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>shuster
betting on swedenistan
literally free money
...
Good luck Ameribros. CAN-USA games are always the best
Fuck Shu. Go Koe!
>mens
U NIGGAS GAY?
>those slouching shoulders
What did they mean by this?
We're going to need it
time for some shustering
After the womens shameful display, can the men recover and keep the streak alive?
Will Shuster shust?
Should I watch any other game besides USA-CAN and Swedes and the Swiss?
Questions questions.
Wait... is Matt Hamilton... I mean, he does have a moustache...
>be on Cred Forums
>don't watch the highest level of sporting competition
is that way faggot
Nice reply, Swedenbro
wew
A game as old as time. Throw this, hit that.
HAHA
sounds like my ex-wife
>""""athletes""""
Why does one of those guys look like Billy?
Lol
>cognitive behavioral therapy top
This whole team couldn't look any more Canadian
I don't even know what that means but they do
Damn nice shot Shuster
Shuster looking good lads, you can see confidence in his eyes
oh fuck, right on the button
he knows whats at stake
How much succ do the curlers get at the Olympic village compared to the other athletes?
lmao "whoa" is actually a terminology in curling
"Goosh"-Ue slays I'm sure
>singing happy birthday
wew lads
Am I crazy or is Canada obviously 2nd closest?
I'm sure the get first dibs at everything
BRAVO SHUSTER
What percentage of curling athletes got started in curling as something to occupy them right after a divorce?
they play almost everyday, so i doubt they have time for the big parties
around 20%
WEIRD MEASURING THING
that's a 2 tho
seems low
>my fellow burger displaying any hope for the Shuster
>ISHYDDT.exe
nope
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I used to be anti-Shuster but I'm pro-Shuster now
Shit sport, doesn't even have a goal keeper
what do you expect from
>2018 curl viewer tryhards
mens free skate viewing transplants have to go back
I got your goal keeper right here.
*grabs crotch*
WHOA WHOA YUP WHOA YUP
It is from Plainsman terminology regarding their horses, as in Woah, slow down,
Why don't they just throw the stone?
these Russian streams have been so lame with no sound
Fucking whiff
>letting it just blow by the guard like that
curling is redneck as fuck. farmers in cold places play curling instead of the mudding that farmers in the south do.
>shuster
...
do a kickflip
already choking
nice shot by gbr. soft touch.
...
SHUSTER
These threads always make me want to start curling again, haven't done it since we did it for high school gym class.
its so much more fun when u can knock down a pint or two with it
good setup
Wow you guys actually played curling in gym class in Canada? That's fucking pathetic. Here in the States for gym class we did real shit like get called a faggot repeatedly.
Why don't they get earpieces like the rest of the civilized world instead of yelling like goddam animals
it takes away from the experience
Kek.
>the caliphate of sweden
sweden having to play from behind. wtf is going on?
what are they planning
RIP usa chokes again.
>2018
>playing ice billiards instead of riding the rock off the ski jump
Matt sounds like a huge chain smoker
What are those cheeky Swiss doing, that's an easy block to clear
Why not just "slip" on the ice and knock everything out of place? The judges will have no choice but to allow a do over.
Damn, that's a good idea, Shuster. You should do it.
they just do the best they can to put the stones back in place
>watching men curl
how boring, you need cuties to make it interesting
>falling onto 8 stones that weigh 40 pounds each with a metal handle
good idea
??
the mens game is far more interesting than the womens game. they cant make the shots that the men can.
Fucking this, that Korean team was easy on the eyes
crap
welp usa is fucked lol. what a shot.
No I don't think you understand. It's a controlled fall. The fall is completely safe as long as you're not a dumbass.
Swedens gonna need one hell of a curve
S H U S T E R
H
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so no shoost falling then?
>cute Leaf
No he's in total control. What don't you understand?
