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/cric/
*Dies due to famine and inbreeding*
haha based coloured subhuman, how's the water supply going?
grigget
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I'm afraid not lad, sorry.
Another shitty low-effort OP. Well done.
based schedule poster how the fuck are you doing?
Seething
well then, is peter hitchens good or shit?
Less is more, ever heard of minimalism you gaudy jungle ape?
Not so great lad, didn't sleep well. And yourself?
samey wamey!
desu, /cric/ belongs in /r9k/ or /s4s/.
we dont discuss sport anyway
Meant to reply
Am tired dear bro, chest and tri's today, and it was straining
test cricket when?
what's ur bench G?
I have got you, motherland
You're attending the game at Wanderers right?
See pic
>r9k
trip on proxy off mrff
that sucks man, why is that, how much did you sleep?
decent got a maths exam tomorrow apparently it's tricky
cheers lads
Based of course, why even ask such a perturbing question?
3 hours or so. Woke up with a headache too.
>Maths exam
Topics?
poofter bitchens
Yea, might go to day 2 of the one in Kingsmead if I can find the time, gonna be down in Durban then (hopefully).
Only use dumbbells for decline, flat and incline, which one you after, senpai?
no idea lad, one last question, is it okay to bother my local brothel?
Carry a Rajiposter
When are we likely to hear a response from BASEDibul?
christ that sounds horrid, hope you sleep better tonight :^)
>topics
mix of a few things desu, integration/differentiation, statistics (linear interpolation), mechanics regarding forces and SUVAT
ah right I thought you did barbell
Love seeing Yank franchises go under
I have no one to spot me lad, come to my gym and spot for me and I will move back to barbell
pepes>kfc
shit fair enough, address of gym?
morley's>all
Quite easy desu. Pretty sure you'll nail it :)
>no KFC
oh nononononononono
I'll meet you at the Investec one, just when you get to the desk tell them you need to go through to the JavaOps, they'll know what you mean
kfc is shit
Love hot n spicy
Hate original recipe
for me, it’s zinger box
Cric on dead sport watch
>Cricket
>dead sport
Nah.
braapzil on dead country watch kek
Big Brain
There is a chicken place near me called lucky chicken and holy fuck it's based
I wish
Thanks for telling us you live in Wellington, gonna dox you now and find out ur endgame, kid
Woah
mutts BTFO
what is happening?
is it because janny is american?
haven’t you seen the video?
My end game is to eat fried chicken
Elite post
based kiwi
what video?
t.nigger
>60 posts in ~1 hour
HOLY MOTHER OF LITTY
it’s called amerimutts BTFO or something
literally a post a minute lads fucking nuts
This one .
youtube.com
keep talking !!!
dont stop !!!
ah, i already saw that. this guy is awesome
youtube.com
>This flag
>This post
absolutely shits on the seppos lmao
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2spoopy lad
*blocks your path*
i’d shit my pants
i say that we stop following cricket till fifa world cup.
Cricket resumes in under 2 weeks lad, can't be doing that
Nah
>wants to watch seth afrika rekt his team
>rekt his team
Already witnessed my team's defeat in the test series lad. 2-1.
whole batting line up rests on smoth.
add swing to it.
australia in tatters
Not sure if I should play some Fifa or LotR before bed lads, what do?
I'll have to agree with you on that. No one else looks promising tbqh.
OBSESSED
>du plessis injured
>the phallus injured
>steyn injured
>de villiers injured
>bavuma injured
tipping australia lads
>injured
They're being rested for the tests
that’s a cowardly way of saying the players are out of form and/or need rest
why are they being rested in such a tough series?
G'day lads.
It's 5D chess. They're pushing young players into meme formats to meet some sort of target. The big guys have to pretend to be injured so they get a chance to play the big games. Read
And this is what their current playing XI looks like.
Hlw dear bro.
>meme formats
I was under the impression they would be out for the first few tests not memehits. but nah yeah that theory does make a lot of sense heard it somewhere before during the england series this summer
tell me about mr. peploe
>all those literally who's
yeah think that confirms it 2bh
don't know why they can't just play a 5 match series instead of 4
Don't be surprised when they're all ""fit"" for the test series
Samuel Peploe was born the son of Podmore Peploe (c. 1641 – 1714) and was baptized at Dawley Parva, Shropshire. He had three brothers, Jonathan, Nathan and Paul, and was educated at Penkridge School, Staffordshire. He then matriculated at Jesus College, University of Oxford, on 12 May 1687, where he graduated and obtained his Bachelor of Arts degree on 12 March 1690 and his Master of Arts degree on 19 October 1693.
aren't the conditions in australia very similair to south africa? in that case I think SA might have a healthy chance
the other mr. peploe
Just bought the Ashes game lads.
Gonna try it out and give feedback
Sorry my bad, Samuel Peploe Wood (1827–1873) was an English sculptor and painter. His sculpture can be seen on many churches and public buildings in England, and there are a number of his sketches and watercolours at Staffordshire County Museum.
its fucking shit
havent played it though
come on man.
even the judgmental idiots from IGN gave it an 8/10
the other one
Pulju???
Dont worry cricfriends, /hoc/ is here
>"Here we go - in 10yrs the only cricket Test playing nations will be, England, SA, India, Pakistan & Australia."
thoughts?
