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jets are elite

First for Barkov!

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Shorks

Not to copy, but you had a good idea sir.

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Name / picture?
I need it for reasons.

Led Zeppelin is elite

sharks desu

>mfw Sustr-Coburn give up ANOTHER goal

What was that country song that the Jets had as a goal song for a little bit?

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might post some rare anime girls but I need some (You)s to sweeten the deal

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OK Lads, for reals last post again

>81737988
No.

Imagine

great sleeve patch friend

>Letting Jamal score on you

gimme shorks anime macros

Ever since that hit Sustr has never been the same.

I hate the new logo but the shoulder patches are kino

>mfw Byfuglien just keeps punching AJ Greer

for me it's bill collins genesis

youtube.com/watch?v=EErSKhC0CZs
ultimate shower song to get you ready for the day

>the absolute state of the NHL

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yes hi

For me, it’s the wrister off the crossbar and out of play.

Here you go

get a new map bro. LVGN are the new hotness. Avs can stay contained to their shitty state.

i already have that one gimme more

Anyone else like Floyd?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2NPk5zuMdyw

Only for international games. But that's probably due to other competitions not being shown on TV.

I like big anime tiddies and a good game on the telly.

also have that one but thanks friendo

Zeppelin are hacks and normie tier "rock" by their era's standards, they just wooed people with their sound. Anybody pretending to appreciate their musicality does not have the right to call them dadrock, since they are falling for the exact same marketing techniques as the people from the late 60s-early 70s.

Additionally, if you use the term "dadrock" in a non-sarcasstic manner, you deserve to be battered.

Ah you mean the pulju classic

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here you go bro

No one will make me one.

when are you getting evicted.

When was that? I don't remember them ever having a country song

Verified™ Status once again. Everyone goes for Radar Love if they pick Golden Earring; Twilight Zone is the unloved younger sister that needs more appreciation.

Hall & Oates is a regular on my shower playlist. Good taste.

Love me some Floyd to. On the Turning Away is my fave

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Bigger VGK logo

Jesus christ sharks, not again

youtube.com/watch?v=rmlZLnkF0aU

Who the fuck doesn't?

Comeback time?

>zeppelin is bad, except for their music
Get the fuck out right now.

>lifelong
>doesn't make his own teams OC
What kinda life long fan are you?

>if many people have an opinion, then that opinion must be correct!

and now you know where Matt Groening based Homer Simpson.

>hall & oates on the shower playlist
based leaf

Is that the one where counties are highlighted based on closest NHL teams?

Nice.

not soon enough

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>not autistically creating team macros and singlehandedly earning your team a reputation as animeposters

Okay, let's be serious for a second here.

Where will the Canucks finish next season?

They're drafting Dahlin this year, and by next year Pettersson will be on the team + other prospects. Boeser will be a year older and better too.

I'm thinking Canucks top-5 at least 3rd round playoffs.

I don't know why or how, but one day I found a wrapped tape of Division Bell in the drawer of my desk. I'm not lying.

Hey fellow yuro. What are you doing up at this time of the night?

do you realise I'm not a finn?

>cantpucks
2nd to last in the pacific

>Where will the Canucks finish next season?
Just outside a playoff spot
>They're drafting Dahlin this year, and by next year Pettersson will be on the team + other prospects. Boeser will be a year older and better too.
Canucks will be good again soon ya
>I'm thinking Canucks top-5 at least 3rd round playoffs.
No

haha no. you have no C depth. you have no D core. boeser isn't going to carry your fucking team son

>tfw when only isles fan at times

fuck i'm really drunk
sorry grease, i'm one of your few supporters on here but if you dislike zeppelin i dunno if that can continue

Watching the sharks as always, also work night though
What about yourself?

Jets are looking scary good

Oh shit that was a beauty play by Wheeler

I'm going to start working on a Sharks Sucy so stay posted

You have a Nordic cross and blue and white in your flag....of course you're a Finn

I'm not familiar with the Jets having a country song as their goal song. When did you hear it?

got nothing better to do than drink at home tonight so shall do, thanks user

Trying to come up with a reason to not kill myself... Jets just scored too... JUST!

depends how much jim is able to improve the blueline. even if they get dahlin the blueline is still trash.

