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real based leipzig vs Frankfurt

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Why did Klopp have to leave Borussia Dortmund? Fortunately I'm used to watching my team win, yet still feel angry from being Florida State Seminoles fan.

>Why did Klopp have to leave Borussia Dortmund?
they were complete POO for several months under him
there was no other way

Gladbach's best defensive players were the gophers infesting their pitch.
BVB's best defensive players were FUCKING NOBODY.
How do they keep winning??

>monday evening match
ugh

>montagsspiel
>es trifft genau die richtigen

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very nice sport

>Wie der „Kicker“ in seiner Montagsausgabe in Berufung auf eigene Informationen berichtet, soll der Ex-Kölner Jörg Schmadtke Wunschkandidat bei den Hamburgern für den neu zu schaffenden Posten des Sportvorstands sein. Bereits 2013 war der 53-Jährige, der seit seinem Rücktritt in Köln vereinslos ist, als möglicher Sportchef bei den Rothosen gehandelt worden. Nachdem in Gesprächen keine Einigung erzielt werden konnte, stellte der HSV damals allerdings Oliver Kreuzer ein.

pls don't sign Cordoba

literally rewarding failure

the bvb way

whats dortmund got to do with anything?

where will hradecky go after this season?

bench at leverkusen

they employed Stöger thus rewarding failure

got literally the second most points in the league since stöger took over

>using the energy drink for the monday game

genius really, their consumers don't give a shit and the frankfurt fans will prioritize their hatred for the energy drink over protesting monday games

that's not at issue

is Bernd Leno elite?

he's good

I find Baumann to be better

serious question: why?
I have no idea how to rate a keeper other than the obvious Neuers and >De Geas

le he's-german-so-he-must-be-good-at-goalkeeping man

>FUCKING NOBODY.
Sokratis and Akanji had a pretty good match though. It's not their fault they had no midfield support and Gladbach were allowed to constantly take shots from the edge of the box. The only big chances from inside the box were that Stindl chance, Bobadilla getting to that loose ball and Bobadilla's shot off target.

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is it timo Verner?

c'est autisme?

>not a single post about kikes

wait is this from an actual tv show?

i don understan

>homeland past s1
smk

wait

is this real?

homeland

Homeland S07/E02

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based Hurensohn

HELLO MY GERMAN FRIENDS KKKKKKKKK RETARDEDS

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moinsen

>the city of Golfsburg

>dumbers

>gomez wanted to play in the cl when he returned from turkey

lmao

Where's Denmark la I really really miss him

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BUNDES RIGHT ROUND

are we the league with the highest coach change this season?

emilybot doxxed >her

good. I hope its permanent

you're next >dumbers
*beeps towards the East*

guess what
I'm not dumbers
what are you gonna do know

>be wolfsburg
>have a lot of money
>need a coach
>get some random coach that failed at mainz
HOW THE FUCK ARE WE 15th.
i cant take it anymore

>we

didnt want to imply im werder. wanted to > that sentence too

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imagine your club not allowing you to own butan

also
>not just buying it somewhere else instead of letting your club know

he is just a child, isnt he?

what about buten and butin?

it's time

get those medizinbälle ready

shut up nerd

>t. brainlet

Eintracht: Hrádecký; Salcedo, Abraham, Falette; da Costa, Boateng, Hasebe, Chandler; Wolf, Rebić; Haller

Players bought/signed from other Bundesliga clubs, money spent on them and something else, I don’t know.

Really made me think though! Mainly that Dortmund might be the bad guys??

but it's buyern's fault!!!!!!!!!!!

since when?

Leipzig: Gulácsi; Laimer, Orban, Upamecano, Klostermann; Ilsanker, Demme, Keïta; Sabitzer, Augustin, Lookman

Werner, Forsber and Poulsen on the bench.

Not key players from their direct competition though.

