Canada OAR

Canada OAR
2nd period.

everyone too lazy to make a thread.
get in here faggots.

>thread is made by Italy
>Canada doesn't give a shit about hockey

Something is wrong.

>2nd period

Jesus I didnt even realize it had started

>Stacey will never spread her legs like that for you

Holy shit
This Poulin-Daoust chemistry

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

SCAAAR

Score? Dumb gooks schedule the hockey during work hours

2-0 Canada

Does Canada even have a starting goaltender?

They keep rotating goaltenders in this tournament.

Didn't think it possible but actually kind of nervous with Szabados right now

Yes. Two-time defending olympic gold medal winner Shannon Szabados
They just let the backup tendy play the Americans in the meaningless game and she damn nearly shut their asses out

Ah okay, in that game I thought she was delegated to back-up position.

We got badly out shot in that game by the US. I hope we do better in the Gold medal game.

A bit of rust is to be expected. CBC was mentioning this is literally her 10th game of the season. I'd expect her to be sharp and ready for the Americans

delet this
delet this thread now!

@81746987
It's women's hockey aka boring shit

>@

On November 21, 2014, Szabados made 34 saves to become the first female goaltender to win an SPHL game when the Cottonmouths defeated the Fayetteville FireAntz 5–4 in overtime.[4] On December 27, 2015, Szabados became the first woman to record a shutout in a men's professional hockey league, in a 33-save, 3–0 win for the Cottonmouths over the Huntsville Havoc.[5]

>night after night
>get a big round of cute hockey players run a train on you
>night aftr night


improves your game

>tfw there isn't a whole team of Poulin's

She looks like a huge lesbian.

Reminder not to respond to it

didn't she get traded cause the new coach thought she was fuckin the players?

Yeah, when she was traded she had to be traded together with this guy. He was a pretty shit player too. Coach said their relationship was "cancerous" to the team.

Women?

>tfw another based USA v Canada gold medal game

Is the rest of the world even trying?

Women's ice hockey? You can have it, you're not going to win a medal in men's hockey.

n-neither are you

what gay song is this

>Chirping women's hockey
You're going to win bronze finnbro

Oh but we are, even bronze is fine. US won't get shit.

>implying Finland will

You're going to play against South Korea. You think you can handle that?

OAR - CAN
SWE - FIN
will be men's ice hockey medal games. We're beating Swedes this time. You can rot in irrelevance, boy.

Doesn't Canada play Finland in the quarters?

Yes and we're losing that
>Playing against rested Canada

>a fucking tie in bobsleigh
>at the exact same time as the canada goal

is there no checking for the women?

4 - 0

comfytime

>is there no checking for the women?

officially, no
but shit happens

>describing that russian goalie
hnnng

Poulin is ELITE

>Russian trying to push around and intimidate a BFI
thats cute

Hope we can put up more than 5 against OAR. Don't want US to outplay us.

>Olympic coach from Russia calling an Olympic timeout during to prevent an even more embarrassing Olympic blowout

Get those cigars ready ladies

>its another usa vs canada finals
is anyone else even trying

she is the reason why women's hockey is disappointing. She is proof that female players can actually be good and talented...but no one else seems to be close to her level so they all look shit in comparison

>the Swiss lost to this Russian team
I thought they were going to make a real push this year, what the fuck happened?

>no one else seems to be close to her level so they all look shit in comparison
the definition of ELITE desu

there is a huge difference in opportunity for female players

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missing daoust dangling and getting in that position

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