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>kit

>kit

>half-time show

>draw

>draft

>aggregate

>club

>roster

>colourway
>silo

>football move

>kys

>Dilly Dilly

>goalkeeper

>keeper

>fixture

>standings

>MVP

>scored on

>boots

Oh look the daily soccer vs football thread

I love soccer and I love football

Life is good

>world champion

>rings

>manager

>soccer vs football
>is actually the same sport

>d-fence

>power play

>nill nill

>table

>penis inspection day

>homerun

>BOWL

>franchise

>booking

great thread

>mes que un club

>kit

>national team

>gaffer

>Anime

>General manager

>student

>offsides

>conference

>franchise

>club

>survive the ground

>cards

>extra time

>nil

>Shootout

>usa *clap clap*

>domestic competition

>promotion and relegation

>friendly

>technician

>blooter

>world series

>world champion philadelphia eagles

>IQ

>timeout

>doesn't watch baseball

Your American status has been revoked, please turn in your superior way of life, all liberties, and your multiple firearms

>co-main event

>baseball season

>substitutes

>"I support [City name] + [Animal]"

>his team is named after an animal
oh nonononono

>Winter """Olympics"""

>[City name] + [Animal] are my main team, but [City name] + [Profession] and [City name] + [Possibly racist native reference] are my other teams

>not supporting city name plus organ of plant

step it up

>two minute warning

>yards

>goal difference

>flag on the play

>water break

>fourth down

>traded

> time out
> injury time

>process of the catch

>no playoffs

> Time for our of the game

>survive the ground

>established runner

>niggers

>ads break

>mods

>stoppage time

>draft

>footie

>derby

>boot

>[ _____ ] united

>bottling

>T H I C C ASSES IN MY FACE

>away goals

>7-game series

*clap clap clap*

Lol who really cares about redskins name.

>conference

what do you call it

a bing bong

>eligible receiver

>kisscam

>jerseys

>cleats

>loan

>international break

>set

>challenge

(britfucks use this to refer to a tackle)

>sport IQ

>check

>toyota player of the day

>magesterial

She kind of looks like a Romanian girl I know.

>flop

>league
>has play-offs

>being fat

>sport doesn't maximize its profits with playoffs
do non-americans hate money? explains a lot about you people.

>what are cups
lmao

they are little things you drink out of

>bo1s
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I know you're being retarded on purpose, but we have domestic leagues, and the best clubs in those domestic leagues go to play an international (continental) cup, which has """play-offs""".
leagues don't have knock out stages, that's a cup.

winning a cup > best record in the league

I'm pretty sure handegg and figure skating have those m8.

yes.
what are you even trying to prove? lmao

hes saying everything should have playoffs.

that's the kind of retarded mentality that gets you dumb best of sevens.
>this playoffs should have playoffs
what a retarded country lmao

figure skating?
alsp handegg is literally the most physically demanding sport on the planet so it gets an exception.

>11 minutes of actual gameplay in 3 hours
>the most physically demanding sport on the planet
holy fuck I am laffin

please, the delusion is real. The average soccer match has more embarrassing cowardly moments than the last 20 years of football.

the most athletic sport is basketball.

but most 'demanding' is certainly handegg, i suppose it depends on what you mean by physically demanding. but handegg players take prescription injections for pain during the games. they give you anecdotes about the day after a game and how your body feels like it was in an actual car crash. they have to put a week in between the games or it would be nearly impossible to have a season.

>athletes

oh, that's how you judge "phyisical demand"? being courageous?
what a fucking idiot lmao

>taking painkillers mid game
what a shit """sport"""

> off-season

>practice

soccer players run as much as 10 miles per 90m that's 7 mph being generous. fat fucks can finish a marathon in 3 hours. best do it in 2. marathon runners are better athletes than soccer players of we go for just running as a metric. so adding kicking to slow runners gets you soccer. just letting you know how gay the running metric is.

>admitting to admiring soccer pussies
Please how do you even have an argument. You are literally building the biggest athletes possible to run into each other as hard as possible every play. Yeah i'll say that takes some courage after the absolute shit state of your life after you retire.

>He doesn't like best of sevens

I didn't use the "running metric", but now that you mention it, here you go, watch this:

youtube.com/watch?v=2kwi37jCYxc

not to mention that I never said football was the most physically demanding sport, I just said that handegg wasn't it.
you just can't stop thinking about the footy boggeyman.
lmao

>You are literally building the biggest athletes possible to run into each other
>athletes
they're just fat fucks.
>courage
again, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
lmao

>courage
You brought it up retard. Jesus I gotta stop talking to you South Americans you can't even remember what the fuck you're talking about.

>You brought it up retard
no I didn't.

>false nine

>too fat to understand what people is saying

>american reading comrpehension
are all amerimutts this retarded?

>Using an English word when they could be using a Dutch word that means exactly the same instead

>total football

>a drawer is a positive result

>cleats

>college sports

>the score is one nill

>Clean sheet

>leg
>away goals

>shut out

>England are

>Go ahead goal

>player-manager

>Winningest

>youayfuh

this
absolutely indefendible

>most dangerous scoreline

>form

>practice rather than training

>indefendible

>indefendible

>good effort

>They wanted it more

>back-to-back wins

>Moyes

>clutch

>Locker room

>dean

>cross-country franchise relocation

>bunt

shutu p

>playoffs

>I support [city name] + [natural disaster]

>>Kneeling

>transfer window

>conference
>playoffs
>draft
>ad break
>kiss cam
>roster
>dance time
>kneeling

>4 on 3 power-play

>best of 7

>decent effort

My only problem with the word "match" is that it implies some kind of even contest. Manchester United/City, sponsored by Chevy/Qatar vs local lads from English rural town #4443b isn't a match.

what word do you even use then?

game

game and match have completely different meanings.

