/HEEM/

...

It will be a completely different fight, Yoel tried to only wrestle and gassed himself. He's got all the confidence he needs to strike with Whittaker now

"no"

Whittaker standup > Luke standup

Yoel didn't really strike too much early on with rob

Yeah Romero would train adjustments but Whittaker would get both legs so good fight.

>australian fan
>picture of a canadian
hahaha you played yourself

Whittaker already made the adjustment to the low line kick that fucked his knee up, he'll win much more decisively

Previous week's embedded. Mark Hunt was confusing your uncle.

gay, is he actually australian?

...

Where'd you find this picture of me?!?!?!?

OFFICIAL /HEEM/ P4P RANKINGS

1. Robert Whittaker
2. Daniel Cormier
3/4. Tony Ferguson vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov
5/6. Demetrious Johnson vs. T.J Dillashaw
6. Stipe Miocic
7. Max Holloway
8. Tyron Woodley
9. Stephen Thompson
10. Yoel Romero

reddit

i'd move stipe to #3 but pretty good

Robert fans not realising that Yoel is just going to fuck Roberts leg up again

really hope this is the sentiment going into the fight from casuals

cos whittaker will be free money

What time is it in Australia?

9.52pm sunday

Roberts knee still isn't the same, this time Yoel won't be retarded and stop targeting it after he fucks it. Knee stomps for 5 rounds.

Sage might lose tonight.

only time will tell, i didn't give whittaker a chance the first time

How do I commit to the strike lads?
Always throwing weak shit from a distance for fear of the counter.
Just commit and if I eat it I eat it?

I was confident Whittaker would win the first time, not this time.

No, but if you're asking heem for advice you're going to get knocked out no matter what.

You sound like you know something.
Gib advice, off the heem record

>strike with Whittaker

>chin up
>mouth open
>shoulders down low
>don't move your head
>keep your hands down low
>and finally do that anderson silva thing with your hands where he tries to confuse his enemy

then strike

weve seen a lot of great and savage heems in our time

but why is the recent rockhold/yoel heem getting so much repost value?

every thread there's a webm or a shoop of luke's face right before the deathblow

Curtis Millender is the niggest nig I've ever seen. I didn't even think it was possible for a brotha to be that melanated.

Is that Wideman in the back?

yes

cos people hate rockhold see

the biscan special

youtube.com/watch?v=h4DFXUndvbw

Mark Hunts walkout song

He seems like a nice guy.

prime schaub would heem ngannou and win the bellator grand prix hw champ and double lw champ

whittaker beat rockhold

Only if cte decides to have a heart and make him forget that his wife is a slut and his son is a retard.

I beat my dick

Schauble, mon capitaine... schauble.

Ponzinibbio and Darren Till are better than Wonderboy

What a disgusting, strange/weird, probable double-digit IQ little shithead you are...

when's mike perry going to heem another can?

I FELT THE AIR RISE UP IN ME

It's all for charity. Schaub foundation accepting diapers and anal bleach.

Unpopular opinion but if DC Vs Jones 3 does happen DC will win.

Jones has been abusing PED's a long time and will have health issues if he has to stop using them. The reason he took the risk of using them in his last fight is because he has to use or his body will have side effects.

Jones will go the way of Vitor.

But they don't have anything near the record he does, and it's pretty fucking difficult to fit abstract skill level into a ranking

>DC will win
drugs or not DC will fear Jones until the day he dies

Jones is only 30 though, and he operates at a much higher level than Vitor ever did. I think DC could beat him, but I don't think he'd turn into a shell of himself like Vitor did.

reminder jones popped twice to fight DC

>Ponzinibbio
>Eye poke is better than Wonderboy

yet you goof will say that jones is the goat even though he eyepoked his way to winning DECs

...

Reminder that Cormier is the most overrated UFC fighter of all time, he literally uses his fat, jelly body and sits on his opponent until they tap. Absolutely the cheapest 'fighter' in the whole UFC. Might as well call him Homer Simpson, the fat cunt.

this whole picture

>Darren Till
based as fuck, heem will speak his name with reverence when he takes the division apart

It's called pussy fyi.

I honestly can’t imagine being dumb enough to think DC would ever beat Jon Jones.

i could probably heem some of the people in here

Yeah but you would still be gay.

He needs to fight someone first. Fucking Cowboy for ko'd and he's fighting again, but Till's not even booked. He's going to lose all his momentum waiting for the right match up.

He's a good quality drug lad. Just giving everyone a taste before flooding the market

Till will Cody Garbrandt the division, undefeated star who will jump the division, beat Tyron and have all the heem breakdowners like "wow I didn't see this coming I didn't think he was this good" then he'll get ko'd in the 2nd round by Wonderboy in his first title defence.

nah

Stipe is incredible, but he's got the luxury of exploiting giant holes in the skillsets of heavyweights that don't exist in other divisions. He's really great at doing it though. I just want to see somebody hold him to the fire.