>implying shuster isn't cute and interesting
Sweden absolutely BTFO
>SWEDEN
End it
that canadian guys half haircut makes me angry
that usually doesn't work out too well
Can they not just rip one down the centre and clear all that shit out of the house?
Fucking kek, sundgrens face
It's better to not go undefeated in the group stage any way since they would be too overconfident
BASED SHUSTER
holy FUCK, Shuster
SHUSTER IS FUCKING ELITE
Damn it
YES
shuster with the clutch? i thought he botched that. i didnt even see that shot.
SHUSTER IS GOD
what a shot
We got a game lads
is he, dare I say it, back?
ELITE
L
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PUNISHED SHUSTER
Redempion for Shuster?
>Canadians in charge of knowing basic Curling
what a steal
APOLOGIZE
40lbs stones have a lot of inertia. this isnt billiards, they dont roll away.
I did but my god, it was a gamble. His gambles rarely pay off though.
because the womens play is worse, it's actually more accessible to watch. the tactics are simple. mens is too much 4d chess and the commentator doesnt explain any strategy.
YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK
Shuster is approaching Flacco levels of elite.
So explain to me
Why are they stacking the rocks down th center when you can just curve it around
man,i know swiss are good, but i did not expect sweden down 4
Canada not being red is really throwing me off here. They should have rocks of all colors
noob here, but if you're forced to curl around a guard, you cant put as much power which limits your options.
These are seriously the most Canadian Americans I've ever seen.
>4-0 on Sweden
So Koe didn't choke agains tthe Swiss r-right?
It's good to see Shuster having fun. I'll probably be rooting for North America broship barring a USA miracle on ice to get to the medals but Shustie needs this.
sweden choking hard lads
I get that, but th left lane is WIDE open
putting your rock touching another means its 'frozen' which means that if it gets hit hard enough for a takeout, itll hit the rock behind it, transferring all its momentum to it, and knocking it out instead. rocks in a tight pack touching each other are hard to remove anything near the center from.
minnesota is an extension of alberta?
What kind of beer do you think Shuster drinks?
thats wisconsin and minnesota for you
well they are from minnesota
What's the official beer of pussy crushers? Bud Light Lime?
idk but is obviously light
you mean Ontario
Damn shame you can only send one team per country, Canada could have like 10 teams at this olympics
guards can be promoted by hitting them back into the house, even using them for a runback takeout. its about options, and with the first 4 stones thrown, you cant remove them, so guards are a safe play to make that gives you more options later in the end.
FUCKING CHOKERS
>leafs
Wtf is this choking. I can't even watch this shit
>there will never be another Kevin Martin again
you mean Somalia
>only sweeping one of the stones out of the way
why not both?
Has curling integrated yet?
touche
This Canada team sucks, I'm done watching this
>A pint or two
You're not curling unless you're in a tiny farming town at the local bonspiel, blacked out of your fucking mind.
Look at all that space open on the left
Curling anime when?
>Koe
>sucks
wat
>Curling
Yes!
>Men's
No!
not yet
Wow you guys actually played sports in gym class. Here we just disassemble and reassemble AK-47
If you ain't first, your last. And they're losing right now
Shuster shaved and turned into elite
there might have been a chance if Japan team can medal, but they look like they are breaking under pressure. we'll see at the end of playoffs if we get one or not.
Fuck by's just sweep behind it to slow it down
>slow mo mens asses for long stretches at a time
>zoom ins on stoic male faces giving full concentration
>primal homoerotic grunts and estrogen infused high pitch howls
>soyboy bodies, none even truly olympic fit
yeah
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
wake me up when womens play
I'm sure one exists
truth
Do you think the Koreans cheering is distracting for other teams? Must be hard to concentrate/strategize/talk with your team when people are constantly applauding.
This is what an Olympian looks like.
Look closely.
Sweden doesn't even have to do anything now, right?
THE SHOOST IS LOOSE
Vuvuzelas when?
you have to settle for curling eroge
Konayuki Fururi
oh crap
>Shuster got kicked off the team multiple times until he dropped 30 pounds and started winning
He still looks fat.
