If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?
If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World...
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i only rate world war victories desu
Afghanistan. 5,000 year unbeaten streak.
getting BTFO by the PRC
Current? There's really only one pick, and that's Russia. You don't see other major nations getting into full on invasion level wars in the post NATO age anymore.
All bark, no bite.
invade a tiny piece of Georgia because they're shitting their pants over possibility of Georgia joining NATO
invade a tiny piece of Ukraine because their puppet gets overthrown, get utterly BTFO, manage to shoot down a commercial airliner
persistent empty threats to invade Baltic states, which they will never have the stones to do
getting sucked into their own Middle Eastern misadventure in Syria
invade a tiny country in South-East Asia and get BTFO by primitive jungle monkeys
The one that spends the most money.
Pretty sure we have never been in a losing war.
"Meh, this is getting boring, I'm gonna call it a day."
OOOOOHHH SHIT BTFO!
Would you score it like ELO like chess or like boxing, where the most recent winner has the belt?
Where are the emus today? Exactly.
Russia is >muh defense
Retards invade that shit and get btfo'd by the snow
crush the third reich after the west gave up mainland europe
best homefield advantage: Russia
best defense: England
Cinderella story: Vietnam
Greatest all-time: USA
most losses in finals: Germany
oldest franchise: China
most losses all time: France
We gave them the equivalent of 20% of their wartime production.
largest amphibious invasion in human history
sleeping on Afghanistan
le small team that is strong but not really: Syria
best expansion country: North Korea
cleveland browns: france
Beating you lot up on your cruise ships
That's like saying Brady was goat after winning one or two superbowls. Our country hasn't been around long enough to be goat.
Middle Eastern misadventure
we won WWII btw
The Muslims are the Cleveland browns like the ottomans
Thank you for doing everything.
Macedon. You can't beat Alexander the GOAT.
prematurely declaring victory in the Middle East
The only correct answer is Israel and global judaism in general
Indians probably would have if he didn't back the fuck off.
invade when the war is won
fuck off mate
you spelled genghis khan wrong. EU would be full of ethnic mongols right now if he didnt randomly die from alcoholism.
Beat texans easily
uhh... we won? battle of san jacinto.
hand them boatloads of gibs so they can win
still need us to help clean up
JUST all the countries they occupy
that's espionage, not war.
brazil is undefeated
I like how you sheep fuckers pretend the emu war and Bob semple tank never happened
The triple alliance war was pure bullying Paco
In what tier does Portugal fit in?
most finals lost: Germany
their arch bitter rivals that have been had really bad breaks lately but were former world champions: France
cheeky cunts that always get medals: Engerland
murderball world champions: Japan
rising star that's been on a roll: USA
le old traditional GOAT team that's had a terrible season after another lately: China
the terrifying but small powerhouse: Israel, Vietnam
the West Ham: Italy
the Neverton: Spain
the catenaccio giant: Russia
the out of nowhere psycho: Australia, Canada
the Bradford City in the 2000s: Syria
the awful murderball refpaying VAR-opposing continent destroying awful supporters team with boisterous but terrible coaches that always seems to get away with it and no one shits on nearly enough: Austria
their similar low-budget neighbor: Hungary
the imploding knees: Poland
the last day of transfer season cunts: Romania
the Nottingham Forest: Turkey
the HSV: Portugal, Netherlands
the HURR-DURRRR: Paraguay
Didn't Hitler say if his army was made up of ANZACS that he would have won the war? How are we so based?
Israel wins even when they lose. How can anyone beat them?
I don't know, ask Ataturk
I'd call it more a controversial stoppage
If Israel is so powerful and jews run the whole world then why are they getting picked on by some tiny muslim country?
get stuck in Afganistan for eternity
gtfo from Iraq leaving it in Iranian sphere
lose proxy war in Syria
Stellar American performance.
Russian wars make sense cause we annex useful lands or prop an ally, Americans have no earthly idea why they plunge into wars.
They need a paper tiger bogeyman to continue earning global sympathy and support.
Meme league tebehe. The Balkans are more competitive.
Most people seem to sympathise with Palestine though.
Not from the people who fund them, and that is all that matters.
You spend way too much on transfers and keep losing half your team to injuries.
point out how shitty China is
literally rate Vietnam in the very next sentence
You do realize China BTFO them in 1979, right?
we annex useful lands or prop an ally
muh South Ossetia
muh Donbass Republic
insignificant loss of territory
similar troop and equipment losses
Khmer Rouge ousted
Most losses all time: France
PRC demonstrated they could steamroll through Nam if they wanted to
tested latest weapons and tactics
stabilized domestic political situation
If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?
Do you really have to ask?
Jesus, counting vietnam as a victory given the commie aid and lack of interest by american citizens even though they signed a ceasefire. Its not a cinderella story, its refballing for a tie.
Truly the warfare equivalent of parking the bus.
Solano had it coming
The alliance did nothing wrong
implying USA isn't behind every war, sometimes both sides just to sell arms
You've spent too little time in the big leagues to really be considered Champs.
The non-meme answer has to be Britain, especially considering they're punching above their weight in terms of population. France would have been a serious contender if not for WW2.
Didn't mean to green text that first line, it's too early for this shit
Swiss got btfo so hard one year that their team folded and hasn't competed for 500 years
Is this the equivalent of English teams pretending they don't care about the CL when they get knocked out in the round of 16?
T. John Chu, American citizen and Chinese history afficionado but totally not a PRC sleeper agent
Telling the truth doesn't mean I care for slant-eyed pinko rats.
the bush's were retrieving anunaki artifacts.
