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Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

Canada vs. USA
Great Britain vs. Denmark
Sweden vs. Switzerland
Italy vs. South Korea

LIVE NOW!

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Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

LGTSS
shuster

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

betting on swedenistan
literally free money

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Good luck Ameribros. CAN-USA games are always the best

John James
John James

Fuck Shu. Go Koe!

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

mens

U NIGGAS GAY?

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

those slouching shoulders

What did they mean by this?

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

We're going to need it

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

time for some shustering

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

After the womens shameful display, can the men recover and keep the streak alive?
Will Shuster shust?
Should I watch any other game besides USA-CAN and Swedes and the Swiss?
Questions questions.

Brayden Campbell
Brayden Campbell

Wait... is Matt Hamilton... I mean, he does have a moustache...

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

be on Cred Forums
don't watch the highest level of sporting competition
/a/ is that way faggot

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

Nice reply, Swedenbro

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

wew
credforums.com/thread/81722851/sports

Jace James
Jace James

A game as old as time. Throw this, hit that.

John King
John King

HAHA

sounds like my ex-wife

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

""""athletes""""

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

Why does one of those guys look like Billy?

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Lol

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

cognitive behavioral therapy top

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

This whole team couldn't look any more Canadian
I don't even know what that means but they do

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

Damn nice shot Shuster

Jaxson Taylor
Jaxson Taylor

Shuster looking good lads, you can see confidence in his eyes

John Scott
John Scott

oh fuck, right on the button

Dominic Hall
Dominic Hall

he knows whats at stake

Austin Gray
Austin Gray

How much succ do the curlers get at the Olympic village compared to the other athletes?

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

lmao "whoa" is actually a terminology in curling

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

"Goosh"-Ue slays I'm sure

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

singing happy birthday
wew lads

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

Am I crazy or is Canada obviously 2nd closest?

Connor King
Connor King

I'm sure the get first dibs at everything

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

BRAVO SHUSTER

Alexander Miller
Alexander Miller

What percentage of curling athletes got started in curling as something to occupy them right after a divorce?

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

they play almost everyday, so i doubt they have time for the big parties

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

around 20%

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

WEIRD MEASURING THING

that's a 2 tho

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

seems low

James Hill
James Hill

my fellow burger displaying any hope for the Shuster
ISHYDDT.exe

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

nope

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Landon Green
Landon Green

I used to be anti-Shuster but I'm pro-Shuster now

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

Shit sport, doesn't even have a goal keeper

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

what do you expect from
2018 curl viewer tryhards
mens free skate viewing transplants have to go back

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

I got your goal keeper right here.

*grabs crotch*

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

WHOA WHOA YUP WHOA YUP

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

It is from Plainsman terminology regarding their horses, as in Woah, slow down,

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

Why don't they just throw the stone?

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

these Russian streams have been so lame with no sound

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

Fucking whiff

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

letting it just blow by the guard like that

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

curling is redneck as fuck. farmers in cold places play curling instead of the mudding that farmers in the south do.

Jose Young
Jose Young

shuster

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

do a kickflip

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

already choking

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

nice shot by gbr. soft touch.

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

SHUSTER

Christopher Flores
Christopher Flores

These threads always make me want to start curling again, haven't done it since we did it for high school gym class.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

its so much more fun when u can knock down a pint or two with it

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

good setup

Liam White
Liam White

Wow you guys actually played curling in gym class in Canada? That's fucking pathetic. Here in the States for gym class we did real shit like get called a faggot repeatedly.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

Why don't they get earpieces like the rest of the civilized world instead of yelling like goddam animals

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

it takes away from the experience

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Kek.

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

the caliphate of sweden

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

sweden having to play from behind. wtf is going on?

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

what are they planning

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

RIP usa chokes again.

Justin White
Justin White

2018
playing ice billiards instead of riding the rock off the ski jump

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Matt sounds like a huge chain smoker

Angel Gonzalez
Angel Gonzalez

What are those cheeky Swiss doing, that's an easy block to clear

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Why not just "slip" on the ice and knock everything out of place? The judges will have no choice but to allow a do over.

Christian James
Christian James

Damn, that's a good idea, Shuster. You should do it.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

they just do the best they can to put the stones back in place

Brody Hill
Brody Hill

watching men curl

how boring, you need cuties to make it interesting

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

falling onto 8 stones that weigh 40 pounds each with a metal handle

good idea

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

??
the mens game is far more interesting than the womens game. they cant make the shots that the men can.

Austin Turner
Austin Turner

Fucking this, that Korean team was easy on the eyes

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

crap

Gavin James
Gavin James

welp usa is fucked lol. what a shot.

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

No I don't think you understand. It's a controlled fall. The fall is completely safe as long as you're not a dumbass.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Swedens gonna need one hell of a curve

Easton Torres
Easton Torres

S H U S T E R
H
U
S
T
E
R

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

so no shoost falling then?