>CBC casters talking about how Shuster has been told he just isn't good enough his whole career
Nordic comeback starts NOW
PUNISHED SHUSTER ON HIS WAY TO REDEMPTION
see for elite olympic athlete posture
Most people that lose a fair amount of weight still have a moderate "fat" look to them like they're possessed by a fat ghost or something.
Tron funkin blow
>fat ghost
I miss the drama of womens when you dont know if they'll choke a simple draw for 1 point
probably. the other teams complained during vancouver 2010 because the crowd was so loud in the venue cheering. also, the traditional cowbells that canadians use at curling events.
HARD HAR HAR HAR har
I'm legitimately surprised there's never been a Will Ferrell/John C Reilly curling movie.
GBR 2-2 DEN 5th end
SKR 4-3 ITA 5th end
SWI 4-2 SWE 5th end
Where can I buy a curling stone?
I want one to put in my front yard
>when you have to switch to the national broadcast to hear what that Russian woman "had to say" about the Meldonium bust
fuck
They've done the same set and knockout 3 times now
Men with Brooms is the only curling comedy you need.
theres plenty of canadian curling shops. can prob get them online. google that shit. unless u are in the midwest, there's prob no local curling equipment.
what did they say?
that they know him and that he wouldnt do it on purpose. they tried to get it out of their minds with their games to play, but they are still thinking about it, and that its fucking up their play.
I guess you can try ebay
that was sexy
USA USA USA
go away USA. go make shots against other teams.
"We heard about it yesterday, but we will find out later today. We know he's a good guy and he wouldn't do it on purpose. We tried not to focus on it today but it didn't work."
She's referring to the 11-2 loss earlier today.
Commentator also added that curling is a small community so everyone knows each other so of course it'll affect the curling teams a lot today.
no. we always show up in rivalry games. its the american way
hope you have 500bucks to blow on a fucking 45lb piece of rock. have fun with shipping costs too.
forgot pic
Why not just hit it out of the house from the left
Switz is beating sweden??
>Men's game
>Carrying rocks all the way to button
well shit. I still don't get how is not on purpose. I think they have a list of shit that you are not suppose to take. An if is medicine, you have to have some kind of notice
fucking lucky swisshits
what a terrible decision
fuck off tripfag
CREAMING them
This is the Olympic stone, all Olympic curling stones are mined from the same quarry and made by the same company
>Koe chugging an entire bottle of water
only 1 that last end, gotta be careful not to let sweden claw back into this
>tfw I learned there is a curling stone racket going on and nobody seems to care
Is Shuster a meme?
he a master choker
he is the Joe Flacco of curling
most definitely
5-2, they're definitely elite
I'm just going to say that so it doesn't look bad for Canada giving up 4 in the 1st to the Swiss
russia had been using it a ton before it got put on the banned substance list, and thats what a ton of russians got busted for using as well. could be he ended up using an old supplement that had it in it, but thats still his mistake. he's going to have to eat the ban if test b comes positive.
SHUSTED
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO
Why did Canada send such a shit teams? We're supposed to be the undisputed GOATs at curling
shuster, stop it. go bully asians.
HE DID IT
BOOM
your vpn is working
Impossible. There was that one time Flacco didn't choke.
I remember when Shuster was the laughing stock of Cred Forums in the 2010 Olympics. Is he good now or is he just waiting to choke?
its more like there's one place where they found the most dense and uniform granite, so everyone uses that for competitions.
>be an alt
>never plays
>gets Gold
How much money do you think it'll cost to pay for a spot to get a free gold?
Say you're a millionaire and want to have a gold medal, you can pay each of them $20k each right?
E L I T E
when he won the superbowl? does that mean shuster is getting gold this year?
>hamilton sitting down
Have you not been watching? But he's been good this match
Snack time for the boys.
