UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs Medeiros thread #2

>UFC Fight Night 126 main card (FS1, 9 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
Francisco Trinaldo vs. James Vick
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Brandon Davis vs. Steven Peterson
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (FS1, 7 p.m. ET)
Diego Ferreira vs. Jared Gordon
Brian Camozzi vs. Geoff Neal
Roberto Sanchez def. Joby Sanchez via 1st rd. SUB
Lucie Pudilova def. Sarah Moras via UD
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 6 p.m. ET)
Alex Morono def. Josh Burkman via 1st rd SUB
Oskar Piechota def. Tim Williams via 1st rd. KO

Other urls found in this thread:

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14664520
vaughnlive.tv/fightforever/mp4
instagram.com/koreanzombiemma/?hl=en
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11601881/?i=2&from=/16125328/related
youtube.com/watch?v=PosV5zVNWlc
ufc.com/fighter/angela-Hill
ufc.com/fighter/danielle-taylor
ufc.com/fighter/sijara-Eubanks
ufc.com/fighter/shana-Dobson
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4l1unm/slam_brutal_elbows_by_josh_burkman/
media.giphy.com/media/3o6EhHkMRyfaxhIQj6/giphy.gif
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

The faggot who sticks kpop in MMA streams just said he uses conditioner on his beard.

FIRST FOR SOY

first for Luciana

>up next is the guy who padded Jacare's can crushing record TWICE

How do people unironically like kpop holy shit. I want to heem myself

mod deleted this like 8 times this week

i'm going to bed

quick someone save it maybe he won't ban you lmao

Favorite female wmma martial artist?

if uve got a beard, u shuld clean it
doesnt make you a soy faggot...

I use conditioner in my hair

That's Chris Camozzi you dip

...

Sorry, got my cans mixed up again. It's getting so hard to keep track of them all when the UFC insists on hiring 3000 of them and letting their top 10 guys get poached by Bellator.

gimme neal in this 'n

I haven't used shampoo for about 3 years. Once your scalp gets used to it, it looks much healthier.

>got fight pass today because I can't be fucked dealing with shitty streams anymore
>forgot I have to go to uni at 2
>gonna miss most of the main card including the main event

Reminder: there are no shitbongs in the p4p rankings

Ronda Rousey's fine ass

Patrician

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my nigga
too bad about her face though

>getting their top 10 guys get poached by Bellator.

Who other than Moose?

Which is the better fighter?

Should really be working on my dissertation lads but I'm staying up for 5 hours to watch people heem each other
What am I doing with my life

Isn't Geoff Neal the mentally challenged guy who won on Dana White's Looking for a Fight?

Is that Tecia Torres

SMOKEY MOUNTAIN BARBECUE!

SWEET DR PEPPER!

I LOVE ADS!

No it isn't moron. Nothing more cringe than casuals trying to act smart and failing.

deferent name for nu-male
Thats all you need to know

Even me in a shithole of a country (but the greatest shithole in the whole world) is watching it on fightpass. And i have never been in 711 before and never tried biggulp.

based thiccqueen

>here come the hotsteppa
Why would anyone bring back such a shitty song from 20 years ago like that...

Man you're still in school, enjoy it while you can. Enjoy that sweet, sweet free time.

>Now knowing that bunda
heem yourself my man

>any level of grooming is a kike plot
ask me how i know you're new as fuck
>inb4 any number of assumptions about me

Who /Wonder Bible/ here?

Only $39.99

Who the fuck are Brandon Davis and Steven Peterson and why the fuck are they on the main card?

basically a meme based off of a culmination of memes
something to do with soy, feminine hormones and self hating white boiz

>hey bro lets cum on each others chest pieces

A guy who consumes soy products. Cred Forumsfags tried to say that soy promotes estrogen in the body, which is scientifically, completely false and only a nu-male faggot spams the meme.

Bader and Davis, they literally gave up two of their top 10 LHWs in the space of a year for no reason. Now the division is in such dire need of new blood they pushed that retarded no time faggot to a title shot only for him to get totally memed on by a 40 year old 50 gallon drum.

