Starting Order:
1 - CZE - MANSOUROVA Cortney / CESKA Michal
2 - UKR - NAZAROVA Alexandra / NIKITIN Maxim
3 - GER - LORENZ Kavita / POLIZOAKIS Joti
4 - ISR - TANKOVA Adel / ZILBERBERG Ronald
5 - OAR - ZAGORSKI Tiffani / GUERREIRO Jonathan
6 - FRA - LAURIAULT Marie-Jade / LE GAC Romain
7 - ESP - HURTADO Sara / KHALIAVIN Kirill
8 - TUR - AGAFONOVA Alisa / UCAR Alper
9 - GBR - COOMES Penny / BUCKLAND Nicholas
10 - CHN - WANG Shiyue / LIU Xinyu
11 - SVK - MYSLIVECKOVA Lucie / CSOLLEY Lukas
12 - KOR - MIN Yura / GAMELIN Alexander
13 - POL - KALISZEK Natalia / SPODYRIEV Maksym
14 - JPN - MURAMOTO Kana / REED Chris
15 - ITA - GUIGNARD Charlene / FABBRI Marco
16 - CAN - GILLES Piper / POIRIER Paul
17 - CAN - WEAVER Kaitlyn / POJE Andrew
18 - USA - SHIBUTANI Maia / SHIBUTANI Alex
19 - USA - CHOCK Madison / BATES Evan
20 - CAN - VIRTUE Tessa / MOIR Scott
21 - FRA - PAPADAKIS Gabriella / CIZERON Guillaume
22 - USA - HUBBELL Madison / DONOHUE Zachary
23 - OAR - BOBROVA Ekaterina / SOLOVIEV Dmitri
24 - ITA - CAPPELLINI Anna / LANOTTE Luca
Figure Skating - Ice Dance Short Dance
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First for Shib Shibz
Will there be qt girls in this event?
ice dance is fucking gay
they don't even jump
>no jumps
>no spins
Ice Dance is shit
Nevermind, I see it now. Who are we rooting for?
no Johnny on NBCSN today?
him and Tara dont do ice dance commentary
>the trinity
the gayer the better, this is figure skating.
ice dance is not the good kind of gay
Pls don't choke
DANCE !?
they do spins and lifts, plenty of chances for you pervs to see undies.
This.
Pairs short/free is so much better.
>no Johnny
How am I supposed to enjoy this?
Shibsibs wont fuck this up right?
WHERE MY SHIBFITS AT?
>based johnny knows ice dance isn't worth the time of day
>yellow dress
It's shit already
It's the Tessa Olympics, sweetie. Maybe a 4th place
can you imagine him and johnny on-screen at the same time?
>czech named ceska
...
>unironically supporting incest
That was meh
it's the next big meme since cuckshit is dying
>believing memes
they got dope in the last 10 seconds, i want more of that.
everything the announcer says the judges are looking for is shit.
Did Canada successfully try to cheat by sending their skating federation's president as a judge or it was refused?
Is anyone making webms? I liked the bit where he pulled her through his legs and up, pretty slick.
The womens half-pipe right now is even more underwhelming
Holy crap that dress is ugly
>that dress
OH NO NO NO
What the fuck is on her leg?
>slavs in charge of good taste
Nice music
...
I unironically think outfits should count as presentation points. Get some better stylists.
Wasn't it the wife of the president who went?
I want to see what she looks like nekked, in bed.
outfit aside that was dope
These are all the lower ranked teams.
I'd like to fuck her hard, if you know what I mean.
go Lakers!
She's hot what's her name.
Bit slow but the coreography is alright. A shame that latin music apparently means frilly outfits.
The president is a woman: Leanna Caron. And she's been appointed as a judge during the Olympics. Dunno if she's judging tonight though.
I hope Tessa and Scott win another gold desu
Nice ass on this one
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I thought pairs skating was done
she is
Hey huebro, are you using streams to watch the winter olympics? If so, are using vpn?
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This is ice dancing nigga
>you'll never dance with future alexandra trusova and watch the Olympics together
fug, it's ogre for Papadakis/Cizeron then
So does that guy fuck his sister or what?
I have cable, m8. Watching on SporTV.
...
...
ice dance is pairs skating but more boring
>the jews are loose
surprised her nose doesnt throw off her balance desu
Kek
I like Mas Que Nada too but there's more samba than that. I guess the royalties are too expensive on the others.
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Her ass needs a good spanking
Armpit kino desu
Rabbi Bergblattstein taking time away from the Torah to be in the Olympics. Based.
...
when will palestine get to be in the olympics?
Do these Jews have to show a sheet with a trickle of blood on it after their first dance?
When will Taiwan get to be in the Olympics and not Olympic Athletes from Chinese Taipei?