DIBS BEDORA :DD
I have only seen portions of the US Men's curling. So no not really. Just tuned in to this.
Man we sent subpar teams this time... :(
We send our best athletes.
i love marc kennedy but that haircut is a mess.
>Matt on the cuck chair in the back
>coach talking
>yeah yeah okay whatever okay we know we know
Team infighting hype
Does soy enhance sweeping?
Here I am you stupid brit fucks! What, you think I am gonna hide from a british rent boy like you!?
So you won a gold medal big deal? You think's that's enough to top Sweden's medal tally! Hell it isn't. We fucking did 8-5 on your ass at curling, mate, Barca style, bro. And your point is gonna be a point sympathy of crying Eve
You don't quit, man. You don't shiv. Oh, what, you just got fired from your job!? Keep nagging your boss to give it fucking back, then telk him to fuck off once you get accepted again. You find out our girl is betraying you with some seven big black guys!? Beat the fuck out of them, fuck that bitch one last time and tell her to fuck off. Britain wins a gold, you are stopping to bully them!? Never on my watch
Sorry what's that? Denmark is leading!? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Scottish soyboys btfo and gb is gonna lose 100% guaranteed and CONFIRMED
Maaaan wtf
>GBR got a gold
what happened
based mountain jews are going to defeat Edin
...
Lizzy fucking yarnold with her special suit happened.
what the hell happened? why did USA decide to play solid against us?
Can I get a quick rundown on what's happening right now? I can't watch right now
team usa is beating the leafs
You're getting SHUST'D
#metoo
Using rakes instead of brooms today, lads.
>dat canada voice crack
Pressure getting to them
there is an italian who keeps making weird noise as if hes going through constipation
w00t
My buddy played as one of the curler's kids when he was 13 (also was the kid in a french toast crunch commercial)
wild shot coming up.......... and a misss
Nice fucking shot wow
Is Shuster back, lads?
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
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>SHUSTER STEAL
Ayy lmao
>Leafs
SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ NO
Is Canada SHOOK?
>men's curling
lol
what are we watching lads?
>Koe
I'm fucking pissed.
Commentary kept saying how easy 2, MIGHT be 3.
Koe falling apart
USA
USA
USA
still too early to judge
america vs leafs
>leaf curling
lmao
KUNGEN
Sweden YES
REEE GO FUCK YOURSELF EDIN
Paul Gross is my doctor's cousin lol
Punished Shuster
A man shunned by his country
sweden is so fucked right now
If Shuster gets a medal this year will he get to be on a wheaties box?
Why? Just knock the yellows from the center from the left and it'll clear them
>pork rinds, not wheaties
just tuned in
on a scale from 1 to shuster
how is the US doing
down 2 without hammer in 7th end. they are so fucked. swiss can just throw takeouts all 3 ends and sweden cant score enough to catch up
The leafs are getting raked.
USA USA USA USA
What the fuck merica
3
The whole team will be the new pinups on Old Milwaukee cans
Shuster is in Punished Shuster mode.
Koe is in Canadian Coward mode.
GBR 4-4 DEN end 7
SKR 5-4 ITA end 7
SWI 5-3 SWE end 7
Sorry, what's a hammer? First day watching an entire match
>81%
LETS GO BOYS
wew
Who is the top? Who is the bottom? Shuster and Hamilton...
lads, lads he got his smile back
This isn't that bald faggot I want on my Team Canada.
Shuster is so happy, lads. It's beautiful.
>end 7th
>know ice
>know game
>fuck up
> have hammer
best can do is draw for one, give hammer and point lead to chokster
things are going well.
denmark gave gbr an opening now
Final hit of the round/end. It's advantageous because your opponent can't respond to it. Getting at least 1 point when you have the hammer is expected. Getting points when you don't have the hammer is "stealing."
Whoever lost the prior end gets the hammer for the next one.
So Sweden has to block th left, right?
