/tennis/ - Rio de Janeiro Open

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

I can smell the clay calling edition

Also occurring:
Marseille 250 (ATP)
atpworldtour.com/en/scores/current/marseille/496/daily-schedule
Delray Beach 250 (ATP)
yellowtennisball.com/draws/ (click Order of Play for daily schedule)
Dubai PR 470 (WTA)
dubaidutyfreetennischampionships.com/en/schedule/wta-order-of-play
Budapest
hungarianladiesopen.com/schedules.html

we're all frens here
good posts only
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Cooper Cruz
Cooper Cruz

better thread thanks for making it bb

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

please don't post that it makes me feel bad
goffin is a good boi

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

do you rate the Acapulco open, /tennis/?
It's pretty comfy

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

yeah we do and yes it's comfy

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

no glasses

Caleb Bailey
Caleb Bailey

credforums.com/thread/81696769/sports
too cute

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

credforums.com/thread/81696769/sports
Harrison is a nice guy. He just suffers from white line fever.

Jason Carter
Jason Carter

Reminder that one(1) week from now Halep will be leading the WTA again, as God intended.

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Thmeme is 13-1 this year so far

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

All will be well 1 week from now

Isaac Garcia
Isaac Garcia

madrid m1000 has the worst troph-

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

Withdrew in Doha.
I actually think that's a cool idea for a trophy -- a painting of the winner.

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

*withdrew in Doha and last a match to the sport itself

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

not with le modern art meme tho

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

I'm coming back lads

Henry Ross
Henry Ross

world number 8 jack sock

Adrian Hill
Adrian Hill

youtube.com/watch?v=WzyaIUo9Q30

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

did you bring me a souvenir?

David Kelly
David Kelly

[spoiler]agf[/spoiler]

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

nogaems

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

...?

Dominic Peterson
Dominic Peterson

If Federer played in a real era aka 80s and 90s he would have 10 slams tops.

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

If my grandma had balls she'd be my granddad

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

Transphobe

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

If a Finn sliced off his balls he'd be a Swede

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

Xenophobe

Isaac Perry
Isaac Perry

go out and try to shag cici bellis m8

Andrew Foster
Andrew Foster

american gun regulation; incoming

Lincoln Myers
Lincoln Myers

What does this post have to do with tennis?

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

who's the redditor

reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/7yn6zy/david_bowie_goffin/duht89d/?context=3

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

xyz
y
z
Osaka goating, she really is formidable. Needs to polish her interview skills though.
Far out.

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

jojj is also on reddit

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

he doesn't know my reddit username by heart

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

ah, vietbong thinks he's a non-normie 4channer (it's a mindtrap)

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

If you read Plato and misunderstand all of it, sure it's your view, but it can obviously be more wrong than another. Much like that Jordan Peterson's view on postmodernism is that of an incoherent dullard. This is obvious to anyone minimally acquainted with French philosophy and Jordan Peterson.

What did you mean by this?

Colton Rivera
Colton Rivera

looks like old JP is living in your mind rent free xD

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

shall b stepping bak from this here fine poomunity and site for a while
see u

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

are you the fedelel argie

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

hwat is¿
only fedelel l knew was romanian

William Scott
William Scott

that peterson uses the idea that a myriad of differing opinions exist to contend that his ideas have more validity than they do, put simply
please share your thoughts

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

this post isn't autistic enough, so I doubt it

He's been resurfacing with an argie flag

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Gl hf will miss u

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

my friend who has an alcoholic father got into JP real bad

the guy is basically just a professor who gets rich by whining about cleaning your room, standing up straight and throwing some alt-right stuff in to spice it up. It's the most inane self-help garbage with some reactionary conspiracy theories. (the cultural Marxism meme).

For people such as my semi intelligent friend with daddy issues that shit is like cat nip. It's disgusting

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

Farewell Nico, when can we expect your return?

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

clean your room ;)

Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

don know much re peterson other than the 'clean ur room' mem and the cultist-like behaviour of his followers. zero value proposition associated w this tbqh

idk
dpends on how some irl shiet goes

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

At least based commiefinn will never leave us <3

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

I never clean my room ;)

Henry Gray
Henry Gray

tfw gf

Easton Young
Easton Young

who won the BA open?

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

Rewatched Fed vs Agassi and Fed vs Roddick @ US Open vids in 60fps, bretty good.
If 2017-2018 Fed went back to play 2005-2006 Fed, the old one would probably win 1 set and lose 3. Better backhand and serve can't make up for better foot speed and forehand.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Gabe you should know better than to post this on here, nonetheless, I am very happy for you man

Carter Jackson
Carter Jackson

tfw CiCi will never be your gf
why are you leaving argentier

Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith

Thanks

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

Thiem

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

how to get gf.
pls respond

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

just bee yourself(:

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

go to the pub, mingle
i meant please share your thoughts on leaving, not peterson

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

what year is that racquet from

Dominic Kelly
Dominic Kelly

I used dating sites, irl dating is unknown to me

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

meme answer
b urself

not meme answer
develop urself a set of values, normally this is best developed by working a job where you can learn useful things from it

you don't have to go outside a lot (I don't either), just dress properly whenever you do. If you want to be looked at by well-adjusted people, dress like a well-adjusted person first.

don't laugh too much in the presence of women, but don't look like a dour faggot either. it's best to generally keep an unimpressed facial expression

don't try to inject your humor/memes into every part of the conversation. Try to show some sympathy if the situation calls for it, even if you don't really care at all.

