OFFICIAL 2018 ASG GAME THREAD

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dubs and durant gets injured

I just wanna thank all the NBA chink fans in China a happy Chinese new year

first for the goat

rolloing

bravo silver. pure kino

That clapping shit the cheerleaders have been doing is so awful

TEAM BRON LEGGO

Reminder Marv anally raped a girl and she had bite injuries.

>start time: 40 minutes ago

are there coaches for this thing?

Instead of doing the draft beforehand they should have the captains pick like it's a pickup game

That would be fucking fun

Do NBA players cheat on their wives?

bump

it really was supposed to start 20 minutes ago. fucking hell.

Raptors and Rockets coaches

Mike D'antoni for the West not sure who's coaching the East

First for the GOAT 4 of all time.

would never happen because Al Horford's feelings would have been hurt

>Has-been comedians
>In all of us command
>Plastic Burgerland “singers”
This has been great so far!

show pic of rashida jones. did she finally turn into a mutt?

Truly ourguy

What the fuck was with that shitty 'Jessica Rabbit' version of the anthem?

I had to kneel because of the uncontrollable vomiting and diarrhea it caused.

Gotta wait until curry is irrelevant/out of the league or else he'll cry about that

Why do Canadians watch the NBA? Don't you guys have your own domestic league?

requesting a clip of Fergie's abortion

>THIS GAME STILL HASN'T STARTED

Silverstein is milking the fuck out of this

first for Mike Conley is a cuck.

West, Kareem and Russell sitting next to each other


fugg

Holy shit just start the game

she looks fucking gross now, or at least she did in that video

She hit the wall HARD its actually really sad

Kevin Hart is still the biggest stand up comic atm.

Those jerseys are sick

First for the shookening

BEYAZ BOGA

MVP #3?

Don't mind if I do.

kek
i was just laughing in my head about the idea of dantoni coaching an ASG in the current memechuck nba
incoming 500 3 attempts

>Kevin Hart is still the biggest stand up comic atm.
lol wut he's like 5' 2''

WHITED

>People around the world are literally starving to death
>Both team captains donate money to help out innercity chimps

START THE GAME

I could have finished my movie, i stopped watching at 8

>Great city
LEBRON TO LAKERS

Damn Steph and LeBron look so cool

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

HOW HYPE ARE YOU FROM 1-10?

lebron is gonna demolish. team steph got 2 bigs lmfao

so was fergie on drugs?

RIP boogie

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DRIBBLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FINALLY DAMN SHIT GOT ME HEATED

>ultimate loser
>GOAT
>ultimate winner

Tfw you'll never be black

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lel

who /comfy/ here?

LeLineage > MJKB

lel

>westbrick

>two first shots are meme-chucks
"lol"

>Giannis and Embiid on the same team

Fucking imagine

>game starts with an and-1

neat

Rashida Jones probably has the greatest amount of privilege in all of human history (Jewish + black + woman) yet still whines about prejudice against her at every opportunity. She needs to go and stay go.

All of the lower status guys do. Good guys like Lebron actually DON'T cheat on their wives believe it or not. Too much risk + they want to be faithful. My high school classmate was a Chicago Bulls groupie in the late 00s. Women who knew how to keep their mouths shut were showered in riches.

put some respect on Jerry West’s name faggot, not his fault Baylor and Wilt were chokers

Christ LeBron just punked Derozan

ally oops

what in the fuck is this

THIS IS SO FUCKING BORING

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING ACTUAL DEFENSE?? I WANT TO SEE SOME FUCKING DUNKS HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHAT YOU ALL WANTED??????????????

Steph's whole team is absolutely nutty

These niggas are hungover

niggas too used to meme chucking they forgot how to lob

Someone get Steph some glasses.

>ALL THESE BUTTER FINGERS

FUCKING FINALLY

>this dead audience

El goblino

who /legod/ here?

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that dude looks really shook

That woman must have the strongest genes in history holy shit the baby looks identical to her and nothing like him.

TURNOVERS EVERYWHERE

Fun first two minutes

Rashida, meet the wall.

yay area the GOAT

Curry is getting exposed

>All these fucking butterfingers
BAKA

Pretty comfy desu

>refball for team steph
just like regular season

W3STBROOK TO KD!!!!!!

