/hoc/

plz explain why you want meme puck

Spbp

now where is his pipe?

New Jerseyans are the MOST POWERFUL race IN THE WORLD

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WW@

first for caps gonna shok da worl

Bagels are rubbery trash in South Jersey

Larry from Lauderdale here

>jersey

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this is the only time i'll ever reply to you

because big buff is the perfect friend. he's the big guy who beats up your bullies, but he's open to you helping him when he's in need. he's strong, but he doesn't have to put others down to elevate himself. he's a simple, honest man, loves to fish, drink beer and so do i. he is big buff and he is my biggest friend.

For me it's /hoc/ bitching about trips.

Hate the penisguins Tbh

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Is that a Publix hat?

@81732695
Oh look, his one post for the day.

Fuck off casual

Shan't be giving (You)'s to tripfag

>mad
>at arctic fowl

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can you (You) my post with a “POOK!”

how do you really feel, ted?

Hockey is such a niche sport.

How do you expect it to grow past NBA, much less MLB or NFL if we don't all help it grow more?

By being inclusive we can make a bigger push towards the American market, and make it have more of a staying power in Canada as well.

Stop spamming this and go to Cred Forums you dumb tranny

>hehehe lolz guize do I fit in to the 4channer culture now?

Hell yeah my queen I agree lol!!! Butts in the chat amirite guys?

@81732863
While I appreciate the (You) I shan't be reciprocating to give you the (You) you desperately crave.

Jets desu senpai

good post friend

LETS GO WENNBERG
HAHAHAHHA PENGSHITS BTFO

Uhm, no sweetie...

Hockey is fine as it. The Blackhawks response to the incident was sufficient.
If minorities want to join they will feel included.

>trying this hard to fit in.

Is anyone making a bants @ pegs thread?

>let's go penguins
>in columbus

fucking top stuff mate

shorks and stors?

But I don't want it to grow, in fact I want it to be less popular. I actively discourage all new potential fans.

reckon we can shitpost here
~Larry from Lauderdale

>naming your team after airplanes
>dont even have the busiest airport in your own country
Kek

@81732998
Appears as if you are the one putting forth tremendous effort.

>mad at a piece of iron

have a free (You) from your user supporters

Your bants only make us stronger, binland

>hurrishits

wouldn't be fair to larry from lauderdale

>cucked by ontario again

isn't that that Seahawks tranny fan?

Both Canadian and American fans or just American?

>posts @

go back to the nigger ball thread homo.

PLEASE NO REFPUCKS. SHARKS BOUT TO EAT SOME SPACE GAS!!!

>B1SHOP

Well that was quick

Thank you, my friend.

@81733171
I am neither a homosexual or povertyhoop fan, pal. Try again.

make no mistake, true 4channers will always outnumber tripnigger redditor invasive pests

fuck off back to ribbit, tripfag.

JON NO! DON'T DO IT

poolumbos is NOT a hockey town, they might as well be sunbelt

Based Jets poster.

What year is it?

they are sunbelt

>Not using the updated picture

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ah yes fellow 4channers this place is great.

2001

kinda ironic that most sunbelters cant wear actual belts imo desu

>poojackets

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wicked slapshot

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Reminder the Penguins are the hottest team in the league

BOBROVSKY ON SUICIDE WATCH

5-1

who's the most underrated player in the league right now?

Please no bully me
Go jackets

hey

right this minute, Ben Bishop

Panarin or Johnny hockey

t.per in pittsburgh

imagine being a cucked little tripbeta

Kessel

LIVING IN YOUR HEAD

RENT FREE
E
N
T

F
R
E
E

Imagine letting trips live in your head rentfree

carey price

can we all start using player's X as tripfag names?

u from turku?

imagine obsessing over a trip and having to mention them in every post.

no

Marner is sick

pens are never losing again

Cred Forums literally has the worst mods in 4 Chan.

