Figure Skating - Ice Dance Short Dance

Starting Order:
1 - CZE - MANSOUROVA Cortney / CESKA Michal
2 - UKR - NAZAROVA Alexandra / NIKITIN Maxim
3 - GER - LORENZ Kavita / POLIZOAKIS Joti
4 - ISR - TANKOVA Adel / ZILBERBERG Ronald
5 - OAR - ZAGORSKI Tiffani / GUERREIRO Jonathan
6 - FRA - LAURIAULT Marie-Jade / LE GAC Romain
7 - ESP - HURTADO Sara / KHALIAVIN Kirill
8 - TUR - AGAFONOVA Alisa / UCAR Alper
9 - GBR - COOMES Penny / BUCKLAND Nicholas
10 - CHN - WANG Shiyue / LIU Xinyu
11 - SVK - MYSLIVECKOVA Lucie / CSOLLEY Lukas
12 - KOR - MIN Yura / GAMELIN Alexander
13 - POL - KALISZEK Natalia / SPODYRIEV Maksym
14 - JPN - MURAMOTO Kana / REED Chris
15 - ITA - GUIGNARD Charlene / FABBRI Marco
16 - CAN - GILLES Piper / POIRIER Paul
17 - CAN - WEAVER Kaitlyn / POJE Andrew
18 - USA - SHIBUTANI Maia / SHIBUTANI Alex
19 - USA - CHOCK Madison / BATES Evan
20 - CAN - VIRTUE Tessa / MOIR Scott
21 - FRA - PAPADAKIS Gabriella / CIZERON Guillaume
22 - USA - HUBBELL Madison / DONOHUE Zachary
23 - OAR - BOBROVA Ekaterina / SOLOVIEV Dmitri
24 - ITA - CAPPELLINI Anna / LANOTTE Luca

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usatoday.com/story/sports/winter-olympics-2018/2018/02/18/adam-rippon-work-nbc-correspondent-remainder-2018-winter-olympics/349145002/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine_at_the_Olympics
youtube.com/watch?v=VxWhgFU7nWE
youtube.com/watch?v=QbNrqYOAkYU
youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
youtube.com/watch?v=fH8QjTwxNZA
youtube.com/watch?v=hPSPM0OsA5M
youtube.com/watch?v=-B6N4pIikMw
pyeongchang2018.com/en/game-time/results/OWG2018/en/general/daily-schedule-date=2018-02-19.htm
youtu.be/ATy6Tie9tvM
youtu.be/KSH-FVVtTf0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for Shib Shibz

Will there be qt girls in this event?

ice dance is fucking gay
they don't even jump

>no jumps
>no spins
Ice Dance is shit

Nevermind, I see it now. Who are we rooting for?

no Johnny on NBCSN today?

him and Tara dont do ice dance commentary

>the trinity
the gayer the better, this is figure skating.

ice dance is not the good kind of gay

Pls don't choke

DANCE !?

they do spins and lifts, plenty of chances for you pervs to see undies.

This.
Pairs short/free is so much better.

>no Johnny
How am I supposed to enjoy this?

Shibsibs wont fuck this up right?

WHERE MY SHIBFITS AT?

>based johnny knows ice dance isn't worth the time of day

>yellow dress
It's shit already

It's the Tessa Olympics, sweetie. Maybe a 4th place

>usatoday.com/story/sports/winter-olympics-2018/2018/02/18/adam-rippon-work-nbc-correspondent-remainder-2018-winter-olympics/349145002/

can you imagine him and johnny on-screen at the same time?

>czech named ceska

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>unironically supporting incest

That was meh

it's the next big meme since cuckshit is dying

>believing memes

they got dope in the last 10 seconds, i want more of that.
everything the announcer says the judges are looking for is shit.

Did Canada successfully try to cheat by sending their skating federation's president as a judge or it was refused?

Is anyone making webms? I liked the bit where he pulled her through his legs and up, pretty slick.

The womens half-pipe right now is even more underwhelming

Holy crap that dress is ugly

>that dress
OH NO NO NO

What the fuck is on her leg?

>slavs in charge of good taste

Nice music

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I unironically think outfits should count as presentation points. Get some better stylists.
Wasn't it the wife of the president who went?

I want to see what she looks like nekked, in bed.

outfit aside that was dope

These are all the lower ranked teams.

I'd like to fuck her hard, if you know what I mean.

go Lakers!

She's hot what's her name.

Bit slow but the coreography is alright. A shame that latin music apparently means frilly outfits.

The president is a woman: Leanna Caron. And she's been appointed as a judge during the Olympics. Dunno if she's judging tonight though.

I hope Tessa and Scott win another gold desu

Nice ass on this one

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I thought pairs skating was done

she is

Hey huebro, are you using streams to watch the winter olympics? If so, are using vpn?

