Speed Skating

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

Women's team pursuit qualifications
Men's 500m finals

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Landon Wilson
Landon Wilson

SOON

Brody Gonzalez
Brody Gonzalez

500m is starting now!

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

we haven't had a gold in a while, it's time

Cameron Edwards
Cameron Edwards

tfw NL has the best 3 riders for the 500m but it's not 2 races anymore just the 1 so we might get lucked out of a sweep

Lorentz would normally be the only one able to beat us (tho depending on how much Verbij has recovered from his injury)

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

it's time

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

This thread feels a little awkward with the women's team pursuit quali being over already

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

can't do a bradbury
shit sport

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

Singles and HHL wins a medal.

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

USA USA USA

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

are you ready kids?

Parker Morales
Parker Morales

I've never watched speed skating before, what do I need to know?

Caleb Howard
Caleb Howard

USA wins

Jace Johnson
Jace Johnson

wewinlol

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

Netherlandswinslol

Joshua Gray
Joshua Gray

this commentator'

WHAT THE FUCK

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

Poutala is going to win this, right?

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

they now become the leaders
yeah no fucking shit they're the first pair

do they make the outside skater start further up, so the distances are the same?

i already know that lol

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

No, pic related

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Its Jimmy Fallon in the baby blue

James James
James James

I fucking love Poutala. Obviously I wish for another sweep, but if not let Poutala have a cheeky bronze

Hudson James
Hudson James

in some distances that is necessary, but here they both start 100m straight from the finish and then both have an outside curve and an inside curve so same distance

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

World Cup races this season.

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

TRIPS FOR FINLAND GOLD

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

just

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

I would be really happy with that. Poutala's a great guy, but he's been just that slight distance behind the absolute best throughout his career. I don't think he believes in his win enough to take the gold, but I'd be happy to be proven wrong.

Gabriel Lopez
Gabriel Lopez

oh i see, i didn't realize they switched tracks

close

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Can any of these men beat 9.58s for fastest 100m? That's Bolt's WR for fastest on land.

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

fucking euros. diversify your flags

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

This is the finals, how many runs do they get?

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

That US half Griffin guy is a music prodigy that does classic music at Carnegie Hall at 17.

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

All Russians are banned.

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

who false started? it didn't look like it

also why don't they give them a starting block?

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

A

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

leaf

Aaron Jackson
Aaron Jackson

Every olympian is like that, they all were born into rich privileged families who had them training in their craft as a child.

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Our commentator says it's obvious that it was the Italian guy but you could have fooled me

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

Any chance someone other than the Netherlands wins this one? Who is good?

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

Usain Bolt can literally run the 100m faster than these manlets can skate it

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

Never watched one of these cause netherlandswinslol but I heard we have a chance in this one so I'll have a look

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

1

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

tripfag fuck off

Justin Morris
Justin Morris

Your long track team this year thinks blue makes them go faster. That's all you need to know about it.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

Did he dab???

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

Was that guy dabbing

Bentley Brown
Bentley Brown

how are pairs decided, and in what order do they go? are there seeds?

what is friction

Michael Phillips
Michael Phillips

Why do Dutchcucks only care about speed skating?

Tyler Hernandez
Tyler Hernandez

thought that was an emoji

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-kazuko-iwamoto-s-nipple-6ex86b8

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

Start list

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

why do they use an electric gun for this (for timing reasons) but a real gun for biathlon, xc, etc?

also i wish the cbc announcer would stop saying "lap and a quarter" before each one

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

I'd guess because it's inside.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

aerodynamic

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

morinaga chocoball
最高wwww

i mean, wouldn't they want to use an electric one for all events, for exact/computer-measured timing reasons?

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

Ching-yang Sung

Lorentzen (norwegian) and Lacroix (Canadian) have a real shot

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

Chinese Taipei
Pathetic, why does everyone bow to China

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

I literally know the guy, stop lying about him on the internet lol.

