/hoc/ Coyotes 4 game win streak edition

/hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=JYUuIn4HBKk
youtube.com/watch?v=C0T3Zk6PRtE

Feb 18th games:
>Flyers v Rags
>Oilers v Avalanche
>Devils v Hurricanes
>Pens v Blue Jackets
>Maple Leafs v Red Wings
>Stars v Sharks
>Panthers v Jets

News:
>Cam Talbot loses his shit over goalie interference
>Rumors of Erik Karlsson trade in the next 9 days per HNIC
>Blackhawks end 8 game slide against Washington
>Ovechkin has first ever career game with no shots on target
>Antti Raanta gets his first shutout as a Coyote
>Malkin gets point #900
>Nathan McKinnon back in the lineup for the Avs
>For the 4th time this year, the Habs have lost 5 games in a row

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Yeah, it's stupid as fuck how Swedes are more nationalistic than us. Karlsson woke up early to catch the game but Canadians don't even give a shit.

"Lol who cares I'm getting paid millions"

Coyote caca?

>lose all the games in the group stage
>make it to the playoffs
Thanks, but in all honesty, what did they mean by this?

si senor

BASADO

What kind of multidimensional chess does Berryhill play with us??

He's wondering if his wife will find out if he buys a South Korean hooker

I want THG to cut out my eyeball and fuck my eye hole.

This is the correct way to feel

I heard that suomi lost to ruotsi

fake news, 16 ruotsies tested +ve for ped's.

first for BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL

/hoc/ is a sanctuary for white christian lads

FUCK KIPSHIT
FUCK GREASE
FUCK ALBORTIONS

LOVE EUROS
LOVE RUST BELT

j-just group changes nothing final, you just worry about the devils ok

just giv cup to pens

What if Finland loses to South Korea?

Haha, just a thought.

Just give my penis to your mom

I actually would very much liked to have watched the match and look forward for suomi's success and good luck to the ruotsi as well!

pay rent stavros

lol ovechkin goes shotless for first time in 978 games

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jackies will pass the isles

canes will pass both

If the Lightning keep up this shit play they’ll get swept by the Isles. Can not believe how shut Sustr and Coburn are and Cooper KEEP FUCKING PAIRING THEM. It’s infuriating.

>rags

the rangers are fucking shit lmao

>last year people might have taken me seriously if I predicted an oilers:habs final
>nobody would have taken me seriously if I predicted a publix:golden showers final

Why is hockey so volatile year over year in ways that NFL/NBA are not?

Let’s get something straight:
doggo: reddit
pupper: Cred Forums
perro: third world Cred Forums
cat: Cred Forums
kitty: Cred Forums
kitter: Cred Forums

>preds
>jets
>Wild
>Ducks

>CAPS
>Pens
>bolts
>broons

>Preds
>ducks
>Pens
>broons

>preds
>Pens

>pens

NFL coaching matters more so you can have long runs with a good system.
NBA is all about le superstars and they all go to a select few teams.

Hockey is deep, but the league is so big and with a salary cap it's almost impossible to go on runs nowadays. Pittsburgh drafted to generational talents and the GM has worked the cap and trades almost perfectly.

NBA is predictable but we almost had a Jags-Vikings super bowl which no one would have predicted

>First round losers
St. Louis
Jets
wilds
Duck
Devils
Phily
islanders
Bruins
>2nd round losers
Dallas
SAN Jose
Capitals(the day they break their curse against the Pens, they will win a Stanley cup)
Lightning
>3rd round
Predators
PenguIns
>final showdown
Vegas golden Knights
Vs
Toronto Maple leafs

Toronto will get their fans hopes up by getting ahead early, but then VGK rallies and reverse sweeps them. Thus cementing the VGK as the greatest New expansion team that everyone will praise Bettman for making it happen and everyone will laugh at Toronto as it’s fans commit suicide.

I'll call them whatever the fuck I want

why do you hate doggo

>swept by isles

Niggy >our defense is garbage.

