/HEEM/

02/17 - Polaris Pro: Polaris 6 - 1:30pm ET
02/17 - Eddie Bravo Invitational 15: The Featherweights - 9pm ET
02/18 - UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs. Medeiros - 10pm ET
02/23 - ACB 81: Dubai - 11am ET
02/23 - TKO 42: Laramie vs. Nogueira - 8pm ET
02/24 - Cage Warriors 90 - 1pm ET
02/24 - UFC ON FOX 28: Emmett vs. Stephens - 9pm ET
03/02 - LFA 34: Watley vs Jenkins - 7pm ET
03/02 - Bellator 195: Caldwell vs. Higo - 9pm ET
03/03 - Glory 51: Rotterdam
03/03 - KSW 42: Narkun vs. Khalidov - 10am ET
03/03 - Cage Warriors 91: Reed vs. Kovacevic - 1pm ET
03/03 - UFC 222: Holloway vs. Edgar - 10pm ET
03/09 - BAMMA 34: Lohore vs. Brazier - 4:30pm ET
03/17 - UFC Fight Night 127: - 9pm ET
03/10 - ACB 83: Brazil - 12am ET
03/24 - ONE FC: Nguyen vs. Fernandes - 7am ET
03/24 - Cage Warriors 92: Wood vs. Iovine - 1pm ET
03/24 - Invicta FC 28: Jandiroba vs. Morandin - 8:00pm ET
03/28 - Alaska FC 138: - 11:59pm ET
04/07 - UFC 223 : Ferguson vs. Nurmagomedov - 10pm ET
04/13 - Bellator 196: Primus vs. Chandler II - 9pm ET
04/14 - UFC ON FOX 29 : Gaethje vs. Poirier - 9pm ET
04/18 - Alaska FC 139: - 11:59pm ET
04/28 - Bellator 197: Emelianenko vs. Mir - 9pm ET
05/16 - Alaska FC 140: - 11:59pm ET
06/09 - KSW 43: Bedorf vs Pudzianowski - 10am ET

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bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-14/instead-of-killing-boxing-the-ufc-plans-to-use-it-as-a-lifeline
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Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti

Cuckald Cuckboy Cuckroni was never my boy.

how dare you

Go blow a dog
Based cowboy ham is and will always be my boy.

Reminder that only a dribbling retard wouldn't bet and take the easy money that based Sage is preparing.

Team Alpha Sage is on another level

bongs and bings till' fights?

Just another Alpha Fail.

2 bongs to the early prelims
3 bongs to the prelims
5 bongs to the main card

This kid's really going to shake up the world of UFC, I unironically think he will be the next Conor-in-the-making, he's got such skill for just a kid. It also helps that he is extremely handsome and easily marketable.

>Polite
>Friendly
>Always has a smile
>Likable
>Funny
>Charming
>Handsome
>Athletic
>Talented
>Beautiful striking
>Slightly awkward
>White

Explain HOW someone cannot like this man without being
>Faggot
>Douche
>Racist minority
>White cuck
>Soy boy

Sage is a hypejob. Name one decent fighter he has beat

He beat that Ricky Martin guy.

Was there any sara moras bunda from the weigh ins yesterday?

the skinny fat cholo

>tfw been posting on /heem/ since the beginning
>Piana posting
>Sage posting
>PVZ posting
>Bisping posting
>THAT'S MY BOY posting
>Ngannou posting
>Conor posting
>Anderson posting
>and more
>all of them faded
>only one remained

GOAT

>Hypejob

He is training with the best fighters in the world, honing every facet of his skills and expanding his arsenal. This kid is going places and maybe you will see that when he turns Gouti in to a bloody pulp.

Martin has 0(zero) wins the ufc

Micheal quinones has 0(zero) wins the ufc

>coral springs

Schaub posting is relatively new

Literally who?

Schaub truly is god

Schaub bless lads

>implying beating up some can Frenchman is impressive

Literally the least physically threatening Europeans.

Guys, is Brandy Sour a good drink?

>the first Brendan Schaub post was made in 2015

Girl who you think you trickin? I put my whole fist in.

Cerrone
Tybura
Vick
Millender
Peterson
Sage

Are we going to see his signature move again - turtling up like a total bitch after he gets hit?

that was in fact me my man

schaub bless

Is Brisket Sub a good sandwich?

Wow what a totally brilliant original insight, are you Zane Simon by any chance?

hey what ever happened to Bjorns meme union

Cowboy
Tybura
Vick
Pitbull
Peterson
Sage

whoa bjorn is a pretty big guy

Kinda flabby and greasy to be honest.

Cerrone
Lewis
Trinaldo
Alves
Peterson
Sage

It was broken in about 2 days after they figured out they had zero leverage. All those fighters are represented by CAA, one of WME's rivals in the agency business, it was part of a larger proxy war

YANCY YANCY YANCY
TYBURA
TRINALDO
THIAGO
DAVIS
SAGE

He’s 6’0, those other dudes are like 5’11.

Cerrone
Tybura
Vick
Millender
Peterson
Sage

There was no union. GSP is a master manipulator. It was all a power play, leverage to fuck with the UFC if they wouldn't pay him a ton for the Bisping fight. They did and it went away. Shame too because Cain is done, dude wish he had a pension. Cerrone too. Kennedy got USADA'd. GSP = master politician.

