OFFICIAL 2018 NBA ALL-STAR GAME THREAD

FUCK THE GENERAL AND FUCK TRIPFAGS

TNT

GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND WATCH LECRAB GET BTFO

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Let's go boys, Team Steph where we at?

Who did Magic recruit to the Lakers this ASB?

Who the fuck is top left and top right supposed to be?

harden

I've gotten so fucking sick of reddit lately and people posting shit they think is funny and it getting upvoted making the people think they were right, infuriating. Friendship with Reddit ended, Cred Forums and /nba/ are my friend now

One of his gay poz fuck toy

I love watching basketball and the NBA, but I can't stand these political athletes. I just can't stand it Cred Forums.

Top left is Harden. Top right is Westbrook. Left is because of the teef. Right you can just look at the mouth and lips and tell it's supposed to be Brodie.

that's called autism m8

welcome to the 1930s

>Right you can just look at the mouth and lips and tell it's supposed to be Brodie.
Has anyone figured out why he has that nickname yet?

faggots

Can’t wait for the 100s of replies asking why they aren’t playing defense

Stream?

I can only find some Chinese one.

that's because you're fucking retarded

What’s triggering you? They have every right to use their platforms to speak on social injustice. You don’t like it don’t watch

At least I'm not Canadian.

reddit.com/r/nbastreams/
you dumb fucking nigger, literally kill yourself for being so stupid

Go on reddittt

Inb4

>reee I am only loyal to one website reee

They are not politicians. Why should people listen to these athletes like they know everything? It sucks that when they have money, people will blindly follow them.

Now you know how every intellect feels when athletes thank god

>They DID use all the black actors, didn't they?

That's where the Chinese one was, shitlord.

Now it changed. Good because I don't care about the pregame like you do, you fucking semen slurping kike mother fucker.

>you have to be a politician to point out social injustice

But according to you and a lot of low iq Americans they should just shut be good boys and dribble. They’re uppity negroes who are lucky to be able to live in he US right?

being a real politician doesn't mean anything these days, have you taken a look at who's in office these days?

politicians are relevant these days because of their ability to network and fundraise, has nothing to do with their policy expertise. None of these guys are policy wonks

slippy g at the game

>Kevin heart
Tired of this faggot

Are they cool now? Russ soft for this

WHY THE FUCK IS KEVIN HART IN EVERYTHING?

Basketball is rigged

nah, you just best be prepared to back up your assertions if you want to pretend to be a political pundit

Cringe

why the fuck is kevin hart at every asg weekened for the last 6 years

what the hell is this garbage

WTF WHEN DID JAMIE FOXX SING?

when is the actual game scheduled to start? all this preamble is fucking boring

He's a master of self promotion, because he is honestly the least funniest person I have ever seen in my life.

wriggle it

just a little bit

KD said he was the problem.

Russ being the humble man he is accepted KD's apology and using his moral superiority in the situation.

How many times has slavery been paid back now through redistribution?
And blacks are still a huge net negative.

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are all these dancers men in drag?

Shut the fuck up and play some hockey you leafnigger

>Jamie Foxx

Should have Kendrick perform. It's only right

SHE TAKE MY MONEY

What the fuck is this. Why is there grown men with a horse head on a stick

Is this black culture?

what is this shit

WHEN I'M IN NEED

this is embarrassing

WE WUZ ROCKY

Kevin Hart is really, really funny.

this is what happens when we let LA host shit, it's fucking cringey and autistic af

Can a single person explain to me what the point of this is?

Just shut up and dribble

>Hakuna Matana
>Matana
ITS MATATA YOU UNCULTURED CHIMPANZEE

>Is this black culture?
Yes.

niga wtf is this gay shit....

We Wuz Django And Shieet

this is trash

You wouldn't know what it like to be black in America. You most likely get your information form Cred Forums or other similar websites. Black Americans are systematically held back in this country and until you live in their shoes you wouldn’t understand

jesus christ just play the game what is this autism

Honestly what the fuck is this

Fuck this shit. Gonna go play Fallout 4 until half time.

