Women's big air qualification is running
Women's big air qualification is running
they look like children
AIMEEE BABY
"Big" air.
>big air
Gonna sue the Olympics for false advertising
aimee fuller seems like good craic, would friendzone the fuck out of her if I was a snowchad
>big air
>women
pick one
Hailey "Budget Kim"
>big
aussie's turn
Were you expecting anything else from the inferior sex?
even the men can't get big air on this, its just a normal kicker.
she's fitter though
Soooooo what's the purpose of this event?
The Slopestyle course has at least three kickers that are bigger than this? I don't understand why this is an event -- either in the Olympics or even the X-games.
Are they trying to compete with aerials-skiing?
Why are they are just doing plain spins?
>happa
>not full asian
She's actually cuter
when do the men do this so we can see some real stunts?
same reason double luge is an event. the olympics more stupid events = more money.
spectacular deaths
at the x games and dew tour the jump is much bigger
Are they jumping off the ski jump hills?
>big air
>jump is smaller than the slopestyle jumps
How the fuck was that a 900?!?!?!
Julia Marino did two backflips? Where the fuck were the spins? What did I miss?
>when do the men do this
day after tomorrow
>so we can see some real stunts?
never
What constitutes full? 56%?
This is so booooooriiiiinnngggggg
>Zoi
wut
would
you missed 360 degrees of horizontal rotation. those aren't straight backflips.
>woman's big air
>looks like tricks a guy would learn his first year snowboarding
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youtube.com
Here's what Big Air looks like at a real event
IOC downsized the jump
shes 17 you pedo piece of shit.
Was it just me or did that last girl have a rip right at her ass crack
I follow her on instagram now. She's my Olympic waifu. DON'T TALK SHIT M8
>"big" air event
>jump is a 10 foot kicker you see at every park in north america
I did that
I mean, somebody just did a 720 melon grab. This is the best trick competition. People were doing 14's in slopestyle.
Her board was perpendicular with the run, her shoulders were square with the crowd, and she rotated around her x-axis (plane through her midsection) twice.
>Create a separate venue for this shit
>Not just using the Ski Jump hill venue
Why can't they do the flips and stuff that men can do
Female gymnasts are strong as fuck and do crazy shit, what's the excuse here? Honestly some competitions should be male-only
Jesus christ this kick is awful.
Can you even land a triple cork there
This is the womens
not even sure this jump is 5 feet desu. Also the landing slope doesn't give much for extended air time. What a disaster this setup is.
90 pound women will have trouble manipulating a big heavy snowboard.
Because...
Women
17 is legal almost everywhere in the developed world
i bet you like burnt out netflix watching roastie millenials you faggot
You wouldn't even be able to attract a Gen Z qt you oldhead go to bed grandad
>Female gymnasts are strong as fuck and do crazy shit
female gymnasts still can't do half of what the male gymnasts can
Like I said, female gymnasts can be strong as fuck. One of them should just learn to snowboard and they'll blow the fuck out of everyone
They should have a big air bobsled event
youtube.com
look at this then look at the olympics version then turn this shit off and never watch it again
lets not kid ourselves, we're all here only for crashes and looking at qts
These are literally just all the slopestyle competitors. What the fuck is the point of this event?
women are not wired to undertake the level of risk-taking required to push boundaries and attempt tricks as dangerous as men are willing to do.
Yes thank you
To see qts
Catering to Americans because we can't win in anything besides snowboarding
Nip qt time!
>Four man bobsled full of thick Americans flies off the ramp and into the crowd
Why not just do this shit at the ski jump venue? It's just that but with a snowboard and flippy twirls.
wow 2 and a half spins
epic
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Extra chance to medal.
Usually the point is to see one single trick bigger than anything on the slopestyle course. Won't see that on this course, however. IOC/FIS will never not fuck something up.
She's not budget
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She looks like she enjoys anal masturbation
What did she mean by this?
i would say 90% discounted lad
>goggle strap under the helmet
Why do snowboarders do this?
fuck this shit gonna watch the ski half pipe
are fucking japs good at this shit because they are descended from ninjas
FUCKING CUTE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>tfw no 31 year old jap snowboarding qt granny gf
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who designed this venue?
YUKA A CUTE
Yuka is cute! CUTE!
Okay guys. Fujimori is the cutest girl so far. /ourgirl/?
Why have they put the women's big air and women's ski halfpipe on at the same time?
What we watching lads?