When your slant eyed overlords take over the world remember to tell them Romania has always been a Chinese ally and that we like Russia about as much as you.
Obviously mongol invasions ended when Genghis died.
Ethnic mongols aren't all over Eurasia
Chile is undefeated too
Only wages war againd Peru, Bolivia and Chile
Well sure, you played on both sides.
This is the correct answer.
the us of a
i get the meme but you don't unironically think this right?
Russia surrendered and gave up a large chunk of it's land during WW1
See pic related for WW2
so in short no, not Russia
20 000 000 soldiers
trust jew with numbers ever
Sweden and Denmark in won't even fight tier when we hold the WR in most wars fought between two nations
Nice list mate
implying you fuckers aren't the ones constantly bragging about losing 20 million soldiers
99.99% of israeli posters are just brits larping
not an argument
was thinking this too, as a Texan I am triggered lol. the battle of the Alamo didn't decide the fate of the state.
It always gets me how these "/board/ presents" are really not actually that, but rather just 1 guy making shit up
Nah actually, I haven't really even read the image.
Not sure why I'd seeth over being high tier anyway.
Are you an aspie by any chance?
Russians militarily aren't that much better than Italians historically
HOLY MOTHER OF SEETHE
too be far, they were bat fucking insane
You're talking to them, asshole
Get wrecked by an absolute nobody.
I-i won guise seriously! And totally gave him his shit back because he totes looked cool riding those elephants. P-Pls just take look at m-my autobiography by my own horde of historians! I totally won!
uh guise I totally remembered I have that thing over there, don't go anywhere guise Imma be back in a jiffy! *dies while running way*
whitebread as can be
How are they godesses again?
got i want to fuck cara so bad
this fucking triggers me so bad
-lost winter war
So it's a minus that we didn't a war against world superpower that had 28 times the population we had? What kind of fucking retard made this list? If you want to put minuses put how have been completely irrelevant outside those two wars, not this 80IQ dumbshit.
They lie about their height too, or at least the dude on the left does
Honestly, if War were a sport, it's glory days would be well behind it. The end of the cold war and the rise of mutually assured destruction has ensured that traditional warfare, on a mass scale, is all but extinct.
Sure, there are still proxy wars and the middle east will always be a clusterfuck. But the ICBM has completely eliminated traditional wars and tactics. If it were a sport, it would make Baseball's decline look like a minor dent. At least during the cold war, they had intense mind games. It was boring in the long run, but still compelling. You had Vietnam, the Afghan-Soviet conflict, Isreal going off, etc. They were all a lot smaller than past wars, but they contributed to the cold war hype. But now? now It can't even compete with famine, disease, and natural disasters. Millennials and Gen Z could give two shits about War. =The median age for a warfare fan would be in his 60's, Infantry across the world is downsizing, if people sign up for the armed forces, it's either to learn a trade, get a cushy intelligence job, or to earn some quick cash. Hell, Millennials don't even own guns, swords, or shields, let alone know how to execute basic ancient war concepts like a Roman Maniple or Greek Phalanx. They don't even know the game's history. You walk up to a Millennial and ask them if they know Hannibal or Patton? sure, they might. But they sure as hell don't know about Scipio Africanus or Erwin Rommel. The most you will get out of war these days is a car attack in some European city, a drone strike in Syria, or maybe a Russian cyber attack in the US. War. War has changed.
90s-00s Africa was top tier warfare muh man, especially the eternal Congo War
that time Rwanda paratrooped 400 men 1000 kms away and got away with it
that time an Ugandan tank commander started shittalking the heavy Rwandan infantry and they fucked him and his tanks up
Kenya fucking shit up all over the East African Coast
the Somalian War when the entirety of East Africa went in and cleared it all out
Eritrea/Djibouti vs Ethiopia
Ghaddafi Duck getting ripped to shreds by Egypt
You were the kid who quit playing when down by 5 and called it a tie because the match wasn't finished, weren't you?
Remind me again which of these nations lost a war to a flock of flightless birds?
You're embarassing us la
and that's all fine and good, but it's still small time. It's still just one loose conglomerate of tribes defined as an African nation fighting another loose conglomerate of tribes. There are no high stakes as far as the world goes. There's no ideological class No mass alliances. at best you will get 4-6 countries vs 2-3. They aren't world war tier, hell, they aren't even Punic war tier. They are just sad conflicts that devolve into nothing more than warlords fighting one another.It's all about the big wars. The wars that consume the entire world. the wars that force countries to pick a side. Wars that are considered to be absolutely necessary for the survival of the human race There's absolutely none of that anymore, ironically, because of the rise of nuclear warheads.
It reminds me of that scene from The Incredibles. The one where Syndrome, the villain, reveals his master plan of selling his powerful villain tech to everyone. "Once everyone's super, then no one will be."
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Jesus fuck, go back to whatever shithole spawned you
What, like Korea? Lol
not waging perpetual war for no reason
this. USA won the belt from us in the war of independance and didnt lose until the vietnam war and i dont think vietnam has lost since
You don't fuck with the Viets
t. The Mongols
t. The French
they lost the belt in 1812 when they tried to invade Canada
Whew lad now I need to replay MGS5
I don't know where you take these numbers from or you cherry pick one particular asset. If you average out different artillery assets it averages out to about 4%.
but but muh triple alliance
it's not fair
I have to admit that we've asked for that
There's no moral victory in losing less than you expected to.