Fug I meant Oulu :-DDD
I'm tired I'm so sorry

I like this meme

imagine thinking talking about * would make them leave

i don't like subutex

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delete this post

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Great, burns is injured now too, we'll soon be all ahl

jej based let's go pens chant

how about you delete it you dirty chink tranny janny

imagine being this easy to get free (You)s from with no replies back ever

no rule breaking having a trip, fucking deal with it faggot.

No
Nigger tried to ban me for saying nigger. Jokes on him I can avoid b&s by simply moving around

desu

As a jackets fan of 18 years I’ve only tasted the peak of performance last season and they disappointed me again
Should I just kill myself or will it get better?

yes, ted, we don't need anyone from akron living anyway

Eric Staal

its ok, at least you dont live in a rust belt shithole, right?

>unironically a trip from shittsburgh
>is seen posting cocks in the discord
How fucking useless are you?

You deserve to be banned for ban evasion

Where did all those Pens fans come from?
Barely seen any in the first 50 games of the season?

user...

nigger you don't even know who i am in the discord

That’s true i do live in a fantastical area I’m the porch guy

are there even any stors fans here right now?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

bishop? more like trishop lol

is literally ted from akron

Did you admit to being in a discord?
Did you also just admit to posting cocks?
Damn you’re fucking retarded

Scarrrr Radulov!!!

?

I’ve had sex with the same girl in four countries now

Shits getting serious senpai

>unironically implying that ted is real
How fucking new are you?

Uhm no he doesnt. Let's be honest. Cred Forums mods are the WORST!

what's >her favorite puck team

Bring back cigars

Wow, they are literally coming out of the wood work now

Based Finland getting quads
Cry more faggot

eat shit. your opinions are shit that's why you post as an user

Lads

>the only reason you post as user is because your opinions are shit
At least they aren’t actual shit and dicks

Swiffer

SOON

Vacuum, clean the dust off your PS4, manage your cables.

>imagine being a trip cuck and having to justify on a daily basis that it is a good thing

rude

A) cigars are gross
B) Cuban cigars are available in Canada already

wait i did it wrong

You have to go back to r*ddit....

HOT BOED X2

>steers
>0-4 vs the fucking shorks
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHA

>81734549
nice comeback

your mom wants you off the computer so she can use chaturbate

no

Remove the Bishop and install a Pope

>Stars

you should stop posting here and go to redd*t

BAW GAWD SOMEBODY STOP THEM, BISHOP IS GETTING MURDERED OUT THERE

>Pen Peeshot

A) I didn't ask for your opinion
B) Not without import prices

>unironically not giving a (you)
Fuckin barbarian

>he fell for the bishit meme
AHHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED

>imagine being a user cuck and having to bitch about trips on a daily basis.

RENT FREE.

I can scarcely imagine a less comfy room

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>the smurf
>metal health

based MTS centre

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

is ted the porch nigger?

Hitting the dog days of the nhl season where teams sometimes just don't show up

No, I am simply known as porch man

yes. he's also the guy with the messy room

Porch monkey is the preferred nomenclature and yes I am.

>4 goals on 5 shots
wew la

>mount a great comeback
>lose in OT anyway

Throw your dirty laundry into your laundry basket

>imagine believing you are some intellectual superior person having a trip on an anonymous basket weaving forum when in reality you are a pathetic blight on society who should be euthanized one by one
s e e t h i n g
r e n t f r e e

Remember that if you spot a trip, report a trip
Keep /hoc/ clean

Oh hi Satan

Wow nice bookcollection! Do you read Harry Potter too?

no thats me

How the FUCK did >we get 4 goals this first period? I'm pissed I'm only tuning in now.

>THIS FUCKING SHITTER SHATTERED
S E E T H I N G

very carefully, bishop's "goal tending"

no desu

>being mad at people who put something in the name box

RENT FREE

>imagine thinking you've won as a tr*p c*ck and still giving out free (you)s to anons

>MacBook
>WiiU games
guess how I know you’re a soyboy

>he’s still posting
Feel bad for you senpai

remember to report people who announce reports

make /hoc/ great again.

literally squalor-tier, clean your room!