>wonderboy
dude already looks 50 years old. Till is an animal and will walk through his meme kicks

I do hope wonderboy retires with the belt

dutch kickboxing doesn't work in mma

FACT

Wonderboy just schooled /heem/'s favorite Jorge Masvidal, he's sharp and will take that belt.

...

Bassuuu Lruttenn

nothing works perfectly in mma

leading and closing with a kick is even risky in kickboxing

Till won't stand there like every other cunt and let Wonderboy throw his meme kicks.
He'll walk straight into Wonderboy and knock him out.
ss this

why the FUCK is Josh Burkman yet on the UFC?

what language is this

lol i just couldn't remember still ffs

I'm pretty convinced that Ponzinibbio could beat Wonderboy, after how easily he defused Nelson and Perry

Why aren't you watching Bibiano Fernandes' ONE FC replays for free on their website?

So many casuals itt

is till even ranked yet?

he's one of the few that needs to go

so many prospects, get rid of the chaff already, burkman beat shields ages ago

Morning lads.
Today is the day! Fight day! Lets go!

how many bongs?

inb4 Usman or Colby sling Till's corpse around the cage like a dog toy

Wonderboy looks about 25 what you on about my man

i've seen this guy got KO'd so many times, he's like the perfect gatekeeper for prospects

About 10 bongs and 40 bings I think.

7th behind Masvidal.

>Is the cyclone over us yet?
no lad, but it's coming

t. crt television

Work tomorrow so I've got to be up at 6, thought I'd at least be able to wake up at 5 and catch the main event but apparently it's at like 3 so I can't even watch my boy fight.

who's your boy?

Yancy is gonna be brain dead before he turns 40

Tell your boss it’s President’s Day tomorrow bro

Not him, but Cowboy obviously

She is so cute

Nice

>cute
>dat adams apple
>dat Moretz orc head
>dat neck

Nah man for the first time in life I'm actually enjoying working, not worth screwing it up to watch Cerrone get flushed.

Can't have been that obvious because it's actually Donald Cerrone lmao!

Take care of my kids/gimme meth then get busy

>unironically not liking Gadelha

why?

It's the mole IMO.

its the deep baratone voice

Her penis is not very feminine

That should put him about on par with cowboy so

but it only makes her better!

wonder how she will look at weigh ins with her new fakies

HARDY WORK!

I need Conor to come back lads

Yeah but it's yuge.

>boston strong
cringe

hes just gonna get wrestle fucked by everyone he fights

i think he will fight mayweather again

what is your maximum two arm curl for repetitions?

He's never fighting in the UFC again, anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional

why don't he just returns to featherweight?

>Whittaker's performance was severely hindered by a sore knee
t. Brainlets that don't understand the fights they are watching

WME own that little mick fuck. Dance for me you leprechaun cunt.

There's no reason to unless he completely spends his money like a basketball american

how much would you pay to service yoel romero?

I think he cares about his legacy. I can see him fighting for the WW belt in the ufc after a title defense

Exactly. All he cares about is money.
He has hundreds of millions now, why bother getting punched up for a comparitively small paycheck?
Only fights I see him doing in the future are more big-money ones against people like Mayweather.

>after a title defense
kek

i piss on your waifus

>Tyron and Thompson that low

retards, all of you

He'll fight Khabib by the end of the year I hope

I'd love to see it, but highly doubt it.

Had a dream that Hendo had a 10 inch cock for some reason

Thats a Freudian slip

All these people hating on McGregor in here. Why? This is a fucking Conor general, he owns this fucking general, don't like it? Then LEAVE. Fuck off to Sherdog like the faggots you are. I'm sick to the back teeth of the shit he's getting, are you doing it to be ironic? It's not fucking funny...

/heem/ backs McGregor, where the fuck did all these newfags come from? Did deadbeats from /box/ migrate after they realized their antiquated sport is going absolutely nowhere?

youtu.be/nifEXdzfO-I
Thoughts?

Always sitting like a faggot

Maybe, Khabib says he isn't coming back and that they're stripping him of the belt

youtube.com/watch?v=xfRNv7DxoAM

multiquotes are against the rules

he will and hell make an insane bit of cash
worst comes to worst ufc need him and theyll just throw him like 70% of the ppv money, they could do that and the remainer would still add up to multiple other ppv numbers

Who is your favorite intelligent (not religious) fighter?

cat is god tier fightfu, i wonder why people don't post her more here

I am the Schaub kiddo

cause they're faggots

Is there a worse night for fights than Sunday? I don't even watch the fights until the day after, but it still feels like a hassle.

Literally has a man's face

It’s a long weekend dude

Anyone got webms of Cody dominating Cruz for 5 rounds and decisioning the decisionator

>lose your last chance at a title shot
>get your chin and career flushed
>be brutally heemed infront of hundreds of thousands of people on live TV
>become the main KO on the highlight reel of a better man
>But still smiling despite this, fist raised in the air in defiance
You never truly know who someone is until the end, turns out Rockhold was our guy after all.

youtube.com/watch?v=vRDQ_B8U69Q

how would /heem/ do in a boxing match against this normie?