Los Angeles homos and weirdos overproducing shit for no reason

oh it's top gun hat man

Why can't they just do the player intros and play basketball.

Steampunk/Holocaust shit?

LE FUNNY TOP GUN HAT MAN

>redistribution
midkek

That was the signal to whites for a walkout

>queen latifa
kek, thank god Im drunk

ok adam devine is based tho

Faux news

WTF IS THIS

The fuck is this random ass mix of people??

what the fuck is going on

>hey instead of letting the nba players play basketball, let's just get a bunch of B celebrities to sing some shit

fuck donald trump

>just realized that's the nigga from Workaholics

I'm not even mad anymore. FUCK KEVIN HART THOUGH lil nigga is annoying as fuck.

>tfw still have a Top Gun hat irl

This is why America is the worst country in the world

Tired of this niglet tbqhwyf

holy shit
it's Steven Crowder

>I don’t like what I’m watching instead of turning the channel and waiting for the game to start I’ll conti to watching just to bitch and moan

Every fucking year

Fuck you! TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP!!

>let's get b list actors (maybe a c here and there) to rap to a rocky theme song while name dropping NBA stars

I can't wait for Cleveland to host this shit so it goes straight to the game

Good explanation actually...

And why is Rob Riggle in every sports related comedy bit. He's somehow less funny than David Koechner even though he is exactly the same

Kevin Hart finna bae an aw stah!

>cali weirdos represent all of America

who unironically enjoying this here?

TLDR 85 average IQ race.
All else is pointless to discuss.

har_en - wezzbrook
lurry - l38ron - snake

IT'S NEVER ENDING HOLY FUCK

LUDA

should've got dave chappelle
not the "look at how great we're as a diverse society", but the "i don't give a fuck how you feel" chappelle

finally someone good

BALL DON'T LIE

This is awful, just start the game already

THIS IS OUR SHOW LIKE IT OR GET OUT WHITEFAGS. WE EVEN PUT ROB RIGGLE IN SO AS TO NOT OFFEND YOUR WYPIPO SENSIBILITIES. YOU WILL BOW TO BLACK PANTHER AND BLACK CULTURE OR GTFO.

Holy fucking cringe

shut up and dribble

was it autism?

Dude, is this supposed to lure FA's to LA?

>backflipping chinks

FUCK THIS JOBAWOCKY AMERICAS GOT TALENT BULLSHIT, JJ REDDICK DINDU NUFFIN

That's Apemond, not LeBron

Now they brought the thicc dancers in

who the fuck are these people singing

lol Kevin Hart fucking kills me sometimes I love him, don't get the hate is it just because he's popular?

SHUT UP AND PICK COTTON

To give black beta manlets hope

Did Adam silver write these lyrics

its good ya finna mark

Where’s tekashi 69?

this is fucking disgusting

>this intro

shut up and dribble

cringe

This is just awful.

>mfw this gay nigga shit
true niggas listen to fat joe

First Amendment rights faggot. They can say what they want to say.

Shut up and dribble

This is so sad.

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

BBBabbies BTFO!!
No Ball in sight during all-star weekend

True niqqas listen to Mozart

Underrated post

I watch wwe and this is the most cringeworthy thing I've ever seen in my life

>descendants of niggers calling others low IQ
my sides

GO KEVIN, GO KEVIN, GO KEVIN GO

Oh No!! No more please!!

>I watch wwe

good lord

>its good
take a shower and get a clue

no one is suggesting that the federal government should stop them from speaking
1st amendment is irrelevant here

>dont voice your opinion, you dont understand the issue

I see you grasp why athletes should shut up

Millennials were a mistake.

>ironic broadway musical intro that is genuinely and ironically unfunny and painfully long

Truly this is the work of LA's greatest millenial production agencies

My nigga Boogie

Remind me why K Love is here?