Jaxson Gomez
Jaxson Gomez

PMSL

Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall

why do they take their hoods off IMMEDIATELY after the finish line?

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

KEK

Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Lol

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

In staggered-start events like Biathalon everyone's time starts when they cross the starting line, in other words the people in the far back technically start later than the people up front. For that reason the starting line is responsible for starting the timer, not the gun.

At least that's my limited understanding of it.

Brayden James
Brayden James

That's what CBC commentators said.

Joseph Price
Joseph Price

plumber

Tyler White
Tyler White

poland
OHNONONONO

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

THE CURSE OF THE SLIP

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

To show that they have nice hair.
Everyone looks like absolute shit with the hood on.
I'm always surprised when women skate and take off their hood at the end and surprisingly there's a real qt under it

Joshua Sullivan
Joshua Sullivan

POLAND
O
L
A
N
D

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

taiwan is not china, the IOC just doesn't want to anger china so they're forced to call it "chinese taipei" (which is a weird meaningless name. taipei is a city)

ah, good point. thanks.

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

AW SHIT

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

state of polish speedskating
F

shit's uncomfy

Thomas Ward
Thomas Ward

boland

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

KURWAAAAAAAAA

Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

lol pekka :DDDDD

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

What was that Pole's game plan?

Wyatt Ortiz
Wyatt Ortiz

Why are American women so butch dyke?

Owen Barnes
Owen Barnes

LMAO BOLAND :DDDDDDDDD

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

Aw man I feel so bad for that guy kek

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

Hope the Colombian stays in a medal position. It will be Latin America's first Winter Olympics medal if he does.

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

nice job Poland

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

That's gonna leave a big emotional scar.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

Time for binland domination

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

why do you ignore any reply asking you why you use the trip?

Ayden Turner
Ayden Turner

PEKKA
E
K
K
A

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

question Cred Forums Is this the only race they do?

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

Would you cut off your penis to be more aerodynamic and save 0.02 seconds to win gold instead of bronze?

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

it was all an elaborate ruse to sabotage the next runner starting at that position

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

oh shit its pekka

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

Just tuned in, what happened to Poland?

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

poo embarrassing commonwealth again

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

TORTILLE

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

leave the top 3 as is tbhqwy

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

yes

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

me too!

Mason Cook
Mason Cook

PEKKAAA :DDDDDD

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

GO PEKKA!!!! SUOMI!!!!

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

Colombian
plata
no plomo

Lucas Butler
Lucas Butler

not bad

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

kek, cheers m8

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

implying you need your benis when you have a god spot inside of you bumbum to give you orgasms
implying you wouldnt make a lot more money as a gold medal winner than a bronze winner

Get dat cash homie, chop it off!

Anthony Phillips
Anthony Phillips

hahaha no

Landon Green
Landon Green

Dutchbros, what’s an ‘omloop’ they’re talking about all the time. Something about new rules?

t. speedskating noob

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

saying "fuck" instead of kurwa

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Benis in sbandex :DDD

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

omloop
Ben je kankerdom ofzo? Ff serieus

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

NBC

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

US fucking up our race

Thanks mutts

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

What's with the autistic "gotta get into starting position slowly and then not move at all" rules?
Why does it matter? As long as everyone starts right on time who cares?

Fucking shit sport, give me biathlon back.

Camden Williams
Camden Williams

wtf is up with the crotch of the us outfit

Jace Gray
Jace Gray

Smeekens carried the flag

Is he the most decorated speed skater or something? Thought Kramer was.

David White
David White

rip colombia bro :(

Jaxon Hall
Jaxon Hall

RIP Colombian

Josiah Rivera
Josiah Rivera

that Dutch bulge

Noah Wilson
Noah Wilson

1st, ez

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

Netherlandswinslol

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Looked fucking quick from the start.