IT'S LIKE OLD TIMES

>Harden flopping even in the ASG
lol

Who /VenomSnake/ here?

This floor is appalling

>unibrow AD

MY FUKKEN SIDES

>t.virgin

>Anthony Davis wearing the wrong jersey

LMAO NIKE BTFO AGAIN

>it’s another chuckfest ASG
*yawn*
so much for le ebic new format

That's a bummer, she was a high 8/9 just a few years ago
Though red lipstick could ruin a 15/10.

You're disgusting

should have happened if the Bucks weren't morons

This is a GOAT court

She's Quincy Jones' daughter, she got everything handed to her on a silver plate. All that bitching is pathetic.

Who team Lebron

It's so lop-sided, Lebrons team has way better lineup

we outchea

>all star in LA
>they have no all stars

Anyone got a link I can watch at from phone? Work fucking me over.

that's cold (pic related)
yea /teamlebron/ here

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This is boring as hell

*BRICK NOISES*

Looks like they're at least half trying

Embiid is going to tear his acl today

Lebron the only one trying.

>3 days later
>Embiid out for season

Is that why they're losing?

KEK

>Fap tissue roll

We bringin home that bacon my nigga

Embiid injured by Lebron kekekekeke

LEBRON TRYING TO FUCKING INJURE PEOPLE DURING AN ALL-STAR GAME

IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WANTED??? DEFENSE??? ITS FUCKING BORING!!!!!!!!!!

YES IM FUCKING MAD I WANTED TO SEE DUNKS

Who /rollingup/ here?

Mah niggas where you at

they should stop memechucking and take that shit to the paint

rolll

work at 2am?

nice toilet paper

>not qbp

I still can't believe it. Embiid reached an All-Star game without a season ending injury? Oh wow

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It won't ever be good, will it?

What a fucking loser. Must be because of his small dick

Dubs and they win

Has there ever been a serious injury during the All-Star game?

You guys don't even realize that Lebron and Coach Casey have teamed up to get Embiid tf out of this season with another injury

Sequel to Barkley: Shut Up and Jam called LeBron: Shut Up and Dribble WHEN?

cute cat

they wont, after the lebron embiid collision theyre going back to last year ball.

Blowing loud we in here

Why are they playing in slow motion

They should've done team Kobe vs team Shaq this year.

If it's in Chicago next year they should do team MJ vs team Pippen

pussies
kobr wouldn’t have stood for it

Looks like the Blacks win again, fag

Don't Sudacas eat guinea pigs?

Night shift my dude, very late on my paper work.

>giant guinea pig
>deus ex on consoles
>Argentina
>soy socks
Kys

>i learn from the wnba
i bet you do stephanie

right here nibba

>another PLEASE watch the wnba commercial

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All his greatest threats gathered in one place. I'd be surprised if he didn't "accidently" fuck up a few of his own teammates. Kyrie especially should be watching his back.

Dinner looks tasty

Cool dog

LeBron has been caught multiple times trying to slide into DMs to smash.

Turn round and bend over for me Kristen

>Another WNBA shilling ad
Doesn't matter how hard they say it's awesome, they're still going to perform at a loss.

am i contributing to the downfall of society? i went to see black panther this weekend (good btw) and now watching nba all stars....im asian american

STREAM: Shut Up and Post It

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There was a sequel pitched successfully on Kickstarter by the same goons. It's vaporware.

That’s only jungle peruvians.

aw shit
buffstreamz.com/watch/nba.php
not sure if works on mobile, but this is the stream i'm watching

if its chicago they should do team mj vs team isiah

Oh look no defense. Just end this shitshow.

Considering all they do is copy hockey and try to pretend like they thought of it - I feel they will probably within a few years make it an 8 team 3 on 3 tournament

>Shaq
that guy probably couldn't even play a quarter anymore

KRISTEN

why is curry wearing that faggy headband

fuck you chink

Here you mate

*Pisses on you*

You know what’d be hilarious? If Kevin Hart walked on the court and started doing commentary? OMG dude is hilarious!

