/heem/

his coaches are fucking trash

What does it feel like to cum inside Luciana

>Stipe is the only heavyweight with a full skill set
Explains his streak

i was actually looking forward to this fight the most. i feel silly

>Mark Hunt is #6
>Cain is #4 despite being out for 2 years
Lmao absolute garbage division

>Heavyweight fights
just heem me

why are there athletic guys on HW like Reem and Ngannou and fat fucks like these?

Wow this is when ufc was in its prime

Black Bust

Luciana?

could you coach better?

I need this pillow

*mounts your back for 1 min with no movement

Nothing personnel kid

must be heaven lad

Stipe bless

please heem this polish bozo

Human biodiversity?

>mfw one of them is still the champ

Neither of these guys are students of the game.

H TOOOOOOOOWN

Welp

BASED BEAST

Honestly I see Stipe being champ for a long time. These clowns have nothing for him.

This one is done!

APOLOGIZE

>DOUBTING THE BLACK BEAST

BLACK BEASS IN DIS HO

APOLOGIZE

Big guys don't get into martial arts often. I'm one of the 'big guys' at the gym, I weigh 200lbs soaking wet. There are a few powerlifter types over 250, but most guys are under 185.

Lewis vs Niggano soon plz

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN HE DOES THAT HAHAHAHAHA

HE WAS JUST CONSERVING HIS ENERGY

DA BEASS

ROFL WHAT A JOKE

BEASTTT

Where did that come from?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

BLACK BEAST

super early

HEEEEEEEEEM
>POLSKA IN CHARGE OF BEING GOOD AT MMA
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

WHERE RONDA FINE ASS AT?

Wrestlefuckers BTFO

FUCK. I HATE THIS FAGGOT. NOW I HAVE TO SEE HIS ANNOYING BULLSHIT "TRASH TALK"

RIP TYBURA
WHERE FRANCIS TIRED ASS AT?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BASED BEAST

I NEVER DOUBTED HIS POWER

TIME FOR MEMES

It only took you 12 minutes

Tai will KO him with a flying knee

Tai 100% beats Derrick and gets into the top 5
then its just 1 win over any random name and he takes on Stipe and wins

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HW DIVISION HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>goof ITT were actually doubting da beast

fucking miragliotta early stoppage, but i couldnt give more fucks, after all, these bums entertain me and made me laugh

all of his fights are the same thing

I'm sry

Sorry, Clubber Lang!

BLACKEDBEAST

Trash stoppage bring in the jap

dare I say, title shot?

THE BLACK BEAST

THE BLACK BEAST

Very smart play from lewis in the 3rd. He needed to keep his back towards the fence to avoid those easy takedowns because whenever he swangs n bangs he tends to put himself so off balance that he gets taken down easily.

Early stoppage desu. Really hope he calls out Ngannou after the commercials

shame he won,he shouldn't be fighting anymore

BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HOE

STAND
IT
UP

STAND
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UP

STAND
IT
UP

STAND
IT
UP

STAND
IT
UP

STAND
IT
UP

CITY OF HOUSTON

No, the dude was out. He didn't protest.

So few people are even big enough to fight at heavyweight and most of them are trying to box or play football.

PICKS ARE SAVED

Most human beings arent big. So youve got a smaller pool to select from and get a mixed bunch.