I think you're thinking of 'contest', as if anyone can win. A match-up in NFL does not have to be even, it's just two people competing against each other. Competition is something you engage in whether or not it's fair. I'm making this all up btw but sure sounds right.

sounds childish 2bh

Game is what you're playing, not the action on itself.

>yesterday night instead of last night

>friendly

>refs dressing like prisoners
>umpire state building

>sexual misconduct

Who the fuck says yesterday night?

>Team Lebron
>Team Steph

Heard it far too many times in my lifetime, amerikneel. Far too many.

>I could care less

>world cup
>not an actual cup

>extended universe

>franchise

>he doesn't know

>sideline report

>I'd like to thank God

>tap in

thats one pan faced gook

>China market

>pregame rush

>superb owl
>not an actual owl

>alcaholism

>wide receiver

>World Cup final
>no halftime show
>no food breaks

>game so boring audience recites complicated chant in perfect unison

>[City Name] United
>[City Name] City
>[City Name] FC
>Fly Emirates

>mixed
>martial
>arts

out of everything in this thread this is the most unacceptable

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why?
they all have their meaning.

>Falkland Islands

>quadruple

it's just really boring and sterile, I understand that europe wants its sports to be classy or elegant or something but it's no fun desu

>Color

>the winner of the NATIONAL football league is named World Champion

sorry m8, can't find the place.

>bud light cam

>Islas Malvinas

it's more "boring and sterile" than the retarded formulas of "city name + animal" or "city name + natural disaster"?

>Fly Emirates for half the league and Chevrolet for the other half is a much better naming system than those silly Americans have

yes. this is my favorite sports team. mascots are creative and fun. I would much rather have this on my shirt than ANOTHER 'royal' crest that says FC on it

>Hill City Tigers is a great historical team name
>Detroit Tigers is a terrible team name because Americans make my pussy sore

>tapping into local heritage is boring

this post looks like it was written by a 5 years old.

>Vikings were the least accomplished conquerors in Europe
>Minnesotans and Scandis other than Finns today are soyboy limpwristed betas
It checks out.

there's no club in the world named "Hill City Tigers"

and where in the USA did vikings come from?

I typo’d, Hull City Tigers.

I'm sorry that you can't fathom someone having fun watching sports

one sprung up organically. the other is a franchise designed with maximum marketing and profit in mind

they're not called the tigers though, are they?
it's a nickname.

>I'm having fun because the name of the franchise I support is an animal or a natural disaster
see, I was right, you're 5 at best.

Most baseball teams, Tigers included (founded 1901) are older than a fair amount of English soccer teams. I’d say that’s pretty organic.
Fun fact: the National League (of which modern baseball is comprised of it and the American League) is the oldest sporting league in the world. There are older tournaments but no older leagues.

>knock out stages
>league
lol no

>what is Champions League

>Minnesota has largest population of Norwegians outside of Norway
>irrelevant mudbutt can’t do that simple math

checks out 2bh

Yeah, baseball has some pretty rich history on par with european football teams so it's a bad example really. but let's not pretend the majority of NFL, NBA and NHL team names aren't cringe and plastic as fuck.

a cup, the name doesn't mean it's a league.
there are non champions playing it as well.

so there were never any vikings there?
I was right then, alright.

Oh, I fully agree on that. I just don’t like it when people compare baseball to the other leagues’ retardation.

You just argued Hull City Tigers and Detroit Tigers aren’t the same because Detroit officially has Tigers in its name, now you’re arguing that having a certain word (league) in the title is semantics. You can’t have it both ways, just admit you’re buttflustered by americans

that's because we were arguing about the name of a football club.
but in this case we were not arguing about the name of the tournament, but the system.
it's a cup, not a league.
are all americans this retarded?

>anti-reddit spacing

>names matter unless I say so

>organized athletic competitions

>taking these threads too seriously

no one calls them like that

check out argentina's other posts

>officials

it's not a matter of whether they matter or not.
it's whether we were arguing about the name or not.
and we weren't arguing about the champions league name, we can if you want, but we weren't.
it's not a league, it's a cup.
the name comes from a time were only champions qualified and there were no knock out stages.
you're a fucking idiot.

jesus christ the autism

...

>on loan

>level pecking

Wtf Argentina? I never see Chileans be this weird

it's clearly the retarded proxy faggot

It's level pegging, lad

>tale of the tape

prove it

he's just autistic like that

>guys like this running full speed into each other are fat fucks
You are either retarded, baiting, or have never actually watched the sport. It’s okay to not like the sport but don’t act like you know what you’re talking about

I seriously doubt running at full speed will have any effect on their mass

>FIGHT AND WIN

>Conference

>franchise

>professional foul

>football move

No, but I wouldn’t refer to someone bigger, stronger, and faster than you a fat fuck. Pretty athletic desu

>audience so retarde... *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEFENCE *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* DEFENCE

>goaltender interference

The closest thing you can compare to European soccer is college football/basketball. From the similar "club" origin, chants, ultras (student sections), organic rivalries that date back 100 years, and the fact that teams aren't franchises that can move.

With that being said the NCAA is corrupt as fuck and players doing it >for free is a farce.

Kate with newspaper bleed coming through the paper

just

embodied in that pic: the grown-man play-acting cringeness the prevents soccer from ever becoming a major sport in North America

>ultras (student sections)
the fuck is this????

>Football chants
>complicated

Americans showing their low IQ yet again.

>we'll go dooping mental

> complicated chant
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