/nba/ general - >THIS GUY Edition

Colton Phillips
Colton Phillips

MIN:Taj Gibson scores career-high 28 points
MIN:Jimmy Butler scores 24 points in win vs. LAL
LAK:Ivica Zubac busts out w/ 19 points, 11 boards
LAK:Julius Randle scores 23 points vs. Wolves
DEN:Nikola Jokic goes bonkers with 30/15/17 line
DEN:Jamal Murray posts efficient 26-point line
DEN:Gary Harris scores 28 points in 39 minutes
MLW:Antetokounmpo posts a 36-point triple-double
MLW:Eric Bledsoe scores 27 with five steals
DEN:Gary Harris, Jamal Murray starting vs. Bucks
LAK:Channing Frye (personal) not with team
POR:Damian Lillard scores 44 pts w/ 12-of-12 FTs

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Mason Allen
Mason Allen

god I hate this country

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

FERGALICIOUS

ITS HOT HOT

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

SOMEBODY KNEEL

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

I would still lay the hardwood on Fergie's court if you know what I mean.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

fucking trash. who the fuck decided to let her sing this shit

Ian Robinson
Ian Robinson

MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

Shump got his own show

Lmao wtf?

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

Dont you see how short Kevin Hart is? Lmao so funny

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

I'MA START SOME DRAMA, YOU DON'T WANT NO DRAMA
NO NO DRAMA
NO NO NO NO DRAMA

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Wtf i was told it started at 8

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

Nike fucked up the jerseys again and put 2 different raptors logos on DeRozan and Lowry's jerseys

Dylan Morales
Dylan Morales

RIP NBA (November 1, 1946 - February 18, 2018)

You officially jumped the shark

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

AD acting like Cousins died so he's wearing his jersey

Lmao

Connor Moore
Connor Moore

Allstar Boogie IS dead. Whatever shell of a player he'll turn into won't be the same

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

Leave it to DeFaggot to try for free throws even in the All Star game

Aiden Green
Aiden Green

team lebron getting BTFO already

ahahahahaahahhahahaha

can't believe you idiots thought his team was better

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

you mad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

we trying to win the allstar ship. not hug and kiss on the court you little bitch.

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Yeah, I'd like to not see his crater face ruining Team Warrioriers chance to win.
Then he should sit on the bench because literally every other player is superior to him and will increase Team Warrioriers chance to win.

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

Apparently the chinks hacked Reddick's email and dug up some old emails

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

Get the Trash Brother Craptors out of here, Jesus Christ. They're ruining the All Star game

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

Dead thread

What the fuck do we need an ASG thred for, we have /nba/, dumb fuckers

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

PICKLE RICK XD

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

lebron knows he has no shot at actual MVP or finals MVP so he's tryharding during the all-star game for All-star MVP

holy shit I can't believe how pathetic this man is. He's literally trying for all-star MVP? The award that literally nobody else cares about?

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

HEY MORTY, MORTY, *BURP* LOOK AT ME???
I'M AN ALL STAR MORTY!!!!

ALL STAR RICK!!!

Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

why don't these players try during the asg
wow why are these players trying so hard during the asg

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

Naw he just wants to win and beat the mulatto manlet team

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Oh geez oh man Rick, m-mom sure is gonna freak this time!

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

why is the so called "best player in the world" threatened by a mulatto manlet?

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

*Smashmouth starts playing*

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

westshit
1-7 in the all star game
HAHAHAHAHBAAHBABABABABAB

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

It's funny because he and LeBon have been the only ones creating offense and moving the ball.

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

tfw haven't left the house since December 28th

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

July 13th 2015 for me.

I think my legs have atrophied.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

How do you pay bills, nigger? I'd love to sit on my ass all day and play Fortnite and drink Cherry Pepsi til my balls fall off, but I'd lose everything.

Give me a step by step process, bruv. I want to live the NEET life.

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

I, unironically, almost came while whatching this All-Star game. Fuck

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

watching basketball

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

General threads are shit compared to live game threads.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

Kyrie Flat Earth The Clutch God Irving
Russell The Hustle Clutch God Triple Double Machine Westbeast
Paul Fuck Your Bitch Lock You Down And Nothing But Swish George
Keving Block Your Shit And Score Like A Pimp Durant
LeGod The Eternal GOAT Dunk On Your Ass And Gloat James

WHO CAN STOP THIS TEAM???????????????

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

LeBron makes the call to Melo, Westbrook, and PG
tells Melo he's getting him his ring
Melo opts out and resigns for the vet min.

KD sees this and knows what to do
"I'm coming home Russell"
Signs for the vet min himself, proven already he's willing to take a paycut
PG resigns for less than the max to make it work
trade Adams and Roberson for Kyrie

G O D
_____R
______E
_______A
________M
_______A
______E
_____R
G O D

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

why is everyone posting lelbron did he do something?

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

Would literally cry tears of the joy for weeks and have orgasmic wet dreams while I sleep.

The greatest God Dream in human history.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

THIS IS A GOD DREAM

THIS IS A GOD DREAM

THIS IS EVERYTHING

Lucas Allen
Lucas Allen

I got chub while reading this

Tyler Ortiz
Tyler Ortiz

The Chinese mafia just greenlight a hit on JJ Redick. This shit is getting serious...

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Stephanie and Drayboon completely helpless without Durant

Really peels my potatoes

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Won the ASG over Team Curry. Made the go-ahead layup and then, with KD, PG13, Westbrook, and Kyrie on the floor, locked up the shooters, knowing they needed a 3 to tie.

streamable.com/4qz3y

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

tfw i dont leave the house all weekend long

seriously... i bust my ass working all week at a shit job and cant wait for the weekend. then the weekend comes and i get depressed as fuck because i have no one to do anything with

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

They should send team LeBron to Tokyo, fuck the rest of these bums

Angel Long
Angel Long

go to weibo to check out their reactions
comments are full of racist stuff about white and black people
do they not see the ironing?