IM WET KEVIN LOVE IS SO HANDSOME

>this intro

If they just had this stage set up to introduce players without that music shit it would actually be kinda cool

sorry son, there is no "out of africa" theory anymore

DNA studies are a thing

And people can say that they don't respect and opinion from someone who just barley passed Akron Publix schools

W A S T E D
A
S
T
E
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tHANK YOU SO MUCH ADAM SILVER FOR ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN

GOD KEVIN HART STFU

he's hurt?

>dragic over simmons
still terrible

John Wall is so handsome, I swoon

>Dwayne Casey's lips

Why that nigga look like a character from DBZ?

this is incredibly fuckin gay and unfunny

boogie is borderline depressed, he shouldnt have come.

the injured guys look pissed to be there

Kevin Hart is the black John Cleese you fucking losers

>wearing sunglasses indoors
Can anyone explain this meme to me?

As the user you replied to, I agree. I'm a GEN X'er faggot.

>Cousins looking sad as fuck

was not ready for that

>Goran Dragic first all-star game
I swear he was an all-star during his years with the Suns.

Kevin Hart is a fucking faggot stop making every all star about you

>Schedule; NBA all star game 2:00 am
>2:16, game still hasn't started

where the fuck is porzgod

he's shook and literally about to cry, shades hide it better

LOL, that is what I thought

when u finna get lit and dont want people to know

yeah, he'll be back soon, beal's been doing a hell of a job other than the celtics game.

It looks cool
his knee is being repaired

mine says 8 20

>being a whiny little bitch bandwagoner
Should've been

ANDRE DRUMMOND LOOKS CHILL

can we start the fucken game already

why do they have to bring this stupid unfunny 5’2 manlet to every national sporting event

Dragić is the only one who didn't shook Harts hand. Pls don't paint us as racist America

fuck donald trump

>ywn have all the lakers girl force you to sniff their farts

why even live?

drummond is so based

Somewhere in Latvia crying

you think the NBA cares about Euro's?

of course not

You think maybe the producers told him to go out and perform.

God forbid they switch it up for once

these "jokes" arent funny

PG13 is now pissed at Lemidget man. He wont go to LA because he cant stand him

this blackie midget better shut the fuck up... what the hell man

...

shut up and dribble

>trannies

How the fuck did kevin hart become relevant?

kyrie mad af lul

greetings from the future,
game ended 80-76 no one played defense and everyone meme-chucked throughout

Yeah this is so much better than announcing the players and then playing the game on time

Kevin Hart is a douche

ok that kyrie joke was alright

Been there done that pic related is me

Kyrie not amused

WESTBENCH

These girls must be tired

Why are white people so triggered by EVERYTHING?

i fucking hate kyrie

lmao every player is pissed as hell except for wesbrook

Black people are a special kind of cringe

LeBron starting lineup is crazy

>80-76
>no one played defense

Shut up Mohammad

L-bron babby?

He used to be funny, how he’s still riding his hype from 2010/2013 is beyond me

>Cred Forums was a mistake

ftfy

I blame black people for Kevin Hart's existence

0/10

For fuck sake geh zum schlafen brudi

>all the starters laughing at Kyrie

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>kyrie still thinks the earth is flat, after tesla got him btfo

FLAT EARTHERS BTFO

If it bothers you so much turn it off until the game starts fucking faggot

calm down mario

I miss Rose acting autistic when everybody was dancing.

ty

fuck this i'm going to fap

say something nice about Stephen Curry

ahbahhaha gayrie BTFO

Westgod starting

>kyrie legit pissed

EARTH FLATTER BTFO

Kyrie BTFO

stephs fgp was 28-105

>Being this made that the show is this embarrassingly bad

damn what song is this?

START THE FUCKING GAME

If the earth isn't flat how come Kevin hart is so short

Wheres the rock and roll music?