...
They can already, they have sent quite a few to the summer olympics in the past years. They just don't have any winter athletes I suppose.
Outfits are much better in this group
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hate to ask, but is there any stream? i'm watching i found one in russian and nbcsn is showing Bobsleigh
Turkey is white
...
"Just put tassels everywhere, maybe the judges will be too distracted by them to see me fail."
The female dancer with the orange hair
Well, he's been closer to a vagina than I have, I'll give him that.
based russbro
*olympic spectator from russia
did i miss the incest
Hot team
10:36 eastern they take the ice
nope
nope, shib sibs are estimated at 10:36 pm eastern
>that russian girl
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
zagorski looks like she'd be feisty in bed
BRAAAAP
Who is this erection confection?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
oh god this redhead
the last song sounded like coaltar of the deepers.
...
>Newlywed game
[ INCEST INTENSIFIES ]
t-that heavy breathing
Literal perfection.
she's actually a brit that used to skate for France in juniors before her partner quit on her
STOP PROJECTING YOUR INCEST FANTASIES ONTO THE SHIB SIBS
that explains the sjw hair
Perfection
well who was that penis venus?
i-is that dye?
Unless the Americans and Russian conspire to screw Virtue and Moir like they did in Sochi we all know where the gold is going.
>watching ice dancing
absolutely lol
Nothing better on
it's our only real chance for a gold medal for the next 3 days
Begone, fiend.
Her eyebrows are brown so I’d say it is
i watched /turnleft/ all afternoon, i need something comfy to relax
>implying that the shibs can actually beat both canada and france
...
That was pretty good desu.
A) There's nothing else on and B) there are LOTS of qts in skimpy clothing.
>that guy picking up his wife and spinning her around like that
imagine what their sex must be like
>still mad 4 years later
the shib sibs have less of a shot at gold than they do at having a child without severe developmental disabilities
>sore legs
>covered in bruises from falling
>blisters and other gross shit on their feet
i'm guessing it's pretty tame actually
>2 qt3.14 redheads in a row
...
Four years later?
I'm still mad about Stojko getting screwed.
...
still more of a shot than any other american right now
dat hold spin
A literal chav
>this man voice
Eh, there’s Snowboard Big Air right now.
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OYE COMO VA
I like her outfit.
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Canadian announcer
>I want to give her a shout out on her outfit, it looks really nice
Bitch that dress is baby shit yellow
>santana
based
NEEDS MORE COWBELL
S H I B
I
B
S
What's with everyone dancing latin?
forced theme this year
One of the required elements is the rhumba.
I don't get this, this seems like boring shit anyone can do, I wanna watch people fall doing hard spins through the air
its groovy
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Cultural Appropriation is the theme this year
It's a required BPM or something. They al have a Latin or Latin beat short dance I think. Supposedly it's different on different years
Watch the vod
that part of the olympics is over, user. The only event with spins remaining is the ladies program and they barely do anything hard like the guys.
The women's competition is in two days.
It was hip hop last year kek.
That move is Aloha as fuck
The Spanish girl is actually really hot
2022's theme should be >edm
Anyone else remember ice dancing as being more, well, suggestive? I heard they changed the rules, but really, what else did it have going for it?
are the shitbutanis going to win? if not i'm moving to god knows what else is on
well the required part was 'blues', but hip hop was one of the optional secondary rhythms.
Lots of tacky dances all around.
shidd, who won the pairs then?
I always think that, until I see a good one, and they take me on a journey. It's enjoyable only when the dance and music and chemistryisperfect. Other than that, it's just like watching Dancing with the Stars.
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I can't stop looking at the butts
germany
That would be awesome as fuck tbqh
The commentators said something like the women need to cover atleast 40% of their upper bodies now
Germany
Scott and Tessa were originally going to fuck on the rink but they changed it to something more tame.
Never stop looking at the butts
Turkroach and his bought Ukrainian
Man, I haven't heard that Santana song in ages. Good choice by that pair.
>After agreeing to an offer to work for NBC, Adam Rippon @Adaripp decided overnight that he would rather remain as an Olympian, source telling me. Didn’t want to
relinquish his official Olympic standing, give up credential, move out of Team USA housing and miss closing ceremony.
y'all can breathe easy now
Sara Hurtado appreciation moment
not unless there are some serious fuck ups
As soon as Maria Maria started, I knew they were fucking plebs.
>I need feminism, otherwise I'd get triggered by a sport event I only get to watch for 2 hours every 4 years
at least you won't see the field falling down half the time like the clumsy men's skates
>move out of Team USA housing
he didn't want to give up the sex
Is there a version with her skates and hosiery off?
