UFC Fight Night 126: Cowboy vs Medeiros thread #4

>UFC Fight Night 126 main card (FS1, 9 p.m. ET)
Donald Cerrone vs. Yancy Medeiros
Derrick Lewis vs. Marcin Tybura
Francisco Trinaldo vs. James Vick
Thiago Alves vs. Curtis Millender
Brandon Davis vs. Steven Peterson
Sage Northcutt def. Thibault Gouti via UD
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (FS1, 7 p.m. ET)
Diego Ferreira def. Jared Gordon via 1st rd. TKO/Nutshot
Geoff Neal def. Brian Camozzi via 1st rd. SUB
Roberto Sanchez def. Joby Sanchez via 1st rd. SUB
Lucie Pudilova def. Sarah Moras via UD
>UFC Fight Night 126 preliminary card (UFC Fight Pass, 6 p.m. ET)
Alex Morono def. Josh Burkman via 1st rd SUB
Oskar Piechota def. Tim Williams via 1st rd. KO

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do it

first for ronda having a little black beast

sage is unironically a good fighter

Sage did nothing wrong

wtf is that tattoo

dick lewis

Who the FOOK are these guys?

More the black cuties, please

This faggot has a THE DAMAGE tier tattoo what a gay ass chest piece

can someone webm the Sage victory kick please?

(also the wrestlefucking frog deserved to lose for being such a fucking coward)

BLACKED BEAST

Great fight by Sage. I think his jab could easily beat Tony on points.

Sage vs Artem is the real money fight

POST WALKOUT SONGS

youtube.com/watch?v=ltI_gdaAT-4

Sage won the frenchie was a pussy

>that chest tattoo

AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA

honestly don't give a shit about this card because it's on a sunday

PS4 controllers are $45 right now on Amazon

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SUPERMAN CHAIN TAT

WON £90, THANK YOU, BASED SAGE!

yo, bro, im the SUPAMAN, im so mature

>Women in the military commercial

They missed the part where she gets passed around the barracks like a cold

hol up is this the same Derrick Lewis that got outpunched and outcardio'd by 87 yo Hunto?
just the state of heavyweight division

someone needs to save the previous thread for us to save all those dark beauties.

we should probably get a group poop going before the next fight its going to be a while

>the state of heavyweight division

It's always been shit.

JOIN THE MUHREENS AND GET INTO FIREFIGHTS AND GET YOUR LEGS BLOWN OFF HOORAH
that woman obviously has significant European admixture

banging body

shit hair

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Are those philips nerelco razors any good?

What should I fap to lads

That fight fucking sucked and neither of them deserved to win, judges are probably in Dana's pocket anyway so the winner was decided beforehand.

I didn't know Cortney Casey was a musician

CHICKEN WING EATING PLAYERS!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=cbKNICg-REA

FFFFFFFUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

How can white girls even compete?

Is Thiago Alves gonna go on another title run?

Black girls.

TWO FEETS THEY COME A CREEPIN
LIKE A BLACK CAT DO
youtu.be/3vF66CsYEnc

youtube.com/watch?v=C5Kdvyf8vFo

who's the dr Pol of MMA?

Peterson is a tryhard i hope he gets heemed

JUST

I’ve fucked 2 black girls. They have the most disgusting smelling pussies on the planet Jesus Christ. One spent 5 minutes frantically trying to figure out how to turn my heated seats off because I forgot how. When we got to my house and she took her pants off I found out why. Literally had to cover my nose while fucking her from behind. She was only half black too. And their hair is very odd to feel. And orangatang tits on both.

Once you go black, you sprint back to white women and pretend it never happened

I love hair like that

How thick should they be? My kid will be practicing BJJ on it as well so it needs to be at least somewhat impact resistant.

Should I get a massive black panther tattoo on my chest lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=H4gOlUfRx0Y

you are a gentlecro and a scholar

>me in the morning

youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

is Robert Crumb heem's guy?

Put Wakanda Lives Matter underneath

this one is better

but some of them take it too far, waaay too afro

He's still young...but Erick Silva was young once too and never improved.