Anyone else have a weird gut feeling that Gouti is going to heem Super Sage?

He won't heem him but he might submit him, man Sage looks huge next to him

The Greatest Show On Earf youtu.be/EnXDYzmmghk

Will the ufc do a meet and greet for ufc london? Do you have to pay to go to the meet and greets?

>ywn be publicly admonished by Asashoryu

its been a while since i was on Cred Forums. when did /heem/ migrate from /asp/?

What, like in her freezer?

Yeah, it was her husband's

You literally stole my post you son of a bitch, I can't believe a fellow ausbro would do such a thing
Favourite female fighter?

i spit on your waifus graves

Decision Darren is a meme fighter and will get exposed against anyone in the top 5

>#10 almost beat #1

hmm

>a-almost!

I looked at his stats and hes a slightly worse striker with no wrestling at all but the ability to defend takedowns somewhat.

So on paper he's going to be just under equally matched, maybe Sage gets a takedown or two and keeps him down. I don't see him winning.

*phones you*

good afternoon, gentlemen.
i hope you're all ready for a great night of fights!

>sarah moreass is finna break another bitch's arm
>sanchez is gonna beat sanchez
>BASED sage is going to prove he's the hottest prospect in the UFC
>thiago alves is about to snap some negroid's leg in half
>the most underrated fighter in the UFC is going to heem Trinaldo in his home state
>le black no stamina man will lose the battle of the races
>and finally, CTE man will beat CTE man

0. Conor McGregor

>It’s a long weekend dude

why?

Die haben montag frei

Luke, commit suicide to recover, go on.

Dana called in a favor with trump

How does Trinaldo beat Vick? Realistically I don't think he can. Never understood why coaches don't tell their fighters they cant win certain fights.

i guessed it was black history month celebration, glad to know they are doing tcity apprecriation day

HOW EXCITED ARE YOU

Bless
favorite ortega strangle?

I'd eat her ass if you know what I mean.

looks like chief sitting bull

Wait, UFC is on tonight? What the fuck?

Cazzie

I want to eat Megan Olivi's ass. I want her to eat meals I cook for her and let me rest my head against her tummy so I can hear it being digested and have her announce when she needs to use my bathroom so I know she is ejecting waste into my toilet so we are both connected forever.

I want to rim her. Hard. Then when can make children.

How many bongs until UFC? 7?

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

Vick and Millender are my picks.

Keep in mind, I'm always wrong.

are you okay aussie
is this a cry for help

I AM NOT HUMAN ANYMORE OR APART OF THIS EARTH. SOOOOO SORRY GUYS THAT I HAVE TO DO THIS

We're here for you bro

Just put £30 on cerrone by KO/TKO at 6.00 odds. Cap this post and celebrate my win later fellas.

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

youtube.com/watch?v=ZAi9a5k-wvQ

This is the worst song in the world

Cazzie.

Goddamn why are you fuckers forcing this cazzie meme

Cazzie.

No guys im ok just singing the best song in the world :D Its from UFC which I train

LEAVE BISPING ALONE

Cerrone will win, Yancy is only slightly better than Holloway.

>this cazzie meme
you just got worked by a jobber mark
lmfao @ (You)

>Mixed Social Media Fights

seriously these faggots think they can build hype taking a shit and sending out a tweet

>Derek brappson picking on yet another senior citizen

Leave me alone t-city faggot, I made that Cub Swanson meme photo you took and renamed

Avatarfags should be locked in a cage with me with their arms tied behind their backs. Heh, maybe that's too harsh, just being forced to fight me is bad enough.

>ponzisscheme's his way past nelson by eyepoking
>has a hard time with the biggest memefighter in te ufc
>on the same level as wondermeme
WEW lad

that her ass is like her face

For anyone wondering he didn't kill himself, he deleted it later and said he was just off through a bad time and then he deleted all his social media.

>derek brappson

Oh sorry you're pretty based then
btw what's your favorite ortega submission that happened in the third round?

Worked

When he beat Moicano, I thought he was losing that fight on the scorecards

Look at this pint sized piece of fuck meat. I want to dump loads all over her face until she's so annoyed she tries to push me away and trip me up (I allow her despite her weakness) and then squat over my head and shit on it.

no one thinks you're funny bro
just stop

I actually do don't mind if he keeps going

>shit over my head
wewslow down bro
fight the degenerate urges
i know you can, you're stronger than your twisted sick sexual fantasies

Is this the greatest jab technique of all time?

he's french so he probably does have 0 wrestling skill. He has decent muay thay but sage will outclass him, striking wise. I think they're just trying to slowly build up sage so he becomes even more marketable.