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

Lad I’m not Dutch, I’m just here.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

wtf rigged

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

fucker over by Dutch starters
KEKED

34,93 shouldn't be good enough for podium RIP sweep

Henry Scott
Henry Scott

Too slow Smeekens, no medal for you.

Oliver Murphy
Oliver Murphy

haha he's called bum

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

TAE BUM LMAO

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

Mika better get a medal

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

the American blowing his snot onto the ice

lel

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

I want to stuff my face in their spandex thicc sweaty thighs goddamn

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

this. can anyone explain?

wasn't japan in first?

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Gook was flying kek.

John Cook
John Cook

Lol korea choke

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

Korean choke lmao

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

Columbian guy lost his place on the podium. Japanese guy still 2nd

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

Holy shit, the Korean was fast af. But he drifted too much into the outside track.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

"russian handkerchief" as we call it here

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Tingyu master race

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

furry
fuck off bitterballen

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

joji
yeah but colombia was 3rd, first south american medal at the winter games if that held

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

Ya, they beat Usain in the 100m. The Korean guy that just went got a 9.64s in the first 100m. The whole 500m race is over in under 35 seconds.

John White
John White

When are the canadian skating? those low skill bufoon bore me

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

l-lewd :3c

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

putting your hand on the ice
what the fuck

Ayden White
Ayden White

oh i see. sad :(

(You)

Elijah Foster
Elijah Foster

why isn't joji's outfit pink

Jonathan Sanchez
Jonathan Sanchez

How was that a false start? So confused.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

13th, 14th and 18th pair. 12th pair now.

Michael Peterson
Michael Peterson

whoa

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

In Sochi Smeekens finished second on the 500m with 0.012 seconds difference, and the scoreboard in the stadium showed him in first placed initially. So he thought he won but it was later corrected. It's a little bit of a pity choice but he's also the current world champion on the 500m so it's deserved

Jacob Scott
Jacob Scott

How do they have such fluffy hair?
take off hood
hair floofs up like that
Fucking chinks give me your good hair genes

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

9.47s start

there we have it

Lucas Nelson
Lucas Nelson

kankerchinees ga lekker frietjes bakken

David Brooks
David Brooks

These gooks are fast.

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

Goddamn squint eyes stealing our medals

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

Goddamn Chinese people are ugly

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

whitebois BTFO

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

Stop responding to tripfags.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

fuck off tripfag

gook doesn't mean chinese/japanese, idiot

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Is 500m the most popular distance in speedskating? Like how 100m is bigger than 200m/500m/1km/etc in the summer olympics?

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

Wish there was biathlon every day so I didn't have to watch this

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

What? No he can't.

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Can anyone answer this?

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

You gonna watch team ski jumping later lad?
I think Norway and Germany are favorites

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

It's the most exciting distance because of the huge variance

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

gook doesn't mean chinese/japanese, idiot
hurr durr asians are different

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

This leaf sucked ass.

got bronze in 2015
won't be top-10 here

Let's see our other 2.

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

No, I'm getting my hair cut by my novice sister which takes literally 2-3 hours

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

low-tier humor, try better

ignore tripfags

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

I am so looking forward to it

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

No, the 1500m is considered the King Distance
also take off your fucking trip already you retarded attentionfag

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Korea pls go

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

how old

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

BASED KOREA
PLS KEK THE SHITTERLANDS OUT OF GOLD PLS

Alexander Campbell
Alexander Campbell

Holy fugg

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

Because you start behind a line, starting to move before the shot means you get a head start and can cross the line as soon as the shot is fired. This is an advantage if you are able to predict the shot and its 'luck', thus just telling them to stand still until the shot is the most fair solution.

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

gook first

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

These gooks are fast.

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

How do they determine who skates in the inside and outside lanes?

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

fugg

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

ORANGEFAGS BTFO

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

She? 24

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

refblade

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

Another shit leaf.