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This is ice dancing nigga

>you'll never dance with future alexandra trusova and watch the Olympics together

fug, it's ogre for Papadakis/Cizeron then

So does that guy fuck his sister or what?

I have cable, m8. Watching on SporTV.

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ice dance is pairs skating but more boring

>the jews are loose

surprised her nose doesnt throw off her balance desu

Kek

I like Mas Que Nada too but there's more samba than that. I guess the royalties are too expensive on the others.

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Her ass needs a good spanking

Armpit kino desu

Rabbi Bergblattstein taking time away from the Torah to be in the Olympics. Based.

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when will palestine get to be in the olympics?

Do these Jews have to show a sheet with a trickle of blood on it after their first dance?

When will Taiwan get to be in the Olympics and not Olympic Athletes from Chinese Taipei?

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They can already, they have sent quite a few to the summer olympics in the past years. They just don't have any winter athletes I suppose.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine_at_the_Olympics

Outfits are much better in this group

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hate to ask, but is there any stream? i'm watching i found one in russian and nbcsn is showing Bobsleigh

Turkey is white

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"Just put tassels everywhere, maybe the judges will be too distracted by them to see me fail."

The female dancer with the orange hair

Well, he's been closer to a vagina than I have, I'll give him that.

based russbro

*olympic spectator from russia

did i miss the incest

Hot team

10:36 eastern they take the ice

nope

nope, shib sibs are estimated at 10:36 pm eastern

>that russian girl
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

zagorski looks like she'd be feisty in bed

BRAAAAP

youtube.com/watch?v=VxWhgFU7nWE

Who is this erection confection?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?

oh god this redhead

the last song sounded like coaltar of the deepers.

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>Newlywed game
[ INCEST INTENSIFIES ]

t-that heavy breathing

Literal perfection.

she's actually a brit that used to skate for France in juniors before her partner quit on her

STOP PROJECTING YOUR INCEST FANTASIES ONTO THE SHIB SIBS

that explains the sjw hair

Perfection

well who was that penis venus?

i-is that dye?

Unless the Americans and Russian conspire to screw Virtue and Moir like they did in Sochi we all know where the gold is going.

>watching ice dancing

absolutely lol

Nothing better on

it's our only real chance for a gold medal for the next 3 days

Begone, fiend.

Her eyebrows are brown so I’d say it is

i watched /turnleft/ all afternoon, i need something comfy to relax

>implying that the shibs can actually beat both canada and france

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That was pretty good desu.

A) There's nothing else on and B) there are LOTS of qts in skimpy clothing.

>that guy picking up his wife and spinning her around like that
imagine what their sex must be like

>still mad 4 years later

the shib sibs have less of a shot at gold than they do at having a child without severe developmental disabilities

>sore legs
>covered in bruises from falling
>blisters and other gross shit on their feet

i'm guessing it's pretty tame actually

>2 qt3.14 redheads in a row

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Four years later?

I'm still mad about Stojko getting screwed.

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still more of a shot than any other american right now

dat hold spin

A literal chav

>this man voice

Eh, there’s Snowboard Big Air right now.

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OYE COMO VA

I like her outfit.

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Canadian announcer
>I want to give her a shout out on her outfit, it looks really nice
Bitch that dress is baby shit yellow

>santana
based

NEEDS MORE COWBELL

S H I B
I
B
S

What's with everyone dancing latin?

forced theme this year

One of the required elements is the rhumba.

I don't get this, this seems like boring shit anyone can do, I wanna watch people fall doing hard spins through the air

its groovy

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Cultural Appropriation is the theme this year

It's a required BPM or something. They al have a Latin or Latin beat short dance I think. Supposedly it's different on different years

Watch the vod

that part of the olympics is over, user. The only event with spins remaining is the ladies program and they barely do anything hard like the guys.

The women's competition is in two days.

It was hip hop last year kek.

That move is Aloha as fuck

The Spanish girl is actually really hot

2022's theme should be >edm

Anyone else remember ice dancing as being more, well, suggestive? I heard they changed the rules, but really, what else did it have going for it?

are the shitbutanis going to win? if not i'm moving to god knows what else is on

well the required part was 'blues', but hip hop was one of the optional secondary rhythms.
Lots of tacky dances all around.

shidd, who won the pairs then?

I always think that, until I see a good one, and they take me on a journey. It's enjoyable only when the dance and music and chemistryisperfect. Other than that, it's just like watching Dancing with the Stars.

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I can't stop looking at the butts

germany

That would be awesome as fuck tbqh

The commentators said something like the women need to cover atleast 40% of their upper bodies now

Germany

Scott and Tessa were originally going to fuck on the rink but they changed it to something more tame.

Never stop looking at the butts

Turkroach and his bought Ukrainian

Man, I haven't heard that Santana song in ages. Good choice by that pair.