KYRIE BTFO

START THE FUCKING GAME FFS

>the earth is not flat kyrie

ok I laughed

I’m not the one bitching

DAME DOLLA

>the flath earth of kryrie

Draymond awkward as FUCK

soundCLOUD RAPPER

that blue haired azn qt 3.14 dancer

muh dick

youtube.com/watch?v=2AIJuRGYmWk

what did you produce it or something you absolute mong - criticism is allowed on this site unlike on reddit

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

Girl on stairs, left, bottommost has a nice ass

wtf is up with team stephen music?

>klay awkwardly standing on the stage too long like an autist

it's a banger senpai

...

>these cheerleaders dancing during the starting lineup announcement
muh dik

klay is chill

klay LMAOOOOOOOOO HE DONT WANNA BE THREEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>next episode

KYLE

PRETTY PACK

LOWRY

>introduces Klay Thompson
>he just stands there on the stage

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO this nigga is fucking ZOOTED

i would fuck jimmy in the ass no homo

who /legod/ here?

Rednecks are free to say their wrong opinions. But if I need to listen to someone tell me about fucking my sister ill start taking there opinions on that serious

No i didn’t produce it. But this isn’t my first all star game

These things are usually drawn out and extravagant

Is he /ourguy/

not even ironically
Huncho jack is patrician bangers

They lowkey just revealed the draft order did anyone else notice that?

lmfao

would you eat Kevin Hart's asshole for a million dollars?

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start the game already holy shit

Lowry kinda cute no homo

Yes?

You mean 180-176 mein Freund

How do they not get bored of this constant bumping?

Giannis antemakiiiii jannnis antemakiii

lebron literally posted it on insta

maybe so, that’s a lot of paper senpai

DEMAR ''IM DEPRESSED'' DEROZAN

>trying to pronounce him name will make your mouth dry and your breath stink

KEK

The cheerleader dancing is cringe

what a faggot

If you post it again maybe they will. Go ahead give it another try

>thinking Curry took DeRozan before Giannis
no, it was already revealed Giannis was the 2nd pick

be honest, hes going to get MVP right?

all the clippers girls are T H I C C

seth curry

Curry is such a fucking soyboy

post your drank

fellas can i get a couple (You)s ouhea

the field goal p was 6% and a lot of turn overs because everyone tried halfcourt chucks and treys each chance they got
plus its mes amis

this is so so bad

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i hate niggers

dont they realize they are just zoo monkeys for us?

START THE GAME ALREADY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You didn't finish the bottle last night?

What is John Wall status again?

i wonder how much kevin hart pays tnt to be able to shill himself nonstop

i miss my boy

steph's team is trash

here's your (You)

Oooo Canada can't you see?

>Jkap
oy vey

OH SHIT NOBODY IS KNEELING

OH SHIT NOBODY IS KNEELING

OH SHIT NOBODY IS KNEELING

OH SHIT NOBODY IS KNEELING

No, he didn't. Horford and LAM were the last two picked.

holy shit even the national anthem, why am i watching this

>doorstopper peepee
>MVP

LeBron is going destroy the rest of the season and win it again

>PA calling the game the "presentation of colors"

Shameful... No we will not #shutupanddribble

>O Canada
>barenaked ladies
Soy
O
Y

iOOOOOOOOOO CANADA WHY

>Game supposed to start at 8
>It's already 8:30

BARENAKED LADIES SOMEBODY PINCH ME

>canada

BNL???? WTF???!!!!

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>Barenaked ladies

Holy shit did I have a stroke and wake up in 2005?

CANADA AngelThump

thank god for the mute button, I would booing the shit out of the place during the National Anthem if I had to listen to Kevin Hart for that long

damn moot sings like *that*?

I bought a 1.75L -_-

Barenaked Ladies look like THAT now???

Do they have to sing oh Canada just because of the raptors?