I asked my buddy this and he said he need to see them naked first. Not sure why but he needs it, got any pics? I will send him.

good effort, bless bro

Lads, what kind of mutt is this momo?
I guess they call them pikeys in potato-land but what particularly? Just look at this la creatura..

t. Chen from San Francisco

Self-destructive behavior, very typical of 4channers

Thanks user

I love my clawja thicca bunda

sleep on it for 100 nights

i got BTFO by the captcha bro, literally 5 pics in a row goddamit.

They're both jobbers

i've never heard of either and i'm not even a cazzie

Soy contains natural estrogen mimicing compunds like coumestrol, equol, genistein etc.
So it's been linked to early puberty in girls fed soy formula from birth.
Soyboys are womanly faggots, hipster fags that take pictures with open mouths.

That's about the long and short of it

>personal hygene is soy

I can almost smell you through the internet you disgusting fucker.

mad cause your moms a fan?

looks like an inbred spic
not so atypical, rly..

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Driving from Dallas to Galveston. Wish i was wild enough to say fuck work and buy a scalp ticket in Austin.

beg me

Branson Schlep

changed my mind after intros
gimme the soft lanky white dude

Soyboys looks like this. Not all of them, but a lot do.

Who's your favorite mentally challenged fighter?

Mine's Geoff Neal

What a coincidence I just opened the study
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14664520

Some dude once told me Camozzis always lose, so I'm betting against Camozzi.

t. soyboy

jigga montalvo again

Why the fuck are the fights on a sunday reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

isn't he brazilian? that's normal looks here

How the fuck do you take care of your beard though? I keep a consistent slightly more than 5 oclock shadow and don't groom it or anything

Brian Camozzi is slightly less shitty than Chris. Or maybe he's equally shitty but less boring. Either way I like him much better than his brother.

Nate Diaz

This fucking clown just stands there with his head on the center line and covers up. I hate that shit, fucking move your head you idiot.

>which is scientifically, completely false
Lmao, literally the opposite you libfag

t. Chen from San Francisco

dat choke

HEEM TAPPY
BLACKED

Heem tappy

what the fuck? this guy is fucking retard

HEEM TAPPY

>camozzi

>'yes pls take my back kind sir'

That's not a beard you mong, if you actually grow more than a "too lazy to shave more than once every 4 days" and don't take care of it it'll ruin your skin and look gross as fuck.

Just like if you have longer hair you need to look after it better, having a longer beard needs a better grooming routine than stubble.

>the state of the CANmozzi family

Loving these quick finishes. Plenty of time to get other shit done.

the poopetually pooturbed state of the poomozis

HEEM TAPPY
>the state of whyte bois

if that soft white fag fights on tv again i'll eat my dick

the white dude is trash

I just won some GRADE A CASH lads

camozzi? more like cacazzi!

imma right....guys?

Anotha one round finish

CANozzi

>that line

Why are either of the Camozzis in the UFC?

>the year 2018 of our lord and savior Saint Goob
>getting caught in a bulldog choke

>can-mozzi

Oh my

>Want to watch UFC but also gotta meal prep an entire week of food tonight

This is stressful lads

i wish they weren't scheduled for a fight every 30 minutes, so that finishes mean the card ends earlier

>it takes him days to grow a full 5 o clock stubble
the state of you estrogen riddled bongs

In 4 days I have a half inch beard already.

they're dana's pocket jockeys

Darren "The Retard" Elkins

beating Brian Camozzi literally means nothing

Wow this Camozzi guy is a MEGA can.

The other one's already out.

love that guys' work

Not before time. His fights were absolutely appalling.

I'm guessing Brian is probably following him out the door after that showing.

>he doesn't have presidents day off from work tomorrow

feel bad for u

You can't even quote properly nor understand simple sentences, not shocked that the only thing going for you is constantly trying to shit talk your dad on the internet.

lmao Andrade will just MAUL Torres.

Reddit btfo once again.

What is Trump doing for his special day tomorrow?

I'm not a britcuck, buddy

that guy has saliva on his chin

Camozzi's are great at what they do

>drooling on yourself during the post-fight interview

>two brothers good enough to make it to ufc
>both suck

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trash music as usual

It happened as he popped his mouthguard out.

