Official Daytona 500 @Daytona International Speedway Race Thread

who else /missdale/

seeing as my twitter was banned in late 2016 for rampant nazi posting i doubt it senpai.

>this Dale Sr masturbation piece

sr. yes. jr. is a faggot glad he is gone

Rolling for the winner.

>let's talk about the 1998 daytona 500 for like the seventh time this month

danica will either be involved in a crash or her premium motorsports shitbox will break down within 50 laps

Nobody drives the 26 but Kasey Kahne starts 26th.

Official winner roll.

Wait, if Rodgers is gay why is he dating Danica?

It's actually a specially prepared RCR car.

I look forward to the tears of Pajeets masquerading as old people on Facebook.

they are both gay

>yfw Steakhouse punts Danica into the wall

Fuck this race
Fuck this sport
Fuck the France family for abandoning the South

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If America knew he was a huge faggot, his discount double check millionz would go bye

>no more danica posting after today

>first world
>wooden ladders

good fuck that broad shouldered dwarf that cant drive. maybe bubba becomes the new meme driver?

>Ethiopian
>eating food

Wallace will get fired before the first half of the season for some kind of social justice stunt.

Ain't pretty but it's tasty

indy 500 senpai

>nobody clapped for fucking Kenny Wallace

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>kneels on your pit box
>immediately fired
that would be amazing

what is it?

thoughts on my dk lineup lads

i said eating food, not shit mixed with mud.
niggers man.

Lentil stew on the right
Chicken and egg on the left
Cabbage and carrot up top
Bread bottom made from sorghum

We both picked Newman & Menard.

Solid list.

sounds good

>never 4get

filename though

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alright off to the store for the beer and snacks. keep the thread warm /turnleft/senpai.

Jimmie will either win or cause the big juan.

dumping weird /turnleft/ pics from 3 years ago

Do I have to be white to watch this?

this is what waltrip looks like

no you can also be half-black, half-japanese, or light-skinned mexican

My curlers got fucking REFSTONE'd last night.

How will /turnleft/ break my heart today, bros?

Hendrick and Penske look to have the best cars and I think the winner will come out of one of those two stables.

Every year during speed weeks it feels like one driver wrecks in every single race, this year it looks like Jimmie Johnson is that guy.

I'd like to give Jamie something Little, if you catch my drift.

just be autistic and southern and very easily baited in nascar threads

OFFICIAL THREAD

Thanks, puto!

Jimmie wrecks in every speedweeks race every year it seems like. And then when he doesn't he wins.

kyle larson will die

FEELS LIKE COACH ELLA DONE BROKE OUT UP IN HERE

Rolling for winner

kek

Nice!

based

Rolling for first potato of 2018.

>dw

That injera looks tasty

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL THREAD

Ignore the other. If you don't know how to make a thread don't do it. Lurk moar.

This guy slaps your girlfriends ass at the track.

Wat do?

based

Have one of my crew members hit him in the face

this

I let him get away with it until turn 3 of the final lap. Then I turn him right.

Well, Kenseth retired. Who do I root for now?

Rolling for the wiener

rolling for who to blowover

>90s meme Lumina

I mean I guess it's no sillier then a Camry really.

Ragan is really good at plate tracks and is cheap as shit. I'm gonna sneak him into a couple lineups.

Uh oh.

Hot Take: Danica is actually a lesbian

NO

Peyton's head is still growing.

>hot

canada, what have you done!

>when will they learn

OH SHIT

why isnt le nationwide shill hanging out with Godgers

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accuse him of sexual harassment and sic the media on him

>implying thats a hot take

And she's dating a gay man

what the h*ck is her problem

OH CANADA

she likes to show off her body

>tfw no pre race coverage here untill 30 mins out

Do you know where the Ark of the Covenant is?

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AWESOME BILL SPITTING TRUTH

THIS IS WHY THEY NEVER INTERVIEW HIM

Dale
3
Dale
3
Dale
3

Missed it, what'd he say?

No bud sry

Basically that there is no shot for a nobody to make it in racing in current year. It's just about luck and money. I mean he said it in southern racing speak cuz hes a good ol boy.

I want to rape here

I told myself that after they introduced the stage racing gimmick that I was done with this series. But here I am... again.