>After agreeing to an offer to work for NBC, Adam Rippon @Adaripp decided overnight that he would rather remain as an Olympian, source telling me. Didn’t want to
relinquish his official Olympic standing, give up credential, move out of Team USA housing and miss closing ceremony.

y'all can breathe easy now

Sara Hurtado appreciation moment

not unless there are some serious fuck ups

As soon as Maria Maria started, I knew they were fucking plebs.

>I need feminism, otherwise I'd get triggered by a sport event I only get to watch for 2 hours every 4 years

at least you won't see the field falling down half the time like the clumsy men's skates

>move out of Team USA housing
he didn't want to give up the sex

Is there a version with her skates and hosiery off?

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don't you dare jinx mirai

But it gives us a break from Coldplay

How do I get a cute gf?

I hope Hubble and Donahue win. Their dance where she wore the gold dress partially melted my TV and I had To change my chonies.

1) Be insanely hot and rich
2) Repeat until success

Ridiculous honestly, let them wear whatever they want

Damn. But it’s understandable if he was going to lose Olympic Village access, especially he’s rooming with Mirai.

study necromancy

More likely the older folks complained.

FUUUUCKIN Cldplay. The instrumental half of the song is fine. But there is just something so wonder bread about them.

I saw them live at a festival way back in the day when they were kind of cool, and it was great, but they get more and more basic with every album.

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Be yourself

>I bet someone told Nikolas Cruz thst

Pictures of pairs gold medalist Aliona Savchenko

Elevator music desu

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long ponytails are the best.

What makes this event good is the sensuality

The gay male figure skaters really ruin the vibe

Completely agree, and I'm not just saying that because I'd like to see it. Figure skating is an inherently aesthetic sport, and good looks are a part of aesthetics, despite what the sjw movement would like to believe.

How do I become hot?

He had a girlfriend, though. He should've stopped being a spastic cunt.
Most of the men are in shape, what are you talking about?

I have no fucking idea bro.

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did shibutani twins go yet?

get rich

Because they never challenge themselves musically so things sound the same and it gets boring.

Still love Viva la Vida though. Cred Forums can suck my dick on that one.

Whatever floats your boat my man.

I'm just saying things come across more fluidly when its two people who are interested in each others' sex, or even have a bit of lust for the other.

i didn’t even know we had a second team

Nope. Come back at 10:30ish.

Guess what user, we actually have 3 in this event

Unless you're attracted to men. i see how it is. It's all about you. God forbid anyone else wanna fap

That means that they’re probably shit. The Shib Sibs are top contenders and can get the silver at least.

Is that in 15 minutes?

t. GMT+1 fag

I'm with you on that , dancing where the guy looks like her fag bff doesnt really do it for me . but I still admire their work of course

hour and 15

81 bings from now

About 1 bong 15 bings.

>tfw not a zamboni driver

Right, thanks

I don't have anything fully against them, but their best song it Trouble, and I don't really need anything else from them. Ever.

But no, that's not my point. What matters is the vibe. A gay man and a woman doesn't "match", just as how a straight man and a lesbian woman wouldn't "match" (it would just look awkward, like a beta orbiter couple).

Whether its a gay male:gay male couple skating or a straight male:straight female couple skating, they'll have that vibe.

Doesn't sound like to difficult of a dream to attain. user, I know you can do this

What's your three favorite Coldplay songs?

1. Just Like Heaven
2. Talk
3. Politik

>liking Coldplay

>turbo

You are weird as fuck.
It all depends on how good at acting the dancers are.

Is the Shibutani thing weird to everyone else?

1. Violet Hill

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>asks if incest is weird
yes burger, it is

3. Don't Panic
2. Creep
1. Moves Like Jagger

All that touching is unnatural for siblings, imo.

Trouble, Yellow, and White Christmas they played in 2002 in LA one time. After that you can scrape them into the compost.

>youtube.com/watch?v=QbNrqYOAkYU

Based

This, but specifically eurobeat

youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

They win stuff, and they're always in TV and no one mentions that it's weird and it's freaking me out.

no way, it's going to be France & Canada one way or the other unless something flukey happens.
Hubble/Donahue actually won Nationals btw.

Is incest legal in Canada or is that just for bestiality oral?

>not that one song which plays in the Peter Pan movie

Nice #3 I think the live version where they break it down is one of the most intense songs ever I can ironically headbang to that.

>no one mentions that it's weird
>everyone brings up incest all the time

no one thinks about their partnership sexually except us deviants on Cred Forums

post korean pussy

>kiss cam

ok switch my number 3 with that

Don't be worried, America only likes them because they win stuff for America. Doubt even 5% of the people who have heard of them have ever watched them skate.

Like a spark , barbie girl eurobeat mix (Andrea) , and some Leslie parish stuff. My fucking dick would die

Holy shit, that shadow tricked me really hard.

White guy representing Korea?

Asian guy representing U.S.

fags in Korea have to stay in hading, no choice but to import some for this

>the Japanese Chris Reed

Holy shit!

from the town of Ching Chong?

