UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs Medeiros thread #3

>UFC Fight Night 126 main card (FS1, 9 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
Francisco Trinaldo vs. James Vick
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Brandon Davis vs. Steven Peterson
Sage Northcutt vs. Thibault Gouti
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (FS1, 7 p.m. ET)
Diego Ferreira def. Jared Gordon via 1st rd. TKO/Nutshot
Geoff Neal def. Brian Camozzi via 1st rd. SUB
Roberto Sanchez def. Joby Sanchez via 1st rd. SUB
Lucie Pudilova def. Sarah Moras via UD
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 6 p.m. ET)
Alex Morono def. Josh Burkman via 1st rd SUB
Oskar Piechota def. Tim Williams via 1st rd. KO

TIME FOR SAGEEEEEEE

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HAIL, KING SAGE!

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Based T-city would strange Conor,Tony and Khabib in the same night

Give me a single(1) reason you aren't hitting you kettlebell right now before the main card

the STATE of UFC 222 lmfao

Would you date a qt filipina?

wake up, it's over you little bitch.
you hit the floor like a fucking pussy.
HAHAHAHAHA now get out of my sight you pathetic faggot

BASED brenny

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Who's goofing these? I'll take over if no one else wants to

>tfw Sage heems Khabib

Where’s Jon anik?

Did he get replaced?

So, how dark is too dark?

Are they ever going to have Sage fight someone who isn’t a can?

GSP bless

Its actually laughable. Cyborg vs some can was the best they could pull together to save the ppv. Record low ppv buys

i love the venezuelan vixen!

Kailin is built like a fridge.

Brits have officially lost the right to insult American beer. This shit is dasani

>synonymous with barbecue

corn nuts

Curtis Millender dark

No such thing.

No because he needs to seem impressive until he develops actual skills

Sage by KO screencap this

So hes got the money but how long is he just gonna linger around trying to be famous? You can tell he doesn't want to lose the limelight, pretending he's a fight commentatr, discussing fighting. At what point do the cazzies get bored of him commentating on instagram?

No such thing

The darker the berry, the more violent the crime.

I was in Abrekebabra today and the black girl at the counter said to me "Have you seen Black Panther yet? You really should!"

I just laughed and told her to hurry up with my order before I call management.

Youre right but hes sounds like he can improve a lot. Not like tate

>tfw didn’t pick James Vick

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Reposting deleted tweet

Vick, Gouti, Lewis, Medeiros, and Millbender are my picks

No such thing as too dark.

She wanted you to see it with her.

>Jesus, Weidman sounds punch-drunk
>Oh right, he's from Long Island

Wtf is that necklace lol

I hope Sage gits gud. But for some reason he insists on training with his dad.

it's never too dark.

>bumps you into contention

I would say once they are so dark they become a different hue like purple

Except cyborgs last ppv did above average numbers dummy

Too busy trying to pick up sluts on tinder

it genuinely makes me uncomfortable looking at 145 conor

What the fuck

dayum lad

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He went to TAM of all places too, which means he's going to learn nothing useful and just line Faber's pockets.

That was deleted? But its funny. Why does the UFC hate fun? Oh yeah, the new reebok overlords

HOW does he do it lads

Someone post webm of CowboyTE walking into the arena wearing that mexican blanket

Will this even break 85k buys?

>tfw has a beautiful thicc Black gf but she left me and got pregnant 2 weeks later

Missed a bullet I guess, but I could have a little mixed family right now.

>Victoria Secret joke

ai ya

You can tell he didn't want to tap that roastie

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It’s because his dad insists on being his coach, and Sage never disobeys his dad. His dad is going to kill his career.

Reminder Torres will win by upset against Andrade next weekend.

Too busy posting on Cred Forums

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did that faggot Todd Grisham already get flushed?

All first round heems apart from one.

The main card is going to suck.

today's card is unironically better.

I actually like picking up a 4 pk of boddingtons occasionally. It goes down easy, good summer beer, and the price is right.

120k easy

Thank you all for the overwhelming number of (yous) and constructive criticisms last week. I have taken all your suggestions into consideration and I hope you consider this an improvement.

pls rate

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>picking someone trained by a rapist

yeah TAM is just a bunch of super athletes that spar alot. Which means you get comfortable in fights or you just get used to fighting sloppy. The training environment doesnt seem to favour prospects much.

Go for it family, I'll do the stats as per usual.