Here's to another season

back with the beer and snacks. grill might be coming over to watch the race. what have i got myself into lads?

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This never stops being funny

>Danica Patrick's career in NASCAR: What really happened?
>She knew so little about stock cars that when her first crew chief, Tony Eury Jr., talked in their first test about the "yaw" of the car as it turned, she thought he was saying "y'all" and couldn't figure out what he meant.

espn.com/racing/nascar/story/_/id/22467984

>Charlize Theron wearing a Patti Smith t-shirt

Did't realize she was patrish

well thank Ryan Newman for talking about yaw in stock cars desu.

Top kek

I'm expecting 6 overtimes today

gib charlize theron gf

rolling for winner

rollan

muhna...oh wait

For me it's D.J Kennington

yikes that was fucking garbage

Needing the nameplates kinda undermines the whole thing.

I liked it

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NASCARs need a halo that way we can keep objects like a suspension spring from hitting them in the head like happened to Felipe Massa or getting hit in the head with a detached tire and dying instantly like happened to Henry Surtees

I liked Schwarzenegger, Caine, and Liam Neeson. The rest are too neutral to really work. I mean Brad Pitt literally just sounded like a normal guy talking.

>these prerace segments

winner roll

what are you doing there?

Wut

>((ad lib))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BUBBA

BUBBA

>F4
Jimmie
Chase
Logano
Larson
>Champion
Jimmie
>ROY
Byron

>"Alex Bowman is a rookie"

When will this meme die? Was nobody paying any fucking attention when he was driving for BK and Tommy Baldwin? Those races he ran for fucking HENDRICK?

Roll

Ironic, seeing as all the drumpf lovers would have a hissyfit and probably burn the track down. They couldn't handle a black man winning the biggest race of their good ole (white) boy sport.

So fucking close

>Was nobody paying any fucking attention when he was driving for BK and Tommy Baldwin?

Correct.

he wont win so it hardly matters

>he doesn't see why setting up bowman v byron is a good thing

>Rascal Flats

>F4
Kryle
Chess
Logano
Keselowski
>Champion
Kryle
>RotY
Byron

That doesn't fit the NASCAR narrative. They're all about promoting the young drivers right now because Stewart, Earnhardt Jr, Gordon, etc. aren't racing anymore. Promoting Bowman as a rookie on pole has more marketing value than "oh, he's a guy who ran with some backmarker team for a few years"

oh no are they going to license some meme nucountry shit like nbc did

reminder that chase is /ourguy/

Denny Hamlin is /myguy/

i missed you guys. glad we finally get to start the new season, and get back to shit posting every sunday.

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holy shit these segments are cancer

GOT MY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS
ON THE WHEEL AND IM FLYINGGGG

>F4
Gimmie
Troox
Larson
Keselowski
>Champion
8 Time Gimmie (and retires immediately after)
>ROY
Byron

HEARTBEAT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUD
AS THE THUNDER ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLS

Harvick is /myguy/ now that Kenseth and Jr are gone. It'll be Wallace and Larson in 3 years (maybe less)

*chokes*

harvick for me. when he is out im going larson.

>34+ entries expected for the Indy 500

Post yfw Danica gets bumped

>not krut

What's the best Daytona 500 gaffe?
Sterling Marlin red flag
Jet dryer

IndyCar will probably give her extra HP for qualifying. No fucking way they let her miss the field given that they haven't been relevant since she left.

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>there are so many qts in America that even homosexuals get their own Danica

Feelium

>Michael waltrip asking her if she wants it

>beta cuck pop country

>Daytona Speedway takes out seats three years ago
>magically starts having sell-outs because less tickets available
>NASCAR promotes that this is the third-straight Daytona 500 sellout

overhyped meme race

Nah they need a headline.
>"it's the 100th running"
>"we've got alonso"
>"it's danica's last race"
>"sato threepeat???"

This is really bad. I grew up in a redneck family, I swear country was pretty decent late 90s-early 00s

wew lad

yes, truly indycar needs more failed gwc attempts in order to be more revelant in modern motorsports.

