OFFICIAL 2018 ASG GAME THREAD #4

>it's actually competitive
>first OT edition?

TNT

LeBron vs Stephen
Late 4th Quarter
141 - 142

LeAll-StarMVP

1st for shitposting

First for team LeBron

if i get a single (You) i'll finish my KAT gay fanfic erotica that i started last thread

Embiid is what this all-star game needed.

A REAL trash talking player who gets under people's skin. Just look at how LeBron is shook.

Is that my nigga Chadwick in the back?

Fucked up that Steph's team hasn't even played their best bench player

Lebron rigged win book it

not even watching the game, just waiting to shitpost about whichever team loses

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first for the GOAT

Ballmer a fucking nerd

Based

saving him for OT

so dumb to bitch about lack of defense and physicality in the all-star game. why would these players put themselves at risk of getting hurt MID SEASON and ruining their team's chance of winning in the playoffs. if you want a good physical game, have a rookie game instead of an all-star. these guys dont wanna get hurt over a game that has literally no effect on their nba career

I remember as a kid these games being more competitive. Am I misremembering that?

Who's gonna win MVP? Lebron? Embiid?

15th for Pall Jorge

>down 1
>12 seconds left

>run a play for LeBron

>passes the game winner instead of taking the foul to the rim and shooting FTs
>lose game

Thanks LeBron

same here m8

yes

This will happen

Screen cap it

they do have a rookie game, and it was way less physical than this. The end of it was a straight-up dunk contest

Also, the reason it's better if there's defense and physicality is because it means that the game is watchable instead of trash

aight give me a few minutes to finish it after the game

Nth for Rustle Wesbruk

nuke yet?

Is this for some charity or some shit?

LeGod

yes

Sup Skip

LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Yes

Team LeBron gotta win for the kids!

Gotta win one for da land

yeah theyre sending some soyboys to college or something

Rising Stars Challenge isn't a purely rookie game.

Kids from them projects?

Im waiting senpai

now this is refball

>Embiid turning over the ball

Of fucking course, he's been butterfingers in the clutch all season.

get fucked reggie

SOMEBODY BOUT TO GET T'D UP IN THE ALL STAR GAME

Good AllStar game??

This game is fixed for team curry.

Cleveland! This is for you!

>Refball in the all-star game

LOL that fucking refball
ahahahahahahahahahaha

THE FIX IS IN.

REFBALL LMAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LESHIT BTFO

lmfao

REFBALL

wtf has jimmy butler even played. the first time ive seen him on screen

>airball

Yes, more money for dem programs!

LeNobelPeacePrize

refball in the asg

heh thanks silverball

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL

ladies and gentleman, your all star game mvp

RIGGED AS FUCK

lmao rigging for stephs super church

this game is just fantastic

Sitting out
Thanks, Thibs

IS KYRIE IRVING WEARING POWERBALANCE?

Ladies and gentlemen, your Team Stephen MVP

Beat me to it. Thank you user.

>refball in an all star game
What the fuck is going on

3rd time I've been var fucked this wkend

The phone calls that saved Team Curry

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Last year it was a "dunk contest"this year its a "3pt contest" just stfu enjoy the game, you will never see these guys play together besides a few so get over it

DOOR

STOPPER

PEE

PEE

MAN

LMAO REFBALL FOR STAPH CURRY AGAIN

NICE LEAGUE YOU GOT THERE
FAGGOTS

He sick.

The call can't be made conclusively due to the leg obstruction

looks like Durant toed the ball

No, he said he was "sick"

But I guarantee it's because Thibs has destroyed his knees so he needs a break after 40mpg

Does Kylie Irving believe the earth is flat?

fuck we can't escape it. Ridiculous.

Close that door senpai lol

>refball in exhibition game
>the absolute state

then don't have it mid-season if you want it to be physical. have it after the finals during the off-season instead of mid-season when these players care about finishing off the regular season and playoffs.

Obviously missed durant completely

it doesnt look like that from any angle

>"all" "star" "refs"

Yes

YOUR TEAM STEPHEN 2018 ALL STAR MVP

Why do the refs hate inner city children?