Rate this card s far/10

fart meal

Why don't you find a nice girl to marry?

the only good fight is Ortega v Edgar, and we already know that the boring wrestlefucker will win a boring decision

this reminds me when i was a kid i would take atleast 15 minutes or so before i came now i can cum in seconds. What happened

4/10 toast to egg ratio is way off

eatin bigg

Literally laughed out fucking loud.

Someone post a fuckin' decent ace link

8/10

For sure that had nothing to do with it being against an American fan favorite and they were pathetic numbers for a new years card

is that baccie or hammie?

Who /swangnbang/ here?

Looks tasty. Bacon looks a little bit flaccid though. Overall, nice work.

What is you goal with this meal? This looks like a regular breakfast.

I’m gonna say when you can apply a black and white filter to their pics and nothing changes.

I blame the jews

Georges "If she's white get her out of my sight" St. Pierre

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well shit now i want it

He does glory and fightpass stuff.

I think Jon anik got fired. He’s no where to be seen and a lot of ppl complained about his commentating.
So they stole jimmy smith from Bellator to replace anik.

Worked out about 2 hrs ago

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Too old. All women my age have kids already so I'm not going to settle down

MOMMY MILKIES PLZ

I like Anik, better then Goldy really

nervous for sage desu

>Old Rules
Why the fuck do the new rules even exist?

What drink is that? Is that a protein shake?

didnt Anik do a show like a week ago or 2?

Yeah, I hated him at first, but he grew on me and I like him now.

Too bad he got the boot now.

>So they stole jimmy smith from Bellator to replace anik.
??? that's not how it works

This is oddly cute.

Good thing you lost the cola but your bacon is still soggy. 6/10

Basically, GSP is a man of refined tastes.

Before you embarrass yourself further go check how 208 did moron.

Sage northcan is figytoday?

i swear the last 5 cards have been under the old rules

We had to wait 30 minutes of watching fight replays, now another 15 before an actual fight.
Glad I'm streaming it.

Just skipped the last few prelims and wrote 200 words of my dissertation lads
Feel proud of myself, time to reward myself by watching Sage politely heem some dickhead

I like sage and I want him to succeed because of his potential and just being a nice guy in general. But why in the fuck is he on the main card?

People just like Goldie for nostalgia and his fuck ups. But Anik is a better commentator in an objective sense.

I’m going to freak the fudge out if sage doesn’t win

Don’t chinks realize how pathetic their culture is?

Time to get culturally enriched

Yeah, but he’s nowhere to be found tonight which isn’t a good sign for him when they just picked up jimmy smith.
He’s losing work if not fired, which isn’t good for him.
A lot of ppl didn’t like his commentating though and Reebok/wme-img might have taken that into consideration like they did with Goldie.

Berry, mango, bannana, vanilla yogurt, oats and milk

last weeks

>But why in the fuck is he on the main card?
??? Why not

>that softness

>women my age

That's were you're going wrong, never go for women your age, too much baggage both mentally and physically.

Sage probably going to get fucked up

discord.gg/7GGFb4
discord.gg/7GGFb4
discord.gg/7GGFb4

Jump into Heemcord to talk about Sage

kys

honestly, as long as they dont have that retarded puffed afro hair, its all fair, nigresses are hot as long as they dont look like apes

Why do you undercook you bacon?

UFC want him to be popular because he's young and attractive, and would be quite marketable.

Ummm yes it is. Who’s commentating tonight?
Not Jon anik. Idiot.

China numba wan

>not liking hunting Cougars who don't have kids at all

Pleb.

>soycord
no thanks

dr pol

eat whole grain bread, you'll feel much better after you eat it.

wtf man

Fuck I'm starving now.
I ate a huge breakfast like this before going to the museum. I was thankful the exhibit was so crowded because I was laying down war crime level farts.

Is this Sage's first fight after starting at Team Alpha Male? Or was he already training there during his last fight?

He got beat by mickey gall who is a nobody and his last win was someone who doesnt even have a wikipedia page.

Sage about to heem this spic then do a backflip

>that bacon

Do you even crispy?

This card has been pretty nice so far. Hopefully the main card is full of finishes, at least three will end in a KO or submission.

You're showing marked improvement. Well done.

i highly doubt you need the vanilla... try a natural yogurt next time and some honey

Nice. I like to make my shakes with berries, oats, pumpkin seed, eggs, butter, spinach, and water

>playing hide and seek backstage with Rob before his fight
>finds a room well out of sight
>goes in
>Conor's inside snorting coke
>"Wow, Mr McGregor, you're really cool. What does that stuff smell like, haha!"

