Men's mass start in 35 minutes
Martin Fourcade the big favorite as always. Only 1 medal so far this olympics. Probably pissed that he choked away the 20km gold and wants revenge
Rumor has it that Johannes Thingnes Boe has been inhaling asthma medicine for days and is the 2nd favorite at this event
Then of course you have the Germans with Peiffer, Doll and Schempp. The rest of Norway's team. Some cheeky outsider Swedes. Slovenia's only hope: Jakov Fak. Austrians, Italians and more
Feels good to be a serious biathlon nation again
mass shooting?
We've missed you
>inb4 JTB 2 misses on the first shooting
this is truly the greatest sport
Reporting in! Digits for 5cuck bottling it.
it is. cool if we get new medalists today as well
Based
...
I miss Miriam so much
>this is the heritage and culture swedes are throwing away
it's not even funny anymore
...
She switched back to langrenn.
is it gonna be fourkek winslol?
If Fourcade wins he will be the French athlete who earned the most medals in history.
this is what we are fighting for
I'm fine with fourcade losing if Boe doesn't win as well
he's too smug lads
kys
'no'
Käften landsförrädare! rösta på Löfven och gråt tack.
CHOCKADE WILL MISS 3 SHOTS
>11 soldiers/border guards/policemen competing today
Good sport.
>dudes with guns
>not boys with toys
get ready to apologize to the king, Cred Forums
IT’S TIME
Best event
SAMUELSSSON MASTER RACE!
>right wing people
>caring about sports
go back to råning and buying cheep cigarettes in sweden
and they are off!
first medal in history incoming
>conny bögsson
>caring about winter sports
go back to watching speedway and buying shit snus and pissbeer at the local ICA
Ofc right wing care about sports. It gives nationallity pride and joy, thats never comes free anymore...
Is she a slut or pure?
>they actually use a real starters pistol for biathlon
A pure slut.
Who ABN (Anyone But Norway) here?
>implying chicks with guns isn't Cred Forums lite
how new are you?
Pure. She’s saving herself for me.
me tbqh
pure
you cant look like that and be pure, that is for uggos
She's been blacked
two brown eyed girls?
>t. french with proxy
Norway's leading the medal table btw.
>juniperovenwinsagainlol
OH NO NO NO NO NO
RIP
CHOCKADEEEEE
>that flag
remidner that a bit banter is always okay
>fourCuck
>Ofc right wing care about sports
They really don't. I've never met a right wing person in my life who cared about sports. And atleast in Norway the social democrats care more about national pride than any libertarian, neo-liberal or white nationalist.
>FOURCADE
WTF 4cade
>the city of 4cad
the french commentators didn't even see it
*INHALES*
>Filet Mignon
INTO THE PIT WITH YOU, FROG
why am I not surprised by the combination of this flag and this post?
4KEK DOWN, 4KEK DOWN
>4KEK
>CHOKAD
>CHOCKADE
>miss
>fall down
Martin pls
kek
>4chad
>This Does Not FOURCAN Slip Now!
Holy fuck what happened? I didn't notice my stream was like 3 minutes behind, they hadn't shot yet, I refreshed and they already finished shooting
all of Cred Forums is pol lite after the reddit invasion
The Olympics are literally fascism: the event.
Someone get a 4kek webm pls
this
is there a stream anywhere? i dont have tv, listening to radio atm
...
Use your energy on bringing more of the street-shitting/begging thieves here and on banning nuclear weapons so we can have another world war.
People are people.
Sports are for the privileged.
time for Cred Forums to get the fuck out
1 month trial eurosport player
SEULEMENT
Fourcade took 14 seconds already, it's fine.
No problem for 4kek, he’s in the front group already
lol, no americanos qualified for this
>500 billion people
it's bread and circus for the plebs
It's the mass start, nothing notable will happen until the first standing shootings.
wtf, turbo shooting
DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND DEUTSCHLAND
>bringing more of the street-shitting/begging thieves here
I'm anit-EU, unlike the right wing parties in Norway.
FUCKING JTB
BOE LOL
>bo
>samuelsson
J U S T
THREE MISSED TARGETS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>jt pls
CHOKEMANY STRONGK
JT what have you done
F O U R C A D E W I N S L O L
wew germany is back
>BÖG
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
E
>boe
He's just American. They can't even make it in biathlon.
>BOE MISSED TWO
OGRE
>GER
Reminder that Fak is pronounced exactly as you think and hope it is.