In the current squad

>In before we buy to "devel op" them but but Bayern steals to win

>buying players for development vs. buying crucial players from other teams for the explicit purpose of weakening them

Fuer mich, sein Lawnball Sport Leipzig

yes yes

Didn't know alaba made music too. Bretty gud desu
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not sure if i should watch

i should study and already "wasted" alot of time on olympics today ugh

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dat bobsleigh

do you really want to miss the Frankfurt chimpout?

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shit taste

>this denial
same league = direct competition

thats actually me in the video tho

open bob

You are right, HIV is clearly competing for the CL spots.

why dont hsv just buy good players?

why doesnt everyone just buy good players

exactly

as much as bvb is competing for the title
*drops mic*

okay

>Ur cute, but a tad too Autistic for me desu.
I hope you meet a nice Autist boy of your level soon

>hurensohn auf der bank
why should i even watch this shitshow?

zzzzz

ok rape you next week

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>based Lookman is starting
nice

was will denn der blödmann da?

need to do something about every idiot taking a banner to the stadium desu

gap between Bayern and BVB: 19 points
gap between Mainz and BVB: 17 points

really makes me think

I'm a poorfag with no sky, you guys know if any of the usual channels like ARD/ZDF/Dritten will show a zusammenfassung of the monday game tonight?

I don't know

for montag, it's eurosport™

I guess dazn will upload the highlights on youtube

>hasebe-boateng is a midfield partnership in 2018
>it actually works

>when it's 00:01 on Monday and you keep pressing F5 repeatedly on the dazn Youtube channel

platzsturm happening

jk apparently its abgesprochen

whats happening

chimpout

If you have amazon prime you can get a 5 day test trial for eurosport player and watch it live right now ;)

Too cold for these pussies?

what's happening? trillerpfeifen?

frankfurter fan pro(te)st

>kickoff should have been 5 minutes ago
where the fuck is my ordnung?

we wc2010 now

>protesting against monday games by going to a monday game

Germanbros, tell me, how are Salcedo and Fabian playing in Frankfurt? It surprised me that Salcedo became a starter so quickly

still mexican

Wait, they are opposing Monday night games?

What a bunch of weirdos.

guess i wont study

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Salcedo is pretty good but Fabian hasn't recovered from his injury yet

based Eintracht fans

wonder if they'll protest the unfair practices of the banking system in frankfurt

>prints

AGAINST MODERN FOOTBALL!

no point of protesting something that doesn't even have an outside chance of stopping

they like to pretend they have jobs

I hope Hurensohn Werner is gonna be alright with all the whistling.

kek, I was just going to say
no chance he's coming off the bench

EEEIEIEIEI
RASENBALLSPORT LEIPZIG

aua aua ;_;

what was worse, hertha's kneeling or this whistling?

That's surprising. Salcedo was playing shit last year, specially on the Confederations cup.

kneeling obviously

redpill me on the monday game.

Whats even the reason to have any,
Why are so many people against it?

Because it's fucking annoying having to drive across the country on a Monday evening you retard.

hertha's kneeling was just embarassing and surprising
this is just the expected reaction from the fans

Money for Eurosport

If I understand correctly, stuff like Monday night football is the invention of TV sponsors, whose stats show that more people watch football in this format than in standard 'all games on the weekend' formula.

If it's so, isn't a small price to pay for more lucrative TV deals which might translate into stronger squads, better players, better facilities, etc?

Am I wrong or am I wrong?

I need more info
what kind of noodles/pasta? what kind of sauce?

The /bundes/ already gets the second most TV revenue after EPL of all the big leagues. So no, not really

>t. doesn't visit matches
the whole team has a good defense

going to games is hard when you're working

wrong but only bc german teams just buy shitters except RBL und Bayern

*dives in pain*

you get to watch football on the most boring day of the week
the no-fun-allowed brigade is outraged

pls stop whistling

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy shit
laimer you god

>sugustin is good

KEKFURT
U
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AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN AUGUSTIN

REAL BASED

fantastic goal 2bf

NICE
I
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*whistles against modern football*

RedBull is my team desu

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Leverkusen are mine :D

Orban is one of the ugliest players in the Bundes.