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don't you dare jinx mirai
But it gives us a break from Coldplay
How do I get a cute gf?
I hope Hubble and Donahue win. Their dance where she wore the gold dress partially melted my TV and I had To change my chonies.
1) Be insanely hot and rich
2) Repeat until success
Ridiculous honestly, let them wear whatever they want
Damn. But it’s understandable if he was going to lose Olympic Village access, especially he’s rooming with Mirai.
study necromancy
More likely the older folks complained.
FUUUUCKIN Cldplay. The instrumental half of the song is fine. But there is just something so wonder bread about them.
I saw them live at a festival way back in the day when they were kind of cool, and it was great, but they get more and more basic with every album.
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Be yourself
>I bet someone told Nikolas Cruz thst
Pictures of pairs gold medalist Aliona Savchenko
Elevator music desu
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long ponytails are the best.
What makes this event good is the sensuality
The gay male figure skaters really ruin the vibe
Completely agree, and I'm not just saying that because I'd like to see it. Figure skating is an inherently aesthetic sport, and good looks are a part of aesthetics, despite what the sjw movement would like to believe.
How do I become hot?
He had a girlfriend, though. He should've stopped being a spastic cunt.
Most of the men are in shape, what are you talking about?
I have no fucking idea bro.
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did shibutani twins go yet?
get rich
Because they never challenge themselves musically so things sound the same and it gets boring.
Still love Viva la Vida though. Cred Forums can suck my dick on that one.
Whatever floats your boat my man.
I'm just saying things come across more fluidly when its two people who are interested in each others' sex, or even have a bit of lust for the other.
i didn’t even know we had a second team
Nope. Come back at 10:30ish.
Guess what user, we actually have 3 in this event
Unless you're attracted to men. i see how it is. It's all about you. God forbid anyone else wanna fap
That means that they’re probably shit. The Shib Sibs are top contenders and can get the silver at least.
Is that in 15 minutes?
t. GMT+1 fag
I'm with you on that , dancing where the guy looks like her fag bff doesnt really do it for me . but I still admire their work of course
hour and 15
81 bings from now
About 1 bong 15 bings.
>tfw not a zamboni driver
Right, thanks
I don't have anything fully against them, but their best song it Trouble, and I don't really need anything else from them. Ever.
But no, that's not my point. What matters is the vibe. A gay man and a woman doesn't "match", just as how a straight man and a lesbian woman wouldn't "match" (it would just look awkward, like a beta orbiter couple).
Whether its a gay male:gay male couple skating or a straight male:straight female couple skating, they'll have that vibe.
Doesn't sound like to difficult of a dream to attain. user, I know you can do this
What's your three favorite Coldplay songs?
1. Just Like Heaven
2. Talk
3. Politik
>liking Coldplay
>turbo
You are weird as fuck.
It all depends on how good at acting the dancers are.
Is the Shibutani thing weird to everyone else?
1. Violet Hill
...
>asks if incest is weird
yes burger, it is
3. Don't Panic
2. Creep
1. Moves Like Jagger
All that touching is unnatural for siblings, imo.
Trouble, Yellow, and White Christmas they played in 2002 in LA one time. After that you can scrape them into the compost.
This, but specifically eurobeat
They win stuff, and they're always in TV and no one mentions that it's weird and it's freaking me out.
no way, it's going to be France & Canada one way or the other unless something flukey happens.
Hubble/Donahue actually won Nationals btw.
Is incest legal in Canada or is that just for bestiality oral?
>not that one song which plays in the Peter Pan movie
Nice #3 I think the live version where they break it down is one of the most intense songs ever I can ironically headbang to that.
>no one mentions that it's weird
>everyone brings up incest all the time
no one thinks about their partnership sexually except us deviants on Cred Forums
post korean pussy
>kiss cam
ok switch my number 3 with that
Don't be worried, America only likes them because they win stuff for America. Doubt even 5% of the people who have heard of them have ever watched them skate.
Like a spark , barbie girl eurobeat mix (Andrea) , and some Leslie parish stuff. My fucking dick would die
Holy shit, that shadow tricked me really hard.
White guy representing Korea?
Asian guy representing U.S.
fags in Korea have to stay in hading, no choice but to import some for this
>the Japanese Chris Reed
Holy shit!
from the town of Ching Chong?
>despacito
actually surprised it took this long
DES
DES PA CITO
Johnny and Tara are in the studio. I guess they only show up for closers.
>walk into the olympics
>DES PA CITO
PA
Based China kek
>#Despacito
CITO
Welcome to Pyeonchang | Despacito | Spins and Tricks | Upskirt 2018 | HD
Post pic.
upvoted
What is the hype about this song? There is nothing special about it whatever.
WAKA WAKA
Real life memes
every year third worlders always have a song they rally around
How do they judge this?
