HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

HARDER VICKI HARDER Edition

Women's Session 9: Starting at 3:05

GBR vs. SUI
DEN vs. OAR
CHN vs. USA
JPN vs. SWE

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twitter.com/uk_sport/status/965586783684587520

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

First for Anna Sloan

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

Second for Shuster Redemption Arc

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

I'd give Vicki a hicki

Jayden James
Jayden James

Having seen him at both 2010 and 2014, if he could actually turn this around and get a bronze or something would be insane.
it's been a long time coming

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

I want to start a family with Lauren lads

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

Need your lads to get one over on the Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao).

I believe in Captain Sexypants

Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

Brits(I mean Scotts whoops lmao)

You can't be Scottish without being British lad

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

/curl/ not in the OP.
You fucked up.

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

no /curl/ in the title

lmao we're gonna get 2 threads aren't we?

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

Queen of curling Anette Norberg on Swedish tv now to talk about the next match

Aaron Torres
Aaron Torres

F U J I S A W A poster where

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

no such thing as british

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

Happy birthday Hamilton \o/

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

How do you become elite at curling?

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

Come from a quirky rural curling family

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

Move to Canada, drink beer.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

You should Finnish your life m8

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

DO IT FOR HER

Bentley Thomas
Bentley Thomas

showing 2006 and 2010 final replays

literally in tears here bois :33333

Ethan Thomas
Ethan Thomas

why the fuck is she so ugly now?
she was beautiful :^(

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

be a part of the muirhead / smith mafia

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

Look in a mirror m8

Colton Kelly
Colton Kelly

if you mean that I'm ugly yes, I'm just as ugly as I was 10 years ago.

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

No, you just see yourself every day so you don't notice what a minger you've become over time.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

So there is no more actual /curl/ thread now that OP fucked everything up, right?

Nathan Nelson
Nathan Nelson

when is it starting

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

no, I have pictures, I look exactly the same.

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

Do you dream of electric sheep?

Adam Campbell
Adam Campbell

21 bings to be exact

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

25 bings

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

nice thanks lads

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

wtf the authorities did some sort of sandpapering onthe gliding surface half way though the tournament.
And made the stones worse according to Edin
Literally the reason we're not undefeated

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

maybe you're not so bad france

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

Let's not get carried away now

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

lads rate my comfiness:
tucked in bed, shitposting, raining outside and the curling is about to start

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

y-you too
perfide albion

David Peterson
David Peterson

I look older, not uglier.
she looks fatter, her hair is all fucked up (like she's missing some or something).
fuck off.

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

Homan paid off the authorities to make a surface she's more accustomed to. Fujisawa was robbed

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

Where do you live?

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

which team has the best asses to watch ?

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

sydney

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Why are your jimmies so rustled, you ugly cunt?

Caleb King
Caleb King

BECAUSE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE UGLY, NOT HER
WHY IS SHE UGLY

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

ants

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

debatable

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

It's amazing how much faster the judges can determine which stone is closer after that meme jap/usa ruling. It's as if that first guy actually didn't know what he was doing.

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

SATSUKI
A
T
S
U
K
I

FUJISAWA
U
J
I
S
A
W
A

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

gurls with the curls

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

BASED

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

No that was legitimately one of the closest measurements I've ever seen

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

藤 澤 五 月


Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

If you noticed before the measurement he pushed the usa stone with the measuring device while he was trying to set it up.
I'm not salty about it, but he didn't seem to know what he was doing.

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Satsuki close up again :3

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

CUTE
also >yummy suzuki

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

Is she balding?

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Gaijin fucking shits

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

sweden will win

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

:3

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

will win the loser award

Levi Flores
Levi Flores

RUDE

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

lets go usa/swe/sui!

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

"You'll curl too"

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

how ded are denmark and oar

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

I I YO
I

Y
O

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

AYAYA

Hunter Howard
Hunter Howard

Top down view of Anna Sloan is pretty sweet my dude

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

Fuck you too, buddy

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

what does he mean with this face?

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

you can tell eve,dem english crazy screams

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

I lost to Shuster

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

when you see a swedish poster

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

f Anna Sloan

yeah but the swiss bitches are soooo fugly

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

"gotta go hard!!"

dayum

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

homan needs all the help she can get

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Japan is being extra cute right now

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

I-I'm just as good as Kevin Martin guys. H-honest

Colton Russell
Colton Russell

Maybe JJ can give her all the help she needs

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

Oh my god, their voices are too cute.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

Where's the australian team?

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

Anna

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

pic.twitter.com/ONxzw8tR5I

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

naisu blank

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

wow this chn usa game is gongshow from the get go... for both sides

Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

NAISU

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

What's that horn mean??

Grayson Green
Grayson Green

starting to choke hard just because you've reached the semis

COME ON

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

only in my dreams, sadly

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

E V E
V
E

William Cooper
William Cooper

these rock piles in chn-usa and gbr-sui

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

in the swedish team's room lad

Chase White
Chase White

Anna Hasselborg looks like a hippo

Austin Flores
Austin Flores

OUR EVE IS BACK

Josiah Lopez
Josiah Lopez

E V E
L
I
T
E

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

What the fuck was that China. At least USA winning is good for Japan

Brody Brown
Brody Brown

LET'S FUCKING GO

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

sad she didnt risk it all for the 6, but that was the smarter play. too bad tho.

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

eternal eve

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

convinced definitely another medal from women's team pursuit
feels so comfy

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

She had the line too

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

woah woah woah.. woah.. naisu :3

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

no home internet
only channel 7's shitty coverage
they probably won't show the curling

Why does life have to be so suffering?

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

this girl is cute!!!

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

Japan is way too cute tonight, very naisu

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

you just know

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

wtf benched?!

