/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Cabbage Schumacher Edition

>Car launch dates:
Haas VF18 - EXPOSED
Williams FW41 - EXPOSED
Red Bull RB14 - EXPOSED
Alfa Romeo Sauber C37 - 20 February (Online)
Renault RS18 - 20 February (Online)
Ferrari SF18H - 22 February (Online)
Mercedes W09 - 22 February (Silverstone)
McLaren MCL33 - 23 February (Online)
Force India VJM11 - 25 February (Barcelona)
Toro Rosso STR13 - 26 February (Barcelona)

>Pre-season testing details:
Countdown: timeanddate.com/s/3eq4
Test 1 dates: Monday 26 February -> Thursday 01 March
Test 2 dates: Tuesday 6 March -> Friday 9 March

>Countdown to Australian GP:
whenisf1on.com/
(23-25 March)

>Countdown to FKino in Bahrain:
fiaformula2.com/
(6-8 April)

>Official /f1/ Winter Stream:
rabb.it/spf1general

>Nico Hulkenberg's F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
135 (137 entries)

>Michael Schumacher Status
Cabbage

>WAGlad driving license status
Still no license

>Bahamas status
Bumlicker

>News:
New Aston Martin Red Bull Racing Tag Heuer RB14 exposed, normies are happy because muh cool livery
Bottas helmet to be announced soon
Ross Brawn wants to get rid of DRS long term
F1 confirmed death in the next 10 years at best.

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ricciardo bless

Isn't that Michael retarded little brother?

fuck you dumb subhuman monkey

Winter Stream: Austria 1999 (40 Minutes Early)

>Mika On Pole
>DC Takes Out Mika
>DC Can't Catch Irv The Swerve

Kari killed his own career

whoever makes the new thread please change Hulkenberg to Hülkenberg it offends my autism

>finishing it this early
no wonder she left you.

>Cabbage
but i thought he was potato? is cabbage an improvement?

He's going around all the veggies

/indy/

Ugly liveries

what was the name of the car game /o/ was developing ?

s-shut up

murica fuck yeah!

Because of unconsenting anilingus

>sit down
>buckle up
>feel a tug at your pants but ignore it at first
>suddenly feel your sphincter moisten
>try to stand up
>SIR THE FASTEN SEAT BELT LIGHT IS ON SIT DOWN
>b-but
>SIT DOWN
>suddenly feel a small wet object thrusting in and out of your asshole
>cry yourself through the flight

Prefer Ryanair to be honest

I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo

>complementary rimming
gift horse m8

>Prefer Ryanair to be honest

I don't know, they put directly a dick in you if you don't pay the complementary no dick fare

Fucking kek

>not paying the no dick fare

It's only a fiver you cheap bastard

>I've decided to hate the Red Bull livery because someone with more friends than me said they like it

I ain't giving that greedy Irishman money for anything it isn't necessary

>Everyone in the office panicking about the crisis that is KFC running out of chicken

Can Gelael sweep in and save us?

Your office doesn't sound very healthy, have they considered salad?

something similar to this:
youtube.com/watch?v=Ek-CwbiPeZI
?

Red bull reminds me of lambo

>you now remember the absolute embarrassment of lambo in f1

Who is unexposable?

No one is unexposable.

I guess son of eric has nothing left to expose though

ricciardo
bless

I want Lambo back in the circus

gimi (& nick)

Sounds like you out like dick mate. You can come out of the closet it's the current year.

Last digit tells how many races gimi is winning this year

dubs=wdc

fug

One job

The absolute madman winning the wdc with only 1 race win

lmao just saw the turnleft finish

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Nice

Just seen Sean bulls "this I what it will look like" livery. Is he actually brain dead?
>RBR say the shapes on the livery are here to stay
>SB removes them even though RBR directly said they will be there in the final livery

hopefully monaco

Mmm did they say the shapes on the livery are here to stay or the shapes under the livery are here to stay?

I understood it as them saying heres the actual chassis but we've put a meme camo over it so you can't see it properly until testing

F/o/rd Racing 2018

>Not Spa

Pleb spotted

>"The unfamiliar shapes under the paint, however, are here to stay," promised Red Bull.

Under the paint

>Hulk helmet for 2018.

At least it's not random shapes or cucked by sponsors desu

oh no no no no

I want to see his 2017 helmet in these 2018 colors

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Well, that's it m8, despite the "hulk" font

Fuck this, his last years helmet was the best on the grid IMHO. This is just Renault colours with Hulk on the side and sponsors won't look good on it.

Kek

That's what I'm saying, I really dig the 2017 font

The first one is disgusting but I'd love to see a proper racing green car again

Hulk's helmets recently have been top notch. They're a really good modern take of all the classic elements of helmet design. I especially love that sun ray (is that what it is?) design coming off the visor posts.

Yea but not a red bull

That's right

His old helmet was actually a good design

It's not even Aston's racing green. Total garbage from bullshite again.

what the fuck is his problem

What score will ol' Hulkey declare on? 135* is a pretty respectable score, will he go for the 150 then call it quits?