It's a fucking map of the entire NHL, you mong. how do I lifelong x 31

I encourage anime posters by always giving them (You)'s

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Can I get a quick rundown of the racial taunt fiasco aimed at the nigger on the caps

>No fights in shorks/stors game
For fuck's sake somebody hit somebody

basketball

>no Canada
Shit map

My sister and her husband played this as they walked down the aisle after their ceremony kek

This is a Hindu board. Please no swearing or racial insults.

Can this musical edition of /hoc/ be known as the beginning of the Jest-Shork musical friendship?

someone superimpose it on the other map desu

iktf

>opinion
It's a fact you're getting evicted, you told us yourself

Sharks can't afford fights, half the team is injured

I'm okay with it desu
Here's some great bluegrass-type shit
youtube.com/watch?v=_Q0M7cUpJ_c

We take back the no wifi and cold and dark comments about The Peg'

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That's actually a super valid point
I miss Goon Jumbo though :(

Thank you sir, here is the return favour.

youtube.com/watch?v=qMz4MA2X-98

different strokes for different folks

I'm not the only one thinking that btw.

They were far too diverse to be taken seriously.

And no, "diversity" and "experimentation" does not mean you are multifaceted, it jsut means you don't know what you want to play and don't have your own identity.

Zeppelin's sound was characteristic for the era, but they went nowhere with it.

I like some of their songs, but don't worship them.

Why is /hoc/ moving so fast tonight?

i'm down for this. thanks for dispatching the stars tonight shorks-bro

>only decent tier
fake news
We're at LEAST high tier

seems about normal to me

so many shit games

it's a long weekend and a lot of hockey games on tonight

That's a great song, thanks user
Have some more Wood Brothers, I found them this past fall and they're fucking fantastic
youtube.com/watch?v=S-ib_1UogZE

heated discussion about zeppelin.

Please stop r*dditposting

>sister's husband

You're getting old and everything is too fast and loud now.

>tfw everyone in north florida jumped on the lgbting bandwagon

Best H & O
m.youtube.com/watch?v=322tGmZMCUA

You can go ahead and move the U.S. to the top of that list, boyo, we never lost a war at all, except for the same reasons.

Hey Kipp Kipps, do you feel discriminated for being Chinese? How do we make hockey more inclusive for Asians?

You have the power of binlan behind you

>Frogs
>high tier
Go fuck a sheep m8

no, this
youtube.com/watch?v=l56Hdjx0ckg

BASED

>rice farmers

I like them. Will have to look up more. Have some John Denver.
youtube.com/watch?v=diwuu_r6GJE

Well-rounded and respected tier.

and they also stole music from black people without paying them license

counterculture my ass

>"im proud to be a fan of a team that got reverse swept by a rival not too long ago"
This board needs cleansing

>not Country Roads
C'mon man

Glad you like them, I'm a big fan of their song I Got Loaded but I'm also an alcoholic so take that as you may
Also nothing like some good ol' John Denver

>100 posts
>20 min old thread
Definitely faster than usual, but maybe not as fast as I was thinking.

And what the fuck is this shit? Gookmoot is denying me my rightful (You)s. You guys want to maybe help set this straight and help out for my stolen (You)s?

Gotta spice it up once in a while, friend. Can't always pick the blockbuster; B's need their love too.

Hockey is getting more popular

literally nobody is even talking about hokkei rn.

>Reimer literally gets punched and knocked out
No call

sure, have a (you) friendo

don’t want any sunbelters in my /hoc/

so some guy called DSP a nig at the hawks game the other day? what happened? i just saw (((bettman))'s statement

for me, it's a pretty solid >shorks team when healthy

>Reimer
>Giant flop

C'mon ref. That was the most blatant dive ever

we're not even healthy desu

32 tanks vs 6500
Russia still loses 3500

Reimer flops harder than my dick when I have female company in bed

was barely even touched

>Reimer
I didn't know it was called diveice

Retard Chiraqis were talking about the Bulls game the night before and DSP assumed they were being racist towards him.

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Yeah nvm

Free Buff, end Ref racial profiling

Hockey is for everyone except for _____

Finns

Non-whites and women

this desu

niggers

hockey is all about inclusivity...

BASED

that's what I'm saying
>Jumbo, Wardo, Hertl out
>still 6-3-1 and 4-1 in our last 5

RUDE

wh*tes

muscular post

even 100% >you are still out in the 2nd round.