POST DOGGOS

call them whatever you want on reddit we have standards here

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that’s obviously a perro redditor

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you don't make the rules here nerd

I HEARD SOMEONE WAS TALKING SHIT

Nothing more comfy than wearing a new pair of shoes indoors lads

Not in your house right?

Is that pupper natty?

Of course my house where else

>wearing shoes
>in your house
Disgustang desu boltsbro

There is literally nothing wrong with shoes indoors especially new shoes

binlund

Just some creatine cycles

4CC ON BOYS!

>Chicago Blackhawks tossed some fans out of the game last night after making racist remarks toward Washington Capitals F Devante Smith Pelly.

>While Smith Pelly was in the penalty box a small group of fans chirped him repeatedly yelling “basketball, basketball” to the penalized forward.

Do you think losing 20 pounds in a month causes loose skin?

Yes also congrats burgerbro

Depends on age and how overweight the individual is

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>18 consecutive challenges going against the oilers

where were you when BASED bettman saved the nhl?

albertans BTFO

>indoors
Americans truly are subhumans

good on the blackhawks for kicking them out

Dude from the Flyers has OCD

I saw that. I think he was just doing eye drills to follow the puck.

lol this game is going to be a shitshow

DUDE LMAO

Fucking hang yourself faggot

Kys fag

grow up

That whole play happened because Holden didn't get the puck deep and turned it over at the flyers blue line

Just woke up

Just woke up

Me too

Goddamnit Sweden why did only he get a (You)

depends on how you lose them

also, don't listen to what the danish principal skinner says

Cry more, subhuman

>Buffalo is 3-5-2 in their last 10
>Arizona is 5-41 in their last 10
>Edmonton is 2-7-1 in their last 10 with a 6 games losing streak
The Oilers are getting the first overall pick again, aren't they?

>waking up at noon
Didn't realize hoc was full of neets living at home

Not the user you’re replying to, but there is literally nothing wrong with wearing shoes indoors.

It's Sunday

It’s a Sunday you bint

>working on sundays
Now that's what I call wagecuckery

.
Except all the dirt and bacteria you track in your house

>here's muh excuse
Pathetic

well now you realize it

>what is taking care of your land and property
hello Mr urban cattle

lundqvist is fucking garbage

>Everyone lives in the same timezone as me
Americans.

>Can't take care of your land and property without working on Sundays
Pathetic

>he doesn’t clean off his shoes regularly
so instead of tracking filth into your home you track it into everyone else’s

To be fair there is not one even average NHL level defenseman in front of him

Why are you wearing shoes indoors at all

>noon
Stay mad early bird

>He neglects his crops
You won't survive the winter

Im pretty sleepy

>winter
>crops
Stop larping faggot

Sunday's are the best day for sales
>touching that nastiness and spreading it to your hands
>Not taking your shoes off in every house

>I'm a weak soyboy therefore everyone is
faggot

I'm doing just fine living in the city, you know, in first world country. This isn't 18th century.

Meme teams
Meme game

>what is a garden hose and dishrag/soap

Rags

Please explain in detail what kind of crop maintenance you do in the dead of winter

the rangers are fucking shit lmao

greenhouse shit you dumbass

Why is Lunqvist so shit?

>implying you garden hose off your shoes every time you come into the house
>even waking the few few from the hose to the door with wet shoes gathers a ton of shit on the bottoms of your shoes
Just take them off you disgusting faggot

he's mentally weak

>top defense pair of Holden and DeAngelo
>DeAngelo in the box
>rags

kek

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>7pm start on saturday
>5pm start on sunday
How did the NHLPA let Gary get away with this?

