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James Vick is the next big thing at 155lbs
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Dana, if you're reading this, DC vs Stipe can still be cancelled. There are hundreds of better matchups.

>no other fighter whose beaten a draw has become a draw themselves, or even had their draw power impacted
>redditors think Nate Diaz is the one exception to this rule in one hundred years of combat sports history
It's honestly kind of sad.

Name 100

Stipe vs (You) is a good replacement fight

Name 5

Butt Beast vs Ngannou going deep at a fight near u

There are not even a hundred heavyweights, the fuck you talking about.

main event early stoppage edition

webms?

I honestly think Black Beast would've done better against Stipe than Ngannou did. Black Beast is really good at just standing the fuck up when wrestled, he's got as much power in his hands as Francis, and his chin and striking are about as good.

The other thread still has loads of posts u dorks!

yeah honestly I agree, Black Beast has a very interesting skill set

Yeah, because 20 posts got deleted between this thread getting made and now

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conor vs nate 3-103

For me, it's Jessica Rose Clarke

That's 101, get checked for CTE

I aint mad atcha

whose that qt wmma fighter, she's aussie and someone killed her cat

cowboy looks old

101 includes 100. the task was to name 100 which was completed successfully. the task was NOT to name 100 to the exclusion of all others. your comment was wholly unnecessary.

jake matthews

mccuck fears james vick

Big shouts out Nate Diaz for lighting up the kush tonight. Keep it California man. Weed Coast >>>

prime schaub would heem ngannou 100%

All you're doing is offering proof that McGregor and St Pierre are draws while the Diaz brothers aren't.

How black beast meme is still alive? No condition, hands down, ko power is hes only weapon.

Jessica rose Clark my man

Mate you just described the average top 10 Heavyweight

no

I really want Mckenzie dern to get knocked out stiff in her ufc debut. I want to see her seize up, stick her arm straight out and maybe even a boob wobble as she lays to rest on the ground.

you jjst saw him land at will on a top ten heavyweight my man, what do you think

Derrck Lewis is a fat nigger but I cant help but like him

Heavyweight is such a trash division

Someone killed her cat?

El cucky fears vick

>when you beat the biggest meme in sports and then take a dive in the 2nd to setup a guranteed trilogy and now you dont need to work anymore

>DUUUDE WEED LMAO
>*loses every fight*

Wonder how they would fare against the other divisions

Not gonna happen, Invicta has better fighters than Yoder

>when you forget to pay taxes and the US government takes all your winnings

>the strains of marijuana that the Diaz bros smoke are literally proven to enhance performance in sports
Might as well have been sticking a needle up his poopchute

>not setting up a trust account in the british virgin islands that gets paid

its like your a baby

go vegan too you shitcunt

youtube.com/watch?v=E1MsagAVZOw

CARB LOADING

getting ready for the next fight what a guy

this cunt must be like 130kg cutting down, god damn

James Vick is *the* definition of a cutbabby. how the fuck is he fighting at 155?

>Which class has the best synergy with Barbarian in a 2-person campaign?

there are some decent fights to be had at HW atm just not for the belt cause Stipe is a mile ahead of everyone

Hunt/Ngannou and Lewis/Ngannou are interesting. Tuivasa and Blaydes are coming up for some good matchups

best hw fight is ngannou vs treadmill tbqh

The biggest issue with Heavyweight (and to a lesser degree Light Heavyweight) is that everyone's bad at fighting except for a couple of guys. Someone who wouldn't even be able to make it into the UFC as a Lightweight could be ranked top 10, or even top 5, in those divisions.

youtu.be/Uh22FDd3QJQ?t=1m59s

Does anyone here have a better eternal boy than me?

>6'4, billed at 120kg but LITERALLY and non-commentary memetically moved like a middleweight while having great cardio and knockout power
>some of the sliccest heavyweight boxing in MMA
>gold medalist in sambo
>almost never had a boring fight

thats my boy.

Yes he’s already our guy. But I still think Lewis is underrated. Now that his back problems are taken care of. He’s basically a better Mark Hunt at this point. I’m upset he didn’t call out Ngannou like he said he would. He’s going DEEP into this division.

>when you see the russian prison tattoos
>You're fucked

Could Alex beat Fedor?

no

Nowadays, yeah. Prime for prime Fedor would take him down and tear his arm off in short order

Both at their peak Fedor wins every time. If Alex had the training discipline Fedor did, however, then it'd be 10/10 Alex.

youtu.be/mA6folCFG1k

Prime Sergei was pretty based
>that fucking entrance
youtube.com/watch?v=thGL1tdB3Uo

>all 3 Emelianenko siblings agree that Alex is the talented one
>Sambo champion
>some of the best striking in HW
>as fast as a Welterweight
>iron chin
>hits hard as fuck
>all this while larger than Fedor
Alex is literally Fedor but better in every way, but he's got a Charles Bennet-esque in his attitude towards training so he never accomplished anything in MMA.

did derrick lewis get his back fixed?

