HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition

HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition

Women's Session 9: Starting at 3:05

GBR vs. SUI
DEN vs. OAR
CHN vs. USA
JPN vs. SWE

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First for Anna Sloan

Second for Shuster Redemption Arc

I'd give Vicki a hicki

Having seen him at both 2010 and 2014, if he could actually turn this around and get a bronze or something would be insane.
>it's been a long time coming

I want to start a family with Lauren lads

Need your lads to get one over on the Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao).

I believe in Captain Sexypants

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!

>Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao)

You can't be Scottish without being British lad

>/curl/ not in the OP.
You fucked up.

>no /curl/ in the title

lmao we're gonna get 2 threads aren't we?

>Queen of curling Anette Norberg on Swedish tv now to talk about the next match

F U J I S A W A poster where

no such thing as british

Happy birthday Hamilton \o/

How do you become elite at curling?

Come from a quirky rural curling family

Move to Canada, drink beer.

You should Finnish your life m8

DO IT FOR HER

>showing 2006 and 2010 final replays

literally in tears here bois :33333

why the fuck is she so ugly now?
she was beautiful :^(

be a part of the muirhead / smith mafia

Look in a mirror m8

if you mean that I'm ugly yes, I'm just as ugly as I was 10 years ago.

No, you just see yourself every day so you don't notice what a minger you've become over time.

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So there is no more actual /curl/ thread now that OP fucked everything up, right?

when is it starting

no, I have pictures, I look exactly the same.

Do you dream of electric sheep?

21 bings to be exact

25 bings

nice thanks lads

wtf the authorities did some sort of sandpapering onthe gliding surface half way though the tournament.
And made the stones worse according to Edin
Literally the reason we're not undefeated

maybe you're not so bad france

Let's not get carried away now

lads rate my comfiness:
tucked in bed, shitposting, raining outside and the curling is about to start

y-you too
perfide albion

I look older, not uglier.
she looks fatter, her hair is all fucked up (like she's missing some or something).
fuck off.

Homan paid off the authorities to make a surface she's more accustomed to. Fujisawa was robbed

Where do you live?

which team has the best asses to watch ?

sydney

Why are your jimmies so rustled, you ugly cunt?

BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY, NOT HER
WHY IS SHE UGLY

>ants

debatable

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It's amazing how much faster the judges can determine which stone is closer after that meme jap/usa ruling. It's as if that first guy actually didn't know what he was doing.

SATSUKI
A
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K
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FUJISAWA
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W
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gurls with the curls

BASED

No that was legitimately one of the closest measurements I've ever seen

藤 澤 五 月


If you noticed before the measurement he pushed the usa stone with the measuring device while he was trying to set it up.
I'm not salty about it, but he didn't seem to know what he was doing.

Satsuki close up again :3

CUTE
also >yummy suzuki

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Is she balding?

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Gaijin fucking shits

sweden will win

:3

will win the loser award

RUDE

lets go usa/swe/sui!

>"You'll curl too"

how ded are denmark and oar

I I YO
I

Y
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AYAYA

Top down view of Anna Sloan is pretty sweet my dude

Fuck you too, buddy

what does he mean with this face?

you can tell eve,dem english crazy screams

>I lost to Shuster

when you see a swedish poster

>f Anna Sloan

yeah but the swiss bitches are soooo fugly

>"gotta go hard!!"

dayum

homan needs all the help she can get

Japan is being extra cute right now

I-I'm just as good as Kevin Martin guys. H-honest

Maybe JJ can give her all the help she needs

Oh my god, their voices are too cute.

Where's the australian team?

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>Anna

pic.twitter.com/ONxzw8tR5I

naisu blank

wow this chn usa game is gongshow from the get go... for both sides

NAISU

What's that horn mean??

>starting to choke hard just because you've reached the semis

COME ON

only in my dreams, sadly

E V E
V
E

>these rock piles in chn-usa and gbr-sui

in the swedish team's room lad

Anna Hasselborg looks like a hippo

OUR EVE IS BACK

E V E
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What the fuck was that China. At least USA winning is good for Japan

LET'S FUCKING GO

sad she didnt risk it all for the 6, but that was the smarter play. too bad tho.

eternal eve

convinced definitely another medal from women's team pursuit
feels so comfy

She had the line too

woah woah woah.. woah.. naisu :3

>no home internet
>only channel 7's shitty coverage
>they probably won't show the curling

Why does life have to be so suffering?

this girl is cute!!!