Gives him the Joe Kennedy look.

Idk but it pleases me that Don is having a day in his honor.

Literally the only long term studies have been on monkeys which process phytoestrogens entirely differently

how does a part-time fighter find his way into a national tv fight?
like, what jobs are these guys working that they have time to train at that level while supporting themselves and sometimes a family?
can i get one of those? i'll take a paycut to have time off for >i'll be gone the next few days, boss. gotta fight

I was at Burger King today and the black girl at the counter asked me if I'd seen Black Panther yet. I said "Haha! Naw bitch, hol up haha! Bitch hol up ..so you be saying ...hol up so you be sayin.."

She told me to leave.

if you weren't a cowboy fan at some point you aren't white

she's a candy!

>I-I'm a r-r-real man just like you g-guys!

Lmao

So is Cerrone going to come out looking stiff and upright as fuck like usual and get KO'd yet again?

Such expressivity.
Reminds me of a prime jack nicholson.
Also the traps mmmm

What kind of horrible job do you work at where you can't get a couple of days off once every three months

I was at Burger King today and some racist pikey was chatting shit to a checkout artist of piece

I heemed him on the spot and took the dimepiece to see Black Panther

Brendan Schaube?
Hmmm... More like...
...
...
Blubren Slaub.

>This mongoloid is realistically 2 wins away from a titleshot

>you now remember nate Diaz beating the fuck out of cowboy cerrone for 3 rounds

probably a standard 9-5, train in the evenings and on weekends. or graveyard shift and train during the day, take some time off when you have a fight.

That thread wew

My head and gut say Medeiros wins, but my heart wants Cowboy to pull it off. If that goofs my picks so be it.

>Stealing my post
fuck you

Real jobs don't get president's day off lad

apologize

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Does Woodley lose his belt this year lads?

there are so many shitty fighters in the ufc now that are 1-0 against even shittier fighters, this is one thing thats really hurting the UFC 2bh

>that music

This tbqh
Him and Bisping I can't help but root for in vain

>p-p-p don't take my other belt too

>i-i-im a real man i drink titty milk xD

Cringe

Till will be champ by 2018, and I'm happy for Brazil over it.

Blackstrap Shed

wake up Kebab, it's all over.

>milk gives me a tummy ache :(((

Anybody know wtf happened to the Korean Zombie? I was really hyped to see him fight again, and then crickets.

You mean a real job, like a cashier?

>hes back.png

He's not back.

who? is this that cutbabby who the UFC put it's full force behind to manufacture a star?

Cerrone in the UFC
2011 - Lost a fight
2012 - Unbeaten
2013 - Lost a fight
2014 - Unbeaten
2015 - Lost a fight
2016 - Unbeaten
2017 - Lost a fight
2018 - ????

Pure kino

Lmao at people who have comedically generic names like "Tim Williams"

She's literally cute as a button.

It just tastes gross and actually gives you gyno among other things

Keep drinking the white jew though

He’s never fighting again, m8.

>lost a fight in 2017

Yeah..just the one fight.

but if they work a 9-5 that supports them, why are they acting like they are poor niggers just fighting for a living?

>milk gives you gyno
>soy strengthens ur bones

>i drink bean liquid!

Not long now till the only draw left in the UFC takes to the octagon. Do you have your Lean Body™ ready?

They're getting squeezed on both ends by the combination of meme prospects and old, shot guys fighting out their contracts.

lactose intolerant shitskin COPE

gonna drink a glass of 2% in your honor bub

OH SHIT PIECHOTA AND WILLIAMS ARE HAVING A REMATCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

so with Darren Till we have once again a great prospect to look at a championship this year?

t. Deshawntay Jackson

t. DaQuan Travarius Okombo

>actually gives you gyno
>it's another shitbong broadcasts his trash opinions to the world episode

did the fighters just glow blue on anyone else's sceen?

gimme the paler guy

too soon
williams still looks shaky.. probably gets ko'd again

link?

He had to have surgery, shoulder injury I think

That's El Cucuy's next victim

>a fight

Cold milk is delicious, especially with desert. And the calcium makes your bones strong. Stay brittle, bitch.