>5 day matches
cringe
t20 will prevail.
sad but true
''no''
@81754851
t.brainlet
will commit a cricket related terrorist attack if that happens
makes me seethe to be completely and utterly honest with you senpai
i dont even consider brainletbash to be the same sport as tests tbqh
its not the same sport
oi memorycunt can you tell which posts are mine?
I reckon the conditions will favour the bowlers. SA bowlers absolutely decimated our team in the first two tests and managed to wrap up the games in 4 days.
USA shall have test status eventually, but I'm not sure if it'll come within 10 years.
rabada, morkel, steyn and philander was a filthy attack I agree, philander tore shit up over here last summer with bat and ball, pretty /elite/ imho
this is mrff
based sebbo with the optimism, how's the old moeshit going
h-how could you tell?
based currylad
Ngidi is the new kid on the block, he can be pretty deadly too.
fuck how did I forgot him, absolute gun
has the squad been announced yet?
australia will win the series
Don't think so. Pretty confident that it'll remain unchanged.
just obvious
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Looking for a job lad. Found a firm looking for a guy to work in cybersecurity and privacy law. Need to sweeten up my writing sample for that.
oi prossielad you here m8
sounds pretty comfy man, hope you get it what you been doing in the meantime? freelancing?
nah he's at the brothel
shame
Yeah. The solo life is fucking shitty. I shouldn't have ever stopped trying to get with a firm or in government. The cyber shit gets me hard though... was kind of my thing in undergrad and law school.
Don't call me that you phillistine. And yeah I'm here, lurking. Lurking.
Fuck off Zach/MrFF, there are no brothels in England you melts, stop projecting your fantasies onto me.
>currylad
Why though?
ive heard government jobs are pretty well off in terms of benefits in america, with health and dental and what not. oh well, good you're moving forward. you went law school huh?
just for fun
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPIDO
DU DUDU DU
oh nonononononono
REMOVE ALL NAME/TRIPFAGS FROM /CRIC/ DESU
Rights for gays oh yeah
anyone notice how /rug/shits don’t interrupt when we have serious cricket discussion?
how much do you normally pay for a service? are you a high class escort man?
*poos on you*
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Reminder that you are /hoc/s little brother
>hockey
cringe
enough is enough, /hoc/
we will be getting these /hoc/ cunts back for this lads dont you worry. nobody steps on /cric/ and gets away with it. be ready
Reckon cricket needs to be a lil more exciting like football, with losing side players getting angry and attacking fans and the other team in their pavilion or as they leave the pitch.
Sad that we lack the spic flair for dirty ghetto acts though.
>/hoc/
Cricket's 'agueroooOOOOOOOOO' moment?
the underarm ball
#neverforget
Reckon the entire team needs to crowd the umpire and get in his face shouting when a decision goes against them
Cricket is a gentleman's game
t.john terry
Fine leg in Finland
>his "sport" isn't played on ice
shiggy diggy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rent free
seething
WHO THE FUCK IS THE THIRD UMPIRE
richo there is nothing wrong with enjoying the company of teen qts dont let them bully you
A gentleman
Can England win the World Cup in 2019?
Pretty sure they're favourites on the bookies.
need raji truthbombs
yeah m8 can't beat those 18/19 year olds
The side looks solid even without Stokes tbqh.
it is my college
oo..bro i want do the love with ausgril
Send girl pic bro
Would probably want to see Malan in there as well as Stokes, problem is who to drop, Hales is one to go probably.
I hate poojibul as much as anyone but why are you guys always making fun of how he speaks
Sad
hlw dear bro
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Malan and Stokes in.
Hales and Morgan out.
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>/cric/ dies
as a specialist captain Morgan's recent 80* has cemented his place in the side for another 5 years at least
But that was a T20 game
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Idk about benefits for govt lawyers, maybe if you go career, which most people don’t. What the usual career path is, you start in govt, stay for 3-5 years, then go private sector and get paid the big bucks since “former prosecutor” or “former assistant attorney general” (basically a civil suit prosecutor) is a big marketing boost. Plus you don’t have to spend as much training; freshies are supposedly a net loss their first year, so firms are skittish about taking them at all in since there’s a risk they’ll jump ship (to another firm or go solo) once they’re trained. As a result, govt jobs are competitive as fuck.
Big fan
Why couldn't he handle the banter?
REKT
>I-I was joking too h-haha..
Gibbs on pooicide watch
oh nonoonnoononoono
Constant reminder:
India literally avoided the Pak pace attack for virtually the entirety of the 90s in a proper Test series cos of
>muh politics
>In b4 muh world cups.
BASED VERY VERY SPECIAL LAXMAN
Also, good afternoon /cric/
When and where the fuck was this kek?
ME RENTFREE RENTFREE RENTFREE
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
NVM just looked it up
BASED Ashwin working Gibbs into a finna shoot
It was on twitter but Ashwin deleted it so I had to dig it up on reddit
god im so fucking sick of this rainy humid feculent garbage dump of a summer
HOLY MOTHER OF FECULENCE
Oh yesyesyesyesyes
Why are kiwis so good at posting?
It's unbelievable how much better we are than everyone else