C U T E
>all these asian qts
who knew snowboarding was a goldmine?
ywn
Why is big air even a thing? It looks inferior to halfpipe and slopestyle in every way.
ski halfpipe is way better than watching babby's first jump
still not as fun as slopestyle though
Is that a thing?
FIS and a german company called Schneestern
S I L J E
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the skier aren't cute and their outfits are shit so nobody is watching them
What is this shit adding to slopestyle and halfpipe? They do only one jump...
it's much, much better in the x-games and other events
this jump is a joke, they must have been scared of injuries or something
when are snowboarders going to get their own governing body
ANNA TIME
thank god
can't decide which is better Anna or Silje
holy shit, Yuka Fujimori is cute!
slut
>big air
nbc commentators
>this is not a big jump
I'll take both
Yuka
well theyre not a wrong, but i wouldve expected them to shill the event
well the men actually go BIG. they're doing quad 1800s now. you don't get to see that in slopestyle or the halfpipe. it's pretty impressive.
Cute kitty.
The girl's not bad either.
we in the 90s now boys
half pipe thread
I don't know if they really care. Their biggest events exist outside of the olympics and are hosted by a few different organisations. They had the TTR world tour a few years back but I guess that fizzled out.
Not enough amplitude brah
WHATS UP IDAHO
the jump is a lot bigger in other competitions like xgames and dew tour
Well, if I looked like her I would fuck alot too
Worst chink. Chloe is cuter.
these russians, man
is the male version of the event any good? because the female version is awful...
it's a petite porn kind of night
Sonia A CUTE!
ouch
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>didn't have enough speed
shit event
Not with this kicker
>they're doing quad 1800s
Not this week they ain't, that jump is way too small do that
AUSSIE NEXT
A U S T R A L I A
OH SHIT they flipped the sled
Tom Sawyer absolute kino
AUSSIE
>2 turns
WOW
at the summer olympics will skateboarding have big air?
someone should do a straight method air in protest of the shitty jump
WOW WHAT A SPIN LADS
>super close butt shot
Why don't they do this in the ski jumping stadium? Surely they'll be able to get much more air and do far more tricks?
skateboarding should get a death slope event
i-it's just qualy, t-there saving the good tricks for the actual competetion, r-right?
Ski jumpers would probably not want their jump to be carved up by snowboards
I want to colonize Spencer O'Brien's native asshole with my mighty white cock.
this is underwhelming
why the fuck did NBC switch over to last nights bobsledding
youtube.com
olympics too scared to have this
this
why is the ramp and landing area so small?
It's probably more interesting
Olympics is worried about safety so they reduced jump size by 40%
How is Kaitlyn QT's commentary on NBC?
I miss her ;_;
only in women or also in men?
Apparently this is the ski-jumping stadium. Why are they travelling so little compared to the ski jumpers?
>broke her neck in six places diving into a swimming pool
What the fuck? How?
shallow pool
No water in the pool
>they're doing quad 1800s now. you don't get to see that in slopestyle or the halfpipe.
Sure about that? Anyway 3 900 in a raw are way more impressive imo.
you silly fucking sod ames
That would be understandable if the other events didn't have bigger jumps
is there a stream to watch at? I'd like to watch with you guys
at least the falls are entertaining
the ski jump run is on the other side of the stadium. Watch for the camera to zoom out and you can see. This is a smaller run and jump.
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>Maas
Probably a relation of Oedipa
Lmao
Pathetic
>"great" britain
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Hailey ASSPLANT
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wow an entire 360
kek
women are really bad at snowboarding and skiing
they gave her the ol' tom & jerry treatment
this event is so fucking bad, they literally go down and do one 720
my nigga
>found events like gymnastics and diving enjoyable enough to watch in the Summer Olympics
>find snowboarding and freestyle skiing boring as fuck
I really don't know why. It's not a gay thing because I rarely watched the mens' events in those sports.
Hailey beefed her second run :(
How many do they get, two or three?
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if they snowboarded in leotards would that increase or decrease your interest levels?
She's done.
I believe 2 for qualifying if its like halfpipe. Then 3 for finals.
>not a gay thing
maybe you should watch ice dancing
BBC commentator sounds like he just blew his load over that jump
only 2 in qualifiers
>oh goodness me!
BRRAAAAAAPPP
women's downhill is on too, might be better
I wouldn't care. The tricks they do in these events simply aren't as impressive, especially the women. I thought the ski slopestyle was alright but the snowboarding events have been dull.