Why does his tattoo say “Pro Barf”?

>Sage is winning in picks 38-4

Has there ever been a bigger margin?

>Property Of: That pornstar bitch I beat half to death

I piss on your chimpo lesbo waifus and post a real woman and fighter who put her hands in blood every time she fights

I think only one person picked Cachoeira over Shev

Property of Baret Yoshida. All the guys in prison love it.

>Cain is done, dude wish he had a pension.
he must be worth a couple million though

>Not posting the webm

Cowboy
Tybura
Cisco
Millender
Peterson
Sage

100% sure those people are being ironic or contrarian too, lmao.

nice

Not when your spine is all fucked up and your knees are worse then Shoguns. I don't know about saved money either DC said he's finally going to crack 7 figures with the Stipe fight. Plus Cain hasn't fought for a long time. Gym fees,insurance,agent,JUST.

Yeah if Shogun's knees were at sea level I'm sure he would be a beast 100%

Have another

I really like your... old... face... and *gag* masculine... body, babe... Very *gag* sexy...

If Cat Zingano were a food she'd be Kraft macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs, served with Kool Aid in a plastic cup.

>DC said he's finally going to crack 7 figures with the Stipe fight
dude, what the fuck. top tier mma fighters should make more than that. part of why i want the ufc to become more popular is so these fucks can get just compensation for getting CTE'd over the course of 10-20 years. hoopball players risk acl tears and broken noses, but get 100M. these mma fuckers gotta get flying kneed for 20k often times.

Nah she a smash burger

everyone wants to make more money...

Gtfo you socialist fag

goodnight

I don't care how white trash she is as long as she can still beat the shit out of people

>Retards should get paid 100's of millions to be smacked in the face.

>Wendy's employees should be paid $15/hr

Medeiross
Tyburaa
Vickk
Alvess
Daviss
Northcut

This was a great fight. Unironically the greatest WMMA fight of all time

i was literally advocating for an increase in popularity so that fighters could get both healthcare and reasonable compensation without driving their employers into bankruptcy, you fucking retarded faggot.
if you can't afford the cost of doing business, you don't get to cut corners and stay open.
the long term ramifications of a high performance job often requires a lot of attention after their careers end. personally, i feel a lot of athletes are overpaid but most of the roster isn't making much more than a middle class to upper middle class family. add onto that the possibility of having hundreds of thousands in medical expenses, training camps, etc associated with those wins and it's very very possible for these dudes to end up poor and permanently damaged. if the pay doesn't get increased to compensate for the negative ramifications, there should at least be a degree of responsibility of the promoters (UFC/rizin/etc) to cover medical expenses that are direct results of damage they sustain over their careers

Weirld enough, he improved his style significantly.

MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM....

YEAH

MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY MUNNY TEAM

Do you think Wendy's hamburger preparers need $25.99/hr as well?

>Trying to argue with the brain-dead retards that frequent /heem/

So fucked up no one told them to just box Ronda.

Cerrone
Tybura
Vick
Millender
Davis
Sage

>hey Cat, so what you're gonna do is, keep distance and counter Ronda's sloppy and aggressive boxing
>"k watch this"
>Cat proceeds to launch herself like a Falcon rocket into Ronda's wheelhouse
>"tf man, she tough as hell"

WMMA IS A FUCKING JOKE AND ONLY FAGS ARE LAUGHING

no, that's a minimal skill job with little to no risk associated with it. there is an argument for having hours, promotions, etc. prioritize those who are in the most need. for example, if two people are both trying to get an increase to their hourly wage or hours per week it's reasonable to say that someone with kids to feed or rent to pay should be put before the 15 year old who lives with their kids, assuming that their job performance is roughly identical.
people can work 40+ hours a week and not make enough to pay rent in some cases, and are unable to change jobs due to a variety of factors. i am absolutely in favor of regulations being put in place that prevent the mistreatment of employees.

*who lives with their parents, sorry.

fuck it would be awesome working at wendys for 26/hr

No, I’m a chef at Wendy’s and I make 8.75/hr at the age of 37.

i want to kill the guy with the camera behind her and get his place

Why is BJJ no longer effective in MMA? Why are all fights now boxing matches + ground & pound?

At thirty fucking seven you don't have the work experience to get a slightly better job? Really my guy?

Do you still have chili chips and cheese?

Because it's a meme
Woodley and CC exposed it

Because the skill gap has narrowed enough that basically every fighter in the UFC has enough knowledge of defensive BJJ to avoid being submitted by even very good grapplers.

It’s a meme, you dip!

30 ips i think we are heeming ourselves (inside)

it's still effective, but there are more wrestlers than ever in the ufc that neutralize a lot of jiu jitsu's ground control. wrestlers, at least from what i see, don't tend to go for submissions but rather try to deal enough damage on the ground to wear down or finish their opponent.

I really used to like chili chips and cheese.

>i am absolutely in favor of regulations being put in place that prevent the mistreatment of employees.

t. SJW commie scum, fuck you

Traditional bjj isn't and specialists will die after Maia retires. Everyone trains bjj now even the guys that make fun of it, it isn't black magic anymore. Remember a couple years back leglockers were finishing everybody? Well not anymore because people know how to defend them now.

