/bobsleigh/

Germanwinslol

/bobsleigh/ #1: Today: 2-men, heats 3 and 4
Starts in less than two hours from now (11:15 GMT).

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>crash
>still set fastest time

what did >we mean by this

Nazi trick

Who are the good and the bad guys?

Why are you guys so good at sliding down ice in various positions?

OK GUYS CMON, FIRST MEDAL FOR LATVIA, HERE WE COME

based nazis

jingle bells

jingle bells

germans crashed their sled

sleds are so cool

damn this looks pretty sick desu

oh what fun it is to ride
with a severed head

>Germanwinslol
What did you mean by this?

Day of the rake when

I think bobsled is my favorite event. It looks like so much fun.

A couple hours until the Canadian midgets choke 100% confirmed.

This makes me wanna play the Vancouver 2010 game again

who has the best looking sled?

so one guy steers and the other one basically just helps starting?

that flame decal is a bit poofy

definetly not the german cringe flames

British sled should be dark green

NOT Germany

Please no gold for german

>wobbling all over the place
>track record
seems they had a good breakfast
SO!

[WOBBLING INTENSIFIES]

Must the bobsleds be made of metal?

Put a little window in the front so the driver can see through the bobsled for better aerodynamics.

I think all sleds look awful.

>chad flames are too much to handle for little virgin snowflakes

is this the manliest, most testosterone-pumped, and toxic masculinity sport in the Olympics?

also, how much does the average crewman weighs here?

>Kibermanis

What does the guy behind even do beside pushing at the start

germany's 90s flames

>is this the manliest, most testosterone-pumped, and toxic masculinity sport in the Olympics?
That would be biathlon

Well he's called the brakeman...

Not really that much they can do

WE

he tickles the driver

added weight

...

WUZ

he pulls the brake after they cross the finish line

basically it really

Redbull crashed ice with bobsleigh when?

...

>also, how much does the average crewman weighs here?
You should see one of the American riders. He could barely fit in the sled because his shoulders were so massive. I think like 4 of the Americans are in the military.

we wuz sliders nd shiet
good choke GB

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""great"""""""""""""""""""" briton

Why don't they put fuckin loops and corkscrews and shit in these tracks? They're so boring.

The trail is RAYCIS AS FYCK GIMME 20 points affirmative action

Oh yes, it's another show of the winter sports superpower.

rubs the bloke in front's arse for good luck

Guy at the back is called the "brake man". So I think, aside from pushing, that they just hit the brakes when they need to at the end?

There is a total weight limit that both men and the sled must stay under. I forget the limit but it's just under 400kg if I remember correctly.

Ideally, you want your two men to weigh as much as possible and your sleigh to weigh as little as possible. This is all for how much speed you can generate during your push at the very start.

Why don't they put fuckin loops and corkscrews and shit in these tracks? They're so boring.

>those awkward poses they do before starting

this isnt boxing

the commentator said earlier that min laden weight is 160kg. but really curious to know how much does one need to weight to be one an efficient crewman

With chariot race style attacks? Like rotating spikes on the side of the sled, whips and whatnot.

>Redbull crashed ice when?

Fixed

That would be amazing in the Olympics

They could even do shit like relays

not gonna lie those guys all look pretty buff

Why do korean team have a white coach?

Bob-Hur?

Latvia and Austria honestly - at least they're simple. Everyone elses are just overdesigned shit.

Does bobsleigh have a lot of doping incidents?

Seems like it should.

This Korean sled is aesthetic as fuck

can they roid in order to prepare for this competition?

austria and korea with the FRESHEST looking sleds

yeah and THICC

probably

Technology isn't developed enough yet to have full and live onboard cameras, sadly

Is it good or bad when they look wavey on the long sides? I imagine it makes them slower but the commentator never acknowledges it

UK is breddy gud to b h. Elegant.

Germany is godawful.

Latvia has a nice pattern they use, but their suits are awful.