>Americans wear shoes in their own homes

Only the coastal niggers

post rare buljus

at least its a start. still not enough poc representation but that will come. doesnt make up for its treatment of players who dared to voice concern about the extrajudicial killings but at least its SOMETING

better for me

>the gypsy infested bus station of /n/

>reddithawks fans want to be blacked
makes sense desu, limp wristed faggots

@81722804
You are so fucking retarded, holy shit.
>playing a game 19 hours after the last one is a good thing
>playing a 4 point game against divisional rivals 19 hours after the last one is a good thing
>losing to divisional rivals is a good thing

You literal retard.

gotta give us euros something and it's good cuz the games are after olympic games. Maybe he wants to flex and show how superior NHL is, idc.

Grease is a moron and should be ignored and filtered

Here's the (you) >81722843 didn't give (you)

>Anthony Duclair is on >your team
>call the opposite team's player a nigger
Fucking retarded bandwagoners.

keeps them on their toes

haha, who's retarded now?

I live in the midwest and literally everybody I know wears shoes indoors even in carpeted rooms

There are plenty of teams not coming off of a back to back. I'm shocked that the NHLPA lets them play less than 24 hours between games.

>amerishoes

Then you live around niggers or retards. Nobody wears shoes indoors up in the north Midwest

>false flagging coastie
Sad!

>he doesn’t have a garden hose on his porch
>he doesn’t take the time to regularly check the bottoms of his shoes
>not drying off your shoe before walking off after a cleaning
>not owning a thick doormat

>get out shot, out played, and fucking exposed all around
>give up ~45 shots, 7 powerplays, lose a player to suspension, still eke out a win
>"no guys its good to play 19 hours later because its earlier for me even though im a stupid fucking NEET that stays up all night on Cred Forums anyway"

Not even giving you an @ this time.

Alright lads. 1 ply or 2 ply?

Pedosotans raus

If you use 2ply or higher, you are Reddit. Also, if you don't scrunch, you are Reddit.

My town is literally 94% white

>meme teams
Oilers
Knights
Hurricanes
Panthers
Islanders
Coyotes
Ducks

>pedo
Boston and Philly do wear shoes indoors, the fucking subhumans

>not Lightning
Bad list desu, Lightning are a fucking joke since Jan.

>living in a town of 5,000 people
confirmed flyover status la

>flyover
>a bad thing
bet you're one of those nu-males that can't make his own fun.

Well yeah it's the midwest

>mad
>at SHOES

>Avs playing home game against bad team
Watch, they'll find some way to fuck it up.

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>city of 90k only 88% white
>libshit uni lefties are trying to ruin it by decreasing that number even more
J U S T
U
S
T

is the philly goaler taking a shit?

>early games tomorrow

>wrinkled pants
>autism shoes
>straight fit jeans
>likely obese
>public transit

that's new england for yea

post your shoes

BREAKING: Neuvirth has a tummyache, out 2-3 weeks.

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>feetlets

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coburn is okay it is just when he is out there with Sustr and 2 of Sustr's turnovers lead to goals last night when he fucking got cut up and had to leave the bolts looked so much better without him

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>forgetting the memest team of all

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the nuest of males

you want my indoor or outdoor shoes?

>the state of Sunday /hoc/

yeah no

we're all watching the csgo tourney

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now THIS is a numale shoe, idiot

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my man, clarks are the shit it's like walking on pillows

>8 goals, 3 fights only the second period
>/hoc/ talking about shoes

Just tuned in. Is this >Rags game good?

>2 shit teams with 0 fans
>expects hoc to talk about it
wew lad

whatare thooose

>caring about filthy or >rags
bet you wear velcro shoes too

It's all right

It's entertaining, I wouldn't say it's good

>being a shoelet

>pedos vs jews
nobody cares brah

it's entertaining, if not good hockey necessarily

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>No gay porn tabs

OH NONONONONO
>socks with moccasins
>that filthy cup
>that poorfag monitor

>hockey fans are generally straight white men
>knowing anything about shoes

fuck off racist

Yeah yeah

>t. SEETHING shoelet

Why does Pedosota always project their pedophilia on other states?

lets see your size 7.5 checkerboard van slipons then faggot

I'm a size 11 and I don't take glamor shots of my shoes because I'm not a fag

>projecting
??? filthy and bombston are notorious pedos

>tfw

>not wearing socks with slippers
Absolutely disgusting

>wearing disgusting cumstained white crew socks rather than letting the soft inside of the slippers caress your feet
plebian

>ruining the lining with foot oils

>Lundquist

>cumming in your socks
Ever heard of tissues manchild?

i use a woman personally desu

you lost to germany so you fuck off

Is Lundqvist done?