We need to get LeBron to win for da children!

as someone who watched Noah die on the court in dozens of games that held --zero-- purpose, this is almost certainly true

was that back court from westbrook?

paul george is useless

Damn this game is getting fucking physical

embiiiiiiid

NIGGAS DYING OUT HERE

only the endline shot with the leg obstruction has a chance of overturning the call on the floor. You can't say for sure whether Durant toed the ball or not.

That's all I'm saying

wow finally it feels like an actual nba game

EVERYBODY FROM THE 313

BETTER NOT KILL DEROZAN

Why does LeBron hate god?

Embiid'ed

there was a clear shot from under the basket that showed between their legs

DeRozan for the game winning freethrows....bang!

THIS IS FUN

no, close tho

ORPHANS BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH

EMBIID MVP

FUCKING REFS HATE INNER CITY CHILDREN JUST LIKE STEPHEN.

TIMEOUT

hey guys, umm, this shit is real, huh
just figure it out, i guess

holy shit these dudes are actually goin after it

career ending injuries incoming

did embiid swipe george across the head on that "block"

damn I was laughing at the thought of someone getting injured in this game but when derozan fell my heart sank that wasnt even a bad fall

no ot tonight

because god sucks at basketball

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>Silver literally made the call to steal money from inner city children

Disgusting league desu

he's playing okay defense

Probably been the best spot up shooter in the NBA this season but can't shoot in repetition, off the dribble, of be clutch to save his life.

That Nike quality

epic meme at just the right time

Harden for ASG LVP

Harden lol

LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD

LEGOD BTFO LE SKY WIZARD MAN

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

Gotta foul

>The City of Dan Tony

WESTBOOBIES

>harden in charge of shooting
Lmao

>defrozan chokes even in the all star game

LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD LEGOD

WESTGOD!!!!

LEBRON!!!!!

KYRIE!!!!!

CLUTCHEST TRIO IN THE LEAGUE

>DEROZAN

LeBron going to OKC?

>dechoken

>obligatory Kevin Hart

>harden in charge of clutch

OT HYPE

DEFROZEN BLOWING OUT TEAM STEPHEN!!!!

I legit can’t believe we have a game like this going down the wire for an all star game

LeGoat wins again lol

LMAO half of lebrons team got injured too. curry is so fucking shitty as a captain

Why isn't Curry playing? Come on man. It's your team. Be out there in the last two minutes.

>embiid locking down team lebron
>take him out
the city of d'antoni

lol diddy with the team in the timeout

Derozan is so shit, fuck Canada

Legod and Westgod doing it for the kids out there. Door stopper peepee man exposed.

>leafs
>har_en
>mulattos

>CURRY
>CURRY
>CURRY
>CURRY

LGTSS

>CURRY

he's out there, you dope

lol what a terrible final play

STEPH BTFO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

CHURCH BTFO

Wow that was so fucking clutch D

Gg
Team Bron took it bigly

>THE CITY OF CURRY

>lebron wins again
fuck sakes

ORPHANS SAVED

Wow curry got tripled teamed and could not even find someone to pass to

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Lmfao curry is LITERAL trash

>CURRY
>CURRY
>CURRY
>CURRY
>CURRY

NO MEMEBALL TONIGHT

first for orphans

>PRINGLES
>DESIGNING A GOOD PLAY

PICK ONE

yeah he definitely fucked up not having Lebron on his team

they were doing offense/defense subs lol

AHAHAHAHHA LITERAL SMALL BALLERS

>taking this game seriously
Fuck leflop desu senpai

>Not even getting the shot off

>THE CITY OF STEPH

>THE CITY OF STEPH

>THE CITY OF STEPH

RATE THIS ALL STAR GAME FROM 1-10

>westbrook and kyrie playing clutch defense on Harden and DeFrozen

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S

>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S

>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S

>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S

>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S
>MEME 3'S MAN
>CAN'T SHOOT NORMAL 3'S

LeBron needs KD, Kyrie and Westbrook to win by 3 points.

Legod plays better in the All Star game than he does in the regular season desu

How the fuck is DeFrozen an all star? He's fucking horrible under pressure.

>CURRY >CURRY >CURRY

will god ever recover????

7.7

Curry got put in a straight jacket.

Durant fucking Steph, his own teammate, on the final play. Bet he doesn't get passed the ball for the next few weeks.

based legod and coach casey teaming up to expose the horrible coaching capabilities of the cockshits staff
team manlet btfo

that defense lmaooooo my god

12. a million. a billion.