He's still going, saw him in Bellator a while back and couldn't believe it

>fights are over
>everyone disappears

fucking normies on /heem/ i fucking knew it

who /comfy/ here?

...

He was certainly the most talented in losing to a load of fucking cans without wikipedia pages, and in being a literal rapist.

there is literally nothing wrong with rape

...

imagine getting knocked out and trying to regain consciousness in a crowded arena full of people and straight ahead you see that

(you)

This, him and his bro are my boys.

What is the name of this position?

brapster

posting during the event is boring as fuck, it's all about post-fight analysis

fuck lads

Guess the fighter

>Fire goldie
>Hire this terrible Jimmy Smith guy
Jesus, he's the worst.
Also, where was Bruce this last event?

Sage lost.

Jessica Andrade

Thug Rose

Good card, but kind of odd. I wouldn't be surprised if every single winner on the main card lost their next fight.

>tfw discovering qts while playing WMMA5 and feeding them absolute shit cans

Delusion he would get stopped

Fact: Czechs are the most powerful race in the world.

youtube.com/watch?v=kcerBvftLHc

feel like pure shit, just want him back

This hurts my knees to watch.

Why? He is an entitled douchebag

Lewis/Ngannou is THE fight to make.

Why would you want back a retired journeyman? Do you wish Hendo was still fighting, too?

> new found interest in Sambo
> doesn't look like if there's anywhere to train around here

unironically, yes

Well, at least you have the excuse that Hendo was exciting and good at fighting at one point.

What is your maximum bench press for repetitions?

He was the lazy out of thse 2 brothers
doesnt deserve respec cos he went mental on fedor

There were 3 brothers

>lost to cro crap
>a guy schaub beat

Sage Northcult fucking sucks at fighting and acting.

Dont ever post on my heem again

Is he doing right?

by beating Moras a part time mma fighter? kek dumbass Czech

youtu.be/N78SuVHM9CM

>UFC will never, ever be as hype as this fucking video

Morning friends!

Lost money on Trinaldo last night
>tfw
But at least Sage won.

my iq level just dropped by 10 units. Diaz bros = Dump and dumber

You forgot she was getting destroyed every time Morass got close enough to grab her.

sippin right now lads

You have just proved that guy right

What BS are you talking now? Who asked you to analyse this fight? Moras was already make a statement by beating AES and she couldnt afford a proper camp idiot

>Sage won.
dude will never be a contender lol
that's scraping the bottom of the shit barrel for opponents unless he fights in smaller orgs for a while

Sage Northcutt is still the fourth youngest fighter in the UFC roster. He has a serious chance of making something of himself provided he trains his chin

WMMA is fucking horrible

that's the problem with this sport
you get brain damage and other injuries by 21

in other sports if you're a great teenage prospect like say kobe bryant was you can just sit on the bench lol

Just rewatched Pride 32

>Randleman looking like he belongs in IFBB
>bouncing around with so much energy that that it looks like he's a 15 year old with ADHD
>fights off an ankle lock by flexing for 30 seconds and screaming in pain
>fights off a kneebar for another 15 seconds while his quads look inhumanly vascular

I've never seen a man epitomise Tren abuse so hard in my life. /ourroidmonkey/

sage is really there because of his look, there are kids his age and younger who actually have more relevant skills, world championships in things not like fucking karate or whatever faggotry he did

I wonder what Randlegod is up to these days

>UFC crowds full of slags and escorts
>Pride gets top tier cuties

cunt

>He has a serious chance of making something of himself
He will never do that. If you really study his progress you soon will realize the end is coming. From flashy ko's to the point he needed the media protection and now the protection is over.Bye Sage and the dumpasses who support him

This is a better intro than most action movies.
UFC should be embarrassed, mainstream brand and still cant run a promo to save their lives.

PRIDE NEVER DIES
>dies

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if her dad doesnt already post on /heem/ he should he would fit right in

he could heem everyone in this thread for sure

I could unironically heem khabib

With Conor out, does SBG have any relevant fighters? Gunni doesn't actually train there, he just does his camps there. There's no one else, is there?

No shit, he is a 5'9 midget

facepoop

the scatguard

Same height as the current LHW champion

...

DC is 5'11

Take a look at em side by side

when is jade rivera's first professional fight?

Fell for the leglock meme.

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back...

The 'I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me'-lock.

Just got done watching last night's fights. Anyone else think the main event should have got fight of the night instead of Davis vs. Peterson?

>Implying i couldn't heem him as well
lmao

It looks like it says fap right above is head

wait.. Sean O'Malley is American???

Stayed up until the Camozzi fight and then went to sleep.
It was a pretty decent card up until that point at least.

The next card is great on paper. Looking forward to it.

The pigg rigg diet
Champ material

fighting for his deceased father
thatss what motivated him
one of a kind

I'm an OG, was drinking body armor before it was the official drink of the UFC

If you work a physically demanding job there is no better drink

delusional

Took me a moment to realize that wasn't nate's tiny arm

I knew what I was doing lad

Glad my effort wasnt for naught

why do normies love huge apple monitors?