*throws fight away in your path*

not only she has no lips her mouth shape is like she got punch'd

Cm Punk vs Sage was the fight to make

CM Punk shouldn't be in the UFC
He's literally facing an MMA reporter in his next fight which will be on PPV

Dude... CM Punk is like a dude with a two inch dick, who recently got a penis enlargement and is now hanging a mean four incher

he used to be really good at eating pussy, and I mean REALLY good. now he tries to lay pipe instead. as a result, even though his dick is bigger his wife is less satisfied than ever

I don't know why I keep coming back to this autistic cesspool
I need to find another place to discuss mma

Good luck finding another place you can call someone a faggot

sherdog

cazzie

what about to discuss mma with your mom in your basement?

i agree but it's best to never mention mandrama unless you want some hyperautist replying to you

You excited to make some free money tonight, lads? Northcutt's a given, as is Vick. Also leaning towards Derrick Lewis.

you can tell how stupid a man is by his face

>IM NOT ON STEROIDS

I'm sad that people are finally starting to realize how good Vick is. He was absolutely free money for a long time. Even on /heem/ like 80% of picks went with that bum Duffy over him at 217 lmao

true

me in 12 hours: YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME VICK WAS FREE MONEY

>playing UFC 3
>Opponent does a spinning back fist
>Shoot for double leg while his back is to me
>The AI reverses it

bet ur house on sanchez

HE is getting gadooshed like lanklets always do when they fight the superior manlet.

Is Struve a student of the game?

Sleeping in the place of heems like it is the place of dreams.

yeah buddy i'm not on steroids, i'm just an attention whore who needs the steroids to beat DC

>>playing UFC 3

The little manlet is going to get his head popped off by Vick's knee. It's simply the way things always are, you would be a fool to not bet on a genetically, superior fighter.

Are they doing a joke?

(you)

5th Amendment

lmao they should have an entire card of people with the same first or last names. host it in scotland and call it the Highland Games: there can only be 1

my pick is sanchez

shut up bitch

I LUUUH YOO LUK

*sniff sniff*

I DONT WANTCH TO DO DEES TO YOO LUK

*cries with compassion*

GAY JESUS LUUUH YOO TOO LUK

SAGE ALL SAGE THREADS

Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti

is that the goof pic?
what's wrong with you

>is that the goof pic?
no just goofing around

Why do you spam us? You don't get back at the mods by spamming us

Calendar are you a Eurocrat?

He moved to get a new IP so he can /heem/ post again.

Yancy
Tybura
Vick
Thiago Alves
Davis
SAGE

>bitch
Sweden is literally the worlds bitch changing your own culture to accommodate refugees.

Thats PREMIER MMA analyst and cagecraft connoisseur Connor “Andrade beats Joanna by decision” Ruebusch

Yancy
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Sage in all fields

Andrade wins a rematch 100%
I predict dese tings

>Sanchez in the black trunks, Sanchez in the white
>Big uppercut from Sanchez! Sanchez is wobbling
>Sanchez is in trouble, this might be a TKO for Sanchez!

#UFC Hawaii
Black Beast
Black Horse Vick
Millender
Davis
Sage

who gives a fuck about sweden dumpass newbie

"Oh! Hey user! I just got done with a sweaty gym workout! Yeah, I'm all greased up! Say, how about after I kick this frog's ass later tonight you and I catch a drink? Hmmm? No pressure, man, haha! It's all cool, bro!"

Two men fighting each other

sage looks like a southern californian, gay leaning bi man who's a 100% bottom.
don't ask me how i know this.

Are we going to have a problem here?

Maybe that's because you want him to be, are you projecting your own insecurities on based Sage? He was just offering you a drink, mate.

Can someone post the picks I didn't submit mine yet

Yancy
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

This is gold.

keep posting that monkey human centipede bitch

unironically why do the picks get deleted all of the sudden?

i've met enough faggots to know a cock swallowing californian when i see one

Joe Duffy was ragdolling that 6'3 cannibal looking guy. Vick will never be popular unfortunately because all his wins are over people much smaller than he is. People don't like that.

Bit rude pal, what would your mother think?

If he makes the weight he makes the weight. Complaining about size difference is for mentally weak manlets.

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>what would your mother think?
that you're a faggot

glad i was able to set this young man straight on the true meaning of heem

both are retarded.Who cares

Do they not teach kids manners in Sweden?

If he tries to strike with whittaker throwing wild overhands and lead hooks he'll be unconscious inside 1 round, if he wins it's with wrestling or a meme KO

for fuckshake Are you gonna post all of the andrade photos you hide in your basement and jerking off while your mom sleeping GTFO

look at this chimp.He's getting bold kek

>Pinpokeio will beat wonderboy because he beat a BJJ guy and a meme

>Duffy was ragdolling Vick

lol

it was a staring contest until Vick koed him

You seem quite upset, what's making you so angry?