Soyboy tier pet

He's be a coach obviously.

And he would've drafted the players.

What's his name?

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Honestly I can't be mad, I didn't specify what kind of stream.

nba players get cuckolded to. see mike conley

this has been the worst all star weekend in recent memory

>Bradley Beal
the fux he doing in the ASG

>team everyone over 6 foot 8 v manletchuck
would've been better

>People around the world are literally starving to death
>Both team captains donate money to help out innercity chimps
>black athletes become rich
>decide to play for and help THEIR OWN PEOPLE

Isn't that what white people do? What's wrong with that?

Fucking chuckfest

Here's another link: nbastream.tv/nba-all-star-game-team-lebron-live-stream/

That is probably why i never heard of it, man I thought that was the funniest shit as a kid when it came out.

>score is 200-200
>they're not even trying!

>teams are playing moderate defense
>this is boring!

cant have your cake and eat it too

post pics

If that was what white people do Africa would somehow be even bigger shithole than it already is.

damn that's my same asus monitor that ive been wanting to replace for years but am too lazy to play the ips lottery

Where's your weed?

STOP CHUCKING UP THREES

dude what if kevin hart pretended to be an NBA player and walked on the court and took a 3 pointer in the middle of the game lmao would be so random and funny XD

Based user, nobody should ever say Australia > America.

fergie on record for worst iteration of the national anthem in american history

Just scrap the game all together and give awards instead.

this stupid bleacher shit again

Hey man thanks a ton. Gonna make this night a lot better.

That's the majority of these dudes offense

How much soy do you need to drink to enjoy this trash?

w h a t c o u l d y o u m e a n

>bleacher report

*chucks a three*

THAT WAS A TRAVEL

KAT JUST TRAVELED FROM CHINA TO LA AND BACL

If there was a 1v1 tourney, LeBron would obviously win but who would be second? Durant?

Who would be third?

c'mon nigger, no need to post that here

At least 2 bottles, minimum.

>KAT and Drummond
let’s get some bbq chicken in here ffs

I used to hate Fergie but I watched a PMV of her video for Milk maid and damn I came hard to that. It was possibly sexy at least.

LG widescreen $190 shit is so cash

Kek, why am I richer than all you white bois?

WHY CAN'T TEAM LEBRON BACK UPS REBOUND??

HBO finna sue bleacher report nah?

who /stilllvingintheirmomsbasementabouttogetpizzadeliveredforfree/ here

>I used to hate Fergie but I watched a PMV of her video for Milk maid and damn I came hard to that. It was possibly sexy at least.
post video

lmfao the ASG is still garbage.

monkey toes lol

>soyboy “travelling” memories

clownshow of a game

harden is 100% hungover

not sure who else

>watching tv

>at least one of my rapties will be on the court at all times

Their too expensive atm, not sure if i would go any smaller. I have the 30" model next to it too

>nigger
>amerishit flag, the very same pattern my toiletpaper has
okay lol

Because you live in some weird sideways country.

Anyone who gets tiny figurines of all the places they have traveled too is probably good people.

>LeBron would obviously win

nah carmelo is unguardable 1v1

Christ if Curry threw a bitchfit over simply picking teams I can only imagine he'd have retired or maybe killed himself if he was told it'd be a 1v1 tourney

Right here nigga.

>Klay receives a pass under the basket
>walks outside the paint to chuck a three

>sage about to get spit roasted

Carmelo Anthony can beat LeBron. He is the Goat at 1on1

PAUL GEORGE STOP ACTING LIKE YOU CAN SHOOT ANYTHING BUT SPOT UP 3S

You only have 1 foot and dont know how to post a picture properly

that's not how this work. that's not how any of this works.

sexy desu
nba players have the best bodies

1. LeBron
2. Durant
3. Kyrie or Embiid

Why is team Stephen winning when LeBron's team better?

Kobr is the goat 1 on 1

1,5 litres
with half a liter of bbc cum mixed

no
youtube.com/watch?v=EDq-bKaRd1o

>choosing black and white jerseys for the all-star game

this is probably the worse decision

rent free!