HEEM SHLEEEPY

ITS TIME TO DO DA DAMM TING

WE KILLA HAOLE NOW

PIDGEON MASTER RACE ABOUT TO REPORT IN

FAKE WEST COAST COWBOYS ABOUT TO BE BTFO

YANCY KILLAHAOLE MADEIROS ABOUT TO MAKE JOHNNY STONE PROUD

APOLOGIZE

>Fighting the polska faggot that always fights for a decision

t. Desperate australian fanboy

SCHEMIN N MEMEING NIGGA
KING GORILLA DROPPING FAGGOT YUROS

MIRAGLIOTTA DIDN'T GAVE TYBURA A CHANCE TO BEING A WARRIOR

WHERE RONDA ROUSEYS FINE ASS AT

Fucking HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

SHIIIIID, IT IS WHAT IT IS
I GOT THE HEART OF A CHAMPION
FUCK WHAT Y’ALL TALMBOUT

BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOMED THE FUCK UP

H-TINE HOL IT DINE

LIGHT UP YA SWISHAS

>my face when another comfy lewis post-fight interview

>early stoppage
>dude was faceplanted eating punches

BLACKED

I’m sorry, Derick

OP is a faggot edition

BLACK BEAST YOU ALL THOUGHT HE WAS FUCKING TIRED AND BROUGHT THAT LAST COMBO WITH FRIES

It takes him 2 rounds to access his fat stores. That's where his true power lies.

Cred Forums BTFO

hopefully he calls out magumbo

Holy fucking shit, the state of this globalist commercial.

The city of grapplin polack snoozers

i am sorry,but you're absolutely terrible and should quit fighting

Nah, he was done.

Do you even know what a knockdown is, son.

leg grabbing, and shit like that?

If anyone finds my sides please give them back to me holy shit

inb4 lewis talks about ronda because he has to ride her nuts to get anyone to pay attention

Lewis vs nganmeme it needs to happen

Reminder that she gave Bleeblum Skloobs the succ

what you know bout them heem boys

>lellator

You know what I like to call Brendan Schaube?
...
...
...
Bribbon Shob

I knew the Polish lad was going to go out when he tried to double leg Lewis. Dumb move.

derrick lewis wraps only protect his wrists? damn, nothing over knuckles?

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

JIMMY SMITH BTFO

fuuuuuuuuuuuuucckkkkk

SAVIN EVERYBODY

OH SHIT HE MENTIONED THE B WORD

HAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY FUCK HAHAHHA APRIL

>ko

Derrick Lewis should be cut after that

i'm goin deep gurl

>shoutout to my wife
yaaaaaaaaa
>shoutout trae da truth
Booooooooo (fuck that nigga)

Absolutely based

we going deep now bois

I'M GOING DEEP

yea,pretty fucking dumb

>tfw I will never be April

I didn't know blacked did lez videos

420 BLAZE IT NATE
>that quick camera change

“IM GOIN DEEP” then Nate Diaz blatantly lighting up a joint

FS1 is fucked

GOING DEEP

BASED FUCKING NATE SMOKING WEED ON FOX

STAND
IT
UP

>IM GOIN DEEP

>you betta git ready girl, I'm goin deep!

Nate Legend.

Who’s got the screenshot of nate with a joint?

HE'S GOING DEEP

>Nate Diaz

Wew.

Holy shit Lewis is based, he just totally insulted Jimmy Smith right to his face.

DUDE WEED LMAO
god i hate that guy

Nate smoking pot on the fighter cam

BASED DIAZ

>HE'S GOIN' DEEP

>Jimmy pussied out and said "hehe not touching that one lol" instead of "well, you're deep in the HW division now, DERRICK LEWIS!"

DUDE WEED

nate about to get shot mistaken for an illegal

>I'M GOING DEEP

What did he mean by this lads?

DUDE WEED

Nate "I beat Connor" Diaz

How do you know it was drugs?

Nate Diaz is such a brainlet

I love it when whitebois actually think they can compete with the BBC and then get hit by reality

>I'm going deep!

MAD MAN

C O W B O Y T I M E

>april be careful
>im goin in deep

Is Dana seething now that Bellator was mentioned

Every single Derrick Lewis interview is related to his libido

...

>this fight card
>" i'm goin' deep"
>nate pulling out a joint

10/10 card. greatly exceeded my expectations

Nate is a bum. Only reason he's irrelevant is because of Conor and his spic fanbase.

I hate everything the Diaz brothers stand for but I love them because they're entertaining.

He also smashed the guy in the main event.

webm of the 420?

that was clearly a home rolled tobacco cigarette

jimmies rustled so easily though

user "I started watching MMA in 2016" ymous

"how deep you think black beast goes, gotta be like 10- 12 inches, right?"