Is this the downfall of Steph Curry?
>garbage for the last month
>useless even in an exhibition match

that was the greatest 4th quarter of all time

>cuckry

Jesus is not real

Lowry, the only sane person in the shot

TO

All stephen had was 3 of 4 warriors

>James Harden asking for the ball late game
>Chucks up a random 3
>Bricks

>curry 3/11 in a no-defense game
when will everyone accept that he's washed up

Curry choked so hard

DeMarve- pFffffffffffffffffffffTHAHAHAHAHA

>not thinking lebron is the best to ever play

just kill yourself my man

>LEGOD, KYRIE, AND WESTGOD

CLUTCH BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>CURRCHOKE GETTING LOCKED DOWN BY LEBGOD AND KDPOTY

>Harden bricks a 3
>blame DeRozan

>Curry gets trapped and passes the ball in the fucking corner
>blame DeRozan

end yourself brainlet

>memechucking shut down by actual defense

kristin ledlow looking straight outta hogwarts

>Steph Cucky

>hmm they're guarding me 3-1 in this corner, who should I pass it to?
>how about this other guy even further in the corner?
Greatest PG of the generation.

>bricks down the stretch
>throws the ball away with 35 seconds left

whatever you say

Please go to OKC LeBron. LeBron and Westbrook duo would be epic.

*inhales*

Have you been watching? 29/10/8 is basically his average over the last few weeks

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kino ending

>bron
>pg
>Westbrook
>adams

says some 23 yr old faggot on Cred Forums

yikes

Imagine being double teamed by LeBron and KD

anybody got the stats on Harden? feels like he didn't do shit

Now THIS is some recency bias.

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i like how everyones happy steph lost except for draymond green kek

>team curry
0-1

Trust that feeling

This will be my next gay erotica fanfic

That was the best ASG ending I've seen

Team LeBron is probably the greatest team ever assembled right

reminder that 3 of those misses from 3 were on one possession, where steph also missed 3 of his own

This. Happy for Coach Casey 2bh. Was a close game so I don't even mind DeRozan and Lowry lost.

Looks like Alexa Bliss.

can't happen, or melo would have to cut himself

>Harden
>Leafs
>Curry

james harden 2-13 from 3. what is wrong with this choking faggot? does he forget to play in games where people expect him to do well?

playoffs vs spurs, now this.

ppl were questioning if he threw the spurs series with how he wasn't even just playing bad but he looked like a fucking zombie with zero effort

All Green did that whole game was run as fast as he could from a Lebron dunk

You're trying to make a point, I'm just not sure what it is

KYRIE, WESTBROOK, KD, AND LEBRON ON THE SAME TEAM

MAKE IT HAPPEN ADAM SILVER

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

They might beat gsw but they will never win a championship

If you put in Simmons for Dragic

>actually letting defrozen ANYWHERE near clutch time
>actually letting him trying to get him the clutch shot
You brought this yourself scurry

Ernie is such a soy.

Reminds me of the D LeBron played against Rose in the Heat Bulls series where he shut him down to 4% shooting while guarding him. He can D up small guys better than anybody when he wants to not even letting them shoot most of the time.

Curry should have chucked it right at the beginning when he wanted to but that's hindsight.

taking out embiid cost em the game. he just slapped the fuck outta PG. next play hes out they get an easy post bucket

fucking retard dantoni

>Bron wins ASG and is ASG MVP
>DeRozan choked 2nd last possession (biggest threat in the East confirmed chokers)
>Curry choked last possession (Dubs confirmed shook)

Bron's winning another for da land lads, WATTBA

Yes

Westbrook
Kyrie
PG13
KD
LeBron

Lock down clutch Gods.

You can't stop this team from raping you on all levels.

It's the all star game you absolute faggot

BTFO

seething

LeBron gonna win 1 more Olympic gold in Tokyo 2020. That defensive trio with Durant and PG13 is nasty.

Why did they have DeFrozan on the court down the stretch instead of Klay who was on fire in the 1st half?

ok so no pressure then, he should be BALLIN

But for real the GSW would have smoked Team Lebron.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damage Control

Curry is not a closer

nba wont let players go to tokyo

>faggot ass soyboy Warriors fan mad his faggot hero got BTFO by the GOAT

Y I K E S

LETS GO TEAM LEBRON. WE WON

>punishing the charity whose team lost instead of splitting the money evenly
the fuck?