Make me

>having disgusting oily feet
exercise some hygiene will you please

>he thinks he's immune to natural oils
helo retard

love Clarks, very comfortable shoes

the mental gymnastics of a shitfooter

what an embarrassing game

BBBBB BENNNY AND THE JETS

*wins*

>mental gymnastics

Lyon > Lunqvist

Hmm? What? Somebody say something?

Viktor Fasth > finnish goaltending

>visible areolas
MODS

Shall be ending it all soon lads

Hey, I can see my post on your screen!

don't even

got £5k on colorado avalanches to win


how BLACKED am i

Lyon needs to entrench himself as a backup so that the Flyers can have a Lyon/Hart tandem in a couple years.

the tanking is going well

just did

t.lizard person

Oilers lost like 6 in a row and they're due for a win. Avs are just the team to give it to them so consider yourself very BLACKED

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I need one (1) Swedish (You), one (1) Canadian (You) and one (1) American (You). Please no Finnish (You)s because that will spoil the experiment.

Thank you.

USA

So Lundqvist is pretending to suck

CANADA

>lundqvist is the only player on the team

SWEDEN

so they accidentally scored 4 goals?

No you don't

YES

I like Chiraq now.

>basketball is racist
huh?

>Sportsnet@Sportsnet
>Longtime #RedWings GM Ken Holland is “at the top of the (GM) list" for Seattle's NHL expansion team

well Seattle's fucked

Well done lads desu

MEXICO

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it's literally true tbqh

What a fucking snowflake

tissues aren’t environmentally friendly

Is Swedish goaltending, dare I say it, back?

Not so sure that the Red Wings (biggest) problem with management has been Holland. I'd rather think that he has been told by Ilitch to keep Detroit in the playoffs for as long as possible, which he did very well.
But of course there would be inevitable consequences, and it's questionable if Holland is to blame for all or any of them.

And it would make sense for Holland to leave Detroit right about now, he's got a lot of shit lately, fair or unfair.

that will go down as literally the best night of his entire career. he won’t come close to topping it.

For me, it's Danish goaltending

Was never gone, only went into hiding.

Don't care

dont even care desu

go go Cred Forumsvs-desu

>lund6vist

>Cred Forumsvs
>doesn’t post anime
shameful hans

BUNS
U
N
S

'shameful' eh?

thats clearly manga not anime, fake weeboo

najs

it’s clearly cropped doujinishi, Baka gaijin

getting harder and harder to feel bad for lundy

Lundqvist is DONE

>lundshits is a good goale-

>7undqvist

It's ogre

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>L7NDQ7IS7

RAGGIES GONNA RAGGIE

Puds

>hurr its da goaleez fault durr

He should do a Roy tbf

lundqvist, circa 2018 (colorized)

I sometimes don’t think /hoc/ knows what a defenseman is, as an ice hockey position.

>not enjoying the high art of mango and the degeneracy of fine ass doujinshi

pleb

based hans

>7-4
What is this baseboll?

Mcdonagh to Bruins when

>t. not watching
use at least 3 brain cells before you post again you fucking casual

Only good posts

People support the Rags. Think about that.

stay salty swede your shit tendy will never hoist dac up

Lindquist is a good goal

I can smell your jealousy from here

it's probably your semla
also I have nothing against Sweden, I just don't think lundy will ever win a cup
but I hope I'm wrong tbqhwy

For me, it's popping a can of Pringles and not stopping til they're gone

Nah, I ate that almost a weak ago.
Okay, then why were you so rude about it?