>Taking L's all night long
How will whyte bois ever recover?

Who's Connor Diaz?

Why didn't he call out Ngannou

>IM GOIN DEEP
>camera pans over to Nate who pulls out a large joint about to light it up

Who’s got the screenshot for fucks sake

Lewis unironically showed a better ground game than Ngannou.

anyone screen cap diaz?

cow boy will get heemd

The average Texan is indistinguishable from an illegal, user.

WEBM MAN PLEASE DROP THOSE BLACK BEAST NATE DIAZ WEBMS ASAP I NEED EM

Can someone tell Cowboy to go back to 155 after this?

Seriously?

>no Ngannou callout
dammit, he said he would.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtu.be/i97OkCXwotE

CTE + THC is a lethal combination

requesting webm of Nate lighting up that joint

...

> XdDxD
this shit is getting more retarded by the day

...

tfw cowboy will be finished

This is the first non-PPV I've watched in a while, I picked a fun one.

that was a disastrous minute for Dana
>Bellator
>I'm going deep
>Nate with a joint

The island kid gets heemed

Fuck him calling out magoomba would have been magic

God damnit I love Cowboy, he is one of my most important boys, but I'm worried he is too far gone at this age. Too many wars, too much wear and tear

>yelling fight back at an unconscious guy

Kek Are all UFC fighters mentally stuck in 8th grade lmao

Is this cowboys last match?

Retirement fight incoming, pay your Hespects heem

F

russian bot detected

read it in his voice, well done

Giganigger would heem him in 1 minute

...

Lewis is the living prove that retard strength matter more than technique the hw division

>I have more bonuses than he has fights
Is this just the line they give to Cowboy now? He said the exact same shit for Till. Waste of a recording

Unironically r/mma/new, first link:
streamable.com/39d0e

second

He doesn't want it with Francis. Francis is like Black Beast except without the slow motion.

>nobody has fought the names Cowboy has!

Jimmy Smith is a fucking hack

I can't get over how savagely Lewis BTFO Jimmy Smith. I'm glad somebody is busting his balls, he doesn't just get to strut into the UFC and act like he owns the place. Glad Lewis made him humble.

literally the best moments of the card

I have a bad feeling Cerrone is getting sleepied.

i tink you mean 'incredibly good'

When was Bellator mentioned?

Makes sense the fake cowboy will retire in texas.

COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

#ufchawaii

lol

so your boy is cowboy?

>people were doubting based Black Beast

IT IS WHAT IT IS

...

TAAAAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

Yancy should work his way back as well

Absolute shit-tier walkout songs

>cringe ass John Denver remix

Medeiros seems pretty hype, I don't like Cowboy's odds

>this shitty bastardized version of a john denver classic
HEEM THIS ISLAND NIGGER, COWBOY

...

i don't even dislike cowboy but it would kind of be funny if he loses again.
i feel the same way about JUSTy hendricks

>this walkout
Yancy is getting heemed 100%

were you not here literally 5 minutes ago?

He'll probably do it on mma hour tomorrow

Also did Yancy and Oliveria have foty for 2017? I know it was was between them and one of the Gathje fights.

Yancy also fought at 155. This will just mean hes done

i dont get it

Donald yes, Olivera no

>Yancy's hairline

wew. what happened there

do americans really take drugs next to children?

>irrelevant
did you mean "relevant"?

Cowboy or Yancy?
I have money on Yancy, should I cash out?

>I'm going deep into April
I thought niggers loved February?

>go back to a weight class where the cut made his body into glass

Great idea, let's watch him get killed on the scale and in the cage.

cowboy is getting gadooshed and flushed

No, Yancy has this

do europeans really ask questions about americans every 5 seconds?