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

waifu

James Reyes
James Reyes

im muting that game. i cant handle the constant II YO NAISU anymore

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Has the Olympic committee outlawed unattractive girls from this sport?
If so, I approve!

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

rude

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

i'm muting you lad

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

Getting triggered by cute, that's sad.

John Russell
John Russell

if unattractive girls were banned the white trash with a sleeve tattoo wouldn't be playing

Andrew Gomez
Andrew Gomez

wow japan fucked up there hard. what was with that turn. she didnt even have her hand on the handle and sort of pushed it with her fingertips to turn it. no wonder she lost her touch on that rock. wonder what made her panic like that. hog line came up too fast?

Michael Long
Michael Long

Why did not swe put the stone in the fucking circle? it was damn stupid

James Adams
James Adams

it started cute. it stopped being cute into the 6th hour of hearing it.

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

Can the USA women channel the power of Punished Shuster and play clutch like him?

Chase Fisher
Chase Fisher

You know I wouldn't mind having these kind of teeth. Must be so much easier to keep clean

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

"anime voices"

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Sweden refrocked GB yesterday. Not taking any chances against them today

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

that ass shot wew

Alexander Fisher
Alexander Fisher

putting it closer to the other rock in the house makes a double take out easier. that lets japan potentially blank. swe wanted to force a single on japan there by putting up a guard so that japan needs shot rock without giving her the weight to pop the shot rock out and still blank. a score of 1 there is a win for swe

Jason Reyes
Jason Reyes

I have similar teeth and bits of food are always getting stuck between them.

Owen Bailey
Owen Bailey

NAISU

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

"naisu!"

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

Curling anime when?

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

Why have I wasted my life until now by not watching qtsweep lads?

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

it's ok lad, it doesn't matter what path you take, it's where you end up that matters

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

chn almost gave away a steal. that would have been a disaster.

Sebastian Cook
Sebastian Cook

Well should be easy to remove?

I don't know the English words but I have the absolute opposite. I even had 2 teeth both up and down removed when I was a kid and it's still not a millimeter of space between any of them. So when shit gets stuck it not only hurts (say a pop corn shell or the "skin" of an onion) and is so hard to get out

Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

EROGE
R
O
G
E

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Welcome to the ride, watch the danes

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

HURRY HARD

Juan Harris
Juan Harris

NICE-U
I am now a weeabo without even watching anime

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

Vicki Adams will never shout 'HAAAAAAAARD' at you during intercourse

jdimsa desu

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

ごごごごごごごごごごごご

Eli Mitchell
Eli Mitchell

shit hit and roll anna. what are you doing? stop letting eve distract you.

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

can hear sloan in the japanese game
kek based

Tyler Cox
Tyler Cox

Vicki Adams
literally the ugliest curling slag you got

Luke Jackson
Luke Jackson

Those Chinese grunts
I guess that's what they really sound like during sex.

Mason Murphy
Mason Murphy

this is actually the sound the rocks make going down the ice, though

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

That'd be Lauren Gray

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

You
Literally a butt pirate

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

I dont think Im going to make it guys

All these qt Japanese grrrls

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

So I got laid during curling like you guys recommended. It was next level comfy.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

story

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

she is second behind sloan

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

come on japan. fucking man up. thats a straight runback double that you can stick your runback with. why so scared to play takeouts?

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

tell your girls to stop winning, I don't want satsuki to be sad

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

To each their own, I suppose

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

Clutch eve has returned

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

'HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LINE, HARD LIIIINE.... good shot'

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

choking this hard

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

where the fuck did this usa team come from? is this the same team? what the hell is with USA today?

oar den game
what a mess

Justin Turner
Justin Turner

This one about to end in 3 ends lads

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

satsuki...............................

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

not naisu

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

SATSUKI NO

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

japan nervous? ;_;

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

It was prior agreed upon that at some point I would "Make it right" and "pay what I owe" tonight. So when he came for me I just asked if I could leave the game on. The screaming only distracted him once. And from the right angle I could watch the game with a cock in my mouth.

Cooper Reyes
Cooper Reyes

I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends. I can kill the first 3 hours of the day in my office by watching these matches.

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

sweden

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

Shuster drained Satsuki of her clutch ability.

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ANNA?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR DRAWS TODAY?!

Easton Ward
Easton Ward

HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Sweden fuck up

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

I don't know what I'm going to do once curling ends

Work maybe

Hunter Mitchell
Hunter Mitchell

HÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅRT

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

sweden fucking chokes an easy 2 and possibly a 3

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

swiss girls coulda got 3.

eve is tearing already

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

swe letting japan off the hook with that

Justin Jenkins
Justin Jenkins

rakki

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

Damn they actually scored 2.

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

/curl/, ladies and gentlemen

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

tfw the divine winds protect japan

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

NAISU

Liam James
Liam James

Not enough work to keep me busy for 40 hours. My appointment is fully funded through May so I'm just riding it out and doing what I can.

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

What am I watching? god helped it or not. should have stolen of 3 or 4 points. There is still hope. hang on there girls.

Easton Peterson
Easton Peterson

Fair enough

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

The fucking STATE of this commentator.

UH 1-1 UH 1-1 AND 1-1 UH 1-1 after 3 ends.

She also loves painting her nails
I didn't know that was a sport.

BASED commentator

Jayden Jones
Jayden Jones

chinks

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

China just decided not to play today I guess...

Feels kinda nice not to be the ones getting stomped early.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

cuter in live pictures, but she got the teeth of a toddler

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

This Swiss girl looks like she's on crack

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

7-1 incoming boys. thanks for being a real pal, ameribros.

Aaron White
Aaron White

Muffled USA in the distance

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE, VICKI!

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Eli Green
Eli Green

swish.

limeys going down

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

1--7
the absolute people's republic of china

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

tfw you'll never be in a chill curling squad chilling it at the Olympics

bros why even?