The UFC still desperately hopes he’ll be good so they’ll have a marketable star.

eugh the guy based Sage is fighting is fucking FRENCH as well...
as if i needed more of a reason to root for sage

This is how you do it.

>toloose france

fuck this dumb spic announcer

Heh

And tall, don't forget tall.

2nd fight with TAM. Urijah was in his corner last fight

gross titcow

>Bake beans
0/10 would not have breakfast with.

Fuck yeah

>I'm here with the winner, Sage Northcutt. How do you feel after your first round KO against this can?
>Aw gee mister, I feel swell! I'd like to thank Mr. White for having me on the main card tonight, it's been a lot of fun! Hope to see you guys on UFC Fight Pass again soon!

>Frenchman
>spic

Takedown Sage is unstoppable!!

i wish sage would get a real boxing coach and not the beaner from his hometown. he needs to learn how to sit down on his punches

gimme goochi

Joe " Fighting pride of " Martinez

WAR SAGE

>The beans running into everything

Sage got rocked on the feet and wanted no part of it lol

His stand up has a long way to go

USA USA USA

Lets see this TAM shit fail, sorry Sage.

Hahahahah sage got tagged

this

yikes heem foodposters wud get annihilated under 10is stanrdars

is sage a chinlet?

the virgin coke breakfast
the chad milk side

Wrasslin sage?

yes

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>Buying British beer in the US

Why on earth would you do that? Whether you're after a cheap light beer buzz or some triple hopped IPA ass goblin shit, there's really no reason to drink Brit-beer unless you really like the can aesthetics or some shit

This is easily the worst fucking commentary team I've ever heard. I'd rather have those British fag fuck losers over these clowns.

>sage gtting btfo standing

It looks like Sage is a chinlet

damn sage getting rocked out there

USA
USA
USA

So this is the power of team alpha male

Hahahahhahhahahhahahha what a can

Sage always wrestles, he has good top game and almost 0 off his back, typical wrassler.

He’s not used to getting punched, similar to Brock lesnar.

He needs to get away from his dad’s training and get some hard sparring in so he’s used to getting hit.

Jesus, Sage, you can't even dominate a can.

Yes m8. Yes.

FUCKS SAKE PAGE! DEFENCE!

that yummy muffin top

>Sage is a chinlet

Northcann tagged twice

whats in the glass? and why are the yolks pink?

What the hell is wrong with you?

Insulin injection?

I can appreciate a meal like this.

>rocks opponent
>grapples him

Every fucking time.

Brock shyed away from punches, he didn't get dropped by them. Sage is getting wobbled by any decent hit he takes.

Tuck that chin buddeh

>Urijah Faber
Hate that cunt

I'm attracted to this on a PRIMAL level, god fucking damn

>getting cornered by Faber AND your dad

Keep posting more dark beauties.

Fuck this thread.

FUCKING URIJAH FABER

Would feed her this meal before bed and put my head under the covers desu

CRUISE CONTROL!

>He needs to get away from his dad’s training and get some hard sparring in so he’s used to getting hit.

He needs to join one of those gangs where you have to get jumped in. It'd toughen his ass up. He needs a mean streak.

the living chad meme will win

I would unironically love to see Sage vs. Michael Paige

hmm, this is kind of sexy and interesting...
nudes?

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Dana slipped him some money to not beat up his boy too much.

Do you really want that?

He’s not getting hurt though, he’s still fully in control of his body. He’s just not used to taking a hard shot.

10-9 frog

dat jiggle

goddamit im missing northcan

undercooked meat, needs more egg, a few shots of hot sauce, and a half gallon of water to wash that coke out.

wellllll i'm straight now

Sage lost this round easy.

Sage will still heem that frog eating faggot

10-9 Sage

????

10-9 Goutti

close to being 10-8

haha very spicy sir :)

WHO CALLED STRAIGHT DAVE A FAGGOT!?!?!

is gouti actually french or some kind of north african or something?

Sage is a can. Boi getting pieced up by a scrub

Sage is getting pieced up on the feet my man

I think this is it. I don't know if he'll ever be able to take a punch tho

>slipping all over the place
>in full control of his body

Okay, good one Faber.

10-10 imo

I like sage but hate team alpha male so I kind of want him to lose

manlet faber advice

Disgusting

God, yes.

>get outgrappled and subbed twice
>join a camp of manlets who won't challenge you physically

S P I C Y

Yeah he looks Moroccan.

SAGE HAS NO POWER. NO POP TO HIS PUNCHES AT ALL. JUST MECHANICAL MOVEMENT.