Should there be a 165 pound division?

Why would 5 fucking lbs make such a difference that we need an entire new weight class?

i don't think so, but it would only work if you move welterweight to 175, so then the divisions would just go up in 10s until LHW

you get rid of 170 and make 165 and 175

>some years pass
>Sage is still the 17th youngest fighter on the roster my man, he could really turn into something big with the right training camp.
This meme has to stop. Sage just doesn't have what it takes. He's barely scraping by against these literal who cans. Seems like a nice kid and all but there's no chance he'll ever even break into the top 10.

60 kg, 65, 70, 77, 85, 92, 105, 105+

I got your back

165 and 175, for sure.

With 155 and 170, there are a big group of guys that are clearly in-betweeners. Too big / cutting too much for 155, but just a little undersized at 170. I say they make 165 and 175, and let all the guys at 170 choose which class they wanna move to. As for the champ, he can also decide to move up or down and will default as the champ at that weight class.

kek I'm going to start using this

>32 Year old man, his identity defined by weed, he never works.
>1.25:1 record.
>LMAO WHAT A BADASS LMAO

WOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Give me strength to write my dissertation lads

Nate legit looks like he has CTE in his face

is ufc 222 the card to separate the hardcores from the casuals?

>wahh being a student is so hard
nigga i wish i was back at uni every single day, stop complaining

>I wish I was back at uni doing my History of Art degree
Some people have difficult degrees and can't just fuck about 24/7 mate

i did Law, stop whinging you fucking poof, this is why everyone hates students

will the californian kid ruin /our boy/

Yeah, and like I said, some people have difficult degrees

>still hasn't said what he's reading

Name one world MMA organization that doesn't have at least 2 top 5 fighters in their rankings.

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I can't believe based Sage's sister fucks black guys!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

If MMA fighters played Lord of the Rings characters who would be who?

I can't believe some of you faggots have been hyping up Vick

It fucking sucks that all fighters on earth aren't in the same huge organization. Most of the guys in ACB would steamroll UFC's ranks

>haha boy this fight sure is fun Mr. Gouti

Nah mate, you da dern.

He's a very good fighter

>le ebin russians xD

Shut the fuck up.

He's a shit fighter who relies on his lankiness and the fact that he's way oversized for the division to win his fights. The guy should be fighting at fucking middleweight, not lightweight.

Who's gonna give a fuck for that fake dumpshit Dern anyway. An american brazilian lazy bimbo cow borned in Arizona. In some interviews she speaks English,in others she speaks portuguese in an attempt to increase her stupid fanbase. She's gonna saved by judges. Same old story

For me this card is about Frankie,Zingano and I'm curious about Caraway As for Cyborg i dont care about the roid bitch

>he’s tall, he should fight 185
He’s lanky as fuck. He makes 155 just fine he’s not cutting Tibai tier amounts

Are neck curls a meme?

her stupid sister looks like Sage but on long hair kek

How does romero block every single punch?

HAHAHAHAHA

Heeminder that Mike Perry is in studio at the beginning of the MMA Hour

this

russian love has got to go. if sambo was hard it would be called NCAA division 1

God

steroids

Why doesn't god protecc his legs though?

Nice defense...

This. Some guys are just lankier naturally. I'm 6'0' and I compete at 130

God is known to skip leg day

Why is god faggot and make human head weak?
>Take one punch
>CTE

that's only if you're a chinlet

i could snap you in half with a single roundhouse

Reminder that englandeers are faggotian

I only compete in nogi bjj

gay jesus protects him

5th Amendment

reminder that lewis fans are faggotian because he knock out some literal who and everyone cums

Fuck that retard

Can't wait for /ourguy/ Lewis to shadow realm Ngannou

coalbur northcutt

what a degenerate family

me in the back middle

lol
i wonder if he signed up for stocktons free $500 giveaway

Lmao lewis has no chance

I reckon Ngannou would win it desu

says the shirtless break dancer

wifey material

He has a better cardio than Francis

Francis decapitates him with one punch

rate this card:

Josh Emmett vs. Jeremy Stephens
Jéssica Andrade vs. Tecia Torres
Ovince Saint Preux vs. Ilir Latifi
Mike Perry vs. Max Griffin
Renan Barão vs. Brian Kelleher
Sara McMann vs. Marion Reneau
Angela Hill vs. Maryna Moroz
Ben Saunders vs. Alan Jouban
Gilbert Burns vs. Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Sam Alvey vs. Marcin Prachnio
Rani Yahya vs. Russell Doane
Eric Shelton vs. Alex Perez
Albert Morales vs. Manny Bermudez

Hey boys

kek is it a joke? One week Ngannou is 10/10 ,next week he loses then goes to 1/10 and he's gonna heemd by Lewis . /heem/ is sponsored be retards

how ya hanging in there, calendar?