Sage is literally good at nothing right now and needs to focus on learning combos and movement. He has bad striking, bad defense, bad ground game. Bad everything. Beating a top 10 guy is an impossibility for him until he evolves.

Somebody call Spiderman, one of his closest friends is about to be heemed.

this retard has the superman logo on his back too?

sauce

most black girls put WAY too much product in their hair, it's disgusting. greasy and chemical-y and they don't wash it often because then they have to do their hair again which takes forever.

I hope her back doesn't hurt :(

MILLENDER HYPE TRAIN CRASHING IN A BIT. LEGACY CHAMPS ARE SHIT

It's his cape emblem, he's got a hope cut out of it so the people he saves can see it.

Really enjoying this Davis' guys versatile striking lads

You mean like this?

This hillbilly's Superman tattoo is cringe but let's be serious both of their tattoos are shit.

lad hes already a chinlet that isnt going to improve with time. if shitty left hooks from awful french fighters can drop him he's gonna get constantly dropped by anyone else. he's gonna get constantly wrestlefucked by any good wrestler (the french had 0 take downs before this fight, he is not a good wrestler)

sage is gone, needs to go and get some Snapchat job selling UFC to tweens

This play by play commentator is a disgrace

spiderman and superman are not friends

hey guys i'm the cool poster from the last thread everyone liked everyone be my friend now

real sham nigresses dont do enough anal in porn

Low key spicy banger here

I'm talking about Davis.

Co workers?

yep, this is exactly a side by side comparison of what I like (left) to what I think is unnatractive (right)

sup buddy!

Yeah they do.

i really liked davis' movement in that round

Ackhutually! Spider is Marvel while Superman is DC

Goddamn it, now I need a quick finish so I can get a quick finish in before the next fight.

They don't even exist in the same universe.

>hating on discount rogaine

Lawful Good: Sage Northcutt
Neutral Good: Georges St-Pierre
Chaotic Good: Yoel Romero
Lawful Neutral: Demetrious Johnson
True Neutral: Stipe Miocic
Chaotic Neutral: Nate Diaz
Lawful Evil: Urijah Faber
Neutral Evil: Conor McGregor
Chaotic Evil: Chael Sonnen

>not walking out to house music

youtube.com/watch?v=UBMG5Xas-N8

who the fuck are these bums anyway,
get off my main card

Shut up nerd *heems you*

literally who boring manlet bums

Dodge commercials always try to seem so deep and blue collar it's cringey as Fuck

>This card

>Somehow slept in (literally had 3 alarms wtf)
>Wake up just in time for my boy Sage to win the Dec but get lay and prayed to shit

Feeling pretty J U S T. Did Sage really win that first? I didn't catch it fully, the replays made it look like Gouti had it.

How have the prelims been? Any fights worth going back to watch or should I just catch the finishes?

all he needs to do is finish davis in rd 3 and he's the new elkins

Nice shop

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nice comic strip,

not compared to the guy he just fought

I missed Sage's fight, was he crappy again?

To all you Sage haters he's undefeated at lightweight.

Only other person undefeated at lightweight is Khabib.

So you can all SHUT the FUCK UP.

>I got an idea, lets put a fightpass prelim on the main card!

Gay

God bless

Shut up, you nerds!

[spoiler]but seriously, I knew that.
I was just joking around [/spoiler]

You can watch the entire prelims, except the WMMA fight, in less than 10 minutes.

No, Gouti got robbed.
Sage got pressed the whole fight and got dropped a couple of times. No significant damage done from sage either.

>chael
>chaotic
he was probably the most premeditated and calculated shit talker. i dont see him as chaotic. more lawful since its so premeditated

I can never unsee the fact that henry looks just like Limmy

>Why does she wear the mask?

>6 fights main event

oh boi

they don't exist in same universe

Why do fighters tattoo their own names onto themselves?

>That shake davis did with a peters on his back

he got dropped and wrestlefucked by the who but judges gave him the decision anyway

Will Peterson be knocked out?

Also, I think we need pictures of soft girls

>letting your opponent twerk you off
kek

So they don't forget

So they don't forget.

based sheep

>lay n pray bullshit all fight
>loses decision

I feel so bad for him

Yes. No standup. No ground game. Texas judges.