OFFICIAL /HEEM/ REAL WORLD RANKINGS

1. Stipe
2. Stipe's bitches

god dammit i was certain i would get a (You)

Set it up with jabs
Chin down, keep one hand up when you throw and move your head while you punch

T Caz

you're the one who uploads monkey photos from the national geographic am i the angry boi? keep going lets see all your photo collection kek

Watch your tongue mutt
Sage is a chaste wizard like wonderboy, it's what gives them their fearsome karate powers
Truly /ourguys/

lot of old heem views being bandied about currently

please remember we are in modern heem now

His mother is only thinking is about how to pay for all the enemas/diapers/donkey condoms.

Like what?

I feel that this outburst might be linked to some repressed emotional turmoil. It's alright to talk, we're all friends here.

>whittaker was starched by wondermeme

>God doesn't exi-

I’m literally dying from laughter right now.

Good luck mate, I reckon that's a decent bet.
Yancy could get Matt Browned

better post a prehistorical photo of that chimp

Are you just mad she isn’t Muslim?

Calendar became a mod

>prehistorical photo
>pre-historic photo
>PRE historic photo
>before history- historical documentation
>having an historical documentation of something before history

Who?

I'm afraid if you can't have a respectful discussion about mixed martial artists then I'm just going to have to stop engaging with you. It pains be to do this, friend. I'll give you one more chance to behave yourself.

don't ever tell me or my wifes son how to post on /heem/ again

thoughts on my parlay?

sarah moras
sage northcutt
curtis millender
donald cerrone

oh for sure,ligaments are needed my man

>Curtis Darklander

How much did you just lose? It’s literally a squash match for Alves

This desu senpai

thiago is usada'd. he looks like dogshit, literally lost to a lightweight

And now he’s getting a squash to rebuild. You lost, move on with your life

You're joking right?

yeah you want to stop engaging cause youre the only faggot here who posts that chimp and soon people will realize youre into bestiality

he looked great against Cote

Can't we all just get along?

You actually replied to yourself?

i'm capping this post for when the nigger makes a name offa thiago.

Vick found his range in round 2 and was repeatedly landing the jab on Duffy. I don't know where you're getting the ragdolling thing from. Even if they would have let Duffy continue on, round 2 likely would have been scored a 10-8 and Vick probably would have won a very lopsided decision. The absolute worst he could have done is a draw. Vick made very light work of Duffy, the fight was not close.

>samefagging this hard
Get back on your meds you mental midget

can someone post picks?

i can't remember if i picked milander or alves

Curtis is going to win, it's a fact the guys replying to you have never seen him fight. They do it all the time.

shut the fuck up you fuckin loser.

>tfw this is unironically the fight I'm most looking forward to from now until UFC 223

Don't worry mate, Curtis is a solid bet. Promising guy, and you're right, Thiago looks out of it at this point. Last win was Cote, who is even more out of it. Ignore the goofs.

All the same fag

the ugliest chimp lesbo wins

Sage is the only one that is guaranteed free money. Moras and Millender are coin tosses. Cerrone's chin is deleted.

>wmma

Except it was. Joe Duffy clearly won the first round. He was out wrestling Vick and even landing the better shots. Round 2 he slowed down and Vick got the stoppage.

cerrone only ever got knocked down and tko'd by jorge though

the till fight was a submission (broken nose, i give up)

if you don't think yancy is about to catch a head kick you're dead wrong

Literally all the same butthurt guy he lost all his good boy points on a bet on a BBC meme can

LMAOOOOO

>chinlet, CTE'd Cuckboy going up against an unheemable Hawaiian brawler in a 5 round fight
It's actually hilarious how bad this matchup is. Imagine picking Cowboy lol the absolute state of whatever brainlets think he'll win this.

Samefag. Americans are a fucking joke. don't listen to em guys.

>Unheemable
Got stopped in the first round by peahead lmao

The fuck is wrong with you, sperging out like a tosser because I replied to someones post.
Sort yourself out lad

First one isn’t me, the other three are because I fucking hate Curtis Apelender

Jessica is in a loving and committed relationship pal, my admiration for her is purely based on her spicy fights.
It's going to be a fucking banger, but Jessica should have got the title shot.

What’s a tosser? Is it like rubbish and bollocks?

>a TKO back when he was murdering himself to make 155
Cuckboy got knocked out twice by Masvidal who is a can, could barely stand with CTE'd Robbie for 3 rounds, and got flushed by an unranked Britbong bum. Imagine picking him in this one. Just imagine it.

k> (You)
Don't listen to him fella. Keep your chin up and let's win this bet. I personally reckon all your picks are on point.

Got £270 on Sage tonight, bros. If he does well, I'll probably put the winnings on Vick.

A 14 year old that lays in bed milking his little pecker all day

i always thought it was there equivalent of "jerk off"

>loving relationship
>lesbians

Sage has a glass chin. He's getting KOd lol

darwin should be proud of you little chimpsucker

Weak bait

Oh so everyone on /heem/?

