/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Too lazy to edit OP or make a title Edition

My bad, was bit too slow to post mine before this

>Frank Rost, former goalkeeper for Hamburg:
>"Hamburg is bringing this upon themselves. It's like in Takeshi's Castle. You have 3 doors to choose and you know behind one there is a guy that will punch you in the face. And they run through the same door every year."

Goalkeeper union still strong.

>Lewis is going to win the next four championships
>Still no gf

Not like that, like this

poor lass, brain literally exploded out of her skull due to the complexity of driving a car

>me

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Try harder next time Karun

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What is he doing this season?

>only once has an user got dubs when posting that pic
fucking hell mate he's like a curse

Trying to convince the unemployment office that he's close to securing a job with Vandelay Industries.

>Cursed Karun image
/f1/ lore just keeps growing

/f1/ has the best lore

I just saw a video of a guy in a dinosaur costume doing the long jump with Rosgod watching, but can't find a link any non-paste would click on and I'm too busy to make a webm. Wat do

Maybe the real reason he's Williams' Historic Driver is because Claire tried to make the curse rub off on her brother

Haas is going to win turnleft and it just got interesting

Who are their drivers this year? I'll probably just watch the Radioactive highlights of this race, hoping for some funny redneck memes

Kurt Busch(going to win)
Kevin Harvick
Aric Almirola
Clint Bowyer

Now that we have grid kids, which driver will be distracted the most

Hamilton

More important question is now we have grid kids which race will the first grid kid fatality happen at? By all accounts Grid Girls had training and lessons on how to be on the grid. These privileged little brats are going to just turn up at the track running round all over the place touching stuff they shouldnt.

Someone is getting run over or electrocuted within 5 races I'd say.

Lance has that Michael Jackson vibe about him

Seb

Winter Stream: Monza 98

>Schumi On Pole
>DC Get's A Bit Of Karma
>Schumi Chokes, Mika Chokes, McLaren Choke

This

Its not Grid dogs...but holy shit it should be

Hamilton will be Michael Jackson saving the kids from the pedophile rings while liberty media will inevitably kill him.

We all know Fat John is the pedo.

>the average brit wears dreadlocks
i´m not surprised

A finn a couple of weeks ago explained why it wouldn't be good for the puppers to be on the grid

How?
Unless Marion is part of it.

/indy/

>18,000 lire
christ almighty, the state of pre-euro europe. Did they not think to wipe off a few zeros once it got to that stage?

>18 lire are now worth 18.000

Inflation literally solved by a Cred Forums post

Probably sirotkin

I paid for this kiwis car with JAV international charges and overdraft fees.

how many bongs until Red Bull reveal?

also read somewhere that McLaren is "drastically" changing their livery again, so what are we expecting? i hope for an all orange car

Should be in 11 bongs iirc
Also McLel full papaya, maybe like indy one

What did you get?

Why do euros use a decimal point instead of a comma when writing big numbers (10,000 but euro it is 10.000)

Too much R18 wanted minimum and tsundere JAV also good asian milfs also got the one from this shoop.

delete this

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>europe adapts to a system
>brits don't want to do the same as the french
>use a comma instead
thats basically why you do a lot of things different to us the end

Nice one m8

why in the shit would you actually buy pornography?

There are usually no decent asian milfs probably because they age so we and good quality I stopped buying JAV since then though.

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Because comma is used for decimals

Another question, how long will it take for /f1/ to worship one of the cuter kids?

>lewis on sportbible story

He doesn't look like he's had a breakdown, looking relaxed and in good shape (and no stupid hair). Was worried for a bit there.

Who wins the team mate battle this year?

Hamilton vs Bottas Hamilton
Vettel vs Raikkonen Vettel
Ricciardo vs Verstappen Verstappen
Perez vs Ocon Ocon
Stroll vs Sirotkin Sirotkin
Hülkenberg vs Sainz Hülkenberg
Gasly vs Hartley Gasly
Grosjean vs Magnussen Grosjean
Alonso vs Vandoorne Alonso
Ericsson vs Leclerc Leclerc

While I sort of agree some JAV is hard to find and you have to get it from source or wait months, if not years after the release date for a kind guy in Japan to rip it and uploaded it. If it is something quite niche and you are wanting that specific release then you are a bit fucked.

Also if I didn't live with other people I'd be really fucking tempted into have JAV DVD collection shelf. Like all releases from a certain actress like Anri, Hitomi, Julia, Aika, Kaho Shibuya or Ai Uheara for example. I like the DVD art and organisation of it.