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gouti's done

agreed

may aswell just turn on a rogan chael mp3

this desu

>stream is a slideshow during fight
>kpop runs fine between rounds

the fuck is this

tfw sage was the can all along

sage getting heemed

why doesn't sage train with wonderpedo ?

Sage’s inner bitch is showing.

No heart, he just quit after getting rocked again.

This happened earlier in the fight pass fight and he got him so

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ok for fucks sake, source now.

Rip my picks thanks dana for schilling me

Sage is so stiff man, he needs to train with Tony Fergusson

Sage to Bellator when

Sage is going for a nap soon.

link for fight?

fucks saaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Go cuddle your dog, Dom.

How is sage not a phenom

Goddamnit Sage, I'm finna get goofed in the first round here.

he's hurt mike

Back to sleep Cody.

ufc.tv

sage fucking stinks

Channel 219

ufc.tv/video/ufc-austin-2018

Sage is not used to this at all.
He needs to fire his dad as his coach.

Style > Substance

Send Sage your strength.

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i see stiffness on sage northcutt.

I knew this wasn't gonna be an easy fight for him

northcan btfo

spicyj

Does Sage not know how to throw combo's or hooks?

sage is just not a fighter. doesn't have the skill, instincts, or mentality.

can anyone explain to me when white men shifted to nigger taste in women? it's rap videos fault or no?

>some guy on /heem/ said sage was literally guarenteed money earlier

FAGGOT DREAM IS A ULTIMATE BUM

>:heart rate skyrockets:

BRUH

Just a reminder, this Frenchie is 1-3 in the UFC.

This frog is so fucking stupid. He's completely winning against Sage on the feet but has elected to hump him against a fence instead?

gouti deserves to lose for fighting like a tard

>he doesn't know what bitters and mums are
Chop your own fucking head off, dude. You are too fucking stupid to continue living.

>why would you drink something you can't buy or brew yourself in your home country and will without question have to import
What's it like being this fucking stupid? Are you aware of it, or do you just walk around thinking you're actually not a fucking moron?

Oh shit sage is going full just bleed.

>Group of manlets who get butthurt when one of their team leaves for another team and start of reality-TV grade drama about it
>Combined they still have a 2 digit IQ
kek

PED's kiddo. PED's.

Have you seen Black Panther? It's a cultural paradigm shift.

Katt Leya.

I hate rap, gangsta and nig culture in general. I just like black girls.

Super Can Northcutt

>mfw you mad

Sage vs Artem when

>spicyj

fuck this northcan, I got something better to do
thanks famalam

Sage should win that round because he did more damage but judges will give it to frog cause hugging

SAGE HEEMS THIS FAG NEXT ROUND CAP THIS

SHOOK FROG

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>Second time I've put money on Sage
>Second time I've lost it

I'm not sure Sage is challaxing here brah

How is Sage letting himself get controlled by this vanilla midget?

t. faggot

breast implants
butt implants
...does that even really count as naked?

Super Sage takedown incoming

Getting tired of the white woman's bullshit

They said Vick was guaranteed money

>get fed a can
>lose

20-17 French Guy

>texas refs

IF SAGE LOSES ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF I SWEAR TO GOD

>Not Super Sage Northcan

This is an accurate assessment.

Also, the whole "oh he's still so young, he's gonna get so much better" is such a load of shit. The kid has a ridiculous physique. That's literally all.

Lads the Super Samoan Sage hasn't lost yet, let's give him a few more minutes

1-1 JUST BLEED

why is an overweight black girl more attractive than a slim, athletic blonde? it didn't used to be this way.

sage has 0 dog in him
just a cat on roids

should quit and go model or whatever

Even under new rules there's no way either of those rounds was a 10-8, and Texas is still under the old rules.

Don't do it bro

More excellent refereeing here.

a miracle sage did not go sleepy this round
he looks shook in there

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>toe poke

Why is Sage so shit lads?

Sage is NEVER worth killing yourself over

Lol fuckin retard ref robbed sage of an opening

Why did the ref stop that super sage k!ck?

Fight over 30-25 French Man

bones are for dogs

I like meat.

(as long as its within proportions of course, nobody likes hamplanets)

Hey, we both eat bananas the same way

So Sage will lose by decision.

Have some self respect mate. Don't do it.

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Because he's a lil fucking buttboi with no KILLER SAVAGE instinct.

Even if he does win, he’s looking pretty shit against a 1-3 Frenchman. This is a bad look for him either way.

