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Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
Ian Bell
Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckroni was never my boy.
Ryan Fisher
how dare you
Henry Hughes
Go blow a dog Based cowboy ham is and will always be my boy.
Carter Miller
Reminder that only a dribbling retard wouldn't bet and take the easy money that based Sage is preparing.
Connor Robinson
Team Alpha Sage is on another level
Jack Scott
bongs and bings till' fights?
Colton Anderson
Just another Alpha Fail.
Joseph Turner
2 bongs to the early prelims 3 bongs to the prelims 5 bongs to the main card
Camden James
This kid's really going to shake up the world of UFC, I unironically think he will be the next Conor-in-the-making, he's got such skill for just a kid. It also helps that he is extremely handsome and easily marketable.
Zachary Miller
>Polite >Friendly >Always has a smile >Likable >Funny >Charming >Handsome >Athletic >Talented >Beautiful striking >Slightly awkward >White
Explain HOW someone cannot like this man without being >Faggot >Douche >Racist minority >White cuck >Soy boy
Gabriel James
Sage is a hypejob. Name one decent fighter he has beat
Sebastian Ramirez
He beat that Ricky Martin guy.
Jace Myers
Was there any sara moras bunda from the weigh ins yesterday?
Jaxson Moore
the skinny fat cholo
Jonathan Bell
>tfw been posting on /heem/ since the beginning >Piana posting >Sage posting >PVZ posting >Bisping posting >THAT'S MY BOY posting >Ngannou posting >Conor posting >Anderson posting >and more >all of them faded >only one remained
GOAT
Henry White
>Hypejob
He is training with the best fighters in the world, honing every facet of his skills and expanding his arsenal. This kid is going places and maybe you will see that when he turns Gouti in to a bloody pulp.
Jackson King
Martin has 0(zero) wins the ufc
Micheal quinones has 0(zero) wins the ufc
Julian Thomas
>coral springs
Jeremiah Wright
Schaub posting is relatively new
Jaxson Rogers
Literally who?
Julian Campbell
Schaub truly is god
Schaub bless lads
Xavier Lewis
>implying beating up some can Frenchman is impressive
Literally the least physically threatening Europeans.
Bentley Wilson
Guys, is Brandy Sour a good drink?
Brody Miller
>the first Brendan Schaub post was made in 2015
Tyler Jones
Girl who you think you trickin? I put my whole fist in.
Luke Jackson
Cerrone Tybura Vick Millender Peterson Sage
Juan Miller
Are we going to see his signature move again - turtling up like a total bitch after he gets hit?
Josiah Wood
that was in fact me my man
schaub bless
Sebastian Cooper
Is Brisket Sub a good sandwich?
Brandon Thompson
Wow what a totally brilliant original insight, are you Zane Simon by any chance?
Benjamin Clark
hey what ever happened to Bjorns meme union
Julian Mitchell
Cowboy Tybura Vick Pitbull Peterson Sage
Tyler Russell
whoa bjorn is a pretty big guy
Wyatt Hughes
Kinda flabby and greasy to be honest.
Anthony James
Cerrone Lewis Trinaldo Alves Peterson Sage
Hunter Myers
It was broken in about 2 days after they figured out they had zero leverage. All those fighters are represented by CAA, one of WME's rivals in the agency business, it was part of a larger proxy war
Ian Sanders
YANCY YANCY YANCY TYBURA TRINALDO THIAGO DAVIS SAGE
Joseph Gutierrez
He’s 6’0, those other dudes are like 5’11.
Robert Hill
Cerrone Tybura Vick Millender Peterson Sage
Brayden Green
There was no union. GSP is a master manipulator. It was all a power play, leverage to fuck with the UFC if they wouldn't pay him a ton for the Bisping fight. They did and it went away. Shame too because Cain is done, dude wish he had a pension. Cerrone too. Kennedy got USADA'd. GSP = master politician.
Alexander Anderson
Why does his tattoo say “Pro Barf”?
David Allen
>Sage is winning in picks 38-4
Has there ever been a bigger margin?
Isaiah Carter
>Property Of: That pornstar bitch I beat half to death
Nicholas Nelson
I piss on your chimpo lesbo waifus and post a real woman and fighter who put her hands in blood every time she fights
Robert Roberts
I think only one person picked Cachoeira over Shev
Camden Richardson
Property of Baret Yoshida. All the guys in prison love it.
Connor Jackson
>Cain is done, dude wish he had a pension. he must be worth a couple million though
Lucas Rivera
>Not posting the webm
Charles Hall
Cowboy Tybura Cisco Millender Peterson Sage
Robert Martin
100% sure those people are being ironic or contrarian too, lmao.
Anthony Scott
nice
Carter Reyes
Not when your spine is all fucked up and your knees are worse then Shoguns. I don't know about saved money either DC said he's finally going to crack 7 figures with the Stipe fight. Plus Cain hasn't fought for a long time. Gym fees,insurance,agent,JUST.
Luke Nguyen
Yeah if Shogun's knees were at sea level I'm sure he would be a beast 100%
Julian Smith
Have another
Brayden Cox
I really like your... old... face... and *gag* masculine... body, babe... Very *gag* sexy...
Brayden White
If Cat Zingano were a food she'd be Kraft macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs, served with Kool Aid in a plastic cup.
Hunter Murphy
>DC said he's finally going to crack 7 figures with the Stipe fight dude, what the fuck. top tier mma fighters should make more than that. part of why i want the ufc to become more popular is so these fucks can get just compensation for getting CTE'd over the course of 10-20 years. hoopball players risk acl tears and broken noses, but get 100M. these mma fuckers gotta get flying kneed for 20k often times.
Christian Gray
Nah she a smash burger
Cameron Ross
everyone wants to make more money...