Croatia

canada

this can be /fraud/'s best sport after bodybuilding

really bad, you want a high straight corner for max speed

Canadian sled looks good. It's red so it goes faster

Its infuriating. Such an obvious thing to do.

Fucking F1 does it in 1080p on tracks spanning kilometers.

Too much pressure probably

Norwegian speedskaters wore blue this Olympics because they think it makes them go faster.

oh another nigger :^)

How can other countries even compete?

Sure thing, bud! It's in the bag, for sure. mhm, yeah. Gonna get medal alright.

Do they run the final heat of the double bob in ascending order standings wise desu?

US sled looks nice.

>american livery isn't a machinegun with a tally of kids on the side
missed opportunity tbfh

youtube.com/watch?v=Eu6EYgQosLQ

looks pretty cool

Ummm... you are 11th. Typical British Engineering.

Some team should design their sleigh like the ghost from Halo

Would be an easy win

Why do the yanks have BMW M Sport stripes?

surely they could make the tracks wider and send down a few bobs at once

i want to see fat lenny and genova in one of these sleds

JUST

no too busy.

damn RIP

Canada's bob looks like a little red cock :-))

the best ones start last

why can't they just do this already? would make this semen slurping sport actually exciting.

Suisse have a nice looking sled.

I read somewhere that it has to do with the location of the tracks. 25% of all tracks internationally used are in Germany. Furthermore 50% of all tracks nationally used (local competitions, training) are in Germany.

If you are able to practise on a lot of different tracks you are more likely to be able to transfer knowledge to other tracks.

Also, it's easier to get kids (and people as fans) into the sport if there is a track nearby.

Tougé rules, if the front sled pulls away they win, if the rear sled keeps up the roles are reversed. If the rear sled overtakes the front sled they win

yeah

This Czech sled looks nice

Czech sled looks nice.

Do we have a chance?

Lol

how would they pass

It means that Germany will win.

Never unless Germans and Canadians choke really bad, then you will have a good chance. However, this will not happen anyway.

Why is Hamilton doing bobsleight in his free time? Shouldn't he be preparing for F1 testing next week?

A track which splits into 2 at various locations

how about no edges like rainbow road

Alright we're next.

4th run when?

1 hour

we unironically have a chance at the 4 man bobsled.

Had an outside chance of a medal before the 3rd run, then our guys put in one of the worst runs of the 3rd heat so far so we're fighting for a top 10 now

THIS

how does it work? fastest time of all 4 runs is your time, fastest time wins gold?

rrreeee probably cant watch

DOES

sum of all runs i think

would absolutely nail the course lad

NOT

SLIP

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>nigger

>heinrich
>french

Who is winning?

FRANCE YES

LENT

Alright, lads. These are the requirements (height and weight are guidelines only) to be a bobsledder in Canada.

>Height*(cm) 190-155
>Weight*(kg) 110-100
>15m(sec) 2.05-2.15s
>30m(sec) 3.55-3.65s
>SLJ(m) 3.35-3.15 (m)
>UHF(m) 20.00-17.50 (m)

Standing long jump (SLJ)
Underhand forward throw of a 5kg medicine ball (UHF)

>>Weight*(kg) 110-100
so at least 110kg heavy?

Don't be silly - Hamilton doesn't have that much hair!

Rudy RINALDI is a sexy buffed man.

germany

at least 110kg but at most 100kg

>155cm
>110kg

Is an sphere a athlete?

Is the jamaican team competing this year ?

No, only women.
Unless you mean huemonkey?

they really need to polish that acceleration

>he has to work
>he isn't a full time neet

I’m a real neet! I’m broke, ain’t got SHIT to do! You know what I’m saying? Playing my video games, watching my Olympics n’ shit. Doing real neet nothin’ shit you know what I’m saying. I’m one of them real nothin’ ass neets. Neets be talking like they nothin' and they doing shit but they ain't really nothing. You know what I’m saying? Like, real neets that do nothing know a nothin’ ass neet when they see him.

USA USA USA USA USA USA

stop shouting amerilards

how huge is this USA brakeman????

Winners coming up!