I don't either, I don't think anyone does at this point.

If >we lose to the boilers at home I'm giving up

I hope you're right. Lundqvist is not a likable player and I have no idea why people pity him.

rude? perhaps
blunt? absolutely
>inb4 weedposter

>this girl is currently getting BLACKED by denver nogs while dudeweedlmaos sit on their couch

would sniff

lol

Pro tip, stop being rude, it only makes you look salty/jealous etc. A bad look.

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>crops in febuary
lol shut the fuck up, I have actually lived on a farm before. Sure you gotta feed the animals, but the winter is mostly just for relaxing and drinking with friends/family.

>they could support the much better team, islanders
>choose the jews of jew york
lmao

>swedistan can't handle that lundqvist played like trash today
>s-stop being r-rude!!
do you know what site you're on sven?

Please don't look at my wife like that

im in love /hoc/..

>Lauren wearing a choker

>the absolute state of urban brainlets

Sverige, you sound pretty vulnerable right now

>Colorado Climax

huehue

rooting for you tonight hans

qt

Fuck do I know, maybe he did.
People here love blaiming it all on him, because Cred Forums has something against him for some weird reason. While never taking the Ragners absolute shit tier defence into account. That's all.

>blind hockey
How is that even possible

She looks like she's going to sudoku after this ceremony

The Oilers are quite impressive

I sincerely hope Oilers shit all over these Denver faggots

I know it's not all his fault but today was objectively more on him

I CAN'T STOP

the puck is bigger and makes noise when it moves

blind sports also baffle me but somehow this shit works out

G O O D P O S T
pulju with a brace

Fuck you bud

>TODAY was objectively MORE on him
Okay

Tampa Bay can suck my cock

>letting kris doughtry sing the anthem

I think some blind people aren't 100% blind
but when I heard he was a goalie I kek'd
bustujarvi

>I think some blind people aren't 100% blind
Most "legally blind" people aren't 100% blind

wait, was he suspended?

this game is gonna be a slow snoozer

who's Lauren?

My broadcastfu

> Penns vs Flyers
> Ducks vs Sharks
> Leafs vs Bruins

Top meme first round

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>bustkinnon can't hit an open net wraparound
wew

Blind sports just work

oilers suck lole

>1 on 3
>get scored on
>the state of redditmountmen boilesr

What a fucking shot

hmmm, should I turn the game on to see her wearing a choker?

If they're real people, and not actors, then why are they siting around a table in the middle of a busy freeway?

>edmonton will be contenders
holy lel

This game is going to get ugly soon. Avs are going to win like 6-2 or some shit.

they'll score on this pp

>Avs announcer and fans yell Dilly Dilly
Is this the cringiest franchise?

what? how the hell is that even possible?

>rags

Oilels

>Pepsi center reportedly sold out
>MacKinnon back online
>Avs scored first
Today is already a good day

Guessing you don't watch Knights games or follow them at all.

>gimmick franchise
>gimmick logo
>gimmick shit during the game like a mario pp noise
>gimmick fans nowhere to be found last season
basically

No that would be redditsota

Fuck off nigger.

Alan Roach a god tier announcer who always does the Avs games is in South Korea atm.

>Guessing you don't watch Knights games or follow them at all.
that is correct, please elaborate

Sorry Dan in Duluth, the mild are even gimmick-ier

knights are elite

The fact that the Rangers hasn't won a cup while they've had Lundqvist is not his fault; is how I'd put it
He definitly was/is an elite goalie; he's being poked fun of due to his outbursts and how broken he looked after that series against the Kings
Also due to the fact that he's refered to as 'the king', I guess

Vegas vs undefeated wild

>this boogie man
lmao rent free

As far as scoring goes they have someone behind the goal calling out to them, but the dribbling is just ridiculous.

puljubomb inc

>passaitl
holy lel

>mario noise
gotta appeal to denver numales i guess

>sportsnet playing nfl on fox theme
wtf

>Oilers SOG
13
No goal
>Avs SOG
5
1 goal

OILELS

hey guys

guys what

WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAACK

ITT: edmongolia butthurt over superior teams

>mario pp noise

Holy shit I thought you were joking

no cup is safe

Gas yourself killjoy

smlh pulju deserves better than this shit team

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this mcdavid kid is pretty good

He can come to us avs if he wants.