I guess Lonzo and Gelo and Melo are winning it all for Murrica then

is that actually happening?

Adam Silver looks like a leukemia survivor

LeBron is sad because he can't play with the super team until next year

Who gets KD, tho?

Who said?

Why wouldn't they? Nuclear holocaust?

They both do, he has no loyalty anyways he can just decide during each possession.

You can be totally sure that she is a secret coalburning whore who wants nothing more to be pounded by Lebron.

>all this shitposting about a meaningless all-star game

curry is still winning the chip at the end of the year you dinguses

That was the teams fuel to win

>over 200 countries
>there's only like 190 countries

damn, u think she got blacked

Good lord Steph looks depressed. He's a choker when it comes to charities lel

Already better than the Dream Team

ARRRRRNOLD

All 3 will be naturalized for Lithuania. Like Anthony Randolph and Slovenia.

>ywn be a disadvantaged inner city kid and get given a brand new Kia Stinger to bump Humble in at full volume

all-star weekend is finally over, we can get back to actual basketball now. thank god.

t. Pulled out your ass

How is that true? Kyrie did some promo stuff in Japan about a year/year 1/2 ago

Are they the least clutch players in history?

>LITERALLY MAD ABOUT BEING BTFO IN AN ALL STAR MEME GAME
AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
"YIKES"

"YIKES" MY MAN "YIKES" INDEED

THE WHITE TEAM WON

Does lebron know that's shwartzneggar, he was like yea whateva nigga

>implying Curry is going to win the ship

LeBron is going to lead Curry through the cold snow of Cleveland butt ass naked....and then he's going to pull out his BIG WARM BLACK DINGUS and make Stephanie Curry suck on it.

Lil bronny is definitely dicking down that plump white pussy

SHOULDA NAILED THE SHOT CURRY

Kek

So happy Bron and Russ were able to do it for the kids!

Inb4 civil war

Gianis, Embid, DeRozan, Lowry, Apemond.... are all fucking trash

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Is there any Inside the NBA lads?

If so can you hit me up with a stream?

Nope

LeBron was the difference maker

That's the only difference. Unless Derozan had tried for the dunk instead of the pass

yea but its on nba tv channel

Lillard >>>> Curry in the clutch

>ROCKETS ARE GONNA WINNA THE SHIP DUDES HAR_EN IS SO CLUTCH LOL

Is there an episode of Inside The NBA going on? If so could anybody please please link me to a stream

>you will never sink your black dick into her asshole

KILL ME

there isn't
they're just replaying the game

>The guy who blatantly tried and wanted to win All Star MVP like a sad cuck was the difference
Nice analysis

It's on NBA TV

You sound like you've fantasized about this quite a bit

I bet you're a Westbrook fan.

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who is this jizzim prism?

could nba make the team of lebron, kd, westbrook, paul george, irving actually happen

RIP. It's too morbid to fap to her now

F

Take out one of them and it's possible

>team of lebron, kd, kyrie
yes, the rest no

I'm working on the KAT gay erotica, are there any requests?
Its more romantic than sexual, but there will be sex

Who would play the 2 between Russ and Kyrie?

Russ

Harden, Oladipo, Lowry, Beal

KAT as power bottom pls.

that's retarded. they were talking on espn about how the nba was thinking about giving $100k to each player of the winning team so they'd play harder, but that to them is nothing. why doesn't the nba just give that money to the charities?

got you senpai
this is gonna make you cry

I hate you Cred Forums

Can you work some Ben Simmons in there?

That dude a fag for sure

lol the players wouldnt even particpate if they didnt get that kind of money

dont forget to include him playing/streaming pubg to make the story realistic

Kyrie is made to be a AI style SG.

Russ is a better play maker due to his slashing ability collapsing defenses.

I can write a ben simmons one
its a bit too romantic for that, maybe post-coital?

>google images can find me the name oof the piece and name of the artist for the tiny painting on the wall but not the name of this thick slut

RIP

She's a famous pornstar that recently committed suicide.

Hilarious that a team with the "best" player in the world plus Durant only won by 3 points.

Very poor post.

where, site or torrent, can i rewatch full nights of ASW?