Sebastian Murphy
Gtfo you socialist fag
Jordan Bennett
goodnight
Samuel Carter
I don't care how white trash she is as long as she can still beat the shit out of people
Bentley Parker
>Retards should get paid 100's of millions to be smacked in the face.
Joshua Garcia
>Wendy's employees should be paid $15/hr
Cameron Bennett
Medeiross Tyburaa Vickk Alvess Daviss Northcut
Zachary Roberts
This was a great fight. Unironically the greatest WMMA fight of all time
Cameron Williams
i was literally advocating for an increase in popularity so that fighters could get both healthcare and reasonable compensation without driving their employers into bankruptcy, you fucking retarded faggot. if you can't afford the cost of doing business, you don't get to cut corners and stay open. the long term ramifications of a high performance job often requires a lot of attention after their careers end. personally, i feel a lot of athletes are overpaid but most of the roster isn't making much more than a middle class to upper middle class family. add onto that the possibility of having hundreds of thousands in medical expenses, training camps, etc associated with those wins and it's very very possible for these dudes to end up poor and permanently damaged. if the pay doesn't get increased to compensate for the negative ramifications, there should at least be a degree of responsibility of the promoters (UFC/rizin/etc) to cover medical expenses that are direct results of damage they sustain over their careers
Elijah Gomez
Weirld enough, he improved his style significantly.
Hunter Long
MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM....
YEAH
MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM
Carson Williams
Do you think Wendy's hamburger preparers need $25.99/hr as well?
Jeremiah Scott
>Trying to argue with the brain-dead retards that frequent /heem/
Owen Carter
So fucked up no one told them to just box Ronda.
Jackson Kelly
Cerrone Tybura Vick Millender Davis Sage
Levi Martinez
>hey Cat, so what you're gonna do is, keep distance and counter Ronda's sloppy and aggressive boxing >"k watch this" >Cat proceeds to launch herself like a Falcon rocket into Ronda's wheelhouse >"tf man, she tough as hell"
WMMA IS A FUCKING JOKE AND ONLY FAGS ARE LAUGHING
Julian Gutierrez
no, that's a minimal skill job with little to no risk associated with it. there is an argument for having hours, promotions, etc. prioritize those who are in the most need. for example, if two people are both trying to get an increase to their hourly wage or hours per week it's reasonable to say that someone with kids to feed or rent to pay should be put before the 15 year old who lives with their kids, assuming that their job performance is roughly identical. people can work 40+ hours a week and not make enough to pay rent in some cases, and are unable to change jobs due to a variety of factors. i am absolutely in favor of regulations being put in place that prevent the mistreatment of employees.
Chase Thomas
*who lives with their parents, sorry.
Charles Gomez
fuck it would be awesome working at wendys for 26/hr
Ethan Price
No, I’m a chef at Wendy’s and I make 8.75/hr at the age of 37.
Nolan Evans
i want to kill the guy with the camera behind her and get his place
Jeremiah Sullivan
Why is BJJ no longer effective in MMA? Why are all fights now boxing matches + ground & pound?
Henry Cox
At thirty fucking seven you don't have the work experience to get a slightly better job? Really my guy?
Robert Bennett
Do you still have chili chips and cheese?
Ian Ward
Because it's a meme Woodley and CC exposed it
Liam Green
Because the skill gap has narrowed enough that basically every fighter in the UFC has enough knowledge of defensive BJJ to avoid being submitted by even very good grapplers.
Parker Rodriguez
It’s a meme, you dip!
Hudson Harris
30 ips i think we are heeming ourselves (inside)
Dominic Ross
it's still effective, but there are more wrestlers than ever in the ufc that neutralize a lot of jiu jitsu's ground control. wrestlers, at least from what i see, don't tend to go for submissions but rather try to deal enough damage on the ground to wear down or finish their opponent.
Brayden Lee
I really used to like chili chips and cheese.
Jonathan Bennett
>i am absolutely in favor of regulations being put in place that prevent the mistreatment of employees.
t. SJW commie scum, fuck you
Luke Turner
Traditional bjj isn't and specialists will die after Maia retires. Everyone trains bjj now even the guys that make fun of it, it isn't black magic anymore. Remember a couple years back leglockers were finishing everybody? Well not anymore because people know how to defend them now.
The type of bjj that seems to be the next big things is the style Tony Ferguson and Ortega which is snatching submissions off of the clinch and front headlock
Parker Davis
>Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros 25-20 Yancy >Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura 30-15 BB, sidenote, when this image was posted it was 29-8 BB, then 7 of the next 8 picked Tycan, why? >James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo >Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender >Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis >Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti 41-4 lmao
Grayson Myers
unless you are bj penn, it takes time to become a bjj master and adapt it to modern MMA, many high level bjj practitioners are very purist and only train bjj
John Morgan
ancap tears are delicious 10PJJ is the future. give it a few years, and the bravo invitational will spawn a handful of the next generation greats
Jose Thomas
6ft 190lbs
I could bang with any of you
Carson Hill
So you believe in the values of communism? Lmao, literally mentally ill
Jeremiah Rodriguez
...
Angel Gomez
Ew! I’m not banging a dude! That’s gay, bro!
Benjamin Walker
Lemme bang bro!
Isaac Gomez
tbf her husband just killed himself
Dylan Sanchez
5'11 and 185 but it seems I keep trading fat for muscle as I am stronger but am always 180-185
Dominic Russell
5'6'' 145 what are you gonna fucking do bro?