>too scared to even respond
A L R E A D Y W O N

how is it fair that I get banned for off-topic posting on /hoc/ when like 80% of posts ITT are exactly that

>Pay to have a name on an anonymous forum
I'm sorry, no h8, but that is terribly reddit

Because you’re Finland

Cred Forums doesn't like finns

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>filtering posts you don't like
I'm sorry, no h8 but that is terribly reddit.

I usually only get banned for OT porn senpai.
Don't think I've gotten banned for off-topic posts yet...

We expect better posts coming from Finland.

idk Finland, i derailed an entire thread to a shoe discussion with no repercussions whatsoever. It’s not like the jannies like me either, I’ve been warned for shitposting in Spanish and banned for calling the janitor a faggot for not deleting tranny porn in the thread

clean your fucking room. disgusting

>dead console
>babby weights

Pull of the pants daddy

kippers doesnt like finns

I don't filter anyone, I, unironically, don't get why you'd pay for a name on Cred Forums

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kippers you cant even lift 40 lbs

>imagine

Do canadian grills like finnish boys?

Dont make Kippers angry or """she""" will bring out the ban hammer

you're on thin ice grease
you used to be cool

jesus christ bro

>get scored on four (4) times
Makes me wanna actually unironically watch the NBA ASG.

Where are your chips?

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Who's the Usman Khawaja of Hockey?

Let's see how you look.

Not true!

grease was never cool

the only cool user is the FUCK GREASE poster

Who's winning the cup?

desu I would win in a fight against anyone itt and it wouldn't be close

I M A G I N E

>being

who told you that you have to pay for a name?

hello

Hate to say it, but the Pens could threepeat this one

lol id fucking ragdoll you you little bitch

not with that defense/goaltending

>a

not the finn but i'm a sexy bitch desu
post butt and i'll post face

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>tr*p

another measles epidemic?

...

desu

wanna say that to my face?

>the Panthers are actually, seriously making a last-minute playoff push
Dude what the fuck.

I'll fuck you up faggit

It was my understanding that in order to have a name, you'd need a Cred Forums pass? Or am I horribly outdated?
Well they're steamrolling everyone atm
The Blots have proven too be inconsistent too, even more so; Caps won't do it, nor will Bruins and Leafs
Ducks is a great ploff team, but they'd have to get there first; Preds will meme too

>c*ck

My bet is on the Knights or Jets desu.
From the east I maybe could see the bolts or a 3peat but it's doubtful.

you're a good trip i like you

An Excellent Reaction Image.

you have a good eye

but how is he supposed to manage the cables?

>ywn go around town with The Boys
Why even live

sorry, i wasn't listening, i was cleaning a white streak off my monitor

no you pay to have a little gold account banner on your posts. But who would actually give money to post here? I shitpost literally for free.

I hope Boedker gets a hat trick

I feel the need to reiterate this, post butt and I'll post face
Might even go toilet-bro level and drink some disgusting shit

LET'S GO DE-VOLS

FUCK YOU DE-AYN

Ooooh - my bad then
Nvm what I said
That'd be sweet!

post your navel dude, don't ask why

I'll slit your throat neck

Why the fuck do they have Delta operator beards?

some retard was unironically getting btfo so badly by the captcha that he bought it yesterday.

Many options are available. I prefer bundling cables in mesh conduits to contain them and running them under the edge of the carpet by the baseboards.

it's ok Denmark.

Just that fucking hardcore

why do you retards give (you)s to trips?
you should all honestly be flensed or drowned
also lol stards

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Pens' goals against per game is middle of the road, and they're top ten in least shots allowed. And that's including all the Antti Niemi games in the average. Even the AHL goalies have positive win ratios.

Tristan Jarry is about to be a Stan Lee Champ.

>he doesn't bend emt conduit to manage his cables

Who's that cutie on the left?

M-maybe in a few years when I'm /fit/ desu

>It was my understanding that in order to have a name, you'd need a Cred Forums pass? Or am I horribly outdated?