Asians win lol

John Collins
John Collins

jesus christ, that fucking finish

Liam Williams
Liam Williams

Fucking superhuman asians

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

hory shiet

Nicholas Robinson
Nicholas Robinson

Are you crazy? Watch it while getting that haircut.
2-3 hours
what the fuck, is your hair 2m long?

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

O L Y M P I C

R E C O R D

Ethan Harris
Ethan Harris

HOLY SHIT
THAT'S ACTUALLY INSANE

Lowland WR is 34,31 btw

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

THEY SHOULD HAVE NUKED THESE CHINKS

Parker Gomez
Parker Gomez

holy shit, can that record hold? hopefully aquafresh btfo

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

where are you whiteboys?

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

It doesn’t really matter since the track is the same distance anyway.

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

gookswinlol

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

WAS

Charles Baker
Charles Baker

REMOVE NETHERLANDS FROM THE PODIUM YEEEES
NO MEDALS FOR THOSE SHITTERS

Tyler Robinson
Tyler Robinson

Why isnt Apollo Ono racing?

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

This fucking starter fucking sucks get rid of him

William Morales
William Morales

how do they determine the pairs (who skates against who), and the order they go?

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

She has like a teacher judging it afterwards and has to fix anything she missed. I have normal length hair. Apparently there's all these rules about length and symmetry that hair dressers have to know about. I just thought they cut it until it looked nice.

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

REMOVE KANKER

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Just arrived, I'm assuming we got BTFO again as always?

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

so terrible at speedskating he has to hate on countries who are good.

Just like world wars, right Hans?

Christopher Diaz
Christopher Diaz

Verbij 34.3 incoming and you know it

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

1. He doesn’t do long track
2. He retired like 8 years ago, man.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

He's been shit the whole Olympics. Unnecessarily long.

Sebastian Ward
Sebastian Ward

Not so fast mein freund;)

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

Fucking this

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Surely it matters a bit if you have to take the more narrow inner bend right after the demanding acceleration?

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

Sorry I have no respect for countries that get all their medals from a single sport.

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

finland
literally who this olympics
:(

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

33 incoming

David Turner
David Turner

Those wide ass fucking turns.

1 Dutch guy left. Is Verbij any good?

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

Qualification times: slowest to fastest

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

It's no fair

Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

tfw he's dutch

It actually kinda matters
Start on the outside and you get the benefit of chasing after the other skater during the trackchange (so slight drafting) BUT it's easier to go top speed in the outside lane so some people prefer having that as their final corner

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

yfw Dutch don't even medal

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

this toothpaste fucker will slip

David Myers
David Myers

OH BOY HERE WE GO

Adam Torres
Adam Torres

Koskela did decently, Poutala is in the last pair.

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Came back from injury, this'll be his first real race after.

50/50 will do well or choke.

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

hes a gook

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

Does the person finishing on the inside lane always win?

Angel Barnes
Angel Barnes

They're keeping an eye on false starts better now.

Noah Cook
Noah Cook

AHAHAHA IT'S OVER FOR NEDDERKEKS

Jack Roberts
Jack Roberts

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

NORWAY WINS

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

DAMN NORWAY are you serious

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

H Å V A R D
Å
V
A
R
D

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

Those suits are a lot less thick than I expected.

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

Why does it look like they're really slowing down at the finish? They're just exhausted?

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

CAN'T STOP WINNING

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Norwaywinslol

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAOOO

David Nguyen
David Nguyen

wtf norway!

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

NO
NO
FUCK NOT NORWAY THEY CAN'T GET ANY MORE GOLD NO THIS ISN'T WHAT I WANTED I TAKE IT ALL BACK PLS GIVE IT TO NETHERLANDS

Ian Collins
Ian Collins

credforums.com/thread/81723202/sports
no :(

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

Norge takes gold

IT'S NOT FAIR

Joshua Adams
Joshua Adams

Based verbij will win anyway you cucks

James Scott
James Scott

CHEEKY NORWAY GOLD?!