Camden Smith
Camden Smith

10is 66, the normie invasion (1990s)

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

show me you are racket collection

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

don't laugh too much in the presence of women
what? why? seems really odd 2bh

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

can't even tell whether im improving anymore

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

because laughing too much is a sign of weakness

remember rule number 1: women only find something attractive if they find you attractive first

Christian Adams
Christian Adams

what is the point of tomatoes on a 'za? shits already the sauce

Tyler Parker
Tyler Parker

nice nipples Konta
I still can't believe how bad womens tennis is
the serves from my tennis partner are better than kontas/kasatkinas/radwanskas serves and he started playing 2 years ago.. doesn't even play in real matches
they don't even try to return difficult shots

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

t. jordan peterson

Zachary Adams
Zachary Adams

those are peppers you swine

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

american "education"

Alexander Rivera
Alexander Rivera

tomatoes

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

because laughing too much is a sign of weakness
sorry but i reject your ""wisdom""

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

good posts

now how do i get an Osaka gf?

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

disregard i am retard

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

i have never watched any of his video. watching a yt vid of someone speaking into a camera is a very autistic activity.

don't doubt, jew. that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date
you're an expert then. my b

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

will do by tomorrow if you like, have to dig out the old ones

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

how many rackets do you have?
also dame robert dinero por favor

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

be born as a nip

Asher Wood
Asher Wood

smilelet soy farmers persist in /xyz/

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

education
didn't know that you learn something about tomatoes and peppers in schools

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

That being said, I could do with getting a handy from the hand that Konta uses to bounce the ball. hnng

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

he didn't learn about tomatoes and peppers in Pizza class
the state of German """education"""

Colton Price
Colton Price

but she's like half-nip, why is life so unfair

Jaxon Martinez
Jaxon Martinez

5 or 6

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

loool

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

oh you mean this osaka, thought you said "gf who's from osaka of japan"
well, just b white and b urself I guess

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

what's wrong with the pub??

John Harris
John Harris

tfw black
brb ending my life

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

they only have that in italy you doofus

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

a pub is where you go to have a drink with your m8s, not to show a girl your French knowledge by asking "voulez vous coucher avec moi?"

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

show me the collection tomorrow la
not going to school in Italy
why do people do this?

Caleb Carter
Caleb Carter

doesn't really matter, you can score at the pub too. don't hold back on the laughter though

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

but what if she's French

Sebastian Carter
Sebastian Carter

i only go to the pub when friends invite me

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

whats the difference between a bar and a pub?

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

It's OK user, you're probably hwhiter than he.

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

she will likely tell her friends that "honhonhon look at this monkey trying to speak french"

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

Have you?

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

he?
also i'm african so thats impossible

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

o/c but i'm an oldfag

Ryan Carter
Ryan Carter

t. 33 year old man
when's your b'day so i can update your age in my records

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

do you say african- british or british-african or something else or shun categorization or rather not talk about it or what?

Nathan Wood
Nathan Wood

Nigerian.
i rarely post when i'm home because its easy to spot my shitposting that way

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

tbqh having the interpersonal skill to pick up random girls from random places is very good
but if you had that skill, why would you have to use it on something as mundane as picking up chicks? You could, say, convince people to invest in the business you're starting instead, for example.
that's why I will tell you to develop values and get more experience to turn you from a brainlet to brainiac first. gf/women are secondary, you'll grab them along the way. don't waste time going to public places to find which midget chav is willing to sleep with you for the night

Gavin Torres
Gavin Torres

Vietnam in this thread
youtube.com/watch?v=YSJMISy5UgY

Kayden White
Kayden White

this is probably somewhat culturally specific

Brandon Morales
Brandon Morales

2018 anno domini
all your philosophy of life is oriented around a Scarface quote

youtube.com/watch?v=8ORQJtxicrA

also

You could, say, convince people to invest in the business you're starting instead, for example.

you what? Banks are useful for this if you need money lol

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

nice, like to dip into nigerian music, all that good funk. shame about the situation there atm
Banks
t. banker's heir

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

laying it down like it is
do what you want, i never said making money isn't a good way to get laid. you can just go to the pub though

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

palyuchenkova is a qt but damn I love konta's sweating reddened face

I'm pretty sure it's invariable for the urban womeme demographic

that's just an example

Daniel Lee
Daniel Lee

eh, don't really care about it desu. the real shame is the fact that there are no tennis players from here, and almost nobody plays it for fun, i'm tired of playing with only my brother all the time

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

damn you, gonna end up watching scarface later
unnerving

time for chung

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

lel
makes me wanna re-watch it. such a great movie

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

why is there a car on the court?

Jack Foster
Jack Foster

it's the price?