HAHAHA, dane you are not outdated, you are just plain fucking stupid and your wife is fat and your daughters uglyand all your students secretly hate you

imagine being a redditor tripfag

It's me
Thank you!

>isles are fucked due to goaltending and defense
>do nothing for this

Fuck

I was getting free (you)s

I always had trouble with english location descriptions. Maybe when I live alone I will find a way to arrange my cables

Better quit drinking right now too. It's empty calories.

>throat neck
still user they're a hot commodity and should only be spared on those deserving

>not knowing wardo
shig dig kips

have a (you)

desu i box

Thanks man

>imagine getting mogged by some tripshit

I would manhandle you like you were a small anime girl

why? why pay money? just screen shot and make a bait thread with it.

>tfw no POOKposter

Oh, I didn't give them (you)s also
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAr

FUCKING BRAUN
5-0 HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>1ehtonen

5AN J0SE

you know there’s probably people here who not only have never skated but don’t even watch hockey, and still shitpost here...

Can I marinate your anus with my hotdog white sauce

more like letonein

>Dallas hockey
Incredible

So, is this retribution for that God awful ref puck game that was with the Yotes? I like to think so.

H-how'd you know?

POOK

>Jest V Panthers

Battle of the good guys tonight

t .300 pounds

Why is this man such a fucking creep?

>call up random women to "cheer" them up
>h-hey let's meet up when you get back ;-)))

based pookposter

at least 90% of people here just leave the game on in the background while they rampantly shitpost in /hoc/ or a gamethread.

Can prolly garuntee all san jose fans are this way

ayyyy

he's patriotic as fuck. he loves playing in vaughncouver on hnic because everyone sings the anthem, just that will do it for him

t. butt hurt dullass beaner

...

N-n-not me

I once got OT-banned more or less for saying I couldn't watch the game because I got laid.

janny Virgin btfo

just IMAGINE

i'm drunk enough that i will
you faggots better not fap to this so help me god

Meme man scores a meme goal

salty mods desu

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>Reimer

...

absolutely wrong desu

Did somebody say sunbelt?

not true user

>vancouver
>sun

All sjs posters post your skates IMMEDIATELY

good post

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>blackcocks
>not sunbelt
absolutely fucking wrong desu

sunbelt more like FUNbelt

i got my roller blades somewhere around the house

where's san jose surströmming?

>Literal heathens not getting the joke

finland more like

Cause he's my beeest frieeeend

why is laine so fat?

>81736052
>reddit bookmark
trip back on, bulgenigger

The virgin frappaccino
vs
The chad Teavanna

did you make that gif?

any good hockey animes?

Eating all those Power Play goals my friend

dude O6 lmaaao

Where da swedes at

fight me faggot

he is emulating Ovie

Why do peజ్ఞple watch teams that they're not fans of?

not him and you visit it more than I do gaylord

Right here neighbor

Real sunbelt

have you ever even put those on?

i didn't go through the effort of posting this to not get a response you cunt
validate me
wew laddy

>No pics/timestamp
Oh no no no

I haven't skated in like 11 months to be honest. I just can't seem to get anything done these days except sit in front of the computer.

because we’re not casuals like you

because I'm not a casual you retard tranny chink

the only TRUE sunbelt map

Thus Winnipeg/Florida game is lit

yes you stinky leaf
not as much as i like admittedly but i still skate when i can, more of a skier tbqhwymf

based

...

Easy desu

word

LMAOO LIT SENPAI XDXD 100000000

can't believe you actually posted that you mad man
fucking fruit

nice

what happened to vegas?

what music does /hoc/ listen to?

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>fruit
>says the guy who lives in norcal
K bud

Just like that lit beejay your mom gave me

>Reddators

this good enough you cunt

woops messed that up teehee

viking metal

which flyover state do you live in?