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

now if only fucking sweden can stop choking, we'd be golden here.

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

JAPAN NO

Grayson Martinez
Grayson Martinez

NO THIS IS NOT NAISU

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

Are you implying we're throwing to keep Canada out of the playoffs?
Because that's the only reason I can be happy right now

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

Nina has a fat little butt

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

THAT SMILE

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

Here I am you stupid brit fucks! What, you think I am gonna hide from a british rent boy like you!?

So you won a gold medal big deal? You think's that's enough to top Sweden's medal tally! Hell it isn't. We fucking did 8-5 on your ass at curling, mate, Barca style, bro. And your point is gonna be a point sympathy of crying Eve

You don't quit, man. You don't shiv. Oh, what, you just got fired from your job!? Keep nagging your boss to give it fucking back, then telk him to fuck off once you get accepted again. You find out our girl is betraying you with some seven big black guys!? Beat the fuck out of them, fuck that bitch one last time and tell her to fuck off. Britain wins a gold, you are stopping to bully them!? Never on my watch

Sorry what's that? Switzerland is leading!? Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Scottish soygirls btfo and gb is gonna lose 100% guaranteed and CONFIRMED

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

Gotta hope Eve goes clutch in the last game

William Scott
William Scott

Japan has just fallen apart in the last couple days. They were so accurate before.

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

Our good luck charm turns up just when we need him

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

Styrkekram

John Turner
John Turner

Eve goes clutch

triple take out time

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

OOOOH SHIT, Based British Hating Swedeposter.

James Rivera
James Rivera

Based Yoshida

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

54%

Logan Morris
Logan Morris

yes. win your goddamn game, assholes. japan is putting this on a platter for you, and you already threw it on the floor once. dont do it again.

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

I mean did you see our SK game? Korea were playing super shit but they found a way to play even worse.

I blame the new stone grinding

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

2 shots left
no rocks in house yet
japan

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

What language are the Swiss speaking?

Jason Long
Jason Long

Japan you lucky fucking cunts

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

We should bring the alternate in here. I'm sure she'd love to get the chance to say she actually competed in the olympics.

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

satsuki pls get used to the new surface

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

hey japan, you're supposed to avoid the guards. holy luck in actually getting the stone in the house this time tho lol

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

Japan, get it together please.

John Scott
John Scott

It was all gambatte.

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

too far. japan has a draw for 1 at least to save this.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

ebonics

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

the empire of Japan

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

satsuki has <40% accuracy this game?

Jason Mitchell
Jason Mitchell

satsuki sucks today

Jose Adams
Jose Adams

Big deal who the fuck cares about the autistic japs!? Oh wait white virgin nerds do. Wanna know why? Because both eat too much fucking soy. I hope the japs get fucked big time by our gals.

Japs are japs, but at least they will win a medal unlike the scottish soygirls 100% confirmed.

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

one yerro

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

could have been worse than a steal of one

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

japan what happened ;_;

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

WOW JAPAN. you threw a runback takeout that wasnt even going to get u much, and u missed it. its like you WANT to make it hard on yourself.

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

ebonics

you just know anna takes nigger dicks.

why Nip-Swed game ?

Andrew James
Andrew James

because the usa chn game is already done lol. maybe ill go back to it if the usa gives back 4 more point, but right now, its fucking done. every stone from 3 to 8 for usa is going to be used for takeouts. have fun scoring chn.

Robert Reed
Robert Reed

I've been watching Satsuki matches for two years

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Imagine being a curling chad and having a village orgy with team Japan

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

You'd be upset that Denmark didn't invite you to the lesbian orgy

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

all that nippy screeching
needs earplugs

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

Reminder that Eve should be put down and that Anna should be skip

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

Japan is BACK

Gabriel Green
Gabriel Green

fuggg I was too comfy and fell asleep what did I miss lads

Bentley Powell
Bentley Powell

pretty sure john morris is swimming in curling pussy right now. 6'3" firefighter with good looks that has two gold medals in curling.

David Lopez
David Lopez

Reminder that Vicki should be skip and Anna should be put down

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

Japan

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

hahahhaaha

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

Fuck you

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

holy sHIT JAPAN why

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Lauren
ugly

Fight me irl nerd

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

Reminder that Ana would cut you for chatting shit about her bitch

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB, FUCK LIVERPOOL, FUCK ARSENAL, FUCK CHELSEA, FUCK MAN CITY, FUCK SPURS AND GB WON'T WIN 100% GUARANTEED AND CONFIRMED.
SWITZERLAND HAS THIS GAME WIN IN THE POCKET 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS AS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT.

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

The absolute state of Japans curlers

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

only a mudslime can screech this hard.
Go blow yourself up, fucking achmed.

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

FUCK THE JAPS, FUCK TEAM GB
Where do I sign up for this?

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

:^) >(You)

Jordan Fisher
Jordan Fisher

euuuuh non ?

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

I'm watching the USA/CHN game. Tried to check in on the Japanese game, and the sound is 30 second off.
Shit. Ok. Time to break out the ancient laptop

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

inb4 Anna chokes this take out

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

only a mudslime can screech this hard.
did you even look at the flag?

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Anna will FUCKING CHOKE 100% GUARANTEED SCREENCAP THIS NERDS

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

choke what now? that was a nice hit and roll

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

Finlandia is besto vodka.
How stronk is swe vodka?

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

take that swiss bitches

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

What do the numbers they're calling out mean? Like sometimes 2, 7.5 8, 10, etc

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Fuck. The japs used some Anime-rasengan-kamehame-jijutsu-soduku power and somehow stayed in place with their stone.

