Starts in 10 bings, get in here boys

I don't agree with you cunts being shoah'd from the Olympics Russia bro
want you to know that

>Our guy is the world champion

We're gonna fuck this up aren't we

jeez have a little faith

>Chinese athletes hand reared from birth in chosen discipline
make them all lose lord

who else comfy af

I'll be comfy if Morris doesn't choke

>got digits
>mirin yours
comfy lad

here's hoping
checked

Here la

MORRIS

D A V O

>tfw still haven't left the bed this morning.

what a rippa

BASED neet

>Landing his jumps
I'm worried, lads. He's probably going to choke like the sheila.

Or he's going to pull off his 10x twist, 5x backflip jump and win gold.

David FUCKING Morris

Hm, good enough?

It's fucking Sunday

>tfw have no idea what's good or not other than the landing

>111
might not be enough ;_;

cric site down. destination unknown. requesting backup stream ASAP.

Steam maybe?

Bloody bent BBC are showing the bobsleigh

Just 3 eliminated in the first round?

if vpn
olympicson7.seven.com.au/live/47

Worried lads, was 111 enough

111 is trash for a landed jump. Needs someone to blow it to go through.

how many flips and spins you can do basically, probably not much else to it

He'll have to hope someone falls.

that robinson interviewer is a curse to all of our athletes.

fuck him off

live results
olympic.org/pyeongchang-2018/results/en/freestyle-skiing/results-men-s-aerials-fnl-000100-.htm

believe so

When the coach get's an erection it's good.
When the coach looks angry it's bad.

>9 go through
>finish 10th
JUST

LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE ALL LANDING IT LADS ;_;

1 guy has to fuck up for us to go through

How did he stuff it up? It seemed clean.

one of the upcoming chinese jumpers has a higher degree of difficulty

hopefully he's the one that fucks up

Almost lost it foward

WORRY
bent the knees and lost points on form

Snow sports are for rich cunts in Australia
hope someone gets a bad injury

...

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>CHINESE CHOKE

Thank you based China.

kek that's the latest fall I've ever seen.

B R A D B U R Y
R
A
D
B
U
R
Y

Do you get extra points for bunny hopping before the jump?

will that be our saving grace?

>Learning your stream is on delay by a shitpost

>99 problems

>literally forgetting to teach your aerial guys how to actually ski.

That was the most recoverable bump ever.

FUCK YES CHINA HOPEFULLY THAT'S ENOUGH

also, told you so :)

>not going up with the double bird
no flare tbqh

Channel 7 stream has a 20 second delay. Just turn on the tv.

...

FUGGG

I don't understand how he actually fell. Seems like there was super soft snow and his skis got buried?

>Chinese judge gives perfect landing score

WHAT THE FUCK

>CONTROLLED LANDING

FUCKING RIGGED

RIGGED

Looks like it's gonna be an early night boys ;_;

Don't worry Australia, we'll fuck up for you.

R E F J U M P

REFJUMP

ARE YOU KIDDING

>Chinese guy made a telephone hand gesture
Rigged as fuck.

you literally have to fail for us to go through

don't care who wins, hope it isn't the chinese lads

>9
we never had a realistic chance did we lads

HAHA JUST KIDDING AUSTRALIA GO FUCK YOURSELVES

>It's another Ausfailia chokes episode

USA USA USA
please defeat the yellow man, for all of us

>Same landing Score as someone who fucking crashes

Fucking refjump

never underestimate the power of aussie meme victories.

I'm just glad he didn't explode desu

welp, rip

absolute semen slurping sport

>Coaches told me to give up gymnastics as I'll never amount to anything
They were right.

give all your power to the amerilad \o/

SIRVER INC?

based david, you did well

you did this user, this is on your head

there is no way that chinese cunt should have gone through after falling

\o/

love me some refball

Thinking of going pig hunting soon then putting her on the lite n easy program
Will she leave when she turns QT lads? that shit doesn't look cheap

lite n easy is an absolute meme

>judges sucking tiny chinese dick this hard

deserve to be shot

Execute all Chinese.
Execute all these meme """judges""".

Olympic Athletes from China when?

Olympic judges from China lad

>the aussie ref has no influence.

Lydia seething.

>the referee is a judge
JUST

He could beat up the judges.

>chinks in the Nether regions
fuck

The Chinese guy just landed that

t. Judge

>Chink falls again
>Gold Medal incoming.