Chiraq btfo

0 cups now and forever
>it was 3-0

everyone except faggots

You're right, we should be more like kongs and pens fans and only show up when our team is good

There is a monster living inside most people in our society. and that is the devil! Swearing, nasturbation, porn, marijuane, apple products, these are the signs. You must resist these things, or else our loving, forgiving god will condemn you to eternal damnation.

>And I would know!
haram

Samoans, and the Dutch

I originally posted this on /r/hockey.

AMA.

hockey is for everyone

>STILL not polishing your pucks
>in this the year MIX + MIX

you gotta try harder man

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is he a parasite or does he get his own food?

WTF FLORIDA PLEASE TRADE HIM

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the owner of the 32nd NHL team and can place it anywhere in north america

What city do you put it in and what do you call it?

North Dakota Sheriffs

nice to see the good guy teams win today

Chicago, I'd call it Blackhawks 2

He looks like a meme

Biloxi Mississippi

>Mississippi mudsharks

The White Horse White Horses.

Its a white horse.

Holy shit what happened to his face, was he in an accident?

seattle supersonics desu

Getting cozy on the couch giving my nuts a grand scratch

>the florida shitty kitties

Jets and Sharks were the only good guys to win today.

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>pan7her2

>pens
>laffs
>good guys
lmao good one lad

holy shit what a collapse. this is harlem globe trotters level beatdown

Should be the Fighting Sioux Firewater Drinking Injuns

OMAHA OXEN

Secondary assist and an empty netter
Everybody knows our boy's better

Anchorage Icemen

That Reimer chant in the stadium was awesome

For everyone EXCEPT racists.

>stadium

youtube.com/watch?v=eb4CWrayXAw
Remember when the Yotes were good?

Let's go Griffins

Remember when they stole the white-out?

shut the fuck up you stupid ass winninigger

go bitch some more about your meme old man who died or something

Imagine you'r team relocating

Is there anything more embarrassing than when the opposing team's fans are able to get a "Let's Go" chant loud enough to be heard on the TV broadcast?

@81739543

That is a sad attempt. Please try harder next time. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

imagine you'r team never winning a playoff game

For me, it's _____ ?

not funny

fug

Surely this can't be true. I have it on very good authority that WInnipeg will be winning the Cup next season. You're telling me their franchise doesn't have a single (1) victory in the playoffs?

No, I remember hearing lets go canes when they shit on the pens
That was fucking hilarious

go suck bettmans dick

all the bad guys won today

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Except the boilers who get further away from winning the lotto

Ya fell for the easy bait la

>Atlanta Thrashers
>Make the playoffs only to be swept
>Relocates

>Winnipeg Jets
>Make the playoffs only to be swept
>?????

Imagine losing 2 teams in the span of 30 years.

>Jets this fierce

When do we start having game threads again?

>the power of the """"""""true north"""""""""

Jets falling for the memess desu
They'll be swept in 6 round 2 by the blose

They already won the damn lotto. Everyone knows they will get first overall again. Such bullshit.

I mean I hear it every Pens away game it almost makes me feel bad for the rest of the NHL

lmao at actually believing this

Because there's nobody for the home team to banter with?

the jets looked elite tonight bruv

Winnipeg lads are the most polite and pleasant Canadians in /hoc/. Their team is elite too.

Well shit if they looked elite tonight just cancel the rest of the season and give them the cup now

Jets have too much depth, user. They are poised to do really well in the playoffs.

most teams look elite playing the panthlels

Thread for US/Binland?

I don't understand your question.

That's why they call us Friendly Manitoba.

seething?

Thank you southern friend.

heh, those Denver soy boys never had a chance

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LOOOOOIL

*Winnipeg la

this. jets are out a 1D, 3C and 2G

Heard that plenty before

ayyyy

you have 33.35 seconds to tell me a valid reason why the champs won't threepeat

Can't say that about the Flames tho..

Honestly the Penguins 3+peating is the best timeline. Having a cap era dynasty is good for the sport and it couldn't happen to a more deserving city. /hoc/ doesn't like it but those dudes are fags.

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last trade deadline they made a couple moves to pick up a couple dmen, and that made them a cup contender. they need to do it again this year.

I’d be fine with a dynasty with a team that wasn’t handed generational talents so the team wouldn’t relocate and have incredibly bandwaggony fans

>deserving city
Didn't the pens go bankrupt from no fans?