There's no spins
Earworm memes? I don't know. It's the first time I heard it.
#RESPECT
certain footwork and how in sync they are, stuff like that
Everything else is bad I guess?
Top 40 pop bullshit
Don't forget the lifts
>Our best athletes are a tomato head and anchor baby Koreans
Just shib my sibs up senpai
Its what gasolina was except pulls in more Latina grils if that's your thing.
There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando
why is every chick wearing neon colors?
come to Besiktas
Its literally a song about telling your girl to stop pumping you so you don't cum and she does and you can continue longer and really do her right.
COMO LE ENCANTA LA GASOLINA
"Medley by Various Artists"
Thanks for fuckign nothing
wait is it actually? I don't speak mexican
>tfw no this played on olympics in figure skating
youtube.com
maybe that's what it's called
LMAO
Fuck that.
It's supposedly what
said, but the winners end up having the best sex appeal
You can it's Brazilian music with all the whistles and hard drumming
I dunno, it's missing the sound of favela gunfights
>Name your band Various Artists
>lol until the end of time.
Portuguese is such an ugly fucking language
I want to undress you with kisses
Sign the walls of your labyrinth
Make your whole body a manuscript
Basically I want to cum all over you senpai kek
CHI
Can you even Dutch?
>Costume violation
This looks like every small-town Ontario basic couple's engagement photo
oh no no no no
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FUCK
This is pretty boring compared to figure skating, does it get any better?
lmao
Sure, but that's better than a girl and her gay friend
DES PA CITO
>DES
>PA
>CITO
COLONIZED
WAIT, is this not figure skating?????????????????????????
are white bois taking over asia? Is it finally our time?
>despashito
DES
Mariah Carey is cuban
Did you niggas forget about group already? There were 3 couples which did Despacito
ice dancing
>both are US born
REEEEEEE
Its ice dancing
This event has really made me appreciate figure skating (ie. singles) more
Only the best are interesting to watch
Ok. Those are pretty good lyrics
>Empty seats everywhere
CANO
Latin music kinda sucks, lads.
Probably wasn't good enough.
He better get laid tonight
was that last one thalia? she was one of my first crushes
That was Thalia fool
The sport itself is called figure skating, then you have variants of it (disciplines? don't know what it's called in English) like ice dance, which is what we're watching now. Like in cross country skiing you'd have sprint, relay, 50 km, etc, it's still cross country.
How figure skating should to be (with ice obviously):
youtube.com
Who?
Its a work day for the yellows
Yes
FONSI
AGAIN?
>gif
>brazil
>3rd world
>3 (three) despacitos
this is getting old
DOES IT END
Why do ice dancers have such pleb music taste? The plebbisest shit in figure skating was coldplay but most of them had actually decent music. These guys have shitty generic trash.
D E S P A C I T O
Is despacito the only Spanish song created?
what are they so excited about? it wasn’t a personal best and they’re in 4th
DES PA CITO
based
it isn't even noon there and this is ice dancing. nobody is going to show up
I blame the theme
>3 (THREE)
Is this not slow enough for you
>this creativity in song choices
Leaf announcer;
>"Desperato again haha."
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>"I mean Despacito."
Pacito pacito, sabahaba ito
>meme songs
Pop music is practically all about base sex. It used to be more subliminal but now its just completely overt. You can see this change over the course of Brittany Spears' career (from Oops I did it again to "3", literally a song about threesomes)
Ticket resellers are a bane on all humanity
What's the difference between this and the events Duhamel/Radford and the non-German German pair won gold in a few days ago??
>3
>IN
>A
>ROW
do a kickflip
It was the hottest song of 2017. There should be a rule that once a song is selected, other pairs can use it.
that one had real spins and tricks
>No one skating to Ojos Asi
Fuck them all
Canada confirmed to hit 7 quads tonight
Checked and Mapled
What does despacito mean anyway?
>tfw unironically haven't heard Despacito
im a special snowflake :^)
slowly
i'd put my pole in that pole if you know what i mean
A little slow
This is ice dancing, it's easier/less complex. The good couples are amazing though.
slowly
qualified for next round
"knock down my back walls"
It's basically more complicated non-jump technical and no jumps. If you don't look like one solid unit, you won't win shit.
Ice dancers don't do jumps, or overhead lifts, and they generally have to stay close together on the ice. And their judged a lot more harshly because there are less difficult moves
I WANT TO SEE A COUPLE DANCING TO RAMMSTEIN!!
i don't
Okay slowly is better reee
This korean girl has a very deep voice
I heard it first at this year's Grammy kek
why did he set her up for the f5 but not follow through?
will there be different themes for tomorrows round or is it 2 days of despacito?