Their rock will get knocked out no matter what
That shot tho
if you throw last, that means you have the hammer
if you score, the other team gets the hammer
you can't crush someone's dreams if they aren't happy
This is it lad. Shuster HAS to choke.
Sweden absolutely rekt lol
lol that nearly naked canadian guy with a beer in hand
>SWEDEN
holly shit, the choke
Sweden no
sweden rubs on guard. wow. this is so over.
damn, didn't see him
feels bad man. King is on sideline, makes it feel worse.
CONCEDED
lol handshakes for sweden. what was that, 5?
Bad day for Swedish curling.
Why are all the leafs on their team either bald or balding? Syrup?
Swedes BTFO
Yep
Will Satsuki beat the swedish dykes in 4 hours?
I hope somebody screencapped that lol
brother, no one can see that clearly.
rocks closest to the T line in the middle of the rings where the Olympic rings logo is is what count points.
We're literally in the semis both men qnd women
who cares about this? its a good wake up call
SCHWARZED
Her body is ready.
probably not
I can tell this Scottish NBC commentator is good friends with team Shuster. Top lad.
they keep missing the double lol
A moot point now, but I'm trying to understand strategy
holy fuck lol
BELIEVE IN LEAF
BELEAF
Once a Shuster, always a Shuster.
True and the King will turn into his final form and give us meme power.
calling a 2 pt steal here
Moot!
oh come on
#beleaf
>CG shows up
>sweden loses both games
absolute sportskino
shuster, if u are gonna choke, it has to be now.
>A moot point now, but I'm trying to understand strategy
good luck, strategy takes years to learn. :)
fuck me, too hard, nice steal.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No. Don't make this a thing. Please?
SHUST
SHUSTED!
Was hoping for 2 tho.
TIGHT game.
HOLY SHIT! WE'RE STILL IN IT BOYS!
NEVER trust a Shuster.
>oversweeping Shusters perfect throw
wow its literally the team not him
>BELIEVE IN LEAF
>BELEAF
I'm a beleafer.
Why does team USA wear baseball hats?
CHOKSTER
FUGG so close
worried
i think italy is fucked. i dont see how they make up the point gap if they take 1 here
thanks pasta
Because it's American
It's easier to cover their faces and leave the arena unnoticed after especially embarrassing defeats.
We've already lost, haven't we? Shuster is shook.
I beleaf we can win
I beleaf we can win a gold medal
He was just smiling
GBR 5-5 DEN end 9
SKR 7-5 ITA end 9
SWI 10-3 SWE end 9
USA working hard to blank this
Nice
tie game so anything goes
canada loses lads
shuster will NOT choke
advantage US if they can get more than 1 or blank here
new rule: if the game is tied in the 8th end, cross-checking the thrower with your broom is legal
usa 8
can 6
go Canada
Hit the deep yellow from the left, no?
at this point, any miss by either team dictates on if its a play for 2 or a blank, and who wins the match
apparently not
>wearing shorts
okay
#highstakes
#notacoward
What the fucking happened with our curling teams
#beleaf
JuJu Smith got this shit on lock.
>>wearing shorts
the gooks would freak out if he wasn't
a leaf in his natural environment
>a leaf in his natural environment
surrounded by asians?
They'll try to clear the 2 yellows at once on the hammer, right?
Surrounded by Eskimos
Kowardly Kanadian Koe
what the fuck was that
Oh dear
fuck
easy double, maybe 3
can he make it 3
wtf man Koe is so bad
USA USA USA USA USA USA
Hell yes Shuster
SHUST IS BACK BABY
COME ON JOHNNY BOI
SHU-S-A
>SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
>SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
>SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
>SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHUSTER!!!!!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
excellent he tricked america into giving up the hammer in the 10th end with only a 2 point deficit
all according to keikaku
damn these dudes sweatin'
surprised they don't have protein shakes next to them
>no time out
>3 mins
we done
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
go for it
THANK YOU BASED SHUSTER
god fucking dammit
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
GBR 5-6 DEN (H) 5th end
SKR (H) 7-6 ITA 10th end
SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!