Twice actually

their gm all but confirmed they're trading for a 3c
salt
nah might want to do some reading

t. yinzer that leaves early to >beat traffic

So why they go bankrupt and plan to move to kc twice then?

What do you think is the ratio of women's olympic hockey players that are lesbians? It's gotta be at least 60%

Higher, 85 at least
t.friends with college hockey girl

85-95%.

pls respond yinzer

So we're all watching grills hockey right?

lmao no

I wonder how much scissoring goes on after the games

nope, but have some Knight as a consolation prize.

what do I watch then?

at least the second time it was because poorly run front office who made some awful deals and couldn't get a new arena because of stubborn state politicians

>Mario Lemieux says the Penguins never were serious about leaving Pittsburgh.
"It wasn't a possibility," Lemieux said during a groundbreaking ceremony Thursday for Pittsburgh's $290 million hockey arena.

>"We had to do a few things to put pressure on the city and the state, but our goal was to remain here in Pittsburgh all the way. Those trips to Kansas City and Vegas and other cities was just to go and have a nice dinner, and come back."

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I messed around and added Vegas, gave Seattle and Quebec teams to we could talk about future divisions
>no bully
>inb4 relocanes
>inb4 Quebec will never get a team

>west
>Seattle → Pacific?
>Arizona → Central?
I think makes the most sense

>east
>Quebec → Atlantic?
or
>split the east into north and south?
I think just adding Quebec to the Atlantic is the easiest
discuss

>not watching the only best on best hockey in this meme tournament
Shiggy

>watching women's hockey
>ever

WHY
i was about to take my black ass to bed but now i don't want to because i'm gonna have nightmares

B A S K E T B A L L

B L A C K P A N T H E R

>w-we never meant to leave
>i-it was just a joke
what an embarrassment

Gary will probably want to keep Arizona in the Pacific for his make believe "Vegas and Phoenix rivalry" and put Calgary in the Central.

fuck hockey fuck this shit goddammit fuck it all

is that a thing?
and that's fine but there's literally a wiki page on the battle of alberta that's been a thing for decades

Just woke up

This but unironically

Here you go. I'm thinking I might work on the line work later but whatever

FUCK YOU I WAS SERIOUS

bettman is a talking head for the owners remember and i’d bet many owners wouldn’t be for that, especially calgary and edmonton

>such shorks macro
Love this desu

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POOK

S H A D M A N

>want to make isles macros
>realize I have shit art skills

Halp

the jests will be drinking listerine from the cup come june
cap it

based pookposter

For me it’s the province of alberta unironically

It's literally coloring in the lines on paint and photoshoping/gimping a png of the logo on. and that's the labor intensive way

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>might wanna do some reading
>pongs management literally came out and publicly admitted they tanked for lemieux because the team was doing so shit
>its now a documentary
pongs deserve relocation

Based based pookposter poster

What happened to all the bolts posters?

I'll be there next weekend (unironically)

dead in a ditch hopefully

Do you guys bet on hockey?

Then move Calgary and Edmonton to Central and move the Avs to Pacific

Pacific: Oilers, Flames, Canucks, Seattle, Sharks, Kings, Ducks, Knights

Central: Coyotes, Avalanche, Stars, Jets, Wild, Blackhawks, Blues, Preds

South: Redwings, Blue Jackets, Pens, Flyers, Caps, Canes, Bolts, Panthers

North: Habs, Sens, Leafs, Sabers, Devils, Rangers, Islanders, Bruins

If quebec gets a team its gonna be short term islanders home or panthers

Have I not been consistently shitposting today? Are you blind?

>tfw can use the parade as cover to ethnic cleanse downtown of the native scourge

Cant wait desu

some people here do but as someone who used to bet heavily, I always stayed away from hockey

Only idiots do that, way too unpredictable

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did she lose or what?

A god

that's where the ecstasy of winning and the agony of defeat come from desu

Why are you posting dopers?

She's about to lose her medal.

Hartford Whalers

>wins bronze
>tests positive for doping
what did they mean by this

Arizona to Central works, especially if they relocate to Houston. If they don't relocate though, I get tempted to play around and move Calgary and Edmonton to the Central, kick the Avs to the Pacific, and find a way to move Dallas to the Atlantic after you straighten out the two eastern divisions. I think, regardless, the Atlantic and Metro need an update. I think Quebec City will get a team eventually, but not via expansion. It just isn't in the cards. If Seattle is paying $650 million this time around, the next expansion window will be, at least, $800 million. Considering the league will be at an even 32 teams by 2020, it may be a decade or more before expansion happens again. Can and will a Quebec group willingly pay $1 billion for an expansion franchise when they can get a relocated franchise for less than half of that?