>have no job
>complain about mondays

Isnt it also because of Doppelbelastung? We only have two teams in the EL atm, but theoretically we could have four, or even five. How on earth would you want to schedule all of them playing on sunday?

Thanks based Helmut, was afk for a while.

It's fucking Kavlak 2.0
He goes to Turkey as a tricky winger and comes back as a central midfielder
And Laimer goes as a central midfielder and half a year later he's a RB

he is a weird looking dude but a good defender

what about a Sunday simulcast?

Ever since HasenGOATl decided to play him as a defender, he's been amazing.

To be honest, the only *real* solution to the problem is a lot more radical than even the ultras are probably suggesting.

The right thing eould be for the EU to step in and guarantee that all football matches and Olympic games are only broadcast on free, public television channels.

Who /1FCMagdeburg/ here?

Btw I want to live in Magdeburg. Is it easy to get a job if I know no German but am willing to learn?

and miss out on all that free money

whats so special about Madeburg

yes if youre brown

Is it true what they say, that RBL is a bit of a prison for players because they don't want to sell anyone ever unless it's proper huge money like Keita?

Would only be good, so we could spend some more on building hospitals and having more teachers.

no. thats psg you are talking about.

why should any club do differently than that?

>prison
kek, Leipzig just wants their players to fulfill their fucking contracts unlike a certain Ruhrpottassi club

They sold Selke though

He's absolute shit.

yes, the management doesn't believe that RBL is a selling mercenary club

are you living in america? i got too many hostpitals and paying teachers more to teach asylanden is a waste.

*nutmegs u*

USA

They are an energy drink club after all.

>Leipzig just wants their players to fulfill their fucking contracts
and leave for free like the >Schalke players?

>Red Bull™ should be scheduled as a PED REEEEEEEEE

its easy if yr female and american

burger scored against energy drink
ebin

>Standardgegentor
just the usual

Leipzig have Salzburg as a feeder club; while other teams sell players who aren't good enough, they can always send their players back to Austria while still 'owning' them like slaves.

SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE SGE vvv

Chandler is the most amerimutt looking player I've ever seen

Based.

Eat shit you energy drink shitters.

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>that screaming
wtf?

meant for

thats me so pls give job
hes actually german tho

spee btfo

Still better looking than Orban.

hmmmmmmm i tipped 1:1

but this is too early

*mutes stream*
checkm8, Frankfurt cucks

orban is a perfectly normal looking baboon

formerly bundes

That shittier Boateng is still playing?

KEVIN-PRINZ

NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR NOT MY NEIGHBOUR

too bad frankfurt isnt paired to play with bayern in the dfb semis

BOAT-ENG
B
O
A
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Red Star Frankfurt or Red Bull Leipzig

FICK JA

speaking of orban. lel

>Google 'Magdeburg'
>go to images
>first photo is something called 'Grune Zitadelle'
>it looks like Gypsy King's palace

Get fucked, Energy Drinks

ebin game

>it's a goal during ad episode
FUCK this shit

>85th min
>2:1
>Werner gets subbed in
>dives into the box because he forgot about VAR
>88th min
>gets subbed off because his ears hurt

>people pay for this

Was that the fragment of Fuhrer's speech they just put through the speakers?

SIEHT NICHT AUS WIE EIN SICHERHEITSSCHUH

built by an austrian jew

based quack on the right

BENULDIII

EBIN
B
I
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Benuldi hue hue

montagsspiele confirmed best games?

very noice game so far lads

absolute scenes, this game

>commentator mentioning the "Rangnick smartphone" meme

hehehe

ERA PENAL

REFBALL!!!!!!!

what a game

wtf????? It should have been penalty???