What's the absolute best helmet of all time?

>implying he won't go for 200 not out

I feel like if you go that long you are bound to get caught out by the podium eventually

Hulk's just done 7 seasons so far. Pierluigi Martini managed 10 without a podium. 3 more seasons for Hulk and he'd get breddy close to 200, assuming the Renault doesn't improve much, or he moves to another perennial midfield team.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jcfVnoRT-og
lol, so mclaren definitely using the orange again

Early plain single/basic colour ones looked great but I think that's also because they were largely sponsor free.

as if there was any doubt.

This, use your brain for once toothpaste.

all of people shoulnt you F1 """"""fans""""""" be respetful about michael??

Dunno if this has been posted already but here's Rosanna talking about softness and hardness with two guys
youtube.com/watch?v=mZbtsXJRMJ0

I'm just hoping they'll trick everyone and come out with the classic white and red

The halo kills it.

I'll watch Rally instead tbqh.

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Neither of these are any good at all
The green would have been OK if it were proper Aston green and not blotchy

Orange is a big fuck you to Ron they aren't changing it just yet

Any specific times for the releases tomorrow?

Alfa is 12.30 CET, 18 bongs and some bings from now.

Who doesn't like the red circle on top?

Let's try that again and see what happens

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Thanks, also thanks for spaghetti, just has some, it was good

Based binland

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Thanks fellas. But it's the same for everyone

>All those gimigets
>They won't lead to anything

Sad day

>Vettel's meltdown when Gimi steals his WDC

Nice

>I do really like the literal rear wing with the aston martin logo
Looks like a tramp stamp.

>2008
>Least BLACKED liveries
>Black guy won

Makes you think doesn't it...

>chainbearf1
ugh

>Foreskindia completing the rainbow in 2017

So will the early launch give Red Bull a developmental advantage?

Is there no limit to the autism?

Wonder where the inspiration came from

>Is there no limit to the autism?
Where do you think you are?

F1 is the most autistic sport.

G I M I
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I didn't think it was possible to make something that looks worse than the actual livery, but here we are.

>chrome red bull livery never ever

Berger's helmet when he went full BLACKED + marlboro stickers was hot

I still want the previous camo testing livery but with some of the white bits painted in Red Bull colours.

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Lewis and Bubba Mercedes 2019

Kino incarnated

*Hendrick Motorsports 2021

>GM in F1
Has that ever happened?

Lewis to Nascar after getting BTFO by Bottas

How about Mercedes in NASCAR? Would the rednecks rage?

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I like pickup trucks, that looks like shit

Weeb as fuck but I don't care.

>nearly 2000 "people" roam this earth that like this bullshit
time for genocide

Another favourite weeb one of mine is Naoki Hattori's helmet for the two races he attempted to qualify for in the Coloni C4

>tfw no early 90's dreadful backmarker teams you just can't help but love.

>Basically everyone could turn up with shitty chassis deisgned by Adrian Newey's dog, Ford customer engine and some talentless hack with deep pockets

What. An. Era.

>Andrea Moda bought the C4 from Coloni
>Got some uni students in Italy to upgrade it and put in an old engine from Judd and the rear suspension from a Dallara
>Got excluded from the race because they bought the chassis from the wrong people

only if they won, the rednecks hate toyota because they are good (read outspend ford and chevy)

t. redneck

>the rednecks hate toyota because they are good (read outspend ford and chevy)

The rednecks hate Toyota because they're xenophobic and still butthurt about Pearl Harbor.

that too

>ᴬˢᵀᴼᴺ ᴹᴬᴿᵀᴵᴺ ASTON MARTIN

>tfw Toyota will never have a NASCAR team with Gazoo Racing on it

Would make them get so angry.

The rednecks will rage at anything that doesn't involve bringing dale Sr. back to life

Is that some Sebring?

Green is just ugly in racing cars. Better save it for tractor cunts.

I hate the yellow and red one because it's a low effort generic obvious colour combination.

inb4 a triggered brit

>Friendly reminder that current Aston Martin CEO Andy Palmer was the driving force behind the very succesful Nissan LMP1 project.

Good luck, Aston Martin shareholders. You'll need it.

Holy shit
They're not going to make it to the end of the season, are they?
Rip in pieces RBR

>implying the Nissan GT-R LM Nismo wasn't highly successful in the field of memeing

fuck :(

yeah but which is significantly more expensive?

depends on how you choose to look at it desu
ive never even watched indy but these cars have me hyped as fuck and i might even take the time to figure out what channel its on
you have to get peoples attention to get viewership and what better way to do it than a really nice looking car. even formula e is trying to use the cars to get attention

the surrounding area has no significant features or character so possibly

That is fugly

This car just looks like google maps with 3D features

>if Simon's legs were a rear wing

kek ok that was decent banter for once

>Blacks are moving over to Indy
They you even have one of yours to cheer for in that?

that's the speedway wing, where downforce is for pussies and teams trim off as much as they can get away with and not crash. road circuit wing looks like

tony kanaan

anyone have a webm of renault pit crew sperging out on hulk's broken drs?