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

That was fun. Makes up for the other events

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

Harden was airballing 3s
Giannis dropped a great pass
Steph forced the ball in derozans hand with 1 second left
Dont @ me

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

G*d Dream

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

derozan is a certified choker, my rapties gettin bounced in the first by philly

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

Team LeGod gets one for da inner-city kids
This happens
Brick Curry and the Brick bros collapse worse than they just did in the ASG and 2016 Finals
Eternal peace and happiness restored to the NBA realm

The Godliest God Dream God could ever Dream.

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

Consolation prize for 3-6

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

3-6
Is that how many dicks you suck daily?

Adam Collins
Adam Collins

he aint losing to any team thats not gsw and they're not making it out

Colton Brown
Colton Brown

BTFO
T
F
O

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP CRACKLE POP

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

The call that saved the NBA

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

Do it

Kayden Martinez
Kayden Martinez

I gotch homie

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

Nice

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

stop it

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

Let's make magic happen.

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

THE GOYIM KNOW

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

About halfway through the KAT erotica, any last requests?
At this point, there's only so much I can add in

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

What the fuck happened to Jimmy Butler?

Dominic Moore
Dominic Moore

yeesh no wonder curry didnt want that televised, he's a shit fantasy owner
half of lebron's first choices died and he still got destroyed

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Thibs destroyed his knees. Anymore hard work and he would increase his odds of dying before the playoffs.

Leo Bailey
Leo Bailey

only cousins

pg should have been an allstar before injuries too, so that wasn't even a loss

Anthony Gomez
Anthony Gomez

yeah but porzingod, john wall, and klove were all injured too

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

oh forgot about porzingis

klove and wall didn't matter

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

Me on the bottom middle

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

trade Adams and Roberson for Kyrie
stopped reading there
Thats just dumb, my nigga

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Trailblazers gave Chuck a $1k check for a plane ticket he paid for in the 90's to fly to Portland and ask them to trade for him

Dame presented it

BASED

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

This will never happen. Never ever.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

WTF...his first son is well on his way to being at least 6'5 while I'm forever a manlet...thanks mom. FEELS BAD

REEEEEE

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Chuck getting frisky with a Marilyn Monroe cosplayer singing him happy birthday

LMAO

Justin Price
Justin Price

tfw

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

because LeBron has to remain politically correct and act like he doesn't hate mulattoes either

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

Have I talked to you before on /a/?

Samuel Wood
Samuel Wood

anyone else get the feeling adam silver and (((they))) are going to give lebron a ring? then let him move to the lakers (or rockets) and reshuffle the seeding to make it easier for him to get to more consecutive finals?

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

Maybe

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

OKC

It's going to be another huge off season buzz with Melo saying he's taking a paycut to make it happen.

PG resigns and KD signs for vet exception to get past the luxury tax hard cap.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

KAT Erotica incoming

You come home
Candles are lit at the table, dinner set, Karl standing, nervously waiting for you
"K, I thought you were still traveling!"
"I know, I bought my own ticket back so I could see you" he says, smiling.
You smile, walking towards him. "Aren't you tired from this week?" you ask. "Four games in seven days is really difficult."
"Well I couldn't stop thinking about you, about how you were watching me. It helped me."
"You were amazing, I was so impressed with your performance." Your heart flutters as he motions to have you sit across from him.
You take a seat. He cooked dinner for you: lasagna, a side salad, garlic bread, with a hearty Cabernet. He pours you a glass and raises his. "What should we toast?"
You ponder for a minute and say "To you? To your good health." He smiles a thanks, taps your glass and sips the wine before starting to eat.
Lasagna isn't the sexiest meal, but the fact that he cooked for you is really special. You think about the time that went in towards preparing the sauce, layering the pasta and cheese, and baking. "Karl, this is amazing, thanks so much for this. I don't feel like I deserve this!"
"No, user, you do. You have helped he so much through this tough time. I really need this All-Star Break, coach has ben running me ragged."
"Well, what do you expect, Thibs runs his stars, and its worth it, you've developed well and can only go up! I mean, you remember what he did with Yao, he was already good and he still--"
"Of course," he says, cutting you off. "But it doesn't change the fact that I need a break and want to spend more time relaxing, recuperating, and resting."
"Ah, well, of course," you say. "I guess that means that we'll have to limit your physical activity," you say with a sly grin.

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

When is KD and Klay going to leave Steph and Draymond to rot in da bay

Landon Flores
Landon Flores

interviewer to lebron, you're currently 3rd seed are you the favourite to win the east
lebron to interviewer, don't matter seed 1 or 8, get me in the playoffs i'll get you to the finals

James Long
James Long

He catches your drift, smiles guilelessly, and says something that touches to the deepest recess of your heart: "I don't care what we do, as long as I can do it with you. Anytime that I can spend with you, I'm happy."
Your eyes start to well up. A tendril of regret comes to your mind as you feel sorry for sexualizing such an important moment for Karl-Anthony.
"K, I would do anything with you, and do anything for you."
He smiles, looks down at his plate, and keeps eating. You sit there in silence while the two of you finish the meal; he finishes first and waits patiently as you finish.
He holds out his hand and you grab it. He leads you around the corner to his bedroom. Warm from the candles that have been burning, you embrace him before pulling at his shirt. He stops you and says "I thought maybe this time we could do it... differently?"
You look at him quizzically before he sits you down on the bed, sliding your trousers down while he gets on his knees. Its clear that he premeditated this--this is the only position that his 7-foot frame could ever get close to mid-range of your 5'11" body.
"Karl, you don't have to do this, I don't mind--". He reaches up and covers your mouth with one hand as he begins to rub your member through your boxers. "user, don't worry, this is something that I want to do."
He pushes you down onto the mattress, your legs hanging off the edge, and pulls your boxers down. He grabs your strong 7 and begins to pump it a few times before putting the head in his mouth. You close your eyes in ecstasy.
His form is lacking, but his enthusiasm makes up the difference. He uses his large hands and plenty of saliva to service every inch of your throbbing cock. Each time he goes down, he swirls his tongue around your head, leading to a rush of pleasure, hormones making neurons fire like the 4th of July throughout it all.

