/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Cabbage Schumacher Edition

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)

Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

Michael Schumacher Status
Cabbage

WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

Bahamas status
Bumlicker

News:
New Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Tag Heuer RB14 exposed, normies are happy because muh cool livery
Bottas helmet to be announced soon
Ross Brawn wants to get rid of DRS long term
F1 confirmed death in the next 10 years at best.

All urls found in this thread:

timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
whenisf1on.com/
fiaformula2.com/
rabb.it/spf1general
credforums.com/thread/81726449/sports
youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-CwbiPeZI
youtube.com/watch?v=jcfVnoRT-og
youtube.com/watch?v=mZbtsXJRMJ0
twitter.com/GP3Dstudio/status/965606280671973376
desuarchive.org/gif/thread/12159069/

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

ricciardo bless

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Isn't that Michael retarded little brother?

Aiden Fisher
Aiden Fisher

fuck you dumb subhuman monkey

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Winter Stream: Austria 1999 (40 Minutes Early)

Mika On Pole
DC Takes Out Mika
DC Can't Catch Irv The Swerve

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

credforums.com/thread/81726449/sports
Kari killed his own career

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

whoever makes the new thread please change Hulkenberg to Hülkenberg it offends my autism

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

finishing it this early
no wonder she left you.

Logan Barnes
Logan Barnes

Cabbage
but i thought he was potato? is cabbage an improvement?

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

He's going around all the veggies

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

/indy/

Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

Ugly liveries

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

what was the name of the car game /o/ was developing ?

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

s-shut up

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

murica fuck yeah!

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Because of unconsenting anilingus

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

sit down
buckle up
feel a tug at your pants but ignore it at first
suddenly feel your sphincter moisten
try to stand up
SIR THE FASTEN SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON SIT DOWN
b-but
SIT DOWN
suddenly feel a small wet object thrusting in and out of your asshole
cry yourself through the flight

Prefer Ryanair to be honest

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo

Juan Bell
Juan Bell

complementary rimming
gift horse m8

Nicholas Rodriguez
Nicholas Rodriguez

Prefer Ryanair to be honest

I don't know, they put directly a dick in you if you don't pay the complementary no dick fare

Austin Robinson
Austin Robinson

Fucking kek

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

not paying the no dick fare

It's only a fiver you cheap bastard

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

I've decided to hate the Red Bull livery because someone with more friends than me said they like it

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

I ain't giving that greedy Irishman money for anything it isn't necessary

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Everyone in the office panicking about the crisis that is KFC running out of chicken

Can Gelael sweep in and save us?

Robert Wright
Robert Wright

Your office doesn't sound very healthy, have they considered salad?

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

something similar to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-CwbiPeZI
?

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

Red bull reminds me of lambo

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

you now remember the absolute embarrassment of lambo in f1

Jonathan James
Jonathan James

Who is unexposable?

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

No one is unexposable.

I guess son of eric has nothing left to expose though

Hudson Scott
Hudson Scott

ricciardo
bless

Matthew Gray
Matthew Gray

I want Lambo back in the circus

Leo Taylor
Leo Taylor

gimi (& nick)

Noah Green
Noah Green

Sounds like you out like dick mate. You can come out of the closet it's the current year.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

Last digit tells how many races gimi is winning this year

dubs=wdc

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

fug

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

One job

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

The absolute madman winning the wdc with only 1 race win

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

lmao just saw the turnleft finish

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

Nice

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

Just seen Sean bulls "this I what it will look like" livery. Is he actually brain dead?
RBR say the shapes on the livery are here to stay
SB removes them even though RBR directly said they will be there in the final livery

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

hopefully monaco

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

Mmm did they say the shapes on the livery are here to stay or the shapes under the livery are here to stay?

I understood it as them saying heres the actual chassis but we've put a meme camo over it so you can't see it properly until testing

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

F/o/rd Racing 2018

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

Not Spa

Pleb spotted

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

"The unfamiliar shapes under the paint, however, are here to stay," promised Red Bull.

Under the paint

Justin Richardson
Justin Richardson

Hulk helmet for 2018.

At least it's not random shapes or cucked by sponsors desu

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

oh no no no no

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

I want to see his 2017 helmet in these 2018 colors

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

Well, that's it m8, despite the "hulk" font

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Fuck this, his last years helmet was the best on the grid IMHO. This is just Renault colours with Hulk on the side and sponsors won't look good on it.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Kek

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

That's what I'm saying, I really dig the 2017 font

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

The first one is disgusting but I'd love to see a proper racing green car again

Luis Cruz
Luis Cruz

Hulk's helmets recently have been top notch. They're a really good modern take of all the classic elements of helmet design. I especially love that sun ray (is that what it is?) design coming off the visor posts.