I officially declare this thread as [s4s] property.
Don't be an ebil dumdum :^(
glorious slovenia
Germany wins, stay cucked
if only two
>johannes
Chokemany INCOMING
>BÖ
Good job Siegfried
Norway won't get a mens relay medal.
>THE CITY STATE OF NORWAY
It's all ogre now
APOLOGIZE
thanks friend
go back to plebbit
Germany will get gold, Norway silver and Austria bronze
Prognosis:
1. FRA
2. GER
3. GER
4. GER
5. NOR
5cade confirmed for 5th again
>germany
>not choking
REMOVE FROGS
pls no we are winning too many silver medals lately
need to overtake norway again
SO SORRY
>3 germans in top 4
Im really impressed.
If this is a Germany treble I'll kill myself
Come on FAK
>that result
>not choking
Don't care if one of them isn't #1 in the end.
Please germans you must defeat the frog.
FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE
HOLY SHIT THAT SPEED
>CHOKEWAY
JUST
one down
4chadwinslol
ogre
>you will never witness a biathlon race where the commentators don't mention Fak's frostbite
>fourcadewinslol
It's all over
>norwegians in charge of shooting
what a fucking joke
>eurosport mentioned Kaukenas
better than gold desu
Insane
ALLT ÅT HELVETE
RIP
welp, its over
fucking 4chad
>norgay
I’m just ABF now
>h-he's fast
impressive...
>CHOKEWAY
Nvm, Norway will not make it in the top 10.
Please let the French win, Germany can't get another gold.
>three germans with a chance of winning
>german commentators are creaming their pants over Fucktards shooting
This is so fucking pathetic...
FRENCHED
Only good shooting we´ve done was on 22 July.
ABG friend, they're the ones challenging us for the medal table
Looks like Foucarde got his shooting-shit together.
No gold for Germany then :(
kek
initiate order 66 (turn the rifles against the other skiers)
he already has
hed have to shoot 3 mistakes in the last shooting to lose this
kek
Like I give a shit
You now remember we have sucked all olympics, and that JTB had 2 misses on his win
Will they manage to hit them though?
Die Deutschen holen da nur was wenn der Franzos verschießt, isthaltso.jpg
Not so fast, apparently they're working together for a medal. The color is not determined yet.
Germans should shoot out Fourcade's kneecaps
take that back
...
lesser is going to choke
pretty impressive they can keep up with 4chad so far
still wont stand a chance though
>EINUNDZWANZIG
>already beaten
Now that's the spirit.
>the absolute state of Filé Mignon
7 misses lmao
Bad attitude, Germany
cheeky bronze for super-svendsen?
Kamikaze wind plz.
He apparently makes his own rifles.
*heartbeat intensifies$
TOLD YOU
FUCKING CHOKEMANY
TOGETHER FOREVER
FUGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
FUUUUUUUUUCK
Dat shooting... Wew.
Please Germany, take a good look at your history and once again assrape France
CHOKES EVERYWHERE
Schempp will get cucked again :(
CHOKES ALL ROUND
Here's hoping Fourcade slips and surrenders the lead.
All three of them choking kek
kek
ez win 4cad
lel
Chokessss
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ALL THESE MISSES AND THE WIND ISN'T EVEN THAT BAD WTF HAHAHA
Schemp wins, better skiis
YES! EHS BRONZE MAYBE?!
I knew this was going to happen.
Fourcade missing doesnt matter because germans were ALWAYS gonna miss more. Its inevitable.
Now 4chad is obviously gonna win the sprint.
FAK FAK FAK
le sweating man.jpg
WAKE ME UP
>chokeski
truly kino sport
4chard not beatable but looks like silver and bronze Germoney
Not even mad.
i actually posted it right before they said it
"If you miss the race you can't miss any shot"
If Schempp loses this, he's done forever.
Schempp looks solid on skis.
I'm hype boyes
Fuck, Fak is not fast enough
tbf simon is one of the better sprinters on the circuit
Schempp isnt strong enough to challenge 4cade
But third place will be a battle
what de fug :D
Reminder: Fourcade is hurt
Has 4cade ever won a sprint?
This is intense.
Schempp is going to get him
Schempp gonna win
>dat defeatism
Merkel pls go
Schempp looks strong
Pride?
The Germans will just beat him for gold when the french misses his shooting but he doesn't.
But this is silver and bronze, way better than exception, what is problem.
