/cric/ - the cricket

>trunks
forgot how good of a character he was
really need to rewatch db

Is there a cricket anime or manga?

youtu.be/oYCkRRX1GiY

>playing cricket with bongs
>they're all *nglos
Unrealistic. Dropped.

never watched this before
very reddit

regular show is patrician la, grew up with it so might be nostalgia goggles

youtu.be/Zjll8b9EEWQ

>Regular Show (TV Series 2009–2017)
>2009-17
>grew up with it
BASED mrff

pretty sure it aired on CN in like 2011 but still
>2011 was 6 years ago

>ball hits the fat lady's hips
>umpire call it wide

>regular show
Literally what?

Shit taste.
Good taste.

Regular Show (also known as Regular Show in Space during its eighth season[3]) is an American animated television sitcom created by J. G. Quintel for Cartoon Network that aired from September 6, 2010, to January 16, 2017. The series revolves around the lives of two working-class friends, a blue jay named Mordecai and a raccoon named Rigby—both employed as groundskeepers at a local park. They usually try to solve a simple problem but then it leads to a surreal, extreme, and often supernatural misadventure

*blows your mind away*

>Windies A vs. England Lions, 2d unofficial test
England batted first, 145 runs in 57 overs. Windies A now 61/0 after 10.

makes sense to me

tell me more

cricketwestindies.org/index.php/match-centre/?type=scorecard&mId=76&cId=3&dId=1&mend=0

There's a free livestream too but no fucking sound.

>They usually try to solve a simple problem but then it leads to a surreal, extreme, and often supernatural misadventure

patrician, I know

oi prossielad you here m8?

alri good night lads better unironically do that essay

he's at the brothel

bothering?

yh majorly

oh nonononono

...

Nah

There is a monster living inside most people in our society. and that is the devil! Swearing, nasturbation, porn, marijuane, apple products, these are the signs. You must resist these things, or else our loving, forgiving god will condemn you to eternal damnation.

there is literally nothing wrong with seeing prostitutes

What about /asiangf2018/?

there is literally nothing wrong peter hitchens

wrong with*

he suffers from autism

so soy

oh nononono

nothing wrong with asian gf

JUST

hello

The seething is real lmao

nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11997375

Good post

What sort of water is that

It's the most pure water there is.

someone pls play ice cricket with me

Muscular and cerebral question.

Truth bomb

vocaroo.com/i/s0dtWtah3qpn

Muscular singing voice, lad.

what's planned for lunch lads?

Hong Kong style chow mein from the pop up near the office.

I'll meet you there. I hope your bung is prepared

oh nononononono

Was gonna see if mum would like to go out to lunch with me but she's stuck in bed with a migraine

do everything your mum asks. migraines are terrible. once she's better makes sure she has a nice brekkie/lunch/dinner

She's asleep at the moment, but I will do that for her.

make sure she stays lad it'll be the only relief she gets. you're a good son

...

BASED

Seething

vocaroo.com/i/s0eYnK7NKV3W

Based

>/hoc/ in /cric/ when almost everyone is asleep or out

Newseethlanders btfo

/hoc/ sucks /coc/

>vocaroo.com/i/s0eYnK7NKV3W
Kino

Now stumps in day 1 of the ENG/WI 2d unofficial test. England Lions batted first, scoring 145 runs all out in 57 overs. At the end of Day 1, West Indies are 159/4 after 41 overs.

Needed a good cringe.
Thanks for that.

Truthies

What a dumb cunt

Who can stop us?

interesting smell on my left thumb at the moment lads

>us

Poo?

KKR bowling lineup makes my dick tingle. The batting is average at best.

no it's a little bit sweet

Had the child been eating a lot of candy?

Wods cringe

Business idea: Medium Bash League One Day Series from September to November.
Big Bash League from December to March. Two more expansion FRANCHISES

fight evil with ur mom

...

...

not sure what child you're talking about

That many huh?

LE FUGG LE RIJJO XDXDDD

Cringe

cucket in two days

kys sebbo

>gys seggo! gringe!

>I wanna live, breathe I wanna be part of the human race I wanna live, breathe I wanna be part of the human race, race, race, race

Proxy OFF.

0 (Zero)

vocaroo.com/i/s1kiQFxfAG9b

why did they make kylo ren sound like the president of israel lads?