Blake Hall
Blake Hall

hes implying sweden is cuck state being overrun by muslim immigrants

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

We finna steal right here nigguh

Landon Young
Landon Young

no ring on Anna's finger
How many cocks do you think she's taken so far in the Olympic village?

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

It means where they think it will end up. 1 is right at the top of the house, 10 is right at the bottom

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

aussie was implying that it was obvious it's a mudslime because it is a swedish flag

Adam Allen
Adam Allen

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_curling#/media/File:Weightdiagram.svg

some teams use their own terminology, like by circle like 4foot, 8 foot, etc. mostly canadian teams. internationally, and younger teams, use the number system.

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

at the same time?

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Pretty much had 4 top final shots

David Baker
David Baker

SUI

Nice shot desu

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

Nobody able to crack deuce
ehehehe

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

Nobody able to crack a deuce.

Commentator really had a way with words.

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

Well at least it's tied

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Sehr schön indeed

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

STOP SAYING II YO WHEN IT'S CLEARLY NOT II YO

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

satsuki shooting 48% lol
not like her team is much better tho

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

the title of this thread makes me uncomfortable

David Baker
David Baker

Time for Lind to pretend like he's coaching.

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

f e a s t

Josiah Rogers
Josiah Rogers

Strawberry break

Samuel Allen
Samuel Allen

I love how they all have snack time after end 5.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

Half-time oranges are out, lads

Jaxon Harris
Jaxon Harris

dont want blood sugar to drop, and a game can go 3 hrs

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

china on suicide watch

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

/Comfy/

Jackson White
Jackson White

fuck sweden honestly

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

tfw no curling qt to gobble your banana

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

mandatory banana eating
l-lewd!

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

"... and he was a great player"
quickly cut to music and montage

Commentator BTFO

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

comfy but kinda boring desu

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

Can we get Cory in now? I want a new face.

Ian Russell
Ian Russell

So if you win the curling do you only get one medal. Seems like alot of effort and time for one medal if so.

Where as Norwegians and Dutch are playing the game right and getting loads of gold's in quick events like ice skating

Parker Mitchell
Parker Mitchell

66% draw accuracy
59% takeout accuracy

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Swiss skipper carrying her team so far.

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

becca shooting 93% lead

Brayden Gray
Brayden Gray

EVE THE MIDGET IS GOING TO CHOKE 100% CONFIRMED.

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

tfw eating snacks with the curlers to feel like i'm a part of something

Bentley Wilson
Bentley Wilson

Slightly boring
One of the most underrated types of comfy. You can keen an eye on other things while still following it.

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

Reminder that this man is ELITE and cannot be stopped from redemption.

Ian Ramirez
Ian Ramirez

Hunt that wabbit.

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

Only if he's in Punished Shuster form

Jacob White
Jacob White

wtf I love quasimodo now

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

Beccas lip piercing is so offputting. What a slag.

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

USA just wants no stones in play. this is done. gonna be 4 more ends of this.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

Can you imagine if Nina was your nurse? She can check my prostate whenever she wants.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Sneaky Nip stone still in.

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

nom nom nom

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

*trombone music playing*

Ayden James
Ayden James

big miss by sweden. that looks in. no double either.

Tyler Lewis
Tyler Lewis

nop

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

Anna's little munchkin voice

Muh dick

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

I don't like it desu, I'd keep her quiet.

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

40%

Andrew Gray
Andrew Gray

She always looks so nervous after releasing

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

i need that annas last HAAARRRHARRRHARRRRRRD
as my ringtone

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

Feels kind of ironic eating ramen while watching this

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

NAIS SWEEPU

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Tabitha is a pharmacist. Does curling attract successful people? Or do you have to be rich to play?

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

japan fucked up. blank is on the board

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

Hey high five, Cred Forums.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

if u got a place to rent equipment from, its dirt cheap. i play for 20 bucks for like 3 ends with equipment. but yeah a lot of successful people play it because they have the time to put into it i guess.

Jeremiah Russell
Jeremiah Russell

naisu force of 1

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

BRITAIN IS LOSING BIG TIME. BRITISH MIDGETS ARE CHOKING. 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED THAT BRITAIN WILL LOSE.

SWITZERLAND HAS GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% CONFIRMED WIN FOR THE SWISS. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TRY .

HAVE FUN WITH THE PRATICIPATION MEDAL EVE HAHAHAHAA

SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH SOYBOYS I AM ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH MY PREDICTIONS.

Xavier Turner
Xavier Turner

EVE
L
I
T
E

ETERNAL /eve/
PLEASE N/eve/R LEAVE
WE LOVE YOU FOR/eve/R
FOR ALL ETERNITY

Justin Smith
Justin Smith

this guy REALLY wants anglo dick in his mouth

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

Very nice.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

Thanks for blessing that score of 2

Ryan Sanders
Ryan Sanders

timing

kek

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

i was like, oh she fuckde up now, but the rub was light. lucky eve.

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

Just follow cran's advice now, force the 1 and take a 2

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

NETHERLANDS BTFO NO MEDAL IN MEN'S 500M SPEED SKATING

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

The autismo sweede

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.

BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOT ON WITH MY PREDICTIONS

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

Do you just get some buddies and go play on a Friday night or something? Is the ice open to play when there isn't a league or anything?

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

China giving away that point for another shot at the hammer.
Sorry guys, USA is going to have to continue to wreck you.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

if hockey is smile japan, curling is naisu japan

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

It's good but it's not right?

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

call the curling rink, sign up for when there is a free sheet, pay the fees for ice and rental, go and curl.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Kek, Trent Dilfer is now into curling too.

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

get drunk afterwards, wake up with a hangover and sore arms and realize how out of shape you are

Isaac Robinson
Isaac Robinson

Naisu

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

japan and sweden curling yet no QTs

Blake Johnson
Blake Johnson

True, all that sweeping for hours on end?
But what gives me pause is the ending at the waist. I got some fucked up disks, but I wanna try this sport!