Oh yeah, I forgot this is only qualifiers.
The qt Zoi is actually great thought 70+ is her best.
How much of a deduction is this? Or do you get points for a shart?
rip
>falls
>pops up
>falls again
where do I get a job slamming blocks of wood together?
Brooke ASSPLANT
It's been pretty cool to see how much local support these games have gotten.
>not crushing all your runs in the 90s
pathetic
Did the BBC just fuck up or was that my internet
Haha not a surprise from the veteran there after that shitty first run.
>Or do you get points for a shart?
>Flag
ice dancing is shit, but regular figure skating is actually pretty cool
fucking cunt
I think the boarder in the pic might be American
Figure skating is too gay for me, and I sucked a dick last weekend.
I'm switching when the Shib Sibz get on tho
NIPPON BANZAI
REIRA A CUTE
I don't understand this. isn't this downslope but just a single jump?
keeping americans interested in the olympics
>The rate of progression head two 16 year olds are showing, these veterans BTFO
Holy shit roasties go home lol
I want to have sex with Lindsey vonn
YES YUKA FUJI BEST GIRL
lol wtf with the big scores for the Japs!
Japs killing it holy molly.
Cuties too
japan a cute
>cab 900 is a big trick
silje a shit
Fuck these judges are confusing me once again
I think the idea of """"big"""" air is that there's a massive jump, but this kicker is tiny.
That's Mahler's sixth symphony. I've seen it performed live a couple times. The hammer is always excellent.
you should have seen the bullshit yesterday in men's aerials
>imagine taylor snowboarding
Gasser gonna be 1st
Anna Gasser is a literal gaper
Do NOT remind me
GASSED
>women’s snowboarding
Every event with the women has been fucking boring and stale, they even make eating the shit uninteresting.
It is so painfully obvious that they are slower, trick less and botch more of their landings than men that it’s a wonder so many people hold both events in equal standing.
>hand touching on landing
>98
KEK
>all these girls doing 900s and 1080s
I wasn't born then, but can someone explain why everyone lost their shit when Tony Hawk did a 900 when it's obviously pretty easy?
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welp no one can beat that score now pack it up everybody
>98
nippon strong
Austria looking to get "liberated" again
It's only qualifications. Ask the Swedes if having the highest score in these runs means anything.
CBC literally arguing about this
Well for starters he didn't have the board physically attached to his feet kek
>YATAA!
Not really arguing when both commentators agree it wasn't a 98
>tfw she's getting dicked down in Korea
Miyabi a CUTE
Gasser blew 'em out
It was in a halfpipe and he first in competition.
Also, skates don't have bindings
So she will be the last one to start at the final?
>touch the ground on the landing
>can still get above 90
This semen slurping "big" air isn't for me I think
>enter big air competition
>do a stupid trick
>crash anyway
I didn’t realise they added a snow eating competition to the list of Olympic events.
It's more like big air to half pipe right?
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>Sofya Fedorova
I’d like to bend you ova
Why are women so bad at these freestyle skiing/snowboarding events compared to men? It's not as if they're limited by strength/stamina like they are in athletics. And speed shouldn't be that much of an issue seeing as gravity does most of the work for them.
She did an easy trick and still fucked up, that was sad. Worst run of the contest yet
Tony Hawk did it on a skateboard on a wooden half-pipe, you absolute retard
H-how do you know user?
Quarter pipe technically
Why do they all do the same tricks? Why doesn't someone do some super meme grab?
>Carla Somaini
Shit snowboarding driving me insane-y
B-52 squadron on standby in the event the US doesn't win the final
I'd like to tip Fedorova if you know what I mean.
They are limited in strength though, and that matters a lot in this contest.
oh yeah my mistake it was actually in vert half pipe. I only usually watch street competition.
they are limited by strength actually, how the fuck do you think they spin so much? also they're too small to go fast enough
AUSSIE SOON
because judges love this meme cab 900
>female """""athletes"""""
Should have a nude big air event
I'd put Sofya down on the sofa
good business idea
>Katherina Vojackova
I’m jacking ova that performance
Even if they're physically weaker, this isn't exactly weightlifting and the men aren't exactly massive gigganiggas. Yet the difference in quality is huge.
or backside 720s
>slides down sideways very long
>checks speed twice
>no speed at all
>crashes
lol
>Klaudia Medlova
Looks like your fucking career is ova
Why don't they just, you know, not fall over?