So glad my children aren't in the same country as Richo

Pretty awful m8

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patrician choice of song

So glad i'm not in the same country as '''''''''''''''''''''''/rug/rat'''''''''''''''''''''''

Thought u were more of a lullaby sort of singer. So you don't wake the baby's parents

...

finna

ah yes, /rug/shits, the brainlets

Umm sweetie, you'll find that your messiah has pictures of himself in Poosader's attire on his Facebook.

/rug/ is the natural evolutionary path one takes after becoming too much of a brainiac for /cric/.

>/cric/'s """mesiah""" is a CrusaGODs supporter
>/rug/rats all get worked by the CrusaGODs

/cric/ wins again lads

>coconut crash
>evolutionary path
more like caveman's sport you daft cunt

i follow and enjoy both rugby union and cricket equally

Cuck

>LE GUGG LE ZOYBOY LE BEEBEEZEE XDDXDDXDXDXXD

Based BBCFan69

Literally nobody cares about Rugby in Australia apart from some Coconuts
Pissoff back to /rug/

>Crusaders being used as a team name in 2018
ISHYGDDT

Fuck off you edgy rodent

t. Rytshrd Al-Hashim

For me, it’s team USA

good post

...

Rajibrainiac

it is my college

brainybul

Pathetic

Is there sabermetrics for cricket?

kys rodent

you are a very gd boy...bro

Poo poost
BASED post

Yes I'll have 1 cricket please

*bends over*

*farts in your face*

What's Ben Wheeler's endgame ?

Pissing me off and it worked

The fucking state of /cric/ in 2018

I'm interested to know which words you filter

and it drives you insane

He filtered his (You)s

/rug/rat status: exposed and seething

You a bit sensitive m8?

what’s his IQ?

You idiot why would someone from /rug/ filter shitspouter

was i talking about the screenshot you fucking prick?

He needs to be play at Eden Park

Nigga, you needs to be speak English

You wart m8?

public execution via beamer

it is my college bro

Ok so you were just obsessing over/rug/ on your own accord.

>wants bum peeler to play again
pretty sure we’ll humiliate poo peeland without him

HOBBITBASH WED NIGHT LADS GET CRICKY

>LE RUGG OBZESHUN XDXDXDXD
it’s the edgy /rug/shits who fuck up our thread you cunt

It's the lousy namefags that fuck up our thread you cunt

>namefags
like who?

Request denied. Please return to your black man slam

No it's poo peeland /rug/ posters
Richo and Seppo are welcome additions to this thread

Love aussie tears lads

poopeeland hours are the worst hour and poopeeland posters are the worst posters Tbh

EXCELLENT post

see

Getting a burger fuel lads

NZ Hours are 24 hours a day

Now go POO on the street

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

One of the kiwis is /ourguy/ and the rest are cringy cunts

elite and muscular post

truthbomb

>that pic
I don't mean to intrude upon your esoteric sports thread, but why did you post a picture of IcePoseidon?

*does the arm thing*

he’s more distinguishable than most 56% face

faces*

Did you hope to offend me by citing my favorite meme?

>offend you
if i did, then you’d probably be on your way to the nearest school to vent out some of that frustration lad

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...

t. Dipak Lindley

Halloween 365

Abonig, I'm 32. I'd probably be arrested if I went near any school just because I'm a sleek neckbeard.
saved

Excellent idea

now this is good septic-posting

>get arrested for passing by a school
freedom

I admire your people greatly. Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought those were white stars on your flag. Is your name Bret or Jemaine?

GOTTEM

PUKANA!!

We're the only three people in this thread, aren't we?

post yfw someone yells out ‘pukana’

Don't know

when tf does anyone yell out pukana you dumb cunt

more than 3 lad

Well you'd be 2 people's worth I'm sure

sorry maori bro. im a silly pakeha

BLEH!!!!

Well, whatever the case, it was my honor to bump this thread with you gentlemen.

Enjoy your sport. And yes, it is a sport. A damn good sport -- maybe even the fucking best. Yeah, I said it. It's a sport to be proud of, where the rules of the game are clear and athletic aptitude and mental perseverance are tested to the extreme. I'll watch your sport. I'll watch the shit out of it.