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

You open your eyes and are surprised. Karl-Anthony had installed a mirror above the bed, allowing you to view his performance from two angles. From the mirror, you can't quite tell what he's doing with his other hand, so you sit up a bit and crane your neck.
Karl has pulled his pants down and started to rub himself in his briefs. You can see the drops of pre-cum that pressed through the fabric.
Not wanting to get too far along before the main event, you pull his head up and lean down to kiss him. A slight taste of your own musk comes into your mouth, but it doesn't stop you from kissing your lover. You pull on his shoulders towards the bed, and he follows the motion.
You lie next to one another, kissing, while your hands rove along each others' bodies. They remove any piece of clothing they come in contact with, until you are left stark naked in front of one another.
"I know we haven't seen each other in a while, but some things have changed," KAT starts. "I want different things, I want you to..."
He blushes, embarrassed to say the words.
"What, K, what do you want me to do?" you ask, egging him on. You want to hear it, your penis throbbing in excitement.
"I want you to--shit why is this so hard--I want you to... to take me. I want to feel you in me, to have you on top of me, to feel you in every way that I can."

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

Steph is a fuckin bum lmao

Ryan Evans
Ryan Evans

the absolute STATE of /nba/ right now

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

You smile at him and reach over to the drawer. You put some lubricant on yourself, still wet from Karl's energetic servicing, and you press the excess against his rosebud.
"Ok K, this is going to be new, for both of us. We'll need to have your stomach on the bed, so that I can reach high enough."
He nods, stands up, towers over you for a moment, before lying on the bed. You put more lubricant on his rectum, warming the area and helping him relax. You hum softly as you start to rub his asshole, slowly penetrating for just a microsecond before going back to rubbing.
He starts to moan, and asks you to finger him more. You oblige, excited and nervous about what is going to happen.
You stand up and rub your cock to its full length. You place the head at Karl's entrance and whisper "I love you" as you press in. All seven inches slide into his ass, surprising you.
Karl-Anthony smiles as he looks back, his signature toothy grin showing, as he says "I prepped myself for this, I was so excited. Please, baby, give me everything you can!"
You are in shock, and are truly torn in two. While you want to ream his ass with the force of a thousand suns, you want to show how much you love and appreciate him. These emotions well in your heart as you thrust slowly but strongly, over and over.
He puts his head into the mattress as he moans while you pump your dick in and out. Its the most wonderful feeling that you have had yet, and it was something that you would be able to experience many times over.

The night continues in its usual course, with different positions, all adjusted for height, before both reaching orgasm.
But that first night would always hold a special place in your heart.

"You may be the center for the Wolves, Karl-Anthony Towns, but you'll always be the center of my universe."

David Reed
David Reed

Joel Embiid is currently 0-5 against Russell Westbrook All Time including the ASG

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

Lmao

Christopher Kelly
Christopher Kelly

Pastebin:
pastebin.com/uPRuXqj3

I did this for fun and was surprised how much fun I had

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

Sixers have lost 19 straight games to the Thunder
this is the longest active losing streak among teams in the NBA

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Wow, this is actually true.

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Yes at least 5'10 in this pic

Crazy. Being a manlet is hell.

Colton King
Colton King

No joke. PG, LeBron, KD, makes the best 2 way frontcourt/wing trio in the league.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

WTF

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

the two best players on the planet on a team together make the best anything
FUARK REALLY?

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

two best player
not steph and klay
please get on the bandwagon thanks

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

They're also the best 2 way players in the NBA by far.

James Davis
James Davis

Klay isn't even the best player at his position my guy. Best 3 and D wing? Sure. Best SG? Not a chance.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

maybe once i get back on my feet, i just got blown away by bombshell

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

dirty fucking chinks need to be exterminated, every last one of them

What did he mean by this?

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

kd joins the warriors
wins finals mvp
still thinking stephanie is better than him

really activates the almonds

Eli Johnson
Eli Johnson

he's thinking about the future of the world and over population, his head is in the game

mfw you niqqas think he was serious

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

PG is the best 3 an D wing. Similar 3PT% on more attempts a game, and much better defense.

James Campbell
James Campbell

locks u down

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

PG isn't as limited as Klay on offense though. I don't consider him a 3&D player. He's a 2-way wing to me, like Jimmy Butler is. But yeah I'd say PG is probably the best 2-way wing though.

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Kawhi goes to the Rockets

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

KD has a boner and Lebron is covering his boner with the towel

YOU JUST KNOW

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

implying Kawhi will ever play again
Cute but stop

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Can somebody explain to me why people are going crazy over the bald bitch from the half time show? I actually don't get it.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

She was twerking on live television in front of orphan children

Luke King
Luke King

She's light skinned, has a fat booty, and even tho I'm white and usually can't get hard to nigresses, I wanted to fuck her badly, so I imagine other people experienced this sensation in their testicles.

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

Pg isn't a good defender.