The type of bjj that seems to be the next big things is the style Tony Ferguson and Ortega which is snatching submissions off of the clinch and front headlock

>Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
25-20 Yancy
>Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
30-15 BB, sidenote, when this image was posted it was 29-8 BB, then 7 of the next 8 picked Tycan, why?
>James Vick vs. Francisco Trinaldo
>Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
>Steven Peterson vs. Brandon Davis
>Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
41-4 lmao

unless you are bj penn, it takes time to become a bjj master and adapt it to modern MMA, many high level bjj practitioners are very purist and only train bjj

ancap tears are delicious
10PJJ is the future. give it a few years, and the bravo invitational will spawn a handful of the next generation greats

6ft 190lbs

I could bang with any of you

So you believe in the values of communism? Lmao, literally mentally ill

...

Ew! I’m not banging a dude! That’s gay, bro!

Lemme bang bro!

tbf her husband just killed himself

5'11 and 185 but it seems I keep trading fat for muscle as I am stronger but am always 180-185

5'6'' 145 what are you gonna fucking do bro?

Cerrone
Tybura
trinaldo
alves
peterson
sage

ancaps are idiots
they think you can have flying cars without government regulation

that's why i am someone who thinks there shoud literally be no laws or rules or structure too bad i got arrested for living that way lmfao @ low test cucks

>6ft
>barely making it past manlet lvl
wew you had some luck there little man

*heems you* *walks around the ring loudly proclaiming that I ain’t a homo!*

this was a great fight cause it was a catfight or a bitchfight in the streets.When you see a wmma fight full of technical moves then this fight is dogshit cause women are too clumsy to punch.Put them on the ground or in the clinch and you have your fight

One fc
youtube.com/watch?v=svonrTDFkyM

5th Amendment

they are more naive than idiots, the simple fact that they believe that the non aggression principle will work in real life just shows that they know nothing about how human relations work

LEMME BANG AGAIN BRO

fif amenmen

only cobra kai could save mma

no

This card is pretty decent.

I'm interested to see how Derrick Lewis does considering he has had back problems.

what are the rules for piracy here?

The early early prelims are live
youtu.be/W8IX-tnJnYs

Nice tribute pic.

...

mmastreams.reddit.com for all your streaming needs is the one rule you need to know.

Anything goes here lad

fuck your reddit gay shit. Allwrestling.org master AIDS race

check the guy on the left

I really wish this guy was still fighting at UFC.

So i can acestream your mom getting fucked

He's a shit fighter but the meme potential is through the roof

Man, tattoos are so fucking gay. I'm so tired of these nu-male fuccbois acting all tough because they had the "balls" to imitate their entire social circle and paint themselves up with the same cliche sleeves and chest pieces that every other young "I'm a tuff guy" male has these days.

who should Mendes fight in his return?

needs a bangbros label

Yup. No tattoos masterrace here!

Yeah but why would anyone give a fuck about anything

Rodriguez maybe

For once I agree with a leaf.

BIGGULP promo code works on Fight Pass again lads

Rejoice!

i dont like tattoos or cody either. I posted this photo for the cobra kai guy

hmmm how about Bektic

USASDA

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

LEAFS HAVE THE TITLE

He vacated bro

>imblying Trudeau allows you to watch porn


kys cumslurping faggot leaf piece of shit.


What is your favourite spinning technique in MMA?

The welterweight & middleweight belts honestly belong to Canada at this point

Volkanovski

Getting tattoos just shows you're a complete brainlet desu
What could possibly be so important you need to write in on your skin forever

...

thats a good idea, they are the same type of muscular turbo manlet build

lol at i am vpn montreal(that isnt banned for once) but am still canadian.

...

rip zyzz brah. never forget.

would zyzz be middleweight champ if he was still alive?

youtube.com/watch?v=7UFevvNYdUw

Post STRELKA heems.

he would be a president by now

What do you think she's like in person?

...

0:02 Conor

This. I think I'm the only person among my meatheaded friends/family that isn't covered with dumb shit. GSP and Werdum are unironically the only fighters with tattoos that I've ever liked.

That bitch is deepthroating Rich Piana in whatever the faggot equivalent of heaven is.

I'm going to go out on a limb and predict the midget wins.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=pX3uMWkNE8s

Heem vs asp.

Is this the Bellator HW GP?

Can confirm. Only the Greek waifu jumper picked the crackhead.

what's the fite pass promo code?

Chubby fuckers has balls getting in the ring with a trained fighter with zero fighting skills though

15 minutes until the fights
there is still time for you to buy fightpass

>get knocked down
>opponent swarms, kicks sand fucking everywhere
>all in your mouth and eyes

not good

>buy
The only thing ill buy is khabibs excuse when he pulls out of the fight for the 3rd time.

Cerrone
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Davis
Northcutt

>Not throwing sand in his eyes and reversing him
ammy tictacs tbqhwy

Scouse is one of the weirdest English accents I've ever heard.

what's the best deliberate misspelling of brendan schaub?

Search "a good fighter" in the 4plebs archive and take your pick. There's pages and pages.

Bramblebee FUCKING Sploobert

shes probably an uppity bitch

Schlob always makes me smile.

Brindumb shibe!!!