Dylan Harris
Dylan Harris

Yea but not a red bull

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

That's right

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

His old helmet was actually a good design

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

It's not even Aston's racing green. Total garbage from bullshite again.

Lincoln Sullivan
Lincoln Sullivan

what the fuck is his problem

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

What score will ol' Hulkey declare on? 135* is a pretty respectable score, will he go for the 150 then call it quits?

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

What's the absolute best helmet of all time?

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

implying he won't go for 200 not out

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

I feel like if you go that long you are bound to get caught out by the podium eventually

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

Hulk's just done 7 seasons so far. Pierluigi Martini managed 10 without a podium. 3 more seasons for Hulk and he'd get breddy close to 200, assuming the Renault doesn't improve much, or he moves to another perennial midfield team.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

youtube.com/watch?v=jcfVnoRT-og
lol, so mclaren definitely using the orange again

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

Early plain single/basic colour ones looked great but I think that's also because they were largely sponsor free.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

as if there was any doubt.

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

This, use your brain for once toothpaste.

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

all of people shoulnt you F1 """"""fans""""""" be respetful about michael??

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Dunno if this has been posted already but here's Rosanna talking about softness and hardness with two guys
youtube.com/watch?v=mZbtsXJRMJ0

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

I'm just hoping they'll trick everyone and come out with the classic white and red

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

The halo kills it.

I'll watch Rally instead tbqh.

Nathan Brown
Nathan Brown

Neither of these are any good at all
The green would have been OK if it were proper Aston green and not blotchy

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

Orange is a big fuck you to Ron they aren't changing it just yet

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

Any specific times for the releases tomorrow?

Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

Alfa is 12.30 CET, 18 bongs and some bings from now.

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

Who doesn't like the red circle on top?

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

Let's try that again and see what happens

Cooper Ward
Cooper Ward

YES

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Thanks, also thanks for spaghetti, just has some, it was good

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Based binland

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

Thanks fellas. But it's the same for everyone

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

All those gimigets
They won't lead to anything

Sad day

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

Vettel's meltdown when Gimi steals his WDC

Ryan Rogers
Ryan Rogers

Nice

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo
Looks like a tramp stamp.

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

2008
Least BLACKED liveries
Black guy won

Makes you think doesn't it...

Isaiah Hernandez
Isaiah Hernandez

chainbearf1
ugh

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Foreskindia completing the rainbow in 2017

Landon Brown
Landon Brown

So will the early launch give Red Bull a developmental advantage?

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

Is there no limit to the autism?

Wonder where the inspiration came from

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

Is there no limit to the autism?
Where do you think you are?

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

F1 is the most autistic sport.

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

G I M I
I
M
I

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

I didn't think it was possible to make something that looks worse than the actual livery, but here we are.

chrome red bull livery never ever

Sebastian Moore
Sebastian Moore

Berger's helmet when he went full BLACKED + marlboro stickers was hot

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

I still want the previous camo testing livery but with some of the white bits painted in Red Bull colours.

John Morgan
John Morgan

Lewis and Bubba Mercedes 2019

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

Kino incarnated

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

*Hendrick Motorsports 2021

Henry Gomez
Henry Gomez

GM in F1
Has that ever happened?

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

Lewis to Nascar after getting BTFO by Bottas

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

How about Mercedes in NASCAR? Would the rednecks rage?

Brayden Torres
Brayden Torres

I like pickup trucks, that looks like shit

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

Weeb as fuck but I don't care.

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

nearly 2000 "people" roam this earth that like this bullshit
time for genocide

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

Another favourite weeb one of mine is Naoki Hattori's helmet for the two races he attempted to qualify for in the Coloni C4

tfw no early 90's dreadful backmarker teams you just can't help but love.

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

Basically everyone could turn up with shitty chassis deisgned by Adrian Newey's dog, Ford customer engine and some talentless hack with deep pockets

What. An. Era.