EBIN match desu

wtf, I love the VAR now

clear penalty WHAT

cucked by VAR
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its not a penulty, but Robben got one for less...

more monday bundes games

RefBalled

>spoons rüttled
HAHAHAHHAHHAH

BASED VAR

it was offside

BASED VAR

Yep. The defender was well behind the striker and put a challenge between his legs, clipping him twice.

No surprise, considering who is the referee.

i cant differentiate betwixt lookman and augustin

WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA VAR IS SUCH A JOKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i cant differentiate between niggers either my american fren

more like felix einser

RassenBallsport, more like RefBalledsport.

HOW IS THIS NOT A PENULTY YOU FICKER

>Hasenshitter asshurt
>energy drink mercenaries asshurt
>energy drink consumers asshurt

well explain how it is a penalty

correct decision, Sabitzer was offside
APOLOGISE TO VAR

>Partizan Frankfurt have just 1 German player
>he's far and away their best player
ironic

these

one is english and one is french

both are shit

IT WAS OFFSIDE, YOU BRAINLETS

what the fuck is this chink ad in the background doing in bundes

if you don't like it, I recommend whistling

frankfurt is the most multicultural city in the world :)

The bundes is the biggest league in chinkland

>yfw Max/Wolf fullback pairing in the world cup for peak /bundes/ flavour of the month

abseits

:stop whistling:

I unironically rate Kovac as a coach. If he can keep it up this season and maybe the next, he will be Bayern coach one day.

>Wolf
>fullback
wut?

Tell me about the city of Leipzig. What does it looks like?

I like it. Historically significant City for Germany.

business idea: bundesliga tactical cam

Hradecky is better than Neuer

its full of zecken

guys the penalty was disaloud because of offside

just 1 offside?

Someone should specify that in the rulebook, though. It's the same as the Kane against Liverpool situation - either you disregard literally everything after the offside happens and give a free kick, or you force the defenders to not react in any way when the ball is played to an offside player.

funny cause bundes has no tactics

for me, it's the 4th official POV hidden cam with a microphone

the building are shaped in the form of energy drinks

>rebic

It's nice. Clean, not too nigger-infested..as good as large cities get.

wunderful ball from kieta 2bh
thats dresden

well thats osten

Second time a non-offside was called against RBL.

does it have any decent non-energy-drink football teams?

business idea: cologne fan TV

ICH BIN SEHR ERSCHOPFT, HAUPTMANN

>The forward is the number 4
Why?

I prefer Schalke fan tv

>I pretend to be racist to pander to my buddies on Cred Forums

Yes, Rasenballsport Leipzig.

fuck off niggerlover

triggered

#refugeeswelcome

CHIMPOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are not aloud to use this image

time for a cheeky halftime fap

CHIMPOUT

stop fighting ;(

>The calm nip goes ballistic
Oh man, how I love Hasebe

AFFENZIRKUS

Hasebe seems like a nice quiet Japa but he's always the first one to rush the ref and often seems like he wants to kill everyone

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CHIMPOUT

4u

nice apu, can i haz?

dumb frogposter

>niggers

Geisha on the outside, Shogun on the inside

it's silly
but not nearly as silly as giving players called up from youth teams 3-digit shirt numbers

more like nigger keita am I rite?

Keita is a walking red card.

I wonder how Klopp is gonna get that shit out of him.

für ein spezi

>chinks

Hey man, that's cool. It gives a powerlevel feel.

>this match

>niggers are still allowed in the bundes
uhhh

Oh come on! That wasn't anything malicious in there. Nip going ballistic for no reason

>keita leaving
>upa and werner leaving sometime soon
>energy drink becomes mid table trash

can't wait

give Lookman the ball more

>Bundesliga
>having a midtable

this was a great half of football desu
the best I've seen in quite some time

>it's 'Bahia vs Vitoria' episode, only with German voice-over

best bundes game since ____________?