Lewis Vs Ngannou

Does everyone know where they are tonight?

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Brenedick schumbersnatch

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Did you see the Bloomberg article talking about drop in ratings for the UFC.

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-14/instead-of-killing-boxing-the-ufc-plans-to-use-it-as-a-lifeline

Bliben Shube

I don't think the UFC care about the drop considering last year was their most profitable year.

In my basement with my favourite friend simulator in front of me and a night of fights about to start.

A place called comfy.

Braapton

There's not going to be a MayMac spectacle to save them every year.

Damn. I'm right there with ya. Except for the basement part. Alone in my condo instead

None of them are funny and neither are any of you. Clean your fingers and get a life.

A lot of that came from massive budget and staff cuts which can only happen once. They still owe billions

Less negotiation power when it comes to TV deals. Their contract with fox expires at the end of this year.

Medeiros will heem Cowboy

Who the fuck's voice is that commentating with Jimmy Smith?

Fitzgerald.

BOORPLE SPLEEP

>coral springs

He has a slight shred of a Goldie vibe desu

Branple Splubb

Where's our money going then lads?

does this guy now hold the record for worst tattoo in the ufc?

>American card
>Martinez is announcing anyways
Fuck, it's never the same without Buffer.

cowboys going to lose again isn't he?

what happens when the ufc cuts him? he goes to bellator and fights cans?

Damn, UFC is going full on B-team tonight. Don't really mind it

looks like Goober's tattoo but uglier

As bad as that is, I still think Belcher's Johnny Cash tattoo is the worst I've ever seen

fights are on. picks are finished.

there's only one thing left to decide: what is the goof image?

even used the b-team lighting guy

He has some competition

One of showtimes executives implied they were going to make a play for that TV deal. Fox are going to be competing against Showtime.

ooohhhh Luciana good lord

Pai-chot-uh

There can still be picks up to the main card

I gotta go with Elkins’ Beavis and Butthead title card chest tattoo.

GAMETHREAD WHEN

weird fight

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Buben Shlob

heme sorta sleepy

Yes. Fuck that's a disgusting tattoo. Even worse than Cain's retarded brown pride tattoo and Belcher's cash tattoo. People think is the worst tattoo in mma but I think it's one of the best because it really goes with the way elkins fights and his personality

HEEEEEEMM SLEEEPY

good evening, everyone

I honestly hope you get hepatitis.

BREEBLE SPOOGE'd

right here my man

shit stoppage

JUST HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Oh for sure the way he was clinging to his leg taking half a dozen unanswered shots to the head constitutes intelligent defense.

that was just more shitting match-making from the nu-fc

Williams looks like a white supremacist lmao

>wings
>flames
>chains

the shitty tattoo triumvirate

good luck with that calendar

>T. Blunder splurb

Rose is like 800% uglier without hair.

uh ah ah ah

Barber Skub

And hereeee we go

sorry,I dint see a head bounce off the canvas

for sure noone has ever recoverd from strikes from the full mount my man

He was completely out and didnt even know where he was when he woke up

>autism

you can probably say that about any 25 year old woman

is it a 3am main card event even on a sunday? (gmt)

Literally every time

I saw someone float the idea that separate networks might have exclusive deals for certain fighters. I like the idea of UFC ceding production to other people and letting the networks do their own promotion. It would help guys stand out and would provide a breath of fresh air.

What about Till's Paige Vanzant tattoo

yes

What was Cowboy acting in?

>mfw the soylent arrives

Sounds awful.

>all the streams are getting heemed
fuck it, I'm getting Fight Pass™. Who's with me?

How could I not, with every UFC, Pride and Strikeforce fight available at your finger tips for only $9.99 a month plus free Fight Night streaming in HD*, you're practically robbing the UFC.

>soyboy striking coach

Bet the farm on yancy

FUCK DANA THE MADMAN

Netflix shit. It was in 2016 anyways. Gibson and Jackson-Wink are full of shit, as usual

i'm watching a stream but it's some goof being interviewed

thanks for the webm, been looking for it for a while now. i want to kiss rose

He was in its always sunny in Philadelphia

>the ufc tv deal will be worth less than it was last time

yall fucking insane. theyre gonna be bathing in money

Cerrone
Tybura
Vick
Millender
Davis
Northcutt

Every Fight??

>if Tybura beats Lewis, he should fight Ronda

What’s wrong with Weidman?

this music tho

>Alex Morono

Josh Burkman will get heemed for the 5th time in a row



You have no idea what that means.

Its an ideal to strive for, not reality. "Dont agress on people and you're good."

Cerrone
Lewis
Vick
Alves
Peterson
Northcutt

LEZ DO DA DAMN TING
WE /pigeon/ NOW
I GREW HERE
U FLEW HERE
BRING BACK DA DAMN /queen/
FREE HAWAII
DIS AINT UR MOMMAS MAINLAND BRUDDAH
YANCY "KILLAHAOLE" MADEIROS
TIME TO KILL A COWBOY 2.0
GET IT BRUDDAH

>Paddy Pimblett advert on fight pass

LMAO biggest fraud in the game

CM Punk would smash him

Bet on Sage, Curtis, Lewis and main event ending in stoppage. Good bet?

This Pudilova chick has baggy ass eyes.