IRON LOTUS INCOMING!
Not this Olympics. They have music themes to follow.
Ah yes the traditional Japanese name Chris Reed
team ice dance was latin too so it'll be more despacito
Deuxpacito 2bh
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>try to find images from google
>doesn't work
>try to find olympic schedules form google
>doesn't work
I feel like I should've listened to everyone moving to duckduckgo in 2012
>Chris Reed
>japanese
Hi I'm from the "Big" Air and Womens ski halfpipe thread.
crayon pop when
Ah, the famous Japanese province of Michigan.
Fellas, miyamoto
>representing Japan
>Chris Reed
ok
Who /Swan Lake/ here?
tomorrow is the free dance, any music goes
I'm envious. My ex was a lightskinned Mexican basic Bitch. I suffered through despacito but the sex was bretty good
That fucking moustache sucks
Has Silje Norendal qualified?
bing has the schedule
Different one.
The Great Lakes fear the samurai
>inb4 everybody using despacito
hi user, I did the same.
CBC has the schedule.
>Chris Reed was born in Kalamazoo, Michigan.[1]
gooks steal all of our athletes it's just like Osaka in tennis
This girl is really cite
Someone post pics
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT
They should dance to gangnam style just to play to the crowd
you ever hear of this thing called official olympic websites?
Is there a Portuguese version of the song?
Being Japanese or any other nationality for that matter isn't just about ethnicity.
what's the restrictions with today's music?
creamed and dead
He's clearly a half-Jap
In Beijing, we'll have Asian Pop
I'm sorry to hear that, user.
Looks hapa desu
hello friend
yes, in 10th
desu I'd prefer Gangnam Style over Despacito.
From the treasured Japanese gem city of Kalamazoo, Michigan
is this dude mixed or just white?
that’s a lot of lipstick on her teeth
he's a jap
The theme today is latino music I think....
yes and it's shitty and not up to date. google for rio was much better
his dad had that yellow fever
>yes, in 10th
Noice, thanks friend
yet again a set up for an f5 that never came
He wanted to spin asian girls around, you couldn't have developped him as well as they could
He is ethnic Japanese though through his mom.
The rhumba is the assigned pattern dance, then they can also use other latin rhythms for the rest of the program.
They change it every season, last season was blues + hip/hop, jazz. Next season is tango.
Incoming Newlyweds
he's mixed
Probably, but under other misical genre like forró, sertanejo, pagode, eletrofunk, technobrega, arrocha or even lambadão
>Born and trains in Michigan
>Grew up in NJ
>Japanese
this isn't rio and the website has a good schedule and live scoring. I am sorry you have a learning disorder.
I'm just waiting for yakety sax
Awwww, how sad.
How the fuck can niggers even compete?
ITS MOVING OVER TO NBC TVFAGS
SO DONT GET ALL PISSY
JUST CHANGE THE CHANNEL
Refugee from the women's snowboarding and skiing. That was some of the worst shit I've ever seen. How's this going?
Do you guys have latino music since spanish colonisation and all?
italy has not disappointed so far, hopefully a good dance by them
It's not feminism though, it's old people being sexist, the same reason nearly every judged event scores women insanely heavily on grace/form and less on technical, leading to boring ass events.
it's ice dancing
>This is a japanese in 2018.
What went wrong?
Some cuties so pretty good
really boring garbage. Figure skating has been my favorite event so I'm surprised by how boring this is. The final group is supposed to be good tho so we'll see if they make up for the shitters.
alri chang, no one thinks you're not a canadian
Unironically I think forró would've been a good choice for this latin-only event desu
>mom is japanese
>not japanese
Stop pretending to be dumb
Just like the animes
oh shit are they all about to skate at the same time? dance to the death?
>with oldy olson geriatric man streaking nude down the ice
>a fat bong comes chasing him holding a roll of toilet paper
ayyy fuggedaboutit desu ne
Filipino here. No we don't, American colonization removed it.
>anime characters are white
When will this meme stop?
ice dancing is always the most boring of the four
wtf?
>na athetism
>all black
>na swimming
>all white
>na ice skating
>all asian
efficiency right here
This is dancing
You have to cut the other skaters arteries while dancing the whole time. It's intense
=^o
Could they play music from France and Italy sense it's a Latin music theme? Popopo Americano would've been better than despacito
At least the sex appeal makes it a bit less dull than watching the first couple of singleskaters?
Always WMAF, always BLEACHED
>no johnny weir
>good live scoring
Their live score is last updated with Israel. Google's was real time
also it was much simpler to type in the event and get an automatic livescore then clicking multiple links
By na, you mean "at" right?
wicked
>Being Japanese or any other nationality for that matter isn't just about ethnicity.