>actually defending your reddit gimmick
AHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

This. he needs to go to the KHL

unironically would be great
>pens 3 in 9
>hawks 2.5 in 5.5
>kings 3 in 7
the true dynasty

Stay mad and cupless Doug

It’s “fuck shittsburgh” day here in Ohio
FUCK SPITTSBURGH

I want to see some white hot autism rage

>mcgaykid has slipped into irrelevance after being jerked off for the past 2 years
thank god for edmongolia

>b-but minnesota
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEEP REACHING FAGGOT
t.2008

lol what no he doesnt. the kid is shit out there. pulju posting stopped for a reason

spread those cheeks, ted

>bustjujarvi

Poo lju

>be at preds game last night
>talking to the old guy next to me
>he references the pit of misery whenever a player gets a penalty
>jokingly say I really hate those commercials
>"oh, it's so funny when 17,000 people do it"
>mfw they play the fucking commercial next time the preds go on the PP
>"DILLY DILLY"
fucking hate normies desu

EYO hol up
*smacks lips*
What you sayin cracker is dat
*steals your bike*
is dat we be
*rapes your mother*
basketball an shieeeet?

What a fucking BUST

POOSBURGH gonna get the bread tonight

>missing a wide open net
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Oilers ruin another one

you see this in front of you
what do you do?

Your daily reminder that ironic meme racism such as this post is acceptable. Real racism is not.

hmmm, shoot high and wide?

better redeem yourself

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Would unironically rather have the penguins 5peat than LA ever win anything

its playful and itl die out soon, quit sperging

Pass or shoot past it because I'm a Finn

Hit the crossbar and prematurely celebrate

fast and up

>ironic meme racism

>smokes all of your crack
dayum nigga, hol up, stop playin me like dat

why? penns fans are insufferable where as LA doesn't have any

>defending numale redditshit
pathetic

Bust

*enters thread*
*gets hostile for no reason*
heh

LA doesn't have any untill they win, then they are insufferable. Plus fuck LA in general. Nothing but a degenerate shit hole of a "city"

>Bud Light getting all of that free advertisement
sheep

A

Everything in that Pulju play showed that coilers have destroyed his confidence again. He could've easily shot that first even before passing it to kassian, and that complete lack of finish when he got it back. They just don't know how to develop players in Edmonton it seems.

I actually think it's pretty based desu

The Oilers are terrible with managing prospect, no question
But I'm fairly confident Pulju was a bust to begin with

>mad
>at sounds in a hockey arena
Top wew, get a life kiddos

fuck the oilers for ruining bulju, he was happy before he got to edmonton and the cunt of a coach whose name i dont remember decided to bench him and not send him to the farm

now his confidence is shot because he doesnt enjoy the game anymore, fuck you edmonton oilers

"me and you" > "you and I"

LA is the reason california gets such a bad rap despite being a GOAT state. Fuck LA.

>NHL Draft Lottery rankings:
>1. Arizona
>2. Buffalo
>3. Edmonton
How does the perfidious albertan keep doing this??

found your photos

>a GOAT state
goat fuckers more like

hello /hoc/

Hopefully a finn is never drafted in the top5 again. It's a waste of a pick. Barkov is half russian so that's why he is still decent but everyone else sucks.

Found yours ;)

me desu

great post

So tourist team.

>Tourist team, is a team with more tourist than real fans in attendence during home games, with Rangers as a prime example.

What teams have the biggest tourist attendance?