>despacito

actually surprised it took this long

DES

DES PA CITO

Johnny and Tara are in the studio. I guess they only show up for closers.

>walk into the olympics
>DES PA CITO

PA

Based China kek

>#Despacito

CITO

Welcome to Pyeonchang | Despacito | Spins and Tricks | Upskirt 2018 | HD

Post pic.

upvoted

What is the hype about this song? There is nothing special about it whatever.

WAKA WAKA

Real life memes

every year third worlders always have a song they rally around

How do they judge this?

There's no spins

Earworm memes? I don't know. It's the first time I heard it.

#RESPECT

certain footwork and how in sync they are, stuff like that

Everything else is bad I guess?

Top 40 pop bullshit

Don't forget the lifts

>Our best athletes are a tomato head and anchor baby Koreans

Just shib my sibs up senpai

Its what gasolina was except pulls in more Latina grils if that's your thing.

There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando

why is every chick wearing neon colors?

come to Besiktas

Its literally a song about telling your girl to stop pumping you so you don't cum and she does and you can continue longer and really do her right.

COMO LE ENCANTA LA GASOLINA

"Medley by Various Artists"
Thanks for fuckign nothing

wait is it actually? I don't speak mexican

>tfw no this played on olympics in figure skating
youtube.com/watch?v=fH8QjTwxNZA

maybe that's what it's called

LMAO
Fuck that.

It's supposedly what
said, but the winners end up having the best sex appeal

You can it's Brazilian music with all the whistles and hard drumming

I dunno, it's missing the sound of favela gunfights

>Name your band Various Artists
>lol until the end of time.

Portuguese is such an ugly fucking language

I want to undress you with kisses
Sign the walls of your labyrinth
Make your whole body a manuscript

Basically I want to cum all over you senpai kek

CHI

Can you even Dutch?

>Costume violation

This looks like every small-town Ontario basic couple's engagement photo

oh no no no no

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FUCK

This is pretty boring compared to figure skating, does it get any better?

lmao

Sure, but that's better than a girl and her gay friend

DES PA CITO

>DES
>PA
>CITO

COLONIZED

WAIT, is this not figure skating?????????????????????????

are white bois taking over asia? Is it finally our time?

>despashito

DES

Mariah Carey is cuban

Did you niggas forget about group already? There were 3 couples which did Despacito

ice dancing

>both are US born
REEEEEEE

Its ice dancing

This event has really made me appreciate figure skating (ie. singles) more

Only the best are interesting to watch

Ok. Those are pretty good lyrics

>Empty seats everywhere

CANO

Latin music kinda sucks, lads.

Probably wasn't good enough.

He better get laid tonight

was that last one thalia? she was one of my first crushes

That was Thalia fool

The sport itself is called figure skating, then you have variants of it (disciplines? don't know what it's called in English) like ice dance, which is what we're watching now. Like in cross country skiing you'd have sprint, relay, 50 km, etc, it's still cross country.

How figure skating should to be (with ice obviously):
youtube.com/watch?v=hPSPM0OsA5M

Who?

Its a work day for the yellows

Yes

FONSI

AGAIN?

>gif
>brazil
>3rd world

>3 (three) despacitos

this is getting old

DOES IT END

Why do ice dancers have such pleb music taste? The plebbisest shit in figure skating was coldplay but most of them had actually decent music. These guys have shitty generic trash.

D E S P A C I T O

Is despacito the only Spanish song created?

what are they so excited about? it wasn’t a personal best and they’re in 4th

DES PA CITO

based

it isn't even noon there and this is ice dancing. nobody is going to show up

I blame the theme

>3 (THREE)

Is this not slow enough for you

>this creativity in song choices

Leaf announcer;
>"Desperato again haha."

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>"I mean Despacito."

Pacito pacito, sabahaba ito

>meme songs

Pop music is practically all about base sex. It used to be more subliminal but now its just completely overt. You can see this change over the course of Brittany Spears' career (from Oops I did it again to "3", literally a song about threesomes)

Ticket resellers are a bane on all humanity

What's the difference between this and the events Duhamel/Radford and the non-German German pair won gold in a few days ago??

>3
>IN
>A
>ROW

do a kickflip

It was the hottest song of 2017. There should be a rule that once a song is selected, other pairs can use it.

that one had real spins and tricks

>No one skating to Ojos Asi
Fuck them all

Canada confirmed to hit 7 quads tonight

Checked and Mapled

What does despacito mean anyway?

>tfw unironically haven't heard Despacito
im a special snowflake :^)

slowly

i'd put my pole in that pole if you know what i mean

A little slow

This is ice dancing, it's easier/less complex. The good couples are amazing though.

slowly

qualified for next round

"knock down my back walls"

It's basically more complicated non-jump technical and no jumps. If you don't look like one solid unit, you won't win shit.