Japan is way too cute tonight, very naisu

you just know

wtf benched?!

waifu

im muting that game. i cant handle the constant II YO NAISU anymore

Has the Olympic committee outlawed unattractive girls from this sport?
If so, I approve!

rude

i'm muting you lad

Getting triggered by cute, that's sad.

if unattractive girls were banned the white trash with a sleeve tattoo wouldn't be playing

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wow japan fucked up there hard. what was with that turn. she didnt even have her hand on the handle and sort of pushed it with her fingertips to turn it. no wonder she lost her touch on that rock. wonder what made her panic like that. hog line came up too fast?

Why did not swe put the stone in the fucking circle? it was damn stupid

it started cute. it stopped being cute into the 6th hour of hearing it.

Can the USA women channel the power of Punished Shuster and play clutch like him?

You know I wouldn't mind having these kind of teeth. Must be so much easier to keep clean

>"anime voices"

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Sweden refrocked GB yesterday. Not taking any chances against them today

that ass shot wew

putting it closer to the other rock in the house makes a double take out easier. that lets japan potentially blank. swe wanted to force a single on japan there by putting up a guard so that japan needs shot rock without giving her the weight to pop the shot rock out and still blank. a score of 1 there is a win for swe

I have similar teeth and bits of food are always getting stuck between them.

NAISU

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>"naisu!"

Curling anime when?

Why have I wasted my life until now by not watching qtsweep lads?

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it's ok lad, it doesn't matter what path you take, it's where you end up that matters

chn almost gave away a steal. that would have been a disaster.

Well should be easy to remove?

I don't know the English words but I have the absolute opposite. I even had 2 teeth both up and down removed when I was a kid and it's still not a millimeter of space between any of them. So when shit gets stuck it not only hurts (say a pop corn shell or the "skin" of an onion) and is so hard to get out

EROGE
R
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E

Welcome to the ride, watch the danes

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HURRY HARD

>NICE-U
I am now a weeabo without even watching anime

>Vicki Adams will never shout 'HAAAAAAAARD' at you during intercourse

jdimsa desu

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ごごごごごごごごごごごご

shit hit and roll anna. what are you doing? stop letting eve distract you.

>can hear sloan in the japanese game
kek based

>Vicki Adams
literally the ugliest curling slag you got

>Those Chinese grunts
I guess that's what they really sound like during sex.

this is actually the sound the rocks make going down the ice, though

That'd be Lauren Gray

>You
Literally a butt pirate

I dont think Im going to make it guys

>All these qt Japanese grrrls

So I got laid during curling like you guys recommended. It was next level comfy.

story

she is second behind sloan

come on japan. fucking man up. thats a straight runback double that you can stick your runback with. why so scared to play takeouts?

tell your girls to stop winning, I don't want satsuki to be sad

To each their own, I suppose

Clutch eve has returned

>'HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LIIIINE.... good shot'

>choking this hard

where the fuck did this usa team come from? is this the same team? what the hell is with USA today?

>oar den game
>what a mess

This one about to end in 3 ends lads

satsuki...............................

not naisu

SATSUKI NO

japan nervous? ;_;

It was prior agreed upon that at some point I would "Make it right" and "pay what I owe" tonight. So when he came for me I just asked if I could leave the game on. The screaming only distracted him once. And from the right angle I could watch the game with a cock in my mouth.

I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends. I can kill the first 3 hours of the day in my office by watching these matches.

>sweden

Shuster drained Satsuki of her clutch ability.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANNA?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR DRAWS TODAY?!

HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Sweden fuck up

>I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends

Work maybe

HÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRT

>sweden fucking chokes an easy 2 and possibly a 3

swiss girls coulda got 3.

eve is tearing already

swe letting japan off the hook with that

rakki

Damn they actually scored 2.

/curl/, ladies and gentlemen

>tfw the divine winds protect japan

NAISU

Not enough work to keep me busy for 40 hours. My appointment is fully funded through May so I'm just riding it out and doing what I can.

What am I watching? god helped it or not. should have stolen of 3 or 4 points. There is still hope. hang on there girls.

Fair enough

The fucking STATE of this commentator.

>UH 1-1 UH 1-1 AND 1-1 UH 1-1 after 3 ends.

>She also loves painting her nails
>I didn't know that was a sport.

BASED commentator

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>chinks

China just decided not to play today I guess...

Feels kinda nice not to be the ones getting stomped early.

cuter in live pictures, but she got the teeth of a toddler

This Swiss girl looks like she's on crack

7-1 incoming boys. thanks for being a real pal, ameribros.

>Muffled USA in the distance

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

swish.

limeys going down

>1--7
the absolute people's republic of china

tfw you'll never be in a chill curling squad chilling it at the Olympics

bros why even?

now if only fucking sweden can stop choking, we'd be golden here.