Ham
Vet
Max
Ocon
$$$$$$
Sainz
Gassy
Kmag
Waffle (after Alonso rage quits)
Ericsson (Chaz turns out to be a bust and Gio gets the seat)

cap this

All right except Renault

>find a great video but only a sample
>spend weeks looking for all the parts as it has only been uploading in several parts
>some parts copyright claimed & removed while others fine
>some on different sites but fit up with other parts
>some parts behind a paywall or other bullshit like you must add them via sites friend list

All the joys of being a cheap shit & not wanting to pay for Japanese lewds

HAM
Seb
Amx
Ocon
$tro££
Sainz
Ghastly
KMag
Nando
LeGOAT

HAM
VET
VER
OCO
SIR
SAI
GRO
ALO
LEC

and Toro Rosso doesn't matter because who the fuck gives a shit about RB juniors

Are the Rebuilds of Evangelion any good?

It's worrying for Stroll that Sirotkin, who had never driven the car before, was 6 tenths faater than him at the Abu Dhabi test.

New Russian on the grid or Stroll, which Williams driver is more likely to find a way to troll Seb?

The worst is when you don't even get the sample and you just go off the cover.
So many covers are godlike but the content just can't match it.

But then you have those golden days where you find subtitled JAV.
That stuff is frankly worth it's weight in gold.

Honestly never watched any of EVAs but nice car

Why does everything boil down these retarded countries squabbling over minor details like old married couples. The superiority/inferiority complex they feel towards each other is cringy.

>Subtitled JAV

>Helmut Marko claims Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine for this year (i.e. no carry over from 2017)

Welp. Also pretty sure I read that Renault's qualifying engine mode for this year still won't be a match for Merc. Not surprising, but at least they have one, unlike last year.

I agree with all except Ricky will tricky the kiddy

>helmut marko knows what mercedes have done

what?

Niki probably bragging to him as per usual

About to make a deepfake of a certain Asian f1 fan. I'll leave it running for about a day.

>RB spy has leveled up to corporate espionage
wew

>quads

Bless this sacred day.

before you see it you're like "I don't need to know what they are saying" but after no cum can compare

Can imagine Niki trolling the shit out of him as well though

>ja we are using fuel from falcon x mixed with the benzene
>ja our rear wing will be a solar panel for extra power in day races
>ja bottas is 2 seconds a lap quicker than lewis in the sim runs

>Mercedes have completely re-designed the engine
for what possible purpose?

Less money on Japanese pornography, more money on Japanese car, desu.

If they did its either
a)hubris
b)german conspiracy to protect schumey's record from Hamilgod

If they didn't do it its just classic Mercedes sandbagging to troll Red Bull and Ferrari

I never said I actually bought anything.

Also that would be a "If I lived on my own and had a load of disposable income after having basically been bullied into passing my driving test and then allowing /f1/ to chose my car via dubs" sort of purchase.

/rolling

>reach the point where further performance out of the current architecture takes half a year for 1hp
>set a section of your engineers to design an improved engine
>they figure it out and you switch to the new better engine
Something like that.

Needs the one on the left first

I'm not gay but I have to be honest...

Simon is an alright looking guy.

Winter Stream: Luxemburg 98

>Schumi On Pole
>Actually In Germany
>Classic Mika v Michael Action

>have a bulletproof engine that is clearly faster than the competitors
>risk reliability for possible performance increase, in a season where the engine limit is decreased further

though considering Renault and Ferrari still haven't got there engine reliability sorted out, that risk is mitigated somewhat

Did Liberty pay Merc to make a new engine to placate the plebs who are crying that f1 is boring?

>alright

Guess I'll take it

Post funny little legs

I was trying to not be too homo.

The beard and the hair is very nice.

Literally hundreds of pictures of them online, do your own leg work you lazy shit

How boring will Red Bulls launch be tomorrow? I'm expecting same livery, no aero at all and a black halo balanced on top

>wag bro always being nice to Simon since he was exposed
>turns out he has a crush on him

Mana has been replaced already

Your implying that it's not more reliable.

They will do the bullshit camo paint reveal again & keep it up all the way until testing then drop it for the usual RB livery at Australia

inb4 they use one engine between the two drivers and run almost non stop for the duration of both tests

What time will RB reveal their car?

I just think that is how I would want to be treated if I got exposed.

Also he has been a nice guy.

>How boring will Red Bulls launch be tomorrow? I'm expecting same livery, no aero at all and a black halo balanced on top
Can't they somehow make the halo into the bull's horns? Would be based.

ricciardo will be cringe as fuck with his dancing.