He's got more fights in him, he'll come good, you'll see, we're all waiting for it to happen, but it'll happen, I swear it will, it has to.

Jesus he has taken him down how many times and proceeded to do literally fucking nothing but lay on him?

Why does pepe le pew keep going for that gay position this entire fight?

>lay n praying sage

He is still super green

>commentators think sage is winning this fight
>production crew making up stats for sage
>commenators missing a really obvious flick of the cup from sage

Ebin UFC shill bias, I hope Sage loses.

>northcan is gonna get decisionated

ever been any p slips in gymnastics?

>takes him down
>does absolutely nothing

Too alpha for me lad

That’s not how you eat a banana.
Why do girls do this?

>slim, athletic

Not my style. I don't like whales but I don't like ripped girls either. Doesn't look very feminine.

Black girls are kinda exotic since there are none where I live.

He's unorthodox. He has his own martial arts rather than the typical one.

Karate... that's funny.

Watch Stefan Molyneux's presentation on r/K-selection in humans. The shift in men's taste is a really frightening sign for our civilization.

Both of these assholes should be cut tbqh.

Old rules payoff takedowns right?

privileged wh*Tebois who never faced adversity in their lives don't make good fighters.

dont say GSP, he was a faggot who got bullied when he was young.

Sage needs to go King of the cage / cage warriors level for 5 more fights then come back

This is the kind of bullshit judging takedowns and position creates

>Super Samoan Sage's ability to do takedowns

Yeah why is a 21yo in the ufc

But him against Artem

Yeah but not to the extent of a 10-8. Also think how much takedowns influence who wins a round depends more on the judges than the ruleset.

Sage could easily beat khabib with these takedowns.

29-28 sage

/heem/ btfo

Bellator
Though I can watch CotK on MAVTV

absolute shit fight

29-28 Northcutt

This is his 7th fight in the UFC m8. That excuse no longer holds water.

>this pitiful wrestlefucking

Well there goes the super sage meme

Sage is like Shun, he's too pure-hearted to fight

NORTHCUTT NEEDS TO LEARN TO FUCKING WRESTLE OR JUST STICK WITH STRIKING OMFG

Absolute bullshit if sage doesn't win this. The dude did absolutely fucking nothing with his takedowns.

I feel you, bro

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yeah but im just thinking will the takedowns in the 3rd win versus the strikes of sage

finally someone speaking some sense

30-27 France

>I stopped playing Kingdom Come Deliverance for this

agreed desu

Why are you guys calling him Super Samoan Sage? I don't think he's Samoan.

What did sage do to win the fight?

That fight fucking sucked

awful fight

incoming robbery for sage

he was getting pieced up striking lmao

I have basically no idea what happened after the first minute of the third because of these shit fucking streams going down.

christ what a fucking faggot that frog is

So how did Queerhawk McPrettyhair get into the fight game again? He's sure as shit not a natural...

Sage is a can but the frog did FUCKING NOTHING on the ground. Literally 0 strikes. I don’t see how that round can be scored in his favor, but it probably will be. Fucking wrestlefuckers

the fuck was that gymnastics stunt

Nick Diaz was knocking out Robbie lawler in the ufc when he was 21

Cut both these faggots

>down on points with a minute left
Go for a takedown
I deserve to lose the picks. Damn sage is still so green

>molymeme
top zozzle

Beauty is usually in rare attributes. A slim white girl is more attractive in places where they are rarer.

Fuck Gouti what a mug

You don't have two monnies?

dis

>no standup
>no takedowns
>no ground game

Well, at least he's the fourth youngest UFC fighter from Texas.

LMAO kpop dudes are so tiny

29-28 Froggy

Is Sage the biggest failed prospect of all time?

Should lose points for takedowns into nothing t b h

Sage will win screen cap this post, shit fight though

Would you guys say that Sage is privileged(not because he's white)?
Because of his perceived marketability?

incoming split decision

stupid frog idiot could have kneed the fuck out of him

robbed

i delivered my kingdom come on ur mom's face lmao

CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN CAN BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

Those 'takedowns' were just pressing him against the cage and holding a lock on him forever without trying to improve position once he sat him down. They really shouldn't fucking be worth much but I guess we'll see.

>sage is free money! hell crush this can

you faggots make me sick. i told you sage was a pussy chinlet

I feel you bro, I restarted my playthru cause I realized I didnt save theresa and just got to the thalmberg thot getting into my room

does anything even come out of that shitshow? she clearly wants to fuck

What the FUCK?

ROBBERY
O
B
B
E
R
Y

The fans lost that fight IMO.