>got ko'd in the ammys
>got dropped by mickey gall

i bet on curtis millender lol LOL love this bet haha

Why is everyone fighting? Let’s get along. Who’s your favorite fighter on the card tonight?

Super Sage here

Cerrone beat Lawler, early stoppage against Masvidal and Till. Yancy is a can mate sorry.

Lesbian relationships actually are "loving" in the emotional sense, there is just no physical/sexual attraction at play. Male homosexual relationships are the ones that are devoid of "love" since male homosexuality is just a form of intense sexual perversion usually rooted in some form of abuse (talk to some gays and ask them about their first homosexual experience, you will be surprised how many of them mention an encounter with an older man at a young age).

Fucking My/Our/Cow boy of course you goof

Just look at that modest bulge

I bet he’s hanging a mean 4 incher

vick is the most overrated meme fighter right now, all the psuedo hardcore fans love him but he's just a weight cut babby wouldn't be suprised if he gets heemed tonight

So this is the mighty 'BBC' I've been hearing so much about...

I like this

I want to take a gender and sexuality course at uni and be the one hard ball who thinks stuff like this

Oi u cheeky wanka

yancy vs brazil cowboy
>barely to survive on the feet

cowboy vs brazil cowboy
>cowboy disdainful of brazil on the feet, takes him to the matt and slices through his neck like butter

just fucking IMAGINE being a cucked CAZZIE who thinks yancy whoderious is going to have anything for cowboy cerrone, perennial rock solid gatekeeper to the top 5. i'm just sitting here fucking LAUGHING at these people. unbelievable.

I agree with this apart from the yancy is a can part, he's my lowkey boy after that slugfest with fake cowboy

You cant just go around spouting your theories as fact gonna need at least 3 citations

So, my buddy just told me about your picks guys.

He says you think Sage Northcutt, freshly unretired chinlet wondercan is free money, and that yancy pancy mediocrius is going to touch cowboy up. Now, forgive me but HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

MEDEIROS
LEWIS
VICK
ALVES
DAVIS
SAGE

Screencap this.

Please go on, I find this stuff interesting. And it’s impossible these days to find stuff online with this narrative instead of “You are born this way baby LGTQWERTY Rocks! xD”

We can do a study right now.
When your bull is ramrodding you up the hershey highway, do you feel love for him or just sexual ecstasy from being dominated like the sissy you are?

I guess you haven't seen Yancy fight before. Yancy is a literal can who got shitdicked by Trinaldo and Poirier, the only two fighters he's faced approaching Top 10 talent.

when are Jon and Brock coming back?

I agree.
Derrick Lewis is one of my favourites at HW behind my eternal boy Werdum, I think him and Tybura has some serious spice potential.

Yancy has shockingly bad defense if Cerrone isn't completely shot easy win

Tybura is going to grind him and win an ugly, slow UD. Lewis can't wrestle or grapple and his lower back is still fucked, meaning a clinch fight with a lot of wrestling for position is going to be very hard for him.

Please no

I missed his fight with werdum and can't be arsed to watch a 5 round grapplefest, is he actually any good?

tybura sucks ass dude. literally lost to andrei arlovski

He's ungodly durable and has a decent gas tank. He's okay, I guess, as a grappler. It's how he beat Arlovski. It's not so much him being great but me having no faith in Lewis and being aware that Tybura can fight to a gameplan and win even if it's not entertaining.

Oh shit. Now I remember, the commentators were saying the ''''veteran Arlovski showed his toughness''''' top kek

And Lewis is good? Lewis is literally just A Big Dude. His chin sucks and he has no striking ability. It's why he was scared shitless from actually exchanging with Hunt, he knew he'd get knocked silly. Shawn Jordan brushed his face with his foot and put him on queer street. Meathead starched him with a forearm.

He literally beat Arlovski and it wasnt even close. Are you really confusing him with Albini?

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9127231
>Of 327 homosexual and bisexual men participating in an ongoing cohort study pertaining to risk factors for HIV infection who completed a survey regarding history of sexual abuse, 116 (35.5%) reported being sexually abused as children.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15914408
>This exploratory investigation examined the relationship between childhood sexual abuse (CSA) and related psychosocial characteristics and sexual behaviors among 46 gay/bisexual male escorts who advertise via the Internet. More than a quarter of men (28.3%) reported some history of CSA

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1486514
>hirty-seven percent of participants reported they had been encouraged or forced to have sexual contact before age 19 with an older or more powerful partner; 94% occurred with men. Median age of the participant at first contact was 10; median age difference between partners was 11 years. Fifty-one percent involved use of force; 33% involved anal sex

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11501300
>In research with 942 nonclinical adult participants, gay men and lesbian women reported a significantly higher rate of childhood molestation than did heterosexual men and women. Forty-six percent of the homosexual men in contrast to 7% of the heterosexual men reported homosexual molestation.

When people say homosexuality is a mental illness, they're not just shitposting. Homosexuals were disproportionately abused as children and their degenerate lifestyles are the manifestation of unresolved psychological issues.