Butthurt.
Took asthma right in the knee
Once pride.. now just accepts fate.... =/
I hope svendsen gets cucked so much
C'm'on, martin
look at medal table we're still superhumans.
Your hopes are dying.
4chad would get this
[spoiler]So do I[/spoiler]
If you're superhumans, what are we?
Get fucked
PHOTO
PHOTO
but i think it's schempp
FUCK HE MISSED THE FUCKING TIMING FUFUCUCUCUKCKCKCKCCKCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
...
Great fight
As always, Germany
the formula one of skiing
Fucking 4cade trying to cheat again
4cad mad
FUCK
PHOTO FINISH
HOLY SHIT
Truly the best winter sport.
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BOE BTFO
FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE FOURCADE
that was close
YESSSS
Holy shit.
SO CLOOOOSE
suck at shooting, still bronze
FUCK FOURCADE FROG FUCK!
CONGRATS EMIL!
Amazing race.
WEW LADS
4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD 4CHAD
IN BEFORE 4CADE TRIES TO KILL SOMEBODY
based martin Cred Forums
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE ULTIMATE CHOKE
fucking shit sport i hate it
based frogs
Schempp deserves a gold medal too
>luge
Did the French commentators just announce his victory without knowing?
fucking terrible sprint by schempp
4(golds)CADE
This is honestly the best winter sport
APOLOGIZE
ayy germany keked again
>manlets
Not even once
4KADE !
WHAT A MAN
APOLOGIZE
This is honestly the worst winter sport
No, sadly he did keep the lead in the end. Should be suspended for blocking though.
4 C H A D
C
H
A
D
Okay legit win 4card.
GG.
Disgusting
he always struggles to choose a lane
wew
Dat Photo.
accept he blocked schempp before the lane choice
suck it, nazis
Schempp fucked up. He had higher speed but did some weird stuff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
gg
WEW
Norway still no1, Germany give up :)
he was clearly faster AND had the better material
still choked
the german way
>the virgin step
>the chad stride
>9 gold, 9 silver, 7 bronze
>still underperforming
Schempp's head was ahead.
But not the ski. Based 4chad.
>Pretending to lose to give Germans some hope
what a man
gold medal for both
gold medal for both
Just tell me there is a better winter sport than this. You cant
Adrenaline pure
fuck off jew
madlad
...
Europewinslol
>Tolle Geste von Martin Fourcade.
Oh wow, Fourcuck being a great sportman after winning.
Just woke up, what did Norway win gold in?
JEJ
This might genuinely be a bigger choke than Felix Loch.
The greatest choke of the olympics.
yea he was a pussy. should have tried to go earlier like on final hill like he did in hochfilzen. the final 100m on this course layout is absolute shit and hard to come from behind on meaning shchempp couldn't start his sprint until fourcade chose his lane. it was schempp's race to lose given how bad of a sprinter fourcade is
cross country relay and slopestyle
4cade looks like an Arab lmao
>france
>white
Cross country relay and some freestyle ski event
by about 4 inches WHEW
freestyle slope og langrenn stafett, solv slalåm og bronse skisyting
Well nice podium. Best three nations of Europe.
ANGLOS BTFO
he's catalan
you know schempp could've just hit the fucking last shot and win this when fourcarde missed.
Fourcade Oprah doping interview when?
>Rebensburg choke
>Loch choke
>Dreßen choke
>Althaus choke
>Loelling choke
>Schempp choke
>Dahlmeier choke
worst olympics
SWEDEN
YES
both his parents are ethnic white frenchmen
hahaha
hahaha, yeah classic french banter. Must be them superior black genes that makes you such bantz masters.
France confirmed Germanic.
>russian curler doped
K E K
how dumb can you be
you'll won the relay don't worry
that too
this, except for Dreßen (downhill is too unpredictable) and Dahlmeier (won two gold so far)
Nice language desu
Look who's talking
>Dahlmeier choke
>2 golds, 1 bronze
>choke
nigga u guys have a great team too with guginaut, desthiux and the other new guy
Still not a reason to get blocked.
If Germany doesn't win the men's rely that would be some top tier choke
>Rebensburg choke
Do you even follow the sport? Rebensburg was never considered a serious gold medal candidate.
those cunt choked, they missed like 5-7 shot, they cant fucking shoot
>Sweden
Oh you
>the city of OAR
Fillon is terrible at this olympics
He will unironically miss at least 4 shots
So Germany will win team race then?
he's from the pyrenees lad
Althaus didn't choke, wtf,she won silver. Maren Lundby has absolutely dominated the sport this year.