>bear naked ladies
*kneels*

Try kneeling on hardwood floors, that shit hurts.

>"us"

Numale band

...

Take your stance boys

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING PUSSY SHIT

brings a tear to my eye

8:30pm

Game hasn't even started

>canadian anthem in the us

OOOO CANADA

...

thats some leg work on the real, they'd be burning

So this is the face of Canada, a bunch of soyboys

>Barenaked
lmao what

Soyboy anthem

>canada

THIS ANTHEM IS FUCKING TRASH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIRST TIME IVE HEARD HAAHAHADSDHSB CANADA IS GAY

Did they say "us"

>in all of us command
gg trudeau

FUCK THOSE PC FAGGOT LADIES

please remain standing

ehhh nah

>wearing ripped jeans

FERGIE

UH HUH

Why the fuck is this intro so damn long?

b a s e d

nice image, fellow straight male

MY LUMPS

MY LOVELY LADY HUMPS

CHECK IT OUT

TEAM LEBRON = TEAM WORLD

TEAM STEPH = TEAM USA


Also this TEAM shit is fucking retarded. I like the draft but I don't think a single player should be responsible for selecting All-Stars...yes I know that it's not like LeBron could select JR and Tristian over Kyrie and KD but still....it's just a shitty way to select All-Stars. We all know K Love shouldn't have been selected....definitely not over Ben Simmons...shit is lame as fuck.

lmao

more like
>Soooy Caanadaa

OOOOOOOOHHHHHH

CANADAAAAAAAAAAA

Write and email to TNT get everyone fired that’ll show them not to waste your time

Such trash omg

wtf Fergie

Remind me of Canada’s sexual orientation?

right here

...

IT’S BEEN

Why does the USA have to be so fucking extra?

BNL >>>>> fergieson

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Fergie

She's probably been BLACKED several times today

what the fuck is she doing

this is good

I wish fergie would die

who this bish

they did

>this entire half hour

WTF is this lounge version shit?

did fergie get plastic surgery?

>hamming up the national anthem
This shit pisses me off but I would still let fergie sniff meth off my penis

is this like a sexy usa anthem?

my boner is raised full mast

>this singing

>FURGIE

fergie "album flopped but we couldn't find anyone else" ferg

this is the worst us anthem in awhile

Lol wtf is this Canadian shit

basketball is the worst sport of the major 4

Christ, she's fucking awful.

I changed the channel

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Who is literally down on 1 knee right now?

fuck donald trump

>slutting up the national athem
Fucking fergie you should keep that shit to whoever you sleep with in your room.

Holy fuck Fergue you are absolute cack

I’d rather them kneel than listen to Fergei sing this garbage pop version of the anthem

bro my fucking ears

>random green text

kloves played his best this year since twolves though?

am i high

talk shit about the canadian anthem all you want but you guys still got your anthem butchered tonight too :^)

Because he is delusional enough to think basketball will ever reach soccer levels of popularity

fergie sucks wtf

there something really wrong with that announcers voice, like he's sniffed a bunch of coke throughout his life

fucking cringing rn la

Fergie trying to pretend she's a good singer is awful.

>California
>National Anthem

I’m surprised they haven’t banned it yet.
I mean, sure it sounds crazy, but it’s also crazy to legalize aids anyway so yeah.

RATE THIS ANTHEM FROM 1-10

RATE THIS ANTHEM FROM 1-10

RATE THIS ANTHEM FROM 1-10

RATE THIS ANTHEM FROM 1-10

>draymond literally laughing

>ABSOLUTE SHIT ANTHEM
fucking muted this she should be ashamed
why can't these pop singers just fucking sing this shit normally and not personalize it?

She is overdoing it

...

HGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post 2015 BNL >>>> furbie

nice anthem amerifats

START THE FUCKING GAME

Fucking hell draymond

me
we must resist oppressive imperialist powers

And a divorce yes

Your mom is down on 2 knees if you know what I mean

why would they have the people's republic of california's flag in front of the american one?