JAPAN NO

NO THIS IS NOT NAISU

Are you implying we're throwing to keep Canada out of the playoffs?
Because that's the only reason I can be happy right now

Nina has a fat little butt

>THAT SMILE

Here I am you stupid brit fucks! What, you think I am gonna hide from a british rent boy like you!?

So you won a gold medal big deal? You think's that's enough to top Sweden's medal tally! Hell it isn't. We fucking did 8-5 on your ass at curling, mate, Barca style, bro. And your point is gonna be a point sympathy of crying Eve

You don't quit, man. You don't shiv. Oh, what, you just got fired from your job!? Keep nagging your boss to give it fucking back, then telk him to fuck off once you get accepted again. You find out our girl is betraying you with some seven big black guys!? Beat the fuck out of them, fuck that bitch one last time and tell her to fuck off. Britain wins a gold, you are stopping to bully them!? Never on my watch

Sorry what's that? Switzerland is leading!? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Scottish soygirls btfo and gb is gonna lose 100% guaranteed and CONFIRMED

Gotta hope Eve goes clutch in the last game

Japan has just fallen apart in the last couple days. They were so accurate before.

>Our good luck charm turns up just when we need him

Styrkekram

>Eve goes clutch

triple take out time

OOOOH SHIT, Based British Hating Swedeposter.

Based Yoshida

>54%

yes. win your goddamn game, assholes. japan is putting this on a platter for you, and you already threw it on the floor once. dont do it again.

I mean did you see our SK game? Korea were playing super shit but they found a way to play even worse.

I blame the new stone grinding

>2 shots left
>no rocks in house yet
>japan

What language are the Swiss speaking?

Japan you lucky fucking cunts

We should bring the alternate in here. I'm sure she'd love to get the chance to say she actually competed in the olympics.

satsuki pls get used to the new surface

hey japan, you're supposed to avoid the guards. holy luck in actually getting the stone in the house this time tho lol

Japan, get it together please.

It was all gambatte.

too far. japan has a draw for 1 at least to save this.

ebonics

>the empire of Japan

satsuki has

satsuki sucks today

Big deal who the fuck cares about the autistic japs!? Oh wait white virgin nerds do. Wanna know why? Because both eat too much fucking soy. I hope the japs get fucked big time by our gals.

Japs are japs, but at least they will win a medal unlike the scottish soygirls 100% confirmed.

one yerro

could have been worse than a steal of one

japan what happened ;_;

WOW JAPAN. you threw a runback takeout that wasnt even going to get u much, and u missed it. its like you WANT to make it hard on yourself.

>ebonics

you just know anna takes nigger dicks.

why Nip-Swed game ?

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because the usa chn game is already done lol. maybe ill go back to it if the usa gives back 4 more point, but right now, its fucking done. every stone from 3 to 8 for usa is going to be used for takeouts. have fun scoring chn.

I've been watching Satsuki matches for two years

Imagine being a curling chad and having a village orgy with team Japan

You'd be upset that Denmark didn't invite you to the lesbian orgy

>all that nippy screeching
>needs earplugs

Reminder that Eve should be put down and that Anna should be skip

Japan is BACK

fuggg I was too comfy and fell asleep what did I miss lads

pretty sure john morris is swimming in curling pussy right now. 6'3" firefighter with good looks that has two gold medals in curling.

Reminder that Vicki should be skip and Anna should be put down

>Japan

hahahhaaha

Fuck you

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holy sHIT JAPAN why

>Lauren
>ugly

Fight me irl nerd

Reminder that Ana would cut you for chatting shit about her bitch

FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB, FUCK LIVERPOOL, FUCK ARSENAL, FUCK CHELSEA, FUCK MAN CITY, FUCK SPURS AND GB WON'T WIN 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.
SWITZERLAND HAS THIS GAME WIN IN THE POCKET 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS AS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT.

The absolute state of Japans curlers

only a mudslime can screech this hard.
Go blow yourself up, fucking achmed.

>FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB
Where do I sign up for this?

:^) >(You)

euuuuh non ?

I'm watching the USA/CHN game. Tried to check in on the Japanese game, and the sound is 30 second off.
Shit. Ok. Time to break out the ancient laptop

inb4 Anna chokes this take out

>only a mudslime can screech this hard.
did you even look at the flag?

Anna will FUCKING CHOKE 100% GUARANTEED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS

choke what now? that was a nice hit and roll

Finlandia is besto vodka.
How stronk is swe vodka?

take that swiss bitches

What do the numbers they're calling out mean? Like sometimes 2, 7.5 8, 10, etc

Fuck. The japs used some Anime-rasengan-kamehame-jijutsu-soduku power and somehow stayed in place with their stone.

hes implying sweden is cuck state being overrun by muslim immigrants

We finna steal right here nigguh

>no ring on Anna's finger
How many cocks do you think she's taken so far in the Olympic village?