Hahaha you're an idiot.

so they can remember it after getting heemed

Fair enough. Who would you suggest for chaotic evil?

Not him

So they don't forget their own name when the CTE sets in

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Does /heem/ support USADA ?

so when the CTE kicks in they will be able to remember who they are

So they can be identified and taken home when the CTE kicks in and they start wandering outside aimlessly.

No

saws

jones

>YES
>YES

Whether you feel bad is a different point, I thought he was a lame fighter as well, but sage didn't deserve the W

Is it 1-1? I have not been watching

Damn lots of angry limpwristed soyboys ITT seething over Sage's win. Sad.

very nice pussy. reminds me of some nice tasty fried chicken skin

cringy ad

Pretty spicy fight lads. I like this Davis guy

DON'T PLAY AROUND SUPERMAN
>DON'T PLAY AROUND SUPERMAN
DON'T PLAY AROUND SUPERMAN
>DON'T PLAY AROUND SUPERMAN

That's hilarious lads. Can I get a webbum of sage getting the spikes punched off his head?

no
t.facethepainnoescapecanyousteptothis

I didn’t think either did enough to deserve a clear cut victory but oh well. Sage needs to get better at defending against wrestling in any case.

Really? What the helll how much time did they have to pad then?

Thanks bro, I think I'll watch them, sound good

gud fite tbqh

FACETHEPAIN

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Peterson has those pillowfist jabs

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>2 featherweights
>they are completely gassed nonetheless
>the absolute state of the who's on this card

RIP IT INTO

>featherweights
Bantamweights my man.

damn he recovered quick

prelims btfo main card till now

ummm no sweetie

heem stanky leg

What tattoo should I get so I can be a fighter?

lmao Peterson the CTE bandit

>2018
>Kryptonite joke

It should be one unlimited round

davis cut weight very quickly
peterson has no excuse though

I think Davis took the fight on short notice. Peterson has just been beat up.

HEEM STUMBLY

Featherweights you muppet.

To be fair their output has been much higher than most fights.

>HE DESERVES THAT TATTOO


JUST

Nevermind, they had Peterson down as a Bantamweight on the UFC site and I'm a brainlet who can't read the stream.

we need a webm of that knee tyvm

does superman have CTE as well?

>That heartwarming smile on davis' face after peters doesnt fall on his ass from that dank knee

>get smashed by multiple knees and wobbled
>walk forward with your hands up and asking if that's all they got
Cool as fuck, to be honest.

SPICY BANGER

Not sure if you noticed buddy but he has a giant fucking superman tattoo on his chest.

Banger

just bleed

he's still a soyboy for losing though
probably will get cut within this year and forgotten

we'd still be watching Gouti try to suck Sage's little twink cock

If he didn't have CTE before he sure does now.

i hope thiago alves pulls a big ko to WAKE ME UP INSIDE, but i know it aint going that way

peterson fucking my shit up

Liking this Davis fella desu, had a good showing at 220 as well
Can you post something a bit thinner? all you guys like muh thicc negresses, gimme some east african lanklets

youtube.com/watch?v=3eUpf4f8LEU

Davis has potential, has really good movement. I think he woulda smoked this guy if it hadn't been a short notice fight

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Pillow fisted bums

underage

"the damage"

No, 20 mintues straight. No judges if no one gets finished it's a draw

This faggot streamer has made me go from totally indifferent to kpop to forever hating it with the fury of a thousand suns.

Imagine getting interviewed by Rogan light

Let's take a quick /heem/ census.

What's your height and which division would you realistically compete in?

5'7 135 here

I just like thicc girls, they don't have to be black. Don't have a lot of skinny black girls.

Reebok logo

This is a very good fight night thank you Dana

Whos winning the CTE olympics Peterson, Overeem,or Gathje?

his tendency to sit back and admire his work whenever he lands anything (even just a jab) is extremely annoying. .

6'3 185

Love this Davis guy, great accent, great striking.

>jerry jones
Based.

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
(So I can drift away....)