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

ASTHMA MEDICATION

John Richardson
John Richardson

Shiiiit

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

WTF I didn't want that give the medal to Netherlands after all

Owen Long
Owen Long

fuck off mof

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

Suddenly Norway.

possibly can get a guld in something other than skiing

wut.

Cameron James
Cameron James

0.01
HORY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
HOW WILL KOREA EVER RECOVER

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

lol wat

Gabriel Price
Gabriel Price

At first place where we belong

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

:(

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Hahahah this thread :d gz asthmabros

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

H-hey sorry Netherbros can you pls get gold after all?
We can't let Norway get more gold medals okay? We're bros.

James Robinson
James Robinson

Based Valhalla cleaning up at the Olympics

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Time to get on the Ventolin.

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

Why are skaters faster in higher altitudes?

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

That's lewd af. Is he adopted or some shit?

They already have medals in other stuff.

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

I think we might see a WR lads

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

NO MEDALS

John Evans
John Evans

Never liked this gay sport anyway lmao

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

YES

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no medal how is this possible

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

less gravity

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

Get cucked, should have rooted for us in the first place.

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

MEDAL BOIS

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD BINLAND GOLD

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Absolutely shit the bed.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

less air resistance

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

WHERE IS THE SWEEP WHAT IS HAPPENING

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

what does this mean?

Zachary Ortiz
Zachary Ortiz

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me.

Christopher Butler
Christopher Butler

Dutchies BTFO

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

This semen slurping sport is for me lads

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Lead by 0.2 seconds
Finish 0.4 seconds behind
What a choke.

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

SAVE US BINLAND

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

Wtf is with these Asians. Fast 100m, shit in 500m.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

expecting a medal on 500m
idiots

David Murphy
David Murphy

W-What...w-what happend?

Easton Allen
Easton Allen

FINLAND OR CANADA PLS MAKE THE MIRACLE HAPPEN
WE NEED TO STOP NORGE

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

It's no use

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

binland :--DDDDDDD

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

AND THE DUTCH ARE SEETHING

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

ORANGEFAGS gloating that they will sweep the medals
get BTFO by Asia and one random Norwegian whoss probably doping.

Brody Flores
Brody Flores

counting on binland to win
kek

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

They get the inside curve , so they have an easier early time, but then they lose it by going wide in the next.

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

will finland win it all? go suomi!!!

Caleb Rivera
Caleb Rivera

1. White
2. Asian
3. Asian
4. Asian
5. Asian
Yellow men getting cucked.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

DO IT POUTALA

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

fuuuuuuuuug :DDDD :D

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

4th

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

no medal again

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

GULL GULL GULL
DET BLIR GULL
DET BLIR GULL
DET BLIR GULL
DET BLIR GULL
GULL GULL GULL

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

I knew it

Luke White
Luke White

the gook is random not the norwegian guy

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

God damnit, btfo by just .01 seconds, I am definitely mad

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

FUCK THIS SHIT

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

A S T H M A
S
T
H
M
A

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

Holy shit.

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

haha Norway

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

GULL!!!

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

fucked another good start
kek

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

Binland no

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

everybody who finishes on the inside wins

Bad sport

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Getting the noose atm. Can't fucking believe this

William Jones
William Jones

i just want finland to win something ;_;

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

asian power

Luke Brooks
Luke Brooks

NO

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

hello did we just win gold?

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Finland: the fourth place winners of the world

Andrew Gutierrez
Andrew Gutierrez

Nooooooo Mika ;_;

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

Eternal 4th Poutala
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Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

NO LEAF INSIDE TOP-10

GAY SPORT GAY SPORT GAY SPORT

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

This is why they used to do 2 races, one starting inside and one outside.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

You did. Congratulations!

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

skål!

Michael Rodriguez
Michael Rodriguez

FUCK OFF HAHAHAHA SHITINLAND NO GOLD HAHAHA.