That really would be based. Can see Ric doing some cringey banter during testing and hanging fury dice from his halo or something like that

>ricciardo will be cringe as fuck with his dancing

and his "lol I'm Aussie mate, throw a shrimp on the barbie, that's not a knife, this is a knife, did I mention I'm Aussie, cobbah?"

>meanwhile in Nascar

>that leaderboard

Just block a decent portion of the screen by filling it with un-needed black space.

Lol wheres Busch?

Tell me about Bayne

He's a big guy.

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>tfw bullied

I'm gonna miss the two of them working together.

They were nice.

inb4 Mana joins the #metoo movement and the bear gets screwed

They were a good... pair.

I'd be much more worried about what Akio made her do.

you wish lad

HAM
VET
RIC
PER
SAI
SIRCHADKIN
GAS
MAG
ALO
ERI

>japanese man

He was more interested in his dolls and robots I'd have thought

Winter Stream: Japan 1998

>Schumi On Pole
>Schumi and Ferrari Choke
>A Big Hand For Mika & His Team

He took Mana and one of the other girls on Toyota's test boat.
He took pictures of them in bikini's.

I think something is up

Gimme the code when it comes out.

>guy on the right
>no arse

>He took pictures of them in bikini's.

Post bikini pics

HAM
VET
VER
OCO
SIR
SAI
HAR
GRO
ALO
ERI

They had a multi day shoot so he had changed clothes but I'm certain that is him in the reflection.

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>mana hover handing nothing

Seems exploitable

Thank you based WAGlad

It's alright m8.

for obviously

she's perfect

>ywn have a qt gf who will look at you affectionately
>ywn playfully frolic at the beach with said gf

>she's bang average
fix'd

what did nascar mean by this

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/965303158229622785

youtube.com/watch?v=XYc42i1yWLA
youtube.com/watch?v=Mt4XR42BVgs

kek Trumptards on suicide watch

>ywn wake up before she does and just stare at your qt sleeping gf. Admiring every minute detail, the light sound of her breathing, the blanket rising and falling slowly, the way her eyelids twitch as she dreams, the warmth radiating off her, her mouth just slightly open.
>ywn slip downstairs to make her favourite breakfast because you love her so much and want to spoil and treat her
>ywn wake her up by kissing her little button nose and watch her eyes slowly open before a big smile grows on her face because she sees it is you and she loves you back

Can't wait to see him in the Mercedes garage

How long before Lewis demands that he's given an F1 test?

>ywn experience young love
>ywn have the chance to go through a stereotypical teenage dating relationship
>ywn make her get excited and write down "date with user" on calendar while thinking about you all night
>that incredible smile will never be for you
>she'll never hear you knocking at the front door and coming rushing over to answer it, stopping quickly by the hallway mirror to double-check that her hair is set perfectly in the pony-tail she knows you love
>She will never hang out with you after a tired, stressful day that made her sad and just hug you and put her face in between your arm and chest and breathe deeply and fall asleep on the bed (this is all before you guys are officially dating and are still friends) and then she wakes up an hour later groggy eyed and looks up at you deeply in your eyes and she says "user, I really like you" and you swallow in your dry throat and choke out "I really like you too" and she moves up your body to face level and you two finally kiss deeply and she drifts back to sleep again but this time with her face in your neck and you hear her mutter "I love you user, I always have...." and your eyes get all wet but you hold back tears because you don't want her to know how much this means to you.
>ywn understand what it feels like for someone to want you to come somewhere, to have someone be content or cheered by just your presence
>ywn make someone happy
>ywn know what it's like to have someone really value you. To love you.

>having americans shitting up black people's f1 stats

Right now 50% of all black drivers to drive an F1 car have become 4 time world champions. It would be stupid to shit up that stat.

Isn't it only 33% since Hamilton is half white?

Dunno ask Cred Forums I guess

>I'd be much more worried about what Akio made her do.

Nah m8, you really should be more worried about the bear...

I never experienced young love so thanks for that.

Vettel and Hanna must have such a fluffy and adorable relationship.

Oh fuck me that is brilliant

Been meaning to do it for a while actually.

neither did I m8. I know those feels.

IT habbens soon

not.....IT?

>tfw I had a gf around 10-12 but I never really loved her and we basically just fooled around with each other.
>tfw she pulled my hair while I touched her, forced me to piss on her bare feet and made hold her hand while she took shits

I lost any innocence I had to this girl at 12.
I almost wish I could have it back.

Your auntie sounds like a bit of a weirdo.