6'2"

Either LHW or HW

Same. Thankfully I'm not on that stream this week.

bigfoot

"the damaged"

then i came

HOLY SHIT

6 ft 155

>girls that look like that post selfies on the internet for attention
>guys who weigh less are too scared to leave the house
a-are we equal yet, please?

5'9 170

Captain Concussion just killed my picks

6'4, walk around at WW, would probably cut to LW and be king of the reachlets.

Why is Josh Burkman still in the UFC?

6'0' 135

Very true user

5'5" 214 I could probably cut to 205 though

6'1 180

5'11"
probably featherweight

Brittney white has a nice body

Dana White takes most of my money.

5"7 170

Hes a legend or something

find it rather endearing, myself

325 6'0

I would get rekt by Fedor in pride.

Post fight interviews make me want to switch mma off and never turn it on again.
So cringy and awful!

H E E M
On the chest and/or forehead

6'6 Currently 205
Could easily cut to 180 if I wasnt a lazy fuck. So probably reach king LH

i will never understand this crap, they r doing a terrible job and KEEP THIS SHIT GOING ON.

Based. That's 2 of my picks that came through so far, need Alves, Vick, Lewis and Yancy.

who gives a fuck
are you a woman?

Struve esque, joe

6' I could probably get down to 170, walk around near 200.

reminder the only reason to drink HFC is Vanilla Coke

That was the only fight I picked differently from you. Good luck.

Although now that I'm goofed anyways I want Cowboy to win even more.

The night is still young

Nate Diaz is the only one allowed from now on

5'7 183 lbs. Eat a steak stickman.

Sadly, yes....

Friends with egghead

*advances towards you*

5'11 155
could cut to 135 easy I think and be George Roop

Why did the UFC do a tribute to the florida shooting victims if their audience are all republican pieces of shit that caused the shooting?

>be innocent, beautiful chubby American child
>go to school like a good kid
>EAT HOT FUCKIN LEAD

Get this shit outta my UFC

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183cm 84kg

>180
You guys can headline the inaugural /heem/ FC card for the Pigg Rigg belt

it means he often doesn't pursue openings

lol everyone is over 6ft

really makes me think

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6'0 170 or 85

Honestly wgaf about the shooting

You trying to come up to 205 brother we are about the same height. I'd crack you chin

>tfw Sage Davis Alves Vick Lewis Cowboy
I got you covered bud

Well, that's not ALL of it...
Starting in the mid-80's sex symbols were models almost as much as movie actresses, which was a first.
But models are chosen for ONE reason: fabric needs "to drape" nicely from them. That means they need to be tall and skinny.
People equated model with most beautiful, when that was NOT an important quality for a model, really. Most designers chose attractive models, and then then next trend came and designers were choosing "unique" looking models.
Anyway, 10-15 years ago 3 things happened:
>1. women started saying FUCK THAT SHIT to models being the beauty ideal; the wanted something more natural
and
>2. the entertainment industry needed another look, cuz that shit is cyclical
and
>3. rap/hiphop culture was promoting an ideal of beauty that was more natural.
...and that's why more natural looking womn are hot now.
Bastardized versions of that - Kim Kardashian and Iggy Azalea with their ass implants made it a bit of a joke, but that pretty much how it happened

Because if they handed out some MMA stars to kids at school they could maybe have prevented so many senseless deaths.

NEIL
FUCKING
DEGRASSE

Based T-City

bait

DUDE SPACE LMAO

3'9" 97 pounds. Heavyweight division easily.

Abortions murder you liberal faggot

5'10
125

Not memeing.
I walk around at 135, that's 5 less than the 5'3 Mighty Mouse.
I think I'm empty inside.

Thiago Alves still fights?

5'11" 220
i could get to 185 if you gave me time but i don't care anymore
youtube.com/watch?v=C6PNc9KN50M

I could heem anybody ITT and anybody who has appeared on the card tonight.

Yancy

He took advantage of just about every opening he was given you fucking clown, he thought the guy was done after that knee, and when he realized he was CTE king he went in to try and finish it with a 3 punch combo to the jaw that still didn't know him down.

still can't believe I missed the prelims
I was going to make nachos bros.