HOLY MOTHER OF BTFO

AMERIMUTT IS DOWN

I REPEAT

AMERIMUTT IS DOWN

...

bed
yes or no lads

PLEASE

Here, take this:

OFFICIAL /CRIC/ CASUAL STARTER PACK
>cringe
>oh nononono
>rent free
>based
>kek
>hlw dear bro

PUKANA! BLEH!!!

based Kiwi, check this shit out
kek hlw dear bro
oh nononono
holy cringe
I am living in this user's head RENT FREE
KEK

pathetic

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

straffo ain't doing so good recently

...

Mark Chapman is good chap, man

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED

cringe

Americringe

youtu.be/9tOas68D33k

thinking of putting a trip on and developing a persona lads

Go for it lad. Just don't give too much personal information.

Gonna start one up soon. Getting harder by the day to entertain myself around here.

You should start by developing a personal IRL first

Cerebral post
Rude post

you dont need a trip to be famous if you have autism

BTFO

how about this lads

Or doxx yourself

What is your backstory

>the tripfag levels have reached dangerous levels on /cric/?
>inform the janitor

>namefags?
>I'll contact the executioner

came here on a boat, discovered I had a penchant for leg spin bowling and now play sub-district level cricket in suburban Melbourne

Already unfunny.

Already BASED

already cringe

Already filtered

samefag

Thank me

Unironically more excited for a dead rubber ODI between Zim and Afg tonight than I for the T20 final. Poo Zealand is just that shit.

New Zealand is truly the greatest ally.

Are you all big, strong Northern Islanders?

shall be retiring that trip lads, got a new one

already over this
glad you rocked up at the end of summer of cric

*desperately tries to banter with the lads*

Nah I'm a 4 foot tall manlet with ADHD from Dunedin.

Good post.
Poor post.

Opinions on the T20 squad?

Your executioner is

UNLUGGY UCE

BASED Kruger Van Wyk, still enjoying life over there, m8?

Absolutely dreadful.
I don't even watch the shortened formats of the game and I feel embarrassed by association. It just goes to show how fucked we are when Faf and AB aren't there.
Don't even get me started on the bowlers, 2bh

...

BASED post

BASED post

trip on shitspouter

The new lads did alright 2bh. Will probably do well in the coming months. Hendricks and Klaasen can fill in for Faf and de Kock in the limited overs format. AB's luck has been shit.

I had a dream that I got knocked the fuck out by a 6 year old in a fistfight

off to the gym lads

>he uses a gombuder

I use a phone exclusively

I post from my Xbox One

The problem for me isn't the newer guys, I'm actually a strong advocate for that, as they deserve their chance because of their strong domestic form. My issue is the deadwood that we have retained. Duminy, Behardien, Morris, Phangiso, hell even Miller didn't have a good season, but I can understand why they kept him as he is a very similar player to Maxwell for you guys.

Dala performed a lot better than I expected, seeing as his bowling is quite average even at domestic level. Shamsi should have had Kohli with his first ball bowled. Paterson should not be in the squad, he was not good domestically, but we all know the main reason he was selected.

I wish that the other countries would come out and do what they did in Apartheid and say that because we refuse to select a team based solely on merit, they will not play us.
I guess it can't be racist its imposed on white people though.

>Xbox One

/cric/ is a PS4 general. Kindly leave.

Ughhh *lets loose a massive wave of South African cricketers*

>consolewarring

oh nononono

You can say what you want, but I have met Sune and you haven't, so I win

>Poone

>Loos

First Test Kingsmead, Durban, March 1-5

who /eager/ here?

I would unironically be going to this were I still living in Durban, but I WILL be attending the Wanderer's one.

Thinking of bringing a sign that says: "Richo, don't touch kids", what do you think?

North Island is worst island behind Manus.

Take a poster of Rajibul

i would definatly be on the lookout for that lad

*thinks raping someone is the same as meeting them*

Yeah the racial quota is fucking dogshit. Guess we'll never see a full strength South Africa XI.

Me

diversity is strength, you need to give people of all races role models so the future generation will be stronger for it. A team of all whities is only gonna inspire other whities, and they are a dying breed in South Africa.

>DE BIG KARA BOGA

Thanks lad, it would definitely get far more interest into one day domestic games as people seem to be attached to these BBL teams now.

Alright, which one of you works at DSS?