USGAY USGAY USGAY

>+1:62

FUCK OFF FROG!

USA USA USA USA USA

'ugeeeee

Good run! Almost under 2 seconds!

who's a favorite in women bob?

>he doesnt have a country worth shouting for

Larger than the sled

>a fucking nigger
ok, no wonder

Why does Australia wear green and yellow at the Olympics?

USA USA USA

Nigeria

that one guy from USA had a thicc ass

no homo

yeah but why do we fucked up? ;_;

>be USA
>has 3 bobs running
>huge budget
>R&D entirely focused on improving bobsleigh performance
>loses to a French guy who bought his bob himself and runs with a random nigger found on a street

Americans going ham almost crashing in both teams lol

AMERICAN'T BEAT THE LEAF

Dat bulge

Our expert commentator saying that burgers have fast new designed bobs but they have shit controls.

Our best pilot killed himself last year, so we suck now.

chinese rocket

Why do chink have a white coach?

Incoming sliding monkeys

>huemonkeys

>"U.S. bobsled hopeful Ryan Bailey sees Olympic dreams end after court reinstates doping ban"
Dem russians amairaite?

Try to pick amateurs next time, perhaps you'll beat ours

do you know what that was about?

OD'd on sleeping pills and alcohol or something.

>This croatian sled
absolutely noice

Too clutter

pic?

how is neeting in latvia

Less monekys in 4th round.

why is umaru such a waste of space?

when does the school shoot event start? will it be a clean sweep for AmeriGOATs?

...

Be nice, it's babies first day on Cred Forums, trying to impress the big guys.

comfy

get your anuses ready

I hope USA will get a gold medal! USA USA USA

Hello. I came to see Latvia get a medal.

Jamaica

SHEEIITTT

SOME PEOPLE SAY THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T BELIEVE

>1988 + 30
>not feelin' de riddim

Im gonna stick my neck out lads and say the Germans are going to win.
Screencap this

Romania sled is ugly as fuck, but I am rooting for them. Gypsies STONK

why don't these people just do luge? what's the point of having this as a super-similar but separate sport?

they probably stole it

>Monaco

Lol

RIP Gypsy

the front person steers, but what does the back person do?

hey frenchfags, is the prince of monaco commentating again?

brakes

Do the sleds all have to conform to the same standards of shape and size?

Rubbing/fingering the driver's butt for bring good luck

Not today it seems. We do have a former bob pilot commenting though, it's cool.

Haven't seen this form of tax evasion before, i like it

cuddle

biggest start time contributor

>nigger

ROMAIN ROMAIN ROMAIN ROMAIN ROMAIN

we wuz bobsleigs nd shieeeet

Damn France look like THAT!?

Is Bobsleigh the only wintersport for Blacks?

Can someone answer this

>Celebrating 17th place

DAS RITE WE TOP NOA

We have some blackettes in figure skating

We will be higher than 17th though. 15th or 14th probably

czech republic's geometric suits and sled are dope, wow

>Figuere Skating

I said Sport

>the new face of l'Afrance

inb4 british crash

>those bulges

>The face of Frog

t.56%

Hope we wrap our bobsleigh in our skellie suit technology.

>people moving to different countries is somehow a new concept
idiot

el goblino...

HATE racism
LOVE sleds

Why do people do this instead of luge?

Europeans maybe, but not monkeys

>56 percenter spotted

>Latvians Doing some squats before the run

Alpha Chads

same

ikr

so edgy XDDDD

i'm 100% german

Need a screencap of those frenchies.

is the life of a sliding athlete the comfiest one?

>paid to spend half the year zooming down a frozen waterslide
>early retirement to punditry

>Canada
>Germany
literally same country - high tax and shits
Why?

Didn't mean to be, we had no monkeys in Europe for centuries.

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I will be very sad if our lads don't get a medal today

WTF no

>Need to work Hard for thick thighs and Butt
>Comfy

Research what happens to their spine.