Jack Perez
Cerrone Tybura trinaldo alves peterson sage
Kevin James
ancaps are idiots they think you can have flying cars without government regulation
that's why i am someone who thinks there shoud literally be no laws or rules or structure too bad i got arrested for living that way lmfao @ low test cucks
Andrew Hernandez
>6ft >barely making it past manlet lvl wew you had some luck there little man
Anthony Turner
*heems you* *walks around the ring loudly proclaiming that I ain’t a homo!*
Brandon Lopez
this was a great fight cause it was a catfight or a bitchfight in the streets.When you see a wmma fight full of technical moves then this fight is dogshit cause women are too clumsy to punch.Put them on the ground or in the clinch and you have your fight
they are more naive than idiots, the simple fact that they believe that the non aggression principle will work in real life just shows that they know nothing about how human relations work
William Parker
LEMME BANG AGAIN BRO
Jayden Jones
fif amenmen
John Gutierrez
only cobra kai could save mma
Alexander Mitchell
no
Matthew Rogers
This card is pretty decent.
I'm interested to see how Derrick Lewis does considering he has had back problems.
mmastreams.reddit.com for all your streaming needs is the one rule you need to know.
Brody Cooper
Anything goes here lad
Julian Williams
fuck your reddit gay shit. Allwrestling.org master AIDS race
Brandon Gomez
check the guy on the left
Samuel Howard
I really wish this guy was still fighting at UFC.
Jace Reed
So i can acestream your mom getting fucked
Cameron Mitchell
He's a shit fighter but the meme potential is through the roof
Samuel Turner
Man, tattoos are so fucking gay. I'm so tired of these nu-male fuccbois acting all tough because they had the "balls" to imitate their entire social circle and paint themselves up with the same cliche sleeves and chest pieces that every other young "I'm a tuff guy" male has these days.
Christopher Reyes
who should Mendes fight in his return?
Lucas Mitchell
needs a bangbros label
Jack Ramirez
Yup. No tattoos masterrace here!
Michael Morales
Yeah but why would anyone give a fuck about anything
Jace Collins
Rodriguez maybe
Jordan Jackson
For once I agree with a leaf.
Chase Lewis
BIGGULP promo code works on Fight Pass again lads
Rejoice!
Isaiah Nelson
i dont like tattoos or cody either. I posted this photo for the cobra kai guy
Dylan Rodriguez
hmmm how about Bektic
Carson Adams
USASDA
Ian Garcia
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
Nicholas Robinson
LEAFS HAVE THE TITLE
Samuel Parker
He vacated bro
Dominic Morgan
>imblying Trudeau allows you to watch porn
kys cumslurping faggot leaf piece of shit.
What is your favourite spinning technique in MMA?
Michael Cooper
The welterweight & middleweight belts honestly belong to Canada at this point
Jaxon Wilson
Volkanovski
Wyatt Gutierrez
Getting tattoos just shows you're a complete brainlet desu What could possibly be so important you need to write in on your skin forever
Christopher Rogers
...
Nolan Sanchez
thats a good idea, they are the same type of muscular turbo manlet build
Easton Stewart
lol at i am vpn montreal(that isnt banned for once) but am still canadian.
Hudson Young
...
Carson Morales
rip zyzz brah. never forget.
would zyzz be middleweight champ if he was still alive?
This. I think I'm the only person among my meatheaded friends/family that isn't covered with dumb shit. GSP and Werdum are unironically the only fighters with tattoos that I've ever liked.
Hudson Miller
That bitch is deepthroating Rich Piana in whatever the faggot equivalent of heaven is.
Isaac Wood
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict the midget wins.
I don't think the UFC care about the drop considering last year was their most profitable year.
Jack Gonzalez
In my basement with my favourite friend simulator in front of me and a night of fights about to start.
A place called comfy.
Kevin Nelson
Braapton
Josiah Robinson
There's not going to be a MayMac spectacle to save them every year.
Adrian Martin
Damn. I'm right there with ya. Except for the basement part. Alone in my condo instead
Evan Richardson
None of them are funny and neither are any of you. Clean your fingers and get a life.
Christian Green
A lot of that came from massive budget and staff cuts which can only happen once. They still owe billions
Hunter Jenkins
Less negotiation power when it comes to TV deals. Their contract with fox expires at the end of this year.
Eli Hall
Medeiros will heem Cowboy
Xavier Jackson
Who the fuck's voice is that commentating with Jimmy Smith?
Nathan Richardson
Fitzgerald.
Landon Edwards
BOORPLE SPLEEP
Nolan Sanders
>coral springs
Eli Morales
He has a slight shred of a Goldie vibe desu
Nicholas Brooks
Branple Splubb
Aaron Collins
Where's our money going then lads?
Alexander Barnes
does this guy now hold the record for worst tattoo in the ufc?
Carter Russell
>American card >Martinez is announcing anyways Fuck, it's never the same without Buffer.
Josiah Morgan
cowboys going to lose again isn't he?
what happens when the ufc cuts him? he goes to bellator and fights cans?
Ayden King
Damn, UFC is going full on B-team tonight. Don't really mind it
Isaiah Morgan
looks like Goober's tattoo but uglier
Nolan Johnson
As bad as that is, I still think Belcher's Johnny Cash tattoo is the worst I've ever seen
Luke Anderson
fights are on. picks are finished.
there's only one thing left to decide: what is the goof image?
Owen Walker
even used the b-team lighting guy
James Jenkins
He has some competition
Mason Jackson
One of showtimes executives implied they were going to make a play for that TV deal. Fox are going to be competing against Showtime.
Ryder Sanchez
ooohhhh Luciana good lord
Ayden Smith
Pai-chot-uh
Jayden Gray
There can still be picks up to the main card
Nolan Nguyen
I gotta go with Elkins’ Beavis and Butthead title card chest tattoo.
Jack Foster
GAMETHREAD WHEN
Leo Cook
weird fight
Jace Davis
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Cooper Williams
Buben Shlob
Christopher Miller
heme sorta sleepy
Owen Young
Yes. Fuck that's a disgusting tattoo. Even worse than Cain's retarded brown pride tattoo and Belcher's cash tattoo. People think is the worst tattoo in mma but I think it's one of the best because it really goes with the way elkins fights and his personality
David Sanchez
HEEEEEEMM SLEEEPY
Carson Flores
good evening, everyone
Charles Carter
I honestly hope you get hepatitis.