Goddamn it, I want to see this match but I can't find a stream that doesn't threaten my computer with AIDS
After that terrible Borussen Derby, I want to see some kino /bundes/

relegation trash then

even better 2bh

Leipzig's 4-5 against Buyern

Notice a pattern?

4-4 Ruhrderby maybe

no.. whats the pattern?

>"Ja Herr Alex Meier, der Fußballgott"
>Alex nickt

the last neverkusen-bremen dfb pokal game was pretty nice

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>moderator with hiccup
heh cute

>Bayern getting Der Schöne Bruno and Le Swiss Hobo fired
rude

girls r cute

Is Bruno coming to Wolfsburg to cuck all the players?

>scoutingfeed

are they not even using their own tools and shit? fucking hell eurosport is cheap

Jens Keller will help Wolfsburg to leave the Keller

>Tennisbälle sollen fliegen
looking forward to this

That's the DFL's official reasoning.

Hope TT will lead us Wolves to glory

Can't wait for him to get fired for overachieving.

Gee, I don't know, maybe put TWO GAMES in the same timeslot?
Shocking idea, I know.

scho widder zeit zum spezi neischürn

And soft

Him and Naldo (and that Canadian curler) are the saddest looking people.

I miss Kellerposting

B-But muh money...

germans twinks are so cutr

Tell me about the tennis balls, what does they mean?

we /tennis/ now

get carina on the pitch

>Frankfurt assis

kek here we go

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whats going on tho

>making me stay up even longer

lol don't you dumbass Germans have anything better to protest than a game on Monday night

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get raped by muslims xddd

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kek

This is great.

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officially on topic

>Poop

Why are they protesting?

you cant make this shit up

i bet they do it for free

WHO YOU GONNA CALL

Are Eintracht fans racists?

ironic that the fans fuck this up when it was actually a good game for once. I mean week in and out you have one trash game after the other and when you have one good game every 6 months the fans have to chimp out

mooaarr

It's Frankfurt, what do you expect?

Excuse me. Is this /bundes/?

BALLBUSTERS

No you retarded curry nigger

Time for Denmark's Brave Yussuf Yurary Poulsen.

Monday games.

not much but in general they are some of the scummiest fans in bundes

The ref should call off the game and award us the three points.
Frankfurt clearly can’t be trusted to play games with spectators and at this point it will be too dangerous for the players to finish the game.

German ultras are pretty cancerous. They just sing the same "chant" made up of 3 words for hours without end and chimp out every 2 minutes for whatever reason. I think most of them don't really care about the games or about football whatsoever.

No this is the Cred Forums meet up
MY favorite porno

>us

>t.Red Bull Kunde

>Look at me, I'm American
>I'm only protesting against our own democratic choice und school shootings

>wäre RB ein Tag wäre es ein Montag

xD

>Genuine query
Lol why are your panties in a bunch?

absolutely based game

It's consumer for you

Sky use it too.

Tenis-Borussia Berlin fans came to the game?

Look at his profile pic. He is a soyboy.

Fucking retards scheduling Frankfurt for monday. Should've done it with teams that don't give a fuck first, at home so that the ultras from other teams have to travel and get used to monday.

It's gonna be even worse next week with Dortmund.

>It's gonna be even worse next week with Dortmund.
Absolutely not, Dortmund fans are cuckolds.

wtf i love dortmund now

Say what you want about Dortmund but they will definitely protest the shit out of this game. Dis gon be gud

>whistling intensifies

I hope Hurensohn Werner survives this night.

They'll have a little soyboy protest to fit in, that'll be it.

are there any sorb footballers

>this whistling

aua aua meine ohren

if monday games were just freiburg-augsburg or manz-hoffenheim literally nobody would watch them. these are games that have tv viewer numbers of no more than 10k people on a saturday

>muh soy/cuck buzzwords

looking forward to based hurensohn scoring the equalizing penalty

>Eintracht Frankfurt Ultras

>energy consumers

Is Frankfurt the only German club that actually has Kanaken supporters? Simply because the city is 85% Kanaken?