Till and Covington. That would make a top matchup too I think, with the whole 'filthy animals' vs 'lived and trained in Brazil' shticks.

early as fuck

>Literally

I thought he beat Lawler tbqhwy

Fuck, I miss milk, man. I’ve been on antibiotics for 3 weeks now with no end in sight and I can’t drink milk because calcium binds with the antibiotics and makes it not work or done shit.

As soon as I’m off this shit, I’m gonna drink like 5 bags of milk.

ANOTHER 1ST ROUND FINISH

HEEM SLEEEEPY

HEEM

HEEM

I thought about going to this UFC, but the cheapest tickets were $70

yeah, she's tiny and it only makes her cuter!

this is a replay from earlier you idiots

HEEEMMMMMM

that makes one of u

vaughnlive.tv/fightforever/mp4

You would think that you mental midget.

it was a close fight. Could have been given to either desu

>all these fightpasslets

how far are back are you guys?

yeah and if he got the nod against Lawler I dont think people would be talking about him being flushed

Shit stoppage. Heem wakey.

He tore his ACL like 6 months ago. Apparently he is rocovering really quickly and wants to fight some time in 2018.

Peep his insta.

instagram.com/koreanzombiemma/?hl=en

You are watching a repeat guys...

I wasn't watch earlier

Any cold drink would be great in the desert, genius.

>heem confusy

Texas crowds are the easiest to work. all you have to do i say how great texas is and throw in a god bless america and you're over.

They couldn't play commercials?

it was a rematch ackhtually

He definitely beat Lawler. For sure.

>im gonna feminize myself like a real white man!!!

Filthy kike

Look at these seething little milkboys

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/11601881/?i=2&from=/16125328/related

Enjoy your shrunken nuts

>the state of cuckboy fans

Early stoppage desu.

he peaked at WEC 48. just forget he ever existed.

what is this "banter"?

What time does the main card start

DONT MESS WITH TEXAS

i lost my virginity to a texas girl who was on holiday in australia

Is tonight's card top 3 of the year so far by name?

Polish kindness

HOLD ON, what the fuck is happening? where's the live footage?

Goddammit, fucked up the reply earlier. Just don't take the antibiotics with milk, as long as you wait a half an hour or so they won't mix in your digestive tract. It's not the blood serum calcium that fucks up the absorption.

30 mins i think

Was she thicc?

>being this mad about me blowing him the fuck out about being soyim and overcompensating

It's just a glitch in the Matrix. That happens when they change something.

Sage Northcutt is going to win by KO.

t. LeBron James

Texas fucking rules.

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS
THESE COLORS DON'T RUN

USA AND THE REPUBLIC OF TEXAS BABY

t. New Englander

I have Fightpass. You can't watch FS1 fights on fightpass live.

shit's finishing so fast they had to replay shit from the fightpass prelims

One more 1R finish and I'll have to demand a refund. Consider yourself warned, Dana.

kinda. she had pussy hair and 100% of girls ive fucked since then have been trimmed/shaved/waxed

i miss it tbqh.

fanks m8

What is heem mean?

Fight Pass is free for a month if you enter the promo code BIGGULP. You don't even have to enter billing info.

Why the fuck are you talking to me about soy you utter mong? Learn to fucking post or better yet don't post at all.

His Erection Enters Me

What's 100% of 0?

pretty sure most of the world loses their virginity to loose american girls. that's why our divorce rate is over 50%.

soy, doe

it's an acronym

How much of a casual can you be

Him

i picked yancy lawler and till. Im just saying it couldve gone either way. Maybe watch the fight again?

>unknow contender

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Nah, they said not to consume dairy 6 hours before or 2 hours after taking my pills and I have to take them twice a day, so it can be tricky scheduling my dairy windows. Gotta try to eat yogurt too, because I need to keep my gut bacteria up. Can’t have anything with a lot of potassium, magnesium, or iron either. Makes it hard to eat a lot of shit.

what i want to say is fake, they should just play ads.

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Quiet, haters

>j-j-just drink the dairy goy!!!