Is recreational legal in Texas? back when youd be in jail for 10 years for 1 joint

>bastardizing john denver
i hope this nigger gets broken down

dude cash out right fucking now

After that walkout song I’d say yes

ez money lad cowboy might as well be named cteboy

Size matters more than technique anywhere. Fact is, these two guys shouldn't be in the same weight class. The size difference is huge. But they can't split heavyweight because nobody big and athletic wants to fight for Dana's chump change.

If you put middleweights in there with guys weighing in 30lbs heavier than him, they'd get shit on by inferior technique all the time.

Till took cowboy's soul.
this should be spicy but yancy can take a hit

Lmao those kids right next to him . What a good role model

This is the most reddit post I've ever seen on heem

That look on the little girls face....

Diaz is a fucking degenerate

Yancy about to do da ting

>

Is Cowboy going to be the next Chuck Liddell when it comes to a decline?

Given the walkout song do it fast.

Nope, was fucking your dad. Did that answer my question you literal fucktard?

Whatd he say

>smoking tobacco
>taking drugs

this is basically like asking if americans drink next to children.

>Both guys singing along to their walkout songs
This makes me smile

KILLA HAOLE
I
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A

H
A
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L
E

FAKE COWBOY FLOWN HERE
YANCY GROWN HERE

They both look ready to go lads, this might be a battle

cowboy about to expose this chinlet

...

Thc actually helps with cte, a lot of football players use it to help with their cte. So that’s a benefit for the Diaz brothers chins, plus since they’re always in a dazed state they likely have an advantage in being able to react while rocked since they are used to it.

>34 years old
>still listening to kid rock

As opposed to getting heemed by 170ers?
His run at LW was incredibly solid, not making the same impression at all at WW

Bald

and you're a pussy

based little spic girl giving Nate the ishygddt look

Fagoot

I really hate this guy senpaitachi.

what's on cowboy's face?

It was beautiful. He put him on blast without shitting on him. Black Beast is a scary guy, but he's likable somehow.

he said "this is the black mans cage and ain't no cracka from belltor goin take it. HTOWN STAND UP!"

>do am
Yes. I just took some antibiotics next to my kid. You mad?

crashing this plane
with no survivors

>not hating your own walkout song
how are you gonna get your anger levels up to just bleed your opponent if you enjoy ur song?

Wrong. Diaz is a piece of shit who should be gassed and this behavior proves it.

both of my parents smoked weed my entire life. im a 27 year old neet living at home now

>Ngannou wins
>Another title shot

He was doing great at WW until he ran into elite competition...which is exactly what happened at LW.

He's just not good enough, weight classes have nothing to do with him being a middling fighter who never evolved.

i dont know if yancy is a southpaw but a lot of his highlights are from that stance

goodnight cowboy

What a fucking classic image

Wish I could grow a mustache like that.

>adults fighting in front of children
>several drunks in the crowd
>lots of curse words being said
>heem is worried about someone smoking a joint

i hope they're laced with fentanyl you piece of shit degenerate

the retirement fight JUST beard

UFC fight night Austin battle of the hairlines

your tears are both pathetic and delicious

Quality 420 science right there

I was about to post this. Agree 100% lol

Nate doesn't touch tobacco

But both of these fighters are the types of guys that high-five their opponent. They get their strength from friendship

T H I S
H
I
S

wtf cowboy is taller than yancy

is this a boy or a girl?

>.which is exactly what happened at LW.
Mate he literally got to the title shot at LW. Sure, RDA starched him but RDA starched a few guys, there's nothing wrong with that.
He's a top 5 LW, can't say the same for WW

little girl is a buzzkill desu, mom and her bro seem to be having a good time,chill

When I used to smoke a fuckload I could do cardio all day. It was weird. Tobacco fucked me but being stoned put me in this mindless state where I just enjoyed the flow of cardio.

Take that away and I'm sitting there hating cardio.

I've tried lifting stoned and it's really shit. Way too lazy and casual.

this image will be posted in every thread for the next few months

Yes

yeah nobody thought of that fight

Yancy looks like what would happen if you sucked all the ill gotten gains out of Lombard.