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

bald
ugly
but muh booty
no thanks.

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

And then he said "Pg isn't a good defender."

snatches the ball out your hands and shoots a 3

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

ugly

shit tastes

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

tfw haven't had a job since the Thursday night NFL opening game

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

latent homosexuals saw androgynous mutt twerking his/her ass, it made their dick bulge

see also how latent fags go nuts for the apple iphone X boy/girl mutt

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

Top tier shitpost

Literally every hot buzz word in one post and it works.

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

Did you even look at that bitch's face?
see this

John Brown
John Brown

Kyrie and LeBron reunite
KD and Westbrook reunite

come together with PG13 to create the most unstoppable team in NBA history

It's so damn poetic.
Beautiful.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

lebron to boston, you mean?

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

God is great

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

she so hot man, omg. ye.s

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Wake up every day and I say God is great

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

salam, brother

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Westbrook is just being passive aggressive and trying to be super nice to make KD feel bad for leaving
Ultimate Alpha technique

Kayden James
Kayden James

how much do you think kyrie regrets the flat earth shit? He's asked about it all the time.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

if he wanted it to stop he should just say "it was a dumb meme, enough already"

Ryder White
Ryder White

His brain functions at a higher level so I doubt it affects him.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

AI and Westbrook hugged before the game

OMG

twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/965408959443054598

James Kelly
James Kelly

GOD DREAM

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

Thank you LeGod for making this all happen.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

My life is complete

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

LeGM is the greatest GM in history.

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

thought for sure you were going to ask if he regretted asking to be traded
would be hilarious if the Cavs knock them out of the playoffs

Adam Davis
Adam Davis

mfw LeGM made the Laker players come to him

Ryder Hall
Ryder Hall

his "quick change" was stupidly slow
did he not practice at all?

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

Dave Chappelle and a bunch or sellout coons

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

10/10

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

really not looking forward to an nba without lebron

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

youtu.be/y6ufZf6OhxM
mfw amerimutts

Bentley Scott
Bentley Scott

Apemond
Jesus he looks so dumb

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

tfw LeBron retires, but Dirk is still playing in 5 years

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

Gob Bless

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

kek his netflix specials are trash, he even jokes he only did them for the money

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

That's smart tho.

He didn't compromise himself as an artist like most other black comedians do by shucking and jiving. He left his show because he was starting to go down that road and noticed all the people putting pressure on him to play that role.

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

mfw americ*ns

Evan Collins
Evan Collins

he didn't compromise himself as an artist...until he ran out of money

so powerful

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

Russell Westbrook and Paul George are 3-0 against Steph, Klay, and Draymond this season

John Cruz
John Cruz

Real nigga shit right there

Henry Nelson
Henry Nelson

Rate this ASG from 1-10

I give it a 9/10

Only 10/10 in my life was the one were Kobe blocked LeBron to win the game.

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

mfw cunts still dont understand it was a long play and lebron is joining him in boston next season

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

10/10
implying LeBron and KD denying Curry and DeRozan after Westbrook and Kyrie denying Harden and DeRozan isn't an even better finish

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

I'll give it a 9 too, lots of good came from it. Lots of things happened.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

Was Jimmy hungover as fuck? Why didn't he play at all?

Jacob Ross
Jacob Ross

The absolute state of John Wall

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

Can we please take a moment to remember Lebron james "greatest" moments in all star game history?

youtube.com/watch?v=207XSrlVzAE
youtube.com/watch?v=UjxwAFpKGNw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X-VaAqPqmY

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

derozan and lowry need to learn to choke in the asg instead of playoffs i guess

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

now post defrozan choking in tonights game.

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

In that first clip Kobe is literally yelling at him for being such a pussy and passing twice instead of taking him on

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

10

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Aw man did derozys depression cause him to miss the game winner?

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

He should channel his depression into winning a championship instead of moaning on twitter. He clearly doesnt have the mamba mentality...

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

me on the left

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

8/10

hopefully nba wises up and televises the team draft live right before the game next time

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

He turned into LePass and passed it to Giannis long mid air instead of finishing a layup attempt.

Caleb Thomas
Caleb Thomas

Gotta laugh at Steph dumbass trying that corner 3 he always does and getting locked out by KD and Lebron

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

Good Lord this dude is awkward as fuck.

Gabriel Harris
Gabriel Harris

Should've passed out quick to Harden regardless of LeBron possibly intercepting it.

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

he's probably high af leave him alone

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

Or just throw it towards the rim and pray someone on his team gets it

Julian Lee
Julian Lee

streamable.com/iw753

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

are there worse all star jerseys?

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

I liked them.

The ones from Magic Johnson's last game in the NBA after getting AIDS and him hitting the game winning 3 are the worst.

Robert Butler
Robert Butler

9. Enjoyed it despite:

1. fergie desecrating the national anthem

2. harden being half assed

3. refs sucking (ain't even going to factor this against them since refs sucking is part of NBA)

4. no televised draft

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

At least they didn't have sleeves

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

so.........no basketball for a week....what do i do?

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

harden thought hes getting MVP
LeGod was saving his LeEnergy

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Catch up on your animes

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

twitter.com/DefPenHoops/status/965387195216531456
webm pls

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

My head canon has derozan hitting the game tying 3 and beasting in ot to win MVP for his pops
Good night.

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Harden always chokes against top competition.

Players like LeBron, Curry, KD, Westbrook, and especially Ginobili and Jonathan Simmons are just too much for him.

Evan Allen
Evan Allen

#Broshipgoals

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

curry aint the best in finals either

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

no im not a degenerweeb kangaroo humper

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

Ginobili the GOAT

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

Never bought into the Harden being great meme. Dude just flops a lot and gets calls because he's in houston and has a meme beard that markets his brand.