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

naisu blank

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

Say what you see

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

need more Naisuuuu

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

Naisu blank.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Finland bant yet no laughs.

Leo Gray
Leo Gray

Naisu~

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Mr chips my real n

Carter King
Carter King

why does muirhead always sound like shes pushing out a poo

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

its more core than back because you lean all your weight on the broom and need core to maintain the constant shifting if weight from sweeping while on ice. i cant sweep for shit cause i dont have that core or balance. for new players, its a struggle just to get stones into the house at the proper weight. way harder than it looks. sweeping is just fun, but dont expect a lot of impact from it at the newbie level. itll be decided on shots.

John Taylor
John Taylor

*yet no gold medals

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

Trying to impress Anna

James Lopez
James Lopez

rustled leaf yet no wind

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

my man

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

Niasuuu~

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

if theres a local curling club, call them up. its tons of fun, and half of that is heckling your pals and shittalking as everyone misses and falls over.

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

I don't think I can eat anymore of these grapes, thanks user. :^(

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Hmmmmmm so Pilates might be one of the best ways to prep for efficient sweeping, along with arm strength. Throwing seems a lot like bowling to me. Staying steady, being consistent with force. Man, I kinda suck at bowling.

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

How come men are so much better at curling than woman? This is one of those rare sports that doesn’t require much physical strength but rather intelligence, concentration, dexterity etc... yet men are clearly far superior at it.
Is curling the ultimate proof of male supremacy?

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

if back is really an issue, be skip so u can sit in the house and not sweep.

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

She's Scottish so she probably smokes 10 packs a day.

Noah Green
Noah Green

I just want the audio from the GBR game to play over everything else. Those scottish accents kill me

Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

My local club has learn to curl classes that you have to attend first, but they're in November.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

LMAO China!!!!!! At least you have the hammer again!!!

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

what does this pic convey

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

This commentator should narrate a curling history documentary.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

TOP EVE

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

I'm a perfect captain. I'm an idea man, and I like giving orders.

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

I laughed in finnish

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

ARE EVE !!!!!

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

great shot

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

FUCKING HELL
THE SKIPS ARE ON TOP FORM

Austin White
Austin White

Seriously, what happened to China. It looked like they were poised to be in the semis but has been shitting on the ice every game now.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

Nice shot SUI

This game's tense af

Tyler Rodriguez
Tyler Rodriguez

Private Latrine

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

SUISSE ELITE

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

bowling is easier. but takes more arm strength. pushing a rock is all legs and hips. you use your arm to steer it a little bit, but its all in the push off from the hack. you arent going to throw around a 45lb stone very easily with arms, even on ice. the top mens players can and will pick the stone off the ice for more power and speed in their delivery, but you better have strong arms for that.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Why hasn't China conceded yet? What are they waiting for?

Henry Collins
Henry Collins

Fuck me sideways

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

THERE YOU GO

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

Switzerland pls stop, you're scaring me

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

actually, its because of strength and size that the men are better curlers. they can throw much much harder, which makes stuff like runback double and triple takeouts, as well as deep hit and rolls possible. also, sweeping can influence a stone's path from as much as 2 feet sideways and up to like 15 feet in distance. sweeping is all power and endurance, as well as body weight on the broom.

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

They don’t concede easily even if it’s unrealistic after being down 7 after 7 ends.

I remember that game they lost 3-12.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Throwing the match to help US go through so they can smash us in the elimination rounds

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

there are people not watching the GB Swiss match

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

My leg strength is top notch!

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

good post then lad, congrats on the gold :)

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

China got a faulty rock similar to Eve and now they're letting them shoot again

Eve got screwed

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

faulty stone

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

gib direct link

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

I think GB should have put a guard ball.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

helping an opponent get in front of you in the standings
giving them a crucial tie breaker over you

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

is this at an actual curling rink and not just an ice skating rink that they convert for curling? if so, thats odd. i can understand them not having pebbled ice for curling year round if they share ice, but i dont see why itd take so long if they have actual curling sheets available. maybe not enough instructors.

Adrian Anderson
Adrian Anderson

i think korea has better qts than nippon

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Think she played the right shot. 9 times out of 10 we'd have stolen one there or only given up one

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

Hambeast

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

is it a requirement that you have to have blue eyes to curl if you're from a yte country?
dont think ive seen a brown eyed womens curler from a european or even le 56% country

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

I am not just talking about this game. Plus, they have hard opponents the rest of the sessions too.

John Anderson
John Anderson

MMM
MMM
MMM
MMMMM

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

taking that post literal

I'm simply implying USA is shit

Jacob Carter
Jacob Carter

Is it really a good idea to hire an English coach when the players can't talk back to it?

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

man all these games, except for american shock and awe, are so close

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

EVE HARD SWEEPING
MUHH DICKKK

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

When the coach is better than your other candidates then yeah, and Canadians are the best.

Lincoln Richardson
Lincoln Richardson

it is when your country has no history of curling so foreign coaches bring the most knowledge. besides, thats why they have second coaches that can speak both languages to translate. though satsuki actually has really good english for a japanese person, and they live and train in canada.

Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

Yoshida speaks English and translates for the rest of the group.

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

OHP
OHP
OHP
OHP
GANGMAN STYLE

HEYYYY SEXY VICKYYY

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

ywn have Eve as your captain and make her proud

Brayden Mitchell
Brayden Mitchell

Is it just China? Didn't we concede while losing by less against Canada a few nights ago

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

Yeah it's the Detroit curling club. Maybe they have other events, I just checked their website quickly and that's all I could find.

Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

Was it autism?

