OAR Doper is a curler.
THAT curler.
HER curler.
>Curler flees Olympic Village amid doping accusations.
IOC: BTFO
RUSSIA: BTFO
COMMUNIST QT3.14: BTFO
this is too funny
DOPER McDopeface HAHAHHAHAHA!
Luis Price
Bentley Thompson
Why and what the fuck would you dope to be a curler...?
Charles Smith
What? Form sentences for fucks sake
Blake Wood
To brush faster and longer, I guess.
Jacob Peterson
please leave my slavfu alone :(
Brandon Smith
Adam Cook
Now you know these accusations are all bogus.
Brody Brown
Damn Canada either take your meds or stop using illegal drugs, you make cero sense.
Colton Barnes
She's gonna leave him now. Tarnished her image and marketability.
Gavin Morris
Exactly, the Olympic commitee is clearly just making shit up and being ABRs.
Austin Morris
OAR banned from the Olympics when?
Kevin Gonzalez
I bet he was using it to keep up with his hypersexual wife, who demands to be serviced over 12 times a day.
Alexander Harris
inbr OAOOAR
Grayson Hill
RIGHT HERE, LADS:
olympics.cbc.ca
He has shamed her.
She is effectively single.
Gentlemen, start your engines...
Jackson Harris
How far will pledging my support for Putin get me with her?
Cameron Rogers
...
Jayden Mitchell
I don't know, but you've been reported to Homeland Security.
Enjoy a lifetime of watchlists, tapped phones, and never being able to leave the country.
Isaac Reed
Dear DoHS et al,
I was in it for the pussy. Please don't send me to federal fuck me in the ass prison.
Andrew Walker
Zachary Wright
>slavs didn't learn anything from shartapova getting busted for meldonium
You literally can't make this shit up at this they honestly must not even care about getting caught
Jordan Myers
Same stuff Sharapova took.
Alexander Ramirez
you're not wrong
Blake Sanchez
alright Im just going to say it, and I'll preface this by admitting that I have sucked a dick before but..
I think she has a weird mouth. Gorgeous eyes, fine hair, decent body but only the top half of her head is attractive.
John Cox
guess I'll have to learn Russian now
Bentley Diaz
>we've reached a new arms race of anons trying to get russian citizenship to curl with anastasia
what a time to be alive
Jack Hall
may the best man win
Aaron Gutierrez
I wanna put my willy in her fanny
Easton Russell
maybe it's what gave her the man-shoulders
(cannot be unseen)
Camden Flores
fucking commie chasers.
her mother doesn't want you there.
Cameron Green
Which is what in NZ? Fannys are worn at the front but I think some places consider it the read
Jack Young
Fanny means vagina
Adrian Powell
babushka is no problem, just tell her i'm an unactivated sleeper agent
Michael Nguyen
>tfw no ax-wielding babushka
why even live
Jaxon Allen
That really sucks, we lost the bronze final against this team. We could've also avoided Canada in the semi hadn't OAR beaten us by one point in RR. Would've had a much better chance against China or Switzerland.
Chase Nguyen
IOC and WADA should be punished, they allowed dirty athetle to compete!
Isaac Ross
slav women would kill to get US passport though
Wyatt Hall
>be curler
>dope and fuck up everything for yourself and country
Lmao
Nathaniel Wood
shes a cute girl
Dylan Watson
Sharapova was wronged though. It had been banned from start of the year and she got busted in january, she should have been punished but not for that long.
Wyatt Johnson
Well, you guys should push the IOC.
Just pour on the flattery and tell them that they are indeed kings among men, buy them something expensive, etc.
After all, Carl Lewis ended up with Ben Johnson's gold medal for the 100m in 1988 - even though Carl was just as doped as Ben.
Owen Wilson
kek