8/10

>Josh Emmett vs. Jeremy Stephens
>Jéssica Andrade vs. Tecia Torres
>Ovince Saint Preux vs. Ilir Latifi
>Mike Perry vs. Max Griffin
>Gilbert Burns vs. Olivier Aubin-Mercier

friendly reminder calender is the spammer

i bet his dick game is weak because he just has a big willy

>you have to be 1/10 to be KO'd by derrick lewis
you're making up issues where there are none. fuck off, go watch the winter olympics

what's the medal count?

Literally who the fuck cares it's just going down a mountain with sticks

Last night sucked, main event was disappointing, Lewis won a fluke, Sage will never be good.

pre prime sage isnt good but prime sage will be the natty goat

Why don't you get in there and heem him, nigger

dudes fucked up. was coaching my brothers high school wrestling team. think he fell back into drug abuse. met him ta few times, nice guy

>fighters i hate won so im a salty faggot

Ftfy

you know he passed away two years ago right

Cazzie.

This.
It was a great night. Loads of heems, only two boring fights and Cowboy's back.
What the fuck do you want

Dude when I lived in Germany I saw a bunch of German girls with black dudes. Your women are whores. Just as bad as American women.

was the sara moreass fight worth watching? i wanna make bunda webms but i dont wanna watch a snoozer

Derrick Lewis would bet absolutely embarrassed by Stipe, it wouldn't even be funny it would be sad, I would pity lewis

>when I lived in Germany
never happened, try harder

Good god
The slag got hit with the ugly stick, and now she'll have to pay the toll on top of that.
JUST

Our country is 1% black at most though

That makes it even worse you idiot

>seen ortegafag shitpost on here so much seeing this promo last night reminded me of him

>mfw the soylent arrives

Black Beass is back in did hoe

Good picture
saved

He is talking out of his ass though. German woman/ black man is rare and 99% of the time they go for old/ ugly women so they can stay here

>Hey T, great fight man.
>Here's your sub of the night bonus, a Nintendo switch!

They usually go for the fat hauptschuelerinnen that don't get anyone from the aryan masterrace

Well that's kind of the way it works

Prelims were boring, main card was boring. Main event was disappointing

Was sad seeing Alves like that but damn did Curtis look good. Was funny seeing all those people claim he was going to lose knowing full well they'd never watched him fight before.

Roy nelson got robbed by Mitrione right?

Millender said he's a mandrama/CM Punk fan and wants to fight Mickey Gall for what he did

No at most it could've been a draw.

which round was a 10-8?

I want him to fight winner of Mike Perry vs Griffin.

People are claiming the 3rd round should've been a 10-8 for Roy.

James Vick got dropped by Trinaldo lmao, he aint shit

yfw James Vick finally gets a high ranked opponent and gets heemed

>ONE FC in 4 (four) days
Cazzies will sleep on this

Prelims were great, youre just a faggot. DC got obliterated by Jon past July and it was still a great night of fights. Grow up

But he didnt. He dropped Trinaldo. Why do cazzies get so easily worked by Vick?

>cazzie
>worked
heem yourself

Champs by the end of 2018
>MEN’S FLW
Mighty Mouse
>MEN’S BW
John Dodson
>MEN’S FEATHERWEIGHT
Michael Johnson
>LIGHTWEIGHT
Kevin Lee
>WELTERWEIGHT
Tyron Woodley
>MIDDLEWEIGHT
Yoel Romero
>LHW
DC until retirement, then Manuwa
>HW
Francis Ngannou

Worked

>LIGHTWEIGHT
>Kevin Lee
Lmao

Trinaldo dropped Vick as well buddy

Sage is Artem Lobov of our generation, great athlete but never a great fighter

Gouti got robbed against Sage

Trinaldo got robbed

Retard

>Artem Lobov
>great athlete
What?

No he didn’t, he didnt even come close to.

Do people on heem even watch the fights?

Explain how Trinaldo won the first two rounds

Pressure, knockdown, submission attempts

A radical way to engage with incest in the family.

Are you biased, because nobody else thinks Trinaldo won
Also this

he knocked Vick down tho?

Ngannu will sniff his ass.

>pressure
Not a legitimate scoring metric

>knockdown
Didn’t happen. Are you alright?

>submission attempt
In the first round where he got dropped and otherwise outstruck

Look on instagram, loads of people had it two rounds for Trinaldo, Yanks as well.

What I just said hue

>Sage is Artem Lobov of our generation

made a lot more sense if you had just stoped there.