Anyway, another hypothetical would be to break the divisions down even more. Going NFL style and divide them into regional divisions of 4 for better rivalry play and less travel time could work.

Cascadia Division:
>Calgary
>Edmonton
>Seattle
>Vancouver

Sun Belt Division:
>San Jose
>LA
>Anaheim
>Vegas

Cowboy Division:
>Colorado
>Houston (Yotes)
>Dallas
>St. Louis

Tundra Division:
>Winnipeg
>Minnesota
>Chicago
>Detroit

East

Liberty Division:
>Pittsburgh
>Philly
>Columbus
>Washington

Subway Division:
>Rags
>Long Island
>Boston
>New Jersey

Ice Division:
>Buffalo
>Toronto
>Montreal
>Ottawa/Quebec

Gumbo Division:
>Nashville
>Tampa Bay
>Carolina
>Florida

just go back and take your shit ideas with you kneeler.

I made a thing

you have no power over me, Trudeau.

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Kinkaid is my dad

preds cannibalized atlanta's fans and tv market so about half of georgia should be yellow

pretty sure vancouver island is canuck fans.

Louisiana would be dallas

t. lives on the island

>t. steve from courtenay

fuck this entire planet

t. xiao from yaletown

t. kevin wu from false creek

>yaletown
too rich 4 me

>mfw my uncle bought a condo in yaletown in the early 90s for $250,000
>he sold it for $4million last year
jealous af tbqh

>living in yaletown

>actually fixd

>t. surrey resident

i think its acceptable to leave some spaces blank. arizona yotes should just be like a small circle on the map

im pretty sure nova scotia is crosby fans.

t. Charlotte from Queen Charlotte Islands oh wait I mean t. Heidi from Haida Gwaii

So what am I, Xiao Ching Chong or Raj Singhpreetdeep?

A storm's brewing, /hoc/. Are you ready for it?

>superskills was today
what the fuck i had no idea

Yeah this Vancouver Island guy got real mad real quick for no reason

>ottawa
>any fans
>let alone in SW ONT

t. jarpsinghpreetdeep from surrey

>tfw all my friends live in Yaletown
>tfw they pay $500 a month for a shitty private pool/tiny gym in their condos
>when you can get a gym pass for a month for less than $50 elsewhere

fugg

just bantz m8

yaletown is for all the rich people that cant afford to live in north vancouver

is there actually somebody from vancouver island here? i was just pointing out faults in his map. im not from the island.

Me and the 11 other Ottawa fans want you to go fuck yourself, buddy.

Unironically a Senators fan in SW Ontario fight me

you're lucky buffalo ends up with even worse home crowds than you do

there's 1 dude in the gamethreads from the island. i live right in the heart of downtown

if you dont think northwestern ontario is jets fans the just neck yourself

>go hiking in North Van
>houses are literally the size of schools
>statues of lions, 4 luxury cars, multiple fountains, marble bricks everywhere
>rich fuckers get pissed off when you walk anywhere near their property

>you on right

This makes me appreciate >our crowd alot more guess it could always be worse

i recently found out north vancouver is the richest part of canada. i had no idea, but it made sense since i remember someone showing me bryan adams giant ass house up there

t. Alexi Petrov from Burnaby

>Colorado
>majority Yotes fans

kek

Still better looking than some of the McMansions you see in Richmond lmao

cant wait to watch canucks games in seattle for 20 bux at the cost of a 2 hour drive lads

Gonna listen to some hedley lads

Never been in the rich part of Richmond to look at the houses.

How do they look?

hey lets make roadtrips together

lol gay

nicer than your place thats for sure

I hope they do party buses like they do for the Caps.

only if kippers drives

>20 bucks
Lol no

Never said anything about how my house looks.

t. 13 yr old girl

That's the idea, maybe feeling more like a Canadian man will help me understand hockey better

everybody already does that. look at mariner tickets prices when they play any game vs ticket prices when they play the blue jays.
fairweather cucks already ruined it.

Real Hongpooper hours

you're right. 10 bux

then shut up

BTFO

they have like 1 good song desu. gunnin

they are going to have to pay like $650mill+ for the team. no way tickets are ever going to cost less than $50, even in the nosebleeds.