>Being able to read
Ater the Spanish left, nothing at all besides the shit that has also spread elsewhere like Despacito.
You're welcome
If the theme is latin music can't they use some good latin classical or instrumental shit instead of generic pop shit?
i wish someone skated to suicidal tendencies
OK oh well... would've been interesting!
Fuck, I was about to watch those instead.
What kind of parent lets their son take his sister to the dance? Embarrassing.
inb4 someone skates to paco de lucia
Fuck you.
Are you an incestfag in denial?
singleskaters
wait wow! they actually put The Tragically Hip at the korean olympics holy shit
they probably made him
bro
just post pictures of your sisters for us to choose from
let us rank em
i have no doubt you have at least 3 minimum
how are the britbongs still leading
i know they're about to get slaughtered but still
Rather have that be Japanese than American.
parents who know incest is hot
This. Needs more flamenco.
Hoinestly. if they didn't tell you it's hard to know Asians are brother and sister.
I found the guy who wanted to bone his sister guys.
Look at this manlet
>you will never watch a hanyu:oda ice dance
Snowboarding big air at least had this absolutely adorable Japanese loli who could actually land tricks, maybe check it out just for that
>ethnic bullshit
Ugh.
Shouldn't the couple from Italy being the theme from "The Godfather"?
>tfw took sister to prom
it's not weird guys
>Flamenco
>Latin
You mean Yuzu/Medo-chan, right?
men's big air is gonna be really interesting though
reach deeper into your vocabulary, ethnic is almost a meaningless word
is she cute
Are all these pairs making it to the Free Skate?
There's too many pairs to watch, hard to focus on any pairs other than the Canadians and a few big names.
Has anyone used actually good hispanic music here, like Piazzolla?
Asi
I was too "nice" to reject an ugly girl's invitation to prom, so I skipped the whole event entirely. Didn't let my parents know so I just went to a public park in a suit and ate a bunch of mcdoubles and played solitaire on my phone.
She's a baguette.
why didn't wang and liu dance to the oriental riff
i want maia to perform a step on me sequence
did she gift your her hymen?
yfw shoma calls him 'yuzu-kun' in interviews
>irl anime headpat
Why are the Japanese skaters these games so fucking [spoiler]cute[/spoiler]?
God this event sucks for shitposting
>guignard
FRENCH'D
literally means "unlucky" though
OR ARE WE DANCER
>Too nice to reject a girl
>Leave her standing instead
Cred Forums ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER?
no
Why would you want to shitpost? Figure skating is a pure sport.
Short track is for shitposting.
only bottom 4 get cut i think
Is there anything else on/what good events are gonna be on soon? I think the men's big jump is supposed to start later tonight.
my hands are cold
>chloe kim on this visa commercial
my heart was in that vending machine
If this wasn't on ice would you consider it a sport?
but seriously how are you not banned? I've been banned for much less cancerous post than you make
pls stop ignoring me
Should have clarified - I hinted to her friend that I wasn't going because I was "sick". And because nobody saw me there, she probably didn't feel as bad because my excuse held up.
Curling I think
/thread
I believe the proper word is PIZZAD
jannies are absolutely retarded
tripfags are absolutely retarded
they sympathise
You can always talk about Olympic orgies or how did the men lose their anal virginity like in men's singles
It's more of an activity, but it does require some skill, so it looks good.
Ah okay. So like singles, where only a few gets cut.
bing unironically provides a schedule and an easy read to time table
Any of these leafs good?
>Curling
>good
pick one
ballroom is a sport
it even has a sports anime
Yeah my mistake, Guignard sounds masculine
I need more korean qts pronto
What have magic now?
tessa and scott are the only leafs that matter
They are blowing in the wind
I unironically believe that they hire (if you can call it that) tripfags for jannies that's the only explanation tbqh
h-how did they do that
Does the winner get to cuck all the other men?
Everything is a sport in anime though. We had an anime about competitive butt sumo with superpowers
Is it good ? Might binge it tonight
why would he want to be with a woman with all those hot men around?
There are the second best leafs. Not going to challenge the top 5. But the best are Number 1 in the World though.
ask your dad
it's 100% volunteer work lad
also this is a friendly reminder to NEVER reply to a tripfag
>you'll never have a thicc candian gf rest her booty on the back of your head in front of millions of people in the middle of an ice rink
Why even live?
God that style is shit
More yellows in their segments than Canada.
>You mean Yuzu/Medo-chan, right?
nah
Read the manga. The anime doesn't do it justice.
>Director talked a lot of shit how the anime is better than Yuri on Ice and will do better
>is a poor adaptation of the manga who don't even animate the fucking ballroom scenes and it bombed.
what could have been
She's from Illinois
ping pong anime has the best design by far
it's great dont listen to baka
That's a nose you can believe in
hehe 69
>he doesn't know about Rhythmic Gymnastics
Faggot.