It means where they think it will end up. 1 is right at the top of the house, 10 is right at the bottom

aussie was implying that it was obvious it's a mudslime because it is a swedish flag

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_curling#/media/File:Weightdiagram.svg

some teams use their own terminology, like by circle like 4foot, 8 foot, etc. mostly canadian teams. internationally, and younger teams, use the number system.

at the same time?

Pretty much had 4 top final shots

>SUI

Nice shot desu

>Nobody able to crack deuce
ehehehe

>Nobody able to crack a deuce.

Commentator really had a way with words.

Well at least it's tied

Sehr schön indeed

STOP SAYING II YO WHEN IT'S CLEARLY NOT II YO

satsuki shooting 48% lol
not like her team is much better tho

the title of this thread makes me uncomfortable

Time for Lind to pretend like he's coaching.

f e a s t

Strawberry break

I love how they all have snack time after end 5.

Half-time oranges are out, lads

dont want blood sugar to drop, and a game can go 3 hrs

china on suicide watch

/Comfy/

fuck sweden honestly

>tfw no curling qt to gobble your banana

>mandatory banana eating
l-lewd!

>"... and he was a great player"
>quickly cut to music and montage

Commentator BTFO

comfy but kinda boring desu

Can we get Cory in now? I want a new face.

So if you win the curling do you only get one medal. Seems like alot of effort and time for one medal if so.

Where as Norwegians and Dutch are playing the game right and getting loads of gold's in quick events like ice skating

>66% draw accuracy
>59% takeout accuracy

Swiss skipper carrying her team so far.

becca shooting 93% lead

EVE THE MIDGET IS GOING TO CHOKE 100% CONFIRMED.

>tfw eating snacks with the curlers to feel like i'm a part of something

>Slightly boring
One of the most underrated types of comfy. You can keen an eye on other things while still following it.

Reminder that this man is ELITE and cannot be stopped from redemption.

Hunt that wabbit.

Only if he's in Punished Shuster form

wtf I love quasimodo now

Beccas lip piercing is so offputting. What a slag.

USA just wants no stones in play. this is done. gonna be 4 more ends of this.

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Can you imagine if Nina was your nurse? She can check my prostate whenever she wants.

Sneaky Nip stone still in.

nom nom nom

*trombone music playing*

big miss by sweden. that looks in. no double either.

nop

>Anna's little munchkin voice

Muh dick

I don't like it desu, I'd keep her quiet.

>40%

She always looks so nervous after releasing

i need that annas last HAAARRRHARRRHARRRRRRD
as my ringtone

Feels kind of ironic eating ramen while watching this

NAIS SWEEPU

Tabitha is a pharmacist. Does curling attract successful people? Or do you have to be rich to play?

japan fucked up. blank is on the board

Hey high five, Cred Forums.

if u got a place to rent equipment from, its dirt cheap. i play for 20 bucks for like 3 ends with equipment. but yeah a lot of successful people play it because they have the time to put into it i guess.

naisu force of 1

BRITAIN IS LOSING BIG TIME. BRITISH MIDGETS ARE CHOKING. 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED THAT BRITAIN WILL LOSE.

SWITZERLAND HAS GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% CONFIRMED WIN FOR THE SWISS. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TRY .

HAVE FUN WITH THE PRATICIPATION MEDAL EVE HAHAHAHAA

SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH SOYBOYS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH MY PREDICTIONS.

EVE
L
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ETERNAL /eve/
PLEASE N/eve/R LEAVE
WE LOVE YOU FOR/eve/R
FOR ALL ETERNITY

this guy REALLY wants anglo dick in his mouth

Very nice.

Thanks for blessing that score of 2

>timing

kek

i was like, oh she fuckde up now, but the rub was light. lucky eve.

Just follow cran's advice now, force the 1 and take a 2

NETHERLANDS BTFO NO MEDAL IN MEN'S 500M SPEED SKATING

The autismo sweede

THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.

BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOT ON WITH MY PREDICTIONS

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Do you just get some buddies and go play on a Friday night or something? Is the ice open to play when there isn't a league or anything?

China giving away that point for another shot at the hammer.
Sorry guys, USA is going to have to continue to wreck you.

if hockey is smile japan, curling is naisu japan

It's good but it's not right?

call the curling rink, sign up for when there is a free sheet, pay the fees for ice and rental, go and curl.