Ice dancers don't do jumps, or overhead lifts, and they generally have to stay close together on the ice. And their judged a lot more harshly because there are less difficult moves

I WANT TO SEE A COUPLE DANCING TO RAMMSTEIN!!

i don't

Okay slowly is better reee

This korean girl has a very deep voice

I heard it first at this year's Grammy kek

why did he set her up for the f5 but not follow through?

will there be different themes for tomorrows round or is it 2 days of despacito?

IRON LOTUS INCOMING!

Not this Olympics. They have music themes to follow.

Ah yes the traditional Japanese name Chris Reed

team ice dance was latin too so it'll be more despacito

Deuxpacito 2bh

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>try to find images from google
>doesn't work
>try to find olympic schedules form google
>doesn't work
I feel like I should've listened to everyone moving to duckduckgo in 2012

>Chris Reed
>japanese

Hi I'm from the "Big" Air and Womens ski halfpipe thread.

crayon pop when

Ah, the famous Japanese province of Michigan.

Fellas, miyamoto

>representing Japan
>Chris Reed

ok

Who /Swan Lake/ here?

tomorrow is the free dance, any music goes

I'm envious. My ex was a lightskinned Mexican basic Bitch. I suffered through despacito but the sex was bretty good

That fucking moustache sucks

Has Silje Norendal qualified?

bing has the schedule

Different one.

The Great Lakes fear the samurai

>inb4 everybody using despacito

hi user, I did the same.

CBC has the schedule.

>Chris Reed was born in Kalamazoo, Michigan.[1]
gooks steal all of our athletes it's just like Osaka in tennis

This girl is really cite

Someone post pics

I LIKE IT LIKE THAT

They should dance to gangnam style just to play to the crowd

you ever hear of this thing called official olympic websites?

Is there a Portuguese version of the song?

Being Japanese or any other nationality for that matter isn't just about ethnicity.

what's the restrictions with today's music?

creamed and dead

He's clearly a half-Jap
In Beijing, we'll have Asian Pop

I'm sorry to hear that, user.

Looks hapa desu

hello friend
yes, in 10th

desu I'd prefer Gangnam Style over Despacito.

From the treasured Japanese gem city of Kalamazoo, Michigan

is this dude mixed or just white?

that’s a lot of lipstick on her teeth

he's a jap

The theme today is latino music I think....

yes and it's shitty and not up to date. google for rio was much better

his dad had that yellow fever

>yes, in 10th

Noice, thanks friend

yet again a set up for an f5 that never came

He wanted to spin asian girls around, you couldn't have developped him as well as they could

He is ethnic Japanese though through his mom.

The rhumba is the assigned pattern dance, then they can also use other latin rhythms for the rest of the program.

They change it every season, last season was blues + hip/hop, jazz. Next season is tango.

Incoming Newlyweds

he's mixed

Probably, but under other misical genre like forró, sertanejo, pagode, eletrofunk, technobrega, arrocha or even lambadão

>Born and trains in Michigan
>Grew up in NJ
>Japanese

this isn't rio and the website has a good schedule and live scoring. I am sorry you have a learning disorder.

I'm just waiting for yakety sax

Awwww, how sad.

How the fuck can niggers even compete?

ITS MOVING OVER TO NBC TVFAGS

SO DONT GET ALL PISSY

JUST CHANGE THE CHANNEL

Refugee from the women's snowboarding and skiing. That was some of the worst shit I've ever seen. How's this going?

Do you guys have latino music since spanish colonisation and all?

italy has not disappointed so far, hopefully a good dance by them

It's not feminism though, it's old people being sexist, the same reason nearly every judged event scores women insanely heavily on grace/form and less on technical, leading to boring ass events.

it's ice dancing

>This is a japanese in 2018.

What went wrong?

Some cuties so pretty good

really boring garbage. Figure skating has been my favorite event so I'm surprised by how boring this is. The final group is supposed to be good tho so we'll see if they make up for the shitters.

alri chang, no one thinks you're not a canadian
Unironically I think forró would've been a good choice for this latin-only event desu

>mom is japanese
>not japanese

Stop pretending to be dumb

Just like the animes

oh shit are they all about to skate at the same time? dance to the death?

>with oldy olson geriatric man streaking nude down the ice
>a fat bong comes chasing him holding a roll of toilet paper

ayyy fuggedaboutit desu ne

Filipino here. No we don't, American colonization removed it.

>anime characters are white
When will this meme stop?

ice dancing is always the most boring of the four

wtf?

>na athetism
>all black
>na swimming
>all white
>na ice skating
>all asian

efficiency right here

This is dancing

You have to cut the other skaters arteries while dancing the whole time. It's intense

=^o

Could they play music from France and Italy sense it's a Latin music theme? Popopo Americano would've been better than despacito

At least the sex appeal makes it a bit less dull than watching the first couple of singleskaters?