Christopher Harris
BREEBLE SPOOGE'd
Xavier Garcia
right here my man
Ryan Peterson
shit stoppage
Jackson Williams
JUST HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Caleb Nelson
Oh for sure the way he was clinging to his leg taking half a dozen unanswered shots to the head constitutes intelligent defense.
Gabriel Powell
that was just more shitting match-making from the nu-fc
Dylan Anderson
Williams looks like a white supremacist lmao
Josiah Hill
>wings >flames >chains
the shitty tattoo triumvirate
Justin Scott
good luck with that calendar
James Clark
>T. Blunder splurb
Jose Price
Rose is like 800% uglier without hair.
Caleb Richardson
uh ah ah ah
Liam Taylor
Barber Skub
Jayden Nguyen
And hereeee we go
Blake Nguyen
sorry,I dint see a head bounce off the canvas
for sure noone has ever recoverd from strikes from the full mount my man
Dominic Gray
He was completely out and didnt even know where he was when he woke up
Jack Flores
>autism
Andrew Collins
you can probably say that about any 25 year old woman
Zachary Martin
is it a 3am main card event even on a sunday? (gmt)
Oliver Jones
Literally every time
Noah Moore
I saw someone float the idea that separate networks might have exclusive deals for certain fighters. I like the idea of UFC ceding production to other people and letting the networks do their own promotion. It would help guys stand out and would provide a breath of fresh air.
Jayden Watson
What about Till's Paige Vanzant tattoo
Jaxon Reed
yes
Carter Ramirez
What was Cowboy acting in?
Austin Sullivan
>mfw the soylent arrives
Zachary Perez
Sounds awful.
Liam Garcia
>all the streams are getting heemed fuck it, I'm getting Fight Pass™. Who's with me?
How could I not, with every UFC, Pride and Strikeforce fight available at your finger tips for only $9.99 a month plus free Fight Night streaming in HD*, you're practically robbing the UFC.
Liam Brown
>soyboy striking coach
Bet the farm on yancy
Michael Baker
FUCK DANA THE MADMAN
Jace Wright
Netflix shit. It was in 2016 anyways. Gibson and Jackson-Wink are full of shit, as usual
Evan Gonzalez
i'm watching a stream but it's some goof being interviewed
Bentley Richardson
thanks for the webm, been looking for it for a while now. i want to kiss rose
Angel Jones
He was in its always sunny in Philadelphia
Nolan Ross
>the ufc tv deal will be worth less than it was last time
yall fucking insane. theyre gonna be bathing in money
Isaac Martin
Cerrone Tybura Vick Millender Davis Northcutt
Alexander Butler
Every Fight??
Asher Anderson
>if Tybura beats Lewis, he should fight Ronda
What’s wrong with Weidman?
David Green
this music tho
Carter Howard
>Alex Morono
Lucas Baker
Josh Burkman will get heemed for the 5th time in a row
Luke Barnes
→ → →
James Perry
You have no idea what that means.
Its an ideal to strive for, not reality. "Dont agress on people and you're good."
Joshua Ward
Cerrone Lewis Vick Alves Peterson Northcutt
Cooper Peterson
LEZ DO DA DAMN TING WE /pigeon/ NOW I GREW HERE U FLEW HERE BRING BACK DA DAMN /queen/ FREE HAWAII DIS AINT UR MOMMAS MAINLAND BRUDDAH YANCY "KILLAHAOLE" MADEIROS TIME TO KILL A COWBOY 2.0 GET IT BRUDDAH
Justin Russell
>Paddy Pimblett advert on fight pass
LMAO biggest fraud in the game
CM Punk would smash him
Oliver White
Bet on Sage, Curtis, Lewis and main event ending in stoppage. Good bet?
Wyatt Bailey
This Pudilova chick has baggy ass eyes.
Looks like a young female Jim Mattis.
Jack Young
Shit standup.
Ayden Miller
Lads, what kind of mutt is this momo? I guess they call them pikeys in potato-land but what particularly? Just look at this la creatura..
Logan Perry
le 56%
Nolan Morris
Have Europeans never seen Latinos? Just pretend they're Muslims if it helps you.
Elijah Moore
Nothing like getting heemed in the nuts
Thomas Rodriguez
It's crazy thinking this probably wont be the most JUST BLEED fotn with yancy and cowboy on the card
Bentley Rivera
you sound like a rube, and while i acknowledge that you're probably not a rube, you still talk and think like one
Thomas Cook
Where is post fight press conference?
John Mitchell
WHERE IS THE WEBM?
Jackson Bailey
Is he back? I'm thinking he's back
Andrew Johnson
El abominacion
Ryan Allen
Rate the event out of ten
8/10 great night, only downside is lack of meaningful matchups
Landon Taylor
>Is supposed to be a world class striker >Gets rocked multiple times by a can
What was meant by this performance?
Lucas Ortiz
Prime Kenny Florian would heem James Vick
Asher Smith
Why is his bicep so fucked up looking
Ethan Powell
Solid 7, great night, great fights only the wraslin froggy and mr hungry skelly fucked it desu
Nolan Young
honestly, 10/10 because the lack of meaningful matchups made my excitement low. Greatly exceeded expectations
Gavin Reyes
Vick, sage, tall black guy, and black beass fights were all meaningful
Oliver Robinson
5.6/10
Jack Garcia
>daily reminder that Cowboy's post fight/mid fight hugs and buddy buddy shit are a tactic to allow him to settle into a comfortable rhythm and ease opponents pressure disingenuous t b h, everyone knows Cowboy spaghettis when you put the pressure on him and get in his face
Xavier Martinez
He doesn't do proper extension reps, probably barely lifts
Levi Hill
He gets more puss than you
Jack Young
Weird, from he other cowboy fight it seemed that Yancy could take a much harder punch.