You can start out life as a 6'1 god, but do sliding and you'll end up a 5'11 manlet.

thanks

i'm american, just in canada for the week :^)

lefty a cute

is the bob bod what peak performance looks like?

not if you do skelly or luge

Are three 4th places worth one bronze?

No

Sounds good, could be as fun as the
>throw curling stones over a large hill ski jumping ramp, last man standing wins
would watch/10.
That's already the second great new sport that got invented on Cred Forums.

great choke again muppets

>6'1 god
>5'11 manlet
lmao, that's literally only two inches difference

both of those are manlets in the eyes of the dutch

No one cares what lanky faggots think.

wtf i hate great britain now

you dont spend much on time on /fit/ do you

yes, /fit/ confirmed

ahh... which country you are rooting for?

What a fucking bull

no one cares about your arbitrary two inches difference just to make you feel better about yourself, retard

no, i'm not a homosexual

except the opposite sex

>no, i'm not a homosexual
that's /fa/

based /fit/izen

no one in particular, i don't really watch the sliding sports much so not sure who to root for, and gotta go to bed soon anyway

powermanlets > lanklets
fact.
turbomanlets < literally anyone

>singapore is a closeted homosexual

poetic, really

Can we call this bearslide

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Root for Latveria

100% no homo

ayyyyy lmao

look at that beautiful thick neck

i hate marvel/superhero stuff, but i'll root for you instead. go latvia!!!!!

Isn't that where Doctor Doom is from?

I hope 16:9 Austria Chokes

Hope Latvia gets a gold. It will be their first Winter Olympic gold.

go leafs, i like you northern neighbors

>CBC announcer says Sochi instead of Pyeongchang

lmao

me too! are you the same person who is rooting for colombia in speedskating? we think alike

fuck, this sport has so many chads

Chadest sport of olympics?

Lmao yes. I like seeing underdogs win :)

These Koreans are T H I C C

so close latvia!!!!!!

Our commentator said Pyongyang at one point.

the most black guys so of course it is

thats why we should name this Chadslide or Bearslide

yes

me too! :)

>sitting in a bob
>chadest sport
blease.

Latvian spacemen

more like blobsleigh

Wishing only Euros could participate and comment the events

>painting your sled like a 65 year old mig
JUST

nice job korea!

These guys must dominate the olympic village.

Reminder that Worst Korea skipped their practice runs because they didn't want to show their competitors their line.
And get sixth.

>Flame stickers make you go faster

>sweden flag

JUST

better than austria's, kek

czech republic's (and their outfits) was still my favorite

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YES
E
S

common knowledge really

>Tfw France doesn't make their helmets look like Thomas and Guy-Manuel from Daft Punk

>Chadslide

I like how that sounds

Is the 4 man bobsled a marquee event?

Yep, these are the best, second are ours

BASED GERMAN SLED

come on latvian fucks, youre our only hope, make baltics great again

ok gotta go to bed, goodnight my sled-loving friends

go latvia!

ein bisschen schwul t b h

These guys must get so much pussy

>going to bed now

It's the Fastes Sled

Is that enough for a medal?

>Go fast flames
>On an ice vehicle

it's 5:30am

woo latvia!

GIVE MEDAL!

don't give them shitty ideas

>pacific time
>leaving before British Columbia's Brave Justin Kripps is up

Yes !

but there's only two starters left

also CHOKE

Latvia guaranteed bronze.

feelsgoodman

YES! A MEDAL!

GOLD FOR LATVIA

>Loch
>Lochner
>Loch Ness

no clue who that is, see :^)

good luck though

SAVIORS OF THE NATION

Guaranteed medal for Latvia. Based.

>Germany in charge of not choking

germans bottling it

LATVIA
A
T
V
I
A

GERMANY CHOKE COMMENCING.

What a horrendous run.

CHOKE!

Gg for your first medal :)

Germany needs the gold!

NO

LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL LATVIA GETS MEDAL

YES!!!!!!!

Now I can go to bed!