>YANCY!

Rip in peace Cowboy

WHO IS THAT SCREAMING WHORE AND WHY HAS HER MOUTH NOT BEEN STUFFED WITH DICKS BY THIS POINT

Its reddit

>grows beard to hide glass jaw
It's over

So /heem/, Fit or Thicc?

not by 3 inches lol he is most likley 5 foot 11

was welterweight a mistake?

Is it a boy xor a girl?

>not considering xe might be of a non-binary gender

>herb dean
early stoppage incoming

surely jacksonwink aren't going to get exposed for the 1000th time?

He was top 5 at WW too until his recent skid, stop blaming the weight class for his shit career of always being the bridesmaid.

BASED ALBUQUERQUE

cant hide his glass body though

*embraces you in the center of the octagon*

the right is quite fit actually

>TFW i live in Chile and there is no way Stipe is going to pull my cat down of the tree

heem huggy

Herb Dean finally tucked that shirt in

battle of the buds :(

PVZ in the crowd

For sure, Nate is the bad guy here. Not the people taking a 6 year old guy to watch guys give each other brain damage for a few thousand dollars.

right all day erry day

a nadie le importa maraco culiao

thicc

>but I'll take fit too

Yes

Thicc as long as it's actually thicc and not a whale.

EEEEDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Edddddddddieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

COWBOY GETTING GUTSHOT KO'D IN 120 SECONDS

Kek

Tell that nigger to stop screaming. This ain't Brazil

good pressure and speed from medeiros

>tfw it's a power of friendship episode

These are my favorite

Five rounds, why every main event?

what's wrong?

>grow a beard
>improve chin

Works everytime.

Damn.

Moron, martial arts are for the children

>tfw you and your brother scrap

>Knocks you down
>High fives you
>hugs you
>knocks you down again

Fit, closer to a guy

UGHHH

*drops you then hugs you*

Gay

god sjw are training that is disgusting

Yancy has some of the worst defense

Who is this nubian kween?

They were Ric Flair-ing

sauce

>that dark/pink contrast

Remider the orville is the CHAD tv show

That's a small horse, weird it's lying down like that.

Go get CTE Donald Ce-ro-nay!

Who this is?

>crowd was WOOOOing
>Cowboy now has a weirdly placed scalp cut that looks like a blade job
meme magic, Ric would be proud

>le slippy man

I don't hear much about it, same with Star Trek Discovery

Fucking heeeeremed

APOLOGIZE

>obligatory woman shrieking

HEEM DANCY YANCY

HEEM

COWBOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
YEHAW

>the state of hawaii head movement
HEEEEEEEM

yancy getting too wild

HEEM SLEEPY

nice

STAND
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UP

STAND
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UP

STAND
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UP

STAND
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UP

STAND
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STAND
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UP

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All you niggas telling me Yancy was free money can get fucked

THATS MY FUCKING BOY
HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM

DAYUM COWBOY

I waited until the season ended to check it out cause i hate waiting to watch tv, and its really good, its like light hearted star trek

Herb Dean strikes again.

Early

I'm so fucking happy right now.

I'm starting to think he's back

Wakanda slut are you baby? Jk, I'm Dave

OH BABY COWBOY IS BACK

BAMBI LEGS

This is really weird.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pottery

Lol what is this homo shit!

follow up shot was vicious but should let that go to the bell anyway

medeiros is gonna have slurred speech before he reaches 40

they're both cans

hope you listened to me lad

APOLOGIZE

yeee...

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Rate this card heem

For me light 10

APOLOGISE

KISSED UR GRANDMA ON THE MOUTH BRO

Fun last 30 minutes to this card

>go talk to my grandma, bitch

>he kissed cowboys mom on the lips

>CTE'd so hard you think a random woman is your grandmother

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DOUBTERS
COW BOY BABY

Sick of these early stoppages

Same man

>checks the rankings
Yeah... no

That was a hell of a knockout

>He was top 5 at WW too until his recent skid
Yeah but he just got put up there, he was a sustained top 5 LW, not WW. He has some notable wins at LW

Anyway that fight was kind of underwhelming. Decent heem but Medeiros was out quick. Would've liked to see more rounds. Yancy's chin was gone

UMA

>Yancy goes to hug Cerrone's grandmother
This whole fight has been so wholesome it hurts.