Pathetic

cute

hastily employed erection medication

>Denying he made this cringeworthy post

How many girls have you been sexual with /heem/? And if you could date one wmma fighter who would it be?
I’ve been with 9 girls and I’d pick rose and steal her away from that pedophile pat Barry who groomed her since she was under 18.

Heem Everyone Even Myself

I've watched it at least twice, no fucking way was cowboy winning that fight, easy 29-28 Lawler.

What antibiotic are you taking, if you don't mind me asking? That's some pretty strict restrictions...

...

when ur sad and lonely

Alicia Vikander is a dime piece.

So what ever happened to McGregor?

...

I actually thought FightPass was good, yet few live UFC fights and no PPVs.

WWE Network is better.

She the perfect SNU SNU. Make Gabi Garcia look like the troll monster she really is.

In trouble with the Irish mob.

>footloose

got famous

thank them for their service

I didn't make that post, learn 2 use Cred Forums or fuck off you sad cunt.

He was never real to begin with.

100% my man

Heem Everyone Even Myself

>aftertheprisonrape.webm

FOOTLOOSE FOOTLOOSE

Highlight of the night

Does UFC have a black women fighter?

He made over 100 million dollars. You won't see him no more.

Handsome
Eastern
European
Males

he made fuck you money and now he does what he wants.

Norfloxacin. Strong shit. Also supposed to take it on an empty stomach, so I can’t eat in general 2 hours before or an hour after taking it.

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Yoel is such a good guy.

be careful, i got banned for posting a sfw black cutie despite my post itself being mma related

>warranty

Can these cucks not repair shit on their own?

Angela Hill, Sijara Eubanks

yes, there is that one black girl who is obsessed with video games

Fassbender pls go

>tfw have never liked a fighter as much as I like Val

It's the kind of like like how someone's mom might like Condit.

no u

Okay m80 whatever you say

Then what's real?

Poor Skip Bayless has to work with an incoherent mush mouthed idiot.
All his talents are being wasted.

>aussie and fancy is finally showing up in my recommendeds
expected it sooner desu

SKEEYYUP!

Yeah, Rudy Huxtable.

youtube.com/watch?v=PosV5zVNWlc

Literally he saw how Rhonda gets (dis)respected after the fall from grace and she was even more dominant than he is/was.

Conor doesn't want that reality. He knows everyone falls off eventually.

He'd rather slowly ride down the legacy like Bruce Lee as a "what if..." than a Rhonda as a "that's what happens..."

I'd like to see how he answers why he never fought again in a few years, I expect he's gonna say he had XYZ injuries. Maybe he does.

Helio gracie
Eddie bravo
brEndan p schaub
Mighty mouse

The biggest legends in mma

He got too big-time to beat up bums for chump-change, he'll probably be making a debut in acting soon. Next logical step for him is to be a moviestar, UFC was just a footnote in Conor's story.

>gaymero

ufc.com/fighter/angela-Hill
ufc.com/fighter/danielle-taylor
ufc.com/fighter/sijara-Eubanks
ufc.com/fighter/shana-Dobson

Is that based Fedor giving Moose a wedgie?

>when you haven't played the race card in 10 minutes

>he can't check poster IDs

Reddit is probably more your speed.

only 1 and she looks like neil magny

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i hit harder than fedor

Is Ferreira vs Gordon a rerun?

gimme dan costs white guy a win

Stopped counting but around 25. Rose.

...

Cocaine

I was hoping one would be cute

*meets in center of octagon and motions to hug you*

>poster IDs
We don't have that on Cred Forums sweetie

>having balls

no

>not subbing and turning alerts on

>midget movie star

Not gonna work, he doesn't have the charisma or the tribe behind him.

kek havent seen this before

>postingass with no hips

Where’s Jon anik?

Did he get fired/replaced finally?

We’ve been begging for him to be fired for years, but I finally got used to him. :(

GET KICKED IN THE DICK

i've only been with 2 and havent touched a woman in ten years. i'm basically a virgin but virgins think i'm chad

Deez nuts

kick those nuts!

Why is that stripper wearing such large panties?

>is another no points taken episode.

felicemode is pretty based desu

Super Sage Northcutt

At least 100 (full disclosure, a lot of those were hookers).