Is she fucking this up on purpose?

...

And saved to shook folder, friend

>Fergie

shes ugly now.. sad!

fergie gave me cancer

>Amerimutts are standing up in their living rooms are clapping and shooting their guns right now

disgraceful

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>Black Eyed Pees

This is unamerican as fuck

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Having a BLACKED over the hill roastie sing the national anthem
>Murrica

>honor guard
>all mexican

can't wait for this country to crumble in 2 generations 2bh

major 4? Basketball and Football (soccer) are the only international sports

-6,000,000/10

Shit anthems

this is painful

OH SHIT ITS OUR GUY

OH SHIT ITS OUR GUY

OH SHIT ITS OUR GUY

OH SHIT ITS OUR GUY

4

Fergie would get it right up the shitter

You guys got off lite compared to the shit our anthem just got dragged through

haaaaaa america yall took the L tonight lmao

That's not saying much when his Twolves stats are inflated because of shit teammates and he's played like a middle aged white women for majority of his time there in Cleveland. You'd get more out of starting Ellen Degeneres over KLove nigga.

CANADA > AMERICA

BARENAKED LADIES BTFO OF FERGIE

ITS 1812 AGAIN

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>California
>America

Why is Draymond such a fucking mouthbreather? Also that was the worst singing I've ever heard.

fergie fucking sucks kek

1-10=-9

Dam Fergie is full MILF status

did the audience laugh because draymond green was looking dumb af ?

also, that was the worst star spangled banner performance ive ever heard holy shit

studying for a midterm rn but I can hear the pregame from my roommate watching in the other room. was it all as terrible as it sounded?

both sucked ass. holy shit my ears

And that's a good thing

Not exaggerating - it was the worst rendition of the american national anthem i've ever heard

you have no idea what a country is
>"United" States

My ceiling status: BTFO

You have horrible taste

Someone link pls.

I love draymond, you guys are so triggered by his bants.

YALL NIGGERS HATE EVERYTHANG

WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ATROCIOUS INTRO IS A FUCKING FAGGOT. FUCKING CRINGE. SHIT SKITS AND FUCKING FERGIE TRYING TO ACT SEXY WHILE SINGING NATIONAL FUCKING ANTHEM? ARE U KIDDING ME?? KEVIN HART WAS GOOD THO

>Nba thread
>Blacked joke

>most insufferable libtard on tv
>our guy

try again sweetie

1 - worse than when that chick forgot the words and had to walk off

who the fuck keeps bananas in the fridge. Do you happen to like rotten bananas in a few days?

>no milk bag

are you saying that anthem was good

>women talking about sports
JUST PLAY THE FUCKING GAME OH GOD THIS IS SO MUCH CRINGE

is nba kill?

>ftfy
What does this mean in English?

Whose winning MVP

also quick send me something good to fap to on sadpanda

I unironically believe Whiteside and Khris Middelton have had better seasons than Ben Simmons

dubs fan here, super tired of his bitching

YASSSS QUEEEEENNNN!!

It's not bants. The dude is legit 10 IQ points below everyone else in the NBA.

What the shit was that?

Who listened to the rendition and said "yea, this is good enough for live national TV"

other players and celebs had a straight face even though blondie was sucking.

"LA is the best place on earth"

Hot take of the year right there

USA ALREADY WON

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that's not harvey weinstein

wtf is this shit

also
>tfw rashida will never dominate you

rashida jones can get it

based

oh shit its the office lady

ain't you a sensitive little bitch, just like that carnival barker charlatan cocksucker you revere

>the people here are like cool
>It's the best place ever


Paul george is not going to LA, nobody is going to LA

whats the over/under on how big shaq's penis is?