Checkin in, no pizza though

Search at "the hub of the porn" Fergie MILF Money PMV.

lebrons original team was better but it has FOUR (4) injury substitutes

Yeah, they drafted players this year, just let old players do the draft and coach instead of NBA coaches.

I'm sure Casey and Antoni would rather be watching film and creating strategies for the rest of the season instead of All Star bullshit.

I'm willin to pay the 700 but for something that has a 95% chance of having something wrong with it (from the start - not even taking into account problems that arise within a few months.
That's just ridiculous

is kevin durant purposefully throwing the game for his golden state team mates? he seriously only has 2 points right now

Why do you have Goya olive oil, and why is it on the coffee table?

Please tell me you guys are muting this shitty music with a random gutiar riff every now and then during the interludes.

Could any NBA player cover Gronk?

Keep in mind he's 6/6, 265

>Black team is winning
Hmmm

Giannis barely touched the ball :(

#notmyallstargame

youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8

based

Sam Sneed was dope. Why did soypac have him beat up?

Didn't they do that a few years ago? I remember hockey did it and anything hockey does the NBA/NFL eventually try to mimic
I think it was Barkley/Shaq

Thank you, I can tell you're a good person as well.

The rest of you white bois need to get educated. I've got no time for you.

>muh injuries

lol lebron fans still mad about 2015, we can't help it your team full of injury prone brittle bone motherfuckers lmfao

Jerry West low key looks like George Soros

what the fuck bill russell wearing

This shit’s so boring.

I’m out cucks, enjoy your soy

>marv forgot bill russel's name

THERE'S A HUGE ASS SPIDER ON MY KEYBOARD WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO I GET IT OFF AND KILL IT

what's george soros doing sitting next to kareem?

>Olabricko
>Paul Brick
>Drummoverthebackfoulinanallstargame

thank god for your parents amirite?

Which 5 man team of flopper would you pick?

>lelbron
>door stopper harden
>ginobil
>reggie miller
>and yhat spic cuck that was lebron all those years then went to golden state for a ring but was cucked by lebron in that 3-1 final

That was for the Rising Stars game like, last year or the year before.

LeBron could. Giannis might be able to if he put on like 25lbs of pure muscle. Same with Durant.

STOP CHUCKING 3S FROM 30 FEET RETARDS

They should've redone it since trades raped the league after they were picked
infinite 3chucking vs lebron lobbing it to griffin all day

that airballll hhahahahahahahaha wtf

Varejão? GOAT flopper

>put horford in for 10 seconds
lmao

Remember that all star game when Kobe was talking shit to lebron and he le passed at the end?

Prime Artest. He would injure him in the 1st quarter.

curry is a better player AND floor general

Man even in the ASG, people wanna play harder for Steph more than LeBron

>LeBron team just chucking meme 3s
Boring. Seems rigged so that the "black" team wins

Calm down grandpa. Its the nu way to score in the NBA.

>lebron drafts best players
>none of them want to even play because they're too scared of the injury boogeyman
>steph drafts young guys with something to prove
>they try harder and BTFO team lebron

steph out-GMed lebron again

Is the crowd already booing?

You clearly do have time, or you wouldn't be posting here begging to be noticed.

>durshit

I think he's way too soft

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>drafting teams after the trade deadline

thank god you're confined to Cred Forums with those shit ideas

Remember when LeBron shitted on himself and had to get carried off because of no air conditioning

>Team Steph
Actually run offense, try to create open 3s and get layups

>Team LeBron
Out muscle people for layups, but play iso and chuck 30 foot 3s and never create any openings for your teammates.

You can tell which team is coached by Casey and which one is by D'Antoni

>the hub of the porn
Bruh, this is Cred Forums.

>ps4 pro

Ima just bein Donald Trump ima just cursin ur d00ds, hi Team LeBron I might have mercy on you after 20 point lead

Why does not these players play defense? Being afraid of injury?

PG - Smart
SG - Ginobili
SF - Battier
PF - Laimbeer
C - Divac

youtube.com/watch?v=PKMeeOFSZAw

Lebron, Giannis, Young Shaq, Artest, Wilt

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glass cannon + retard = american hero

I would still get banned posting that I think on Cred Forums.