>loads of people

No one. Shut the fuck up retard

My fantasy champs end of 2018:

>WBW
Raquel Pennington
>WSW
Rose Namajunas
>Flyweight
Who cares
>Bantamweight
Cody Garbrandt
>Featherweight
Korean Zombie
>Lightweight
Tony Ferguson
>Welterweight
Mike Perry
>Middleweight
Kelvin Gastelum
>Light Heavyweight
DC
>Heavyweight
DC

Thoughts?

this isn't even believable brit

>mike perry
>raquel pennington
>kelvin gastelum

i would like some of these, but not happening, korean zombie can be champion tho, dc, rose, tony and cody (this for sure) can be champions

>Judging by cazzie media scores and not hardcore fan scores

>Garbrandt
>Perry
Douchbags

>Namajunas
Hate her aswell for some reason

Cool, can't wait to hear how he's preparing for his upcoming bout against... uh... erm... that one guy with the... ya know... what's his name again?

>trying to sound tough on heem
cringe, not my fault you don't have social media is it

Based

Just noticed Cody Nodad. Never mind

>cazzie
It would seem mandrama grew bored of their ""sport""

I dont have a mental illness that allows me to explore worlds where Trinaldo dropped Vick let alone come close to remotely hurting him, filled with magical retarded dwarves who think the fight was close

1:25 p.m. ET -- Mike Perry in studio

2:25 p.m. -- Elias Theodorou

2:45 p.m. -- Yoel Romero

3:05 p.m. -- Israel Adesanya

3:25 p.m. -- Leslie Smith

3:45 p.m. -- Will Brooks

4:05 p.m. -- TJ Dillashaw

4:25 p.m. -- Matt Mitrione

>Dodson
>Johnson
>Lee

Lmao

Hello, Heem! I wonder your opinion. Sage won today's fight?

Who would you pick over him?

tj "im joe rogan down to the tats" dillashaw
dominic "the autist runner" cruz
jimmie "gritty beast" rivera?

Could have gone either way. I give it to sage because the frenchman was not active at all, he kept getting sage to the ground... for no reason

I would pick the guy that gadooshed “I broke my back” guy 5 tines in 2 rounds my guy. Killashaw. Brits in shambles..

Knew you was samefagging lmao

Not him but fuck you bitch come across the pond and get tapped cunt

>Knew you was. We’ve got a Brit wigger itt

Cody "I beat him in sparring" Garbrandt

Trinaldo vs Vick was solid, but the judges got it all wrong. I reckon Trinaldo won that fight. He got a huge knockdown and did the most damage in that fight.

I ignored your post because of all the reddit spacing and are you okay and replied to the other guy but what a surprise it was still you.

Oh you was just pretending to be retarded and schizophrenic. Even more sad frankly.

u shur?

stop baiting brit

Hey bitchface dont talk to Americans like that

When was this KD?
I remember Vick knocking trinaldo down with a left hand in the first but he ate every overhand left Trinaldo threw if I recall

Kek, you americans are getting destroyed itt also Vick clearly won 2 roudns

He’s just baiting because he realizes how utterly wrong and stupid he was. Tries to make it seem like he was only pretending

Haha love it. Yes mate, I was lying the whole time because I know you're stupid enough to get frustrated you little manchild. Proper mad you

The more retarded brits I see the more I appreciate my bases bongs.

Americans own heem and any other opinion is 100% invalid

Americans also cannot be btfo on heem as no ither country even comes close to our mma dominance

You're really damage controlling bud, thats not even me. But you already knew that.

You could at least post more believable bait, like idiots who think Hendricks beat GSP

>i was only pretending to be retarded

Sad life.

Hahaha the madman got him to throw a wobbly, absolutely dench, he actually did it!

>"our"
t. 56%er

My man Americans own mma! Tell me one current non American champ.

These guys is insulting his man, I wonder if he'll quickly make a private account to message them all abuse. user account for obvious reasons though.

>canadians counter trolling

You know damn well GSP got his shit tossed

Heem is awful but the rest of Cred Forums is 9gag tier autism. Not the kind thats funny to laugh at like the spammer

If they arent from America it doesnt even matter
100% white not a drop of africa

Speaking of the spammer where is he today.. I miss him

Your Aldo videos suck

An American walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're American aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the fattest fuck I've ever seen in my life."

GSP won 1, 3, and 5 unironically.
I didn't even know it was controversial until I went online, maybe I'm shit at judging fights.
Also thought Jones clearly beat Gus

>>WBW
>Raquel Pennington
>>Bantamweight
>Cody Garbrandt
>>Heavyweight
>DC

Drugs will kill you boi

Chile truly is the King of Spics. Whiter than Argentina and Uruguay as well, take it from someone who's actually been there.

Hendricks did beat GSP you jackass

Raquel beats Nunes

Yeah for sure big Baldo fan, insane damage control for this here yank

0/10

>copying a joke from the other Cred Forums thread linked earlier
heem yourself.

james vick future star????
Go for a walk or something.Get out of your basement jerk

In that case you'd be shit at fighting. Name ONE good white MMA fighter, I'll wait.

Vick heems Aldo

>britains biggest claim to fame is a can that retired to avoid an elderly cuban

I'm honestly not baiting that's what I thought idiot
Do you think Hendricks beat GSP or Gus beat Jones or what?