He was much worse a few years back when he literally had no D. At least now he's semi-not-absolute-trash on D and has gotten better at passing (although I think that's mainly to pat his AST stats to chase MVP).

As such, when shit gets real in the playoffs he doesn't have flopping to go to and gets rekt'd.

William Bell
William Bell

Seriously imagine a team of Wesbrook, Kyrie, PG, KD, and LeBron

Seriously, just a full regular season and playoffs of absolute domination. The best small ball team ever too.

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

The Cavs gave up the same amount of points in a game this year as the winning team at the All Star game

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Ayyyyy lmao

148 is the reason they blew up the team too. Locker room fight happened after it.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

25.4 PPG
9.4 RPG
10.4 APG

Now that Meme-Star weekend is over...will he average another triple-double for the season if he kicks it into overdrive for the rest of the season?

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

The decision is coming.....Patience.....Patience....

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

Yeah but I don't think that's best for the team, he should take everything game by game, read the flow, but stay aggressive as a playmaker.
I'd rather see him try and get 11 assists a night and that should be easy if Melo shoots better from 3.

8 rebounds sounds nice. 27ppg on 44% is doable, he did it during December.

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

Fuck that I want him to average another trip-dub. I'm a Mavs fan but I was also a die-hard Kobe fan...love that Westbrook plays with that same drive as Kobe but let's be real...there's no way in hell he's coming anywhere close to winning 5 rings like Godbe....nor will he probably win one...at least not as the MAIN GUY....but I honestly think he can average a triple-double for another 2-3 seasons....I think that alone would make him first ballot worthy. I mean just forget the MVP and multiple all-star appearances.....hell even forget the single-season triple-double record for a moment and just imagine that....someone averaging a triple-double not just back-to-back seasons, but for 4-5 straight seasons? That shit would be fucking insane.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Good lord

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

obsessed with the triple double
mavs fan

MVP is going to Jimmy Harden. Enjoy your Barnes ISOs until Cuban whiffs in the draft

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

LeGod is winning MVP.

New Cavs plus ASG MVP has revitalized him. Add the fact he leads the NBA in clutch time ppg, and is shooting 50% in those situations, and carrying his team, you'll see the narrative change very quickly as Harden continues to differ to Chris Paul and cruise through games with average to below average defense.

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

If Team Steph played Lillard instead of Harden they would've won.

#RealTalk

Lillard was crazy hot shooting.

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

What kind of stance is this?

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

if Cousins and Kevin Love were not injured they would have wiped the floor with them

Joseph Nelson
Joseph Nelson

lebron wont get it unless cavs get first seed and i dont see that happening

hardens a sure thing if houston keeps first seed over the fucking gsw's

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

muh seed

Proven irrelevant last year. LeBron is on pace to be only the 2nd player since MJ to average 25pts+ 8rebs+ 8asts+

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

houston wasn't first last year and rus did something that had literally never done before, or had oscar done it? i can't remember ther narrative now

Adrian Diaz
Adrian Diaz

differ to
defer to
merriam-webster.com/dictionary/defer to

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Harden is a pro at drawing fouls, free throws are the cleanest form of scoring

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

*until the playoffs

Dylan Garcia
Dylan Garcia

These flat earth jokes killed me

youtube.com/watch?v=CMmePkgx3uU

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

QUICK!!!!

POST BANGERS

youtube.com/watch?v=aPRVAyLdutg

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=Yqel7Ovn6t4

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

youtube.com/watch?v=Q0B_jygum2E

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=PhqKMb01r_Q

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

Is Haslem the longest tenured non-All Star for a single team ever?

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

Nick Collison?

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

Probably

Logan Phillips
Logan Phillips

Collison is 2003, Haslem is 2002

Xavier Martin
Xavier Martin

The fact both these guys are still in the league is crazy to me. Let alone on the same team.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

This guy is never winning a ring. He's almost 30 and just signed a 5 year deal. He will be old when he can leave. He's not the type to get carried to a ring either so he won't do that David West/Iggy shit.

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

youtube.com/watch?v=FKkdfccMo_s

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

Any highlights for this all star weekend worth watching? I missed it all.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

LeBron bounce pass lob to AD
Westbrook lob pass to LeBron reverse dunk
Lillard 3 on a really tight KD contest and fadeaway shot on close Kyrie contest
Then that entire last 2 minutes of the game was awesome. Best finish to a ASG I ever saw.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=SP9XWRIxgUk

Noice

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

You forgot Joel blocking Westbrook

Alexander Green
Alexander Green

Block on PG was more important. That block on Westbrook was nothing. Only retarded philly fans still mad at Westbrook blowing the fuck out of them care about it.

Like who cares that Westbrook denied an entry pass to Embiid and got a layup for him? You don't because it wasn't that important. You only focus on that shit out of pettiness.

I only care about real important plays or real flashy plays.

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

I still remember Giannis getting away with a 4 step travel on a blow by on KD with 3 minutes left in the game.

I was mad as fuck no one noticed it, not even the players.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

Refs never call travelling on Giannis. He does it all the fucking time in a game.
Excuse his fans make is "gathering" which they both know is a piss poor bullshit non argument. Like LeBron saying crab dribble.

John Moore
John Moore

Team Steph blew a 13 point lead in the 4th quarter

13 points
3-1

Leo Sanders
Leo Sanders

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SIMMONS HELP ME

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

We forgetting last season already?