Happy for you guys

dubs and leaf gold

>being this happy over choking away a medal

>-0.05
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

APOLOGIZE

how many potatoes is a bronze medal worth?

based latvian bobsleigh

NOOOOOOOOO

bout 3.50

1

RIP LATIVA!

Potato for life

:( what happen???

Their time was still good, great even considering how badly they smashed into walls. So only a minor choke.

Nazi perfection

WTF

DOUBLE GOLD


YYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


GG LEAFS

SAME TIME

WTF

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
DOUBLE GOLD
WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD

-0.00

All top3 is so fucking close

>shared gold medal

cuck sport

>canadian suits aren't red

>dead heat
top lel

kek

WAT LMAO

semen slurping

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Go Latvia! Go Latvia! Go Latvia!

HOLY FUCK

Bullshit, count it back to the thousands

KRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

So.... silver for latvia, r-right?

A FUCKING TIE

So does Latvia get a silver or bronze now?

>A FUCKING TIE

LMAO WTF

NANI!!!

nop

Latvia got so fucking lucky, lol

KEK

DOUBLE GOLD
does that mean silver for latvia or still bronze?

The madness

>0.00
>not taking it to penalties

>canada loses by 0.00001

:^)

NOBODY LOSES
O
B
O
D
Y

bronze, friend. There is no silver.

WE CAN'T AFFORD THOUSANDTH SECOND TIMER

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

WHAAATTTTT

wHATWHATHWATHAWAHTWAHTWHAT

HOLY SHIT YES

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LATVIA ARE THE TRUE WINNERS HERE

Kek, how can you be happy to share your medal? Both losers

>Losing 0.03 seconds in the last corner
Canada choking their way to a gold.

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Do they ever release the timing to higher decimal places for this?

NOBODY WINS

bronze

Our commentator just said they still get a bronze

0.05 and we'd be golden. SHEEEEEEEIT

There is no silver. 2 gold medal sets and 1 bronze.

Are Latvia bumped up to silver now?

HOLY SHIT

LATVIA SAVED

But they have a gold?

We were nice enough to give one to the poor germans.

Bronze, obviously, they are 3rd

hmmm i dont think it makes sense beyond what they do now

That's crazy! After four runs they end up in a tie.

Can we please get gold as well?

Thank you leafs, yuo are our greatest ally

We tie now

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Who's anthem do they play on the podium?

>MY WIFE'S GOLD

Remix.

Our commentator just said you had best dressed.

I find it cool that none of them loses. Good show.

Run times

>"Mit Ansage, mit Ansage!"
what did they mean by this

They award the medals to the hundredth of a second, but in different events the timing goes to thousands. So I'm sure they've got more accurate timing for this run. Just curious if they'll ever release it.

both anthems at the same time duh

>sharing your gold
I'm happy with bronze desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=dIV-QdPEx-Q

Time to listen to both at once to find out what it would sound like

>sharing your gold
White brothers

Canadian on the Left Audio, German on the right Audio

>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s
>0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s
0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s
>0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s
0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s
>0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s 0.05s

This might also just be fuckery about variance on starter/end

If only it could have been a triple gold. Next time Latvia

>Gun control BTFO

>Three way tie for gold

holy shit i witnessed history

thank god i didn't go to bed

Next Olympics would have thousandth of second timer in that case, lol

achewood.com/index.php?date=10082007

I know right. what an amazing game.

At this point I'm happy it wasn't a Dukurs style choke.

Need a webm of their reaction

The last time Canada won 2-man gold was ALSO a tie. We're just that friendly

first time watching bobsleigh and wow it was worth it

A fucking Achewood link?

wtf, i never expectrd to see this on Cred Forums of all places.

>So superior to rivals they can do stunts

I'm confused. That was funny.

based

True, just happy that we are not going home dry like in Rio.

Goodnight for real my sled-loving friends! Amazing race! Congrats Latvia!

happy for latvia :)

The Frenchie's bob was bought by his parents. 50k euros. A literal amateur. Inspiring!

holy fuck that's expensive, wtf

imagine how cramped that podium spot would be with a tie in the 4 man bobsled

50K for this shit?