Gimmie and blaney are /myguys/
>you now remember the 35 car indy500

reminder that Bowman is winning today

Do you have to have a vasectomy to enjoy this music?

no, you require a full-on castration

>OH I HAVE FRIENDS INNN low PLACES

I've still never seen anything dumber then what sterling did. He was leading and he did it intentionally and tried to play it off like "hurr durr wut?". JPM was just normal JPM luck.

never heard this band before. what the fuck is this nonsense?!?

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Gordon should have done it after he retired. He was competent in an F1 car.

>tfw you remember how based Indycar was in the early 90's

Penske getting cuckolded out of the race in 1995 was the fucking best

no you have to be inbred though

>MTJ has to shill for 5 hour energy now
>tfw no more flat black car

quick rundown on all the driver changes this offseason? I know bowman for junior obvs.

I hope they both make it to the finish!

Is it normal to root for Penske in Indy but hate them in Nascar?

Why does this keep getting posted? I don't get it.

This is the anniversary of the day Sterling Marlin murdered Dale Earnhardt.

Who /kyle/ here?

blaney to penske
Menard to Blaney's seat in Wood Brothers
Chase from 24 car to 9 car
William Byron in the 24 Hendrick car
KenSMETH lost his seat and "retired"
Erik Jones took KenSMETH's seat in the 20 car

>tfw Jimmie has more wins than all other active drivers combined

>Blaney saying "Fuck team orders" and attempting to pass both Keselowski AND Logano in his two races this week

Truly /our guy/

Indy (and most racing series actually) seems to be more team oriented in terms of fans, whereas NASCAR fans are almost 100% driver based. Tons of Earnhardt Jr fans hated Gordon and Johnson for example.

chase to the 9
byron to the 24
almawhatever to the 10
blaney to the 12
menard to the 21
blacked the 43
sure im missing some

Dale Earnhardt killed himself because he had crippling gambling debt

does dale jr ever acknowledge is existence

>rooting for Penske/Ganassi/Andretti in Indy

fucking why?

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Seriously? Kryle has like 40, Denny, Krut, and Harvick should have ~30 each.

>you know remember Greg Biffle

this kills the euro

>Peyton Manning

Pls go

Peyton "my wife uses HGH not me" Manning has no idea who this fuckin guy is

what time is green do i have time to guy on a beer and kfc run

thank you for reminding me. based le fuel strategy man

what is your setup for taking screencaps

are you just watching a stream and taking pics or do you have your own setup

Someone said in a previous thread that Jr offered him a ride, but he didn't want to just use his name to get ahead.

*to nationwide jingle*

DANICA SHOULD NOT BE HERE

has Payton ever had a conversation that doesnt involve shllling something

Component video out of the cable box into a capture card

drive fast man

Brosef Newgarden.

Anyone have a stream going? Cant get tv reception.

they all only care about iracing

only the kids like Kes and Blaney play this and only for fucking money lol

Most drivers have pretty extensive sim setups in their home. There's a youtube vid somewhere where Tony Stewart talks about his setup

thanks m8

DELET THIS

Why did chase go to the 9? He was whooping ass in the 24

Which one of you fuckers took Keselowski's dog?

I haven't watched a full race since he left. The sport died when da biff retired.

green flag at 2:49 p.m.E.T

>choking
>whooping ass
pick one

because his dad drive the 9 car for years, and Nascar desperately wants to bring back some of Bill Elliott's fans and the way they think they can do that is by putting his kid in the 9 car

Run fast Otis

9 (nine)

Is it worth getting in the free draftkings thing?

brad k tries too hard

there is chile user! now its /leftturn/ season

>acesports(.)stream/nascar.html
Link doesn't work

Nah he's actually pretty smart

they make the drivers do some cringey ass shit

>Tony Stewart
>iRacing

youtube.com/watch?v=ieQwD5gKU2Y

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he got lost on the driver introduction stage, and there is only one way to walk. how do you fuck that up?

NO

draftkings is a joke. They claim that everybody has a chance to win, but really the average joe has NO CHANCE TO WIN. The guys winning at DraftKings/FanDuel are math nerds and statisticians with spreadsheets upon spreadsheets of data who do daily sports fantasy games as a job

Not that hard to win in WoO when it's basically a few Cup driver funded teams battling it out with the local hicks

>he doesn't know how to delete brackets

USA USA USA

Post a better paint scheme than 03-06 Kevin Harvick

Protip: you can’t

finally

Hey, remember when Steve Kinser tried to run NASCAR & got his ass whipped? That was fun.
Hey, remember when Steve Kinser tried to run Indycar & got his ass whipped? That was fun.
Hey, remember when Steve Kinser tried to run IROC & got his ass whipped? That was fun.