/comfyhoc/ reporting in

petrodollars

Yeah in LA

sometimes feels like i'm the only one here who doesn't have the 'tism

>seething at LA just because
>can never post evidence claiming LA has no fans because there isnt any
>depending on Cred Forums circlejerk to substantiate your assblastedness
provides a hearty chuckle lads

>Mad
>At the avalanche

Miss

DUDE

Don't think any teams have this as a real issue desu
I mean obv. Rangers, Capitals, Leafs, Canadiens (I'd imagine); possibly the Kings
But I doubt it's anything major, nor will it ever been an issue desu
Not like the Premier League where all the big teams home games are quiet as hell

>You and I went fishing
>He gave it to me and you
They aren't interchangeable dick waffle

>regularly visiting any part of this site
>not having autism
pick one, and only one

Having a negroni right now. What is your choice of poison for tonight?

>'tism

yeah I have bad news for you

T-Röd

are you in denial?

Hey taco!

I'm sure most people agree with that, even if they don't want to admit it.
I think you're quite right. I do think that there is some jealousy (or something like it) as well though, because I don't find those reasons alone to be enough to shit on him as much as is done around here.

look /hoc/ learned behavior!

Bourbon

>getting mad at a sound effect in a league that has
>kiss/dance cams
>'everybody clap yo hands!'
>make some noise!
>sing alongs
>tons of other shit

Classic

>negroni
why does sweden love niggers so much?
you had a nice white utopia thing going then had to ruin it all because you love niggers

"You" takes the same form as a subject and an object in English while our first person pronoun changes between "I" and "me" as a subject and an object. So depending on if the speaker is doing something or having something happen to it will change the form of "I" in a sentence. However, native speakers usually don't care and as long as the meaning is conveyed I don't have an issue with it because I'm not prescriptivist scum.
t. /lit/fag

For the large part they are

Nice, which one?

>implying
You americans are the ones who seem to bring them up every chance you get. That's some real obsession

Nah San Francisco is why California gets such a bad rep. LA definitely doesn't help things out

>chubbs is an illiterate retard
i'm shocked lads

Kiss cams are kino

I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself Ted

>0 (zero) playoff series wins

i get mad when i hear that stupid i can make your hands clap song. shits so overplayed in every single arena

Jim Beam Red Stag

True that honestly fuck LA AND San francisco, partially San Diego too but not as much

>being given the best players because bettmann doesn’t want to lose another team
How does it feel to have gone bankrupt more than 2 times in your history
Your organization is a joke

>no repeats
>no back to back appearances

Penguins are the only real dynasty there lmao

>7 years between titles
lolno

POST THE VIDEO

Dynasty is 3 in a row.

islanders were the last dynasty

Based Rainy River poster

Literally nothing wrong with San Diego lad, probably the largest concentration of conservatives in the state desu. The whole state is a liberal shithole

Caps are winning the cup this year and Ovi retires

Should I do it?

I honestly think the Mario sound effect is cute.
Dunno why people get so triggered over it.

>0 (zero) playoff series win

Not even a franchise yet LMAO

POOPOOPEEPEEJARVI

Right, at least we will have one after our best player leaves

>the length between 2016 and 2017 is 7 years

Lmao this math

would be good desu, he wouldn't have anything to play for so why bother

When was the last time before 2016 smart boy?

>only 2 titles
not a dynasty m8

>best player

Literally not a single good player on the cuckets lol. You might've won a series by now if that was the case

Why are you arguing with a yinzer?

Never had that one, so I can't say much about.
Hop you're haaving a nice evening though

>drinking
>on sunday
>during lent
shame on you /hoc/

You too friend. If you ever get a chance, check it out. Tastes great alone or with pop.