Gina Carano, no doubt. Hottest MMA grill ever by far and seems cool as fuck.

HEEM

>alright if there's a THIRD groin shot I'm gonna take a point
Fucking filthy animal.

ANOTHER FIRST ROUND FINISH

Wow, it only took two nut shots to beat him

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMM

all dese finishes

thx, nice win

SLEEPY

Too many fucking first round finishes

keep kicking him in the nuts until you get the arm

Even though he was shockingly not bad in that race horse commercial, he'll have just as shit a career as all the other MMA fighters who tried movies.

I think Gina Carano is the only one to lead an okay movie so far (Haywire). The rest have just been bit players, with Ronda being the worst out of all of them.

lmao what a dirty fuck

HEEM STOPPY

Only one decision today so far, damn

>have to wait 40 minutes for another fight

HEEM me now

Got him with the 2 nut kick distraction

So she can put the tips somewhere

>faggot """winner""" crying like he's the one who got kicked twice in the nuts
Hope this guy gets murdered in his next fight.

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>That is 2nd grade Jiu Jitsu!!!

lol, wth

AMAZING

HEEEEM NUTTY

>my cool buddy rob

The guy acts like he's fucking 10 years old. Does his mom still tuck him in at night too?

Gina Carano

HEEEEEEEM

Every fight keeps on showing how shit wmma is

20

Idiot

Let's play touch butt in the park while we wait

>nut shots affect his shitty chin
Reminds me of Browne using his bad knee as an excuse for Bigfoot heeming him.

GINA BLESS

You can kick your opponent in the dick twice and poke their eyes twice and grab the cage twice without having a point taken away

He overdosed on punches this time

Anyone else here going to UFC Fight Week this summer?

Two dick kicks should be in every fighter's game plan from now on.

Wake me up when the next fight starts. No funny stuff like drawing on my face btw

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No, but his Dad does.

I imagine nut shots don't hurt you to much because you have no balls fish and chips mcsnaggletooth

take a seat you tea loving fuck

I bet his mummy tucks him in.

it doesn't start exactly at 2am though, they need to pad it out a bit until like 2:15

Hottest female UFC fighter ever. Also, her sister is just as cute

it's a combination of CTE, religion, and being from the Houston Texas area

>I expect he's gonna say he had XYZ injuries.
only if he's broke. if someone can get him to chill out, he'll just say "i made more in one night than i would in ten years in ufc"

>implying you don't want to be his cool buddy

>soy leaf trying to talk shit

LMAO I can't.

>People complaining about muh nut shot

Getting kicked in the balls doesn't even hurt that much, just the other day I was hit there and felt almost nothing. It's not that big of deal.

gib this instant

Rip anik

At least he’s got a 209 tattoo.

hq post

Diego has like the best english among BR fighters.

>you know

??????????????????????

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N-nani?!?

anyone have a stream?

Source?

what's he supposed to say?
>here's me with some fuckin kid i don't care about

don't cry

My boy beat your boy

did you get hit in the dick or the balls? Gettin hit in the dick might just sting but the balls is like something hitting your internal organs

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Seems kinda pozzed. I can't imagine anyone giving a shit about Tyson or Ali if they retired after a money fight.

>Could've been the best... Now we'll never know... Now we just watch old Ali/Tyson/Conor on TV rambling

Maybe being 'that' is better than being defeated Rhonda 2.0

>UFC fighter

muh dicc

5 first round finishes and 4 or 5 are fighting outta Texas. Can't be mad. I being from DFW I should have gone.

I like these k-pop intermissions

Imagine being such a bitter person that a wholesome guy like Sage being nice to a child triggers you.

That's just the government van outside your house scanning to see if you paid your tv licence.

I'm a long time GSP fan, I nearly shit myself when he dropped Bisping and cemented himself as the eternal GOAT.

What do you think Rob and Sage ate for lunch that day?? Do you think they played Airsoft afterward?

UFC should really check themselves with all these same-night rematches. Fighter safety in jeopardy!

Race mixing is unironically underrated. Just make sure you don't have a child out of wedlock.

lmao Burkman will lose again

I think i'm contracting yellow fever

Tiny pic

But is the

>wholesome

an act, like Jon Jones? Or is it legit?