The rest of the competition is all canada
xD
nice set of cans on this semen demon
be da de
Honestly, I wish ballroom was an Olympic sport.
Great production, okay story, really goofy character design that might turn some people off.
>bing bong bong bing
is there a double luge anime?
Nice song for them
this bitch is overrated as shit
hot
gotta find a straight male skater so we can finally witness intercourse on the ice
Rhythmic gymnastics absolutely sucked to watch live. On TV you get close-up shots and slow-mos and other shit. Live it all happens so quick you don't know what the fuck you're watching.
I wish everything was an olympic sport and that it ran year round, this shit's way more fun to watch then normal sports. I'd love to tune into some random shit like kabaddi and watch the best people compete at it.
Why isn't non-ice dancing a sport in the summer olympics?
Because the summer olympics has enough real sports to fill a schedule.
Wait until Hubble and Donahue
Can you imagine, a double luge anime in the style of Jojo?
>leafs on leafs
>Live it all happens so quick you don't know what the fuck you're watching.
You're watching Rhythmic Gymnastics dumbass.
I was too “nice” to reject our top cheerleader, a thicc qt but infamous queen-bitch, so I played along for the photo ops and then simply put some distance between us afterward by dancing all night with my longtime crush while her current beaux was preoccupied with his ex instead. We ended up going back to my place at the end of the night, pounded shots Crown, snuggled up on the couch and fell asleep watching Night of the Living Dead.
10/10, would be too timid to invite anyone else instead again.
>not knowing that most fagskate Chads are straight or bi already.
There is a reason why people think pair skaters and ice dancers are fucking, because it is kinda true.
>inb4 incest accusations
Shib Sibs are next. Super nervous.
I want to see females dancing together,
or is it already happening?
Agree. Nagasu is cuter and is actually Japanese instead of a weeb.
Man that was hot
Good quads
>tfw too autistic to ignore bad anime style
Shibutani gonna penetrate his sister live on ice.
What are the chances there are 2 pairs of Leafs on the podium?
how are these leafs so hype?
Low, still lots of competitors to go. Probably just one team (virtue/moir)
hot i'd pay money for their sex tape
>have multiple titles
>hold record for ladies
>overrated
okay.jpg
How much money is Canada pumping into their figure skating/ice dancing program?
STAND BY FOR SHIB SIBZ
In Gay Olympics but same-sex skating is still banned by the ISU.
das rite.
>siblings dancing next
nervous
>what is overrscorring
@81738918
Bother me not with your reckless faggotry.
I mean... If you're gonna be manipulating her like this all the time. You're gonna have to take care of those blue balls on way or the other so you can concentrate well enough.
aw crap my sound is gone
low but not hopelessly so
Is there "regular" dancing in the world cup circuit?
Also, there is a bunch of things that you can do on ice that are impossible when on ground. Namely, moving while not moving your feet. Being able to glide is so important to ice dancing/figure skating. The lifts, throws, jumps, are all possible -- and are much more spectacular -- because they can be at full speed skating while it's happening.
S H I B S I B Z
INCEST TIME
Maybe some considering they had a sort of a golden generation with Patrick Chan and Moir/Virtue.
one toonie
I literally don't hear of them until a month before the Olympics, so I'm thinking not too much.
They all have day jobs.
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who the fuck invented this sport and for what purpose
>Why isn't non-ice dancing a sport in the summer olympics?
rhythmic gymnastics. there is also synchronized swimming. Ballroom dancing is seemingly always "being considered" for inclusion at some point.
>slomo replay skipped the daredevil icehair
wtf mate
>shibsibs
I don't want to ever hear that again
Great excuse for 19th century gay guys to rub up against each other in public
>siblings
>USA is the only pair of brothers/sisters in all 24 pairs
Teams should do this more often because more bonding and synch.
>Patrick Chan
>Golden generation
More like silver generation desu
>you don't dance with other boy!
>want to skate? why not your brother?
Women
to feel like disney princesses
I see yellow! And that's not a racial slut this time!
kek
snowboard dance when?
I need a doujin series with these two
stop ignoring my question ;_;
What's with all these yellow cards?
Removes any chance of sensual dancing though
Maybe I'm biased but the Shibutanis facial expressions and aesthetic movements are next level. Really brings some life to their performance over others
How does the score on the top left work?
Man these burgers are bretty great
4 U
points get added together
These two are actually really good together
STOP REPLYING TO THE TRIPFAG
It helps that they legitimately have similar faces.
GOLD FOR INCEST!
