/tennis/ - Rio de Janeiro Open

I can smell the clay calling edition

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better thread thanks for making it bb

please don't post that it makes me feel bad
goffin is a good boi

do you rate the Acapulco open, /tennis/?
It's pretty comfy

yeah we do and yes it's comfy

>no glasses

too cute

Harrison is a nice guy. He just suffers from white line fever.

Reminder that one(1) week from now Halep will be leading the WTA again, as God intended.

>Thmeme is 13-1 this year so far

All will be well 1 week from now

>madrid m1000 has the worst troph-

Withdrew in Doha.
I actually think that's a cool idea for a trophy -- a painting of the winner.

*withdrew in Doha and last a match to the sport itself

not with le modern art meme tho

I'm coming back lads

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world number 8 jack sock

youtube.com/watch?v=WzyaIUo9Q30

did you bring me a souvenir?

[spoiler]agf[/spoiler]

nogaems

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If Federer played in a real era aka 80s and 90s he would have 10 slams tops.

If my grandma had balls she'd be my granddad

Transphobe

If a Finn sliced off his balls he'd be a Swede

Xenophobe

go out and try to shag cici bellis m8

american gun regulation; incoming

What does this post have to do with tennis?

who's the redditor

reddit.com/r/tennis/comments/7yn6zy/david_bowie_goffin/duht89d/?context=3

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xyz
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Osaka goating, she really is formidable. Needs to polish her interview skills though.
Far out.

>jojj is also on reddit

>he doesn't know my reddit username by heart

ah, vietbong thinks he's a non-normie 4channer (it's a mindtrap)

>If you read Plato and misunderstand all of it, sure it's your view, but it can obviously be more wrong than another. Much like that Jordan Peterson's view on postmodernism is that of an incoherent dullard. This is obvious to anyone minimally acquainted with French philosophy and Jordan Peterson.

What did you mean by this?

looks like old JP is living in your mind rent free xD

shall b stepping bak from this here fine poomunity and site for a while
see u

are you the fedelel argie

hwat is¿
only fedelel l knew was romanian

that peterson uses the idea that a myriad of differing opinions exist to contend that his ideas have more validity than they do, put simply
please share your thoughts

this post isn't autistic enough, so I doubt it

He's been resurfacing with an argie flag

Gl hf will miss u

my friend who has an alcoholic father got into JP real bad

the guy is basically just a professor who gets rich by whining about cleaning your room, standing up straight and throwing some alt-right stuff in to spice it up. It's the most inane self-help garbage with some reactionary conspiracy theories. (the cultural Marxism meme).

For people such as my semi intelligent friend with daddy issues that shit is like cat nip. It's disgusting

Farewell Nico, when can we expect your return?

clean your room ;)

don know much re peterson other than the 'clean ur room' mem and the cultist-like behaviour of his followers. zero value proposition associated w this tbqh

idk
dpends on how some irl shiet goes

At least based commiefinn will never leave us

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I never clean my room ;)

>tfw gf

who won the BA open?

Rewatched Fed vs Agassi and Fed vs Roddick @ US Open vids in 60fps, bretty good.
If 2017-2018 Fed went back to play 2005-2006 Fed, the old one would probably win 1 set and lose 3. Better backhand and serve can't make up for better foot speed and forehand.

Gabe you should know better than to post this on here, nonetheless, I am very happy for you man

>tfw CiCi will never be your gf
why are you leaving argentier

Thanks

Thiem

how to get gf.
pls respond

just bee yourself(:

go to the pub, mingle
i meant please share your thoughts on leaving, not peterson

what year is that racquet from

I used dating sites, irl dating is unknown to me

>meme answer
b urself

>not meme answer
develop urself a set of values, normally this is best developed by working a job where you can learn useful things from it

you don't have to go outside a lot (I don't either), just dress properly whenever you do. If you want to be looked at by well-adjusted people, dress like a well-adjusted person first.

don't laugh too much in the presence of women, but don't look like a dour faggot either. it's best to generally keep an unimpressed facial expression

don't try to inject your humor/memes into every part of the conversation. Try to show some sympathy if the situation calls for it, even if you don't really care at all.