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

when you win a car tournament on a shitty design year

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

for the doubles winners who gets the car

Kevin Kelly
Kevin Kelly

It's a special car. Reminds him of his only grass title in 7 years

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

the idea gains no traction with me

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

“If you don’t shut your faggot ass up I will fuck your dad with a rake”
jesus christ chung

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

tfw you enjoy rubbing your face and then smelling your hands

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

this is one of my favorite threads
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81627669/#81627669

Luis Young
Luis Young

Mlade so fucking hot. Don't care if she's bitchy or fucks her brother.

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

based norrie

Carson Turner
Carson Turner

Challenger Tour advertisements
are you guys seeing it on your TVs

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

I particularly enjoy djokovic's insight into the challenger tour

James Wilson
James Wilson

lel

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

Norrie choking hard

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

just like your mum

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

lmao!!!

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

It still doesn't seem real that best boys are 1/2 in tennis still in this, the year of our Lord 2018.

How shit is tennis going to be in 5 years when everyone in the top 10 is gone except Sock, Thiem, and Zverev?

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

wtf Chung

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

kek

doubting based norrie

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

hopefully there will be live gladiatorial combat by then

Jace Young
Jace Young

Chung seems off

William Miller
William Miller

no federer
who are they kidding

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

CHUNG'D

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

god i wish that were my gf

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

le rip into le forehand man
Norrie? more like sorry lmoa

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

based 4Chung

Jason Hall
Jason Hall

can't bung the Chung

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

chung's endgame unavoidable now

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

chungmate

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

*blocks your path*

Jackson Perez
Jackson Perez

he doesn't want a tennis ball car

People born after the early 90s have no idea how big Kournikova was.

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

2 pushers on clay
I now remember how boring clay can be

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

implying clay isn't the thinking man's surface

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

If they actually construct the point well, maybe.
But it often leads to 2 defensive players just hitting back the ball back with no plan.

Owen Cooper
Owen Cooper

I've been banned for posting less sexual images than these ads

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

theplayerstribune.com/mardy-fish-us-open/

is mardy fish /ourguy/?

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

my heart goes out to him

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

ffs rogerinho

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

Fraudix Auger Aliassime

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

Rio Open
bunch of clayfags & Cilic

Nolan Bailey
Nolan Bailey

Imagine if Youngerer had the backhand, serve, and tactics that Olderer has.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

Imagine being Nadal in that final and having to be all like "damn, Roger Federer, your fuckin' quickness and finesse, all centered and balanced and never missing backhands. I would totally have your backhand, both my clay form and the none clay me." when all he really wants to do is insert another 16 needles in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Nadal and not only sit on your base line while Roger Federer flaunts his superior athleticism in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your receding hairline, and just sit there, shot after shot, set after set, while he perfected that backhand. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking forehand but his superior sportsmanship as everyone on the court tells him he's STILL THE GOAT and DAMN, A 35 YEAR OLD PLAYS LIKE THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his one handed backhand contort the ball into reaching areas of the court you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been injecting nothing but a healthy diet of roids and TRT and later HGH for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mud huts in Spain. You've never even seen anything this fucking talented before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his bandanaed forehead as he strikes the ball in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his GOAT Status "FedeGOAT (for that is what he calls himself)". And then the umpire calls for another let service, and you know you could kill every single person one the court before the slams security could put you down, but you take your second serve, because you're fucking Nadal. You're not going to lose your future Roland Garros win for this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

will miss you, you were certainly quite the controversial user

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

I traced this one back to last March
pretty new pasta desu

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

full-grown adult judging a 17-year-old on the internets for a skill he can't duplicate

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

*loses*

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

Imagine being this new and not even knowing the Arnie classic

judging athletes on Cred Forumsfor a skill he can't duplicate
That's literally every post on Cred Forums

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

okay that's fair but he's literally at the beginning of his career

Angel Powell
Angel Powell

Bellucci winning the first set after being down 5-2
Fognini is such a mental midget.
Bellucci will probably still lose anyway.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

Is this match worth watching

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

tfw people think is a good idea play a open during a fed intervention

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

wait Sock is playing?
wtf no one said anything

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

Fognini choking hard again

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

Sock is playing super conservatively
I can kinda see his plan, he's gonna fire things up the last minute and save energy until then

Thomas White
Thomas White

medical timeout
Fognini shook

Isaac Barnes
Isaac Barnes

This stupid trivia gimmick at Delray Beach needs to stop

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Fognini dresses like he's the edgiest person in Italy

Jace King
Jace King

Sorry, just want him to achieve something to warrant being treated like the 2nd coming of Christ.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

no one's treating him like the 2nd coming of Christ, some of us just hope he can pull off a few big wins while he's still young

Hunter Green
Hunter Green

Bellucci now choking
oh god the humanity

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

Seen plenty of posts on forums and reddit claiming his ATG status is basically a forgone conclusion.

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

reddit
that's only if you actually value their opinions, which I completely stopped doing after the AO fiasco

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

justini

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

lol this Brazil crowd is so mean to Fogna

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

I would probably like Fog if he didn't dress like such a twat

Asher Edwards
Asher Edwards

youtube.com/watch?v=zNBgowEB_1w

What happened to Kirilenko, lads?

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