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

Andrea Moda bought the C4 from Coloni
Got some uni students in Italy to upgrade it and put in an old engine from Judd and the rear suspension from a Dallara
Got excluded from the race because they bought the chassis from the wrong people

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

only if they won, the rednecks hate toyota because they are good (read outspend ford and chevy)

Matthew Hughes
Matthew Hughes

t. redneck

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

the rednecks hate toyota because they are good (read outspend ford and chevy)

The rednecks hate Toyota because they're xenophobic and still butthurt about Pearl Harbor.

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

that too

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

ᴬˢᵀᴼᴺ ᴹᴬᴿᵀᴵᴺ ASTON MARTIN

Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

tfw Toyota will never have a NASCAR team with Gazoo Racing on it

Would make them get so angry.

William Butler
William Butler

The rednecks will rage at anything that doesn't involve bringing dale Sr. back to life

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

Is a pick up a ute?

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Lol I can't remember the youtube channel now but I used to watch this guy play NASCAR and make jokes about how Dale died because he was a shit driver etc The rage responses he'd get were amazing

Bentley Bailey
Bentley Bailey

lolno

Owen Taylor
Owen Taylor

2018 indy cars are sleek and sexy
2018 f1 cars have thongs, squidward noses, more wings than a buffet and are as long as a bendy bus

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

yeah but which car is quicker

William Cox
William Cox

more wings than a buffet

implying it's a bad thing

Hudson Long
Hudson Long

envious WEC and Indy fags dribbling shit in /f1/ because their series are too shit to have threads that survive outside of races

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

I like the yellow one. The only reason you guys hate it is because the cars are just ugly fundamentally. It is like polishing a pile of shit.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

more wings than a buffet

black man makes a chicken analogy to describe race cars

Pottery.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

We dislike it because neither of them are red bull liveries

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Is that some Sebring?

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Green is just ugly in racing cars. Better save it for tractor cunts.

Landon White
Landon White

I hate the yellow and red one because it's a low effort generic obvious colour combination.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

inb4 a triggered brit

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Friendly reminder that current Aston Martin CEO Andy Palmer was the driving force behind the very succesful Nissan LMP1 project.

Good luck, Aston Martin shareholders. You'll need it.

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

Holy shit
They're not going to make it to the end of the season, are they?
Rip in pieces RBR

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

implying the Nissan GT-R LM Nismo wasn't highly successful in the field of memeing

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

fuck :(

Easton Young
Easton Young

yeah but which is significantly more expensive?

depends on how you choose to look at it desu
ive never even watched indy but these cars have me hyped as fuck and i might even take the time to figure out what channel its on
you have to get peoples attention to get viewership and what better way to do it than a really nice looking car. even formula e is trying to use the cars to get attention

the surrounding area has no significant features or character so possibly

Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

That is fugly

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

This car just looks like google maps with 3D features

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

if Simon's legs were a rear wing

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

kek ok that was decent banter for once

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

Blacks are moving over to Indy
They you even have one of yours to cheer for in that?

David Anderson
David Anderson

that's the speedway wing, where downforce is for pussies and teams trim off as much as they can get away with and not crash. road circuit wing looks like

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

tony kanaan

John Turner
John Turner

anyone have a webm of renault pit crew sperging out on hulk's broken drs?

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

checked and keked

Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

reminder that ricciardo literally came out ahead even though he took the worse line and had a worse corner car
excellent post, thanks

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

compared to which modern open wheeler exactly?

speak our queens english properly laddie

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

ricciardo is a cunt
/vettel/

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

speak our queens english properly laddie

tf
tp
OHNONONONO

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

mfw the Bahamian's endless dickriding has turned /f1/ against Ricky

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

There's only ever been room in my heart for an autistic finn.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

toothpastes turned an exciting young prospect into a hated meme
buttlicker turned a laid back cool guy into a cringey cunt

Redbull btfo

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

bully getting bullied

Juan Roberts
Juan Roberts

you now realize the jews didn't like what jesus had to say either

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

he compares himself to jesus
in reality he's more like a sexual deviant priest

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

WAGlad turned an unknown Jap girl into a love item

You're turn next m8

Carson King
Carson King

I mean Hamilton was already hated and I don't think I can change that. I could start spamming Lando and get him pre hated before his F1 debut?

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

tfw you can't figure out how the straw works

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

/f1/ memed a British rider in a dead one.

Nathan Cruz
Nathan Cruz

Very difficult for her.

Speaking of which...

FINNLAD, how is the work going on the video?

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

I thought the buttlicking storyline was bad but comparing himself to jesus was surely the day he jumped the shark. I think we've broken him.