BREAKDOWN BONG WRONG AGAIN HOLY SHIT

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EDUCATE YOU?

HAHAHAHAHA

UKKEKPOSTER BTFO

Grandmom actually

Wasn't early

IS COWBOY BACK?!

>cuckboy beats a dude he's meant to beat
>hurrr he's baaaaaaack!

He's gonna get heemed the second he has to fight non cans again.

SORRY BASED COWBOY

>implying doubt

Ha

based Cowboy, I unironically picked you to win

cowboy should apologize to yancy's grandma

>thats not his mother

early stoppage

CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS

is olivi pregnant?

looking a little thic

THERE HE IS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does Cowboy have the best combo's on the entire roster?

No he got rocked after the first hit. The rest was gravy

I knew Herb Dean was gunna end it early as fuck that stupid fucking retard is such a bad ref.

Not to take away from Cowboy, the difference in experience was obvious. Cowboy is old but not stupid

S E E T H I N G
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

this was a GOAT fight night thread

He did another outstanding combo

I don't feel so bad now

Was just about to post Yancy is finna get heemed and then he did.

I wasn't really rooting for a guy in that fight, would've liked more spice. That was all Cowboy

should of let him ride it out until the bell, could of been a spicy banger

Did Diaz come for Cerrone Diaz 2 callout?

The other angle is more clear

Long as you dont swing back yeah possibly

Lewd

AYY it's my first time being the solo winner

please don't post soy ITT

too much ass

way too early
ive been pissed and knocked his grandma out
cowboys punches werent landing while he was on the ground

See thats the difference between a shot on the jaw, and a hard hit. Hueboy hits hard for a welterweight, but his shots arent exceedingly accurate. When you hit a guy on the jaw like or the temple, he loses control of his limbs without going totally unconscious, and then you are free to finish him off. Thats also what makes Conor such a grate finisher, his accuracy

It was unironically a good stoppage.
Dude was out of it and getting pounded on

Sauce familia

Man you are blind and stupid, Yancy was fucking done and out after that follow up bomb on the ground.

Enjoy watching him get CTE against elite competition, that's of course if he doesn't retire right now.

In real time I didn't think it was early, on the replay I thought perhaps
I think Herb Dean is SHOOK after Bisping/Silva and Cowboy/Masvidal so he stepped in to end the fight quickly before there was controversy

Never 4get when some heemster got Cowgoy to respond seriously to the milkyway copypasta

this was a great card desu

the ear punch is the chad punch

Yancy beats a couple of cans and people think he isn’t trash. Absolute shocking head movement as soon as his chin is gone he’s done in he ufc

>mfw cowboy fucked my picks and I'm 1 off winning again
>mfw not even mad because cowboy is my eternal boy

Holy fuck, who's that smokeshow beside Cowboy's grandma?

cerrone is one of the most fun fighters to watch when he's on and he's also a great dude. too bad he doesnt have much of a chin and is all over the place performance wise

post the pasta?

Great card!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>fall face first onto mat not protecting your head
>take several shots afterwards
>early stoppage

post webms

This was joke, was actually thinking about it the other day kek

Wife

...

man, this seems so long ago

Fucking heem yourself you underage scrub, thats as clear as a heem gets, god get off my fucking general

>ywn nurse a pregnant olivi
I smile to hide the pain

>Not picking your boy every fight
Nu heem is a mistake

did cowboy's grandma kiss yancy in the mouth?

Girlfriend, actually, they're not married for some bizarre reason. They've been together for years Im pretty sure.

It's like watching Tekken 3 at the aracades.

BASED COWBOY!