Levi Ward
Levi Ward

H-he's already 33 he's slowin down, L-leDecilne h-haha, amiright?

haters BTFO

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

Today I met a woman who was 6'2. I'm 5'8. She told me I was tall. The nerve of these whores.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

That boy thicc

Alexander Wilson
Alexander Wilson

Haha what a cuck

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

MANLET ALERT

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

youtu.be/wXcdYBh3hgg

Pray for Boogie

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

There are people who actually think Lonzo Ball is better than Lauri Markkanen

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

Wtf is this body senpai

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

I went to bed before the game ended. How long was that thing? When did it finally end? It felt like halftime was an hour long

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

average spurs fan

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

The Virgin Dribble

Tyler Cruz
Tyler Cruz

SS+GOMAD+HGH

Samuel Howard
Samuel Howard

not slowing down at 33
Roids and juicing

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

team Popcorn

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Hopefully his son can become the 2nd coming

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

LeCentaur

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

Why do most NBA fans hate Steph Curry?

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

stars are aligning. yall delusional if you think lebron aint winning the chip. steph with his handpicked stars couldn't even beat lebron lmaooooo

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

rude

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Imagine having to fist fight LeBron.

Michael Long
Michael Long

So I missed it on all the all star game talk here, but anyone else think team Lebrun had an unfair advantage? It was basically the NBA dream team vs the left over scraps

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

I hope Giannis looks back on this and realizes that he needs to work on his jumper. D'antoni taking him out of the game in the clutch was a real kicker.

Gabriel Johnson
Gabriel Johnson

Isn't his gf pregnant?

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

katt williams is better at stand up than all these guys. kevin hart probably forced his way into that picture

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

him and Curry did a draft, like 4 of LeBron's players were injured and they were down the whole game anyway
not exactly unfair

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

but why the fuck would curry pass on all the powerhouse players lebron picked? it looks as if they just let lebron have his super team

Grayson James
Grayson James

usa flag draping window

he probably voted for trump too

John Turner
John Turner

not better than dave at all

Brayden Green
Brayden Green

lebron goes full tryhard after getting btfo by a woman
it's just a shitty all star game

3-5
shut up and dribble faggot

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

might not be his kid.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

Lavar making sure that paternity test is on lock.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

need a 3 to win the game
leave DeRozan in
take out Lillard and Embiid
Hmm...

Eli Barnes
Eli Barnes

DUDE ITS JUST THE ASG LMAO
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUY PLAYING 100% FOR A MEANINGLESS AWARD

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

JJ Reddick
Jesus Christ, Raimi

Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

You can unironically get a check in the mail if you go to your local doctor, get diagnosed with autism or aspergers and then go to unemployment/disability offices in your state. You can collect around 30-50k a year tax free depending on where you live and if you're someone else's dependent. From there it's just paying rent for a hole in the wall (unless you want to live in section 8 and save your neetbux for other things) and shitposting on the Internet for the rest of your days while eating hot pockets.

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

don't they force you to work part-time after a while?

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

Who are you quoting?

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

why were lebum trying so hard lmaooooooo chill out nigga

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

What am I even lookin at? What’s with the horns?

Christopher Roberts
Christopher Roberts

Why did Curry miss so much during the All-stars game?

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Hes going through a slump past games

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

The Lineup of Death, with Andre Iguodala in place of Zaza Pachulia, leaks like a sieve -- 111.6 points per 100 possessions. That would factor as the worst defense in the NBA, behind even Phoenix.

Explain how this is possible. Wasn't it like the best 5 man defensive group last season, literally?

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

spurs are only two losses ahead of the ninth place, and four losses ahead of the red-hot jazz

fuck this

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

it literally was

basketball-reference.com/play-index/lineup_finder.cgi?request=1&match=single&lineup_type=5-man&output=per_poss&is_playoffs=N&year_id=2017&game_num_min=0&game_num_max=99&c1stat=mp&c1comp=ge&c1val=250&order_by=opp_pts&order_by_asc=Y

what the fuck

Jaxon White
Jaxon White

This image pretty much defines how much of a bloodbath the West is.

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

what in the FUCK

Joshua Mitchell
Joshua Mitchell

Bronny is getting tall. He looks about 5'10 and he's only in 7th grade. He hasn't even hit his growth spurt yet.

James Gray
James Gray

Why has my future adoptive mother died her hair blonde?

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

why is he doing this in a meaningless game.

although i wouldnt mind if embiid broke his leg

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Leonard is holding the Spurs hostage.

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

Still great

Matthew Russell
Matthew Russell

HE MAKES THE SAME FACE IN EVERY PHOTO. RETARDED NIGGER

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

Why would LeBron adopt you.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

Kawhi is overrated. has failed the spurs 2 seasons in a row.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

how

Luke Richardson
Luke Richardson

/OURYEAR/

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

the spurs are going to give him tie to deal with an injury that they have no idea when it will stop

he has a neuralgia to me

Ethan Flores
Ethan Flores

Because I'm not this Neanderthal

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

It's called a smile autist. It's what you do in photos. Do you think his facial expression never changes? If so the only retard is you

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

Don't let that great allstar game distract you from the fact that the Chicago Bulls had a better rebuild in 1 year than the Los Angeles Lakers did in 5

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

yeah he looks autistic in every pic. they don't even look like his kids, I heard she messed around on Lebron after he got caught cheating at the Olympics

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

Is Markkanen being a Dirk Nowitzki clone a big deal in a league where Joel Embiid can shoot 37% from 3?

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

you mean sciatic pain? dunno, that would be easy to assess. some random nerve damage would definitely blow super hard, though. hard to treat.

they have no choice but to give him the supermax anyway. what's scary is they'll have almost 60m on the books next season just for leonard, aldridge, and gasol. even if they end up considering this year a transition year, the next doesn't look like it's gonna be any different substantially. bertans, forbes, anderson might even leave.