ooooh it's starting to happen
>Come back from commercial
>4 stones already thrown
Reeeee
>fat hamilton
swish
>JUST
Fucking Hamilton
>
It begins
Hamilton is a fucking bum!
damn
early stuff isn't as interest dw
...
this non-commentary on eurosport feed is amazing
you can hear everything the players are talking and swearing
What does the life of a curling coach consist of?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEELEAF
Lots of gay sex
Not falling asleep
Is Canada actually losing to
>Shuster
>uh, you want to put it there?
>ya okay I agree
>just make the strength right
>curl it just right
>don't fuck it up
fucking the other team's coach
Fuuuug good shot
SHEEEEEET
Just kill me now
Canada can't score two
THIS IS IT BOYS
choke more US fuck
growing magical mushrooms
THEY FUCKING DID IT LADS
SHUSTER REDEMPTION
LETS GO
Kennedy fucked up
>aye coowch wot yew thenk?
>cor trew dat on she on brogger
>aye
they can 2 this
Kennedy looks like the CHAD character
been so good all tourney, but he lost this end
Man Koe fucking sucks
I just had a nuclear waster dumping in my toilets.
What did I miss alds
Put it away shuster
ez 2 for ca
Shuster with the hammer in extras
TIME FOR OVERTIME
on the back of a BIG miss by USA
an almost redemption arc
This could have been over by now dammit
Is this miss on shuster?
need to steal
BIG steal
>giving Punished Shuster the hammer
Prepare for the rake.
You mean we could've easily made 3?
at least they have the hammer
No. Shuster has been great
usa has prob 65% odds to win with hammer in extra. this is very much going to come down to last stones, and thats not great with how their shooting tonight
>mustache
>ballcap
>beergut
nice "athlete" lmao
no the mustache guy
Yeah, they're not gonna shoot better under pressure.
Shuster is in clutch mode. This isn't getting stolen.
Wtf? Why'd they reset
>US A
Foul. USA touched a stone
Having a horde of gooks screaming while you're trying to curl must be the worst.
because you're not allowed to take out a guard
not gonna lie this mustache is very offputting he looks like a perv
>I can't hear you
based crowd
pressure them
schuster is looking very shook right now
not allowed to remove stones from the first 4 shots, so that you cant just keep throwing takeouts on stones from shot 1. otherwise, you can blank super easily over and over
tell me about it, that's why i stopped hairdressing
Shuster is as cool as a cucumber. Hamilton is shook.
nice call shushus
>because you're not allowed to take out a guard
for the first four stones.
remember spainbro is a supernewb to this.
>schuster is looking very shook right now
after 2 guards
lol
when he was talking to his coach he had a scrunched up eyebrow look like his mom just caught him stealing cookies
he's worried
this canadian looks flustered
AMERICAAAA FUCK YEA
>AMERICA FUCK YEAH
AMERICA F YEAH
>fat hamilton
Ban these fuckers from ever returning to Canada. Throw them over the border and leave them in North Korea
hamilton has the voice of a guy who smokes 10 packs a day
>AMERICA! Fuck yeah!!
>Manly tear
I love my country.
US playing super defensive
running outta stones
>russian curler fails drug test
LOL
So does his sister. Must be genetic.
Schuster is just going to have to do a placement at the end and he's gonna win.... so ... we're fucked
they just totally threw one away AGAIN
sister
or
sister (brother)
>>russian curler fails drug test
I thought vodka wasnt on the list of banned stuff.
Why don't they get a third sweeper in if it's short? Sometimes they do it, sometimes they don't.
>That throw
??????
That was a dumb move
They only need one at the end
Tyler George kicking ass today
if i was on the chinese team i'd be PISSED
should've been them in the semis, and then who knows
what are they doing
He must have celebrated winning the bronze medal by snorting cocaine off of his teammate's (female) ass
You mean US peeling their own? We were hiding behind theirs
not she's a sister (wife)
Who else /nervous/ here?
