Pulls your defenders out of position

>pulls your defenders out of position

>Doesn't fall for your stupid tricks

>kung fu kicks porto
heh... you thought you could defeat us?

*sprints relentlessly*

>scores a worldie once every 10 games

>passes sideways

>scores in CL final against Barcelona
>Kung fu's in face of coutinho

>makes a stupid foul in the box once every 1 game

>Fucking Mane

>sprints to opposition box
>gives away a counter

>tfw kloppo rekts the bald zidane like this in CL final...

>misreads opponents
>whacks ball out of play unnecessarily

COULD BE WORSE YOU COULD BE SCOUSE EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE

Why do rats eat Scousers? That doesn't seem healthy!

>doesn't believe it

>Opposition striker has a shot on target
>doesn't bother saving it

this is a comfy fucking gif

*spends half a decade recovering from injury*

>slips

More like
>dies

can someone put that guys head against 56%?

SIGN ON SIGN ON
WITH A PEN IN YOUR HAND
AND YOU'LL NEVER GET A JOB!

*gegenpresses*

*performs adequately*

>hands uefa cup to sevilla

...

Not once did he cost >us the game with sevilla but twice
So happy Klopp doesn`t rate him anymore.

this

>blackmails Klopp into starting him

why hasn't he signed for juve yet?
he isn't going to arsenil or some shit like that is he?

Kek

J*ve want him on a free.

he can sign the contract since january the 1st
what worries me is that if he wants to leave for a domestic team he has to wait until the season is over

I haven`t seen him connected to any dometic teams, can`t really see him going anywhere in England.

For me it's Bobby Firmino

Can probably get a richer contract if he makes Juve sweat by acting like he's seriously considering 'pool's offer.

> le no one knows what the fuck he does man

He shares nudes of Perrie. Worth every penny of that £40m.

i read juve wants to make him their third best paid player
i don't think they will go over that
and that's probably less than what liverpool offers, so ...

>le 24 year old youth prospect

I always think about Angel Di Maria when I see them

Coutinho won't even be legible

eligible*

-_-

more likel scores one and causes three goals

>le underated cuck

>beats gf

>le tottenham hotspur's best player

>crashes your club with no survivors

This is a Liverpool thread you brainlet

Ay, no place for a manager who consistently wins silverware

Would be an odd choice, I can't think of any team in the op 6 besides Pool where he'd be a starter

Is this post a troll? I really can't tell

>>defending hotdivers

I want to say Can isn't that good but he still makes it into our Starting XI even with Keita coming so should we try to keep him?

Can is great, if only he was consistent.
But he`s not exactly a flashy transfer, can`t see other top clubs in the league after him tbqh

the mickey mouse cup is a real trophy!!

>lovern defending in the first place
lel

id rather
1.buy another CM to go with keita
2.play wijnaldum instead

meyer is on a free and apparently plays DM now. so maybe lose one german for free and get another, id keep him but not for more than 100kish a week. hes fine, but i dont think hes ever going to be world class which is what we should be aiming for with the qtinho shekels

Do you really want Hendo as a guaranteed starter?

Do you really want Henderson to continue being a starting player?

Literally only goes full JUST with Matip and his wife

Not like Can does his defensive duties.

He's literally a relegation team tier player

He`s just better than Hendo though, honestly >we should buy a new dm either way.

hendo is better than can
matip is better than lovren
both goalies arent good enough

People that actually rate Henderson exist, huh

>become the 3rd best player in the planet

>then proceeds to disappear into oblivion

chelsea ruined him like they did sheva. feel bad for him. atleast hes back home and doing ok in madrid

>le press man

Delet this

>defending is easy man

I miss Torres.

Buy the German Busquets.

dear god this guy is bad. he misplaces so many passes for dortmund. wonder how he's rated in germany because he is michael bradley-tier bad

He's rated because he plays for Dortmund

Are >we gonna save him lads?

What the fuck is wrong with that guys head/face?

He was good last season.

pulisic is the american oxlade-chamberlain. he is clearly an intelligent guy off the field, interviews well, etc. however, he is a complete fucking moron on the pitch. cant make the right pass/decision for the life of him. at this point i'd say he's hopeless, but he is only 19

Hes not been gr8 for dortmund this year but itll get us some shirt sales

La creatura señores

edgy, maybe even some europeans will give you positive (you)s

>Fucks your gf

>edgy
?????

wow, joseph gordon levitt got a hell of a tan!

looks more like a live action ninja turtle desu

>implying karius isn`t gay

>le pronounces his own name wrong man

Get a clue ya pinheads

Really? How does he say it, "Pulisik"?

yeah, because its the "american" version

>play like Iniesta for the first and last time

>He doesn't know

I feel like he's waiting until there's no games left to announce it because he knows that he'll get abuse every single game if he does it now.

that's capoeira

Dude seemed boring and bland as hell in his house tour. Allison when?

UNLACKEE