I remember Kobr crying on the court and refusing to shoot agains the Suns while blowing a 3-1 series lead

YO /smokingloud/ here

>ready player one

THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T BE GREAT LEBRON

YOU'RE AFRAID TO TAKE THE LAST SHOT AND DRIVE TO THE RIM AND GET FTS

YOU ARE THE MOST UNCLUTCH FT SHOOTER IN NBA HISTORY

Remember that one all star game when Kobe blocked Lebron twice in the 4th quarter?

Stop pretending to be a gook with poor English.

acting like this is the NFL. bunch of pussies

I'm black so I don't get you both teams are black
I'm seething on team lebron money line rn

if Lebron actually shit himself during the finals do you think he would play through it? Like say there was 4 minutes left of game 7 and no time outs. Personally I think he would keep playing with shit running down his legs.

Oh, ok. Didn't know.

i'll never understand canada's obsession with rapistridecoattailsman

The all star game has turned into everyone pretending to be Steph Curry.

you mean varejao kek.

Parker
Wade
Lebron
Griffin
Gortat

Problem?

I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS BEFORE I BET $1500 ON TEAM LEBRON I THOUGHT IT WOULD BASICALLY BE 1 ON 1 LEBRON VS CURRY

but you got those mixed up

>refball in an allstargame
steph is shameless

The allstar game is like a dude with a two inch wang, who recently got a penis enlargement and is now hanging a mean four incher

he used to be really good at eating pussy, and I mean REALLY good.

now he tries to lay pipe instead. as a result, even though his dick is bigger his wife is less satisfied than ever

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>be an all star
>brick wide open 3s

>only player on Team LeBron that can defend that's on the floor right now is PG and he's getting screened out the play

not at all poorfag

The blacks have to beat the whites. You should be used to this bullshit by now

>thinking the NBA would let the white team win

>lebron was the one that wanted to play serious
>losing by over 10

Holy shit Steph Curry is a monster, he would be a great WWE commissioner.

WHAT THE FUCK IS TEAM LEBRON DOING

There's still time but I'm shaking rn

steph curry has ruined this sport. everyone fuckin meme chuckin 3's. fucking bull shit

RAPTIE TIME

So which is team would win a serious game?

>not taking the underdog in an exhibition game

DeRozan and Lowry finna beat the fuck out of that punk ass bitch Dragic aka DragBITCH aka DragPISS

Bricking 3s nad not going fo layups.

>Blacks humiliating and dominating the whites
why is it always like this??!

Imagine Giannis on the Raps bros

How the fuck are these so called "all stars" bricking all these wide open 3s?

>Kemba will never play on a good team

reggie miller is gay right?

WHY CAN'T LOWRY MAKE ANY 3S?????

>Everyone is just chucking 3s
What the fuck guys it's an all star game do something interesting

FINNA GET KEMBA WALKER ON THE CAVALIERS

Lebron getting accustomed to his new home if u know what am sayin ;))

HOW THE FUCK DID TEAM LEBRON MAKE THAT OMCEBACK

>LeBron and Westbrook are the only good players on Team LeBron

SOOOOOOOON

They have to play defense because of last year so no one wants to go in the paint

Damn, that looks like a rough night.

White must be passive, Black must be aggressive, such is the way of things.

who /teamlebron/ here

leGM would never move to cornville

NICE REFBALL

LeGod and WestGod dishing and swishing

le door stop shoot threes man

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>ALL STAR BRICKS

>NBA Memechucking brickstars

>black team just bricked three 3s in the same play

la creatura ataca nuevamente

Has Harden even scored yet?