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

Reminder that non-consensual bum licking is sexual assault.

reminder bahamas eats shit for a hobby.

>that hair.

serious question
any coffee drinkers here?
been drinking for about 15 years and never worried about staining until recently
can I get rid of the tint while still regularly drinking coffee?
ricciardo bless, this post is f1 related

>this post is f1 related

Anal bleaching is not F1 related.

Saying that we did do one qt thing.

We occasionally watched porn together and we would want to touch each other but neither of us wanted to start it. So instead our hands would "subtly" inch slowly towards each other as we both pretended we weren't both interested in touching each other.

They would touch in the middle, we'd look at each other and then shove our hands down each others pants. She was rough and would grab quite hard. I always wanted to go lower but she would grab my wrist and move my hand back up so my fingers were rubbing just at the top.

RB14 launch at 8am UK time

Countdown:
redbullracing.redbull.com/article/coming-soon

dont know about enemas mate

>I will never have even this
Why even live?

>eats shit all day and is worried about the coffee

I'm sure you'll find someone user.
And when you do you can be their special someone.

Just like in my japanese doujins

>6 and a half hours left
Should I stay awake?

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

This is the only reason I don't suicide by cop.

But how will you find someone?

I don't fucking know but definitely not tinder.

they're supposed to find you
r-right?

Tinder is full of fatties that are full of themselves and approach first. Really cringe 2bh

I fucking went outside for the first time to a organic grocery store and god damn burgers are fat(20+lbs overweight). Why do I have to be the only normal weight burger maybe I might be able to find a decent weight girl.

The problem is you could see their fat rolls through their shirts.

Winter Stream: Australia 1999

>Mika On Pole
>McLaren Choke/Schumi Can't Start
>EDDIE IRVINE TAKES THE FUCKING WIN

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>zhuhai

You talking about teeth colouring?

It's Baha, m8. It's just another way of him trying to get people to think about asshole for his sick fetish. He gets off on it.

Suicide by cop is one of the worst ways to go off desu

And also the most "American" thing ever lel

yeah theyre stained to a slightly noticeable off white and its starting to piss me off

Mine are shit don't smoke and do pretty much everything to stain them.

Gimi

Go to /fit/ and ask /fraud/ "hey what's the best teeth whitening shit again?" Or something like that. And if the lad who knows is there he will tell you. iirc crest strips are #1 but I don't know what of their range is the best.

Who else is /intrigued/ about the new red bull?

I expect as little as I did from Williams

brabhams 2018 contender is up

>Ferrari fans offering to shoot mikas tyres out so Irvine can win championship

It's gonna be green and ugly as fuck screencap this

I miss a green car in the grid

The Red Bull is half blue half BRG. Aston branding clashes horribly with the big bull on the engine cover.

Amx told me.

The RB14 will be the bahamian flag but with ass eating.

Reminder the gimmick will end earlier when people don't mention it.

Being a poo easter isn't his gimmick m8, it's something he was exposed as.

You still give him exposure, which justifies his actions.

I just don't think collectively he will stop getting (you)'s

Just eat it m8. Nobody talks about people living in blurred houses anymore. That is how memes work

You know what the worst rated airline was? 9/11 airlines.

Nobody even talks about fingerboxes anymore

The hot new memes are all about cripples now
>Kubica
>Mong
>Simon

ebin dubs binland :DD

Osama Bin Laden? what a JERK

That was bush

In 10 yes?
Or 2 hours 10?

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Oil consumption restrictions have resulted in Mercedes having to redesign the engine that was entirely built to cheat by "oil" consumption.

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I hope it's honda tier for the sake of F1

2 full bongs

>be Mercedes
>get exposed as burning oil to cheat
>FIA introduces new oil burn limits
>rush out new engines to homologate them before the new lower oil burn limits comes in
>claim you are totally using the new lower oil burn limit honest
>British media report this as 100% fact
>next season
>design completely new engine to cope with lower oil burn limit that you claim to have already been abiding by

Hmmmm...

Leaked Red Bull RB14 image

This is why Finn's get bullied

I'm so prepped.

Looks pretty bad, I hope you're tricking me.

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How many bongs til Red Bull reveal?

>bongs
0 for you feel-a-penis or Daddy Duterte will put more holes in you than a block of Swiss cheese.

1 electronic bong. 40 electronic bings.

RIP Big Ben.

Why are you all so excited about the RB reveal?

It will only be a simple launch spec.
We won't see aero genius Adrian Newey's amazing 2018 parts until 2019 so no one can copy them.

it's monday. The only other thing to get hyped over is how badly will the chink sisters fuck up on mkr.