Kek, Trent Dilfer is now into curling too.

get drunk afterwards, wake up with a hangover and sore arms and realize how out of shape you are

Naisu

japan and sweden curling yet no QTs

True, all that sweeping for hours on end?
But what gives me pause is the ending at the waist. I got some fucked up disks, but I wanna try this sport!

naisu blank

Say what you see

need more Naisuuuu

Naisu blank.

Finland bant yet no laughs.

Naisu~

Mr chips my real n

why does muirhead always sound like shes pushing out a poo

its more core than back because you lean all your weight on the broom and need core to maintain the constant shifting if weight from sweeping while on ice. i cant sweep for shit cause i dont have that core or balance. for new players, its a struggle just to get stones into the house at the proper weight. way harder than it looks. sweeping is just fun, but dont expect a lot of impact from it at the newbie level. itll be decided on shots.

*yet no gold medals

Trying to impress Anna

rustled leaf yet no wind

my man

Niasuuu~

if theres a local curling club, call them up. its tons of fun, and half of that is heckling your pals and shittalking as everyone misses and falls over.

I don't think I can eat anymore of these grapes, thanks user. :^(

Hmmmmmm so Pilates might be one of the best ways to prep for efficient sweeping, along with arm strength. Throwing seems a lot like bowling to me. Staying steady, being consistent with force. Man, I kinda suck at bowling.

How come men are so much better at curling than woman? This is one of those rare sports that doesn’t require much physical strength but rather intelligence, concentration, dexterity etc... yet men are clearly far superior at it.
Is curling the ultimate proof of male supremacy?

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if back is really an issue, be skip so u can sit in the house and not sweep.

She's Scottish so she probably smokes 10 packs a day.

I just want the audio from the GBR game to play over everything else. Those scottish accents kill me

My local club has learn to curl classes that you have to attend first, but they're in November.

LMAO China!!!!!! At least you have the hammer again!!!

what does this pic convey

This commentator should narrate a curling history documentary.

TOP EVE

I'm a perfect captain. I'm an idea man, and I like giving orders.

I laughed in finnish

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ARE EVE !!!!!

great shot

FUCKING HELL
THE SKIPS ARE ON TOP FORM

Seriously, what happened to China. It looked like they were poised to be in the semis but has been shitting on the ice every game now.

Nice shot SUI

This game's tense af

>Private Latrine

SUISSE ELITE

bowling is easier. but takes more arm strength. pushing a rock is all legs and hips. you use your arm to steer it a little bit, but its all in the push off from the hack. you arent going to throw around a 45lb stone very easily with arms, even on ice. the top mens players can and will pick the stone off the ice for more power and speed in their delivery, but you better have strong arms for that.

Why hasn't China conceded yet? What are they waiting for?

Fuck me sideways

THERE YOU GO

Switzerland pls stop, you're scaring me

actually, its because of strength and size that the men are better curlers. they can throw much much harder, which makes stuff like runback double and triple takeouts, as well as deep hit and rolls possible. also, sweeping can influence a stone's path from as much as 2 feet sideways and up to like 15 feet in distance. sweeping is all power and endurance, as well as body weight on the broom.

They don’t concede easily even if it’s unrealistic after being down 7 after 7 ends.

I remember that game they lost 3-12.

Throwing the match to help US go through so they can smash us in the elimination rounds

>there are people not watching the GB Swiss match

My leg strength is top notch!

good post then lad, congrats on the gold :)

China got a faulty rock similar to Eve and now they're letting them shoot again

Eve got screwed

faulty stone

gib direct link

I think GB should have put a guard ball.

cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream

>helping an opponent get in front of you in the standings
>giving them a crucial tie breaker over you

is this at an actual curling rink and not just an ice skating rink that they convert for curling? if so, thats odd. i can understand them not having pebbled ice for curling year round if they share ice, but i dont see why itd take so long if they have actual curling sheets available. maybe not enough instructors.

i think korea has better qts than nippon

Think she played the right shot. 9 times out of 10 we'd have stolen one there or only given up one

>Hambeast

is it a requirement that you have to have blue eyes to curl if you're from a yte country?
dont think ive seen a brown eyed womens curler from a european or even le 56% country

I am not just talking about this game. Plus, they have hard opponents the rest of the sessions too.

MMM
MMM
MMM
MMMMM

>taking that post literal

I'm simply implying USA is shit

Is it really a good idea to hire an English coach when the players can't talk back to it?

man all these games, except for american shock and awe, are so close

>EVE HARD SWEEPING
MUHH DICKKK

When the coach is better than your other candidates then yeah, and Canadians are the best.

it is when your country has no history of curling so foreign coaches bring the most knowledge. besides, thats why they have second coaches that can speak both languages to translate. though satsuki actually has really good english for a japanese person, and they live and train in canada.