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

cute Leaf

Hunter Young
Hunter Young

No he's in total control. What don't you understand?

Juan Foster
Juan Foster

implying shuster isn't cute and interesting

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Sweden absolutely BTFO

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

SWEDEN

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

End it

Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

that canadian guys half haircut makes me angry

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

that usually doesn't work out too well

Austin White
Austin White

Can they not just rip one down the centre and clear all that shit out of the house?

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

Fucking kek, sundgrens face

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

It's better to not go undefeated in the group stage any way since they would be too overconfident

Daniel Green
Daniel Green

BASED SHUSTER

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

holy FUCK, Shuster

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

SHUSTER IS FUCKING ELITE

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Damn it

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

YES

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

shuster with the clutch? i thought he botched that. i didnt even see that shot.

Samuel Richardson
Samuel Richardson

SHUSTER IS GOD

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

what a shot

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

We got a game lads

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

is he, dare I say it, back?

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

ELITE
L
I
T
E

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

PUNISHED SHUSTER

Charles Jackson
Charles Jackson

Redempion for Shuster?

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Canadians in charge of knowing basic Curling

Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

what a steal

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

APOLOGIZE

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

40lbs stones have a lot of inertia. this isnt billiards, they dont roll away.

Carter Powell
Carter Powell

I did but my god, it was a gamble. His gambles rarely pay off though.

Jackson Wright
Jackson Wright

because the womens play is worse, it's actually more accessible to watch. the tactics are simple. mens is too much 4d chess and the commentator doesnt explain any strategy.

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

YEAH, I'M THINKING HE'S BACK

Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

Shuster is approaching Flacco levels of elite.

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

So explain to me

Why are they stacking the rocks down th center when you can just curve it around

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

man,i know swiss are good, but i did not expect sweden down 4

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Canada not being red is really throwing me off here. They should have rocks of all colors

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

noob here, but if you're forced to curl around a guard, you cant put as much power which limits your options.

Hudson Gonzalez
Hudson Gonzalez

These are seriously the most Canadian Americans I've ever seen.

Josiah Walker
Josiah Walker

4-0 on Sweden

So Koe didn't choke agains tthe Swiss r-right?

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

It's good to see Shuster having fun. I'll probably be rooting for North America broship barring a USA miracle on ice to get to the medals but Shustie needs this.

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

sweden choking hard lads

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

I get that, but th left lane is WIDE open

Julian Richardson
Julian Richardson

putting your rock touching another means its 'frozen' which means that if it gets hit hard enough for a takeout, itll hit the rock behind it, transferring all its momentum to it, and knocking it out instead. rocks in a tight pack touching each other are hard to remove anything near the center from.

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

minnesota is an extension of alberta?

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

What kind of beer do you think Shuster drinks?

Oliver James
Oliver James

thats wisconsin and minnesota for you

Samuel Hernandez
Samuel Hernandez

well they are from minnesota

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

What's the official beer of pussy crushers? Bud Light Lime?

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

idk but is obviously light

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

you mean Ontario

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

Damn shame you can only send one team per country, Canada could have like 10 teams at this olympics

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

guards can be promoted by hitting them back into the house, even using them for a runback takeout. its about options, and with the first 4 stones thrown, you cant remove them, so guards are a safe play to make that gives you more options later in the end.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

FUCKING CHOKERS

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

leafs

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

Wtf is this choking. I can't even watch this shit

Oliver James
Oliver James

there will never be another Kevin Martin again

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

you mean Somalia

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

only sweeping one of the stones out of the way

why not both?

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Has curling integrated yet?

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

touche

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

This Canada team sucks, I'm done watching this

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

A pint or two

You're not curling unless you're in a tiny farming town at the local bonspiel, blacked out of your fucking mind.

Adrian Gonzalez
Adrian Gonzalez

Look at all that space open on the left

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

Curling anime when?

Tyler Howard
Tyler Howard

Koe
sucks
wat

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Curling
Yes!
Men's
No!

Matthew Martin
Matthew Martin

not yet

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

Wow you guys actually played sports in gym class. Here we just disassemble and reassemble AK-47

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

If you ain't first, your last. And they're losing right now

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

Shuster shaved and turned into elite

Blake White
Blake White

there might have been a chance if Japan team can medal, but they look like they are breaking under pressure. we'll see at the end of playoffs if we get one or not.

Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

Fuck by's just sweep behind it to slow it down

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

slow mo mens asses for long stretches at a time
zoom ins on stoic male faces giving full concentration
primal homoerotic grunts and estrogen infused high pitch howls
soyboy bodies, none even truly olympic fit

yeah
i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
wake me up when womens play

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

I'm sure one exists

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

truth

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Do you think the Koreans cheering is distracting for other teams? Must be hard to concentrate/strategize/talk with your team when people are constantly applauding.

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

This is what an Olympian looks like.

Look closely.

Oliver Reyes
Oliver Reyes

Sweden doesn't even have to do anything now, right?