Shut up

Hueboy actually deleted yancys chin completely and he probably came into this fight still concussed he was getting rocked by anything

I got Usmans brother to reply

Did you not see the fucking replay? He was gadooshed and flushed
Clean

You got a lot of balls newfag

It was a good stoppage you tard.

He seems really insecure and bitchy about a fucking joke story, must be the constant heems and balding.

>be broke
>50 buck in the red cuz I am a stupid whoremonger
>recently decided to go with my gut when betting
>didn't bet that often because I had no money, but ALWAYS got it right
>finally, after I got Mitrione/Nelson right too, I go for this card
>Millender, Sage, Lewis, and Yancy/Cowboy not going the distance
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I was gonna bet on Vick too, but I chickened out. 43 € return on 5 €. Noice.

he's legit stiff as a board

this is accurate. he needs to get her pregnant already.

>yancy is gonna knock cowboy out
>this is cowboys retirement fight, hes done
>yancy is free money

top fucking zozzle you cazzies. thanks for dumping money into the bookies so i could take it out. cerrone by KO at 6.00 remember LMAO

read

Kenny Florian is a killer.

Oliveirashould've beat him. The broken nose lost him the fight.

>for some bizarre reason
There is literally no reason for a man to get legally married in this day and age.

Donald "fuck this head movement shit bruh" Cerrone bless

Vick vs Cowboy when?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/rogan grocery now/

>>be broke
buck in the red cuz I am a stupid whoremonger
>>recently decided to go with my gut when betting
>>didn't bet that often because I had no money, but ALWAYS got it right

gee i wonder why youre broke lad
just go with your gut its always right!

Ayyyyyy
Nice one m80
I had 20 on the Groves/Cerrone dbl myself
>tfw your boys get the job done

Guys guys, why did Yancy Medeiros go and hug TJ Dillashaws wife after the fight?

I picked cowboy the last 3 fights he's had and it's given me ptsd senpai, I thought his chin was GADOOSHED and flushed but clearly not as bad as yancys

Cuz why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free

Hey guys hehe is thrue that you guys posts cp in the world cup event? hehe just

NEW

>Sage
>Lewis

How lucky were you feeling after those fights?

source on his lack of chin? he's fine.

DAMMIT LEWIS

Oliveira is NOT a can.

Pls post Megan Olivi pics. She is so cute.

Cowboy doesn't spent a lot of time on computers, user. He seems like he has a good sense of humor in person, but normies get confused when they go on the internet and aren't sure how to take comments.

I wish Cowboy had retired there. He might not get another opportunity like that to do so.

I agree with you but he's a super traditional southern kinda guy so it seems weird.

Prime Kenny florian would heem james vick

Cause everyone on the farm uses the cow

in australia youre common law married after like 2 years

games rigged yo

Pretty sure he's fighting out his contract like so many others have

He's so close to too many records and will probably fight 3 more times this year

>there are ""people"" ITT who bet real money on Yancy
lmao

He was done before he hit the ground, dumbass.

>got blocked for 10 minutes
for fucking what?

...

Didn't watch Sage. Lewis, lol, what a brainlet, but Tybura has garbage defense, of course Lewis should heem him.

I have literally never been wrong since UFC 220. Actually, I have been right about those too9, but I was too greedy and bet on DC by sub and Stipe by KO.

>there are people in this thread that doubted the black beast

Same here, tobacco makes me a sedentary dumbfuck while weed makes the workout funnier.

Callate conhetumare y anda a celebrar que la derecha vuelve al gobierno

Do you have property division for common law marriages? We don't up here.

Tbf, I wasn't super impressed. Seems pretty hittable.

Bellator

Puta que te demoraste en contestar tonto weon

yeah assets pools get divided

Absurd. If people wanted to do that they'd get married. Fucking feminism. We'll probably be there soon enough, but for now Walsh v. Bona keeps it a-ok to differentiate.

I C O N I C

unironic

why do they make it so hard to smoke weed at big venues in America?

>why is it illegal to break the law in public?