I think embarassed is a better way to describe it. I constantly have to defend American intellectual dignity, and then some faggot like you exists and talks and fags everything up with his stupid fucking bullshit.

Maybe we are just mostly stupid fucking mulatto halfwits and Americans like me, who are entirely white and not cognitively impaired, should just go home to Europe. You mud imbeciles can just have this fucking dump.

just lol @ these refs

FROG GOT

R O B B E D
O
B
B
E
D

WEW, Thank God

Wow
Just wow

What the fuck?!

This shit is rigged.

They're not

r1 10-9 sage
r2 10-9 frenchie
r3 10-9 sage
i have it sage wins 28-27

You now remember Miguel Torres.

NORTHCUTT A SHIT

>mma prodigy
>training since child
>can't take down a frog

Sage won first and third, first just barely.

We all agree with the decision right

77 karate championships brah

BASEED DANA
BASED TEXAS ROBBERIES
BASED SAGED
SCHAUB BLESS BROS
SCHAUB BLESS

hahahahahahah get to fuck judges

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A LAY AND PRAY BUM YOU FROG FAGGOT.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

PICKS ARE LIVE

honestly though Gouti does not deserve to be rewarded for that dick sucking

LMAO

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

EAT SHIT YOU DISGUSTING FROG WRESTLEFUCKING CUNT

EASY MONEY

Lol robbery

ok

based SAGE

>muh takedowns

pico my pal

SUPER
A
G
E

That's what u get you wrestlefuck frog!! GET FUCKED

B A S E D

GET FUCKED FROG WRESTLEFUCKER

HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK

UFC KEEPING THEIR PROSPECT ALIVE, WHAT A ROBBERY

>Sage, thoughts on Bigfoot?

GARBAGE DECISION. ABSOLUTE TRASH.

yeah who didnt see this one coming, cmon

Hahaha the lay and pray fag got what he deserved

rigged

old rules payoff undamaging takedowns

rigged

RIGGED RIGGED FAGGOTS WHITE BUY RES TO YOUNG LOVER

hahahaha france BTFO

Man, Sage is shit. The Frog was dumb.

Alicia Vikander is not thicc enough to do Tomb Raider

Sage won faggots
Froggy did fuck all in the third

chirst cuck rofl

>ppl cheering for two bums

burn all humans

THANK YOU JUDGES FOR SAVING MY PICKS

>SAGE LOST
>STILL WINS
Based texas refs LMAO

holy shit, everyone picked sage. its funny that the frog got robbed just so that all of our picks remained intact

Yeah, fuck this shit. I'm going to go sell Pebbles and get a decent horse.


HOLY FUCKING SHIT SAGE WON LOL

I'm tarded
29-28 sage

BASED NORTHCUTT HE'S READY FOR A RUN AT THE STRAP BROTHER

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Not a robbery, people shouldn't be rewarded for taking someone down and doing nothing, especially when the opponent is beating the fuck out of you while you're holding him down.

JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES
>JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES
JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES
>JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES
JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES
>JESUS CHRIST FIXED THE SCORES

you are shit at math dude

Whatever, fuck that frog and his shit takedown

athiests its OVER for you!!!

t. Jon Fitch

>I just want to say JESUS CHRIST

Yeah, that pretty much sums up that fight and those judges for me.

PRAISE JEEESUS!

Sage loves gay Jesus

multiple leg kicks, multiple jabs, multiple elbows to the head while he was being grinded on, takedown in the first with ground and pound. Now please tell me how the other guy won with zero damage and only his arms wrapped around sages hips you fucking retard. You absolute fucking retard piece of shit casual mother fucker.

ATHEISTS BTFO

Fuckin A, sage better have won that decision

AHAHAHAHA CALLED IT

BASED JESUS WORKING THE SPERGS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FRENCHIES GET FUCKED

/nba/ checking in

P R I V I L E G E D !

LMAO THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

...

Im playing it still

Who do you get if you don't save her?

>christ cucks

NO FORGAY JESUS

Faber had that look "he didn't win this"

He had the significant strikes and the takedowns. Anyone who says this wasn't a robbery is a fucking waterhead.

Nah Pico bounced back and had 2 spectacular wins. Sage has literally never looked good other than his very first fight and that was against the bum of all bums

Jesus saves picks too.