What did you expect? We're shit at snow events. We've got 3 bronzes in them and all have been meme slopestyle too.
both women and men yes
>german tv trying to argue both should win gold
lmaoooooooo
it's relay though so the miss doens't mean as much. watch us and germany use at least 7 extra shots
Insane attempt by 4chad.
>miss in first shooting
>catch up the 150 metres
>shoot fast as possible
>no misses
>have a stroke of luck at the finish line
Of course he is doped but all the others are too.
>in b4 Dahlmeier SPIEGEL-relevation about "suspicious" toothpaste
Spoiler alert: A Norwegian with "Bjorn" somewhere in his name will win.
No, you will choke. Sorry I'm first to tell you this, but you should brace yourself.
wait fillon is in on your team?? i thought
guginaut
destieux
new guy who did well in anterselva (forgot his naem)
fourchad
>France winning after (((Photo Finish)))
wow colour me surprised
Don’t get baited lad, a country with alps should be dominating more :)
Good for Svendsen, Boes BTFO.
>fall down after 1st shooting
where? not on ZDF, they report fairly celebrating the close race and fourcarde
>>Dreßen choke
was he really expected to medal?
kek
Ja Frankrike
>SPIEGEL revelation
>BILD witchhunt
>Hajo Seppelt 2 hour Sondersendung
>Anne Will talk with de Maiziere
>official Merkel statement
>ARD/ZDF boycott of the sport
fuck this country
fourcade deserved to win that. terrible sprint by schempp and too much of a pussy to go earlier. unless you're klæbo or northug you shouldn't leave it to the last 50m with that much confidence and with such a weird course layout with the final turn right before 100m make it difficult to pass.
>can't beat a guy that had one more penalty and managed to fall
>the refugee shelter of Germany
schempp hasn't been on the podium even once this season yet somehow won a silver, nice choke you got there
johannes has 12 individual podiums this season and 8 wins and finished 31st, 21st and 16th in three of the races.
Bjorn bjornsson
Did you see how awkwardly Schempp tried to stretch his leg forward at the finish line? Like it was his first time doing this.
Jacquelin?
You can feel 4cad doesn't appreciate his victory. The last miss ruined the fun for him. But not for us tbqhfam.
>Hajo Seppelt 2 hour Sondersendung
topkek
u wot m8
He was relieved as fuck
this was a good race by germans, they weren't gold-favorites and still gave 4carde a run for his money.
i'm not even mad, so what is problem.
Jacquelin?
He is on the same level but Fillon made podiums at the start of the season so maybe he will wake up for the relay
He's the kind of guy who's only satisfied with large , in-control victories.
very true
yes probably him. aww too bad. seems like he very good ski form
>tfw not being named bear
>tfw not even wolf
He raced the 20km but missed 7 shots, but when he qualified for the Olympics a former french champion insisted on TV that he wanted to see him at the relay so maybe. It's unlikely but would be great for him.
They are keked when they find out Dahlmeier doesn't use toothpaste because her front teeth grow back.
>Fourcade saw Schempp winning and already sperged out
>Schempp saw himself winning but was awaiting the official decision
>the spectators saw Schempp winning
>big (((surprise))): the sports media's and officals' darling won in a (((photo finnish)))
>image """"""prove"""""" released AFTER the decision
we-fucking-w
>ethnic swede = blonde hair, blue eyes
>ethnic french = black hair, black eyes (just like an Arab)
>"hahhahah sweden cuck kek cuck cuck xD"
really makes you think
ethnic northern German = blond hair, tall blue eyes
ethnic southern German = short, dark hair brown eyes
Only because scandi countires on average have a population of 3 people doesn't mean legit countries have divergence in their ethnic population.
KYS snownigger.
Holy shit Fourcade has one heavy french accent when speaking english.
s-stop arguing we're all friends here
>German crying like a fucking pussy
wow colour me surprised
>being this butthurt
it was clearly visible in the normal tv feed that Fourcade was in front
>all germans ITT celebrating their runners
>appreciate fourcade performance like classy sportsmen
>you getting triggered by one greentext-line
Someone French poster told me Simon Fourcade had converted to Islam, was he merely memeing?