>yfw you realize Adrian is sandbagging and waiting for Harry's son to become an F1 driver, resulting in Hamilton 18 time WDC

Why they launch at such a weird time?

Is AMRBRTH not going to do a livestream?
A sudden timed release is boring.

Newey won't sandbag since they have a Verstappen WDC in mind forbthe history books
If Newey can make a 20 year old a WDC his career will be lengthened by another decade

I guess there's a livestream but it would be like last year I guess, not like FI/Renault

>design completely new engine to cope with lower oil burn limit that you claim to have already been abiding by
to be "fair" to Mercedes, they were unironically allowed to burn 0.3L more oil than the competitors last year

autosport.com/f1/news/131505/mercedes-clear-to-use-higher-oil-burn-level

You missed the entire point, m8.

>>rush out new engines to homologate them before the new lower oil burn limits comes in
>>claim you are totally using the new lower oil burn limit honest
>>British media report this as 100% fact

Toto claimed on (German and British) TV that the new engines were using the new lower 0.9L limit even though they didn't have to.

PLEASE tell me the red bull isn't going have the same livery as last year like the williams

Well they kept their old one for about a decade so don't hold your breath for something new

but toro rosso changed their livery last year, they always forshadow what red bull do, just like how red bull will use honda engines next year and brendon hartley will drive for them

Shartley isn't going anywhere

>RBR wins WDC with Tricky
>AMX ragemoves to Merc opening up Hartley since he creams Gasly

>brendon hartley will drive for RBR next year

Guess it beats the dole.

RedBull will have same boring livery

source: me mates mum in london is getting fucked by christian horner

Red Bull will be white, red and yellow with green logos and numbers

source: amx told me while he was licking victoria's pussy juice off my dick.

What are the latest news about HAM?

kylie monogue?

Don melosi loin ham is $3 for 125g

Is Don. Is Good

the dole is pretty comfy tho. i have a job interview tomorrow morning that im probably gonna sabotage intentionally.

Can't talk while sucking a dick
I call bullshit

>reuters.com/article/us-daimler-emissions/software-may-have-helped-daimler-pass-u-s-emissions-tests-report-idUSKCN1G20B2

hmmmm Merc cheating, eh? who'd 'a thunk?

You wanna bet?

Merc and RedBull both cheated on the regular while they were winning there championships

licking, not sucking you sub-saharan.

for some reason that made me think of the interview scene in trainspotting

Is there a link to the livestream?

yeah, where do I even watch this?

redbullracing.redbull.com/article/coming-soon

HYYYYPE

Fuck, why are you doing this to me user

Why am i even alive

Wow its fucking nothing

>It's 8:00 GMT
>still no RB14
wow fuk you redbull hope newey dies

REEEEEEEEEEEE

What he fuck red bull I got up for this

There busy re attaching the engine cover probably

This.

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horner slept in and is running late. Expect him to address the cameras and anyone gathered in his dressing gown with his cock hanging out.

fake as fuck the shark fins are gone bro

Reminder this is how Senna was assasinated

WHERE IS IT REEEEEEEEEEEE

WEC prepared him for cross continental trucking. Actually makes sense

What would Ferrari do if Red Bull launched an all red car?

What did Ferrari do when Williams did this?

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Ferrari will launch a navy blue car with a red with white stroked prancing horse on the engine cover.

99 was actually the GOAT Williams livery

>not a yellow ferrari

Pretty rude desu, the least they could do would be to get one of the hundreds of art school dropouts they enjoy to be 'social media experts' to post an update instead of keeping thousands of people waiting. Or maybe it's all part of the plan...

>yfw they don't even have a car
>yfw they don't compete this year

UPDATE: Someone locked Thicc in the factory overnight and she ate the car

>yfw they reveal a car
>it's actually a Formula-E car

kek

>tfw toro and rb drop out
>16 car grid
>williams doesn't complete the season
>F1 is kil
no

>Bernie announces breakaway series
yes

hello where are the red bull

>he literally calls it Ferrari wins lol

Have it on good authority that Renault ordered RB to deliver the car to their engine factory in france to have the engine fitted and now ricky and amx are taking turns to drive it back to england.

not gonna watch this year cause of the halol tbqh

big if true

Does that count as testing in the off season?

hello where is car

Yes. They've accumulated nearly £15k in fines including when amx drove under a lorry trying to get rid of ricky who was sitting on top and holding his hands over his eyes

they just posted a story on instagram

pixel livery incoming

Its blue

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>drove under a lorry

Good job the Halo meant he's a live and well

Worse than last year desu

>special edition paint
>pattern will be the same as shown
This is fine.