>Jesus

Wow I bet on sage unironically

if you think the frog won you are an absolute casual

>Mr. Faber

way to make him feel old, kid

Is northcutt our boy?

as much as i hate gouti the poor frog was clearly robbed. ufc is just as shit and rigged as boxing

wow, could have been the end right there

y vo pao culiao

>1st round could go either way
>2n went to frog
>3rd sage won through strikes,(inb4 muh frog takedowns which did nothing)
ok decision, stop being faggots

I know, but more often than not it seems to be what happens.

...

>ignores significant strikes
>ignores sage literally got dropped twice

kek. when will amerifats learn?

Sage won the third, Gouti did nothing. 2nd went to Gouti, more damage. First was tossup but I think Sage edged it with his ground and pound, just barely

literally the ufc tebow

>babby strikes mean more than control

Never judge professionally.

PEOAPLE ACTUALLY THINK THAT WAS A ROBBERY HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK, HOW COULD YOU BE SO CASUAL. MORE DAMAGE WON THE FIGHT.

SAGE SUPER JESUS WARRIOR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WRESTLEFUCKERS ETERNALLY BTFO

He didn't have the significant strikes though. Going into the third Sage had 50 and the frog had 18.

>the absolute state of judges

While it looked close I did this

The crowd cheering for him was so obviously female, fuck this shit, fuck women

If you're claiming Robbed you're literally part of the problem

Lay and pray wrestlefuckers out.

yeh I know I fucked up. high and phone posting don't mix

Meh. The fight was such shit, they should've had it as a draw, except it's the kind of draw where both fighters get a loss on their records.

not even in brazil are fights tbis rigged lmfao

When will decisions be made based on how the fighter looks after the fight?

Haha

Can we all agree that Dana fucked up Sage's career by taking him to the big leagues before he was ready?
He could have done with a few more years in the minor leagues and he would be so much better when he arrived at the UFC

That fucking cowardly Frenchman deserved to lose. Le wall and stall with head down in Sage's crotch smelling his dick for 5 minutes is NOT WORTH POINTS.

The sad part is he was doing serious damage to Sage in round 2 but decided he wanted to lick Sage's nuts against the fence instead of going for the KO. Pathetic fighter, glad he lost. Justice is served.

idk bout that user, hes busy trying to save leafs like you from the islamic invasion

Hahaha get fucked potato nigger, you dont know shit about shit. Did you miss the 111-29 strike differential? And who gives a shit about a 'takedown' that culminates in keeping your face stuffed in their crotch while the light up your ribs and the sides of your head. He hugged sage for 6 fucking minutes never trying to do anything else.

striking is the first thing judges take into consideration when scoring t

muh tiki taka

Thanks Mr. Jesus!

>111 to 29

thats all you need to see, no big controversy

>watching ufc in smartphone

JEEBUS

Control means shit anymore and never should have. It’s always about damage

Have you seen the kid? Looks like he was made in a laboratory, of course roasties want him to breed them

Ah the age old "total strikes", the stat that has been shown to count strikes blocked by the arms of the opponent and mighty calf tap leg kicks with nothing behind them.

>Sage had 50 significant strikes

A FUCKING LEAF LOL

>r-robbery

retards

>no significant strikes
>sage just dropped to his ass from a tap

kek

I just don't understand how grinding someone against a cage and doing ZERO damage while the other person is hitting you with multiple elbows to the temple is "winning a fight". Makes zero fucking sense. The right decision was called.

might as well use this one as the real picks card. but dont because i picked sage

sage wins by WO then, frog is a mess

Based streamer playing blackpink during break

so fucking funny how americans value takedowns with NO advancement of position, over actual strikes landing LMAO

This

If he had an offer somewhere else they may have felt they had to pull the trigger rather than see him make money for a competitor. Same thing happened to Pico in Bellator

I mean he did absolutely nothing on the ground and ended up stalling the fight.

hehe

>damage
>got stunned 3 times in 2 rounds
>best offense are jabs

Yeah, Sage really damaged his opponent.

He kicked him in the FUCKING FACE and babby needed the ref so he could summon the energy to smell his dick

I didn't say he had none, I said Sage had more, and that's what the official count says.

I want to turn my small dining room into a grappling mat floor for under $100. Obviously real wrestling mats cost way more than this, so I was thinking a few layers of under-carpet insulation with a tarp sewn tightly onto it. But that was just my initial thought, you guys probably know better ways to do this so any ideas?

>My wife doesn't let me watch sports on the Television

Couldn't agree more.

Based Sage

Atheists btfo

Wrong thread Joao

New

I do not understand why they do not follow this logic.