Always WMAF, always BLEACHED

>no johnny weir

>good live scoring
Their live score is last updated with Israel. Google's was real time

also it was much simpler to type in the event and get an automatic livescore then clicking multiple links

By na, you mean "at" right?

wicked

>Being Japanese or any other nationality for that matter isn't just about ethnicity.
>Being able to read

Ater the Spanish left, nothing at all besides the shit that has also spread elsewhere like Despacito.

You're welcome

If the theme is latin music can't they use some good latin classical or instrumental shit instead of generic pop shit?

i wish someone skated to suicidal tendencies

OK oh well... would've been interesting!

Fuck, I was about to watch those instead.

What kind of parent lets their son take his sister to the dance? Embarrassing.

inb4 someone skates to paco de lucia

Fuck you.

Are you an incestfag in denial?

singleskaters

wait wow! they actually put The Tragically Hip at the korean olympics holy shit

they probably made him

bro
just post pictures of your sisters for us to choose from
let us rank em

i have no doubt you have at least 3 minimum

how are the britbongs still leading
i know they're about to get slaughtered but still

Rather have that be Japanese than American.

parents who know incest is hot

This. Needs more flamenco.

Hoinestly. if they didn't tell you it's hard to know Asians are brother and sister.

I found the guy who wanted to bone his sister guys.

Look at this manlet

>you will never watch a hanyu:oda ice dance

Snowboarding big air at least had this absolutely adorable Japanese loli who could actually land tricks, maybe check it out just for that

>ethnic bullshit
Ugh.

Shouldn't the couple from Italy being the theme from "The Godfather"?

>tfw took sister to prom

it's not weird guys

>Flamenco
>Latin
You mean Yuzu/Medo-chan, right?

men's big air is gonna be really interesting though

reach deeper into your vocabulary, ethnic is almost a meaningless word

is she cute

Are all these pairs making it to the Free Skate?

There's too many pairs to watch, hard to focus on any pairs other than the Canadians and a few big names.

Has anyone used actually good hispanic music here, like Piazzolla?

Asi

I was too "nice" to reject an ugly girl's invitation to prom, so I skipped the whole event entirely. Didn't let my parents know so I just went to a public park in a suit and ate a bunch of mcdoubles and played solitaire on my phone.

She's a baguette.

why didn't wang and liu dance to the oriental riff

i want maia to perform a step on me sequence

did she gift your her hymen?

yfw shoma calls him 'yuzu-kun' in interviews

>irl anime headpat
Why are the Japanese skaters these games so fucking [spoiler]cute[/spoiler]?

youtube.com/watch?v=-B6N4pIikMw

God this event sucks for shitposting

>guignard
FRENCH'D

literally means "unlucky" though

OR ARE WE DANCER

>Too nice to reject a girl
>Leave her standing instead

Cred Forums ARE WE HUMAN OR ARE WE DANCER?

no

Why would you want to shitpost? Figure skating is a pure sport.

Short track is for shitposting.

only bottom 4 get cut i think

Is there anything else on/what good events are gonna be on soon? I think the men's big jump is supposed to start later tonight.

my hands are cold

>chloe kim on this visa commercial

my heart was in that vending machine

If this wasn't on ice would you consider it a sport?

pyeongchang2018.com/en/game-time/results/OWG2018/en/general/daily-schedule-date=2018-02-19.htm

but seriously how are you not banned? I've been banned for much less cancerous post than you make

pls stop ignoring me

Should have clarified - I hinted to her friend that I wasn't going because I was "sick". And because nobody saw me there, she probably didn't feel as bad because my excuse held up.

Curling I think

/thread

I believe the proper word is PIZZAD

jannies are absolutely retarded
tripfags are absolutely retarded
they sympathise

You can always talk about Olympic orgies or how did the men lose their anal virginity like in men's singles

It's more of an activity, but it does require some skill, so it looks good.

Ah okay. So like singles, where only a few gets cut.

bing unironically provides a schedule and an easy read to time table

Any of these leafs good?

>Curling
>good
pick one

ballroom is a sport
it even has a sports anime

Yeah my mistake, Guignard sounds masculine

I need more korean qts pronto

What have magic now?

tessa and scott are the only leafs that matter

They are blowing in the wind

I unironically believe that they hire (if you can call it that) tripfags for jannies that's the only explanation tbqh

h-how did they do that

Does the winner get to cuck all the other men?

Everything is a sport in anime though. We had an anime about competitive butt sumo with superpowers

Is it good ? Might binge it tonight

why would he want to be with a woman with all those hot men around?

There are the second best leafs. Not going to challenge the top 5. But the best are Number 1 in the World though.

ask your dad

it's 100% volunteer work lad
also this is a friendly reminder to NEVER reply to a tripfag

>you'll never have a thicc candian gf rest her booty on the back of your head in front of millions of people in the middle of an ice rink
Why even live?

God that style is shit

More yellows in their segments than Canada.

>You mean Yuzu/Medo-chan, right?
nah

Read the manga. The anime doesn't do it justice.