Yoshida speaks English and translates for the rest of the group.

OHP
OHP
OHP
OHP
GANGMAN STYLE

HEYYYY SEXY VICKYYY

>ywn have Eve as your captain and make her proud

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Is it just China? Didn't we concede while losing by less against Canada a few nights ago

Yeah it's the Detroit curling club. Maybe they have other events, I just checked their website quickly and that's all I could find.

Was it autism?

satsuki no

Commit seppuku right now.

Yeah. In that 3-12, they were down big pretty early on even though it was unlikely they could catch up.

*sad anime noises*

the scottish girls are so lovely
make me feel warm and fuzzy

>stick ur little titties out
>go for that chipmunk look.

>eves favourite show is geordie shore
what a lad

How can a rock be faulty?

the light on the rock can be faulty lad

Japan could just smash randomly into the house and do better than they are.

We'll see if this was the correct decision.

>Japan actually tried that shot

well that sucks that they make you have to attend the learn to curl classes first and dont have enough instuctors. cant blame them tho. i bet they dont get a lot of people wanting to learn to curl. maybe the stuff is outdated, or they will get enough interest with the olympics to have one sooner. worth giving them a call to ask about anyways. cant hurt.

What the fuck was that Eve?

Will Satsuki ever recover from this slump?

get fucked anime

I want Nina to be my mommy

China finally conceded, which match should I watch now?

Damn, Japan is fucking up hard. Probably gave away the match there.

Curling anime never ever

whats team muirhead eating today lads?

Rude.

>Nina said she loves me
See you later boys

>japan saying II YO after giving up a steal of 2

Naisu tryu

Japan was killing every team in stolen ends going into the Canada match. Now likely two straight games without one.

Thats exactly how eve tells anna to tongue/rub her clit for orgasm

some fucker in the crowd has a vuvuzela
what a lad

Alright, Danes. Time to tie it up.

>Yeah it's the Detroit curling club.

>Detoilet
> full of niggers

check the suburbs man.
the WHITE ones.

I LOVE YOU TOO NINA

based

been here way too lomg

I live in the suburbs. The club is actually in Ferndale, not Detroit.

Now time to listen to these scottish slags wailing

Hurry what match should I watch the end of?

Japan just as shook as after earthquake

airhorn guy needs to fuckin stop it

THE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS

EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G

Exaliftin

The Japanese language is so cute

gbr is closer
japan is in tougher position, but has more drama

Who won DEN-OAR?

>SCREEN CAP THIS
every single post. Have we diagnosed his condition yet?

It's autism

He probably votes SD

Still playing. End 9 4-7 OAR. Early in the end

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It's over aniki.

Time for nap

Swiss skip is literally the only good player on the team.

>not voting SD
Explain why are you're for the holocaust against white people?

will japan take the lead?

sweden plz

KLOPP: BOOM

THE SWISS ARE LEADIG NOW 100% GUARANTEED

GB BTFO LIKE SLIPPY CHRISTIE.

LOL couldnt do that again if she tried

tie to final end

Swiss chocolate?

More like Swiss choke a lot!

Wow, some swiss cheese shot

swiss PLZ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pfhahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

Swe should've gone for a double.

LOL

>Suisse
kek

For me, it's Lauren Gray

Unlucky

THE SWISS HAVE WON 100% CONFIRMED CONGRATS.

yea this is stupid

poor swiss qt

EVE
L
I
T
E

Absolute madwoman!

2010 world cup Cred Forums was the golden age of Cred Forums

eve is building a wall lads

Naisu yoshi

naisu

Ok Fujisawa. You guys were getting so many fucking steals in your first 5 matches. 1 MORE

Plz tell me there's a webm of that swiss cheese

kek what was that switzerland

Satsuki will clutch it out, bros.

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Why are the Swiss team coached by a terrorist?

Gerry Adam was never a member of the Swiss curling team

Jesus.

Go to Canada, they must have something in Windsor

it really was hysterical

HE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS

EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G

THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.

BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOTNON WITH MY PREDICTIONS

of course its the fuckin japanese fans with the air horn

I sometimes wonder what happened to us all

and how old were you when you were posting in 2010 kek

>11 stones in play
what a mess

BASED BULLY SWED IS BACK!

agreed

I'm VERY mad I missed Switzerland's spaghetti.

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fuck i miss Mouse

You SDare is as easy to trigger as feminists.

Put your trip back on, Mouse

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Aint no fucking underageb& here

>not being at least 18 years old in 2010

citywindsor.ca/residents/Recreation/Golf-and-Curling-at-Roseland/Pages/Ice-Rental.aspx
literally right across the detroit river. 20 mins instruction for first time rentals, no stupid beginners course.