>kyrie
webm

le three poiont man face

>>emBITCH what a pussy he got blocked by LEBRON and then walk out like a faggot lmao....then DURANT fooled him again with those moves. that injured fagg joe emBLEED aka MEDICALjoe aka emBITCH ass nigga is the shaqtin a fool mvp for sure..what a choker....what a loser.....LMAO

Is there a WNBA ASG we could watch? It probably has more dunks. (I kid)

Who/nobodyfromyourteamisintheallstargame/ here

Except theyw erent bircks, all 3 of them were right there

>that fat ballerina

Reminder that Nike admitted to designing these boring-ass jerseys so they wouldn’t distract from the shoes.

you guys are acting like they don't brick 3s in the regular season for some reason

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LeHumble wants to win, not just live in luxury, or else he wouldn't have come back to the shithole by the lake known as LEaveland

>for your eyez thing
>posts forest hills drive

battle of the meme chuckers

Yeahhhhhh
>money money money money team

stream your gerbil

Get off the Internet Adam

This music on the commercials gives me such bad anxiety

>Right there

What whites?

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let embiid shoot, he's a good boy

They should just get rid of the 3 point shot. It would make the game better.

it's a bit different since he's from Ohio

Tobacco in a joint? You bongs are fucked.

When was the last time you went on a date guys?

>a year and a half

You walk into your room after a long day fapping to anime. See this young lady sitting in front of you, what do you do?

>British "weed"

If you can't read the responses people give you, why ask questions

it literally would consist of clogging the paint

will Kimmel start crying at any point

>harden and steph just missed 6 3s on the same possession

>tabacco mixed in
Kys

calm down whitey

white jerseys

2 birds 1 stone

Better than chucking up 3's every other possession.

If Kyrie and KD don't heat up I'm afraid Team LeBron will get blown out

Also that fucking Westbrook to LeBron dunk

The fuck is with those 3 foot long socks?

thats one nice looking doobie my brit friend. putting some good tobacco in it only makes it tastier

torching mine up right now to see the Slovenian Dragon™ taking control of the pitch™

Don't listen to these plebs

With my foreign girlfriend who went to a different school in another state, you wouldn't know her.

Tell her to leave casue shes fat, plus my gf is with me

it would be buring bully ball

>rick and morty shoes

KAT got some nice kicks there

Noice

Shit game tho
Should have bought this instead

3 dogs 2 sticks

nice cloudy island shithole weed you got there

>I kid

Are you underage?

Team Steph bricking threes meanwhile westgod and lebron dunking on niggas

>KD and Westbrook playing against Steph and Thompson
PTSD incoming

>mixing Reggie wit tobacco in a raw

i kinda like the westbrick x legod duo

About to crack this baby open

about four years ago my man

Westbrook damn near almost had that block clean.

BLACK her nigga, the fuck

M I L K I E S

Looks good even with the tobacco, had someone I know who unironically would smoke spliffs exclusively, it wasn't too bad actually

>(I kid)

Who /playersonlybaby/ here?

literally who

My SON could have played in the NBA BUT YOU RUINED IT

YOU DID

LIAR FILTHY LIAR ADAM SILVER
WAAAAHHHHHHH *snifs*

>KAT with the R&M sneaks.

KARA BOĞA

T-thanks, y-you too :)

*burp*
>MID RANGE JUMPERS AND LAYUPS ARE FOR SUCKERS, MORTY
*belch*
>JUST SHOOT THREES AND DUNK , EVERYTHING ELSE IS MEANINGLESS, THERE IS NO GOD

International posters are the worst. You're only allowed to post here if you're American or Canadian. Nobody cares about your soystation games and shit weed

embiid is some real shit

stay mad north america

Who is this load toad?

Okay Muhammad.

I just didn't want people correcting me because I just saw a LBJ dunk it was a joke. I don't know the latest soyboy lingo like you friends do, I don't read up on Twitter everyday to know what it is like you guys.

>talking about weed

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this picture smells like grease

so which of the players on the court plays for LA?

what if two players wear the same number on their team?

I still can't believe LeBron James, "Best Player on the Planet," all-time great power leaper, has never had the guts to do a single NBA dunk contest.

Curry and Harden need to off themselves tonight

>weed isn't legal in his state

embarrassing

So does your favela

>tfw was the original person who started talking about weed and now the thread is derailed

I mean it is an all star game, who really fucking cares

Is Lil toenail performing on half-time?
youtube.com/watch?v=bHmq519BKrk

lmao nobody gives a fuck about the game DeNegro, chill

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Those nacho fries look gross af

OOoohhh oh oh
OOoohhh oh oh
We're gonna off ourselves tonight!

t. fucking pleb

That one kid... Oh wait. LA has no all stars.