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY /HOC/

touhou arrangements and power metal

Classic rock and classic folk rock

Everything except spics music and jazz.

ovi isn't completely useless at full strength though

mountain dew and call of duty

70's and 80's dad rock with no shame

wanna listen along with me on spotify while watching the game

gangster rap

noise rock, psych rock, and ambient mostly desu

coontunes and hipster rock

cringe

anime osts

L O W T E S T
O
W
T
E
S
T

like i said i'm drunk, you think i give a fuck if some faggots on 4chin see my bellybutton
plus i'm a skinny loser so i'm not ashamed to post stomach desu

DnB (~1995-2009) desu. Most peole I know think I'm a degenerate for liking this genre.

Im joking m8 ur a good guy, feel bad for you though down here in socal kings/ducks fans make for interesting hockey bants my dude

Old Kanye at the moment

H I G H T E S T
I
G
H
T
E
S
T

>not being from the streets
top soy

metal and mope shit like the cure desu

I used to be able to say EDEN, but after that last album I don't fucking know what I listen to anymore.

prog metal
melodic hardcore
extreme metal

anything
mostly bluegrass/rap/lofi though

90s/2000s rock/screamo and 70s/80s rock

And i mean at the rink

say that to me IRL not online and see what happens you street urchin

Mathieu Perreault - most underrated player in the chel?

Honestly, what the fuck does komarov even do

name a time and place

pls

Let's be friends. I'll lend you my Travelling Wilburys tape

AMV YTPMV
youtube.com/watch?v=uzmt5Dju67w

town square 1200 tomorrow

should i watch wings/leafs or jets/kitties ???

the jackets make me so fucking mad

no worries famalam i'm pretty drunk so i'm just here shitposting
plus i'm in colorado for school and one of my good friends here is a kings fan so we just fuck with each other constantly

you're on. be there or be square

jest and banters is comfy

GKG nigger

I remember the thread that spawned that macro, some guys cat with Max Payne 3

ok get on discord and link your spotify account to ti

youtube.com/watch?v=JvyhxY54M3I
for me its Tibetan monk throat singing

noise electronica DESU SENPAI
youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s

wings/laffs on tv, jets/kittehs on comp, casual

yo, ericsson and jensen are actually really good this game

...

Which one I’ll let you borrow my Bread Manna record

r*ddit joke

>his team isn't up 5-0
don't @ me

youtube.com/watch?v=SBp8ap8-rO8

Enjoy your b&

you had one chance to post Asian Jack Black m8 m.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

ThisIs not me
For the record

how many swizzle songs do you listen to per day on average?

Truly a level above all of us desu

i'm going to roll your fat ass downtown

but unironically
youtube.com/watch?v=1KuGwZBRmVk&t=157s

no worries my guy i figured as much
it's just kangz fans being kangz

Vol. 1, of course.

>it was 3-0

>ban for saying nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=Res91Bv0ptk

Deal

Dongs

i don't think he knows where he is

>has no cups but nobody cares
cringed so hard

HOLY SHIT GUYS!

Sweden's women lost to Japan's women in hockey.

LOL!

trip cuck with taste, surprising

i'm assuming you're an albortion so it's okay
also fwiw i didn't make that

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Global rule 3, I was literally banned earlier today for just saying nigger.

OOOOOOOOHHHHH what a save

youtu.be/Pu94mWlgzMY

Anyone wanna listen to some dad rock while watching the game together

Anyone want Steve Mason?

youtube.com/watch?v=zg2076b5Lqc

Reddit desu

then they should ban you're mom because that's what she called me while I was fucking her

Is that bad

I'm assuming you have no cups and it does matter

>That's gonna be on sportscentre

red wangs on pooicide watch

it doesn't though
i couldn't give less of a fuck i just like watching hockey

>Pittsburgh transplant living in Columbus
>got to go the game tonight
>intermittent chants of "Let's go pens" since the puck drop
>the booty blasted fans were everywhere
>mfw watching the exodus after Guentzal scored in the third

You have good taste sir.

can I just ask why so many teams use this exact macro? It’s not as if there’s a shortage of anime girls laughing

>autoplay some dadrock
>it aint me starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

No shit what has he played, like 5 games this year. Making $12 million or something, what a waste that turned out to be.

couldn't ask for a better timeline right now to be perfectly desu with yinz

I don't doubt it desu. My mom's a fat slag. But like you said you are a nigger

at least you live in a nice city now. congrats.

how do the sharks move the puck so well
But a bigger question is why are the rangers the best team in the league

no idea, i didn't make it i just have it saved
i'd definitely like some more shorks anime macros though, it's funny as fuck when people get bootyblasted over japanese cartoons

Women's hockey is #1 Canada #2 USA and #3 Sweden.