Now I've just sitting hungry in bed.

Same thing i thought

>all these 5'10 cucks claiming 6ft
my sides

Tybura gots u covered

Diaz for Chaotic Neutral

What is this music WME?

Arlovski

We gotta ban guns so it doesn't happen again, if we ban gun sales all the firearms in America will disappear.

well fugg

just fucking do it britbong

strange blockfolio desu

I remember him and GSP going to war back in the day

the german ortegafag having orgasms right now.

The way these commentators are scraping the bottom to promote 222 is just sad. The card is dead on arrival.

I'm 6'2"
219

I wanna fight that guy

Crack my chin? Do yourself a favor and delete your post before I delete your chin

UFC rankings should be more than 15 fighters.
I'd like to see where they rank Sage but can't because of how stacked lightweight is.

6'1" 155

Could easily cut down to 145 and probably 135. I have to force myself to eat to keep my current weight.

Heem and this Dallas crowd are going to be real salty when Vick gets heemed

Gate keeper, hatchet man, NWO shill etc etc etc.

Why is demitrius johns such an adorable ad boy?

I think I'm the only one who was honest about it. These guys are so insecure, say you're 6' in real life go ahead but on this subreddit there's no need, you have nothing to prove.

Fuck migrants for real

I think that takedown was unscripted the way he reacted

>Thiago Silva stills fight

blackman looked really hyped in the shadowboxing scene

he knows physics

Floyd Sr.

rankingmma.com/ufc-rankings/lightweight/

I am actually 325lbs and 6ft exactly.

Why would I lie, what's the point

mighty mouse would heem sage northcutt

clam down, oysterface, wasn't even talking about the knee.

Does dj have a bbc?

He looked so sad.

idk. jones is a decent pick, tito ortiz maybe. maybe nick diaz? he seems so chaotic that he is evil

WHAT

I'm too /comfy/ to move

The ears

Why does this guy think it's okay to play gook pop songs during commercial breaks?

>We gotta ban guns so it doesn't happen again
well maybe we should ban alcohol and black people, would save thousands of lives

It's a UFC veteran gets fed to a up and comer episode

Guy at my gym had a fight coming up this weekend but I dropped him in training on Thursday and gave him a concussion so he had to pull out lmao

its perfectly normal

until it queefed

He has a mouse.

>his dog passed away

is that what he said?

CAN YOU SEE ME NOW

sure you did champ

>Eddie, have you been drinking again?
>No, it's just the CTE kicking in Richie.

I hope the good ol boys overthrow the government because you were retarded enough to vote for this

Empire was about hiphop when did it become Misery?

if you don't like dillashaw you aren't white

naive libs are the real problem. Migrants are just animals taking advantage of opportunity.

As someone who has literally watched thousands of hours of legitimate real life cuck porn, the bbc is a myth. Who is your current favorite UFC fighter?

Could Sage beat any of these guys?

What happened to le stop the boats man? And aren’t you keeping all the “refugees” in some prison in another country anyway?

wasn't brian ortega suspended by USADA?

>"Courteous" Curtis Millinder
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS

We wuz kangz

what's your record you practice hero

5'10 I walk around at 150, Not super muscular but I am in decent shape just from work.

I'd prefer to do lightweight just because I don't like being heavy and WW, MW, LHW, and HW is when everyone starts getting really fucking big and the knockouts are bad.

Whoa, whoa. Save it for the octogon, fellas

damn this lanklet nog is gunna goof my picks isnt he

what would your walkout song be if you were a fighter heem?

Millbender has this, he's way too big and black

You're a shitcunt if true and a shitcunt if not

>A real estate salesman is in the top 10

>gadooshing each other in sparring

Not a good idea, user.

Nice chart brah, so are you Abo or Torres Strait?

no

i dont watch these commercials closely, but is that stupid TV show about a rap music empire now about nigger held hostage by a crazy white lady?

this racial agitation is getting out of hand

come to buenos aires and l will heem u fucko

No.

Banning guns would unironically stop school shootings but it would make every other type of gun crime slightly worse.