Cerrone looks like Duane Ludwig with that beard

Sage will fucking get murdered on his next fight

>that's what the (((official))) count says

It's not like the UFC just makes shit up to make their shill jobs look better right?

BECAUSE THEY USE THE OLD RULES

AND THE OLD RULES REWARD WRESTLE FUCKING

THATS WHY THEY HAVE NEW RULES

BUT THESE ARE THE RULES, FAGGOT

there's wrestle fucking and then there's whatever that was.

>He would give the fight to the guy doing zero damage while getting blasted in the head over and over
Don't judge professionally and stop watching.

Watch the fight and count the strikes then, see what you come up with.

frog fag was the dominant fighter. dont care if sage was threw twice as many pillows, he took the most damage, got taken down effortless, got all of his takedowns easily stuffed. frogman is the better fighter but they're both trash honestly

If he did something with his hair he could actually model.

So you agree damage is key rather than holding someone up against the cage? Cool

He probably got told by Dana to take a dive and didn't expect everything he threw at Sage to hurt him so badly, had to resort to the most blatant display of fight throwing I've seen in years.

>defend yourself at all times

Ref stopped it because he saw a toe poke in the eye. Frenchie wasn't even hurt and went straight back. Meanwhile Sage was dropped by SIGNIFICANT STRIKES twice. I know you don't know the difference so you can go back to eating paste.

Basically sums up the fight

Puzzle piece mats from Amazon my dude. Don't wrestle on a tarp like the gay Turkish Craigslist oil wrestlers.

Christ, cry more.

Most likely
He freezes up under fire, even Nate Diaz would fuck him up

some people bruise and cut more easily than others, and on top of that one accidental cut could bleed profusely towards the end of the fight. similarly, minor cuts can leave your entire face covered in blood if you get cut early and grapple a lot

>muh rules

eat shit you statist kike

Logic hurts brainlets

wrestlers SEETHING

Sage has no fucking chin, no takedown offense, fights like he was training at a McDojo and no punching power.

Yet Dana wants to sell that Ken doll as the next UFC Champ, its a Vanzant situation all over again, he will get fucked even harder in his next fight.

That's stupid m8. The veterans would lose every fight because they're so scarred up and people with high cheekbones wouldn't make it in to the UFC anymore

Sage lost to Mickey FUCKING Gall, that is all.

Fucking guy hitting that spliff gets me every time.

You're an idiot

Did you see how easily he handled the nightmare that is CM Punk? Mickey is M-M-M-Munster bro

desu any prodigy who says it's gods will should be blackballed until age 30.
if it's his will, go spend 5 years on the road.
if it's his will, go play QB in canada.
if it's his will go play in europe.
>nah, that's not the lord's plan, he'd rather i whine about persecution through back channels while spreading the most absolutely shallow, basic word possible on whatever camera will have me
i love the lord, but i really don't like indoctrination. you should come to the lord, not have him shoved down your throat.

Peterson for the picks

Lol classic Cred Forums neckbeard post

The GOAT got manhandled by a nobody.

>giving the fight to someone who did nothing for 6 minutes is logic
lmao aussie logic

that's the Chad life boi!

good retort fagboy. enjoy watching this trash mutant get fucking starched his next fight unless dana puts him up against a complete cm punk tier trashcan

gimme the mississippi fag

I would actually whoop your ass. See you in the next thread bitch

Relax user

Jesus Christ sage is trash.

peterson reminds me of jason knight

>i'd like to think i can whoop your ass therefor sage won

The UFC wants a poster boy for their sweatshop garments. That's why they give that fight to that mutant frog.

that's not ALL of it.
Starting in the mid-80's sex symbols were models almost as much as movie actresses, which was a first.
But models are chosen for ONE reason: fabric needs "to drape" nicely from them. That means they need to be tall and skinny.
People equated model with most beautiful, when that was NOT an important quality for a model, really. Most designers chose attractive models, and then then next trend came and designers were choosing "unique" looking models.
Anyway, 10-15 years ago 3 things happened:
>1. women started saying FUCK THAT SHIT to models being the beauty ideal; the wanted something more natural
and
>2. the entertainment industry needed another look, cuz that shit is cyclical
and
>3. rap/hiphop culture was promoting an ideal of beauty that was more natural.
...and that's why more natural looking womn are hot now.
Bastardized versions of that - Kim Kardashian and Iggy Azalea with their ass implants made it a bit of a joke, but that pretty much how it happened

Taking someone down is imposing your will against your opponent; making him do something that he doesn't want to.

Even if no damage is done on the grounded opponent, he was forced into an unfavorable position against his will.