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SPLAT
just fucking gun it down the slope lmao
I would imagine you would need good leg and core strength to spin that board around, especially if it's against the wind.
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I bet this event would be really cool with an actual fucking jump
>it's another australia misses out by 1 episode
More like her Medl hopes are ova
A man and women of the exact same weight and height, there is still a huge difference in strength in favor of the man. There's just that much difference in muscle density and proportions alone. Also, more men compete in the sport, which pushes the standard higher as there's simply more talent to go around.
Is that four crashes in a row?
>Sarka Panchocova
Hope your insurance has good cova
So how many of them have actually landed something?
Women are so shit at everything.
>czech
>speaks perfect english
What did she mean by this?
>stonerplankers too stoned to care about actually landing
checks out
>Isabell Derungs
You can rung my bell
s-she said she loves me.
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I'm pretty sure I could pull off a 720 lol
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me. How can anyone enjoy snowboarding, A.K.A. "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick": The Sport?
she may have been talking to me lad
The girls just don't have to do triple corks to win. That's it. The competition is not as tough as the men's and thus you don't see as much progression. It's not about physical capability.
STRAYA
Please don't knock us out of the top 12, Australia.
This. I wouldn't be able to land properly but that would still put me on par with the best female snowboarders.
AUSSIE
You can riiiiiing mah beeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeell
Ring mah bell
>720
SAD!
lmao what was that, will that make top 12?
Well that was a boring trick.
la what is this retarded "sport"? Isn't this just 1/5 of a half-pipe run? Also if you can do 1440 in a half-pipe, why can't they do a 3600 here, instead of half asses 720s.
F U C K
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It feels like the slopestyle riders were pulling way more impressive stuff, 3 times in a row on top of the rail stuff.
AUSSIE BTFO
I know this is just qualifiers but I was really expecting more of these girls.
Not totally their fault though, with this fucking tiny jump it's hard to do anything cool.
>Jessica Rich
Ironically poor
Do you think she is going to shitpost on Cred Forums later?
Let's GOOOOOOO/
Slopestyle also had a bigger jump than "Big Air"
listen here CBC, I will punch a beaver for every "amplitude" uttered thus far since the beginning of the olympics...
Wow this event is absolutely terrible. I've seen amateurs at my local ski hill hit better tricks than some of these women.
>be out of the qualification picture
>attempt the same trick you did previously
She's probably on her phone right now making fun of the ski halpipers
Jump too small and they can't gather enough speed like the halfpipe.
Your local hill probably has a better jump than this
why do most of the judges hate australia?
How small is this jump? They barely get into the air.
>Asami Hirono
that whole fucking run was oh no
Jessica is here
>japan qt doesnt qualify
How to get a Nippon gf please?
Jessica are you upset?
>ohmaydaytoe garzarymaz
nice gesture i guess
think the judges are absolutely fucking retarded
They go down sideways for a long time at the start, plus women struggle to build up enough speed on snowboard in general.
>Elena Koenz
Success for you is only achieved in poems
just b urself
Oh boy, ANOTHER frontside 720...
snows around looks very fake.
Is fake snow good for this snowboarders?
>step one become an english teacher
USA USA USA
wew
Three riders in the final. GG
Wait for earthquake and find an orphan before Arab harem scouts do
WOMEN NEED TO STICK TO BIG HAIR NOT BIG AIR
It's okay girl, you'll make it next time
Ladies Skiing Halfpipe:
>arab harem scouts
worry
t-thanks
Epic
Even Men did big hair better back in the day
It depends on how deep it is
If it's not deep you have no fucking control
What's everyone watching next?
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it isn't fake, just groomed
Its manufactured, you can see the rest of the hills around have no snow on them at all.
Ice Dance
I thought the alpine skiers and slopestyle people loved the snow? is this at a different mountain?
it's all fake
Fake just like the rest of Korean i guess
makes sense thanks
I heard they troubled with snowing, read news they used snow canons even in feb.
olympics pls
>Hailey fell during her second run and went down to 14 and is now dead
Sad!
She has no other events, right?
Just checking in to count how many (You)'s i got, sadly disappointed
just seeing some replays of this event
>big air
>no height
>not even really far
Weird setup by the koreans.
When is the mens version of this and will they be using the gimp ramp as well?
I think it was hinted at somewhere that the finals were on a bigger ramp, so maybe it'll be cooler. No idea if that's true or not though