Looks like a young female Jim Mattis.

Shit standup.

Lads, what kind of mutt is this momo?
I guess they call them pikeys in potato-land but what particularly? Just look at this la creatura..

le 56%

Have Europeans never seen Latinos? Just pretend they're Muslims if it helps you.

Nothing like getting heemed in the nuts

It's crazy thinking this probably wont be the most JUST BLEED fotn with yancy and cowboy on the card

you sound like a rube, and while i acknowledge that you're probably not a rube, you still talk and think like one

Where is post fight press conference?

WHERE IS THE WEBM?

Is he back? I'm thinking he's back

El abominacion

Rate the event out of ten

8/10 great night, only downside is lack of meaningful matchups

>Is supposed to be a world class striker
>Gets rocked multiple times by a can

What was meant by this performance?

Prime Kenny Florian would heem James Vick

Why is his bicep so fucked up looking

Solid 7, great night, great fights only the wraslin froggy and mr hungry skelly fucked it desu

honestly, 10/10 because the lack of meaningful matchups made my excitement low. Greatly exceeded expectations

Vick, sage, tall black guy, and black beass fights were all meaningful

5.6/10

>daily reminder that Cowboy's post fight/mid fight hugs and buddy buddy shit are a tactic to allow him to settle into a comfortable rhythm and ease opponents pressure
disingenuous t b h, everyone knows Cowboy spaghettis when you put the pressure on him and get in his face

He doesn't do proper extension reps, probably barely lifts

He gets more puss than you

Weird, from he other cowboy fight it seemed that Yancy could take a much harder punch.

steroids from an early age

this was honestly one of the best events in a while, so many cool moments

get out of your fuckin moms basment youll never be a drawl

>tfw all my boys won
>tfw no wmma
>tfw lots of KO's

What is happening here, I need a weasel breakdown

>world class striker
I hope your not talking about his karate trophies or take karate seriously
>Le leave your chin out technique

Only Vick was meaningful and he needed to finish to actually make a mark

Just goes to show my boy is for real

no

High bicep insertion.

That Cowboy Olivera fight probably took 5 years off his life

Every card so far

>FN 124 Choi/Stephens
4/10
>UFC 220 Miocic/Ngannou
6.5/10
>UFC on Fox 27 Jacare/Brunson II
5/10
>UFC Fight Night 125 Machida/Anders
5/10
>UFC 221 Rockhold/Romero
8.5/10
>UFC Fight Night 126 Cowboy/Medeiros
8/10

next brazilian champion on the UFC right here.

Just bad insertions.

Till will be champ m8
The kids a fucking animal

What is it about California fighters that triggers soyboys so much? Nothing but vitriol towards Team alpha Male and Team 209 in these threads tonight.

We're better than you. Deal with it.

Is she going to touch him lads?

Darren till is a huge 170er, weighs 200 on fight night. Mederios is a small, tubby 170er

We get it man, Till is an ANIMAL. We get it

>both Olivi and Sanko on the shitty post-fight show
wew

Nah
Friendly Cowboy is a meme but you're off your rocker if you don't think fighters don't enter the cage with the worst of intentions regardless of circumstance
Arlovski sent Browne several circles deep into the shadow realm and cried about it after and apologized to his parents or some shit, but in the cage he looked like he wanted to kill him
I just don't think Medeiros took it carefully enough. It's common knowledge now that Cowboy doesn't do too well against pressure fighters, but you still need to be diligent in your approach lest you get heemed on the way in

This.
California fighters are the best in the world, thats why
Pic related

>le kicked out of the nicest guy in jiu jitsu's gym man

When will you commit suicide already?

cmon bud 220 was a solid 8 of a card, all the literal whos came through, only 1 stinker of a fight.

Never, suicide is for betas and I'm alpha as fuck.

Francis Ngannou

More like Francis NigCanWho

>Cody loses
>Emmet gunna get stomped by Stephens
>Sage can't get a knockout and he's a striker, his takedown defense is shit
>Cynthia Cavillo loses and gets busted for weed
im from Cali, TAM is shit they waste all their money on PR and pretty mats.

Diaz bros for life though

Lel

yea but not really

And I only caught the main card because I accidentally slept through despite 3 (THREE) alarms
;_;

dude weed

>le quirky int maymay xD

What was she thinking?

Fight Night 126 Cerrone vs. Medeiros
Official Picks Results

>Northcutt vs. Gouti
45/49 (91.8%)
>Peterson vs. Davis
32/49 (65.3%)
>Alves vs. Millender
14/49 (28.6%)
>Vick vs. Trinaldo
40/49 (81.6%)
>Lewis vs. Tybura
33/49 (67.3%)
>Cerrone vs. Medeiros
24/49 (49.0%)

>Complete Goofs
N/A
>1 fight correct
N/A
>2 fights correct
4/49 (8.2%)
>3 fights correct
13/49 (26.5%)
>4 fights correct
20/49 (40.8%)
>5 fights correct
11/49 (22.4%)
>Perfect Picks
1/49 (2.0%)

Good night of picks for /heem/. Only the darkest of dark horses goofed a clear majority of people.