>The RB14 is currently wearing a special edition livery. We're keeping our race-ready paint job under wraps for the time being and will unveil it at the Circuit de Catalunya next week. The unfamiliar shapes under the paint, however, are here to stay.

lmao what was the point in doing a reveal at all?

>fake livery

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>unfamiliar shapes under the paint, however, are here to stay.
it's something different, I like it

And how the fuck were they an hour late revealing a fake livery

Isn't that referring to the bodywork?

What's with those sidepod intakes? Not exactly a Ferrari copy but still...

>fake livery
>didn't even paint the halo
>fitting mediums

I might hate Red Bull more than Haas now

They are saying the bodywork is legit the livery isn't

They actual sidepods are almost opposite to Ferrari, narrow at the top and wide underneath

The sidepods are super fucking narrow too.

>over an hour delay
>the release is two pictures of the car in the assembly bay

Red Bull exposed for McLaren levels of shambles.

Inb4 they blame Renault for the engine blowing up due to lack of cooling

>it kept the meme nose
McLaren's launch was at least in a fucking secret underground bunker.

S I Z E Z E R O
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>williams launch in a comedy club
>red bull launch in Horny's kitchen

Have they all decided to do meme reveals this year?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG :DDDDDDDD

>ferrari launch at kimi's motocross track

I like the new sidewings above the sidepods. But the nose is horrible.

>mclel launch at Alonso's kart track but it backfires when an 8 year old passes the broken down Mclaren in a go kart

>Everyone is waiting the launch just to see the livery
>They put on a one-off livery

Are they sandbagging their paintjob too?

Get me Sean Bull!

Fuck I love that livery. If they just color the logos to what RB specify, it's a winner.

twitter.com/seanbulldesign/status/965515460421840897

How much Metal Mulisha gear you got lad? Be honest.

It's amazing how much better a design is when it sticks to the brands involved design rules and design language isn't it.

Still think the 2015 one was cooler

nothing. why?

Agreed

Sean Bull is a talentless hack.

He has some talent, I couldn't do what he does. Tasteless might be a better word

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>I couldn't do what he does

Walk?

Make pictures of cars

Is that one of those 360 cams?

Decent mounting method.
Also this image actually confirms it wasn't a render.

If you spent a year learning about how to do it, I am sure you could.

Sure but I currently don't have that talent, was just pointing out Bully has some talent. He makes some ugly fucking cars no doubt

Shit we should have told Christopher Reeve that!

What we betting on today /betf1/?

Max Verstappen to retire from more than 5 races.

Car diamonds are back boys

What is that?

>halo chops the red bull logo in half

lol someones dropped the ball on that one

3d cam

all cameras are 3d

It's an AI device to drive the car for the shit aussie

youtube.com/watch?v=bzcMUhzm1OM

The question should be why they revealed it in such a half assed way. I would have imagined they wanted a bit more show than posting some pictures of it in Ricciardo's kitchen. Especially when Aston Martin as a title sponsor.

Because they haven't revealed anything. They literally just do the minimum possible to fulfil the obligation to launch a car.

This isn't their livery and it hides most of the aero

Tatiana Calderon got a seat in GP3

>Special Livery
Did Newey discovered a revolutionary coat of paint that allows the car to slice trough air even if it's dirty air?

Who cares?

ha! good post

This

Posting about drivers just because they bleed from their cunt should be forbidden

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Good post. Tired of the weeb soyboys on here with their unhealthy autism.
>I have a Mana folder with 9000 images xd
Where's that seething Aussie poster? Kek.

1,450 thank you very much.

I'm not some kind of monster.

Strange man.

Exactly.
Posting about some literal nobody who sucks in a feeder series (Floersch, Calderon, Jorda) or a washed up and flat as a board promogirl (Mana) is purely autism. Putting some women they never met on a pedestal.

If you want to post women, post at least proven race winners like Ana Carasco.
youtube.com/watch?v=8BPoqmrwPng

very weird small sidepods

>toothpaste
>bike poster

G O O B E R
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>REEEEEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING THINGS I DON'T LIKE

>Its the halfwheel toothpaste trying to kill /f1/ because no one watches his shit sport

sad

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S E E T H I N G

Mad because Vale hasn't been relevant for a couple of years?

Is there a picture from inside the cockpits to show how much of the view the middle support beam of the halo takes up?