LMAO

it wouldnt be fun. it would just be a lot of iso and post work. you don't want that. modern offenses are a lot more fun and require skill instead of being really fucking tall and heavy

You leave Sean Dyche out of this you fucking scouse cunt

I want the Asian lady spinning plates for halftime entertainment.

Shouldn't you be cleaning up gerbil shit

>setting a bunch of (illegal) screens at the 3pt line until you get open enough to chuck is skill

>tfw no mass shootings

My wife Ernestine just asked why Kyrie couldn't have just said no when LeBron drafted him for his All-Star team. Now that's a good question.

Derozan, Pall Jorge, Westbrook, and harden are all from LA

So spree how will non manlet and manlet can compete when in a generation or two the big man can post, bully the paint, AND meme chuck?

Embid is just of the prototypes now. But imagine a lanket meme chucking like ray allen

>this Persil commercial guy was supposed to be Don Draper

Life is pain bros

kek

Is everyone else seeing these back to back to back Death Wish commercials? Might just be a Vue thing.

Mavsfan reporting in....DSJ got robbed yesterday...FUCK THE NBA.

neither has any all-star
except derozan

yet
just wait till somebody blocks lebron and some white kid in the audience goes nuts

>plays for LA

>plays for LA

>plays
>for
>LA

Looks like Lebron has to carry this team too.

apparently someone has some issues with grease smell

doesnt your private healthcare plan cover baths, user?

That movie looks shockingly good, might be like white people Black Panther.

Fuck Burnley

7-1

HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH HELP

agreed, fuck mitchell.

>being 7ft tall and backing yourself into the paint is a lot better

how is a team with lebron, kd, and kyrie losing lmao

This is literally the worst comeback ive ever seen

Anyone else spot John Wall on the bench? lmao

team steph would be BTFOing team lebron if steph wasn't trash

have you seen this one ?

nice digits though

>my guys
fuck off lebron

fuck these mulatto chuckers

>Dissidia NT
>Good
lmao

>memechucking has completely taken over

This is the future you chose

How is dissidia NT. I can of want to buy it because of ramza

WHITE WOMEN CANNOT STOP TELLING HIM TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP LEL

ridiculous oversized shades

there's nothing more embarrassing than burgers who like football

Lebron sound like he been sucking dick all night.

>Team LeBron would be BTFOing team Curry if KD, Kyrie, etc. weren't trash

>Team LeBron losing when all they have to do is iso Kevin Durant for a mid-range shot every play

It's literally that easy for that snake bitch Durant.

i swear to god weve seen 8 back to back 3 attempts

>every shot is a 3 pointer

only their professional football league

PAUL GEORGE AND KYRIE TRAPPIN NIGGAS

new

Feels good to see Dwayne Casey getting some love desu

I don’t know i only played 30 minutes and i don’t know what the fuck is happening while i play, i suck at fighting games.

Music is 10/10 though

Oladipo was in it last night

Enjoying your first all star game?

And yet Klay Thompson is the only one not consistently bricking them

Dude US football is so comfy its like sports used to be, I literally get to have snacks, speak in Spanish and drink beer and then play 40min, these Arabs and their fun league were cunts but we played them off for fun and they went off somewhere and haven't seen them for weeks.

he was going to do it twice and got injured both times

Why is it Team Stephen when Durant is better?

How much of a cuck can KD be?

>Pall

what the fuck user

Andd you are here because?

>calling soccer football

literally kill you are self turbofag

He doesn't wanna be a leader

this shit is fucking boring desu

He lost the popularity contest.

Curry brings in the whites. He's good at golf and mingles well with the regular wealthy

Needs more dunks desu

Dwayne Casey will be remembered as one of the greatest coaches of all time

This game will be a shining jewel in his crown

>his wife

>calling football soccer

no, you kill yourself
god damn yanks

the future of the NBA

Friendly reminder that american sports are commie style with their draft system