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

satsuki no

John Phillips
John Phillips

Commit seppuku right now.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

Yeah. In that 3-12, they were down big pretty early on even though it was unlikely they could catch up.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

*sad anime noises*

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

the scottish girls are so lovely
make me feel warm and fuzzy

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

stick ur little titties out
go for that chipmunk look.

Sebastian James
Sebastian James

eves favourite show is geordie shore
what a lad

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

How can a rock be faulty?

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

the light on the rock can be faulty lad

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Japan could just smash randomly into the house and do better than they are.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

We'll see if this was the correct decision.

Christopher White
Christopher White

Japan actually tried that shot

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

well that sucks that they make you have to attend the learn to curl classes first and dont have enough instuctors. cant blame them tho. i bet they dont get a lot of people wanting to learn to curl. maybe the stuff is outdated, or they will get enough interest with the olympics to have one sooner. worth giving them a call to ask about anyways. cant hurt.

James Richardson
James Richardson

What the fuck was that Eve?

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

Will Satsuki ever recover from this slump?

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

get fucked anime

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

I want Nina to be my mommy

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

China finally conceded, which match should I watch now?

Noah Ortiz
Noah Ortiz

Damn, Japan is fucking up hard. Probably gave away the match there.

Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

Curling anime never ever

Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

whats team muirhead eating today lads?

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Rude.

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

Nina said she loves me
See you later boys

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

japan saying II YO after giving up a steal of 2

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

Naisu tryu

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Japan was killing every team in stolen ends going into the Canada match. Now likely two straight games without one.

Jacob King
Jacob King

Thats exactly how eve tells anna to tongue/rub her clit for orgasm

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

some fucker in the crowd has a vuvuzela
what a lad

Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

Alright, Danes. Time to tie it up.

Cooper Carter
Cooper Carter

Yeah it's the Detroit curling club.

Detoilet
full of niggers

check the suburbs man.
the WHITE ones.

Dominic King
Dominic King

I LOVE YOU TOO NINA

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

based

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

been here way too lomg

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

I live in the suburbs. The club is actually in Ferndale, not Detroit.

Jordan Perez
Jordan Perez

Now time to listen to these scottish slags wailing

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

Hurry what match should I watch the end of?

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

Japan just as shook as after earthquake

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

airhorn guy needs to fuckin stop it

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

THE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS

EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

Exaliftin

John Stewart
John Stewart

The Japanese language is so cute

Brayden Harris
Brayden Harris

gbr is closer
japan is in tougher position, but has more drama

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

Who won DEN-OAR?

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

SCREEN CAP THIS
every single post. Have we diagnosed his condition yet?

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

It's autism

Christian Long
Christian Long

He probably votes SD

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

Still playing. End 9 4-7 OAR. Early in the end

Camden Ortiz
Camden Ortiz

It's over aniki.

Connor Parker
Connor Parker

Time for nap

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

Swiss skip is literally the only good player on the team.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

not voting SD
Explain why are you're for the holocaust against white people?

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

will japan take the lead?

Christopher Bennett
Christopher Bennett

sweden plz

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

KLOPP: BOOM

THE SWISS ARE LEADIG NOW 100% GUARANTEED

GB BTFO LIKE SLIPPY CHRISTIE.

Lucas White
Lucas White

LOL couldnt do that again if she tried

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

tie to final end

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

Swiss chocolate?

More like Swiss choke a lot!

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

Wow, some swiss cheese shot

James James
James James

swiss PLZ

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

pfhahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Swe should've gone for a double.

Ian Green
Ian Green

LOL

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

Suisse
kek

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

For me, it's Lauren Gray

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

Unlucky

Cooper Edwards
Cooper Edwards

THE SWISS HAVE WON 100% CONFIRMED CONGRATS.

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

yea this is stupid

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

poor swiss qt

EVE
L
I
T
E

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

Absolute madwoman!

Bentley Cruz
Bentley Cruz

2010 world cup Cred Forums was the golden age of Cred Forums

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

eve is building a wall lads

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

Naisu yoshi

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

naisu

Mason Parker
Mason Parker

Ok Fujisawa. You guys were getting so many fucking steals in your first 5 matches. 1 MORE

Gabriel Ramirez
Gabriel Ramirez

Plz tell me there's a webm of that swiss cheese

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

kek what was that switzerland

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Satsuki will clutch it out, bros.

Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Why are the Swiss team coached by a terrorist?

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

Gerry Adam was never a member of the Swiss curling team

Dominic Lopez
Dominic Lopez

Jesus.

Go to Canada, they must have something in Windsor

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

it really was hysterical

Logan Cox
Logan Cox

HE SWISS HAVE GOT THIS GAME IN THE BAG 100% GUARANTEED NOW SCREENCAP THIS BRITISH LOSERS

EVE THE MIDGET IS BIGGER CHOKER THAN SLIPPY G

THE SWISS WILL GET A MINIMUN OF 2 POINTS AND THST IS 100% CONFIRMED. I JUST KNOS THAT THEY WILL HUMLIATE THE ANGLO MIDGETS 100% GUARANTEED.

BRITAIN WILL CHOKE IT MORE THAN STEVIE G DURING THE EPL AND MORE THAN EBJT AS WELL DURING THR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL 100% CONFIRMED SCREENCAP THIS POST AS YOU KNOW I AM ALWAYS 100% SPOTNON WITH MY PREDICTIONS

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

of course its the fuckin japanese fans with the air horn

Christian Lee
Christian Lee

I sometimes wonder what happened to us all

Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

and how old were you when you were posting in 2010 kek

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

11 stones in play
what a mess

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

BASED BULLY SWED IS BACK!

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

agreed

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

I'm VERY mad I missed Switzerland's spaghetti.

