If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World...

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?

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Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

Vietnam

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

i only rate world war victories desu

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Afghanistan. 5,000 year unbeaten streak.

Caleb Ross
Caleb Ross

getting BTFO by the PRC
Inexcusable.

Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

This

Joseph Stewart
Joseph Stewart

Current? There's really only one pick, and that's Russia. You don't see other major nations getting into full on invasion level wars in the post NATO age anymore.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Russia
All bark, no bite.

invade a tiny piece of Georgia because they're shitting their pants over possibility of Georgia joining NATO
invade a tiny piece of Ukraine because their puppet gets overthrown, get utterly BTFO, manage to shoot down a commercial airliner
persistent empty threats to invade Baltic states, which they will never have the stones to do
getting sucked into their own Middle Eastern misadventure in Syria

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

invade a tiny country in South-East Asia and get BTFO by primitive jungle monkeys

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

The one that spends the most money.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

Pretty sure we have never been in a losing war.

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

Not germany

Josiah Brooks
Josiah Brooks

emus

Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

"Meh, this is getting boring, I'm gonna call it a day."
OOOOOHHH SHIT BTFO!

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Would you score it like ELO like chess or like boxing, where the most recent winner has the belt?

Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas

Where are the emus today? Exactly.

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Russia is >muh defense
Retards invade that shit and get btfo'd by the snow

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

So.... Russia?

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

crush the third reich after the west gave up mainland europe

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

best homefield advantage: Russia
best defense: England
Cinderella story: Vietnam
Greatest all-time: USA

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

engerland

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

most losses in finals: Germany
oldest franchise: China
most losses all time: France

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

Kek

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

We gave them the equivalent of 20% of their wartime production.

Also,
largest amphibious invasion in human history
gave up

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

sleeping on Afghanistan

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

le small team that is strong but not really: Syria

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

best expansion country: North Korea

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

cleveland browns: france

Carter James
Carter James

Beating you lot up on your cruise ships

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

That's like saying Brady was goat after winning one or two superbowls. Our country hasn't been around long enough to be goat.

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

Middle Eastern misadventure
successful operation

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

we won WWII btw

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

The Muslims are the Cleveland browns like the ottomans

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

Thank you for doing everything.

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

Macedon. You can't beat Alexander the GOAT.

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

Lel

Angel Hall
Angel Hall

prematurely declaring victory in the Middle East

Robert Bailey
Robert Bailey

The only correct answer is Israel and global judaism in general

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

Indians probably would have if he didn't back the fuck off.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

invade when the war is won
fuck off mate

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

you spelled genghis khan wrong. EU would be full of ethnic mongols right now if he didnt randomly die from alcoholism.

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

Beat texans easily

uhh... we won? battle of san jacinto.

Connor Green
Connor Green

hand them boatloads of gibs so they can win
still need us to help clean up
JUST all the countries they occupy

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

that's espionage, not war.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

brazil is undefeated

Luis Moore
Luis Moore

I like how you sheep fuckers pretend the emu war and Bob semple tank never happened

Noah Nguyen
Noah Nguyen

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Joseph Perry
Joseph Perry

The triple alliance war was pure bullying Paco

Zachary Flores
Zachary Flores

In what tier does Portugal fit in?

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

most finals lost: Germany
their arch bitter rivals that have been had really bad breaks lately but were former world champions: France
cheeky cunts that always get medals: Engerland
murderball world champions: Japan
rising star that's been on a roll: USA
le old traditional GOAT team that's had a terrible season after another lately: China
the terrifying but small powerhouse: Israel, Vietnam
the West Ham: Italy
the Neverton: Spain
the catenaccio giant: Russia
the out of nowhere psycho: Australia, Canada
the Bradford City in the 2000s: Syria
the awful murderball refpaying VAR-opposing continent destroying awful supporters team with boisterous but terrible coaches that always seems to get away with it and no one shits on nearly enough: Austria
their similar low-budget neighbor: Hungary
the imploding knees: Poland
the last day of transfer season cunts: Romania
the Nottingham Forest: Turkey
the HSV: Portugal, Netherlands
the HURR-DURRRR: Paraguay

Sebastian Gutierrez
Sebastian Gutierrez

Didn't Hitler say if his army was made up of ANZACS that he would have won the war? How are we so based?

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Israel wins even when they lose. How can anyone beat them?