>tug a nong
how progressive

Just got back from Tuggeranong lads.

Get this one on a poster as big as you can get it.

Rajiposter please

Is /tuggers/, dare I say it, a new meme?

done like a kipper

OH NONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHA

Just did a 10k run FUCK
Trying to get myself back in peak physical condition for next Cricket season

are you going to play for uganda premier t20 league?

you didnt just reply to yourself did you

I think Richo lives in Tuggerachild

Sure why not

*looks and smells like poo*

cool.
i am the allrounder for Rwandan Rambos XI

New lushsux piece is up

Was I supposed to laugh at this?

got bullied by girls in year 10 on the bus today lads ama

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

Should have asked yourself what Richo would do and raped her

>her
*them

also why does everyone call richo a nonce

can someone tell me when the mens ice cricket is on

Well Richo tends to prey on lone victims. He doesn't have the strength to fight more than one 13 year old girl at once

think the edgy rodent is a bit cranky lads

sorry mate, you are too late
the lake has melted

still don't know where this gimmick came from tbqhwy

that’s one thing afl and nrl posters love spamming on their generals. on topic discussions kill their threads.

for some reason I don't think selling the movie as "Black Man" would have went down well

okay. tell me your best t20 league team
Mine is Nigerian Ngolos XI

really goes to show doesn't it

what about black pantherman

who is this fluid druid

ishant sharma

Salma Hayek

sister in law of stuart binny

she looked familiar

yeah but why does he have to be a jungle animal lad
bit racist if you ask me

Will Smith

Sonya Blade

Friends and relatives have abandoned me lads

so if he was an aquatic animal it would be ok?

why don't you hit me some suggestions

can you blame them?

Nice to see we've already sent you off to Pozztralia where we dump all our failures

black boney eared assfish

How can I regain their trust?

Like Russel Crowe?

yeah that sounds good lad i'll let them know about changing it

give them the ol' lickeroo

thanks mate appreciate it. hopefully we can beat racism together

Sounds crazy enough to work lad

did mrff complete his 700 word essay?

if anyone can do it, it's us

yeah this morning mate went over the word limit but still

based

what will cricket be like in 2050 AD?
will we play on moon craters under floodlights?

yeah by 2050 india would have shit in every street available so we have to move

...

Kuala Lumpur Kippers

Roasted guavas

stay butthurt, soy lad.
after 2030, u vil lik my poopper wheile i shitpost on teeveh

based, totally btfo'd me there lad

Baghdad Bastards XI will win the t20 superb owl of west asia

Afghanistan vs Zimbabwe is unironically like watching a game where every player is Nic Maddinson.

I'd be more into indian girls if the accent wasn't so bad, it's such a boner killer

Forgot about this match

this, it's always so deep as well
10 dollars on zimb

Still better than T20 tbqh

>10 dollars on zimb

cringe

Agreed

seething

bus is late lads

>t. Punter who lost his house

...

maybe those year 10 girls were playing up

think I caught cold

>tfw you go on a tour to India and forget to bring your own food

bit of faith lads, it was just a friendly bet with a mate so I don't care too much

thick, tight, muscular

Same

>disliking biryani

once put £200 on NZ @ 1.44 vs Zimbabwe a couple years back

lost

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>trusting nz

>losing to zimbabwe

Hope the skipper was executed immediately

Raining lads

>poo peeland

espncricinfo.com/series/11339/scorecard/894287/zimbabwe-vs-new-zealand-1st-odi-new-zealand-tour-of-zimbabwe-and-south-africa-2015/

this was it I think, bowling was terrible, couldn't even put pressure of Zimbo's power batting

>allowing Zimbabwe to chase 304
Execute them

seven bowlers including pooliamson lmao

I'm going to sleep. Keep talking about New Zealand

Good night dear bro

Are you, dare I say, living rent free in our minds?

oi zach you here m8?
oi mrff you here m8?
oi prossielad you here m8?

yeah, lunch break at toil tho

HEY
youtube.com/watch?v=V2hlQkVJZhE

Afghanistan 144/2 29.2 vs Zimbabwe

poor ryan getting cucked, total humiliation

TWICE

youtube.com/watch?v=rRzxEiBLQCA

Love is Timing
Love in Coming Coming

>kpop shit
japanese bands are only good asian music artists, besides classical indian music

yikes

seething

>le oppa sarangheyo
cringe

I'M IN THE MOOD

all I heard was ching chong chang

>le oppa gee gee gee

based richo

Okay I was wrong, DB Super is shit.

you mad?