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

THE SHOOST IS LOOSE

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

Vuvuzelas when?

Logan Russell
Logan Russell

you have to settle for curling eroge
Konayuki Fururi

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

oh crap

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Shuster got kicked off the team multiple times until he dropped 30 pounds and started winning

He still looks fat.

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

CBC casters talking about how Shuster has been told he just isn't good enough his whole career

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

Nordic comeback starts NOW

David Anderson
David Anderson

PUNISHED SHUSTER ON HIS WAY TO REDEMPTION

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

see for elite olympic athlete posture

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

Most people that lose a fair amount of weight still have a moderate "fat" look to them like they're possessed by a fat ghost or something.

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

Tron funkin blow

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

fat ghost

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

I miss the drama of womens when you dont know if they'll choke a simple draw for 1 point

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

probably. the other teams complained during vancouver 2010 because the crowd was so loud in the venue cheering. also, the traditional cowbells that canadians use at curling events.

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

HARD HAR HAR HAR har

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

I'm legitimately surprised there's never been a Will Ferrell/John C Reilly curling movie.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

GBR 2-2 DEN 5th end
SKR 4-3 ITA 5th end
SWI 4-2 SWE 5th end

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Where can I buy a curling stone?
I want one to put in my front yard

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

when you have to switch to the national broadcast to hear what that Russian woman "had to say" about the Meldonium bust

fuck

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

They've done the same set and knockout 3 times now

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

Men with Brooms is the only curling comedy you need.

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

theres plenty of canadian curling shops. can prob get them online. google that shit. unless u are in the midwest, there's prob no local curling equipment.

Jeremiah Kelly
Jeremiah Kelly

what did they say?

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

that they know him and that he wouldnt do it on purpose. they tried to get it out of their minds with their games to play, but they are still thinking about it, and that its fucking up their play.

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

I guess you can try ebay

Landon Torres
Landon Torres

that was sexy

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

USA USA USA

Eli Cooper
Eli Cooper

go away USA. go make shots against other teams.

Justin Sullivan
Justin Sullivan

"We heard about it yesterday, but we will find out later today. We know he's a good guy and he wouldn't do it on purpose. We tried not to focus on it today but it didn't work."

She's referring to the 11-2 loss earlier today.

Commentator also added that curling is a small community so everyone knows each other so of course it'll affect the curling teams a lot today.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

no. we always show up in rivalry games. its the american way

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

hope you have 500bucks to blow on a fucking 45lb piece of rock. have fun with shipping costs too.

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

shop.kayscurling.com/product-details.php?id=714

Kevin Young
Kevin Young

forgot pic

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

Why not just hit it out of the house from the left

Ryder James
Ryder James

Switz is beating sweden??

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Men's game
Carrying rocks all the way to button

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

well shit. I still don't get how is not on purpose. I think they have a list of shit that you are not suppose to take. An if is medicine, you have to have some kind of notice

David Morris
David Morris

fucking lucky swisshits

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

what a terrible decision

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

fuck off tripfag

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

CREAMING them

Elijah Reyes
Elijah Reyes

This is the Olympic stone, all Olympic curling stones are mined from the same quarry and made by the same company

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Koe chugging an entire bottle of water

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

only 1 that last end, gotta be careful not to let sweden claw back into this

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

tfw I learned there is a curling stone racket going on and nobody seems to care

Jason Barnes
Jason Barnes

Is Shuster a meme?

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

he a master choker

Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

he is the Joe Flacco of curling

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

most definitely

James Foster
James Foster

5-2, they're definitely elite

I'm just going to say that so it doesn't look bad for Canada giving up 4 in the 1st to the Swiss

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

russia had been using it a ton before it got put on the banned substance list, and thats what a ton of russians got busted for using as well. could be he ended up using an old supplement that had it in it, but thats still his mistake. he's going to have to eat the ban if test b comes positive.

Joseph Miller
Joseph Miller

SHUSTED

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BTFO

Parker Hall
Parker Hall

Why did Canada send such a shit teams? We're supposed to be the undisputed GOATs at curling

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

shuster, stop it. go bully asians.

Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

HE DID IT

Brayden Reed
Brayden Reed

BOOM

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

your vpn is working

Gavin Foster
Gavin Foster

Impossible. There was that one time Flacco didn't choke.

Oliver Turner
Oliver Turner

I remember when Shuster was the laughing stock of Cred Forums in the 2010 Olympics. Is he good now or is he just waiting to choke?

Asher James
Asher James

its more like there's one place where they found the most dense and uniform granite, so everyone uses that for competitions.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

be an alt
never plays
gets Gold

How much money do you think it'll cost to pay for a spot to get a free gold?

Say you're a millionaire and want to have a gold medal, you can pay each of them $20k each right?

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

E L I T E

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

when he won the superbowl? does that mean shuster is getting gold this year?