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

How does he look autistic?

Jaxson Nelson
Jaxson Nelson

37%

Zachary Barnes
Zachary Barnes

Yes because volume matters

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

oh but if i had to guess, i'd put some money on morbus sudeck maybe en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complex_regional_pain_syndrome

Ian Smith
Ian Smith

too much ass

James Ward
James Ward

source

Logan Richardson
Logan Richardson

100%

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

any chance LeGod hangs around enough for LeJesus' nba debut?

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

For once the ASG made up for the bad dunk contest. 10/10 game.

Jaxon Jones
Jaxon Jones

So when do the proper games start again so The Warriors slump can continue

Carter James
Carter James

YOOOOO who seen the Black Chyna shit going on?

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

no one heres black

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

Favela monkey
Not black

Hmm....

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

Brazil
no one heres black

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Embiid is shooting 29% at 3 a game fuckhead

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

Why do people hate LeBron? He's one of the most talented players ever, works hard to keep himself fit and competitive, and seems like a good, and humble guy.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

Blac Chyna is fucking ugly, who cares.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

so no games for a while...this sucks...

David Myers
David Myers

That's ok, user. At least we still have each other.

[spoiler]And college bball.[/spoiler]

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

Because he complains about everything in the end. He's like a black woman constantly on her period. She's fucking bloated and obese but some cucked black guys are like "she's got that fat ass though sheeiiitt". So she thinks she's way more important than she is and her opinions on shit she doesn't know about matters

That's lebron. A big fat on the rag black chick

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

[spoiler]

Grayson Martin
Grayson Martin

I was unironically pretending to be retarded.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

Obnoxious boring talentless faggot who is objectively stupid and incredibly stuffed up his own ass, totally full of himself, a fucking loser surrounded by his loser friends. Everything wrong with American society in a lot of ways, a corporate creation, soulless and lacking any value.

Ian Howard
Ian Howard

I tried to leave this place for good and lasted about 36 hours, I guess I just got to learn how to limit my time here. Is it really impossible to leave this place?

Also not sure if PG is flip flopping or just being a massive troll about leaving OKC vs going to the Lakers

Zachary Clark
Zachary Clark

user, don't be so hard on yourself; you're not a corporate creation.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

The fact people keep falling for her gold digging despite her being ugly and awful at having sex is what makes it fascinating. It's a case study into the retardation of celebrity and black hip hop culture.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

College basketball is legit ass. Every fucking game is awful, they make so many simple mistakes, and lose in the most crap shot embarrassing ways.

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

I heard she messed around on Lebron
I can't even imagine this. Like who do you go and fuck after having three kids and being pounded by some 6'8" 270lb superhuman BBC man for 15 years? I highly doubt that anyone in sports/entertainment have the balls to creep around with Bron's wife (especially after what happened to Delonte), so who does that leave that would both excite and satisfy her?

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

his dick is small

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

damn you're a fucking fag hahahaha

Thomas Rodriguez
Thomas Rodriguez

College basketball is legit ass. Every fucking game is awful, they make so many simple mistakes, and lose in the most crap shot embarrassing ways.
Unless you're some retarded delusional Lakerfag that reaches and tries to twist every quote out of context PG hasn't implied anything about going to the Lakers since being traded to OKC and has only made more and more implications or straight up outward interest in playing with Westbrook. You should only watch full interviews and listen to his words while watching his face instead of retarded misinfo quotes from Lakers fan pages and bleacher report.
I think PG has been the most honest of any star player I've ever seen. He's not manipulative and genuinely speaks his mind.
So don't just assume he's emotionally unstable like Kevin Durant and LeBron tier at manipulating media and teammates to further his ends.

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

Anyone watching A&E?

I love documentaries on cults. It seems so bizarre to me people would fall for this bullshit. Even if you're dumb or under educated you should know enough not to fall for such obvious lies, manipulation, and abuse.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Has anyone seen the Playboy TV show Foursome? I'm watching some on PHub right now and it's honestly the most autistic and cringeworthy show I've ever seen. There are so many garbage people out there.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

I'm not gonna even reply to this flyover bum, I can't be bothered to read that wall of text

One of my favorite Deftones songs, Xerces, is based off the Heaven's Gate cult. Really interesting shit, apparently they all wore Nike Decades which were like a budget Cortez and thought UFOs would take their souls to heaven

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

Waco is so fucking uniquely strange of a case though.

Christian Young
Christian Young

wtf i hate college basketball now

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

Okay, tell this flyover insider he's wrong.

theundefeated.com/features/los-angeles-tougher-sell-for-lebron-james-with-lack-of-all-stars-2018

NBA players don't want to abandon contending teams for a star less, losing, inexperienced front office, and young Lakers team.

Also congrats on helping Cleveland keep LeBron by making a trade with them.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

so who does that leave that would both excite and satisfy her

Let's pretend any of this shit is actually real for a second, if she's cheating to get back at him, she doesn't give a single fuck about being satisfied, she's just cheating to spite him, just like all women do. It would be to hurt LeBron so he could "feel how she felt when he cheated on her".

With that being said, literally anyone that isn't the NBA most likely. Or literally anyone that isn't on his team. I'm trying to figure out why the fuck she chose Delonte, nigga looks like a fucking lightskin gremlin.

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

Just finished another episode
How do you guys battle the degeneracy (not to sound like /pol/ or whatever)?
I've had Tinder and the like for months and I have matches and shit but how do I avoid being treated like a beta as a virgin with limited flirting experience?

I've been called funny, muscular, and attractive by various women on a few occasions but all that doesn't matter when i dont believe in my sexual potential when it counts, m8s

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

The real question is.....where the fuck is that Blac Chyna sextape at that that one faggot was talking about earlier in the thread....and how is it that Tyga's trash ass is still managing to take L's.