10is 66, the normie invasion (1990s)

show me you are racket collection

>don't laugh too much in the presence of women
what? why? seems really odd 2bh

can't even tell whether im improving anymore

because laughing too much is a sign of weakness

remember rule number 1: women only find something attractive if they find you attractive first

what is the point of tomatoes on a 'za? shits already the sauce

nice nipples Konta
I still can't believe how bad womens tennis is
the serves from my tennis partner are better than kontas/kasatkinas/radwanskas serves and he started playing 2 years ago.. doesn't even play in real matches
they don't even try to return difficult shots

>t. jordan peterson

those are peppers you swine

>american "education"

>tomatoes

>because laughing too much is a sign of weakness
sorry but i reject your ""wisdom""

good posts

now how do i get an Osaka gf?

disregard i am retard

i have never watched any of his video. watching a yt vid of someone speaking into a camera is a very autistic activity.

don't doubt, jew. that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date

>that's my experience from having a gf + 1 tinder date
you're an expert then. my b

will do by tomorrow if you like, have to dig out the old ones

how many rackets do you have?
also dame robert dinero por favor

be born as a nip

>smilelet soy farmers persist in /xyz/

>education
didn't know that you learn something about tomatoes and peppers in schools

That being said, I could do with getting a handy from the hand that Konta uses to bounce the ball. hnng

>he didn't learn about tomatoes and peppers in Pizza class
>the state of German """education"""

but she's like half-nip, why is life so unfair

5 or 6

loool

oh you mean this osaka, thought you said "gf who's from osaka of japan"
well, just b white and b urself I guess

what's wrong with the pub??

tfw black
brb ending my life

they only have that in italy you doofus

a pub is where you go to have a drink with your m8s, not to show a girl your French knowledge by asking "voulez vous coucher avec moi?"

show me the collection tomorrow la
>not going to school in Italy
why do people do this?

doesn't really matter, you can score at the pub too. don't hold back on the laughter though

but what if she's French

i only go to the pub when friends invite me

whats the difference between a bar and a pub?

It's OK user, you're probably hwhiter than he.

she will likely tell her friends that "honhonhon look at this monkey trying to speak french"

Have you?

he?
also i'm african so thats impossible

o/c but i'm an oldfag

>t. 33 year old man
when's your b'day so i can update your age in my records

do you say african- british or british-african or something else or shun categorization or rather not talk about it or what?

Nigerian.
i rarely post when i'm home because its easy to spot my shitposting that way

tbqh having the interpersonal skill to pick up random girls from random places is very good
but if you had that skill, why would you have to use it on something as mundane as picking up chicks? You could, say, convince people to invest in the business you're starting instead, for example.
that's why I will tell you to develop values and get more experience to turn you from a brainlet to brainiac first. gf/women are secondary, you'll grab them along the way. don't waste time going to public places to find which midget chav is willing to sleep with you for the night

Vietnam in this thread
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this is probably somewhat culturally specific

>2018 anno domini
>all your philosophy of life is oriented around a Scarface quote

youtube.com/watch?v=8ORQJtxicrA

also

>You could, say, convince people to invest in the business you're starting instead, for example.

you what? Banks are useful for this if you need money lol

nice, like to dip into nigerian music, all that good funk. shame about the situation there atm
>Banks
t. banker's heir

>laying it down like it is
do what you want, i never said making money isn't a good way to get laid. you can just go to the pub though

palyuchenkova is a qt but damn I love konta's sweating reddened face

I'm pretty sure it's invariable for the urban womeme demographic

that's just an example

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eh, don't really care about it desu. the real shame is the fact that there are no tennis players from here, and almost nobody plays it for fun, i'm tired of playing with only my brother all the time

damn you, gonna end up watching scarface later
unnerving


time for chung

lel
makes me wanna re-watch it. such a great movie

why is there a car on the court?

it's the price?

>when you win a car tournament on a shitty design year

for the doubles winners who gets the car

It's a special car. Reminds him of his only grass title in 7 years

the idea gains no traction with me

>“If you don’t shut your faggot ass up I will fuck your dad with a rake”
jesus christ chung

>tfw you enjoy rubbing your face and then smelling your hands

this is one of my favorite threads
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/81627669/#81627669

Mlade so fucking hot. Don't care if she's bitchy or fucks her brother.

based norrie

>Challenger Tour advertisements
are you guys seeing it on your TVs

I particularly enjoy djokovic's insight into the challenger tour

lel

Norrie choking hard

just like your mum

lmao!!!