Is that the Bad Boy logo he has tattooed?

No
No
Maybe
Yes
Maybe
Yes

HOLY SHIT IT'S RDA VS MAGNY ALL OVER AGAIN

SERIOUS DE JA VU LADS.
SERIOUS

>Thiago "Pitbull" Alves
>Andrei "Pitbull" Arlovski
>Patricio "Pitbull" Freire
>Patricky "Pitbull" Freire
>Diego "Pitbull" Rivas
>Bethe "Pitbull" Correia

Charlie Z?

Pettis and Dunham maybe.

Then you must have made something up in your head I guess?

>6'3 vs 5'9

Why can't we be friends

Lmao yes

mostly false

You won’t do shit paco I’m literally a purple belt in karate

i don't remember this fight being booked at all lol

Chael Sonnen was a real estate agent, I think his license was probably revoked after that money laundering scandal

The libs arent as bad as the neoliberals who import migrants for cheap labor. Our government is run by the latter.

The boats made up about ~3000 people a year. Legal migration is like 300,000. Le stop the boats man was ALL FOR COME IN CHINKS AND INDIANS

And yeah theyre in a different country, we just sent 3000 of them to the USA in a refugee swap deal

That's fucked mate
Almost as much as us

>Fighting out of Coconut Creek Florida
Every fucking time

based

For ACB, last fight was November last year

That guy sage just decision-ed was 1-4 in his last 5 fights.

Is Curtis Millender the next Jon Jones?

You forgot Jessica "Pitbull" Andrade

former vet, can confirm, this is exactly what happens, especially female Marines because there are so few of them compared to the other services. Never, ever date a female Marine, you're asking for all kinds of trouble

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Millender is not showing up very well on my tv

>Another Uriah Hall clone

Also Alves looking post usada smooth

>LITERALLY BLACK

Thiago gonna heem this nigger.

this nigger looks like a shadow,it's fucking with my vision

I was going to say the same thing, whenever a shadow is cast on him he just vanishes like a ghost.

you're lucky, they let that idiot show up naked

he kinda blends with the background, the ninja nog

youtube.com/watch?v=JuPmNipDI6E

A lil throwback from the illustrious career of Chael Sonnen the real estate agent

>youtube.com/watch?v=PM7_V8Hxaqg

im pretty white too

>>Also Alves looking post usada smooth
his muscles have literally almost all disappeared

Thiago looks USADA'd

>Crowd with Rick Flair woos

when i was in highschool the guy who taught the rabid niggers was named al iaquinta. he would bully them into shutting the fuck up. my ap stat class shared a pod with him. we him shouting through the door. it was hilarious. might have been my first redpill.

Never seen a brotha this melanated before

Blends in with the blackground.

>Burnt out fighter vs New guy
>This storyline again
Do you guys fight for the old man who's slipped down the table or the rookie who's trying to make a name for himself?
I feel like I've seen this fight a hundred million times.

it gives him +15 to Stealth after dark

AWOOO

if its not too late gimme the darkie

W O O

has Thiago throw a single punch on this round?

>This fight still going

Cripes lads

Glamorous Glue by Morrissey

millendaneted

ayy DUMB fucking nigger

these parries are pretty neat

Bro if I were going to lie about my height I'd lie about my weight as well and not disclose what a skeleton I am.

fuck why did I pick Alves

Noob Saibot is killing it.

S P I C E

P

I

C

E

Spicey

Based shadow lanklet

Hold on Alves, this nigger gonna gas!!!

cocky black dude messed up not going for the finish rofl

LOL sorry kid you don't get walkoff KOs

lol millender thought he won just because he gave alves brain damage

Alves can't sit back and counter strike. He has to get in the pocket and swing.

>AY MAN I WO-

>SHIEEEEEEET

i hope he gets heem'd now,even though i picked him

>He made it out of the round

at least his chin isnt all the way gone

Alves about to get 2 x 10:9s

Screencap this.

this dude is so dark he actually absorbs light, literally cant tell his facial features

When there’s enough 3rd world trash they just vote themselves all your stuff, we are there in 10 yrs

le early celebration negroid

he could have easily won if he didn't throw his hands up lmao

Poor Alves chin, could've been finished without the premature celebration

why did I chuckle lmao

Black dude is WAY too tall to be in this weightclass, undoubtedly a cutbabby.