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Why did Ingram's mom tell LeBron to shut up and dribble? now he won't come to my lakeys....

Hudson Young
Hudson Young

Based on a number of books I've read on various cults (Scientology, Peoples Temple, Manson Family etc) most cults leaders are well connected to prominent people, which makes their organizations and the benefits which they offer seem legitimate at first. Like in Manson's case, he was hanging around The Beach Boys and such, in addition to music producers, gorgeous women and gang leaders. Jim Jones was at one point a widely respected religious and social leader who was in close contact with major politicians (Rosalynn Carter, Jerry Brown, Harvey Milk etc). Scientology had actual star making power in its earlier days, and a lot of the actors that initially got involved were just looking for more of a networking experience where they could take acting classes while making valuable connections. From there, you generally get a situation where the insanity ramps up and the people involved are already in too deep to notice or resist. I mean I don't know why the fuck anyone would join something like Scientology now, given how its been exposed, but back in the day I could see how it would be appealing.

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

hey guys i don't watch basketball lol but did leshit choke again? hahahaha

Connor Perry
Connor Perry

I read numerous books on different cults. It's fascinating as fuck. Even dumb shit like furries are or were considered a cult back when it was beginning as a group of people meeting on internet message boards and talking about their furrsonas.

John Gray
John Gray

no one heres black

William Brown
William Brown

be brazilian
not aware that you're black
Makes you think

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

why would a black person post on Cred Forums

Jason James
Jason James

We must seize the means of production.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

attack on titan shouldve been a tv series and not a japanese manga anime shit. wasted material

Andrew Kelly
Andrew Kelly

bruuuhhhh you're going back in the pastebin. i've had enough of you.

Luke James
Luke James

What, so it could run of ideas even faster?

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

there are plenty of black guys on Cred Forums
we just don't make it known because it derails threads by turning into automatic nigger replies or racial versions of "tits or gtfo"

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

Joel Embiid can shoot 37% from 3?
Youre really saying a guy whos been in the NBA for what? 4 years? how long has he been out with injuries? hes 23? He lost in the nba skills challenge to lauri?
is somehow gonna be better than lauri whos in the first year of career and will be an all star next year and doesnt need to be red shirted in order to be ready for the nba.
fuck outta here, the process has failed.

Chase Price
Chase Price

post hands

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

nigger

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

God I’m jealous of Laker fans. No matter how bad they are people still wanna join their team

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

this

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

I'm jealous of their ownership group desu, imagine having an owner like Jerry Buss who was willing to pay when he needed to and play hardball when he needed to. The life of a Knicks fan is suffering, I want Dolan gone. Even Jeanie Buss is doing 10x the job Dolan has.

kp ded
hornashit won't play frank
hornashit still not fired
hornashit pushed noah
noah's terrible contract is on the book forever
traded hermangomez because ownership didnt like him and porzingis speaking spanish

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

i never got the appeal of these lipsync shows

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

Muh boy Mitchell

What's your boy /nba/?

James Gomez
James Gomez

based Saric

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

They're doing Mormon's now.

These people are fucking sickos. Fucking Utah allowing this shit is criminal.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

My ingiegram of course! I'm going to fit in my Aliexpress jersey one of these days

Leo Walker
Leo Walker

Funniest was when he stood next to Dwight Howard LEL

I'm a manlet but taller than Kevin

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

all the major sports media today were saying
feels like lebron's year
silver is going to rig the playoffs for lebron, isn't he? then he's going to shuffle the playoff seeding for lebron to go west and make more consecutive finals

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

I remember listening to a Roe Roger podcast where he was talking to the father of the current Scientology leader and how he was essentially imprisoned in a para military base run by them and had to create a complicated escape plan to get out while using his status as his father to get special perks to allow guards to relax around him while others are still unable to escape once they get brainwashed enough to join the camp/base.

Also Joe Rogan used to read the books of Scientology initially thinking they were self help books. That's how they get you, once you're completely devoted and given away loads of time and money only then do they tell you about the alien bullshit.

Also he and that female actor from King of Queens talked about how Tom Cruise is treated as a God and all his assistants are unpaid Scientology devotees that act as his personal slaves.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

STFU Lebron

What did she mean by this?

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

If they wanna join why hasn't anyone joined?

Therefore they don't wanna join and you're a retard.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

This is the first year they had a team in range of the playoffs post Kobe

They'll get a meeting with Paul at least, Lebron is definitely going to Philly imo if he leaves

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Lebron is definitely going to boston imo if he leaves
ftfy

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Nah he respects Kyrie too much to do that. Also afaik, Boston has no cap space. Horford has one of the worst contracts in the league

LeBron is going to stay, go to Philly or possibly a real real small chance at going to LA

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

48% FT

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Can Lebron or lebron's "team" buy the Cavs from dan gilbert this summer?

Ryder Sanchez
Ryder Sanchez

no cap space

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

Mormons have the most bizarre story.

Created by some crazy fantasy book writer in the east coast, attracts a bunch of mentally ill sickos using polygamy, gets banned and ran out of town by literally every city in America because of how retarded and sick they are, to the point they have to settle in an isolated and uninhibited area of the Rocky mountains now known as Utah.

They even had people threaten them with military force and multiple battles if their asses didn't leave.
Yet they spin it as persecution of the innocent when really nobody wanted sick daughter fuckers making up bullshit about the Bible near their communities.

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

You're so mentally ill I'm starting to think you're a cultist.
Literally Scientologist tier retarded which makes sense because they're based in LA and prey on all the retarded American rejects that populate the majority of LA

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