Sorry, white *American

Daniel Cormier

A Canadian walks in to a pub, says "I'll have a bud light". The bartender replies "you're Canadian aren't you?" The guy says "how did you know? Was it the beer or the accent?" To which the bartender replies "neither, you're the worst heem poster I've ever seen in my life."

American cant handle the bants

in which parallel universe dumpass? Nunes is a killing machine. Only Prime Zingano has a chance to do it

wow take that back

TJ

Wow so hard!

Cormier is actually 1/128th black, nice try though.

I meant a grown man, not a C-list manlet.

Raquel stops the takedowns, survives the early onset, boxes her up, chokes her out late, fucks Tecia raw live on PPV

Prime Cat would get spladooshed by current Nunes

>????

cuck

>average British man
>can’t even Heem a 12 year old girl
twitter.com/DerbysPolice/status/965614004940009473/video/1

Vick heems Mcgreggor within a round

suck your mom tits idiot with Who is Vick and James Van Der Beek

Yank must have a weird as fuck skull or something hence the damage control because of some can

Is this enough make up?

Vick heems my dick within a round turd

Oh sweden so tolerant

Vick chokes out Aldo in a round

Unironically disgusting.

Whittaker? McGregor?

Shevchenko has a lot of Ukranian slut in her dna

How can you not like this man?

Get a proper PM cause the one you have is like those ugly ladywhores in a bordelo

Main event stoppage early af

Stipe?

I’m not a 12 year old who think smoking and swearing is cool. Unironically grow up.

then you woke up and BJ your dad to get another round of hidden pokemon cards

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>McGregor
ha
>Whittaker
Nice interim, loser

Mcgregor is a paperchamp. Whittaker is certified 56% white on his dads side therefore he counts as American. Try again.

He sounds like Walter White Jr.

Hohol goblin or not I would fuck it

say hello to your dad bitch

You've done this before but it's never me you're arguing with I don't argue online. And I don't think they do.

Nunes will win the decision but Raquel will win the fight

GSP, Cyborg, Nunes?

ah ok you just shatfarted now

Sure

>McGregor
has never defended

you win a belt but haven't defended = beltholder
you successfully defend your belt = champion

Everyone knows this.
Let's stop calling McGregor a champion.
Besides, he's had 2 real fights in 2.5 years - he should have been stripped long ago.

>vacated
>WMMA
>WMMA

>"I am happy for Floyd and his recent announcement that he is out of these current fight negotiations. "
>current

Gsp American revolutioned micheal britbing.. do I need to elaborate? Cyborg is a male crushing female cans in a meme division. Nunes was beat by Shevchenko a fat womanlet

So who does Cerrone fight next?

i think a banana is missing from the plate and he's too stoned to admit that he put the banana inside his ass that irish faggot

I don't really understand why you think otherwise but it's fine you don't have to like them.

You got BTFO and now you’re apologizing.

James Vick fucked so many moms, only reason so many haters on here and reddit.

>and reddit
Stay there, faggot

Apologizing for what?

Hey it’s better that mohammed apologizes rather than blowing us all up.

James Vick fucks dead animals not women

Shit gimmick. Just stop

very likely,tbqh
but it kinda sounds like floyd is actually negotiating with the bald fuck

Let the hate flow through you bro
he got a pinky in your mums smelly arsehole

Don’t think we don’t know how to weeed em our, govna.

>James "Peahead" Vick

James "No one will fight me" Vick

If you actually think it's me being mean to you in here then we can talk in the discord and I will show you it's not but I think you might just be trolling.

Guys Perry is in the building.

give me 5' in a room with Dana White

This fella slaps your gal's rump at the club. Wut do u do?

mike perry is a retard

>the discord
Cringe

chill alex,focus on volkan!

that doesnt change the fact that we all want to fuck his wife

Polite
>Friendly
>Always has a smile
>Likable
>Funny
>Charming
>Handsome
>Athletic
>Talented
>Beautiful striking
>Slightly awkward
>White

Explain HOW someone cannot like this man without being
>Faggot
>Douche
>Racist minority
>White cuck
>Soy boy
>Pedophile or pedophile enabler
>member of ISIS

>Manuwa

lol no. Gus or Volkan

>Mike Perry talks about the time he pushed Jeremy Stephens to the ground at a snoop dogg concert

Is this the chief of the heem police

he's a member of team alpha male

>beaten until he smiles endlessly like a doll
>steroid and whipping induced physique
>lifeless shark eyes
>male equivalent of valley girl
>positive outlook on life bordering on hysterical

>likeable
no.

heem knows their shit

t. cazzie """"""""""""""""fan""""""""""""""""

cant unsee the fucking lines over her head not matching
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How bad is his CTE?

Don't see how either of them will be champion by the end of 2018 when DC won't be retired until April 2019.

Last night, Rogan looked a lot healthier than usual and sounded very sharp. Is he sober again?

He went vegan

kek I put ngannou im such a fool. Stipe was so much better, I like both fighters but Stipe is the real champ.

why that fucking pos ref breaks up Moras with 1:11 left in R1? Moras was staying busy getting a possible 10-8 if Pudilova survived. Why in the hell to do this shitty ref?