W E W

nice one swiss

damn nigga you're 30?
im 18 rn :)

The suburbs on Detroit are some of the nicest in the country. Why do you think the city of Detroit is in such bad shape? All of the white people with money left and live in very nice suburban communities.

>im 18 rn :)
if true, you missed out on good Cred Forums
commiserations

Well later this year yea, kiddo

is this samsung do what you can't gonn be the last ever commercial featuring all white people?

GB WILL CHOKE BIG TIME HERE 100% ASSURANCE FROM THE SWEDE WHO IS ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH HIS PREDICTIONS SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH NERDS.

Suisse skip is buttfucking Eve

What the fuck is Japan's strategy, wait for a choke?

lauren lips...............

freshie

Should have blanked earlier. Winning will be very hard now.

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i've been here since the 2006 world cup

That's what it seems like. It is what got them a bunch of stolen ends in their early matches

>Cred Forums
>2006
what did he mean by this

how much bitter disappointment does life have in store for me?
thanks

Anyone feel bad for OAR? They can't stop choking.

kino

Fucking great shot tbqh

TOLD YOU BRITS I am 100% fucking right all the time I can assure you shits that 100%.

...belong to me, stay away m8

a lot more lad but as long as you have a goal, you will be ok

Thank you friendo

Why you lie?

Lauren > small blonde > Eve > chunky blonde

hope that helps

>i've been here since the 2006 world cup
We've got a liar

>OAR
lul

good lad

have a (you)

nah i was another tripfag back in the day

lads i've been here since the 2000 olympics

I can't look. Are the good guys winning?

This is an excellent order of worst-to-best, thanks user!

>Hansa
lmao

Lauren is wife-mother of my childrens material desu

>Nikki Webster

anna sloan is a legitimate 10/10

>he wasn't posting with his bros on Cred Forums during the 1990 World Cup

you lads missed out on the absolute banter storm of 1936 winter olympics

was a bit shy back then

swiss are breaking under the pressure

pfft you probably didn't even start one of the match threads fotär the first Ashes

Just wait for the skip to save their asses.

This is fucking tense lads

Just knock it out and hope for a choke.

all japan has is a hit and roll under the corner guard. they are overthinking this. they just need swe to miss at this point.

why is anna so literally perfect bros

FUJISAWA YES

GO ON EVE LASS

THE SWISS WIN 100% CONFIRMED . GB CHOKED BIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA

NO double take out pls Sweden

idk

Glad I switched to the Japan match

>was edgy shitposting 17 year old
>now just a shitposter
How times change

OHNONONO

JAPAN VICTORY

HAHAHAHAHA
what a turn down my girls

JAPS

Great ending, well done Japan

SACCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

JAPAN YES YES YES YES

EVE
L
I
T
E

E
V
ELITE

HAHAHA SWEDE CHOKE

JAPANESE LUCK
SWEDEN CHOKED

STEAL
OF
1
SATSUKI FUJISAWA
5-2

ANIME WINS

B A S E D

SATSUKIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG SWEDEN CHOKED

animu

YOKATTA

This thread has been shitting on Japan all match and they end up winning?

Fucking hell what a choke artist

Can Japan get bronze?

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And the Vacouver Olympics were fucking amazing, the whole spirit of the board was different back then

N I P P O N

NAISU NAISU NAISU

SO QT

how do I coach a qt curling team?

E V E
L
I
T
E

With all these women choking, will Homan finally come back and win?

>17
God I've wasted my life

BUTTHURT SWEDE BTFO

seems like theres more vitriol now a days

FUCKING SMUG JAPS

SCOTLAND
C
O
T
L
A
N
D

EVE
V
E

tbqh i glide using shopping carts the exact same way eve glides on ice

>based swedbully bro btfo

HAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED SWISS

ALSO FUCK THE AUTISTIC SWEDE

SATSUKI IS PURE

>we wony even medal
fucking disgrace

BEST 4 nau
Pardon me, we have to go now, lads

wow swe team looks broken. i can understand why.

Standings through eight draws

South Korea 5-1
Japan 5-2
Sweden 5-2
Great Britain 4-3
United States 4-3
Canada 3-3
China 3-4
Russia 2-5
Switzerland 2-5
Denmark 1-6


Remaining opponents

South Korea - (United States, Russia, Denmark)
Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
Sweden - (China, United States)
Great Britain - (Japan, Canada)
Canada - (China, Great Britain, Russia)
China - (Canada, Sweden)
United States - (South Korea, Sweden)
Russia - (South Korea, Canada)
Switzerland - (Denmark, Japan)
Denmark - (Switzerland, South Korea)

Japan... STOP SMILING!!!