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

fuck i miss Mouse

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

You SDare is as easy to trigger as feminists.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

Put your trip back on, Mouse

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

22
Aint no fucking underageb& here

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

not being at least 18 years old in 2010

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

citywindsor.ca/residents/Recreation/Golf-and-Curling-at-Roseland/Pages/Ice-Rental.aspx
literally right across the detroit river. 20 mins instruction for first time rentals, no stupid beginners course.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

W E W

nice one swiss

Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

damn nigga you're 30?
im 18 rn :)

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

The suburbs on Detroit are some of the nicest in the country. Why do you think the city of Detroit is in such bad shape? All of the white people with money left and live in very nice suburban communities.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

im 18 rn :)
if true, you missed out on good Cred Forums
commiserations

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Well later this year yea, kiddo

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

is this samsung do what you can't gonn be the last ever commercial featuring all white people?

Luis Cox
Luis Cox

GB WILL CHOKE BIG TIME HERE 100% ASSURANCE FROM THE SWEDE WHO IS ALWAYS 100% RIGHT WITH HIS PREDICTIONS SCREENCAP THIS POST BRITISH NERDS.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

Suisse skip is buttfucking Eve

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

What the fuck is Japan's strategy, wait for a choke?

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

lauren lips...............

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

freshie

Jack Nelson
Jack Nelson

Should have blanked earlier. Winning will be very hard now.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

20
i've been here since the 2006 world cup

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

That's what it seems like. It is what got them a bunch of stolen ends in their early matches

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

Cred Forums
2006
what did he mean by this

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

how much bitter disappointment does life have in store for me?
thanks

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

Anyone feel bad for OAR? They can't stop choking.

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

kino

Fucking great shot tbqh

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

TOLD YOU BRITS I am 100% fucking right all the time I can assure you shits that 100%.

Adam King
Adam King

...belong to me, stay away m8

Brody Evans
Brody Evans

a lot more lad but as long as you have a goal, you will be ok

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Thank you friendo

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

Why you lie?

Jonathan Rivera
Jonathan Rivera

Lauren > small blonde > Eve > chunky blonde

hope that helps

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

i've been here since the 2006 world cup
We've got a liar

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

OAR
lul

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

good lad

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

have a (you)

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

nah i was another tripfag back in the day

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

lads i've been here since the 2000 olympics

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I can't look. Are the good guys winning?

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

This is an excellent order of worst-to-best, thanks user!

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Hansa
lmao

David Scott
David Scott

Lauren is wife-mother of my childrens material desu

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

Nikki Webster

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

anna sloan is a legitimate 10/10

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

he wasn't posting with his bros on Cred Forums during the 1990 World Cup

Jaxon Gutierrez
Jaxon Gutierrez

you lads missed out on the absolute banter storm of 1936 winter olympics

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

was a bit shy back then

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

swiss are breaking under the pressure

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

pfft you probably didn't even start one of the match threads fotär the first Ashes

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Just wait for the skip to save their asses.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

This is fucking tense lads

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

Just knock it out and hope for a choke.

Connor King
Connor King

all japan has is a hit and roll under the corner guard. they are overthinking this. they just need swe to miss at this point.

William Cruz
William Cruz

why is anna so literally perfect bros

Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

FUJISAWA YES

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

GO ON EVE LASS

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

THE SWISS WIN 100% CONFIRMED . GB CHOKED BIG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHA

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

NO double take out pls Sweden

Kayden Cruz
Kayden Cruz

idk

Adam Harris
Adam Harris

Glad I switched to the Japan match

Xavier Robinson
Xavier Robinson

was edgy shitposting 17 year old
now just a shitposter
How times change

Andrew King
Andrew King

OHNONONO

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

JAPAN VICTORY

Bentley Watson
Bentley Watson

HAHAHAHAHA
what a turn down my girls

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

JAPS

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Great ending, well done Japan

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

SACCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

JAPAN YES YES YES YES

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

EVE
L
I
T
E

E
V
ELITE

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

HAHAHA SWEDE CHOKE

Nathan Miller
Nathan Miller

JAPANESE LUCK
SWEDEN CHOKED

STEAL
OF
1
SATSUKI FUJISAWA
5-2

Asher Long
Asher Long

ANIME WINS

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

B A S E D

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

SATSUKIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

OMG SWEDEN CHOKED

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

animu

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

YOKATTA

Ryan Campbell
Ryan Campbell

This thread has been shitting on Japan all match and they end up winning?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

Fucking hell what a choke artist

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

Can Japan get bronze?

Elijah Peterson
Elijah Peterson

19
And the Vacouver Olympics were fucking amazing, the whole spirit of the board was different back then

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

N I P P O N

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

NAISU NAISU NAISU

SO QT

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

how do I coach a qt curling team?

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

E V E
L
I
T
E

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

With all these women choking, will Homan finally come back and win?

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

17
God I've wasted my life

Landon James
Landon James

BUTTHURT SWEDE BTFO

Gavin Cruz
Gavin Cruz

seems like theres more vitriol now a days

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

FUCKING SMUG JAPS

Jacob Stewart
Jacob Stewart

SCOTLAND
C
O
T
L
A
N
D

Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

EVE
V
E

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

tbqh i glide using shopping carts the exact same way eve glides on ice

based swedbully bro btfo

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

HAHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED SWISS

ALSO FUCK THE AUTISTIC SWEDE

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

SATSUKI IS PURE

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

we wony even medal
fucking disgrace

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

BEST 4 nau
Pardon me, we have to go now, lads

Tyler Reyes
Tyler Reyes

wow swe team looks broken. i can understand why.