He probably had a nice cold Lean Body™ and the kid had the same. Or else.

burkman fucking blows

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HEEEEEEM TAPPPPPPPY

HEEM TAPPY

Some people are just miserable with life and want everyone else to be as bitter as they are. I bet he doesn’t even believe in God or if he does he hates God and blames God for all his problems.

Burkman BTFO

He'd have to be a legit psycho to keep it up for so many years.

Not saying it's not an act but if it is it's a good one.

I don't think it's an act but I think some seriously fucked up happened to him during childhood

HEEM TAPPY
HE CANT KEEP ON GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Imagine being a burkman tier fighter and being bad at your job your whole career

asian gf.

I want to cum on both their faces

DEJAVUUUUU

ur a fag

Here comes every single faggot whining “le nutshot he didnt deserve it XB”

Worst humans on this planet. Almost as bad as the zilches saying Leech shouldnt get a FOTN bonus because of a gouge Matthews instantly forgave him for

I can guarantee you that he enjoyed heeming a Briton.

Gina MMA comeback when?

Those leg kicks are crazy, also im liking Jimmy on Color

Yeah yellow fever for the whitest looking chinks who cake up their faces and undertake surgery in order to look a bit whiter.
I like azn girls but kpop is not representative of anyone

This dumb nigger running the stream is still playing kpop.

Holy shit I'm done

>Burkman falling for the same trick twice in the same night

Bisping was such a gimme fight.
Why come back and destroy Bisping then retire again? Is he scared of Woodley or something?

Beardfaglet BTFO

Dallas, Texas girls.

I'm not bitter or triggered at all. I like the guy, but the point remains that not very many grown men talk like that. He exudes a type of childish energy that you don't usually see.

it is and it isn't. if you were on a path to be the best in your field and someone came along and gave you 10 mil to just go away, you would. anyone would. except in conors case he made 100 mil to create a spectacle he can't possibly top. i think that's part of his problem. his ego grew even faster than his skills or even his fame and now he's more jason sehorn than anything else.

The correct question is

Which is the less worse fighter?

So he's basically admitting to being a coward who doesn't even believe he's the best ever?

>b-b-b-but I might lose :(

It was a FUCKING RERUN YOU CAZZIES

u said what, u punk.

im LMAOING @ YOUR LIFE

Literally seething

What makes you say that?

>wholesome like jon jones

>Calls out Diego Sanchez

THE BURGER PEOPLE

Jon Jones is my favourite natty snow plough.

Newfag detected.

>SMOOOOOOOOOKYYYYYYY MOUNTAIN BARBECUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

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I still have UFC Japan on VHS

HAs anyone tries those?

How do I be like GSP lads

Literally what were they thinking

pretty sad neither of them fight anymore.
but this is the state of the UFC post-conor.
none of the top stars ever want to fight unless it's a "money fight"

>and she was even more dominant than he is/was.

She fought cans and it was WMMA.

She was pretty big in Deadpool

THAT'S MY BOY CODY

>LOOK AT THE CHIN ON THIS KID, SO TOUGH

KFC ad is cringy as fuck, jesus.

Hey! Hey, don't worry Gouti, it's all over.

You went down in the first round and passed out and pissed yourself! It's all over, my dude. There's no shame in it, bro...

Thanks for a good fight, man!

Yooooooo i like this webm.

if you had nine figures would you fight nate diaz for any reason?

Luke Thomas said the same thing. Watching shit fights doesn't make you a hardcore fan, it makes you a dumbass.

yte 'women' can never compete w MED goddesses

SMOKEY MOUNTAIN BARBEQUEEEE

pro-tip- 'top stars' who don't fight aren't 'top stars'

I mistook the tone of your post then, my bad. I don't disagree with you, but that's part of what I like about him.

I know, imagine wanting to be paid good money for brain damage? How is Dana going to afford 70k swords if he has to pay the fighters?

i like the KFC ad as far as ads go
lighten up, fags

seems like those roidbone comments are getting to this lanklet who

barbecueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They're Amerimutts not pure Meds.

>man

He would call him sir.