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

hamilton sitting down

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

Have you not been watching? But he's been good this match

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

Snack time for the boys.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

DIBS BEDORA :DD

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

I have only seen portions of the US Men's curling. So no not really. Just tuned in to this.

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

Man we sent subpar teams this time... :(

Charles Young
Charles Young

We send our best athletes.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

i love marc kennedy but that haircut is a mess.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

Matt on the cuck chair in the back

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

coach talking
yeah yeah okay whatever okay we know we know

Team infighting hype

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

Does soy enhance sweeping?

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

Here I am you stupid brit fucks! What, you think I am gonna hide from a british rent boy like you!?

So you won a gold medal big deal? You think's that's enough to top Sweden's medal tally! Hell it isn't. We fucking did 8-5 on your ass at curling, mate, Barca style, bro. And your point is gonna be a point sympathy of crying Eve

You don't quit, man. You don't shiv. Oh, what, you just got fired from your job!? Keep nagging your boss to give it fucking back, then telk him to fuck off once you get accepted again. You find out our girl is betraying you with some seven big black guys!? Beat the fuck out of them, fuck that bitch one last time and tell her to fuck off. Britain wins a gold, you are stopping to bully them!? Never on my watch

Sorry what's that? Denmark is leading!? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Scottish soyboys btfo and gb is gonna lose 100% guaranteed and CONFIRMED

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Maaaan wtf

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

GBR got a gold

what happened

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

based mountain jews are going to defeat Edin

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

Lizzy fucking yarnold with her special suit happened.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

what the hell happened? why did USA decide to play solid against us?

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

Can I get a quick rundown on what's happening right now? I can't watch right now

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

team usa is beating the leafs

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

You're getting SHUST'D

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

#metoo

Hudson King
Hudson King

Using rakes instead of brooms today, lads.

Justin Wilson
Justin Wilson

dat canada voice crack

Pressure getting to them

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

there is an italian who keeps making weird noise as if hes going through constipation

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

w00t
My buddy played as one of the curler's kids when he was 13 (also was the kid in a french toast crunch commercial)

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

wild shot coming up.......... and a misss

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

Nice fucking shot wow

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

Is Shuster back, lads?

Matthew Evans
Matthew Evans

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

SHUSTER STEAL

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

Ayy lmao

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Leafs

SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA SHUSA

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLZ NO

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Is Canada SHOOK?

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

men's curling
lol

what are we watching lads?

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

Koe

I'm fucking pissed.

Commentary kept saying how easy 2, MIGHT be 3.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

Koe falling apart

Jason Robinson
Jason Robinson

USA
USA
USA

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

still too early to judge

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

america vs leafs

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

leaf curling
lmao

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

KUNGEN

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

Sweden YES

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

REEE GO FUCK YOURSELF EDIN

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Paul Gross is my doctor's cousin lol

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

Punished Shuster
A man shunned by his country

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

sweden is so fucked right now

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

If Shuster gets a medal this year will he get to be on a wheaties box?

Kevin Harris
Kevin Harris

Why? Just knock the yellows from the center from the left and it'll clear them

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

pork rinds, not wheaties

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

just tuned in
on a scale from 1 to shuster
how is the US doing

Eli James
Eli James

down 2 without hammer in 7th end. they are so fucked. swiss can just throw takeouts all 3 ends and sweden cant score enough to catch up

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

The leafs are getting raked.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

USA USA USA USA

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

What the fuck merica

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

3

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

The whole team will be the new pinups on Old Milwaukee cans

John Bailey
John Bailey

Shuster is in Punished Shuster mode.
Koe is in Canadian Coward mode.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

GBR 4-4 DEN end 7
SKR 5-4 ITA end 7
SWI 5-3 SWE end 7

Adam Clark
Adam Clark

Sorry, what's a hammer? First day watching an entire match

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

81%

LETS GO BOYS

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

wew

John Perez
John Perez

Who is the top? Who is the bottom? Shuster and Hamilton...

Justin Long
Justin Long

lads, lads he got his smile back

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

This isn't that bald faggot I want on my Team Canada.

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

Shuster is so happy, lads. It's beautiful.

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

end 7th
know ice
know game
fuck up
have hammer

best can do is draw for one, give hammer and point lead to chokster

things are going well.

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

denmark gave gbr an opening now

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Final hit of the round/end. It's advantageous because your opponent can't respond to it. Getting at least 1 point when you have the hammer is expected. Getting points when you don't have the hammer is "stealing."

Whoever lost the prior end gets the hammer for the next one.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

So Sweden has to block th left, right?

Their rock will get knocked out no matter what

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

That shot tho

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

if you throw last, that means you have the hammer

if you score, the other team gets the hammer

you can't crush someone's dreams if they aren't happy

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

This is it lad. Shuster HAS to choke.

Hunter Powell
Hunter Powell

Sweden absolutely rekt lol

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

lol that nearly naked canadian guy with a beer in hand

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

SWEDEN
holly shit, the choke

Jack Allen
Jack Allen

Sweden no

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

sweden rubs on guard. wow. this is so over.