>working meeting at 6
>shit beer and pizza
not feelin it

? Panarin is the best player on the jackets
At least we don’t have to be saved by the NHL to win a cup or even survive
Pittsburgh is literally the worst franchise for the NHL not only do they win everything, they are full of pussy ass bitches and they have no fans just band wagoners

>2 cups back to back
>undoubtedly making the final again this year, you'd be retarded to think otherwise, penguins are getting hot at the end of the year again just like the previous years while their "competition" is starting to cool off (laffs, bruins, lightning)

Dynasty. I know this makes you mad lol

Sunday /hoc/ is for the boys!
If you're against drankin and smokin, >>>/cric/ is that way

>blackcocks reject is the cuckets best player

Lmao enjoy the first round exit

>2 cups
isn't a dynasty bud,

When anyone says penguins suck, every shittburgher comes out from their caves and shitposts good job folks ruined the thread

the pens went bankrupt?

...

Reject that was traded for another reject
Really makes me think3 times going in 4th when Crosby leaves

hmmm, maybe they can ask for tax dollars like penn st did with the molestation camps

Perhaps I will, doesn't look like I'll have any chance soon though. The alcohol monopoly-company has a site which lists every type of alcohol they have and which stores carry it.
>on store have Red Stag atm
>they only have one bottle atm
>it's in another city
...

Bourbon and ginger beer is always nice, as far as pop goes

:)

But they have 3 with Crosby and Malkin? They went back to back unlike the cucks and queens? They're still a top dog unlike the cucks and queens. They're a dynasty I don't know why that gets you mad lol. Definitely more of a dynasty than those two cucks

This user has good taste

Why do you yinzers feel to use the word cuck so much

>every shittsburgher
>literally just one guy
>/hoc/ is so shook from the pens repeating a singular fan appears as an army to them

Ahahahahahaha holy shit

>3
when was the third? 2009 is clearly way too long ago to count towards dynasty status if you're including 16/17, you need at least 3 in 5 years

reminder
>back to back champs
>still have empty seats everywhere

Penguins to San Diego when?

wow, what an asshole

how can this be

arn't the tickets like $120

Right
All one fan
You seem to like the word cuck

The fucking state of shitsburgh

Have you seen the price of tickets in Montreal?

>you need at least 3 in 5 years

You need 3 in 5 years, with at least one back to back appearances. Glad we've settled none of those teams are dynasties and the closest one is the penguins, who will only cement their status when they're in the finals, again

Honestly, no

Jackets are pretty high too solid to average tickets are like 100 but they sell out like 10-20 times a year

>/hoc/ getting triggered by a single guy

The madman

thats cheap as fuck for a stanley cup winning team

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SHITTSBURGH HAS NO FANS ITS COMFIRMED HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

you serious?

For that price I'd go once or twice per season.
but I'm a europoor

i think its because they're more of a football city, so hockey will always be 2nd even if they do win something like back to back stanley cups. pittsburgh just isnt a hockey city tbdesu

>whenever the penguins get brought up shitters immediately resort to MUH EMPTY ARENA

Lmao yes the Pittsburgh fans are trash and do not deserve the penguins at all, doesn't change the fact they're a really good team and starting to look like favorites again

>broons
>preds
>knights
>lightning
>laffs

Tell me with a straight face any of these teams beat the pens in a 5 or 7 game series

yeah thats one of the problems with the nhl, lower bowl tickets are too fucking expensive and they just get even more expensive if you win a lot. but $120 is nothing, top 1-8 teams in revenue can have tickets up to 200-300 dollars, and none of them have won back to back cups

>not having an OSU ID
>not getting in for 25 bucks
suck for you gay boy!

it is pretty empty lol

all of them would

Boston for sure

huh. that explains the lack of atmosphere then, true fans can't afford to go to games

>OILELS

and that's lower bowl

>literally just beat 3 out of 5 of those teams
>lightning are declining
>preds got absolutely meme'd on last year

Tie the noose ted

well they're all in the upper bowl where tickets range from $30 to $100. but yeah lower bowl prices is the reason nhl arenas have shit atmosphere, a family or a group of friends can barely afford to go consistently

>regularly season=post season series
>yinzer edjumakashun

New

That's funny I swear you fags were saying last year the preds would beat the pens because they did it in the regular season xD

>you fags

I live in OC it's as conservative as it gets