Henry James
Henry James

He turns piss into wine and shares shits among many.

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

If only he was make believe like Jesus.

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

Good post.

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

/f1/ SEETHING over my excellent insight and ability to recognize the truth
LMAO

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

everyone thinks you're an annoying wanker
"yes, ebin troll !!!!!"

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

be 100% serious as well as 200% correct
"f-fucking troll arghhh"
pssshshshahhahahahahahaha
ricciardo will rape the grid again this year and vettel will wet himself like he did in '14
ricciardo bless

William Hill
William Hill

NVIDIA Cuda keeps crashing. What JAV star should I use? Eyes should be similar, that's most important. Was using a Satomi Suzuki clip just to test, but it wasn't good.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

twitter.com/GP3Dstudio/status/965606280671973376

photoshopping out the side crash structure
what the fuck red bull?????

Liam Rodriguez
Liam Rodriguez

this is why the launch was delayed for an hour
did their regular photoshop person call in sick and they had to make an intern do it?

Christopher James
Christopher James

Next year Red Bull should just launch with a kids drawing of the car

Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

bring your kid to work day
every kid has to scribble on a bit of paper
patched together this is the next livery
Do it RBR

Jaxon Bailey
Jaxon Bailey

going to take up a deckhand job in the Caribbean
realize i'll be shitposting with a bahamas flag

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

Heres your first
bum licker
and your last (you)

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

there is nothing wrong with eating ass

Gabriel King
Gabriel King

Better start preparing your butthole for dickriding

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

that nose
that smile
those hands

Reminder that rikkiardo is not /our guy/

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

that goyim flag
that goyim post
o y v e y
y
v
e
y

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

*dabs*

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

My collection is too filled up with milf's and big titties so I'm not sure.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

kek
Which Aussie here is Trev?

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

Are you madlads making a Deepfakes of Mana? Fucking based

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

No, they're making deepfakes of Kumakichi, using pandafuck.com as source material.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

The absolute mad man fucking giving it to her.

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

only one has stupid chains around the neck

John Ward
John Ward

Finland is.
I'm keeping my involvement to a minimum.

How about Sana Imanaga or Shuri Atomi?

Logan Price
Logan Price

If it wasn't for the need for eyes I'd suggest this clip

desuarchive.org/gif/thread/12159069/

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

Will definitely think about whilst I compete in my next IM70.3
the sad thing is, she will be thinking about it.

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

The 93 spec Lambo/Chrysler had a lot of power and with some changes was really drivable. In that years McLaren it was 1.3 seconds faster around Sliverstone that year compared to the customer Ford V8.

It just needed more time to work out some of the reliability kinks. Had Ron signed with Chrysler it could have gotten the budget it needed

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

Who wore it better?

(the sidepods, not the livery, you fucking casuals)

Austin Baker
Austin Baker

I like big intakes so left is obviously better
Neither livery is any good

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

definitely left

reminds me of a fighter jet

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Left is pure sex, if not for the front part, it looks like it could break the sound barrier, but I gotta say, compared to last year, I like the right's sidepods

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

Bahamahhahhhahahahaah

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

renault got it right this year
r-right?

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

You can do everything with the halo right?
I think Newey found a way to use the Halo to funnel air into Engine Air Intake
Then use the smaller sidepods to put more meme wings onto it for maximum Aero
Looks like WCC is a 3 man race then

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

If anybody was actually going to do that it would defo be gimi

Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

They're allowed a custom aero fairing of 20mm on the halo.

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

To add more McLaren dropped their plans way too early when they were experimenting with the Halo on Abu Dhabi
Newey saw trough those amateur's eyes and created a way better attachment for the Halo

Didn't Keke Rosberg already did that?
1982 was a fucking disaster man

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

things everyone can agree on
2005 is kimis
2007 is hamiltons
2008 is massas
2010 is webbers
2012 is alonsos
2016 monaco is ricciardos

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

KEKe Rosberg

Exactly 2018 will also be a disaster

Noah Evans
Noah Evans

2017 hungary is ricciardos
how could I forget that one?

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

Aero fairing
Brabham BT46b situation incoming
Newey will put way larger shit and say it's for cooling of the engine due to the smaller sidepods

Camden King
Camden King

He deserved a podium.

Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

These trips of truth on top of everything else
I-Is he actually going to do it?

David Nelson
David Nelson

piGGGG

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

disgusting

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

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Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

love is blind lads

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