>sprintcar drivers

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who /papajimslasagna/ here

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stop having fun

>never the guy
>making a living off of his father's name and number
>has had the best equipment since he was in diapers
>cheated in the snowball derby
>wiped out ty dillon in a dirty move for his first nascar win
>finished 2nd in xfinity points to chris buescher
>made jeff gordon retire early so he could take his place
>a lapped car made him his bitch
>got wrecked out of a championship and did nothing about it except point
>ran hamlin into a wall like a pussy instead of dumping him
>endorses hooters but has never seen a pair of tits besides his mom's
>drives the ugliest designed cars in cup series history
>retweets stupid shit like the lad bible
>clean cut, clean shaven, dull as dishwater
>other young drivers like blaney, bubba, and larson chill together and have wild lifestyles
>loner in the garage
>probably an incel
>dale sr would have whooped his ass
>only popular because NASCAR and chevy are shoving him down everyone's throats
>got kicked out of the 24
>for someone who actually could beat cup drivers in xfinity driving his old car
>using the 9 to attract those five bill elliott fans who still watch NASCAR
>two NASCAR cup champions have called him overrated
>bowman and byron will both win before him

Post Daytona 500 music kino

youtube.com/watch?v=oRhjzp0BmEA

when does it start???????????

>Special people
That's one way to put it

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Race Guaranteed to be awful

>two NASCAR cup champions have called him overrated

[Citation needed]

This one

>this asspain post again
the southern girls love him

Oh and this one too

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why is it that these guys have to change their tires every like 50 miles but I can drive around in my alero and make it 10k miles without even needing to bat an eye?

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>ywn see Aaron Rodgers inhale Danica's clitoris

green flag at 3:05 i think
they start this garbage too late

>special people

>Danicles
Holy shit what a failure

>demoted to a shitty team
>stepping away on her terms
hahahahhaa

it's almost like race tires are made of different rubber compounds or something

shes a lesbian

>there will never be a clear recording of the CBS theme from 1993-95

sad

YOU
NEED
TO
HAVE
SEX
WITH
MEN

HAVE
SEX
WITH
MEN

this cutie

Glad this bait made it to 2018. Where's the Camaro guy?

>tfw not American on this great day

Nice.

please dont bully danica
youtube.com/watch?v=xO4su6VTg08

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>all the talk about Danica's last race and not Gilliland's

Can someone give me the besweet website pls and I promise I will copy it, bookmark it, and you can delete it within 5 minutes

How much are they paying Charlize? She clearly doesn't want to be there and has no idea who any of them are

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>the most successful woman in the Daytona 500
>being this desperate

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965303158229622785

OH SHIT HE WATCHING

24 became the 9 and the 5 became the 24

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Why does Bass Pro Shops jump around so much? Nobody else does this, they're even different teams and manufacturers.
>Truex
>McFlurry
>Stewart/Bowyer
>Dillon

DOES DANICA HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN???

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Unpopular Opinion

If Danica still had Tony Gibson her Development as a Racer would not have stagnated. She had some solid runs in '14 but sometimes drove over her head or had Bad Luck strike.

The constant changing of Crew Chiefs was not good for her. And it's seldom good for any driver.

>Canacuck stream

youtu.be/LOvmAkPYzYU

It's Daytona so yes actually, anyone can.

>it's Bowman the Showman

SEETHING

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We should bring back beauties like this

Who the fuck is Alex Bowman?

does kurt even hang out with kyle

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good pic

nah, Talladega maybe, but not here

JUST LIKE YOU GET AT THE PUB

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he won't stream until the 400 in july
>tiny
>cc
>bsracing
based krut

How many laps till THE BIG ONE happens?

>dale sr would have whooped his ass

virgin kyle vs the chad krut

No. I know that Kyle has said that they never really spend time together because they don't get along.

awwwwwwwwwww

>Pinty's posting

great even more redditors are going to post in these shitty threads

C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R

Jeff Gordon will win

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whats everyone's favorite track? for the non daytona tourists at least. for me its The Tricky Triangle.

who is our guy?