Thomas Hill
steroids from an early age
Kayden Edwards
this was honestly one of the best events in a while, so many cool moments
Adam Hill
get out of your fuckin moms basment youll never be a drawl
Nolan Davis
>tfw all my boys won >tfw no wmma >tfw lots of KO's
Brandon Sullivan
What is happening here, I need a weasel breakdown
Robert Flores
>world class striker I hope your not talking about his karate trophies or take karate seriously >Le leave your chin out technique
Noah Thompson
Only Vick was meaningful and he needed to finish to actually make a mark
Jeremiah White
Just goes to show my boy is for real
Ian Sanchez
no
Elijah Turner
High bicep insertion.
Jayden Taylor
That Cowboy Olivera fight probably took 5 years off his life
Angel Nguyen
Every card so far
>FN 124 Choi/Stephens 4/10 >UFC 220 Miocic/Ngannou 6.5/10 >UFC on Fox 27 Jacare/Brunson II 5/10 >UFC Fight Night 125 Machida/Anders 5/10 >UFC 221 Rockhold/Romero 8.5/10 >UFC Fight Night 126 Cowboy/Medeiros 8/10
Jose Sullivan
next brazilian champion on the UFC right here.
Ayden Stewart
Just bad insertions.
Bentley Bennett
Till will be champ m8 The kids a fucking animal
James Reyes
What is it about California fighters that triggers soyboys so much? Nothing but vitriol towards Team alpha Male and Team 209 in these threads tonight.
We're better than you. Deal with it.
Bentley Ramirez
Is she going to touch him lads?
Oliver Howard
Darren till is a huge 170er, weighs 200 on fight night. Mederios is a small, tubby 170er
Joshua Murphy
We get it man, Till is an ANIMAL. We get it
Dylan Russell
>both Olivi and Sanko on the shitty post-fight show wew
Grayson Adams
Nah Friendly Cowboy is a meme but you're off your rocker if you don't think fighters don't enter the cage with the worst of intentions regardless of circumstance Arlovski sent Browne several circles deep into the shadow realm and cried about it after and apologized to his parents or some shit, but in the cage he looked like he wanted to kill him I just don't think Medeiros took it carefully enough. It's common knowledge now that Cowboy doesn't do too well against pressure fighters, but you still need to be diligent in your approach lest you get heemed on the way in
Jacob Wright
This. California fighters are the best in the world, thats why Pic related
Angel Roberts
>le kicked out of the nicest guy in jiu jitsu's gym man
Nicholas Murphy
When will you commit suicide already?
Michael Rodriguez
cmon bud 220 was a solid 8 of a card, all the literal whos came through, only 1 stinker of a fight.
Gavin Bailey
Never, suicide is for betas and I'm alpha as fuck.
Cooper Richardson
Francis Ngannou
Noah Parker
More like Francis NigCanWho
Julian Stewart
>Cody loses >Emmet gunna get stomped by Stephens >Sage can't get a knockout and he's a striker, his takedown defense is shit >Cynthia Cavillo loses and gets busted for weed im from Cali, TAM is shit they waste all their money on PR and pretty mats.
Diaz bros for life though
Nathaniel Rodriguez
Lel
Jack Martinez
yea but not really
Ryan Hall
And I only caught the main card because I accidentally slept through despite 3 (THREE) alarms ;_;
Josiah Johnson
dude weed
Evan Torres
>le quirky int maymay xD
Dylan Gomez
What was she thinking?
Mason Jenkins
Fight Night 126 Cerrone vs. Medeiros Official Picks Results
>Northcutt vs. Gouti 45/49 (91.8%) >Peterson vs. Davis 32/49 (65.3%) >Alves vs. Millender 14/49 (28.6%) >Vick vs. Trinaldo 40/49 (81.6%) >Lewis vs. Tybura 33/49 (67.3%) >Cerrone vs. Medeiros 24/49 (49.0%)
Good night of picks for /heem/. Only the darkest of dark horses goofed a clear majority of people.
Isaac Evans
Cowboy vs Karmaru Usman Medeiros vs Perry/Griffin loser Black Beast vs Ngannou Tybura vs Golm Vick vs Iaquinta/Felder winner Trinaldo vs Charles Oliveira Sage Northcutt vs Diego Ferreira
Charles Scott
Francis GOATnou has you worked up
Nathan Wood
>this grown man is dumber than me
Parker Richardson
>this is no longer Dora exploring
Kayden Nelson
>I hope no one sees me on those Chinese Cartoon discussion websites
Carson Morgan
Reminder that 'back control', 'rear mount', or 'back mount' as it's called in BJJ is a complete meme in MMA. There is only one reliable attack from there, the gloves make it difficult, and everyone knows exactly what you're going to do.
Connor Thomas
It's only a meme for fatties at HW who don't bother learning submissions. If werdum had any of the positions tybura had tonight he'd have subbed him
Xavier Roberts
Quentin was right about everything.
Jacob Perez
>Cowboy vs Karmaru Usman lmao what I don't want to see Cowboy ragdolled by someone bigger and stronger than him
Evan Murphy
Picks next week may be 100% Cyborg Edgar/Ortega will probably be 50/50, or 60/40 Edgar at most though
William Lewis
Go check how many RNC wins Werdum has. It's a meme, user. Leg rides are better. Outside of MMA, it's much easier to get a hand across the neck so backmount isn't as bad.
Lol cowboy should embrace his role as gatekeeper to the top 10...not fight actual prospects. Maybe they can try and sneak Mike Perry into the rankings again by giving him cowboy. He's slowed down a lot.