Legitimate chance at a 10-7

BASED PITBULL FACING THE PAIN

pitbull needs to retire

wheres that faggot who said this was a squash match for thiago? LMAO you fucking cazzie get bent

>be a lanklet
>think you can get walk off KOs

thanks goldie

_____'s gonna ___

inb4 Millender gases and becomes a panic wrestler

WAR PITBULL
JUST BLEED FOR LIFE

>Hunt does it
>omg we love him

>a black does it
>what a fuckin nigger lmao

How is this not blatant racism?

300k a year? We will all be le 56% face soon. Damn I thought Australia was the exit strategy

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JUST BLEEEEEEEEEEDD

>Weffawee
Give me Anik at least

>wait till the wefewee waves it off

lmao so hard

is MK even legal over there?

if blacky gets JUSTed now I will heem myself from laughter

Unironically it's me, you got me bro, I'll eat crow for this, good luck on your bet

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY

This, it's tripping me out a bit.

what is this pic??

Thiago looks like a midget against this guy lol, Borrachinha vs Hendricks level of mismatch

he uses shorts with those slits on the sides like jon jones does

everything working a okay

aussie youth being recruited by a gay

Aljamain Sterling did the same thing and look where he ended up

These Jon Jones clones don't last

Cuckhold getting BTFO by aussie bantz

Some Aus revving up Luke for playing Mini golf shirtless

It looked like the ref was about to stop it but the black guy cut him off lmao

JUST

That dude asked Rockhold some retarded question like "why are all the best FW's Asian?" or some shit. Then went on about Caol Uno and BJ Penn.

is your stream really behind or mine?

>Be manlet
>Focus on your striking
Why do people do this? Just learn to wrestle

nope,
everything ok
here's a pic of your mom

damn son

HEEM BLACKEY

HEEM SLEEPY

apologize

2bf slits or the bike shorts are the best

HEEM

HEEM LOOPY

BLACKED

living up to the name Courteous, gently heems them and lets the ref step in. What a guy.

BTFO

KNEEM

steve-o trying to buy friend, if only for a few hours

heem ded

nvm probably mine

Australia is still good but only in a few small cities. Sydney is gone, its like LA/NY hybrid.

>YOU

HEEM SLEEPY

early stoppage

no

if he wasnt such a manlet he wouldnt have ate that knee, 6 inch height difference.

Shadow lanklet is my new boy

flash kneem

Why dont short armed gentlemen utilize clinch and ground more?

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Ruined my fucking picks.

whats with the pinkys

Thiago was winning that round too god damn

thiago didn't seem to protest

RIP PICKS

What a sad KO

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t. thiago

Fucking stream went down right before the heem. Goddamn it.

Darkness man seems legit.

this guy won't be able to finish 90% of his fights with that stop attitude when he drops his opponent, loyal but dumb attitude at the same time

Gross he got Alves spit on his knee

What's your Abo family name brah?

Because the lanklets they fight often outweight them by 15lbs.

I wish the UFC did gravity checks for weight classes, it would make it so much better.

>Fighting out of Coconut Creek Florida
>Gets heemed
Every time

>can't hit the guy because reach advantage
>doesn't clinch him
>doesn't take him down

He deserves the loss.

who got webm of that?

how can you get to clinch or ground when they just snipe you or pot shot you as you try to get close with tiny t-rex reach?

apologize

to be fair the ref almost let it keep going again until he saw how badly fucked he was.

that knee is like a third arm doing a strong uppercut

Is that Alves?

bad stoppage desu
alves wasn't even as hurt as he was in the first where he came back

we don't even know if this goof can stuff a takedown

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Tasmania is the only white haven left in australia it's just a shame it's so shit

UMA

Lol he'll learn the hard way. Holy fuck though lanklets are cheating ass niggers, barely lifted his knee and it was over that shorties head

Looks like we're all goofed now.

it's a double-edged sword, really. If you back off and the guy is out, you look like a gentleman, But, if you don't finish and the guy gets up, you look like an asshole

sopa?

damn this chewy blonde is a cutie

he's going to get exposed and lay and pray to death, welter weight is filled with faggot wrestlers

i lost it before it even started on sarah moras baka

there's a reason they punch eachother for 25k user

It's hard to take somebody that much taller than you down. The real answer to stop lanklets is bodyshots. But UFC fighters are too brainlet for bodyshots. They'd rather swing at the head every single time and whiff then get countered and gadooshed.