It would have been such a travesty if Truex didn't win it last year.

LARSON

Another stream

youtube.com/watch?v=n5CNK3HT8wg

Blaney

>Fox part of season broadcast
>DW commentary
feelsgoodman, we vortex now

BOWMAN

QUICK NAME A DRIVER WHO WILL WIN

Remember when Tony Stewart ran a guy over in his car and killed him?

>female nascar fans

BOWMAN

>Tony Stewart
Parents of Kevin Ward Jr.: Tony Stewart 'Knew What He Was Doing'

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QUIET

What’s the best music to listen to while watching car racing?

DROPPED

>tfw no Cassil

im going to enjoy bowman memes. already glad glad coattail riding jr. is gone.

RASCAL FLATTS

Thanks chilebro

he's too old now

Martinsville

@81724524
just stop

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what's he doing now? Did he land a ride in any of the lower series?

If you were watching it properly, you wouldn't be able to hear the music.

TONY STEWART JUST KILLED THAT GUY

deep house

Hey guys, did you know Martin Truex Jr's girlfriend Sherri is a cancer survivor?

Do they still search through posts like that on the internet to prosecute the authors of them? I remember that saying anything other than it was Ward's fault at Autosport forum was almost guaranteed ban.

Cold blooded killer

Two in one pic

Wasn't the Green Flag supposed to be out already?

GET READY

what time does this race actually start

she rang the bell

Did his barber have a stroke?

its either go now or wait for halftime

Sherry Pollex, cancer survivor

pre-90s country music

When the flag flies

>he thinks the race is today

>headphones while driving
I only see black people do that

id give honorable mentions to martinsville, bristol, and darlington. just love those flat corners at pocono.

can someone webm jgordon suckin off that bottle

3:05, 32 min from now

>tfw can't landonpost anymore

This genuinely made me laugh

thanks man

>gordon is baby driver
nascar kino lads

cringiest sport?

Darlington easily. Nothing like it in NASCAR, and it has good races.

>3:05
Why?
Past 500 have started at 2:30 at the Latest

muh cancer gf

The old Crazy Taxi soundtrack

after the tweet, yep

that was wicked

>wantyoubad.mp3

is logano the lamest driver in the sport?

Watkins Glen

Same reason Indycar ends the season before football, someone did some research and decided this gets more views

I hate it too

I want to say nascar pushed the start times back so they could be a little closer to prime time

>hating sliced bread

Sunset finish.

nah he triggers the rednecks

nba probably

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Rollin' for winner

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1WlBBVPMJo

top 5 for me for sure. its got different corners so its harder to even set the cars up, tests the drivers skill. good choice user

BUBBA

she's pegging this now

i really really like danica

>implying gimmie won't wreck out

Not to me :)

should just race there twice, fuck sonoma

We had that in 07 and we Started at 2:30pm

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Both of them?

KRUT

Indianapolis Speedrome

>grid walk

>cucked again yesterday

this desu
maybe once with boot once without

kek does kurt busch always walk around with a ho on each arm like he had in that pre race interview?

No,Sonoma offers a different style of Road Racing

Aaron Rodgers really really likes her

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Has it been 1 year since Alonso?

We will see.

Monster Threesome

this couldn't be more wrong

hopefully steakhouse sucks danica today

He's sponsored by Monster. Part of his contract is to always have a monster girl available to him.

Keeps his wife in line

she gets bitchy: Monster girl can step in

wtf why is wallace jr black?

I saw DeWalt and immediately braced for Kensis.
It's gonna take some time to get used these youngins

please end this

cucks* but that too

>one nigger in nascar
>he's a giant asshole

Alonso should run the Daytona 500 since he's doing all the meme races now.

>mixed is now black when it's convenient

damn that guy has it good should i root for him?

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HE SHOULDA BEEN IN THE 43. HE PROVED HE COULD STILL WIN

>we'll need a new thread before the race starts
Sport's not dead yet, boys

rollin for first to wreck

>those rear spoiler angles
NASCAR needs to let them go back to adjusting the spoilers

Thank Obama.

will he crash the field....WITH NO SURVIVORS?

did they already start? is my stream so far behind?