>German crying like a fucking pussy
wow colour me surprised
what the fuck are you talking about? the only thing you could see clearly was that even both athletes were sure Schempp won.
yes we all know biathlon is fixed
that fake
I see Schemp winning too
nigga pls. schempp started sprinting too late and had a bad lunge to top it off
...
Schempp was faster at the end but he threw his leg way too late
see, no need to be upset
he cried ?
A friend of mine as relatives working with the fed. Told me at least 18 French athletes have got positive results at doping tests. They will wait until the olympics are over to make it public to not cause a stir
kek, my father work for Nintendo and the crossover with Call of Duty is about to be announced
the only ethipians here are the ones piling up in Calais waiting for a pass to the UK
Good guys finish last, that the morale of today’s race.
Kek, the US getting mad
>looks so Arabic you just have to convert
pottery
What does this mean? Is he talking about someone else? I don't understand.
>just have to convert
more like just to reveal your true power level
delete this
DAESH Snow Division
Translation?
Yeah he converted to islam (Simon), but gave it up around 2012 when taking a chill pill when realizing his brother (martin fourcade) who was training less and enjoying life more had better results.
Okay, I see. Thank you.
>at 14, while he was a wanna be thug brainless kiddo, already convinced to become a biathlon champion (lmao), he indeed converted to islam, thx to the well informed advices from one of his doctory friend, "i used to follow big rules of islam : regular prayers, no alcohool, no pig, very few parties with goats"... reminds the very brown-man, caressing his well shaved faggy beard.
I have it on good authority that GRRM has finished his next book and it will be be published within the month.
R A R E
a based frenchman
top tier translation
Thanks. I'm currently learning French, so I'll use this faithful translation as a base.
kek
Simon Fourcade was a fucking racaille, converted to islam and was butthurt of his brother's success and skills.
>4cade
>4th gold medal for France
>France also has 4 bronze medals
>France has 2 silver medals, which is a number you can multiply by 2 (which, coincidentally, is the number of skis that athletes in biathlon use), the result of this mathematical process is, once again, 4
>The Olympic logo has 4 rings
>FOURcade (4 letters)
C’est comme de la poésie, ça rime
Slight amendment:
The olympic logo has 5 rings, not 4, but Audi’s logo does indeed, according to my research, have 4 rings, so my point still stands
really made me think
...
this is why germans believed they lost wwI due to jews lmao
and we have so few medals? holy shit kill us
deux vult! punished for betraying god. getting otuclassed by your little brother is very cucky
your post is why frenchies still believe they won wwII
but we did, it was just a momentary setback that lasted from 39-45
If you capital starts to look like Mogadishu everytime you win a world war, maybe you should consider losing next time. I don't think it would turn out worse for you than """winning""".
no one won this shitty war
what a waste
...
>Germany
>military is a joke, chronically underfunded, not combat-ready and lacking in equipment, maintenance
>Cologne rapefugees
>waning influence within EU as Macron takes charge
Really makes you think
You are certainly worse.
>military is a joke
you're in the same boat
>chronically underfunded
wrong. """our""" ministry of defence has to burn money on idiotic shit to spend their budget. Also we could easily double the spendings to match NATO standards but then it would be "ze ebil germans are preparing anudda sho...I mean World War".
>Cologne rapefugees
let's better not talking about """asian""" rape gangs and child trafficer, Nigel.
the state media Macron cocksucking is real tho because according to some people otherwise the nationalism would be on the rise.
Dude, it will take at least a year from announcing that the book is done to it actually being on the market.
Did you not get the joke, or are you too autistic about the details to appreciate it?
Some things you just don't joke about.
You jumped the shark, man
top lel
We'll see though
schempp is a fuckign spineless ballless cuck, ddi anyone told that to him over the last 4 years?
It was a fantastic race, Martin win with the brain because Schempp is better than him at final sprint on paper, on the other hand Schempp manage to stay with him until the finish line..
But what about the J.Boe choke Norway?
i know it's Olympics and even Martin choke but he's 29 now he's not as fast as he was but on the paper J.Boe is younger, shot faster, he's faster on ski and he manage to lose and even when he win it's because Martin choke hard..
Serious question here: wtf is going wrong with him ?
This is gay as fuck because the """"""rifles""""""" are compressed air pea shooters that couldnt dent a coke can. What a lame waste of time.
m8, please...
Thank god it has nothing to do with destroying stuff.
How'd we do?
Strangely you barely have any athlete here.