A solid -3

I PUT MY WAFFLES TO ROAST FOR 2 O CLOCK FOR THE GAME, WHEN THE GAME DOESN'T START BEFORE 2:30
MON FUCKING DIEU

>not knowing draymeme has an elite BBIQ
sad

Rashida Jones looking old and busted nowadays

who are these thots

harden

smash or pass?

damn, she could titty fuck Shaq while standing

what would women know about teamwork? start the game already

Yes.

>nearly 40+ minutes of bullshit just so i can watch basketball

>gf is reading Twitter and cracking up at all these stale ass memes and reaction images

I hate my life

i would fuck rashida jones and choke her until she passed out

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>THIS FUCKING HYPE

IT'S BASKETBALL, PLAY THE DAMN GAEM FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THE FAUX INSPIRATIONAL CELEBRITY DICKSUCK

FUCK L.A FUCK ADAMN SILVER

2. Only thing that saved it from a 1 is that she actually sang the entire thing without stopping. For reference, Carl Lewis is a legit 1.

holy fuck i hate this

its average, some bitch he fucked wrote a book about famous people she'd ridden

let me know when the low IQ Trump voters are actually able to do that without bleating "FAKE NEWS"

black women talking and being symbolic of NBA players in the clutch

wtf

Why are we watching a bunch of women talk about nothing

>amerimutt fake commercial “pasta”
>amerimutt “icecream”
>amerimutt food in general

what went wrong?

>kick people in the nuts and chimp out at refs every game
>get suspended in the Finals and cost your team a championship
>elite BBIQ

rashida jones produced that retarded hot girls wanted movie on netflix

wow young whores are taking advantage of for being whores wow so emotional wow

smash

this is awful!!

Lebron's production company produced the entire thing.

>all star game
>basketball
pick one

>All-Star “game”
36 minutes into broadcast and not a single minute of basketball played

OMG WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO RASHIDA JONES SHE LOOKS LIKE THE EXORCIST

If Steph's team wins does that mean that technically Canada won because of DeRozan?

pls not be tru?

>team stephen

Why did Steph get the most cheers out of anyone, including LeBron?

NEW

was thinking this wtf

>This is what they think the average NBA fan will enjoy

I think I'm watching the wrong sport

eugh, is that actually what she looks like now? tf happened

LeLineage > MJKB

Fixed that for you Mr. Redditor.

You just know.

to be fair, you shouldnt be shocked that a meaningless exhibition is a shitfest

Great, now we have to listen to Marv "Dementia" Albert

why tf are your games in the fridge lmao

OMG GUYS I THINK WE NEED 27 MORE MINUTES OF PREGAME SEGMENTS! MUST BE SOME STUFF THEY HAVENT COVERED YET.

START THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY

reggie miller is so annoying

Oh boy Reggie Miller and Chris Webber gonna bring some shitty american dad banterr and random dumbass hollering. The dunkcontest was actually insufferable

wtf how did nobody notice

trendy gen z social media shit
nba players used to keep it more real

rashard lewis banged lebrons wife?

IT STILL HASNT STARTED. FORTY (40) FUCKING MINUTES

that's what im worried about too.

Why can't we have based Harlan

Seriously though, 2 generations of kings. Blessed!

Probably.

LeBron to LA based on his donation choice

and we both wanna saying FUCK TRUMP

Mike conley was actually cucked in real life. He's raising some other dudes kid

>8:40 pm

They have to he la charities

I kind of see team Steph as more interesting, but Lebron's team is sooo overpowered

hold on commercial break before tipoff

Why do nba players get married?

holy shit they’re playing d

Smash. Anally.

they need motivation after a white woman takes all their monies

MJ lost over 150 mil in his divorce. You'd think nba players would learn from their idols mistake

honestly the most egregious thing in that pic is the bananas
I tried putting them in the fridge once and it makes them so gross

that was sick

yonkers playing in the background

I hope Lebron never get a divorce. I'd hate to see him lose half his shit

who /teamlebron/ here

t. LeBron's accountant

He's been with his wife since high school so probably not

If he's banging hoes on the side and she finds out then it will happen.