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

this is bullshit, its the same distance and it means you can chase your contestant after the first turn which helps (usually)

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

Mika Fourthtala

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

DEN GLIDER INN

Brayden Gonzalez
Brayden Gonzalez

Must've taken some of Norway's ski team medicine

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

FIRST 500M GOLD SINCE 1948

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

nordopers

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Poutala still did pretty well. Our guys were nervous as fuck unfortunately

Austin Green
Austin Green

Tainted Norway medal, his coach is Canadian, he trains in Canada...

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

shit sport tb h

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Thanks

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

I hereby demand IOC to ban Finland from participating in olympics forever to save our face.

WE. CAN'T. WIN.

Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

Fuck Harvard niggers. Yale 4 Life.

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

shut up k*ppers

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

sounds like canada got cucked.

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

ez

John Garcia
John Garcia

GZ norway, alpha white male btfo's chinks, i'm happy

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

APOLOGISE

Kevin Rogers
Kevin Rogers

Fucking norway !

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

Can we ban asthma pumpers with anabolics next olympics?

What the fuck is this shit...

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

kek

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

business idea: shadow ban all tripfags

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

I can't fucking watch this anymore.
First the chokes in xc and biathlon and now this. I feel so bad for Mika. That 50km classic will be nerve-racking

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

They could also do it like the cycling where they start on opposite sides of the ring. That way both people get the same inside/outside route.

Finland says inside his lane around the final corner
Just loses
Moral champion.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

I wonder which lane is better to start in

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

Mika Fourthala

Richmond 2009
Inzel 2011
Kolomna 2016
Pyeongyang 2018

JUST!

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

he hasn't filtered queerpers already

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

It's 6 Am and I'm drunk and watch Coaches Corner featuring Laura Dyken

Angel King
Angel King

How come South Korea is so shit in team pursuit? Their individual skaters are good at speed/short track, but their team pursuit is garbage.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

wow, first Norwegian 500m gold in 70 years

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Norway is en-route to beat the all-time gold record at the Winter Olympics. Canada won 14 in Vancouver 2010.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

s-sorry finland

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

kek

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

I might kill myself

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

this is tasteless. glad you didn't win

i wish

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

korea

Lincoln Rogers
Lincoln Rogers

gold again tonight and tomorrow. ez

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

pls no ;_;

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

I'm actually going crazy, we're wasting our money on these losers

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

hopefully we win team skijumping today aswell

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

NOOOO

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

Jonathan Cox
Jonathan Cox

Tanks Canada for Jeremy Wotherspoon

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

can you lads teach me some finnish curse words

Samuel Thompson
Samuel Thompson

You still have hockey today.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

ruotsalainen :^)
Nah, saatana vittu perkele is basic

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

please don't <3

Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

Vitun aussirunkkari, pidä turpas kiinni perkele. Saatana ebin :Dd

Hunter Butler
Hunter Butler

Traitor to Canada. He doesn't train Canadians.

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

thanks ioc for banning the russians
never could've done it without your help bros

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

What race is going on now? My broadcast isn't live I guess

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

m.sports.naver.com/pc2018/news/read.nhn?oid=076&aid=0003217608

0.01

Jonathan Richardson
Jonathan Richardson

Well, congrats to Canadians aswell :P

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

CUT MY GOLD INTO PIECES
THESE ARE MY FINAL GAMES

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

what are the translations, i assume google translate fucks them up
it's over
norway gold

Parker Howard
Parker Howard

that cheeky unexpected gold while every Norwegian's eyes are on the ski jumping event instead
Neat.

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

it's over
oh well

shit, sorry for you

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

that gigantic moose knuckle

Brandon Young
Brandon Young

unexpected gold
He was one of the big favourites mate
Now Cha grabbing the cheeky silver, THAT was unexpected
Be prepared for that young chinese bronze to dominate in the coming years btw

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

Not really that unexpected, only Mulder was a bigger favourite.