>Hurensohn
>scoring when it's this loud
lol no. He is crying on the bench RIGHT NOW and asking Hasenfaggot to let him go home early.

based VAR is gonna card him for the dive

>today monday
>today footy
>me angery
are all those NEETs larping as hard-working tax payers again?

good argument

>Shitman

new

yes

Nah M8 he'll come as a sub and score sending all whistlers to next level chimp mode!

Kek. Turks dont go to Eintracht games.

HSV and Hertha have the same musel ratio.

rip Knabby Kayter

Keita has been fucking shit today

I've been to Eintracht games several times and there are shitloads of brown skins.

>liverpoop

amerigans, who's the colour commentator on fox? was watching a different channel stream in the first half
he sounds like he really doesn't want to be there

they also claim that they don't fuck goats but we all know the truth.

Preparing for Liverpool desu

Where is Mascarell?

No, I never see musels in the stadium.

>Frankfurt will unironically win this

Are they a Spitzenteam now?

ist upmecano always this awful

Keita stopped giving a fuck after he secured his Liverpool move. This is why they should've just sold him.

Teenager: “Keita is Leipzig’s best player he is awesome”

Seasoned observer: “No, it’s actually Yussuf Poulsen”

Slipped!

*chimps out because of some game*

Yussuf Poulsen is the black Nelson Valdez/Artjoms Rudnevs

He'll either dominate the entire league or flop massively, I can't wait

Klostermann is actually the most useless sack of shit I have ever seen

did he ever score a hattrick against juve in the champions league though?
didn't think so

Casual: "Yussuf Poulsen is Leipzig’s best player he is awesome”

Football Intellectual: “No, it’s actually Hurensohn"

Yussuf Poulsen is the poor man's Jhon Cordoba

People sitting around me always criticise Yussuf. Makes me really angry, that man is one of the most important players Leipzig have.

>monday games are NOT okay, okay?

Feel sorry for Lookman having to play with worse players than neverton

Which one? There are 11 Hurensöhne on Red Bulls side right now.

why isnt Forsberg playing recently?

Isn't that Forsberg (when he's not injured)?

too much murderball

*Sabitzer

Embarrassing dive

but he doesn't have to deal with big sam and his absolutely garbage style of play, so it balances out

>playing with eight players (Shitman, Klostermann and Augustin don't count)
>the city of Memehüttl

injured

Lookman is far too rough to be a regular /bundes/ starter, no wonder he never played for Everton

Sabitzer is the patrician choice

Forsberg unironically wanted to go to Milan this season, what a retardo

>fouling more than the energy drink faggots

based kovac, he destroyed hasenfaggot at his own game

it's actually Demme but the idiots itt are too stupid to realise it.

People watching football are too negative in general. Those of us of a certain intellect know it’s because the game is bad in general.
The stupid ones are bewildered as to why they dislike what they see and blame random players.

come on guys treat him well he's really good.

rebic is impressive desu
t. mourinho

he's good but commits too many fouls

kill yourself

>danish intellectuals

>Niggerteng

Yes, what a rertardo. Play for one of the biggest clubs in the world and live in a metropolis or play for a fucking soft drinks company and live in an Eastern German town populated by unemployed drunkards. I don't know what he's thinking desu.