Plenty of high school sweetheart marriages fail

Do you guys think Steph curry is as straight laced as portrayed or is he another tiger woods in that he's got tons of hoes on the side?

Not understanding nigger language does not make me a reddit user.

>lebeta trying to hurt the process in the asg

These guys are missing shots purposely to make the game look like being competitive

Bon Curry

ayessha has him whiped, his dick on a fucking string.It honestly makes me uncomfortable.Like that skit that they made at the nba awards last year where stephen was the dude from get out and ayesha was brainwashing him.That feels like what their relationship is like

This is going to be a lesser version of the 2001 All-Star

The teams want to win, they are just warming up.

How do any of these guy know their wives actually give a fuck about them as people?

>tfw put 1k on the under

good call

It's a real bragging rights game. Defence will be played

D-Wade is smart man. His wife makes a good amount of money and she stuck with him after he knocked up some other broad

what was the line

I got in at under 346. the line dropped to like ~330 since

Looks like a typical Raptors game

Couldnt find no snacks so I'm frying up some bacon boys! Got me a coors light to go along. Winning!

The meme chucking begins.

>team lebron
>Lebron team with all all-stars
>trash without Lebron

It's like it's a fucking virus....

nice, if the tone/defensive effort at the beginning of this game is any indication then you're looking good

sprinters diet
cut out the sugar and carbs

pork rinds work as well

The NBA All Star Game

now with personal grudges and Chad picked teams

This bacon fire doh

>Run up
>shoot 3
>miss
>repeat the other way
I fucking hate basketball now

Looks like they already stopped playing defense. It only took about 5 minutes into the game.

This seriously looks like every Raptors game this season

The bench all-stars are going to play the whole 4th quarter for Curry's team

thats just the way the all star games are.Its like even when they change the format these dudes dont give a shit

I think last year was better since it was high energy.everyone looks tired tonight

Whos else gets kinda hyped for this shit every year and then gets seriously let down?

do we really need all star games anymore

how are you going to get let down?

the LeBron superteam is down badly. Either way, you get a superstar dethroned or his vindication with a comeback

>faggot adam silver relocates the all star game to fucking new orleans at the last minute because muh butthurt lgbtqixyz+
>nobody cares about the game
>forgettable dunk contest and 3 pt contest

this year was 100x better than last year even if its not that good

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it. They need to bring back segregation. I fell at this point most black people wouldn't really have a problem with it and white people would love that shit.

Will the Chinese government take on the task of organizing blacks into resource developing industrious people?

Sometimes when I lol I don't actually laugh out loud

>16-2 run
Of course that was not part of the plan to keep viewers right?

>I fell at this point most black people wouldn't really have a problem with it and white people would love that shit.

Theyre starting to play d again guise

>Sometimes when I lol I don't actually laugh out loud
Peak Leaf.

players have annoying earpieces so Adam Silver can direct their actions while it happens

Not if black people get poor ass cheap shit and white people get beautifully gated communities. That will cause an uprise and things will be right back how it is now. Give everyone run of the mill nuke town style homes and its a somewhat better idea yet still wouldn't work. we must coexist

you should see the billboards for the local alternative radio station I stole that line from

That express commercial is cringey desu

why don't blacks just build Wakanda?

How long have blacks been in Africa where all the resources and sheet are?

Lol that's already how it is though. Would work perfectly, no one would need to be relocated. I tried black people, I really tried. But you've had 200 years to assimilate and you just keep getting worse. Time is up.

In that case, Peak Leafs.

I am about ready to switch to ufc.

I’m never complaining about the Super Bowl again

whos the short hair chick that came out of hte truck? is that amber rose?

I love that bald chick

...

Lol is anyone even in this thread at this point

Wanna fuck?

Lewd

Not hearing a "no", though...

REFBALL