>Ended up on his feet
Perfect landing - Chinese Judge

He did a bonus trick at the end, extra points

>do a full front flip on the landing
>act like nothing happened and you landed it perfectly

frontflip landing +10 pts

chink confirmed can't land for fucking shit

>94
Same score Guangpoo should've got.

Kek

>lands and stops right in the snow
>200 points for achieving the impossible

based

>taht BOOOOO's before lils jump

elite podium:
usa
canada
belarus

>95

Fucking bullshit.

>95
What? Did he just get JUDGED?

How much was the Chinese who completely stacked it the jump before?

kek

karma you shit cunt

>cameramen getting snow showered
cheeky chink

Welcome to the salt bath, get in user.

>china crashes, 94
>USA lands the same jump, 95

??????

overscored tbqh

94.57 compared to to yanks 95.47

semen slurping judges aren't for me lads
see you all in the comwealth games threads

meh

His form in the air was shaky, but that’s bullshit.

do they ever do a different trick?

This sport is for Chinks and Slavs only. Anybody else just gets JURY'D

J U D G E
U
D
Y
D

what's that spinning thing?

Welp, US is gonna be eliminated. Embarrassing as the world champ.

He didnt land it like the Chinese did

t. Judge

KEK

official winter olympics top 5 events
1. head first sled
2. ice bowls
3. feet first sled
4. big jump
5. dude pipe

gold and silver medalists from sochi (kushnir and morris) also got JUDGED so don't feel too bad

AI judges with 3D form tracking sensors when?

prefer the term jigglesled

Can't repeat the same trick, so each run requires a unique trick.

A fucking leaf

think AI judges are the way to go, hopefully not designed by the chinese as they would not be able to distinguish between falling and landing

Based Canadian gonna win it for the anglosphere

>94 (obv fault)
>not 120 +- 5 like
>REEE JUJE
what wrong with u lads?

Sensing a Chinese "win" here.

China needs to get OAR'd from the Olympics. Fucking cheats.

*fall shortly after you land*
perfect landing!

He's our only hope

i think you mean
>Death Slide
>/eve/
>Death Slide: Forward Edition
>Death Jump
>Death Pipe

>Eurosport commentator perfectly predicting the scores.

How does he do it?

Hope Ukraine gets the gold. They deserve it 2bh

>eve
>not sloan
dropped

the competition is rigged m8, we established this 20 minutes ago.

he's been handed the scores

>not calling luge deathslide, skeleton sexy deathslide

Anyone got a stream of this? Fucking fuck.

might not work without vpn
olympicson7.seven.com.au/live/47

rip

Hopes deleted.

rate my landing lads

give it a 6.8, looks good

WHERE MY BRONZAH U FAGGOT

If this fucking Chink gets through...

What nationality?

Are you Chinese? This is important.

KEK

Chinese lads

t.sydney sider

>4 slavs, a chink and a leaf
Why are slavs all over this sport?

Perfect landing

t. Judge

10/10 landing for china there

Him getting 121 for that shows you how bullshit his 118 was last round.

>G Gangpoo
Worst name ever?

don't like this racism lads

Are Chinese athletes remembered in China?

They churn through so many new names from their sports factories at every Olympics that they never get a chance to build a legacy, and then get thrown into pile with the rest of the state-controlled masses afterwards

Nobody ever remembers Chinese champions

kekd

>sydney
Say no more. 8.8

Based David Morris. True sport.

don't like the racism against anglos by the judges lad

There's a speed skater named Semen

only anglos can be racist lad

>Americans cheering even though their guy has been eliminated.

for the ausbros, we have a woman competing in the 500m speed skating

>American is out
I guess I'm out, too. Have fun watching bros.

>UKR
>slavs
they europeans

wait woops we don't

But did she land it?

t. Judge

Can you say BRADBURY

>judged sports

Not even once

will be competing in aram soon lads, Howling Abyss

wish me luck

sorry lads, clicked on the wrong sport

>IOC said they'd give OAR neutral-coloured clothing
>nearly every events they've been in they've worn red

>OAR gets a 122 for that
>China gets 122 for a wobbled landing

Execute all these judges now

>China guy who stacked in the first round is going to get gold
REEEE

The Russian didnt land it, 103.7

t. Judge

SOOQA

love you user

He didn’t land so good

Strange there is no overall score in this sport. Only 30pc on landings means you can win with a slip, just doesn’t seem right

Great jump from the Ukrainian, but the Chink shill judges won't like it.