>tfw free rent in Britain

I wish it was some place nice :((((

For me, it's WILLIAMS MARTINI RACING.

Ricci will be right at home behind bars

That transit could be pretty comfy if you kitted out right

>Val looking for his next drive after taking a drunken shit in Hammy's private bathroom

Reminder that this was banned on safety grounds for obscuring the driver's view.

Were you the autist in /out/ who bought a rusty AF transit to convert to a van house and got ridiculed?

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>tfw unironically been thinking about getting a mini bus or a caravan to live in like >a fucking gypsy

>/out/
Nah not me

>car not centered on the floor print
I mean I'm no Ron, but I would have put the car in the middle if I were taking official pictures

>More crashes in 2018
Should be good.

This is totally Ron though.

Bring back the fucking T Car already. Kamikazee turn one dive bombs causing red flags and manlets running back to the pits to get in the spare car was kino as fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=riHSCgHYUUc

>this kills anti animu aussie

>Implying Sauber can afford 3 cars
>Implying Williams can afford 3 cars

you mean trying so hard for perfection and utterly failing?

boo hoo poor fags can gtfo but ok there can be an alternative where Liberty own 2 F2 cars and if you crash out and can't afford a T Car you have to get in the F2 car, like the old Top Gear challenges when they got followed by a piece of shit no one wanted.

Shit idea, try harder next time

Hand to hand combat allowed in the pitlane and if you can hijack one of the rich teams T cars?

>like the old Top Gear challenges when they got followed by a piece of shit no one wanted.

They already do that in F1.

This year it's his time

Shit idea. The spare car should be the best car on the grid.

>The spare car
>on the grid

kek
Interesting concept

Gave me boner when she first pulled it out and still does now.

Why not just force one team at random to only have to use these instead of their usual car? The teams cars for that weekend with be left running outside the circuit. If they are still there after the race the team gets their proper car back for the next race. If someone takes any of the cars left outside they will have to use the replacement car for the rest of the season.

For the last lap a fleet of ice cream vans are let loose onto the track to spice things up a bit. At this point children will be allowed onto the track to chase the vans. If a child is able to cling onto the bumper of a van they will replace a driver at random for the remainder of the year.

All music used throughout the weekend will be replaced by the 90s hit Vengaboys - We like to Party!

>F1 organisation has two spare cars in the pit lane
>Fastest cars on the grid (they can have different fuel/DRS/whatever rules)
>Only available to drivers that crash out
>First come first serve to claim the car

Pros: Crashes on the first lap
Foot race between the drivers to claim the car
Faster car trying to cut through the field overtaking people

Respect to the man in the icecream van!

Is she in on the joke or something?

>living the gimmick

You should never do that, just ask Baha

>implying she's not reading this thread right now and changing her ip to greece or australia to post fantasies about herself in reply.

t-that's just the test livery
r-right?

yes it is. actual livery revealed at the test

-15 degrees celsius

Fucking hell Felipe really wasn't allowed any dignity was he?

Atleast he retired happy

>#3

Is Ricci, dare I say it, confirmed as number 1 driver of the team?

Nah its just their best possible finishing position

Once.

>first car given to Ricky
>second car with all the problems discovered on the first car fixed given to Max

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How many laps did it do before it got Renault'd?

Is the nose and front wing new? Or just temps taken from the 2017 car?

It's an Aston Martin guise, h-honest.

Reminder that Red Bull will not use aero genius Adrian Newey's amazing new 2018 parts until 2019 so other teams cannot copy them.

>top of the helmet completely exposed

HALO
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Fuck me those are some fucking tiny sidepods.
Look at that, so much space.

Hype is real, You can’t even seen them!

>0-60 in 1.9 seconds

Fucking hell thats almost F1 acceleration

t. brainlet

TF
TP

red bull and williams time this year
delete this

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning–Kruger_effect

>RedBull falls for the tiny sidepods meme
>Tag Heur actually needs a fucking air sucking beast
>Meltdown after 3 laps

>implying im a brainlet based on nothing

oh no no no no

THREE ENGINES PER YEAR

LOOK AT THIS DUDE OHOHONONONONONNNONONONONONOOO

kek, what was the base car? Ford focus sedan?