It still doesn't seem real that best boys are 1/2 in tennis still in this, the year of our Lord 2018.

How shit is tennis going to be in 5 years when everyone in the top 10 is gone except Sock, Thiem, and Zverev?

wtf Chung

kek

>doubting based norrie

hopefully there will be live gladiatorial combat by then

Chung seems off

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>no federer
who are they kidding

CHUNG'D

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god i wish that were my gf

>le rip into le forehand man
Norrie? more like sorry lmoa

based 4Chung

can't bung the Chung

chung's endgame unavoidable now

chungmate

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*blocks your path*

>he doesn't want a tennis ball car

People born after the early 90s have no idea how big Kournikova was.

>2 pushers on clay
I now remember how boring clay can be

>implying clay isn't the thinking man's surface

If they actually construct the point well, maybe.
But it often leads to 2 defensive players just hitting back the ball back with no plan.

I've been banned for posting less sexual images than these ads

theplayerstribune.com/mardy-fish-us-open/

is mardy fish /ourguy/?

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my heart goes out to him

ffs rogerinho

>Fraudix Auger Aliassime

Rio Open
>bunch of clayfags & Cilic

Imagine if Youngerer had the backhand, serve, and tactics that Olderer has.

Imagine being Nadal in that final and having to be all like "damn, Roger Federer, your fuckin' quickness and finesse, all centered and balanced and never missing backhands. I would totally have your backhand, both my clay form and the none clay me." when all he really wants to do is insert another 16 needles in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Nadal and not only sit on your base line while Roger Federer flaunts his superior athleticism in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your receding hairline, and just sit there, shot after shot, set after set, while he perfected that backhand. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking forehand but his superior sportsmanship as everyone on the court tells him he's STILL THE GOAT and DAMN, A 35 YEAR OLD PLAYS LIKE THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his one handed backhand contort the ball into reaching areas of the court you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been injecting nothing but a healthy diet of roids and TRT and later HGH for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the mud huts in Spain. You've never even seen anything this fucking talented before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his bandanaed forehead as he strikes the ball in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his GOAT Status "FedeGOAT (for that is what he calls himself)". And then the umpire calls for another let service, and you know you could kill every single person one the court before the slams security could put you down, but you take your second serve, because you're fucking Nadal. You're not going to lose your future Roland Garros win for this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

will miss you, you were certainly quite the controversial user

I traced this one back to last March
pretty new pasta desu

>full-grown adult judging a 17-year-old on the internets for a skill he can't duplicate

*loses*

Imagine being this new and not even knowing the Arnie classic

>judging athletes on Cred Forumsfor a skill he can't duplicate
That's literally every post on Cred Forums

okay that's fair but he's literally at the beginning of his career

>Bellucci winning the first set after being down 5-2
Fognini is such a mental midget.
Bellucci will probably still lose anyway.

Is this match worth watching

>tfw people think is a good idea play a open during a fed intervention

wait Sock is playing?
wtf no one said anything

Fognini choking hard again

Sock is playing super conservatively
I can kinda see his plan, he's gonna fire things up the last minute and save energy until then

>medical timeout
Fognini shook

This stupid trivia gimmick at Delray Beach needs to stop

Fognini dresses like he's the edgiest person in Italy

Sorry, just want him to achieve something to warrant being treated like the 2nd coming of Christ.

no one's treating him like the 2nd coming of Christ, some of us just hope he can pull off a few big wins while he's still young

Bellucci now choking
oh god the humanity

Seen plenty of posts on forums and reddit claiming his ATG status is basically a forgone conclusion.

>reddit
that's only if you actually value their opinions, which I completely stopped doing after the AO fiasco

>justini

lol this Brazil crowd is so mean to Fogna

I would probably like Fog if he didn't dress like such a twat

youtube.com/watch?v=zNBgowEB_1w

What happened to Kirilenko, lads?