Black beass webms pls

Yo heem baby, get ready. I'm going deep

bloodyelbow.com/2018/2/19/17019896/tapped-out-ufc-just-aging-gen-x-fad-feature-editorial-mma-opinion-demographic-future-viewers

Time to end this suffering. Lets pack it in boys.

>Mike "the philosopher" Perry
>I got all this when I smoked weed in Amsterdam
this guy is comedy.

mike perry getting deep as shit

Platinum Red Pill Perry

what if someone was autistic enough to pick DC as future HW champ

>The sentiment validated what White had been saying for years: the UFC would overtake soccer as The World’s Sport™.
I wouldn't trust an opinion article written by someone who doesn't know the difference between 'UFC' and 'MMA'.

listen to PLATINUM
learn from PLATINUM
be like PLATINUM

>white people and black people are built different

careful mike

Is it weird that I'd rather have a girl fart on my nose through yoga pants than just naked?

Wow, I used to think Perry was just a funny meathead. Me and him are actually alot alike, Perry work on your boxing my man and you'll be top 10 forsure.

>People quit watching because a fighter said something offensive
Sjwelbow is a bunch of clowns, I quit watching because everything has gotten too whitewashed. These people get paid to go out and get punched in the head, why would I give a fuck about any sort of opinion they have

Perry meme is over

Are you into pantyjob too?

>“Can’t stand soccer,” White told the Canadian paper after the PR-savvy move to fist-bump hockey. “It’s the least-talented sport on Earth. There’s a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you’re playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that’s a blowout) are you kidding me?”

Kek, the more you read about Dana the more you like him.

>Perry knows whats up with the noodles in supermax
REAL ONE

next level bjj damn those refs could see all the goodies here

Who are your top 3 lowkey future champs?

1. Gillespie
2. Adesanya
3. Millender

so do i
i watch afterprisonshow

>LKL
>Ponzi
>Oezdemir

I meant to start a new meme prediction a few days ago, my lock of the week was Morono

Next weeks lock is gunna be Rani Yahya over Russel Doane (not even sure why this fight was made)

>Oozedimir

Come on son you can do better.

Tom Lawlor

DC will retire soon, no current LHW's can beat Vulkan

>All those BBC loving cuck boys with Nigcanowho as the champ

Isn't Lawlor suspended for all eternity?

The Ooze is white, that means Gus has a good shot

>no current LHW's can beat Vulkan

bruh what is this the mike perry special? i love this shit keep it going make him miss his flight

"Grow up man!"
PLATINUM

Gus would lose
Jones will come back USADA'D

>Adesanya
I feel like he is just hype. The dude is already 28 and only had a single fight in the UFC. Next Jon Jones my ass.

how deep into the gutter is Mike Perry's mind right now?

Screeching

What makes you think Gus would lose? I haven't been all that impressed with Volkan's run so far, I don't think he has what it takes to be champ outside of a fluke performance in a title shot.

>tfw Dana isn't even promoting Nurma vs. Tony
>tfw you see Poirier vs. Gaetje promos
>but not one of the most anticipated LW fights in MMA history

The boss has no faith in these two idiots, why should we?

a USADA'd Jones would still flush Volkan

>volkan oezdemir is good

laughing my god damn ass off

You must be, sorry to say your boy Manuwa will NEVER be champ
Gus looked like shit against that fat Polish guy, Vulkan will heem him
Usada'd jones would get dragged to deep waters by Manuwa 100%

>bl*k bois 15 years ago: j-just wait till blacks are into this sport, wypipo gon get btfo
>bl*k bois today: j-just wait till blacks are into this sport, wypipo gon get btfo
Sure thing

I wish I could be wearing this when watching PLATINUM on Saturday.
alphaauthentics.com/collections/mike-perry/
dese niggas don't ship to the UK

Man, you're a fucking idiot.
Except about Manuwa, that guy is dogshit.

Because it's confirmed to be a fight for the interim belt and dana wants to dodge that question as much as possible.

WAN PANCH

whaaaatt his meme initials are PiMP

The goof has never been right about anything a day in his life. You could make him flip a coin and call the outcome 100 times and he'd be wrong every single time. On top of that he's the worst """promoter""" to have ever involved themselves in combat sports, the biggest scumbag this side of Eastern Europe, and the kind of pretentious snob who complains about not being able to import Arctic snow for Christmas in between sessions at the beauty salon getting his eyebrows on fleek. Also, he looks like a mix between a steamed lobster and a fat thumb, and he's dumber than Cody and has a worse way with words than Tito.

Last I heard he's in serious negotiations with Connair and I'm pretty sure the greedy pikey stated he's only returning if his champ status remains intact.