Cowboy vs Karmaru Usman
Medeiros vs Perry/Griffin loser
Black Beast vs Ngannou
Tybura vs Golm
Vick vs Iaquinta/Felder winner
Trinaldo vs Charles Oliveira
Sage Northcutt vs Diego Ferreira

Francis GOATnou has you worked up

>this grown man is dumber than me

>this is no longer Dora exploring

>I hope no one sees me on those Chinese Cartoon discussion websites

Reminder that 'back control', 'rear mount', or 'back mount' as it's called in BJJ is a complete meme in MMA. There is only one reliable attack from there, the gloves make it difficult, and everyone knows exactly what you're going to do.

It's only a meme for fatties at HW who don't bother learning submissions. If werdum had any of the positions tybura had tonight he'd have subbed him

Quentin was right about everything.

>Cowboy vs Karmaru Usman
lmao what
I don't want to see Cowboy ragdolled by someone bigger and stronger than him

Picks next week may be 100% Cyborg
Edgar/Ortega will probably be 50/50, or 60/40 Edgar at most though

Go check how many RNC wins Werdum has. It's a meme, user. Leg rides are better. Outside of MMA, it's much easier to get a hand across the neck so backmount isn't as bad.

theres always some memer picking the underdog

youtube.com/watch?v=_EfSU4Ezf7k

Lol cowboy should embrace his role as gatekeeper to the top 10...not fight actual prospects. Maybe they can try and sneak Mike Perry into the rankings again by giving him cowboy. He's slowed down a lot.

/heem/ is the place where a significant number of people predicted Yair would beat Fronkie lmao

>weidman and cowboy STILL plays clash of clans

i dont feel as much of a loser now :'))

Medeiros used to fight at LHW desu

There is always that guy that takes huge underdogs every single time so that once or twice a year when he's actually right, he can pretend to be an MMA genius and expert adviser to high level gamblers.

That guy is me, irl.

False

are they doing a post-fight presser?

>no wmma
t. non-prelim watching cazzie faggot.

>Fights end
>3 people in the thread now

Every time, come on /heem/

>knows what you're going to do
doesn't mean they can stop it

You're still forcing this spergy? For shame

t. cazie

4. I'm not actually posting

RNC is the most effective submission. It's not utilized enough by fatty heavyweights, even stipe had numerous opportunities to sub ngannou and he never took them.

Someone will pick the Russian just because she's hot.

It may even be me, because I really want her to win for that reason alone.

'no'

but there was a wmma fight, and it was kind of good, just shows how great was this event.

The problem with taking the back when they are on all 4s is that you have to be low on the back for it to be effective and I bet most heavyweights don’t train the proper way to take the back

t.sperglord

It's late and heem is shit outside actual fight threads. Goodnight user.

>Rogan tells Cowboy to go up to WW
>Cowboy gets btfo
Rogan should stop

Dug it out of the archives if someone is autistic enough to tally it up

Go check the picks.

Werdum probably knows what's up

Not everyone is a NEET like (you)

did you forget the part where Cowboy went 4-0 ?

Team alpha manlet

perhaps not the best time to post this

Tybura was pissing me off so bad getting up so high, he had his chances and he goofed and got heemed. Many such cases.

t. faccia di cazzo

How come none of you are talking about NATE DIAZ lighting up that joint inside the venue?

Good on him for making his appearance about weed again. Shout out my dope smokers around the world unironically.

yes. yes he should

It's still pretty exhausting, especially if you get a body triangle locked in. Maia basically beat Masvidal that way even though he couldn't get the finish. Leg rides are sorely underused but you don't really see anybody without a wrestling background that knows how to use them, because MMA gyms are the biggest meme of all

I'm not going to tally it but I'd say that's significant given who Frankie Edgar is and who Yair is/was at the time.
Fronkie ffs, I can't remember Yair's best win at the time but he was a prospect going up against one of the best and this many people picked him. The threads were full of shite too about how Fronkie was done lmaooooooo

Why the hell was Alvarez/Poirier on the undercard anyway?

Almost like there were fights tonight
Mandrama might be more your thing

KYS degenerate scum

a fucking leaf

PPV sales are largely impulse-driven, the last fight you watch before deciding whether to buy has always been a big deal. It's typically the most important fight outside of the main & co-main

>X might be more your speed
>Y may be more suited for someone like you
>Z might be more your thing

Is this a new meme?

>Jamie

see

I am, but I already did one set of tallies tonight and I don't feel like tackling that beast right now.

I'll post the results tomorrow, just search "UFC 211 official picks results" in the archives if you don't see it.

66 people picked Frankie

44 people picked Yair

In bong land, the latter is the majority.

>FOTN
Peterson/Davis
>POTN
DLewis
>POTN
Millender

Should've been Sanchez or Morono tbqhwy, whatever

Be honest heem could you take this chimp in a fight

Tbf he said "significant number", not majority. 40% is pretty significant.

Most RNC wins in the UFC come from rocked opponents. With gloves on, RNC is easy to defend. Stipe could not finish Francis with a RNC. If Stipe tried to take Francis' back BJJ style, he would have got gadooshed like that poor Polish lad did tonight. Wrestling leg rides are so much better. That's what Stipe did, and that's why he won.

With heavyweights, you can't just RNC somebody immensely stronger than you.

Khabib, Ben Askren, Cain Velasquez, Stipe have 1 RNC win combined between the four of them. These are the grapplers the next generation of fighters need to be studying.