>Director talked a lot of shit how the anime is better than Yuri on Ice and will do better
>is a poor adaptation of the manga who don't even animate the fucking ballroom scenes and it bombed.

what could have been

She's from Illinois

ping pong anime has the best design by far

it's great dont listen to baka

That's a nose you can believe in

hehe 69

>he doesn't know about Rhythmic Gymnastics

Faggot.

The rest of the competition is all canada

xD

nice set of cans on this semen demon

be da de

Honestly, I wish ballroom was an Olympic sport.

Great production, okay story, really goofy character design that might turn some people off.

>bing bong bong bing

is there a double luge anime?

Nice song for them

this bitch is overrated as shit

hot

gotta find a straight male skater so we can finally witness intercourse on the ice

Rhythmic gymnastics absolutely sucked to watch live. On TV you get close-up shots and slow-mos and other shit. Live it all happens so quick you don't know what the fuck you're watching.

I wish everything was an olympic sport and that it ran year round, this shit's way more fun to watch then normal sports. I'd love to tune into some random shit like kabaddi and watch the best people compete at it.

Why isn't non-ice dancing a sport in the summer olympics?

Because the summer olympics has enough real sports to fill a schedule.

Wait until Hubble and Donahue

Can you imagine, a double luge anime in the style of Jojo?

>leafs on leafs

>Live it all happens so quick you don't know what the fuck you're watching.
You're watching Rhythmic Gymnastics dumbass.

I was too “nice” to reject our top cheerleader, a thicc qt but infamous queen-bitch, so I played along for the photo ops and then simply put some distance between us afterward by dancing all night with my longtime crush while her current beaux was preoccupied with his ex instead. We ended up going back to my place at the end of the night, pounded shots Crown, snuggled up on the couch and fell asleep watching Night of the Living Dead.

10/10, would be too timid to invite anyone else instead again.

>not knowing that most fagskate Chads are straight or bi already.

There is a reason why people think pair skaters and ice dancers are fucking, because it is kinda true.

>inb4 incest accusations

Shib Sibs are next. Super nervous.

I want to see females dancing together,
or is it already happening?

Agree. Nagasu is cuter and is actually Japanese instead of a weeb.

Man that was hot

Good quads
>tfw too autistic to ignore bad anime style

Shibutani gonna penetrate his sister live on ice.

What are the chances there are 2 pairs of Leafs on the podium?

how are these leafs so hype?

Low, still lots of competitors to go. Probably just one team (virtue/moir)

hot i'd pay money for their sex tape

>have multiple titles
>hold record for ladies
>overrated
okay.jpg

How much money is Canada pumping into their figure skating/ice dancing program?

STAND BY FOR SHIB SIBZ

In Gay Olympics but same-sex skating is still banned by the ISU.

das rite.

>siblings dancing next
nervous

>what is overrscorring

@81738918
Bother me not with your reckless faggotry.

I mean... If you're gonna be manipulating her like this all the time. You're gonna have to take care of those blue balls on way or the other so you can concentrate well enough.

aw crap my sound is gone

low but not hopelessly so

Is there "regular" dancing in the world cup circuit?

Also, there is a bunch of things that you can do on ice that are impossible when on ground. Namely, moving while not moving your feet. Being able to glide is so important to ice dancing/figure skating. The lifts, throws, jumps, are all possible -- and are much more spectacular -- because they can be at full speed skating while it's happening.

S H I B S I B Z

INCEST TIME

Maybe some considering they had a sort of a golden generation with Patrick Chan and Moir/Virtue.

one toonie

I literally don't hear of them until a month before the Olympics, so I'm thinking not too much.

They all have day jobs.

I N C E S T

I N C E S T
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who the fuck invented this sport and for what purpose

>Why isn't non-ice dancing a sport in the summer olympics?
rhythmic gymnastics. there is also synchronized swimming. Ballroom dancing is seemingly always "being considered" for inclusion at some point.

>slomo replay skipped the daredevil icehair
wtf mate

>shibsibs
I don't want to ever hear that again

Great excuse for 19th century gay guys to rub up against each other in public

>siblings

>USA is the only pair of brothers/sisters in all 24 pairs

Teams should do this more often because more bonding and synch.

>Patrick Chan
>Golden generation
More like silver generation desu

>you don't dance with other boy!
>want to skate? why not your brother?

Women
to feel like disney princesses

I see yellow! And that's not a racial slut this time!

kek

snowboard dance when?

I need a doujin series with these two

stop ignoring my question ;_;

What's with all these yellow cards?

Removes any chance of sensual dancing though

Maybe I'm biased but the Shibutanis facial expressions and aesthetic movements are next level. Really brings some life to their performance over others

How does the score on the top left work?

Man these burgers are bretty great

4 U

points get added together

These two are actually really good together

STOP REPLYING TO THE TRIPFAG

It helps that they legitimately have similar faces.