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

damn, didn't see him

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

feels bad man. King is on sideline, makes it feel worse.

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

CONCEDED

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

lol handshakes for sweden. what was that, 5?

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

Bad day for Swedish curling.

Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Why are all the leafs on their team either bald or balding? Syrup?

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

Swedes BTFO

Yep

Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Will Satsuki beat the swedish dykes in 4 hours?

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

I hope somebody screencapped that lol

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

brother, no one can see that clearly.
rocks closest to the T line in the middle of the rings where the Olympic rings logo is is what count points.

James Gomez
James Gomez

We're literally in the semis both men qnd women
who cares about this? its a good wake up call

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

SCHWARZED

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

Her body is ready.

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

probably not

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

I can tell this Scottish NBC commentator is good friends with team Shuster. Top lad.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

they keep missing the double lol

Aiden Sanchez
Aiden Sanchez

A moot point now, but I'm trying to understand strategy

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

holy fuck lol

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

BELIEVE IN LEAF

BELEAF

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Once a Shuster, always a Shuster.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

True and the King will turn into his final form and give us meme power.

Alexander Stewart
Alexander Stewart

calling a 2 pt steal here

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

Moot!

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

oh come on

Daniel Brooks
Daniel Brooks

#beleaf

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

CG shows up
sweden loses both games

absolute sportskino

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

shuster, if u are gonna choke, it has to be now.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

A moot point now, but I'm trying to understand strategy

good luck, strategy takes years to learn. :)

fuck me, too hard, nice steal.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

No. Don't make this a thing. Please?

Carson Green
Carson Green

SHUST

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

SHUSTED!

Was hoping for 2 tho.

TIGHT game.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

HOLY SHIT! WE'RE STILL IN IT BOYS!

Justin Morgan
Justin Morgan

NEVER trust a Shuster.

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

oversweeping Shusters perfect throw
wow its literally the team not him

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

BELIEVE IN LEAF
BELEAF

I'm a beleafer.

Jason Green
Jason Green

Why does team USA wear baseball hats?

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

CHOKSTER

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

FUGG so close

Connor King
Connor King

worried

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

i think italy is fucked. i dont see how they make up the point gap if they take 1 here

Hudson Martinez
Hudson Martinez

thanks pasta

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Because it's American

David Hall
David Hall

It's easier to cover their faces and leave the arena unnoticed after especially embarrassing defeats.

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

We've already lost, haven't we? Shuster is shook.

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I beleaf we can win
I beleaf we can win a gold medal

David Collins
David Collins

He was just smiling

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

GBR 5-5 DEN end 9
SKR 7-5 ITA end 9
SWI 10-3 SWE end 9

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

USA working hard to blank this

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Nice

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

tie game so anything goes

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

canada loses lads
shuster will NOT choke

Jason King
Jason King

advantage US if they can get more than 1 or blank here

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

new rule: if the game is tied in the 8th end, cross-checking the thrower with your broom is legal

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

usa 8
can 6

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

go Canada

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Hit the deep yellow from the left, no?

Mason Morales
Mason Morales

at this point, any miss by either team dictates on if its a play for 2 or a blank, and who wins the match

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

apparently not

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

wearing shorts

Grayson Diaz
Grayson Diaz

okay

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

#highstakes
#notacoward

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

What the fucking happened with our curling teams

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

#beleaf

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

JuJu Smith got this shit on lock.

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

wearing shorts

the gooks would freak out if he wasn't

a leaf in his natural environment

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

a leaf in his natural environment
surrounded by asians?

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

They'll try to clear the 2 yellows at once on the hammer, right?

Leo White
Leo White

Surrounded by Eskimos

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Kowardly Kanadian Koe

Ryder Hill
Ryder Hill

what the fuck was that

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

Oh dear

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

fuck
easy double, maybe 3

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

can he make it 3

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

wtf man Koe is so bad

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

USA USA USA USA USA USA

Elijah Bennett
Elijah Bennett

Hell yes Shuster

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

SHUST IS BACK BABY

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

COME ON JOHNNY BOI

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

SHUSTER!!!!!

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

excellent he tricked america into giving up the hammer in the 10th end with only a 2 point deficit

all according to keikaku

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

damn these dudes sweatin'

surprised they don't have protein shakes next to them

no time out
3 mins

we done

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

go for it

John Allen
John Allen

THANK YOU BASED SHUSTER

Blake James
Blake James

god fucking dammit

John Ward
John Ward

SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A
SHU-S-A

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

GBR 5-6 DEN (H) 5th end
SKR (H) 7-6 ITA 10th end

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!
SHU-S-A!

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

ooooh it's starting to happen

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

Come back from commercial
4 stones already thrown

Reeeee

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

fat hamilton

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

swish

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

JUST

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Fucking Hamilton

Landon Hill
Landon Hill

Joshua Parker
Joshua Parker

It begins

Owen Ross
Owen Ross

Hamilton is a fucking bum!