Adrian Turner
/heem/ is the place where a significant number of people predicted Yair would beat Fronkie lmao
Xavier Rodriguez
>weidman and cowboy STILL plays clash of clans
i dont feel as much of a loser now :'))
Levi Morris
Medeiros used to fight at LHW desu
Jordan Ramirez
There is always that guy that takes huge underdogs every single time so that once or twice a year when he's actually right, he can pretend to be an MMA genius and expert adviser to high level gamblers.
That guy is me, irl.
Parker Adams
False
Easton Stewart
are they doing a post-fight presser?
Jaxson Hill
>no wmma t. non-prelim watching cazzie faggot.
Brandon Rivera
>Fights end >3 people in the thread now
Every time, come on /heem/
Levi Gonzalez
>knows what you're going to do doesn't mean they can stop it
Brayden James
You're still forcing this spergy? For shame
Nathaniel Moore
t. cazie
Kayden Rodriguez
4. I'm not actually posting
Andrew White
RNC is the most effective submission. It's not utilized enough by fatty heavyweights, even stipe had numerous opportunities to sub ngannou and he never took them.
Samuel Wood
Someone will pick the Russian just because she's hot.
It may even be me, because I really want her to win for that reason alone.
Joshua Turner
'no'
Leo Murphy
but there was a wmma fight, and it was kind of good, just shows how great was this event.
Jackson Smith
The problem with taking the back when they are on all 4s is that you have to be low on the back for it to be effective and I bet most heavyweights don’t train the proper way to take the back
Samuel Ross
t.sperglord
Landon Diaz
It's late and heem is shit outside actual fight threads. Goodnight user.
Gabriel Campbell
>Rogan tells Cowboy to go up to WW >Cowboy gets btfo Rogan should stop
David Scott
Dug it out of the archives if someone is autistic enough to tally it up
Cameron Wilson
Go check the picks.
Liam Morris
Werdum probably knows what's up
Joseph Hill
Not everyone is a NEET like (you)
Lucas Phillips
did you forget the part where Cowboy went 4-0 ?
Joshua Adams
Team alpha manlet
Samuel Myers
perhaps not the best time to post this
Carter Ramirez
Tybura was pissing me off so bad getting up so high, he had his chances and he goofed and got heemed. Many such cases.
Ryan Lee
t. faccia di cazzo
Lucas Fisher
How come none of you are talking about NATE DIAZ lighting up that joint inside the venue?
Good on him for making his appearance about weed again. Shout out my dope smokers around the world unironically.
Gabriel Cruz
yes. yes he should
Michael Rivera
It's still pretty exhausting, especially if you get a body triangle locked in. Maia basically beat Masvidal that way even though he couldn't get the finish. Leg rides are sorely underused but you don't really see anybody without a wrestling background that knows how to use them, because MMA gyms are the biggest meme of all
Xavier Green
I'm not going to tally it but I'd say that's significant given who Frankie Edgar is and who Yair is/was at the time. Fronkie ffs, I can't remember Yair's best win at the time but he was a prospect going up against one of the best and this many people picked him. The threads were full of shite too about how Fronkie was done lmaooooooo
Christian Long
Why the hell was Alvarez/Poirier on the undercard anyway?
Cameron Wilson
Almost like there were fights tonight Mandrama might be more your thing
Noah Rodriguez
KYS degenerate scum
Christian Bailey
a fucking leaf
Jack Butler
PPV sales are largely impulse-driven, the last fight you watch before deciding whether to buy has always been a big deal. It's typically the most important fight outside of the main & co-main
Brody Jackson
>X might be more your speed >Y may be more suited for someone like you >Z might be more your thing
Is this a new meme?
Ryan Diaz
>Jamie
Aiden Perez
see
Jordan Long
I am, but I already did one set of tallies tonight and I don't feel like tackling that beast right now.
I'll post the results tomorrow, just search "UFC 211 official picks results" in the archives if you don't see it.
Cooper Reed
66 people picked Frankie
44 people picked Yair
In bong land, the latter is the majority.
John Bailey
>FOTN Peterson/Davis >POTN DLewis >POTN Millender
Should've been Sanchez or Morono tbqhwy, whatever
Asher Ross
Be honest heem could you take this chimp in a fight
Colton Perry
Tbf he said "significant number", not majority. 40% is pretty significant.
John Allen
Most RNC wins in the UFC come from rocked opponents. With gloves on, RNC is easy to defend. Stipe could not finish Francis with a RNC. If Stipe tried to take Francis' back BJJ style, he would have got gadooshed like that poor Polish lad did tonight. Wrestling leg rides are so much better. That's what Stipe did, and that's why he won.
With heavyweights, you can't just RNC somebody immensely stronger than you.
Khabib, Ben Askren, Cain Velasquez, Stipe have 1 RNC win combined between the four of them. These are the grapplers the next generation of fighters need to be studying.
The best way is to get them out of turtle first. Taking the back on an opponent in turtle is dangerous. But leg rides are safe and you don't have to break the turtle, and you can ground and pound.
Chase Sullivan
Bookies had it as a pick'em. heem was more accurate on this front.
Aaron Reyes
old meme mate
Nicholas Cruz
>Emmet Stephens next week
Who you guys got?
Hudson Hall
That is significant no matter which way you cut it for that fight given the two fighters. Don't argue semantics, the stats have literally proven me right. Goodnight
Lincoln Gonzalez
>>FOTN >Peterson/Davis seriously that fight was boring
Ethan Ross
>Is this unimpressive and lanky black man the next Jon Jones?
Levi Wright
DC is the only heavy guy who I see consistently pulling off good RNC wins, and he never looks like he's struggling going for them. Most fat fighters should try and emulate his technique cause he almost finished volcan with it as well.