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checked and keked

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reminder that ricciardo literally came out ahead even though he took the worse line and had a worse corner car
excellent post, thanks

compared to which modern open wheeler exactly?

speak our queens english properly laddie

ricciardo is a cunt
/vettel/

>speak our queens english properly laddie

>tf
>tp
OHNONONONO

>mfw the Bahamian's endless dickriding has turned /f1/ against Ricky

There's only ever been room in my heart for an autistic finn.

>toothpastes turned an exciting young prospect into a hated meme
>buttlicker turned a laid back cool guy into a cringey cunt

Redbull btfo

>bully getting bullied

>you now realize the jews didn't like what jesus had to say either

>he compares himself to jesus
>in reality he's more like a sexual deviant priest

>WAGlad turned an unknown Jap girl into a love item

You're turn next m8

I mean Hamilton was already hated and I don't think I can change that. I could start spamming Lando and get him pre hated before his F1 debut?

>tfw you can't figure out how the straw works

>/f1/ memed a British rider in a dead one.

Very difficult for her.

Speaking of which...

FINNLAD, how is the work going on the video?

I thought the buttlicking storyline was bad but comparing himself to jesus was surely the day he jumped the shark. I think we've broken him.

He turns piss into wine and shares shits among many.

If only he was make believe like Jesus.

Good post.

>/f1/ SEETHING over my excellent insight and ability to recognize the truth
LMAO

>everyone thinks you're an annoying wanker
>"yes, ebin troll !!!!!"

>be 100% serious as well as 200% correct
>"f-fucking troll arghhh"
pssshshshahhahahahahahaha
ricciardo will rape the grid again this year and vettel will wet himself like he did in '14
ricciardo bless

NVIDIA Cuda keeps crashing. What JAV star should I use? Eyes should be similar, that's most important. Was using a Satomi Suzuki clip just to test, but it wasn't good.

twitter.com/GP3Dstudio/status/965606280671973376

>photoshopping out the side crash structure
what the fuck red bull?????

>this is why the launch was delayed for an hour
did their regular photoshop person call in sick and they had to make an intern do it?

Next year Red Bull should just launch with a kids drawing of the car

>bring your kid to work day
>every kid has to scribble on a bit of paper
>patched together this is the next livery
Do it RBR

>going to take up a deckhand job in the Caribbean
>realize i'll be shitposting with a bahamas flag

Heres your first
>bum licker
and your last (you)

there is nothing wrong with eating ass

Better start preparing your butthole for dickriding

>that nose
>that smile
>those hands

Reminder that rikkiardo is not /our guy/

>that goyim flag
>that goyim post
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*dabs*

My collection is too filled up with milf's and big titties so I'm not sure.

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kek
Which Aussie here is Trev?

Are you madlads making a Deepfakes of Mana? Fucking based

No, they're making deepfakes of Kumakichi, using pandafuck.com as source material.

The absolute mad man fucking giving it to her.

>only one has stupid chains around the neck

Finland is.
I'm keeping my involvement to a minimum.

How about Sana Imanaga or Shuri Atomi?

If it wasn't for the need for eyes I'd suggest this clip

>Will definitely think about whilst I compete in my next IM70.3
the sad thing is, she will be thinking about it.

The 93 spec Lambo/Chrysler had a lot of power and with some changes was really drivable. In that years McLaren it was 1.3 seconds faster around Sliverstone that year compared to the customer Ford V8.

It just needed more time to work out some of the reliability kinks. Had Ron signed with Chrysler it could have gotten the budget it needed

Who wore it better?

(the sidepods, not the livery, you fucking casuals)

I like big intakes so left is obviously better
Neither livery is any good

definitely left

reminds me of a fighter jet

Left is pure sex, if not for the front part, it looks like it could break the sound barrier, but I gotta say, compared to last year, I like the right's sidepods

Bahamahhahhhahahahaah

renault got it right this year
r-right?

You can do everything with the halo right?
I think Newey found a way to use the Halo to funnel air into Engine Air Intake
Then use the smaller sidepods to put more meme wings onto it for maximum Aero
Looks like WCC is a 3 man race then

If anybody was actually going to do that it would defo be gimi

They're allowed a custom aero fairing of 20mm on the halo.

To add more McLaren dropped their plans way too early when they were experimenting with the Halo on Abu Dhabi
Newey saw trough those amateur's eyes and created a way better attachment for the Halo

Didn't Keke Rosberg already did that?
1982 was a fucking disaster man

things everyone can agree on
>2005 is kimis
>2007 is hamiltons
>2008 is massas
>2010 is webbers
>2012 is alonsos
>2016 monaco is ricciardos

>KEKe Rosberg

Exactly 2018 will also be a disaster

>2017 hungary is ricciardos
how could I forget that one?

>Aero fairing
Brabham BT46b situation incoming
Newey will put way larger shit and say it's for cooling of the engine due to the smaller sidepods

He deserved a podium.

>These trips of truth on top of everything else
I-Is he actually going to do it?

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piGGGG

disgusting

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love is blind lads