The best way is to get them out of turtle first.
Taking the back on an opponent in turtle is dangerous. But leg rides are safe and you don't have to break the turtle, and you can ground and pound.

Bookies had it as a pick'em. heem was more accurate on this front.

old meme mate

>Emmet Stephens next week

Who you guys got?

That is significant no matter which way you cut it for that fight given the two fighters.
Don't argue semantics, the stats have literally proven me right. Goodnight

>>FOTN
>Peterson/Davis
seriously that fight was boring

>Is this unimpressive and lanky black man the next Jon Jones?

DC is the only heavy guy who I see consistently pulling off good RNC wins, and he never looks like he's struggling going for them. Most fat fighters should try and emulate his technique cause he almost finished volcan with it as well.

UFC trying to create artificial hype for anything that has a pulse these days

Promo of the night - Best Beast

A male chimp will fuck up anybody. It will literally tear your cock off and start beating you with it.

That's more than I thought, but still a solid majority if you subtract the jackpot hunters and idiots like >Coral Springs

The odds always play a part in who people pick. Odds for that fight were dead even till fight night. Majority of heem still picked Frankie to win, majority of heem also picked stipe to win against ngannou. This place may be full of idiots but the track record of picks, especially for title fights and main events is decent

DC is thicc as fuck, it's hard to peel those stocky arms off your neck. Bodytype relative to your opponent is for sure a major consideration when it comes to grappling.

I never said the majority though. I said a significant number, and they did.
40% is ridiculous, a similar amount picked Lewis to beat Hunt (no I haven't checked but that was another bad one) /heem/ picks are awful lad, I don't know why you're trying to defend them.
I don't give a toss about the odds

Got to go the fight night with my bro. Had no idea that i'd be surrounded by drunk cazzie frat boy assholes yelling the dumbest shit. Mcgregor ruined this sport

>This won't end in a decision
>Both guys swing for the fences

>Emmet has only 3 TKOS in 13 wins
>13 of the last 18 of Jeremy Stephens fights have ended in DECs

Is Chris Weedman a cazie?

>40% is ridiculous, a similar amount picked Lewis to beat Hunt
Low level HW fights are 50-50

Any black beass webms?

Who revved you up

When did Hunt become a low level striker

Haven't been involved in this convo yet, but to be fair /heem/ PPV picks are different since there's an influx in caz fans. Notice how there's 110 picks for that 211 card and 50/60 for fight nights

It's always been like that, user. MMA fans have always been terrible, from literally day 1. I don't even tell anyone I watch MMA, I only talk about it with the boys at the gym or on Cred Forums.

abandoned our good seats to go sit up at the top with the real fight fans. Instead of faggots taking selfies and being cunts, all the bros had stats pulled up

I'm picking Emmett because stepping up on short notice and koing Lamas like that makes me think he's something special.

Yeah I'm not disagreeing with you there. Though some Fight Night's do have it bad. The picks are just bad though, whether it's regular /heem/ posters or not, they're still "/heem/ picks"

/r/ing Black beast punching tybura and ending up in half-guard.

Hws are horrible but comedy gold.

Nobody actually takes heem picks seriously except the bong.

When he started his mma career. Getting KO'd by grapplers like werdum...

...

I unironically do, I've yet to win a solo and it bothers me

You said Yancy would win lmao

retard alert

Honestly, Israel Adesanya was extremely unimpressive, but they said he might be the next Jon Jones.

Now Curtis Millbender barely manages to beat a non-roided Thiago Alves and people are making Jon Jones comparisons :/

>too young to remember tap-out

Most people around seemed pretty chill. The amount of TUFF Guy assholes was through the roof tho. Just a bunch of drunk assholes that think they're gonna be the next Rogaine on commentary was really killing my boner

naw dawg JUST BLEED bros were everywhere. I was expecting more drunk fucks fighting but beer was too expensive for that i guess.

Stop friend simulating you sperg, this isn't who you think it is. I'm done with this one, it's 6 in the morning ffs do something else other than pretend you know people
Not really, I said they're shit, someone debated it, a point was proven. Pretty simple really. I'm done with it now though, spastics have latched on and I cba

Can someone fire this dumb motherfucker already. Soon as the fight starts and I see herb dean I knew it was going to be a shit show. Yancy clearly out of the fight and falls face first, herb dean does nothing for another 5 pointless strikes. Fuck these ref's are making it impossible for me to enjoy a god damn fight.

New york ref's, herb dean, Mazzagatti, yamasaki, etc, etc.

I don't watch other sports. Are all the refs in other sports just as shit?

They were saying Israel was Jon Jones before he even fought in the UFC
It's ridiculous ffs

>Israel Adesanya was extremely unimpressive,

Disagree. He showed how he can handle a little bit of wrestling and then showed off some very impressive striking, he can hit from anywhere with any limb.

Just because he didn't get a le epic spinning quadruple heel explosion kick doesn't mean it wasn't impressive

Millender was against a depleted guy but he did well, excited to see his next fight

This is so you.

I know right, he does not eye-poke and does not use steroids. He is nothing like jones. These people need to relax with the comparisons.

t. soyboy pussy

Don't respond to it

>Are all the refs in other sports just as shit?