>tfw my sister will never let me handle her body like that
How did I fuck up
The music has gotten boring
1/32
Lots of incest stories in the news recently.
>Maybe I'm biased
you are
That was so good, and yet not at all arousing. How do they do it? That it's not weird is double weird
They didn't skate to the music at all.
kek
This is America, we fuck our sisters and cousins on the regular
They fuckin killed it, lads.
based intimate siblings
That was pretty good actually
>commentator: it can't be about the relationship
Come on now, it's current year
fuck if she was my sister I'd seriously fuck her so hard
>1st segment unyellowed
>4th segment changed to yellow
how the fuck does this shit even work
Red = deduction on the score for botched move
Yellow = under review
Green = correctly executed, and/or bonus points
Nigger Cred Forums isn't news
>Shibutani
>Shi but ani
>She Butt Ani
>She Butt Aniki
masaka
26 and 23? neither look over 18
>Removes any chance of sensual dancing though
With that attitude i bet it does
They're not from the South though.
>a minute maid ad featuring the siblings right after their dance
ohohoho
California here. Kentucky, STFU.
the twizzle was pretty neat though.
Asians
Yellow means that they were reviewing it. They usually yellow sequences like the Twizzle because it's hard to pick up errors.
t. Kalamazoo, Michigan trailer park hick
>ads during olympics coverage
asian genes
That dress tho
were they supposed to be one of the better teams? Even that was pretty boring.
FaveLA...
Alex Shibutani has yet to receive the news that his sister is not blood related to him...
Nigger the CBC ran 3 full ad breaks during the opening ceremony, it cut off half of it.
>77.73
NANI!?
Oh shit, we got a race boiz
>California here
My condolences
lol
but '''it'''' often replies to me but you are right. tripfag generals circlejerks killed Cred Forums
I thought you were being racist for a sec there
Not everything is an anime, user.
>Evan "master" Bates
haha
This probably happened lmao
>their faces are almost identical
lel
What's the difference between Salsa, Rhumba, Samba and La Bamba???
Some people can look alike without being related
latin music sucks sorry south of the border bros
...
Rhumba is slow
I watch online with no ads, hombe
Do you think their parents know that they've done things to make sure the team dynamic is sharp and sensual like the competition? Like an unspoken known that they let pass for the possibility of gold. I think so.
The dance
thought rhumba was a vegetable lads
salsa is something you dip your fucking chips in, nigga
Footwork and handling your partner.
VIE VIE VIE LALALALALA
Rhubarb but I think that's a jam
It gets the ladies going mang
>American education
Do ice dancers have a longer competition lifespan than figure skaters?
>everybody is dancing to Latin music
c'mon
>tfw no christopher guest movie about figure skating
forced theme tripfag
Rhubarb is a veggie that can be a jam.
>Salsa
the number 1 condiment in America.
Yes, they and pairs skaters can go into their 30s.
Do ice dancers not do big jumps?
burgers: this is the gayest sport and not the good kind of gay
also burgers: USA USA USA USA USA USAUS AUS AUS
yes, the pairs and dancers tend to last a bit longer than the singles
nope, this is the rhythmic gymnastics of winter olympics
I would think so, no having to land being thrown 6 feet into the air or doing quads and landing them.
Nope.
word. I wish someone danced to kpop like my girl, Med.
youtu.be
that's right. Does it upset you?
Rhumba is slow, samba is fast, salsa is fast but it has guitars, only La Bamba I know is that salsa song "para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia" so w/e
It's an event dumb tripfag
gold medalist in couples figure skaters was like 34-35
>not dancing to Sailor Moon theme music
shiggy
might need a new thread soon lads
she wants to get OPPA'd by these fucks
youtu.be
Too high for what that was
That score was a bit much
inb4 we all get (tessa) virtue signaled
That overcontrolled, uninspired shit got 2nd? Who paid these judges off?
>page 4
we're good for now
>they are going to perform in the closing ceremony so it's possible.
if you think that's bad, you should have seen men's aerials yesterday
anyone else get a chub thinking about the thongs the guys wear?
>Don't skate to the music at all
>Get 1st
>Do a generic dance
>Get 2nd
Americans must spend more money paying judges than training athletes.
>first pair of Leafs 3rd/4th
RIP
Too bad that won't happen, you see white male/Asian female pairings quite often but not the other way around.
lip piercing guy is a fag, but otherwise they got some slick moves
Pretty high in tech and it was clean.
>but not the other way around.
it happens a lot in Russia, for some reason. I think it's probably because of their closer proximity to China, Korea and Japan.
nu thread
better than bts
>implying
The size of their wallets would probably impress any woman.
they won't bother
...
She's a weeb though not a Korea fag.
she's both
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>Anonymous
what a shit photo