Luke Parker
UFC trying to create artificial hype for anything that has a pulse these days
Jaxon Torres
Promo of the night - Best Beast
A male chimp will fuck up anybody. It will literally tear your cock off and start beating you with it.
Jack Mitchell
That's more than I thought, but still a solid majority if you subtract the jackpot hunters and idiots like >Coral Springs
Xavier Bailey
The odds always play a part in who people pick. Odds for that fight were dead even till fight night. Majority of heem still picked Frankie to win, majority of heem also picked stipe to win against ngannou. This place may be full of idiots but the track record of picks, especially for title fights and main events is decent
Michael Jackson
DC is thicc as fuck, it's hard to peel those stocky arms off your neck. Bodytype relative to your opponent is for sure a major consideration when it comes to grappling.
Christopher Hill
I never said the majority though. I said a significant number, and they did. 40% is ridiculous, a similar amount picked Lewis to beat Hunt (no I haven't checked but that was another bad one) /heem/ picks are awful lad, I don't know why you're trying to defend them. I don't give a toss about the odds
Jonathan Morales
Got to go the fight night with my bro. Had no idea that i'd be surrounded by drunk cazzie frat boy assholes yelling the dumbest shit. Mcgregor ruined this sport
Aaron Peterson
>This won't end in a decision >Both guys swing for the fences
>Emmet has only 3 TKOS in 13 wins >13 of the last 18 of Jeremy Stephens fights have ended in DECs
Is Chris Weedman a cazie?
Elijah Scott
>40% is ridiculous, a similar amount picked Lewis to beat Hunt Low level HW fights are 50-50
Aaron Walker
Any black beass webms?
Joseph Powell
Who revved you up
Bentley Martinez
When did Hunt become a low level striker
Logan Perez
Haven't been involved in this convo yet, but to be fair /heem/ PPV picks are different since there's an influx in caz fans. Notice how there's 110 picks for that 211 card and 50/60 for fight nights
Joshua Sanders
It's always been like that, user. MMA fans have always been terrible, from literally day 1. I don't even tell anyone I watch MMA, I only talk about it with the boys at the gym or on Cred Forums.
Camden Cruz
abandoned our good seats to go sit up at the top with the real fight fans. Instead of faggots taking selfies and being cunts, all the bros had stats pulled up
Lucas Lopez
I'm picking Emmett because stepping up on short notice and koing Lamas like that makes me think he's something special.
Bentley Garcia
Yeah I'm not disagreeing with you there. Though some Fight Night's do have it bad. The picks are just bad though, whether it's regular /heem/ posters or not, they're still "/heem/ picks"
Elijah Evans
/r/ing Black beast punching tybura and ending up in half-guard.
Hws are horrible but comedy gold.
Anthony Kelly
Nobody actually takes heem picks seriously except the bong.
John Foster
When he started his mma career. Getting KO'd by grapplers like werdum...
Justin Peterson
...
Lincoln Taylor
I unironically do, I've yet to win a solo and it bothers me
Charles Foster
You said Yancy would win lmao
Joshua Hernandez
retard alert
David Wright
Honestly, Israel Adesanya was extremely unimpressive, but they said he might be the next Jon Jones.
Now Curtis Millbender barely manages to beat a non-roided Thiago Alves and people are making Jon Jones comparisons :/
David Rivera
>too young to remember tap-out
Jeremiah Taylor
Most people around seemed pretty chill. The amount of TUFF Guy assholes was through the roof tho. Just a bunch of drunk assholes that think they're gonna be the next Rogaine on commentary was really killing my boner
Levi Jones
naw dawg JUST BLEED bros were everywhere. I was expecting more drunk fucks fighting but beer was too expensive for that i guess.
Wyatt Baker
Stop friend simulating you sperg, this isn't who you think it is. I'm done with this one, it's 6 in the morning ffs do something else other than pretend you know people Not really, I said they're shit, someone debated it, a point was proven. Pretty simple really. I'm done with it now though, spastics have latched on and I cba
Lincoln Nelson
Can someone fire this dumb motherfucker already. Soon as the fight starts and I see herb dean I knew it was going to be a shit show. Yancy clearly out of the fight and falls face first, herb dean does nothing for another 5 pointless strikes. Fuck these ref's are making it impossible for me to enjoy a god damn fight.
New york ref's, herb dean, Mazzagatti, yamasaki, etc, etc.
I don't watch other sports. Are all the refs in other sports just as shit?
Austin White
They were saying Israel was Jon Jones before he even fought in the UFC It's ridiculous ffs
Leo Smith
>Israel Adesanya was extremely unimpressive,
Disagree. He showed how he can handle a little bit of wrestling and then showed off some very impressive striking, he can hit from anywhere with any limb.
Just because he didn't get a le epic spinning quadruple heel explosion kick doesn't mean it wasn't impressive
Millender was against a depleted guy but he did well, excited to see his next fight
Luke Taylor
This is so you.
Colton Young
I know right, he does not eye-poke and does not use steroids. He is nothing like jones. These people need to relax with the comparisons.
Cooper Parker
t. soyboy pussy
Julian Ramirez
Don't respond to it
Isaiah Nelson
>Are all the refs in other sports just as shit?
Lucas Jenkins
Refs being terrible is a common sports trope. Can't think of a single sport that doesn't suffer from bad referees.
Oliver Brown
WWE
David Long
joe's going in deep
Samuel Diaz
Mandrama isn't a sport. They have crooked refs as part of the storylines every week.
Daniel Lewis
Have you ever watched more than one Yancy fight? Damn he's a pressure fighter through and through, he's like a long lost Diaz brother also you said Cerrone would be able to submit him if it hits the ground. Yancy has better jiu jitsu than him and is also the bigger man. Bad fight for Cowboy.
Yancy is a bad stylistic match-up cause Cowboy can't fight moving backwards just like Luke. If you pressure him a little he breaks.