Imagine not putting money on SUPER SAGE. LMAO, how do you morons even chew your food?

In 2018 some people believe Sage is actually an mma fighter hahahahahahah

When the UFC has become a complete circus
So any day now

how was the fight not close. that shit could easily have gone to arlovski, and it should.

lewis is too good. lewis would KO werdum and arlovski on the same night. he's to crafty and adept in the striking department

I only saw it live but I recall Tybura taking over late and mounting Arlovski in round 3. Also, Lewis has no striking craft. If he did, he'd have done something other than leap at Hunt with awful attempts at kicks until he gassed out and got finished.

>lewis would KO werdum
lad, stop

>Taking any opinion on fighting, fitness or general masculinity from a Swede seriously.

I'm sure you know how to milk a Somalian cock, but don't think that gives you authority to judge a real man's physicality.

Tybura whooped him and will probably hump Lewis to a decision

Upvoted, good stuff. I do not hate gays whatsoever, wish I could have these opinions backed by factual research and not be outcasted as a homophobe.

what physicality has to do with mma dumpass? cc Roy Nelson,Tank Abbott

>Roy Nelson
>A good fighter or good example

Lmao

How did mighty mousse not commit suicide yet

do you pretend you're an idiot or it comes out naturally? how many ko wins Prime Nelson had stupidfack?

Who gave you permission to talk back to me, Sven? I am ordering you to get Tyrone to tighten your chastity cage as punishment.

Physicality
fJzJˈkalJti
noun
noun: physicality
Involvement of a lot of bodily contact or activity.
"The intense physicality of a dancer's life"

Just a quick heeminder that there are people in this very thread RIGHT NOW who unironically believe that frankie has any tools to beat ortega just let that sink in for a moment they really think frankie can use his wrestling without having to worry about getting strangled every second

>Wrestling

There you go

put the noun and the full moon back in your ass boi.You don;t know shit about mma. Sage or supersage is just an early tap disgrace

Why are you so angry?

Seemed to work against BJ

Don't rage, Sven. Not my fault that all the Helga's are out getting creamed by Jamals. SUPER SAGE is going to smash that French faggot tonight and you will be in tears.

HOW many bongs

Is krav maga legit?

smash him or not i don't care little turd. I'm not watching Colgate men fighting or lesbo monkey chicks like you do

He's been in a mood all day, it's sad really.

Only with rifle

you're hiding in the bushes chimplover? Come on get out show us your giga monkey collection

only if you learn it from someone who trained under the guys who teach israeli special forces, or directly from one of those guys himself.
krav maga is a very basic self defense course that was created/modified to easily teach large numbers of new troops how to fight in what is presumed to be a life or death scenario. 90-95% of the krav maga teachers you meet will be poorly trained middle aged men who are basically just doing the jewish kung fu

Wrestling > Blowjob Jitsu

it must be appropriate for disarming and weapon fighting though

Raise me kids and buy me meth

kinda sorta, but not really. you're still almost guaranteed to be shot or stabbed, and a chunk of the assumed scenario is being within spitting distance of your squadmates (or whatever they're called in hebrew), so you really only need to grab and stall until your buddy could stab them in the neck

damn

I prefer systema for the same sort of fighting, but yeah it's legit

Literally a fact.
Wrestling + boxing is the best combination for a MMA fighter. Prove me wrong

What do people see when they're in the shadow realm?

I've never been heemed by a punch but when I was a fuckwit in school we used to choke eachother out all the time and you have weird dreams

More dykeposting all round imo

You're visited by the spirits of Schaub and Reem and taken on an enlightening journey.

that explains a lot

Tybura is gonna beat Lewis tonight but by what method, sub or KO?

BJJ is better because it absorbs the best parts of other grappling systems. Kimura wrecks Helio Gracie with a shoulderlock, now the move is called the Kimura in BJJ and it's something every bluebelt is familiar with.

BJJ's wrestling level is a lot better than it was 15 years ago, and it'll keep getting better. Everything you can do in sambo/judo/wrestling, you can do in jiu jitsu.

>cancucks too beta to wrestle his mates
Try spending 6 years in boarding school and not having to fight for your life dozens of times.

We used to push the hockey goals together and have MMA fights almost weekly when two little cunts were getting like snarky women

unfortunately,i think it'll be via decision

The only people tybrappa puts to sleep are the people watching his """fights"""
If he wins it'll be by decision by grapplefucking or black beast giving up because of his shit back

Black Beasts back is healed, hes got a point to prove, he wants Ngannou I think

I can see that. Tybura wasn't aggressive enough against Werdum but hopefully he changes that today

Ngannou should just retire. Stipe destroyed his 'Ultimate Predator' meme beyond all repair, he should try live out his boxing pipe-dream. He was just a glorified can in the UFC.

Is Super Sage Northcutt truly /our guy/? While Val is /our girl/?

The worst thing is he can't box.