>fairweather cucks already ruined it
kek they used to make trips all the way to california
youtube.com/watch?v=zeiKw9fnBOk

>house
You live in the back of a shitty noodle shop

>tfw you remember the Canucks meet up from years ago

lmao

thats longer than any wave ive ever seen last at rogers.

hi

how many dicks did you suck?

i remember there used to be a bus that followed the canucks on away trips, no idea if they still do that

Yeah they do.

I wonder if they add LV to the Cali trip.

every away team is guaranteed to have fans in LV. i even saw panthers fans in there, so definitely

>Avs logo in Wyoming
>Colorado to the Coyotes
your effort is noted but no user this is inaccurate

would still be worth the trip. sometimes you just gotta go across to seattle to buy stuff you wouldnt find here

I'm getting closer

>i even saw panthers fans in there

>that 3 year window where Canucks fans out attend every team not Canadian

>t. vic from victoria

You tell them Wayne! Hockey is for everyone and this behavior will NOT be tolerated!

They said it was the riskiest decision a hockey player ever made. To win a cup, though, you have to put it all on the line. I decided to purposely not score in the first two series just to throw off the teams in the finals. I had been a star name but, after purposely not scoring goals, people forgot about me. It was understandable- with superstars like Brad Richards and Brian Boyle, the Rangers were obviously talented enough to overcome teams from the butthole known as Pennsylvania.

I unleashed my fury against the Montreal Canadiens, scoring 4 goals in a four game sweep. I then put the team on my back in the finals, scoring 3 power play goals in the first game. Sadly, the excitement of a power play hat trick killed legendary announcer, Sam Rosen, who screamed until his heart exploded inside his chest. We ended up beating Anaheim in 5 games.

It wouldn't have been possible... the goals, the Cup win, the bitches... if I hadn't become the Secret Weapon by not scoring in those first two series. That decision made my career.

-Rick Nash, reflecting on his career in 2048.

seattle being a very corporate city, the hokkei team may end up with a lot of corporate season ticket holders and end up with a situation like detoilet. "sellouts" that arent full.

Basketball is now racist

Here's your (You), now go away.

Hockey is for everyone (except finns)

>corporate season ticket holders
>they dont show up
why is this still allowed

>Hockey is for everyone

they bought the tickets. how is the team/arena going to know if you plan on actually using them?

money

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everyone outside of vaughncouver can frig off, they're always the fastest in and out of the bandwagon

ending it all lads

include the area up to kenora for jets you clown

Lads I'm worried about grease. Is he going to freeze to death?

>implying I know where irrelevant Canadian cities are

surely there is a homeless colony he can spend his time at

when?

But user, all Canadian cities outside of Montreal are irrelevant,

>not knowing basic geography

shouldnt you be studying for your ged?

They would beat his ass or kick him out after about 5 minutes

>all Canadian cities are irrelevant
Ftfy
>knowing irrelevant cities of a country you don't live in
OkHand.jpg

literally every town in canada is just as important on the global scale as new york city, tokyo, london, etc.

Is there a replay of that anywhere?

you’ve just ensured he’lll keep posting it for another week you ass

>kenora
>basic geography
the levels of leaf delusion know no bounds

When Finland wins olympic gold in the hockey

Thanks user, I needed a laugh

The global cultural influence exerted by Prince Albert cannot be ignored.

shouldn't you two be preparing for next weeks mass shooting?

Good to know you'll be around for a while

Way to show your more retarded than the average American including niggers. You literally have a .00001% chance of being in a mass shooting.

No I'm getting ready to donkey punch your mom Gord

why is /hoc/ so fast today?

busy arguing about things.

lol

>tfw Jonesy's finally getting his shit together
Thank fucking god

See you in round 1

rate my library and give suggestions

lets argue some more

i like benning

its called a liberry

Needs more Avril

>I dislike people with different skin colour than me and they shouldn't be allowed to play hockey

Cheers friendo, I'm not keeping high expectations so that it hurts less when we're inevitable out
Hope it's a good series though

it's not bad, you gotta expand your collection though. i prefer getting individual songs instead of complete albums unless i really like that entire album

me in the blue hoodie

for me, it's watching the latest uploads of The Hockey Guy before going to bed

youtube.com/watch?v=IlDjEd8gAkI

Have >we had a series before???
Sorry I didn't into hockey till 2015 because I'm originally from Mississippi.