Elias Theodorou will be a ring boy for Invicta

You're a big fan of Jones I'm guessing

>>>/bloodyelbow/

because dana is a sensitive little bitchboy who lies to the media and his fighters
khabib said in a run-by interview that his contract specifies it's for the actual belt. hopefully khabib is telling the truth so he can take the ufc to court lel
but, unfortunately, dana would probably have yet another bitchfit tantrum and silence his career

Not really, but he's still head and shoulders above the current pack at LHW skill-wise.

He gives shmucks hope

>Gus looked like shit against that fat Polish guy,
Yeah, and Volkan got a split decision victory over fucking St Preux on top of getting embarrassed by DC.

exactly why Tony vs Khabib is such a dumb fiasco because Tony is literally defending his status as "interim champion" and not the actual belt. I'm sure the promotion will really gear up like 2 weeks before the fight.

Rumors are rumors, plus I think him coming back for McGregor/Diaz 3 is way more likely than having to come back into MMA fighting Khabib or TFerg seems like an easy way to get an L.

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Both Gus and Volkan are overrated
It's a good match to see just which one is more overrated.

The chin won't hold up when he comes back
That was first fight in UFC he's been very impressive right after that

McGregor has fucking ruined this sport. This is exactly why zuffa never let peoples stars get bigger than the promotion

>Chin won't hold up
Yeah, Jon's chin has always been a weak point for him lmao

I have no idea how a moron like Dana became so successful

The dude CONSTANTLY buries his fighters and killing hype for fights. Look at what happened after the Woodley Thompson 2 fight. Dana was saying that "no one wants to see Woodley fight." Is that how you really want to market your champions who are supposed to headline PPVs? By saying that no one wants to watch them fight?

Fuck Dana.

>Look at what happened after the Woodley Thompson 2 fight.
Whoops, it was Woodley Maia

Boys, I'm going to give you some solid betting advice.

Josh Emmett is a guaranteed lock to beat Jeremy Stephens, and he's currently sitting as the betting underdog at +143. I suggest you go bet on this while you can. Trust me, screencap and all.

Literally nobody wants to watch woodley fight after his last 2 snoozers

Is Emmett going to miss weight again? Because if he comes in at 10 lbs over again that's a pretty big advantage

It doesn't matter whether or not people actually want to watch him fight. If you're in charge of promoting fights and shows, you shouldn't be saying that no one wants to watch your champion fight.

Most fucking atrocious looking tattoos that don't complement his pallor at all

It was 2.5 pounds on a short notice fight.
He's made featherweight before.

usada

This dude got an essay written on the side of his torso in Arial font.

>wow I really hate Dana for being honest and not some chucklefuck trying to overhype le hug you down negro man.

Why aren't there more good fighters in lhw or hw? A healthy grown up male wouldn't weigh below 90kg unless he either never lifted in his life and/or is a manlet

I really dislike this guy

Why do so many people dislike Emmett? Just because he missed weight once?

>Manlet
You answered your own question, all the big guys go play real sports

for me it's his awful tattoo, his obvious steroid use, and the fact that he's with Alpha Male

Elena always had top tier ass, nice job lithuanian

Team alpha manlet

Lol what reason are their to like him he looks like a Goblin from World of Warcraft. He's almost 30 and this is his debut? he's just the TAM punching bag who got the lucky fight against canmas

DJ's division should be cut.
Three manlet divisions is to much. This isn't MFC (Manlet Fighting Championship)

he reminds me of this guy when he talks

NEW

>8 posts early
Fuck off burger.

Why Canada? I just want to be the op for heem. It's all I have

brand new thread for you fine folks

this is the thread

Okay America, I'll support you.

Thanks lad

something like 85% of american men are 6' or below, and fighters for the most part try not to carry excess fat around.
a 6' tall guy, at his natural limit and decently lean, would way between 190 and 210 depending on the frame (roughly). as the average height by weight class shows, the higher divisions pretty much exclusively have tall fighters (6'2+).
a fraction of men are tall, which would allow them to have the higher weight while being lean, and only a fraction of those are athletic. and of those that are athletic, an even smaller fraction can stomach a combat or high contact sport.
let's say 20% of men are 6'+
10% of men are athletic
25% of athletic men can handle the necessary amount of contact
using the US male population for reference (151.8M)
151.8x.2x.1x.25 = ~760k people, split between hockey, football, rugby, boxing, mma, and wrestling.
and idk about you, but i've never heard of a highschool in america not having a football or a wrestling team. even if we assume half of all of those guys are in combat sports, probably 50% of those guys are boxers and 20-30% wrestlers through HS and/or college. let's highball it and say 40% of them either go into mma or transition into it from wrestling or boxing. we have, give or take a few thousand, 150k people in the entire united states that make up amateur and professional mma organizations. with most of those being amateur fighters.
there is simply not the same sized talent pool in mma that other sports have. there's also not a smooth transition throughout their childhood and young adulthood which also can gives scholastic opportunity.

That hoggins guy was horrible to listen to. I had to turn it off after the 10th straight mimute of him jacking himself off.

"Other people cant understand facing your fears"