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

damn

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

early stuff isn't as interest dw

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

this non-commentary on eurosport feed is amazing
you can hear everything the players are talking and swearing

Evan Torres
Evan Torres

What does the life of a curling coach consist of?

William Jackson
William Jackson

BEEEEEEEEEEEEELEAF

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

Lots of gay sex

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

Not falling asleep

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

Is Canada actually losing to
Shuster

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

uh, you want to put it there?
ya okay I agree
just make the strength right
curl it just right
don't fuck it up

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

fucking the other team's coach

Isaiah Gutierrez
Isaiah Gutierrez

Fuuuug good shot

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

SHEEEEEET

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

Just kill me now

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

Canada can't score two

David Scott
David Scott

THIS IS IT BOYS

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

choke more US fuck

William Smith
William Smith

growing magical mushrooms

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

THEY FUCKING DID IT LADS

SHUSTER REDEMPTION

Camden James
Camden James

LETS GO

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

Kennedy fucked up

Anthony Rivera
Anthony Rivera

aye coowch wot yew thenk?
cor trew dat on she on brogger
aye

James Sullivan
James Sullivan

they can 2 this

Elijah Thompson
Elijah Thompson

Kennedy looks like the CHAD character

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

been so good all tourney, but he lost this end

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

Man Koe fucking sucks

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

I just had a nuclear waster dumping in my toilets.
What did I miss alds

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

Put it away shuster

Nathan Rogers
Nathan Rogers

ez 2 for ca

Christopher Perry
Christopher Perry

Shuster with the hammer in extras

Benjamin Scott
Benjamin Scott

TIME FOR OVERTIME
on the back of a BIG miss by USA

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

an almost redemption arc

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

This could have been over by now dammit

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

Is this miss on shuster?

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

need to steal

BIG steal

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

giving Punished Shuster the hammer

Prepare for the rake.

Juan Clark
Juan Clark

You mean we could've easily made 3?

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

at least they have the hammer

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

No. Shuster has been great

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

usa has prob 65% odds to win with hammer in extra. this is very much going to come down to last stones, and thats not great with how their shooting tonight

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

mustache
ballcap
beergut

nice "athlete" lmao

no the mustache guy

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

Yeah, they're not gonna shoot better under pressure.

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

Shuster is in clutch mode. This isn't getting stolen.

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

Wtf? Why'd they reset

James Smith
James Smith

US A

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

Foul. USA touched a stone

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

Having a horde of gooks screaming while you're trying to curl must be the worst.

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

because you're not allowed to take out a guard

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

not gonna lie this mustache is very offputting he looks like a perv

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

I can't hear you

based crowd

pressure them

Dominic White
Dominic White

schuster is looking very shook right now

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

not allowed to remove stones from the first 4 shots, so that you cant just keep throwing takeouts on stones from shot 1. otherwise, you can blank super easily over and over

Colton Price
Colton Price

tell me about it, that's why i stopped hairdressing

Thomas Russell
Thomas Russell

Shuster is as cool as a cucumber. Hamilton is shook.

Bentley Green
Bentley Green

nice call shushus

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

because you're not allowed to take out a guard

for the first four stones.
remember spainbro is a supernewb to this.

schuster is looking very shook right now
after 2 guards

lol

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

when he was talking to his coach he had a scrunched up eyebrow look like his mom just caught him stealing cookies

he's worried

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

this canadian looks flustered

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

AMERICAAAA FUCK YEA

David Scott
David Scott

AMERICA FUCK YEAH

John Davis
John Davis

AMERICA F YEAH

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

fat hamilton

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Ban these fuckers from ever returning to Canada. Throw them over the border and leave them in North Korea

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

hamilton has the voice of a guy who smokes 10 packs a day

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

AMERICA! Fuck yeah!!
Manly tear
I love my country.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

US playing super defensive

running outta stones

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

russian curler fails drug test

LOL

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

So does his sister. Must be genetic.

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

Schuster is just going to have to do a placement at the end and he's gonna win.... so ... we're fucked

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

they just totally threw one away AGAIN

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

sister
or
sister (brother)

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

russian curler fails drug test

I thought vodka wasnt on the list of banned stuff.

Chase Kelly
Chase Kelly

Why don't they get a third sweeper in if it's short? Sometimes they do it, sometimes they don't.

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

That throw
??????

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

That was a dumb move

Joshua Sanchez
Joshua Sanchez

They only need one at the end

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Tyler George kicking ass today

William Taylor
William Taylor

if i was on the chinese team i'd be PISSED

should've been them in the semis, and then who knows

John Nelson
John Nelson

what are they doing

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

He must have celebrated winning the bronze medal by snorting cocaine off of his teammate's (female) ass

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

You mean US peeling their own? We were hiding behind theirs

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

not she's a sister (wife)

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

Who else /nervous/ here?