>Aaron Rodgers and Michael waltrip are both at the daytona 500.
Wonder if theyll fuck?

15 minutes to start

>muh god

>muh God

watching this for the first time boys, give me the redpill.

muh god

>muh god

see

REMINDER THAT IF YOU ARENT STANDING RIGHT NOW YOU HATE AMERICA

lmao at the disappointment ITT when they realize this shit is mostly boring

Has Bayne even finished a plate race since he won the 500?

Did the kids deserve the deaths at Parkland?

USA USA USA

You can see the exact moment when his bowels clench.

Samefag

>Gawd

Its a non athletic sport centered around rednecks

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Race is over, Newman won.

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muh god

Really long race. Will just be single file boring race for a lot of the time but when they mix it up it'll be exciting. There are usually a few huge wrecks.

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Rumors at RubbinsRacin' say he's gonna be in the TMG #30

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Always

Yes

USA USA USA USA USA

based r/the_donald bringing in fans

FLY OVERS ARE HYPE AF YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

there he/they are?

Holy fuck that's scary

Meme race, not really representative of the series as a whole.

Finally, i dont halave to deal with autists wondering how many laps down cassil is

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>NASCAR couldn't spend any money on a celebrity to sing the anthem

JUST

>their mom's name is Gaye Busch

>tfw no Montoya to inna jet dryer with

youtube.com/watch?v=2_zAxPqKa8Y

DAYYYTOOOOONNAAAAAAA
LET'S GO AWAY

>cusb fan
fuck nvm

>V.I.Poo

What the fuck

Rollin for winnar

I'm actually /heem/, always have FS1 on as background noise because it's where I watch fights and there's been nascar shit on all week instead of the usual garbage, figured I'd give it a try. I respect these guys a lot actually.

God that was such a good race.

You picked a good one.

This race is going to bring Nascar back.

That's a big girl

ROlling STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

youtube.com/watch?v=rTP_YEejV8k

Who should I bet on?

Nascar wont be back till N. wilkesboro or Rockingham is on the schedule
Also
Whats the odds aaron rodgers and michael waltrip fuck?

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BYRON

Never watched racing before. What should I expect?

Does fastest car win or is there some weird points system?

Who is Cred Forums rooting for?

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but he's been an honest Cubs fan

even when they were terrible, he was going to games

Rolling for the first car to get rekt.

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fastest car wins. points come into play over the entire season

Who /missdale/ here

Bread or Bubba

>tfw no thick danica grandmommy gf

good
youtube.com/watch?v=ZTuHug5xsJ0
youtube.com/watch?v=WonWovud9Cg

>fastest car wins
The fastest car has won this race three times the last 20 years.

how stupid do you have to be to not know what decides the winner of a race

>this is the last race we’ll ever get to danica shitpost in
Hold me spee

Take $100

20 on Logano
20 on Harvick
20 on Kyle
20 on Gimmie
20 on Kurt

>danica will never do lesbian porn where she makes barely legal teen girls eat her pussy

Rollin for BIG JUAN lap.

INDY

500

new thread

does nascar still have the fucking gay stages
if so shant be watching

Indy 500, m8

On superspeedways the fastest car is helpful but it comes more down to how mechanically reliable it is. It doesn't matter if you're the fastest in the pack for the first half of the race if you're going to fall apart after that.

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>94
>just short of the segment break
Please no.

plate races have nothing to do with fastest

it's basically a bit of skill and the racing gods take care of the rest

START THE ENGINES

shut up faggot

My buddy who has been going to this race for 20 years straight says this is the biggest crowed at the track they've seen in a long long time.

Why did Dale Earnhardt Jr. retire? He's only 43.
My grandpa is 90 and still drives.

G E T T I N T H E M A Y O

Will our grandmarshal be drunkposting by the end of stage 1?

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that save by the yellow car

Is this slowed down or something?
Looks like they're going so slow.

the big one isn't good unless there's a flip in it

It's a long straightaway.

yes

New thread??

Rolling for winner.

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Owner don't like paying older drivers to run farewell tours for 10 years like in the past.

you're looking down a 910m straightaway