>no somersault on the end
bad landing

UKR now in first 128.5

>holding an olympics in a country where political appeasement and potentially world war inducing decisions are the single biggest issue it faces
retarded tbqh lads

LADS THE BELARUSIAN MADMAN IS GOING FOR A 4.9 DIFFICULTY
PRESS L FOR LUCK

>Olexander
>not Alexander
that ukranians

Belarussian landed that jump, amazing landing

t. Judge

F

Holy shit Belarus ate shit

F

F
L

Webm pls

Must respect the go big or go home mentality.

Never thought i'd say it, but
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE LEAF

F

We still love you

Never

\o/

>completely eats shit
>still gets a 92
Why do aerials have such ridiculously high scores

LEAF WILL CRASH

92
reeee juje!

Belarus totally adding some tumbles at the end of his fall to make it look more dramatic than it was kek

RAKED

form is 50% of the score or some shit

If only thst was a Chinese-Canadian, i would count that as a landing

t. Judge

>Neo like rise from the snow landing

10/10

CHINK CONFIRMED MEDAL.

Gotta admit, it may not have been clean but that was the most impressive break dance landing I've seen.

A

AHAHAHAH

>he's #2 in the world for a reason
Bribery.

Based Ukrainian and Russian friendship.

STACK
STACK
STACK

Pls choke

CHANNEL YOUR A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

Will blamed by ukr tv for thes

>country where sewerage and water pipes constantly get cross contaminated
>manage to produce elite athletes
brb lads going to search for some chink poo water

>Chink delaying his jump to communicate with the judges

Typical

Being taken prisoner as a child and forced to train for your entire life will do that

don't forget about fresh dog meat user

FUCK

CHINESE WINS GOLD.

PERFECT

CHINAAAAAA

ajajajaj
biorobot

if he wins gold i will kill myself lads

happy chinese new year

Silver for the chink

Congrats

was this the same nigger that crashed in the first run

what a fucking joke

HAHAHA JUST MISSES OUT
0.5
0.5
0.5
0.5
0.5
0.5

JUSTICE

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I fucking hate knowing this.
They don't give a fuck about enjoying the sport, it's just political one upmanship for the cockroaches
BASED UKRAINE

wew

A NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

WHAT HAPPEN I HAVE DELAY

SLAVA UKRAINI

>second
Can't wait to see the score sheet.

>Chinese can't believe it
Cunt should've been out in the first round.

SUFFER IN YER JOCKS.

youtube.com/watch?v=O3fzwY8xTzs

>0.4

>Giving russia another bronze and choking the gold
Based.

>that face
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CUNT

BLYAAAAAT

>russia gets its eighth bronze
>still no gold
ALSO FUCK YOU CHINK

WE HAVA BRONZAH OR WHAT!?

>Ukraine got a gold before Russia did
uh oh

POST FAVORITE UKRAINIANS

LOL FUCK OFF CHINA

eat shit. you literally will be when you return home as a failure

What are you talking about. Everyone knows Ukraine is rightful Russian soil

Hohol gold, china silver, we bronze

SLAVA UKRAINI !!!

CRIMEA A RIVER CYKAAAA

RUSSIA IS NOW RIGHTFUL UKRAINIAN CLAY

He was latvian

YES

both wrong

Estonian

CRIMEA RIVER

CRIMEA RIVER

OH OOOHH

CRIMEA RIVER

stop et

>Russian manlets in charge of non-poo medals.

That was like a mini movie.
Based Ukrainian hero ending

Lithuanian by birth

>China stacks it
>We have 3 slavs going ape shit over someone failing
Would've been good tv, desu.

Would of been mint

has belarussian grandma

...

looks like a clean landing to me

t. judge

uzbek ancestry going further back

It's would have lad
Would have, not would of.
I'm not being a grammar nazi, the girl of your dreams may stop you from ever talking to her because of this little mistake.
You may lose a potential future job.
Heaps of bad things could happen but rarely will anyone pull you up on this minor grammatical error, important people will just make a mental note about you.

Would have

Nah could of just posted on reddit and 1x million grammar nazis would crawl over eachother to correct it

fuck cunt.
could HAVE

don't be a dense cunt

absolute kino

So chinks just buy medals now do they? Absolutely seething.