It depends what your motivations are. At first lets say its money. Now he has money, does he want more money? Does he want a legacy? Does he want to protect himself from CTE? Its all about what the guy wants.

But to me its clear he doesn't want to fight (or he would) so then it's just about why he doesn't want to fight. I think he's afraid of falling off and becoming Rhonda, because he wouldn't wait over a year to get paid again if he likes money. Unless he's somehow making more money by not fighting (which could be possible if he's paid to do marketting for this and that, and they'd rather a Bruce Lee legac tier fighter over a Rhonda reality)

>not Mr. Gouti

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>BUT what a lot of people dont know is that he's an expert at destroying your testicles and then punching you in the face once youre distracted

Can't wait for this faggot to kill himself, or follow DC up to HW and get smashed like the chicken legged bully he is.

SOON

BROUGHT TO YOU BY

MODELO?

You know what to do.

>"go check on him! get some fans!"

Get worked by Reba

based

i liked it

rate my house

she bites her lips on purpose right?

His dad being a criminal and trying to live vicariously through his kids. Dunno man, just get a vibe.

Train 12 times a week and fuck a different bitch every week.

Recommended by Mexican intellectuals.

Seems like it would be too bright at certain parts of the day.

you seem pretty upset
i just find it sad when redditors get this revved up about the undisputed GOAT

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When are they going to rename Canada, China 2.0?

>casual detected
Burkman was a beast, he retired like 2 fights ago because he knew he was past his prime but he’s still fighting because he need the money I guess.
Burkman has one of the nastiest slam knockouts in UFC history vs Sam Morgan. I webm’d it a long time ago. Check it out.
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/4l1unm/slam_brutal_elbows_by_josh_burkman/
media.giphy.com/media/3o6EhHkMRyfaxhIQj6/giphy.gif

>Huhuhuhuh, Wow thanks, I got to meet Mr Ngannou, gee he sure is big huhuhuhuh

>be french and bald
>take steroids
>train hard
>bang women of colour

Chad St Pierre?

I can't believe the first fight was that long ago. I remember it so clearly. Punctuated a boring period of studying with such a hype moment.

GSP definitely has jungle fever

i havent seen many redditors get revved up abotu DC

me on the roof (not visible) beside the window watching ufc for free from your laptop screen

What DID they mean by this?

NEW, GO SAGE

That's cool but if that window starts to leak you're in big trouble buddy

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he's made enough money, unless he blows it like a nigger. it's not about money. it's not about fighting. he fought to make money. he's not a fighter, he's just good at fighting.
see: albert haynesworth, dwight howard

jesus christ sage has a big noggin. literally looks like an amiibo or some shit lol

Hi Justina

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She's also a high school teacher

>i'm not on steroids i just tested positive for them
>fite me

:wave:

one of the best nights of my life. i had a ball

weidman's terrible at this

also, why is karen so beautiful?

whoa six! (6) whole pullups

He's a million times better than Florian.

>I-it was coke cut with creatine contaminated with a steroid and an estrogen blocker, seriously you guys

>take steroids

Back to bed Hendricks.

weidman is doing fine, kys

kids are literally better masturbaters than adults

>mfw there's no Megan Olivi porn

I wish to god that I could use a bathroom after Megan Olivi when she takes a dump and forgets to flush. I would stand and observe, then jerk off viciously.

With legit meds I find it hard to disagree with him. I'm still gutted that the gorgeous greek girl I used to work next to moved to the other office.

nervous for sage desu

Sage would heem Ngannou

Rate this card so far.

Nice legs right

>cowboy about to get stomped by another pacific islander

Holloway, Whitaker, BJ...why are they so strong, bros?

You took it too far...

I don't dislike milk but
>And the calcium makes your bones strong. Stay brittle, bitch.
Literally falling for big dairy jew lies lmao

Marty Feldman-tits.

i can't trust a woman who'd stand like that

damn sage got clocked.

Sage got semi heemed twice already

Chillax, Sage has this brah

Holy shit make that 3 semi heems.

legs spread, ass up. it's a frenchman alright.

What are the odds he has an iq over 60? I'm guessing they are around the same as his said iq.