>le oppa, jerk your cock hard and fast
>song doesn't matter, just watch us oppa

Not pleased at this anti K-Pop development

Love K-Pop lad

he just discovered the concept of "sex sells"

Sweep shots in Seoul

>oppa, we were molested throughout our teenage years
>we did that to give you this 3 min song filled with softcore porn visuals

Blocking in Busan

Inswinger in Incheon

Jerking off in Japan

DLF Maximum in Daegu

She's a big girl

Pull shots in Pyeongchang

Out swinger in Osaka

Hit wicket in Hiroshima

seamers in seoul

Swing in Suwon

Sledging in Saitama

Short balls in Shinjuku

Ducking in Deagu

HOLY FUCKING BASED

Hlw dear bro

Anal in Akihabara

Deep third man in Isle of Man

koryu namba 1

Autosage in Addis Ababa

oh no no no no in okinawa

Cover drive in Canada

Seething in Seychelles

Pegging in Persia

rent free in ranchi

Fuck. Should have used doosras in deagu

Bukkake in Brisbane

Cringe in Croatia

gully in bali

Doggy in Detroit

hlw dear bro in huancayo

Enema in England

*bends over*
*farts in your face*
in bangkok

*flashes your mum* in frankfurt

Full toss in Barbados

Nirvana in Nigeria

Kek in Kuwait

Wrongun in Darwin

Really enjoying the state of /cric/ right now

Underarm in Uganda

Same here

wrongun in tauranga

Homo love in Hoffenheim
Mom son naked love in Madrid

oh nonononono

Dilscoop in Belarus

Reverse sweep in Romania

Helicopter shot in Helsinki

Good piece of bowling in Germany

Caught in Canberra

Gottem in Gothenburg

ahegao in adelaide

...

haha, getting autosaged again by the based jannie

RIP

2/22 in timbuktu

4/44 in Oslo

oh nononononono

teesras in Tonga

>Implying they aren't all the same person

can you blame him?

Rolling joints with ayy lmaos

braaps in balochistan

mommy braaps in malmo

anulingus in azerbaijan

gangbang in grenada

shit gimmicks in the shepherd islands

cum in cairns

blacked in melbourne

shart in hobart

suicide in queensland

oh nononononono

pooicide in poo peeland

>implying they’re all the same person

t.the brothel botherer

poo in honolulu

aussie kunt's mom railed in australia

pee in swansea

cucks in cuckfield

BBC in red sea

cum in my bum

wasted quads

patrician post

>cant even get dubs
>criticizes quads
cum in ur's, ur dad's and ur mum's bum, chump

>singles
discarded

youtube.com/watch?v=gYi8HVpGlYs

Have a thinking that the next thread should be a hibicric thread ama

>last two digits not even close to dubs
loser

>look mummy i’m having an internet fight
off yourself chap

Dead thread

Dead sport

dead faggot

Dead poomunity

>retard accusing others
slit the wrist anytime friendo

finasteride is one hell of a drug

25 more posts and the jannies will feel very silly for autosaging us

after you mate

Based balding amirfag!

i did it.
now your turn

done

took a v v filthy shit lads. pure smut.

Just woke up lads. Barely slept.

>tfw been on Cred Forums since 2015
>tfw still don't know what autosage means
aha

okay

>AHA
TAAAAAAKE OOOOOONN MEEEEEEE

don't (you) me again you filthy cretin that had nothing to do with my post

>two uk posters
who are we missing?

Holy btfo lads, Ashwin absolutely destroyed Gibbs

Sorry man didn't mean to, won't happen again :^)

>implying only mrff zach and prossielad post here
zozzle

just asked rajibul why bangladesh are so shit at cricket

Just saw it now lad BTFO

the tweets down la what was it

kek
KEK
K E K

i asked who’s missing you numpty

How will Gibbs recover?

Probably through excessive drinking, its what he's done his whole career

ah I see, the jesse ryder approach

fucking destroyed

I was, ask me anything.

Slow week for cricket

poo thread

will i get an asian gf?