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

I don't know, ask Ataturk

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

I'd call it more a controversial stoppage

Luke James
Luke James

If Israel is so powerful and jews run the whole world then why are they getting picked on by some tiny muslim country?

Cooper Bennett
Cooper Bennett

get stuck in Afganistan for eternity
gtfo from Iraq leaving it in Iranian sphere
lose proxy war in Syria
Stellar American performance.
Russian wars make sense cause we annex useful lands or prop an ally, Americans have no earthly idea why they plunge into wars.

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

They need a paper tiger bogeyman to continue earning global sympathy and support.

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

Meme league tebehe. The Balkans are more competitive.

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

Most people seem to sympathise with Palestine though.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

Not from the people who fund them, and that is all that matters.

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

You spend way too much on transfers and keep losing half your team to injuries.

Tyler Ward
Tyler Ward

point out how shitty China is
literally rate Vietnam in the very next sentence
You do realize China BTFO them in 1979, right?

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

we annex useful lands or prop an ally
lol
muh South Ossetia
muh Donbass Republic

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

Vietnam won
insignificant loss of territory
similar troop and equipment losses
Khmer Rouge ousted

Jackson Gray
Jackson Gray

Most losses all time: France

You're clueless

Connor King
Connor King

Stop it.
PRC demonstrated they could steamroll through Nam if they wanted to
tested latest weapons and tactics
stabilized domestic political situation

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

If war were considered a sport, which nation would be the current World Champion?

Do you really have to ask?

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

Jesus, counting vietnam as a victory given the commie aid and lack of interest by american citizens even though they signed a ceasefire. Its not a cinderella story, its refballing for a tie.

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

Truly the warfare equivalent of parking the bus.

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

Solano had it coming
The alliance did nothing wrong

Cameron Moore
Cameron Moore

implying USA isn't behind every war, sometimes both sides just to sell arms

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

You've spent too little time in the big leagues to really be considered Champs.

The non-meme answer has to be Britain, especially considering they're punching above their weight in terms of population. France would have been a serious contender if not for WW2.

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

Didn't mean to green text that first line, it's too early for this shit

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Swiss got btfo so hard one year that their team folded and hasn't competed for 500 years

Carter Sanders
Carter Sanders

Is this the equivalent of English teams pretending they don't care about the CL when they get knocked out in the round of 16?

Luis White
Luis White

T. John Chu, American citizen and Chinese history afficionado but totally not a PRC sleeper agent

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Telling the truth doesn't mean I care for slant-eyed pinko rats.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

stuck
the bush's were retrieving anunaki artifacts.

William Bennett
William Bennett

When your slant eyed overlords take over the world remember to tell them Romania has always been a Chinese ally and that we like Russia about as much as you.

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Obviously mongol invasions ended when Genghis died.
Ethnic mongols aren't all over Eurasia

Wyatt Lee
Wyatt Lee

Chile is undefeated too
Only wages war againd Peru, Bolivia and Chile

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

Well sure, you played on both sides.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

overlords
lrn2economics pls

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

This is the correct answer.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

the us of a

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

i get the meme but you don't unironically think this right?

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Russia surrendered and gave up a large chunk of it's land during WW1

See pic related for WW2

so in short no, not Russia

Jackson Reed
Jackson Reed

this pic
20 000 000 soldiers
trust jew with numbers ever

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

Sweden and Denmark in won't even fight tier when we hold the WR in most wars fought between two nations

Nice list mate

Nathaniel Lopez
Nathaniel Lopez

implying you fuckers aren't the ones constantly bragging about losing 20 million soldiers

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

99.99% of israeli posters are just brits larping

not an argument

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

was thinking this too, as a Texan I am triggered lol. the battle of the Alamo didn't decide the fate of the state.

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

It always gets me how these "/board/ presents" are really not actually that, but rather just 1 guy making shit up

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

seething

Carson Morris
Carson Morris

Nah actually, I haven't really even read the image.
Not sure why I'd seeth over being high tier anyway.

Are you an aspie by any chance?

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

Russians militarily aren't that much better than Italians historically

Jordan Kelly
Jordan Kelly

HOLY MOTHER OF SEETHE

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

Israel.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

too be far, they were bat fucking insane

Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

You're talking to them, asshole

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

Get wrecked by an absolute nobody.
I-i won guise seriously! And totally gave him his shit back because he totes looked cool riding those elephants. P-Pls just take look at m-my autobiography by my own horde of historians! I totally won!
uh guise I totally remembered I have that thing over there, don't go anywhere guise Imma be back in a jiffy! *dies while running way*

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

no tits
no ass
whitebread as can be
caterpillar eyebrows
How are they godesses again?