People watching football are too negative in general. Those of us of a certain intellect know it’s because the game is bad in general.
The stupid ones are bewildered as to why they dislike what they see and blame random players.

baseed rblad

/OurNigger/

true redbull power ranking
1. sabitzer
2. demme
3. orban
4. hurensohn
5. one of the black guys, dunno which one there's like 15 of them and they all look alike and sort of shape shift into versions of each other all the time

9000. klostermann
9001. poulsen

He can do whatever he wants. Brown man bonus.

based

based

Sensible change

didn't he just stop that ball with his hand?

what was that? Absolute state of bundes

Ilsanker is ex-Mattersburg, I doubt those guys even bleed if you cut them

drunkmark with the truthbombs

People watching football are too negative in general. Those of us of a certain intellect know it’s because the game is bad in general.
The stupid ones are bewildered as to why they dislike what they see and blame random players

>5. one of the black guys, dunno which one there's like 15 of them and they all look alike and sort of shape shift into versions of each other all the time

>one of the biggest clubs in the world
sweden still stuck in the 80s

>hol up hol up *smacks lips*
>shieeeet

He does look like he's permanently drugged though.

>t. negro team supporter

Lookman is the only good one since Kieta left

based

I don't like it either. :c

I heard youssuf pulson was literally borm on a boat somewhere out on the ocean

>People watching football are too negative in general. Those of us of a certain intellect know it’s because the game is bad in general.
>The stupid ones are bewildered as to why they dislike what they see and blame random players.

>murderball frankfurt in the cl next season

cant wait

AUA AUA, MY WILLY

I think that was Pione Sisto

HIS NAME IS YUSSUF POULSEN

Frankfurt are a shit Burnley

Whomst is the ytest bundesliga team? Freiburg?

>Willi Orban

Is he transgender?

Yussuf to score, 78th minute

Why don’t we talk about Thomas Delaney anymore?
Did he turn bad?

Leipzig shook
Lemonade boys can't handle the whistling and murderball

Freiburg is THE left wing team. 100% German, no diversity, left wing from a rich university town where foreigners aren't even allowed to enter, shilling for diversity 24/7.

yes

I think he's just the result of excessive inbreeding.

Based

Volker Finke, never 4get.

no just Polish, they have these weird eyes

oi you little bugger one more word and I'll clap ya ok

equalizer soon lads

get ready

Turbo Time!

>Bremen are shit
>sign Delaney and almost get Europe (even though it was the Bartels/Kruse combo that did most of the work)
>go back to shit again next season

Berggreen is the new hot shit now

HURENSOHN IN

HAPPENING

No, kill yourself.

aua aua meine ohren

the memes so country-specific that literally 5 people on the internet will get them are my favourites (no sarcasm, btw, they do make laugh for some reason)

Yes I keep forgetting about Berggreen

Is KPB the most underrated African player ever?

>Abraham wrestling down Poulsen
>not called
not rigged lads ;)

Proper shithouse defending that

>Forsberg
got damn he sucks donkey balls

remember when he killed ballack and schalke? good guy. also how he suddenly became african to play a wc then never showed up for any games outside of that.

Now all that's left is for someone to break the Hurensohns legs.

Would be the perfect ending to a great evening.

Why tennis balls specifically?

tennis is a great sport m8 whats ur problem m8

Andrea petkovic

he's the most overrated tanned German of all time, that's for sure

my pick would be bloke called Shabani Nonda

they are handy and light

easy to smuggle in, annoying to clean up

because they are harmless and they won't take them away from you while checking your backpacks and stuff for dangerous things

that's khedira, who made an entire career out of getting carried by schweini at one world cup

All good points (especially the last three), cheers.

Werner what are you doing lol

It’s the traditional way

youtu.be/PUgYpJyZIA4

buttfart khedira was a great player

*slips*

Slipping

Schweinfurt desu

rani is a solid bundes player but his brother is just an imposter

are there any sorb footballers

squawka goalie stats.
Brainfarts per game.
How good their defense is

>Really Bad Leipzig

Last season's top keepers, by WhoScored ratings:
1. Donnarumma 7.05
2. Pele 7.04
- Pickford 7.04
4. Trapp 7.02
5. Rafael 7.01
6. Skorupski 7.00
7. Robles 6.99
- Szczęsny 6.99
9. Ruffier 6.96
10. Cech 6.94

thx bby

traditional media and the internet.
priceless

no it's a meme ethnicity these days, like blond whites larping as native americans

yes

hope Sevilla get destroyed by pookaku

Upamecano is garbage lmao

Sevilla are massive chokers away from home. They need to win like 3-0 in their backyard to have any hope.

new fred?