Lmao, what a shit flag.

it's the new aston martin taurus
s-stop
my IQ is UNIRONICALLY in the 110s
ricciardo bless

Chevy Malibu
>autoevolution.com/news/kill-it-with-fire-fake-aston-martin-rapide-zagato-based-on-chevrolet-malibu-120747.html

ew, even worse.
thanks for the quick response though :-)

>tfw to intelligent not too consume feces

reminder that real men only jack off to videos of cute girls pooping and will never allow literal shit to get anywhere near their face
ricciardo bless

Reminder

>comic sans

>that font
reminder
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81726449/#81747382

The suspension arms have been tweaked to help guide air into this new mini sidepod.
If it works RB are confirmed aerokings.

source jos?

youtube.com/watch?v=gbwZ7WdeIqs

I expect lots of (you)s

>aarva

That is a dirty way to get (you)'s

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>this man wants ricciardo to deposit his contents on his face

Honestly the halo is so disgusting, car would look unbelievably good without it.

this
>br*tish reading comprehension

I don't think that's the correct way to approach Raidillon

Is it fair to say all 3 car reveals so far have been a bust? Is this shaping up to be the worst f1 season of all time?

>all 3 car reveals so far have been a bust?
what did you mean by this?

>Is F1 done now?
What did you mean by this?

Yes. Nothing new, besides HALO. Pretty awful in general.

>Is this shaping up to be the worst f1 season of all time?
what did you mean by this?
HALO will make it safer and faster, retard

QT Max will save it, do not worry :)

I thought this nose table wing was pretty legit though.

Just a reminder the HALO will cause a proper big fuck up this season

>breakfast bars on your nose are illegal

FIA have no sense of interior design

IMPORTANT QUESTION
WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE HOT POCKET FLAVOUR/TYPE

poo

I doubt Liberty gives a single fuck if some F2 paydriver is kill because of HALO

Odd numbered seasons are worse than those around them

Bianchi killed f1 so im glad that he is dead

2018 is going to be a good season because AMD AMX WDC.

It's kind of practically the same nose it has had for the past few years, only a bit more pointier it looks like?

>car launched in a kitchen

yea good luck with that

i actually lose the vaccum nozzle i want to put shlozzle in it :)

kek, the guy that won the daytona pushed the leader off and the americans call it a pass?

Should we mention 'the' pass?
Aka literally cutting the track.

>These privileged little brats are going to just turn up at the track running round all over the place touching stuff they shouldnt.
give Max a little slack

That is the Americans being worse than the FIA in terms of leaving loopholes in the rules.

What Zanardi did was against the rules and the punishment was a black flag and drive through the pits.

The problem is that they also wrote a rule saying no driver could receive a black flag on the last lap and there was no after race time penalties for what Zanardi did.
Whether he knew that when he did the pass I don't know but it's great that he did it.
Like Schumacher at Silverstone

*leaked* spy photos from red bulls filming.

The suspension arms are a ruse. They're using the turning veins on the front wing, plus the barge board struts, to focus airflow into the sidepods while keeping the pressure differential forcing air away from the main bulk of the car (drag reduction).

Pic related via mspaint. red is active flow, blue is reduced flow.

aussie who doesn't rate newey, BTFO

kek, this is some armchair engineering if I ever saw some

this is neweys version of a come back "still in the game" rap album

This would be the first car he could focus properly on, due to the Valkyrie.

>Lebanon 86
Theirs went up a few points after they offloaded their shittest cunts to live in bankstown.

Have Haas and Williams not done a shakedown/media day?

*dabs*

Fia would
Also digits is the F2 driver killed

Is that Lando?!

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Has anyone ever tried to make it like a golf ball?

halo looks like shit

No camera should be placed below the cars any more, look at this shit

>ohnonononononono

how many times did get screwed at her fitness camp?

Under armour produce some atrocious looking clothing

this idiot literally only knows about the fucking video game

On a car you have different and more efficient ways to condition the airflow. Dimples are the last resort for a ball which has to be just a ball due to the nature of the game.

Y E S bois

Tatiana best racingfu, maybe she'll score a point this year

>changing a Twitter profile picture is "a lot of effort" for an F1 team
Who is this idiot?

I thought F1 teams weren't allowed to test before Barcelona?

>mrw we still need to wait days to even see all the new cars and longer to see them drive

>bitch who ruined Niko Kari's career
I hope she loses her legs in a crash.

CIVIL WAR

its just so fucking ugly jesus christ
i was sorta coming to terms with it over the last few weeks even though I didnt like it but holy fuck

It's literally the default font zoomed in your dolts

NEW THREAD

>inb4 7 posts early

Remeber they announced that Hypercar last year with the Formula Engine which has been evolved since first introduced, in lm kind of guessing that was a send off for the engine that won them so many championships.

Wonder what makes the new one so different it was worth pursuing and throw everything away...

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Oh shit it is.
Welp, guess it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make to save f1