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

got i want to fuck cara so bad
youtube.com/watch?v=cODpqwQOeDQ

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

this fucking triggers me so bad

-lost winter war
So it's a minus that we didn't a war against world superpower that had 28 times the population we had? What kind of fucking retard made this list? If you want to put minuses put how have been completely irrelevant outside those two wars, not this 80IQ dumbshit.

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

Israel

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

They lie about their height too, or at least the dude on the left does

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

Honestly, if War were a sport, it's glory days would be well behind it. The end of the cold war and the rise of mutually assured destruction has ensured that traditional warfare, on a mass scale, is all but extinct.

Sure, there are still proxy wars and the middle east will always be a clusterfuck. But the ICBM has completely eliminated traditional wars and tactics. If it were a sport, it would make Baseball's decline look like a minor dent. At least during the cold war, they had intense mind games. It was boring in the long run, but still compelling. You had Vietnam, the Afghan-Soviet conflict, Isreal going off, etc. They were all a lot smaller than past wars, but they contributed to the cold war hype. But now? now It can't even compete with famine, disease, and natural disasters. Millennials and Gen Z could give two shits about War. =The median age for a warfare fan would be in his 60's, Infantry across the world is downsizing, if people sign up for the armed forces, it's either to learn a trade, get a cushy intelligence job, or to earn some quick cash. Hell, Millennials don't even own guns, swords, or shields, let alone know how to execute basic ancient war concepts like a Roman Maniple or Greek Phalanx. They don't even know the game's history. You walk up to a Millennial and ask them if they know Hannibal or Patton? sure, they might. But they sure as hell don't know about Scipio Africanus or Erwin Rommel. The most you will get out of war these days is a car attack in some European city, a drone strike in Syria, or maybe a Russian cyber attack in the US. War. War has changed.

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

90s-00s Africa was top tier warfare muh man, especially the eternal Congo War

that time Rwanda paratrooped 400 men 1000 kms away and got away with it
that time an Ugandan tank commander started shittalking the heavy Rwandan infantry and they fucked him and his tanks up
Kenya fucking shit up all over the East African Coast
the Somalian War when the entirety of East Africa went in and cleared it all out
Eritrea/Djibouti vs Ethiopia
TOYOTA WAR
Ghaddafi Duck getting ripped to shreds by Egypt

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

You were the kid who quit playing when down by 5 and called it a tie because the match wasn't finished, weren't you?

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

Remind me again which of these nations lost a war to a flock of flightless birds?

Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

You're embarassing us la

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

and that's all fine and good, but it's still small time. It's still just one loose conglomerate of tribes defined as an African nation fighting another loose conglomerate of tribes. There are no high stakes as far as the world goes. There's no ideological class No mass alliances. at best you will get 4-6 countries vs 2-3. They aren't world war tier, hell, they aren't even Punic war tier. They are just sad conflicts that devolve into nothing more than warlords fighting one another.It's all about the big wars. The wars that consume the entire world. the wars that force countries to pick a side. Wars that are considered to be absolutely necessary for the survival of the human race There's absolutely none of that anymore, ironically, because of the rise of nuclear warheads.

It reminds me of that scene from The Incredibles. The one where Syndrome, the villain, reveals his master plan of selling his powerful villain tech to everyone. "Once everyone's super, then no one will be."

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

this whole post

Jesus fuck, go back to whatever shithole spawned you

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

What, like Korea? Lol

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

not waging perpetual war for no reason
ishyggdt

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

this. USA won the belt from us in the war of independance and didnt lose until the vietnam war and i dont think vietnam has lost since

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

You don't fuck with the Viets

t. China
t. The Mongols
t. The French
t. USA

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

they lost the belt in 1812 when they tried to invade Canada

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

excellent post

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Whew lad now I need to replay MGS5

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

seething

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

I don't know where you take these numbers from or you cherry pick one particular asset. If you average out different artillery assets it averages out to about 4%.

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

but but muh triple alliance
it's not fair

I have to admit that we've asked for that

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

this flag

What

There's no moral victory in losing less than you expected to.

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