Refs being terrible is a common sports trope. Can't think of a single sport that doesn't suffer from bad referees.

WWE

joe's going in deep

Mandrama isn't a sport.
They have crooked refs as part of the storylines every week.

Have you ever watched more than one Yancy fight? Damn he's a pressure fighter through and through, he's like a long lost Diaz brother also you said Cerrone would be able to submit him if it hits the ground. Yancy has better jiu jitsu than him and is also the bigger man. Bad fight for Cowboy.

Yancy is a bad stylistic match-up cause Cowboy can't fight moving backwards just like Luke. If you pressure him a little he breaks.

Cerrone doesn't like being pressured and Yancy is the ultimate pressure fighter, has a good chin and is no slouch on the ground. I wouldn't be surprised if Yancy won in round 1.

snooker

this

Did you lose money bud?

To be fair, Yancy was catching Cowboy over the top until Cowboy's Slow Start debuff wore off and he found the timing to counter.

>I am 8-1 in UFC/Bellator Main Events this year

Fear me bros, I'm having a great year

??????? He started his MMA career in Pride, where he KOd legends like Cro Cop. He didn't fight Werdum until fucking UFC 180 you absolute caz.

Yancy wins the rematch for sure though my man 100%

Good ol breakdown bong

there's been 9 bellators this year wtf?

Japanese Kendo refs are supernaturally good. It's fucking ridiculous, I've never seen nor heard of a bad call from them.

You misread his post because Americans don't do punctuation sosij role

Mark hunt is as much a high level striker as artem is. Literally nothing about his striking stands out other than le walk off meme.

Idiota

This might be the dumbest bongpost ive ever read

UFC plus Bellator. 6 UFC, 3 Bellator

oh i misread, mb

USADA's next victim

You're a bit of a fucking moron eh?
>idiota
Dumb fucking spic

I kinda like him, he seems chill

There's levels to this shit. No way in hell was it as bad as McGregor fans.

Ive legit heard people say mcgregor could knock out lesnar (those were the only fighters they knew).

I accept your concession idiota

>hunt is a beast my guy a hunnit percent

Those tits look like they're filled with man milk.

I really hate this el goblino manlet. Skipped the line at 145 (the division with the most prospects) thanks to Faber. A beast like volkanovski or ZABIT should be fighting ranked guys

PED abuse?

He missed weight too

>wanting refs to do their job better than some average guy from the street means you're a pussy

Imagine being such a cazzie you think a K1 GP winner is a bad striker.

Imagine thinking Tony isn't gonna get smeshed

>WHO THE FOOK IS THAT GUY

When did having a speech impediment become cool?

A high level striker from the early 00's couldn't even lace Artem's gloves today idiota.

Choo choo

Imagine people on heem posting without trying to adhere to it's faggoty thread culture.

I can't imagine it, sorry my guy

If more people in the world were like Sage “Thank you sir” Northcutt we wouldn’t have a need for war or fighting

Kebab will be removed, and Conor will stay retired because Tony draws 0 PPV buys

Based Jeremy to get the w.

>what kind of cliche tattoo you want senpai?
>all of them

millender did better than israel against a much better opponent (depleted or not)

What did he mean by this?

"Do Drugs Kids"

>there are people who dispute the GOAT status of Jon Jones

>there are people who think a person who needed steroids to beat a 40 year man is the GOAT

We're the picks goofed?

>got submitted by vitor (lol) but saved due to freak genetics
>ducked dan henderson
>lost to alexander gustafsson
>lost to matt hamil
>saved by the bell against chael sonnen
>eye pokes every single opponent
>got rocked by lyoto machida
>no punching power
>drug using criminal
>uses steroids to cheat and doesnt even hide it
>got belt-cucked and legacy-cucked by a fat manlet

when you really think about it, jon jones sucks lol

Who ready for my boy James Vick to take over the lw division? Vick bless lads, he's fighting for the title soon

I love the cutaway before he lights up. Just imagine the guys in the broadcast van freaking out.

what a pinhead

>not-quite-ballsy-enough-to-actually-light-it.webm

Better get on board the hype train now while there is still time

Derrick Lewis is the heavyweight champ we deserve

NEW
NEW
NEW

>no other fighter whose beaten a draw has become a draw themselves, or even had their draw power impacted
>redditors think Nate Diaz is the one exception to this rule in one hundred years of combat sports history
It's honestly kind of sad.

Beast vs Predator is unironically a bigger fight than DC vs Stipocic

Based

Sosij role?

early stoppage, dirty fucking herb strikes again.

Why didn't they take the fight then?

Marc diakese vs Sage northcutt in the works

>Rich
>Literal Chad
Why does Sage fight at all? He doesn't need to.

He's very Christian and knows that Jesus loves heems.

I saw a dude at a Rave with a a portrait of Zyzz on his chest and Zyzz tattooed on his shoulder .

Gyno

I love sage, but I don't think he's ready for Marc Diakese

He was lucky to win tonight, he still panics every time he gets hit

is that orc from the lawler clan?

>20+ early

Dafuq

How does he take any punches with that beard in the way

>grandpa, who are those men on your leg
>i don't know, son, too many blows to the head

>earlyposters

Fighting on sand must be hell.

>500