Sevilla is gonna struggle with that parked bus but Pookaku isn't gonna destroy anything.

someone else make new one i dont feel like it

You make one

I can't thx to the mods

>cech
>pickford
How

>whoscored
>4.trapp
wew

>pickshit
he has looks so shit this season

pretty sure Frankfurt covered twice as much distance as real bad leipshit

>ynr rio mavuba

whoscord is even bigger bullshit than spielverlagerung

He has no defense in front of him desu

just like last season

>muh dirtmund
>still second
suck it /bundes/

>poop

Fuck off to the fa cup thready you cancerous faggot

see here

shes there aswell

Are you implying Sunderland has a better defence than Everton has now?

why do they all slip? what did they do to the rasen?

based burger

SOOOOOOOOO MAD

Cech is class, only Arseshit pleb fans are making him bad publicity. Pickford performed wonders for Sunderland last season.

I know. L1 strikers are shit at finishing, I guess?

Everton are absolute JUST.

>denmark

nice game

>83% possession
kek

This

on certain days, I think that's true. obviously everton are miles better overall, but williams has become incredibly inconsistent, and their fullbacks were unreliable defensively too at least before coleman came back

>Hurensohn running away like a bitch

Oh well. Never expected anything with that referee. Onto Napoli. :3

Coleman is elite though Kenny got better and better

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK RB

they don't have fans to thank anyway

no need to stay in that whistling cauldron

see here

s-shut up :'(

TV money, duh

Does reading Blondie comics make me a dad?

Americans don't get this because that's literally how the "farm club" system in baseball works, and teams routinely trade players in pretty much all N.American sports to faraway teams, and if you're not a bigshot tough tiddy for you nigger you goin' ta Tampa Bay now

Chandler is still weak as shit
t. Adler Fan

hansehüttl salty af

eating bockwurst with bratkartoffeln and salad

wow that bait was so bad no one took it.
have a you anyway

I mean, let's be real, that'll never happen, but he's definitely done something special for a club whose future post-Meier was looking shaky

how you shoud be
from the bottom to the champions league

Leipzig, compared to lots of other Wessi cities around 500k residents, is EXTREMELY white. Plenty of Turks and Vietnamese/Chinese, don't get me wrong, but every time I go to Frankfurt/Köln/Düsseldorf, I get a nice little shock at how fucking white Leipzig really is. But Dresden is even whiter. (Unfortunately for you racists Dresden is boring as hell.) Fairly rich cultural goings-on, decent night life, lots of good food, the housing is cheap (for German city of that size), and concert tours even swing through here. Get in here quick and get rent control, because they're gentrifying the FUCK outta this town and even tho it's already been hypezig for a few years now, it's going to cease being a cheap city in the next 5-10 years. Rent in the Südvorstadt's gone up an average of €250 in the last 3 years alone.
BSG Chemie and 1. FC Lok. I recommend Chemie, but that's because I live pretty close to the stadium and the culture surrounding the club is great. If you're a racist, you might fit in better at Lok, tho.

This is bait right? His handball ejection against RBL and Pokalfinale blunder shall forever live in infamy

alright time for mobie now

good night frens

Good night

I don't think his guy's actually been to Milan. Fucking reminded me of photos and films I've seen of NYC in the 70s/80s. Outside the city center, it's a massive ghetto. Metropolis my ass.

Prefer knockwurst desu

*prrruuuuuuuutttttssssssssss*

gf broke up with me today
first time that happened in ~20 women
feels bad man
drinking wine now

>~20 women

slut

serves you right for lewding it up this much

sorry for being the way i am boys

slüt

stop the slutshaming and drink with me pls

i would but i'm sober for almost 2 months now

ok i'll go play anno then