Having Japan, a literal division 4 literal whos beat Sweden is pretty big.

Hopefully there'll be more Asian representation in the NHL in the future.

>Wheeler/Scheifle

Is there a better combo

Actually I hate it here. The city has virtually no nightlife and there are homeless people everywhere who hassle you.

Finland > Sweden in women's hockey

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The only thing not nice about Pittsburgh in comparison to Columbus were the roadways. Feels like there's more minorities here.

REIMER

the kid had dicey first two games back from injury. but goddamn has he run away with things

that's every major city in the USA desu

You should try out for Japan

that was just lucky

looking forward to finland - south korea men's lad

youtube.com/watch?v=N_lSJ-0Gl7Q

Fucking, this song man

>women's hockey

>Linkin Park
>In The End
>Almost 30,000 times

>worried about nightlife when you stay inside every day anyway
kek

no question one of the best zeppelin songs, impeccable taste user

Zepp III was godly. Making my /hoc/ watching much more pleasant

i lived there for 10 years. if you can't find nightlife you're not looking.

That's in my middle school folder, too.

yes, it's exciting, but who are you quoting?

kinda faggy but ive been intro evita and phantom of the opera lately. looking for more musicals

Tfw I did make that image

I have returned after over a week

thanks user, love using it for bants with kongs fans

youtu.be/iaFK6AHhU8s

this has been my favorite zeppelin song lately

Ah who doesn't love fucking with kangs fans

people here haven't figured out that someone stole Kipper's tripcode some time ago and the rest are playing along

For me, it's Kashmir

All this Zeppelin posting makes me warm and fuzzy. You are okay in my book /hoc/.

This has always been my fave, and this one time a renaissance fair minstrel had a lute and I yelled for him to play Over the hills and he did. Glorious.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ee33FsDANk0

youtube.com/watch?v=l5Zpmaz2OKE
youtube.com/watch?v=_rZ6SexrGZc
youtube.com/watch?v=hHDZ5rYiMz0
youtube.com/watch?v=3qKOv3VBJcc
youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I

Some more fav dad rock songs.
Physical Graffiti and Led Zep III are my favorite albums.

Womens hockey is about as relevant as division 3 NCAA. Complete meme and I'm pretty sure you're the only one who actually cares

i physical graffiti your mother nightly.

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I can't stop farting lads

The fact that you have the Hollies on there makes you a Verified™ good taste listener

Good taste sharks user

damn this tsn broad is fine

/comfy/ as fuck, anons like you make me proud to be a shorks fan

I don’t even read their posts lmao

tmbg and game soundtracks, bits of prog or other heavier shit when i feel like it

top tier taste sharks bro

Sauna's help with the gas.

Fuck off tranny chink

I prefer the P. Diddy version that was on the Godzilla soundtrack (1998).

For me its No Quarter

youtu.be/Pu94mWlgzMY

For me, it’s Sidney Crosby

NEW gentlemen

For me it’s ten years gone

shit fucking taste desu

good fucking taste desu

Damn good choice there.

youtube.com/watch?v=U_qHU_6Ofc0
youtube.com/watch?v=Al9WmowJ3bQ
youtube.com/watch?v=An4uDegHB8s
youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w
youtube.com/watch?v=0c3d7QgZr7g

OK Lads, for reals last post

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2hu arrangements, riddim, DnB, and some prog

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>grow stache
>get GOOD

Only if you're counting salary cap cups, anything before is irrelevant

This

wut

Well good for you.

youtu.be/9Wl_uQOABxg