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

meldonium

Seems unnecessary for curling.

Thomas Gomez
Thomas Gomez

Dammit!!!!

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

Nice

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Is Shuster #ELITE?

Xavier Fisher
Xavier Fisher

FUCK, they switched the game to some shitty science show

Luis Stewart
Luis Stewart

wtf I love deep america now

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

Every day of my life.

Daniel James
Daniel James

At work, can't watch the game. Is Johnny literally beating Canada??

Nathaniel White
Nathaniel White

go to CBC

Nicholas Rivera
Nicholas Rivera

Shuster's time to shine.

Luke Gutierrez
Luke Gutierrez

its all or fucking nothing shuster!

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

shusted

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Oh baby I'm sweating

Oliver Garcia
Oliver Garcia

SHUSTER I BARELY KNOW HER

Thomas Walker
Thomas Walker

Is an Shuster an athlete?

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

L I T E R A L L Y

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

WE DONT HAVE IT

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

shuster has to fuck up. thats it. its up to him to win it

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

This is what peak performance looks like.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

Shuster is the Flacco of curling. Absolutely elite.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

he's gonna fuck up

Logan Allen
Logan Allen

firstrowonly.eu/watch/626437/1/watch--curling-:-usa-vs-canada.html

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

Standings after 9 draws

Sweden 6-1
Switzerland 5-2
Canada 4-3
Great Britain 4-3
Japan 3-3
Norway 3-3
United States 3-4
Denmark 2-5
Italy 2-5
South Korea 2-5

Remaining opponents

Sweden - (Italy, Norway)
Switzerland - (South Korea, United States)
Canada - (Japan, Denmark)
Great Britain - (Norway, United States)
Japan - (Canada, Denmark, South Korea)
Norway - (Great Britain, Italy, Sweden)
United States - (Switzerland, Great Britain)
Denmark - (Japan, Canada)
Italy - (Sweden, Norway)
South Korea - (Switzerland, Japan)

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

entire country banned for doping
come in as flagless noname OAR
get caught doping again
This is pants-on-head retarded.

Landon Ross
Landon Ross

Yeah.. thas gaem nao

Gud jorb USoA

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

THIS IS ON YOU SHUSTER

Alexander Garcia
Alexander Garcia

fuck ladies and gentlemen, this is it.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Why is that bald canadian constantly wincing?

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

ELITE

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

LASER ACCURACY

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

NICE

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

that was too fucking close shuster

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

He fucking did it

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

GG

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

fuck me, thought he choked. rip canada

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

HOLY SHIT SHUSTER WITH THE FUCKING CLUTCH

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

shuster almost fucks up
doesn't

fuck

not looking good

Cameron James
Cameron James

koe yourself

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Jace Rogers
Jace Rogers

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Kayden Edwards
Kayden Edwards

SHUSTER

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Cameron Gray
Cameron Gray

Canada lost to Shuster. Let that sink in.

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

his current defense is his drink was spiked

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Jayden Jenkins
Jayden Jenkins

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Shuster the GOAT

Connor James
Connor James

on the positive side, the canadian that sparked an international incident by chirping the russian team is now completely justified

damn russians

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

The Shustmeister

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

Whew. I am all a quiver. Sucks we have to wait like three bongs for the women right??

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Shamefur dispray

John Martinez
John Martinez

Losing to Shuster couldn't have happened to a more deserving country

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

HOLY FUCK LETS GO WE REDEMPTION TOUR NAO

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

SHUSTER, FUCKING PLAY LIKE THAT THE REST OF THE TOURNEY

that singing of Happy Birthday

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

Fuck, that was a fucking amazing shot. gg USA.

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

USA
USA
USA

Mason Lopez
Mason Lopez

Wasn't Canada meant to be goat at this sport?

James Price
James Price

wtf is this for real?

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

BTFO ETERNALLY

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

from what part of USA are you from lads

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

lmao happy birthday song for Matt.

PUNISHED SHUSTER COMES THROUGH WHEN IT MATTERED MOST

C L U T C H

David Thompson
David Thompson

Welp, RIP Gold Medal caliber team

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

Yep. In fact NOTHING is on for the next 3 bongs. They really made a shit schedule this year.

John Cook
John Cook

australia

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

USA basically has no chance of proceeding to next round tho, right?

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

We SHOULD win our next 2.

Who do we want to play? Sweden or Switzerland?

Switzerland is hot as fuck right now.

John Murphy
John Murphy

Lol. At first I thought it said his dick was spiked. Then there was this elaborate doping prostitute story inmy head.

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

3 hours of nothing

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

mexico

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

if they win all from here, they are fine

Carter Hughes
Carter Hughes

Nothing else for 3 hours, when womens curling and womens speed skating starts back up

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

if by drink you mean federally sanctioned supplement ration i believe it

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

melbourne, florida

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

Secret military base

Tyler Gonzalez
Tyler Gonzalez

Yeah everything good is on at once. Then nothing. Will prod watch some replays I missed

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

Sending Calgarians to do a man's job

These disgraces should perform Seppuku right now on international television

Mason Young
Mason Young

California, home of the stonerplank

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Always at the edge of a heart attack.