Seems like a good dude, does not follow up with unnecessary shots although that could cost him a fight against some of the top fighters. Exciting to see how this dude will develop.

5'7, i would gain up to like 175 but compete in 155

>attacks you at night

what do?

He was the Legacy champ right before this. He's damn good and has a decent amount of hype behind him. Looked good.

curtis millender is white desu

Good for this guy

>Tyron Woodley

fucking peterson,goofing my shit up

>nigger
>hit list

i'm calling the police

Noob Saibot looks good, lets see how he does against a non busted up dude who can wrestle. If he blows past that fight then I'll be convinced.

oh fuck Val looking hot, my fucking dickk

Woodley wrestles tho

Val

Swing hooks 6 inches below the floating eyeballs

sanko wants the mick prick, look at the grasp

Im bearish on Tasmania. Property values going mental, good rental yield. Good quality of life. Very close to buying there. That or Adelaide. Everything else can get fucked.

Sydneys summers are getting worse and going North will make it worse. I cant hack the heat anymore. I'm too white, we're not built for this shit.

Tell a joke that makes him smile or laugh

I didn't say it was easy but he didn't even try. He was just standing there getting picked apart on the feet.

he sounds like the "white guy voice" niggers do

VAL BLESS

Blessed Mario Yamasaki

Val is a smokeshow lads

Underrated

Upvote!

sydney is way cleaner than NY, or was when i was there. that was only a few years after the olympics so maybe you all were just getting back into the swing then.

FEED ME BLACC WOMYN

NEW

valentina please call me

>bt sport showing gambling ads instead of my waifu

can someone explain wtf just bleed is all about?

Lol isn't only like less than 20% of the population over 6ft? Might as well subtract 2 inches from everyone's hieght. It's okay heemers

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post black cuties

black guy is kinda small for a WW don't you guys think?

i hope someone made a webm of valentina

Black guys in martial arts are usually bro-tier. There are few of the brainlet thugs that make everyone racist.

It's about being a true fight fan.

Yeah it's not a dirty piss infested shithole but it's jam packed full of multiculti and tourists and its too expensive for people to live unless theyre the super rich. Everyones just 'getting by'.

Take away the nightlife of New York and the Piss and Shit and its about equal. Its like LA cause of beach proximity and a FUCKLOAD of poorfags who live near ultra richfags and for some reason the poorfags think that makes them richfags or something.

webm. anyone?

Val Bless, lads

new chapter when?

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This announcer sucks.

James Vick is my boy and reddit hates him.

The Mike Perry Strategy

I live in adelaide and we are slowly getting taken over by immigrants but they at least stick to there areas.

But the abo's "live off the land" in the city aka they aggressively beg people for money for the bus then go buy ciggarettes and shout at people from any of the city parks.

Do you ever leave the house?

Is he your boy because or in spite of his association with what by all accounts amounts to a cult of personality that engages in rape, assault and coercion?

We're not here to fuck spiders brah, are you non-Abo living in Australia and complaining about immigrants?

Literally an ape

lel

You should just send the Abo's back brah.

are all brazilians genetically chinlets?

Are all dutchies genetically casuals?

where is this from

go and get heemed somewhere joao

Why does Jones' left hand have villagio?

Is that from all the HGH, because he's cheating piece of shit?

Someone with a fisting fetish

why you mad though

>vilaggio
Vitaligo my man.

it's dana's i think

>started drawing dana in between them
>did one hand then said fuck it

lol

#prayforApril.... hes going deep!