Super Sage is a living Chad meme. He is absolutely, 100% /ourguy/.

It's offensive how much he's getting paid, but I like his attitude. I would also like to get paid an offensive amount of money.

Thoughts?

c u t e

imgur.com/gallery/yg5xDH7
Pure meme magic
/ourguy/

...

Chad Northcutt

Grasso a cute! CUTE!!!

would make mother of my children/10

>Polite
>Friendly
>Always has a smile
>Likable
>Funny
>Charming
>Handsome
>Athletic
>Talented
>Beautiful striking
>Slightly awkward
>White

Explain HOW someone cannot like this man without being
>Faggot
>Douche
>Racist minority

>chad uncutt

No one can debate this

He is a can

at WW, at LW he's an undefeated prospect

do you mean sight?
either you are retarded or you need to go back

>>Polite
>>Friendly
>>Always has a smile
>>Likable
>>Funny
>>Charming
>>Handsome
>>Athletic
>>Talented
>>Beautiful striking
>>Slightly awkward
>>White
hit him on twitter if there is a chance of having sex with him in your moms basement or RT all of his tweets in daily basis at least

ok,who wants to get heem'd?

Maybe not in 5 years. Good memes for now.

Rate my walkout song lads
youtube.com/watch?v=pV472RktExA&index=8&list=RDMMPGrxHO-B2TY

7/10

What precisely do cazie UFC fight night 126ers mean when they refer to Super Sage Northcutt as a "can"?

no idea but pre-prime sage is for sure a beast just wait till he gets in his prime think he would starch prime gsp

Rate my walkout

youtube.com/watch?v=dKqijKt1W9A

>Getting choked out by barberena and meme gall
>Last two wins are unimpressive descions vs cans

Face it, you fell for the UFC's marketing. He's gonna lose to gouti

Don't go stealing my boy St George's gimmick you bastard

make sure to get your picks in for tonight's ufc card

Imagine trying this hard to mask your homosexuality lmao

luke is a tall attractive white man

yoel is black

/heem/ is mostly black yanks. you do the math

nice one faggot.You walk out on this song and people will start guessing if its you asshole that do the whistle thing

Heem is a Christian board and Luke is an athiest

Hurricanes were much better planes than spitfires

They think that he is basically a shit fighter despite his 9-2 record, despite his recent hooking up with Team Alpha Male, despite being the more athletic and technical fighter in the upcoming match, despite literally every professional/enthusiast/fan media outlet and every forum saying that he is going to win 100%. But I guess some random Swedes and Canadians on a Vietnamese scuba-diving forum called him shit, that must make him a "can", right?

kek the gay jesus talks about christianity.You havent finished the school right?

It’s literally 3-4 people reposting it every thread and the autistic shit in the op image

There’s only 10 people that actually post here

Hurricans and Typhoon were the superior planes but Spitfires are the iconic one because of the battle of britain and Dunkirk

Yancy
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

There are literally no blacks on /heem/. It’s all trolls and Cred Forumsfags anonymously expressing their endless thirst for throbbing black cocks.

/heem/ is mostly white cucks*
ftfy

only muslims hate Super Sage UNcutt
#teamjesus
youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM

I'm black but I only talk about mma and bjj on here

Can I get all your moneyposting memes pls

Has anyone in real life called you a nigger? Does it offend you when people say nigger on Cred Forums?

go to /pol dude. You're wasting your talent here

You know I take back my previous statement, this ENTIRE WORLD is a bunch of embarrassing porno addicts.

Thinking about Sage’s uncut dick is pretty homo, bruh.

NIGGER

found em

Find me one (1!) respected source outside of the few contrarian, spotty losers on here, who have never been in a fight, who think that Sage will lose to Gouti?

What?

do another search for uncut dicks then post Mel Gibson

I’m not an addict. I can stop any time I want.

Need skype vr to settle by heem

I would easily 3 round majority draw EVERYONE in this fucking thread

I would dance around the cage for 5 rounds the shit out of you my man

I would clearly drop 2 rounds to you but still win due to shitty judging, m8.

I don't care I've been on Cred Forums since like 2010

based nigger

But what about being called a nigger in the outside world?

hope you know is all jokes and banter. pls no uzi drive by

I am interested as well.
Do you heem on nigger outright, or do you start dialogue first

Depends on the context. If it's in a jokey way that's fine, if it's hostile than I won't be happy. I wouldn't choke out anyone irl unless they were actually trying to fight me

K I'll take that into consideration.

Nig Nitsu is the most deadly martial art, having been concurrently developed in America's blackest, most violent inner-cities.

overeem beats ngannou in the rematch

New

“‘’’””no”””””

feels bad cause he's just gonna keep coming back to get heemed because they pay him so much

>right nipple 2 inches below left

What

>implying you wouldn't still juggle those crosseyed beauts

Quality bread

>i've never seen a naked woman before

Where i can find duelo shit???

Nice drop seoi nage