>meldonium
Seems unnecessary for curling.
Dammit!!!!
Nice
Is Shuster #ELITE?
FUCK, they switched the game to some shitty science show
wtf I love deep america now
Every day of my life.
...
At work, can't watch the game. Is Johnny literally beating Canada??
go to CBC
Shuster's time to shine.
its all or fucking nothing shuster!
shusted
Oh baby I'm sweating
>SHUSTER I BARELY KNOW HER
Is an Shuster an athlete?
L I T E R A L L Y
WE DONT HAVE IT
shuster has to fuck up. thats it. its up to him to win it
This is what peak performance looks like.
Shuster is the Flacco of curling. Absolutely elite.
he's gonna fuck up
Standings after 9 draws
Sweden 6-1
Switzerland 5-2
Canada 4-3
Great Britain 4-3
Japan 3-3
Norway 3-3
United States 3-4
Denmark 2-5
Italy 2-5
South Korea 2-5
Remaining opponents
Sweden - (Italy, Norway)
Switzerland - (South Korea, United States)
Canada - (Japan, Denmark)
Great Britain - (Norway, United States)
Japan - (Canada, Denmark, South Korea)
Norway - (Great Britain, Italy, Sweden)
United States - (Switzerland, Great Britain)
Denmark - (Japan, Canada)
Italy - (Sweden, Norway)
South Korea - (Switzerland, Japan)
>entire country banned for doping
>come in as flagless noname OAR
>get caught doping again
This is pants-on-head retarded.
Yeah.. thas gaem nao
Gud jorb USoA
THIS IS ON YOU SHUSTER
...
fuck ladies and gentlemen, this is it.
Why is that bald canadian constantly wincing?
ELITE
LASER ACCURACY
NICE
that was too fucking close shuster
He fucking did it
GG
fuck me, thought he choked. rip canada
HOLY SHIT SHUSTER WITH THE FUCKING CLUTCH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>shuster almost fucks up
>doesn't
fuck
not looking good
>koe yourself
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SHUSTER
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Canada lost to Shuster. Let that sink in.
...
his current defense is his drink was spiked
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Shuster the GOAT
on the positive side, the canadian that sparked an international incident by chirping the russian team is now completely justified
damn russians
The Shustmeister
Whew. I am all a quiver. Sucks we have to wait like three bongs for the women right??
Shamefur dispray
Losing to Shuster couldn't have happened to a more deserving country
HOLY FUCK LETS GO WE REDEMPTION TOUR NAO
SHUSTER, FUCKING PLAY LIKE THAT THE REST OF THE TOURNEY
>that singing of Happy Birthday
Fuck, that was a fucking amazing shot. gg USA.
USA
USA
USA
Wasn't Canada meant to be goat at this sport?
wtf is this for real?
BTFO ETERNALLY
from what part of USA are you from lads
lmao happy birthday song for Matt.
PUNISHED SHUSTER COMES THROUGH WHEN IT MATTERED MOST
C L U T C H
Welp, RIP Gold Medal caliber team
Yep. In fact NOTHING is on for the next 3 bongs. They really made a shit schedule this year.
australia
USA basically has no chance of proceeding to next round tho, right?
We SHOULD win our next 2.
Who do we want to play? Sweden or Switzerland?
Switzerland is hot as fuck right now.
Lol. At first I thought it said his dick was spiked. Then there was this elaborate doping prostitute story inmy head.
>3 hours of nothing
mexico
if they win all from here, they are fine
Nothing else for 3 hours, when womens curling and womens speed skating starts back up
if by drink you mean federally sanctioned supplement ration i believe it
melbourne, florida
Secret military base
Yeah everything good is on at once. Then nothing. Will prod watch some replays I missed
>Sending Calgarians to do a man's job
These disgraces should perform Seppuku right now on international television
California, home of the stonerplank
Always at the edge of a heart attack.