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

Ruotsalainen = Swedish
Saatana = satan
vittu = fuck / pussy
Perkele doesn't have proper translation, devil is the closest

Other called you aussie fucker and told you to shut the fuck up

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

We're back in the saddle boys

After 5 decades

GOLDEN
E
N
E
R
A
T
ION

Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

Sweden and Finland can't into gold so Norway stacks them up by using asthma

Why not pretend you have """asthma""" problems as well???

If Norway can cheat so can others.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

just admit he was doping and fuck off

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

m.youtube.com/watch?t=5s&v=X0S8HmApSvg

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

U okay there bud

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

Ruotsalainen = Swedish
finnish is fucked up

i say this as someone who speaks hungarian

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

muh assma

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

0.01 difference
Oh shit, the Noraway guy should brace for twitter/instagram terror by the Koreans.

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

what the fuck finland ;_;

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

Murdersled back on. Tune in to see Germany get BTFO.

Juan Rivera
Juan Rivera

olympics looked comfy as fuck back then. they were like running in someone's backyard

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Words to live by :^)

Andrew Nguyen
Andrew Nguyen

Hungarian is close to Finnish

He was clearly joking, you told him to curse.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

I'm angry because Norway trains here and they will break Canada's Vancouver gold record.

It's not fair! Winter is Canada's sport!

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

Can someone post to /wsg/ with a webm of the winning race?

Robert Brown
Robert Brown

i know, that's my point

Levi Diaz
Levi Diaz

hand over your gold and your lunch money loser

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

i was just pretending to be angry but seriously norway stop doping your athletes

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

tasteless
on Cred Forums

kek, go back to plebbit if you are soft

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

hurr durr muh masculinity

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

A Norwegian was 0.002 away from winning the silver on the 5000m just a week ago. Glad we had the luck on our side this time.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Norways first gold medal in speed skating in 20 years

RIKSHELT

KONGENS MEDALJE NÅ

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

Inside lane wins

Nathaniel Gonzalez
Nathaniel Gonzalez

is there a rule saying how long your skate can be?

Gavin Davis
Gavin Davis

You'd be at a disadvantage if you had any longer skates, just look at this guy

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

i would imagine they are standardised

Wyatt Lopez
Wyatt Lopez

it's measured to the foot, not the skate

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

might have to do with slipstream

Luis Perez
Luis Perez

but on the image the lines are at the tip of the skate

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

i know, but from what i know it's actually measured to the foot

David Jones
David Jones

This is incorrect. Whoever breaks the line with their blade first wins.

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

norway bros, you have a good chance at another gold in ski jump event

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

I don't know if this is bait or not.

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

"No"

Charles Williams
Charles Williams

weird. 's point is correct then

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

don't reply to tripfags

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

They're not really standarised, if you have smaller feet your blades are shorter.

Landon Taylor
Landon Taylor

perhaps it is like 1.2x your foot size

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

would make more sense to just time it on the foot wouldnt it?

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

Feels good to win bronze lads, seeing as norgay roidmonkeys victory is illegitimate

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

since shoes generally have a rounded tip, it is probably hard to measure

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Don't you have a sauna contract to sign or something?

Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

no medal

how the mighty have fallen

Jeremiah Bailey
Jeremiah Bailey

Don't you have some steroids to take? Your country is cheating and should be banned for life

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

lol

Dominic Hernandez
Dominic Hernandez

Preach it, Pekka!

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

I'd be more worried about Kuzmina passing the piss test. Beat Dahlmaier who had the 3rd fastest course time by 1 minute and 10 seconds on the Individual. Once a Russian, always a Russian.

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

credforums.com/thread/81745861/sports
How many boring skate competitions are there? I swear skating is the swimming of the Winter Olympics.
let’s skate fast! Now let’s skate fast over a different distance! Now let’s skate fas5 over 20 more arbitrarily chosen distances! Yay! Hup Holland!
Boring as shit.

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