GOLD FOR INCEST!

>tfw my sister will never let me handle her body like that
How did I fuck up

The music has gotten boring

1/32

Lots of incest stories in the news recently.

>Maybe I'm biased
you are

That was so good, and yet not at all arousing. How do they do it? That it's not weird is double weird

They didn't skate to the music at all.

kek

This is America, we fuck our sisters and cousins on the regular

They fuckin killed it, lads.

based intimate siblings

That was pretty good actually

>commentator: it can't be about the relationship

Come on now, it's current year

fuck if she was my sister I'd seriously fuck her so hard

>1st segment unyellowed
>4th segment changed to yellow

how the fuck does this shit even work

Red = deduction on the score for botched move
Yellow = under review
Green = correctly executed, and/or bonus points
Nigger Cred Forums isn't news

>Shibutani
>Shi but ani
>She Butt Ani
>She Butt Aniki
masaka

26 and 23? neither look over 18

>Removes any chance of sensual dancing though
With that attitude i bet it does

They're not from the South though.

>a minute maid ad featuring the siblings right after their dance
ohohoho

California here. Kentucky, STFU.

the twizzle was pretty neat though.

Asians

Yellow means that they were reviewing it. They usually yellow sequences like the Twizzle because it's hard to pick up errors.

t. Kalamazoo, Michigan trailer park hick

>ads during olympics coverage

asian genes

That dress tho

were they supposed to be one of the better teams? Even that was pretty boring.

FaveLA...

Alex Shibutani has yet to receive the news that his sister is not blood related to him...

Nigger the CBC ran 3 full ad breaks during the opening ceremony, it cut off half of it.

>77.73

NANI!?

Oh shit, we got a race boiz

>California here
My condolences

lol

but '''it'''' often replies to me but you are right. tripfag generals circlejerks killed Cred Forums

I thought you were being racist for a sec there

Not everything is an anime, user.

>Evan "master" Bates
haha

This probably happened lmao

>their faces are almost identical
lel

What's the difference between Salsa, Rhumba, Samba and La Bamba???

Some people can look alike without being related

latin music sucks sorry south of the border bros

...

Rhumba is slow

I watch online with no ads, hombe

Do you think their parents know that they've done things to make sure the team dynamic is sharp and sensual like the competition? Like an unspoken known that they let pass for the possibility of gold. I think so.

The dance

thought rhumba was a vegetable lads

salsa is something you dip your fucking chips in, nigga

Footwork and handling your partner.

VIE VIE VIE LALALALALA

Rhubarb but I think that's a jam

It gets the ladies going mang

>American education

Do ice dancers have a longer competition lifespan than figure skaters?

>everybody is dancing to Latin music

c'mon

>tfw no christopher guest movie about figure skating

forced theme tripfag

Rhubarb is a veggie that can be a jam.

>Salsa
the number 1 condiment in America.

Yes, they and pairs skaters can go into their 30s.

Do ice dancers not do big jumps?

burgers: this is the gayest sport and not the good kind of gay
also burgers: USA USA USA USA USA USAUS AUS AUS

yes, the pairs and dancers tend to last a bit longer than the singles

nope, this is the rhythmic gymnastics of winter olympics

I would think so, no having to land being thrown 6 feet into the air or doing quads and landing them.

Nope.

word. I wish someone danced to kpop like my girl, Med.
youtu.be/ATy6Tie9tvM

that's right. Does it upset you?

Rhumba is slow, samba is fast, salsa is fast but it has guitars, only La Bamba I know is that salsa song "para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia" so w/e
It's an event dumb tripfag

gold medalist in couples figure skaters was like 34-35

>not dancing to Sailor Moon theme music

shiggy

might need a new thread soon lads

she wants to get OPPA'd by these fucks
youtu.be/KSH-FVVtTf0

Too high for what that was

That score was a bit much

inb4 we all get (tessa) virtue signaled

That overcontrolled, uninspired shit got 2nd? Who paid these judges off?

>page 4
we're good for now

>they are going to perform in the closing ceremony so it's possible.

if you think that's bad, you should have seen men's aerials yesterday

anyone else get a chub thinking about the thongs the guys wear?

>Don't skate to the music at all
>Get 1st
>Do a generic dance
>Get 2nd

Americans must spend more money paying judges than training athletes.

>first pair of Leafs 3rd/4th

RIP

Too bad that won't happen, you see white male/Asian female pairings quite often but not the other way around.

lip piercing guy is a fag, but otherwise they got some slick moves

Pretty high in tech and it was clean.

>but not the other way around.
it happens a lot in Russia, for some reason. I think it's probably because of their closer proximity to China, Korea and Japan.

nu thread

better than bts

>implying

The size of their wallets would probably impress any woman.

they won't bother

...

She's a weeb though not a Korea fag.

she's both

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>1.49 MB
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>Anonymous
what a shit photo