Refresh me?
Alabama
And bobsleigh
Well Canada, you actually lost to Shuster, care to explain?
Don't know about you but I am heading for bed and wake up for speed skating.
Without these gaps, I would never sleep. Beijing 2008 was enough for me for a lifetime.
I doubt they can win against the Swiss desu
need webm of shuster celebrating
>3 hours until Satsuki-chan's game
what do now? when will Japan make a curling anime?
Kanadian Koward Koe
Bay Area best area
>what do now?
touch myself while looking at pictures of satsuki, while crying for something that will never be
iowa
>when will Japan make a curling anime?
N-NANI?!?
so which of the girls teams has the best asses ?
should've named the state, i don't think foreigners will know what you mean by bay area desu
Illinois, center of the midwest
Its an extreme climate state
We get -20c in the winter and 40c in the summer. Not extreme weather like some states gettin -35c or 45-50c, but its a huge swing being uncomfortable in both ways
Right after they make a hockey anime.
san fagcisco, right?
>curling anime
If they medal there must be one.
The back story of team fujisawa is too good
do not doubt shuster's redemption arc
City of Cows & Chokers
yeah, nice job mate
Japan doesn't care and are terrible at hockey. Only people from Hokkaido know what hockey is.
Same goes for curling but they are good at it. They are good at ice dancing and made anime about it
Absolutely correct
japan will sweep the rest of the tournament
The Japanese women beat Sweden, they are better than ever!
Everyone wears flowers in their hair
>FEM. UK TEAM QT POWER RANKINGS
1. Lauren
2. Sloan
POWER GAP
9001. Eve
POWER GAP
90001. Vicky
women's team? they conceded early today
thanks m8s
ain't they hippies neither ayy
This desu, was fun watching them choke in the Grey Cup
>Vicki last
>not ranking the alternates
You suck.
Woah, woah, woah.
Just got back from a buddy's place. Didn't watch the match. What's going on?
sure we do
that's where they named a street after castro
.....it's full of WHAT??
....aaaaand now i'm scared
>tfw I unironically work for one of the original hippies and he was the MC at woodstock
Shuster didn't fuck it.
AMERICA F*** YEAH
yeah, i got the reference but i didn't know the lyrics so i tried to be witty instead lel
Dont forget, there are a ton of Asians too.
cool guy?
That's a little fucking hard to believe, bud.
How is it that this fuckin' guy manages to pull shit out of his ass in situations like these? Heard some lad on Cred Forums earlier saying Shuster might be GOAT under pressure, but I doubted that.
Redemption arch when?
yeah, from what i understand the west coast has the same problem we have here with the chinese
Shuster unSHUSTed himself and made an amazing last shot in the 11th end to win it.
I saw this on /wsg/, I fell in love with this song
youtube.com
Yeah, he's 81 now, I work at the summer camp he started, he also has a Ben and Jerry's flavor named after him so he gets free ice cream for life
basically but mexicans are way worse than asians
southern cailfornia is basically mexcio 2.0
>GB men's team
>All Scots
At last I truly see
Scots invented the game, so it's not wacky, m8
i'm legitimately glad you that found this
wow, that's pretty cool
i certainly would believe that, what with crime and drugs and all that... and from what i gather they're noisy as fuck too
New thread with the list of next games and times wen?
the muirhead/smith mafia runs rampant
youtube.com
here's another sorta like it if you haven't seen it yet
>623 replies, page 3
I'd say nao is gud, or at least until page 6
avant garde Cred Forums tier
New thread when?
Probably two hours and change when the women's matches start.
that is most olympics for me tbdesu
Early New
>129 posts late
Aaand I must crash now
I leave it to you anons to take screencaps of the Baroness (and the rest of the Kims) while I snooze
대한 민국!
did usa win against denmark in womyn's curling?