trolling aside, how do we fix this shit?
SERIOUS UNITED GENERAL
sack mouyes, hire kloppo
sack mouyes, hire kloppo
mock sayes, klore hippo
> (OP)
>sack mouyes, hire kloppo
sack mouyes, hire VAMOS man
Sack mouyes and get a transfer strategy not just buying available players.
Mou really does need to go. People say >muh results but if you actually watch all the matches you'll see they're impotent 99% of the match and get fluke goals. Their defense is also absolute trash that gets bailed out by de goat time and time again. Should have offered Pep ownership stake or something to pry him away from City. I don't know who the fuck could take over. Would love Tuchel for a laugh.
sack mouyes, kill selfs
Neil Warnock would sort em out
sign Marchisio and Vidal to release Pogba
worst club in the world at transfers
Arry Redknapp.
Mou needs more more money. The only reason Poop and Man Shitty are winning the league is because they spend over 300 million each transfer window
>hire mouyes
>be surprised when your team plays like shit
well, this is what you get with mouyes
SACK IMMEDIATELY:
>Mouyes
SELL IMMEDIATELY:
>Jones
>Smalling
>Darmian
>Pogba
>Herrera
>Fellaini
>Rashford
>Young
>Blind
>Rojo
HIRE IMMEDIATELY:
>Eddie Howe
BUY IMMEDIATELY:
>Nainggolan
>Koke
>Vidal
>Pastore
>Di Maria
>Ronaldo
>Messi
>Another tractor company contract
unironically this
>Tuchel Vs Klopp games every year
Woah.
spend more money its worked well so far
Sell:
Fellaini
Rojo
Young
Blind
Ibrah (let contract run out)
Buy:
Alex Sandro
Sokratis
Can
Pjanic
Sack Mouyes and get based LVG (bant) or Tuchel or Zidane if he gets sacked
BUY:
REUS
THIAGO SILVA
YAYA TOURE
BALOTELLI
BENZEMA
sack mouyes, hire brenny
Why sell Young? He is doing pretty well and is very versatile, can play any wing, fullback or wingback role and will probably be content not being the first choice, unlike many others.
We have to invest in new fullbacks. We have Luke back, but having makeshift fbs like Young and Valencia won't bring us success in the long run. We should get Marcos Alonso from the plastics and Meunier
Our CBs shouldn't have Smalling, his composure is shit.
And finally, put Pogba on the left of a midfield 3, Matic as DM, and probably Weigl/Milinkovic-Savic to partner Paul
some version of thisHe may work for a mouyes way of playing, but I doubt he can be what any other manager wants
Sir alex back
Honestly the best post except for the buy immediately part
>de gay
Sidibe---Bailly---Rojo---Ghoulam
Matić---Weigl
Sanchez--->dabbing 89m---Rashford
Martial
imagine how hard VAMOS would be exposed in the prem coaching united
>much worse talent than real
>much more competitive league than la liga
wewww
>still that same level of competition in cl
hmmmm
Ghoulam is ded, Shaw is still the better LB
Zidane is a fraud, would rather we keep Jose
for a team like real, the cl is even easier than the league. the cl knockout rounds are only 7 games. the prem is 38. there are only like 2-3 teams that could beat real in the champions league.
Sell:
Fellaini
Smalling
Jones
Darmian
Buy:
Sokratis
Ghoulam (or Kurzawa, but he's shit)
Meunier
Weigl
we don't
>we
so does jose
Sack Mouyes, Hire Simeone.
Fix what? Team is doing fine, best season since Sir Alex retired.
only good post here
if we miss out on top 4 im blaming you for this curse
Yes playing even more defensive underdog football will suite ManU
Ghoulam got a ACL injury. Might never fully recover.
Meunier not close to Valencia or Young.
Sokratis and Weigl basically a meme from a meme team.
Meunier is far better than Young and plays for a team far, far better than Man U
do you really think that between chelsea, liverpool and spurs that at least one won't fuck up?
Tuchel is unironically the best choice, he came to Dortmund in deep crisis and was able to counter Pep's Bayern right away.
united will make top 4.
they just got sanchez.
they'll probably beat sevilla narrowly.
2nd or 3rd place and cl quarterfinal finish isn't a bad season by todays standards.
you got americans spending money, arabs spending money, russians and now chinese trying to come in. the days of the traditional big clubs automatically getting trophies are coming to an end. and it's not because of ffp either, ffp is a joke designed to make sure the traditional big clubs always win.
>be Romanian studying in the UK
>can finally use >we when talking about United without getting 10 (You)s
Feels nice.
>we
>can finally use >we when talking about United without getting 10 (You)s
What if you like the (you)s and see them as sort of a social feed notification which makes you feel better.
how anyone can unironically support man u is beyond me, the devil is literally on their badge
>WE DON'T SACK ARE MANAGERS
pathetic
this
>it's not because of ffp either, ffp is a joke designed to make sure the traditional big clubs always win.
This exactly. People shouldn't be discouraged from investing in teams. There are ways to give equal opportunity to clubs who want to do the right things, making your ability to spend match your (((marketing))) isn't one of them.
I can't remember the last time Marchisio played a full game of footbal
Yes. Really we should be talking about United (((shareholders))) anyway.
Mourinho OUT
Ancelotti IN
but how are manu gonna afford the click to edit brothers?
Customers are paying
hire conte
arsenal dna