>has madonna but nothing from ray of light

me in the crabcock stance

Extremely mediocre/10
Needs more Boyz II Men

have you ever felt the pleasure of being inseminated?

have you?

only if you will help me ;)

have you?

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lol @ 0:07

no

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>this triggers the numale redditor

sad!

Confession time:
When im at my ducks games ill occasionally cheer with the opposing teams crowd as not to stand out.

i dont get it

what did he mean by this

execute skub enthusiasts

Wrong if you were actually a ducks fan you'd know they don't actually outnumber >us but there's still a good bit there.

oh wait, i kind of get it

nobody at the honda center is a ducks fan?

You ending it all tonight?

>the ducks fan admits it
Oh boy

just woke up

sure, why not

hi dad

Going to sleep it all tonight, lads.

Admit what? That season ticket holders that corporations blindly give tickets to sell them for profit? It's the new way for every hockey team that will get a new stadium.

hi son, watcha watchin?

needs more nu metal

Woah man take it easy its just bants,

But don't show your face at ontario center ice this Friday

Nah I mean I'm serious about that shit happening but I'm not mad at (you). Shit sucks just look at Detroit now. Corporations buy up the tickets, give them away blindly, then they get sold off and you end up with half an empty stadium as a """sellout""".

once you get all the geographical areas correct make it not look like shit

why would corporations buy seats to the ducks? the lakers or dodgers would draw all the corporate money. nobody is going to try and impress clients by taking them to a hockey game in the suburbs.

hey borat

ITT post kino logos

They buy all 3 and OC isn't just suburbs. As to why? The sports owners make deals with them and they use them as bait to hire people or even to use as bonuses to save money. In short it's all about the money. Hockey team makes sure every game is a "sellout" corporations save money by giving away tickets instead of paying. Less people in the stadium also means less renovations and maintenance too.

i hope they bring it back next year as an alternative

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they dont have the right market for corporate seats. anaheim just straight doesnt sellout games.

Except that literally happens you mong. Again you don't know shit about OC. There are several corporations and business all over the place. Now stop talking out your ass.

eventually disney will buy everything out in the world including the nhl which means the ducks will go back to this logo in the year 2050

would look nice
also pic related

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the random jet needs to be removed and its a nice logo. it doesnt even look like a jet, it looks like a commercial boeing

Would rather have a rebrand

its hilarious that you think anaheim as a hockey market is even remotely comparable to detroit.
the ducks just literally dont sellout games. any large company that wants to impress clients would use an LA based team instead of indirectly telling their potential client they are suburban trash.
detroit maintains 100% ticketsales even tho the games are empty.

>blah blah blah out my ass
Enjoy it until it happens to >your team just like detroit

meh, not a fan of that one. it needs a hockey connection to it instead of just something random i m o

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it looks more like a pissed of goose than a duck

is he cell key

why won’t the pens threepeat?

Short turn around s after 2 post seasons and playing bump and grind hockey into may/june for a third time with old center s

last season they got key contributions from players that arent on the team anymore.
ron hainsey was a huge part of their blueline last ploffs, hes gone now.
nick bonino was an important 3C for them, hes gone too.
chris kunitz put up some decent playoff numbers for them, nows hes in tampa.

not to mention justin schultz is injured now too. so their blueline is a little thin.

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now it looks like a peacock

the sleeves dont look adidas enough

Why don't you have Radio Ga Ga? That's mandatory in everyone's library

the eggplant purple and black look fuckin shite together.

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I'd make it white but this pain program is pissing me off...
Idk what that means

is Cam Talbot elite?

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

Trump is going to jail

I am a genius
also a retard
Free Weed for not calling me a Faggot
>free hell for all the pedophiles and bitchy cunts

This took for fucking ever to do manually

not kidding, CSBN

>13
>prime
Genius is the details, that God
free jail for complainers
>He WILL send you there, nonsense Crew
>So Mando -_-
>Phokolus
He here.. came all the way from Sparta

Post handsome Hockey players

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welcome Idea

this guy is just nice
Don't need pills, I've done this a thousand times, Az Osss
>I am Ancient
don't fuck with me.. You will die -_-

He said handsome not looks like they just took a shovel to the dome

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did you make this?

are you like 12? you do know what that logo actually is right??