There's always an appropriate one.

more like 50 euros lmao

4-man bob split golds.
>12 men piling up

>do other sports
>gold gets decided by photo finishing checking the tiniest length of pixel to demote one guy into silver
>do bob
>lol everyone gets gold!

Pathetic ending t.bh

Proably a reward for the fact that it,s top 3 kill yourself sport

Instead of medals they now give out kitties?

Lot more expensive than it seems. It explains why it's hard for some nations to participate.

I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me guys

>cheeky 1-leg on gold podium

it's measured to the same degree of accuracy idiot

They ran out

There's the same thing in swimming

Congrats on that gold, m8

why tho? I can buy a luxurious car for that money instead of a piece of metal scrap

We call that "passion"
I hope he does a top10 in 2022 at least.

that's in lieu of the flower ceremony directly following the event

medal ceremony is still at the end of the day as always

kek

Which nation basically booted its instructor but the bob was his so they got fucked?

Jamaica. But a beer company bought them another one

no, I mean why is it so fucking expensive?

I don't know, I'm not a specialist

took you long enough to react and you're the only one that did, I'm mildly disappointed

Dude, your bob costs way more

Leave it to niggs.

Canada and Germany had to do something to take down Norway. Might as well give out two gold's to try to catch up.

>wanting to own a car
you have good trains & light rail in your country, use them

they didn't boot the instructor, the instructor left. but some beer company bought another sled for them

Those are mint Limited Edition Beanie Babies.
They will be worth a fortune in 10 years

I replied as soon as I read it. It deserved more recognition.

So... what happens to the silver medaille?

The instructor left because the team wanted to change his job from basically instructor to ''track analyst'' or some other menial shit. Why would they need a fucking track analyst if they can't afford their own bob.

>Few years later at the Pub
>We won gold back in the day!
>Oh wow, who did you beat?
>Well funny story... and so we both got gold!
>So you didnt really win then, you might have been second?

schrodinger's gold

>winner
>winner
>third place

not mass produced, aerodynamism researches and shit

Is there anything better than surprise Gold medals?

Go Leafs!

>Buying a luxury car instead of getting to say you're an Olympian

transmuted to gold.

shoulda just put LOSER on here. They are the only one that DIDN'T win on that podium

>you have good trains & light rail in your country, use them
top kek

try getting anywhere if you don't live in a city

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Yeah America, Canada and Germany got higher budgets.

>not "participant" for the lulz

Try getting around anywhere in the US besides NYC/Chicago using public transportation

love y'all

Women bob tomorrow.

>winner
>winner
>finished race

D-DOITSU DORIFUTO?!

A dual Gold is worth more on resale than a standard Gold. There are more medals from that event, but the rarity of it occurring is more valuable.

>Americans

>wanting to sell it
just

How come they don't do 0.001 of a second like skating?

They add the times of 4 heats in total, it's not very likely to get the same hundredth of a second in the end.

i know the answer (same reason as swimming) but fuck off attentionwhore tripfag

I see. So it was a coincidence Canada tied for gold like they did 20 years ago.

Not really. Google it autismo.

m.sports.naver.com/pc2018/event/index.nhn?eventCode=BOBMTEAM2&tab=record

not really.
luge and skeleton are measured to 1000th.

It's cumulative time, friendo. That's just the final run.

swimming is only to the 100th. so are other sports. look it up

>impying children/grandchildren dont sell them the minute their olympic hero grandparent croaks

What kind of pikey consumerist family do you come from m8

no, biathlon is too much of an endurance sport for testosterone to be effective

>your mind on capitalism

Didn't they force athletes to sign some shit that they won't ever sell the medals? It's mostly because there is a chance they might be disqualified in future due to doping

>winner
>winner
>chicken dinner

it relly makes sense, though. melting the top layer of the ice a bit makes things go faster on it. in former times, skids were heated to get that effect. it's forbidden now i think.

give qt

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Mount it, put it in a trophy cabinet at your club/gym, forget about it for the rest of eternity.