Leo Russell
Leo Russell

Standings through eight draws

South Korea 5-1
Japan 5-2
Sweden 5-2
Great Britain 4-3
United States 4-3
Canada 3-3
China 3-4
Russia 2-5
Switzerland 2-5
Denmark 1-6

Remaining opponents

South Korea - (United States, Russia, Denmark)
Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
Sweden - (China, United States)
Great Britain - (Japan, Canada)
Canada - (China, Great Britain, Russia)
China - (Canada, Sweden)
United States - (South Korea, Sweden)
Russia - (South Korea, Canada)
Switzerland - (Denmark, Japan)
Denmark - (Switzerland, South Korea)

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

Japan... STOP SMILING!!!

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

What's heavier? A kilogram of stone or a kilogram of brooms?

Ryder Howard
Ryder Howard

are you retarded? stones are way heavier

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Well done Britain. Our girls' performance are too erratic.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

SWEDEKEK WRONG ON BOTH COUNTS

Bentley Martinez
Bentley Martinez

lmao we're gonna miss the playoffs after going 5-0

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

you idiot, they are both a kilogram!

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

A kilogram of stone, because stones are heavier than brooms.

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

Trick question, it's the brooms

John Brooks
John Brooks

EVE vs FUJISAWA tomorrow

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

21

Henry Nguyen
Henry Nguyen

Japan won
Scotland won
USA won
that feel when good triumphs over evil

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

You´re mom lol!

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

Cred Forums existed as a trial board during the 2006 world cup

It was deleted at the start of 2007 and then reintroduced as a permanent board in 2008.

autistic powers of recollection

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

a stone of brooms

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

But Japan won?

David Flores
David Flores

Yes and no
There was even worse angry and bitter trolling, USA vs UK threads, Soccer vs Football threads. No flags, and it was absurd which is what made it fun.

Outside of that everyone was was more chill and way more "into" the shit, and the offtopic shitposting that was welcomed really seemed to flow with the board.

Anthony Cruz
Anthony Cruz

no way u miss playoffs. no way u go 5-4 and going 6-3 means youll have tiebreaker over other tiebreak teams.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

WHO DO I ROOT FOR? I DON'T WANT EITHER ONE TO LOSE

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Lauren's skin is just wonderful

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

When they have snack time i wonder if they are allowed to have a smoke aswell?

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

I don't get it.

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

WHO DO I ROOT FOR?

support a draw.
after 12 ends, if there is no winner, they stop curling and move to the pussy eating contest.
first to come loses.

Aiden White
Aiden White

It was a divegrass board mostly. I was on /v/ at that time but participated in the 18-1 that brought Cred Forums back

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

KEK based feathers vs steel guy

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

Interesting
I came in late 06 to /b/ because of anime hell, kek

I left /b/ in late 08 because project chanology really turned things to shit.

friend IRL (yeah i used to have them) kept talking about apollo ono and the vancouver olympics even though I didnt give a fuck about any sports
watched the olympic opening ceremony in prime time with my parents
random chance that I went to /b/ for porn a day or two later (rarely did that)
someone linked Cred Forums
stayed for the shitposting because it was a lot like /b/ 2.0 without the faggotry
fell down the sports rabbit hole and im still here 8 years later

Really odd to think about honestly

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Oh my bad. I remember it was around for the 2006-07 NFL season. Guess I didn't notice it before then.

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

I truly believe 2010 Cred Forums was the most entertaining place the internet has ever had

Carter Kelly
Carter Kelly

BRITAIN BTFO I WAS RIGHT AGAIN SWITZERLAND WINS HAHAHAH

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Japan - (Great Britain, Switzerland)
I'm afraid that's the end of the line for Satsuki

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

wait what

Matthew Stewart
Matthew Stewart

I was only a few hours drive from Vancouver and I didn't give a shit about sports back then either. Now every Olympics I wonder what could've been.

Asher Long
Asher Long

yeah most definitely

Noah Sanders
Noah Sanders

which place on teh interwebz is at its peak now?

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

See you tonight, fellas. Have a good day/night.

Jaxson Myers
Jaxson Myers

We play Canada last

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

Call me a nostalgiafag but I don't think there exists such a place now. It's a wasteland.

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

It certainly was special

A random memory popped up in my head a while back
was like 6pm on a friday, was on Cred Forums
was doing mapcrunch threads and watching JohnStocktons nickelodeon stream
no sports were on
drove over to the grocery store to get a boxed cake mix real quick to make cupcakes and settle in for the night
randomly ran into an old friend at the grocery store buying booze
he invited me to a party that was just a few blocks from my house
I decided to go
had a good enough time getting drunk and playing cardgames with people I barely knew, but all night was thinking about what I was missing on Cred Forums

Maybe I have autism

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

2010-2012 was the golden age
the internet just feels like advertising and shills at this point

Tyler Garcia
Tyler Garcia

Nowhere. Mainstream social media has killed the internet.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

A lot of people here would consider me "normal" (back then especially) but I would get home at night from wherever I went and would immediately fire up the PC and try to catch up on Cred Forums. It was GOAT.
Knew I enjoyed curling threads and its posters for a reason (private latrine excluded)

Later fellas

William Thompson
William Thompson

See you in 9 bongs

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

I think like that anytime something happens and I'm away from Cred Forums

"I could be spamming >Mouyes right now"

Alexander James
Alexander James

2010-2012 was the golden age

this and also that the rise of reddit fucked the internet even more.

Isaac Diaz
Isaac Diaz

HAHAHAHA GB WILL GET BEATEN BIG TIME BY SATSUKI 100% GUARANTEED.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

please don't jinx them

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

Welcome to curling; an oddly large proportion of attractive girls seem to play.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

You could TOTALLY hear Eve during last nights (daytime) Canada/Japan game. So good...

Evan Brooks
Evan Brooks

twitter.com/uk_sport/status/965586783684587520

Her tiny voice though

Charles Hall
Charles Hall

JM is slaying so much Zerg pussy right now.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

Anna's voice cute

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

all female scottish accents are adorable
...well except eve when she is yelling

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

And her tiny vampire fangs.

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