Refresh me?

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

Alabama

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

And bobsleigh

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Well Canada, you actually lost to Shuster, care to explain?

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Don't know about you but I am heading for bed and wake up for speed skating.

Without these gaps, I would never sleep. Beijing 2008 was enough for me for a lifetime.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

I doubt they can win against the Swiss desu

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

need webm of shuster celebrating

Alexander Phillips
Alexander Phillips

3 hours until Satsuki-chan's game

what do now? when will Japan make a curling anime?

Leo Wood
Leo Wood

sportsnet.ca/olympics/doping-controversy-leads-spat-canadian-russian-pyeongchang/

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

Kanadian Koward Koe

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

Bay Area best area

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

what do now?
touch myself while looking at pictures of satsuki, while crying for something that will never be

Nathan Walker
Nathan Walker

iowa

David Allen
David Allen

when will Japan make a curling anime?
N-NANI?!?

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

so which of the girls teams has the best asses ?

Asher Reyes
Asher Reyes

should've named the state, i don't think foreigners will know what you mean by bay area desu

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Illinois, center of the midwest
Its an extreme climate state

We get -20c in the winter and 40c in the summer. Not extreme weather like some states gettin -35c or 45-50c, but its a huge swing being uncomfortable in both ways

David Carter
David Carter

Right after they make a hockey anime.

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

san fagcisco, right?

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

curling anime
If they medal there must be one.
The back story of team fujisawa is too good

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

do not doubt shuster's redemption arc

Gavin Cook
Gavin Cook

City of Cows & Chokers

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

yeah, nice job mate

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Japan doesn't care and are terrible at hockey. Only people from Hokkaido know what hockey is.
Same goes for curling but they are good at it. They are good at ice dancing and made anime about it

Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Absolutely correct

William Walker
William Walker

japan will sweep the rest of the tournament

Brody Barnes
Brody Barnes

The Japanese women beat Sweden, they are better than ever!

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Everyone wears flowers in their hair

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

FEM. UK TEAM QT POWER RANKINGS
1. Lauren
2. Sloan

POWER GAP

9001. Eve

POWER GAP

90001. Vicky

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

women's team? they conceded early today

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

thanks m8s

ain't they hippies neither ayy

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

This desu, was fun watching them choke in the Grey Cup

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

Vicki last
not ranking the alternates
You suck.

Alexander Wright
Alexander Wright

Woah, woah, woah.
Just got back from a buddy's place. Didn't watch the match. What's going on?

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

sure we do

that's where they named a street after castro

.....it's full of WHAT??

....aaaaand now i'm scared

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

youtube.com/watch?v=7I0vkKy504U

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

tfw I unironically work for one of the original hippies and he was the MC at woodstock

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

Shuster didn't fuck it.

AMERICA F*** YEAH

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

yeah, i got the reference but i didn't know the lyrics so i tried to be witty instead lel

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

Dont forget, there are a ton of Asians too.

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

cool guy?

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

That's a little fucking hard to believe, bud.
How is it that this fuckin' guy manages to pull shit out of his ass in situations like these? Heard some lad on Cred Forums earlier saying Shuster might be GOAT under pressure, but I doubted that.
Redemption arch when?

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

yeah, from what i understand the west coast has the same problem we have here with the chinese

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

Shuster unSHUSTed himself and made an amazing last shot in the 11th end to win it.

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

I saw this on /wsg/, I fell in love with this song
youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

Yeah, he's 81 now, I work at the summer camp he started, he also has a Ben and Jerry's flavor named after him so he gets free ice cream for life

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

basically but mexicans are way worse than asians
southern cailfornia is basically mexcio 2.0

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

GB men's team
All Scots
At last I truly see

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

Scots invented the game, so it's not wacky, m8

Zachary Fisher
Zachary Fisher

i'm legitimately glad you that found this

wow, that's pretty cool

i certainly would believe that, what with crime and drugs and all that... and from what i gather they're noisy as fuck too

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

New thread with the list of next games and times wen?

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

the muirhead/smith mafia runs rampant

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk
here's another sorta like it if you haven't seen it yet

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

623 replies, page 3
I'd say nao is gud, or at least until page 6

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

avant garde /mu/ tier

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

New thread when?

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

Probably two hours and change when the women's matches start.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

that is most olympics for me tbdesu

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

Early New

credforums.com/thread/81744656/sports
credforums.com/thread/81744656/sports
credforums.com/thread/81744656/sports
credforums.com/thread/81744656/sports

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

129 posts late

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

Aaand I must crash now

I leave it to you anons to take screencaps of the Baroness (and the rest of the Kims) while I snooze

대한 민국!

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

did usa win against denmark in womyn's curling?

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