Cerrone doesn't like being pressured and Yancy is the ultimate pressure fighter, has a good chin and is no slouch on the ground. I wouldn't be surprised if Yancy won in round 1.
Jonathan Howard
snooker
Logan Morris
this
Jayden Perez
Did you lose money bud?
Michael Gomez
To be fair, Yancy was catching Cowboy over the top until Cowboy's Slow Start debuff wore off and he found the timing to counter.
Josiah Robinson
>I am 8-1 in UFC/Bellator Main Events this year
Fear me bros, I'm having a great year
Kayden Cruz
??????? He started his MMA career in Pride, where he KOd legends like Cro Cop. He didn't fight Werdum until fucking UFC 180 you absolute caz.
Robert Walker
Yancy wins the rematch for sure though my man 100%
Jonathan Wood
Good ol breakdown bong
Owen Gomez
there's been 9 bellators this year wtf?
Samuel Bell
Japanese Kendo refs are supernaturally good. It's fucking ridiculous, I've never seen nor heard of a bad call from them.
Jonathan Baker
You misread his post because Americans don't do punctuation sosij role
Jaxon Jackson
Mark hunt is as much a high level striker as artem is. Literally nothing about his striking stands out other than le walk off meme.
Idiota
Jayden Wright
This might be the dumbest bongpost ive ever read
Brayden Jackson
UFC plus Bellator. 6 UFC, 3 Bellator
Jaxon Sanders
oh i misread, mb
Tyler Parker
USADA's next victim
Elijah Turner
You're a bit of a fucking moron eh? >idiota Dumb fucking spic
Cooper Baker
I kinda like him, he seems chill
Brandon Davis
There's levels to this shit. No way in hell was it as bad as McGregor fans.
Easton Thomas
Ive legit heard people say mcgregor could knock out lesnar (those were the only fighters they knew).
Gabriel Allen
I accept your concession idiota
>hunt is a beast my guy a hunnit percent
Aiden Moore
Those tits look like they're filled with man milk.
Zachary Gutierrez
I really hate this el goblino manlet. Skipped the line at 145 (the division with the most prospects) thanks to Faber. A beast like volkanovski or ZABIT should be fighting ranked guys
Parker Roberts
PED abuse?
Charles Cooper
He missed weight too
Joseph Watson
>wanting refs to do their job better than some average guy from the street means you're a pussy
Zachary Sanders
Imagine being such a cazzie you think a K1 GP winner is a bad striker.
Justin Anderson
Imagine thinking Tony isn't gonna get smeshed
Adrian Anderson
>WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY
When did having a speech impediment become cool?
Ayden Myers
A high level striker from the early 00's couldn't even lace Artem's gloves today idiota.
Choo choo
Benjamin Turner
Imagine people on heem posting without trying to adhere to it's faggoty thread culture.
Aiden Mitchell
I can't imagine it, sorry my guy
Jonathan Hernandez
If more people in the world were like Sage “Thank you sir” Northcutt we wouldn’t have a need for war or fighting
Adrian Ward
Kebab will be removed, and Conor will stay retired because Tony draws 0 PPV buys
Nathaniel Thomas
Based Jeremy to get the w.
Thomas Nelson
>what kind of cliche tattoo you want senpai? >all of them
Cameron Edwards
millender did better than israel against a much better opponent (depleted or not)
Elijah Torres
What did he mean by this?
Adam Young
"Do Drugs Kids"
Elijah Miller
>there are people who dispute the GOAT status of Jon Jones
Jackson Mitchell
>there are people who think a person who needed steroids to beat a 40 year man is the GOAT
John Hughes
We're the picks goofed?
Isaac Reed
>got submitted by vitor (lol) but saved due to freak genetics >ducked dan henderson >lost to alexander gustafsson >lost to matt hamil >saved by the bell against chael sonnen >eye pokes every single opponent >got rocked by lyoto machida >no punching power >drug using criminal >uses steroids to cheat and doesnt even hide it >got belt-cucked and legacy-cucked by a fat manlet
when you really think about it, jon jones sucks lol
Leo Hughes
Who ready for my boy James Vick to take over the lw division? Vick bless lads, he's fighting for the title soon
Oliver Ross
I love the cutaway before he lights up. Just imagine the guys in the broadcast van freaking out.
Better get on board the hype train now while there is still time
Joshua Cruz
Derrick Lewis is the heavyweight champ we deserve
Luke Evans
NEW NEW NEW
Levi Sanders
>no other fighter whose beaten a draw has become a draw themselves, or even had their draw power impacted >redditors think Nate Diaz is the one exception to this rule in one hundred years of combat sports history It's honestly kind of sad.
Evan Anderson
Beast vs Predator is unironically a bigger fight than DC vs Stipocic
Landon Evans
Based
Jeremiah Ramirez
Sosij role?
Bentley James
early stoppage, dirty fucking herb strikes again.
Lincoln Wright
Why didn't they take the fight then?
Zachary Reed
Marc diakese vs Sage northcutt in the works
Carter Wood
>Rich >Literal Chad Why does Sage fight at all? He doesn't need to.
Cooper Perez
He's very Christian and knows that Jesus loves heems.
Aaron Diaz
I saw a dude at a Rave with a a portrait of Zyzz on his chest and Zyzz tattooed on his shoulder .
Eli Nguyen
Gyno
Easton Jenkins
I love sage, but I don't think he's ready for Marc Diakese
Wyatt Smith
He was lucky to win tonight, he still panics every time he gets hit
Hudson Wright
is that orc from the lawler clan?
Jack Hill
>20+ early
Dafuq
Evan Brown
How does he take any punches with that beard in the way
Jayden Howard
>grandpa, who are those men on your leg >i don't know, son, too many blows to the head