What's heavier? A kilogram of stone or a kilogram of brooms?

are you retarded? stones are way heavier

...

Well done Britain. Our girls' performance are too erratic.

SWEDEKEK WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS

lmao we're gonna miss the playoffs after going 5-0

you idiot, they are both a kilogram!

A kilogram of stone, because stones are heavier than brooms.

Trick question, it's the brooms

EVE vs FUJISAWA tomorrow

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Japan won
Scotland won
USA won
>that feel when good triumphs over evil

You´re mom lol!

Cred Forums existed as a trial board during the 2006 world cup

It was deleted at the start of 2007 and then reintroduced as a permanent board in 2008.

>autistic powers of recollection

a stone of brooms

But Japan won?

Yes and no
There was even worse angry and bitter trolling, USA vs UK threads, Soccer vs Football threads. No flags, and it was absurd which is what made it fun.

Outside of that everyone was was more chill and way more "into" the shit, and the offtopic shitposting that was welcomed really seemed to flow with the board.

no way u miss playoffs. no way u go 5-4 and going 6-3 means youll have tiebreaker over other tiebreak teams.

WHO DO I ROOT FOR? I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE TO LOSE

Lauren's skin is just wonderful

When they have snack time i wonder if they are allowed to have a smoke aswell?

I don't get it.

>WHO DO I ROOT FOR?

support a draw.
after 12 ends, if there is no winner, they stop curling and move to the pussy eating contest.
first to come loses.

It was a divegrass board mostly. I was on Cred Forums at that time but participated in the 18-1 that brought Cred Forums back

KEK based feathers vs steel guy

Interesting
I came in late 06 to Cred Forums because of anime hell, kek

I left Cred Forums in late 08 because project chanology really turned things to shit.

>friend IRL (yeah i used to have them) kept talking about apollo ono and the vancouver olympics even though I didnt give a fuck about any sports
>watched the olympic opening ceremony in prime time with my parents
>random chance that I went to Cred Forums for porn a day or two later (rarely did that)
>someone linked Cred Forums
>stayed for the shitposting because it was a lot like Cred Forums 2.0 without the faggotry
>fell down the sports rabbit hole and im still here 8 years later

Really odd to think about honestly

Oh my bad. I remember it was around for the 2006-07 NFL season. Guess I didn't notice it before then.

I truly believe 2010 Cred Forums was the most entertaining place the internet has ever had

BRITAIN BTFO I WAS RIGHT AGAIN SWITZERLAND WINS HAHAHAH

>Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
I'm afraid that's the end of the line for Satsuki

wait what

I was only a few hours drive from Vancouver and I didn't give a shit about sports back then either. Now every Olympics I wonder what could've been.

yeah most definitely

which place on teh interwebz is at its peak now?

See you tonight, fellas. Have a good day/night.

>We play Canada last

Call me a nostalgiafag but I don't think there exists such a place now. It's a wasteland.

It certainly was special

A random memory popped up in my head a while back
>was like 6pm on a friday, was on Cred Forums
>was doing mapcrunch threads and watching JohnStocktons nickelodeon stream
>no sports were on
>drove over to the grocery store to get a boxed cake mix real quick to make cupcakes and settle in for the night
>randomly ran into an old friend at the grocery store buying booze
>he invited me to a party that was just a few blocks from my house
>I decided to go
>had a good enough time getting drunk and playing cardgames with people I barely knew, but all night was thinking about what I was missing on Cred Forums

Maybe I have autism

2010-2012 was the golden age
the internet just feels like advertising and shills at this point

Nowhere. Mainstream social media has killed the internet.

A lot of people here would consider me "normal" (back then especially) but I would get home at night from wherever I went and would immediately fire up the PC and try to catch up on Cred Forums. It was GOAT.
Knew I enjoyed curling threads and its posters for a reason (private latrine excluded)

Later fellas

See you in 9 bongs

I think like that anytime something happens and I'm away from Cred Forums

>"I could be spamming >Mouyes right now"

>2010-2012 was the golden age

this and also that the rise of reddit fucked the internet even more.

HAHAHAHA GB WILL GET BEATEN BIG TIME BY SATSUKI 100% GUARANTEED.

please don't jinx them

Welcome to curling; an oddly large proportion of attractive girls seem to play.

You could TOTALLY hear Eve during last nights (daytime) Canada/Japan game. So good...

twitter.com/uk_sport/status/965586783684587520

Her tiny voice though

JM is slaying so much Zerg pussy right now.

Anna's voice cute

all female scottish accents are adorable
...well except eve when she is yelling

And her tiny vampire fangs.