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Who's that gook? Was she cleaning houses before become a fighter? wtf
Ayden Young
fuck you irish faggot and your lesbo chimp too
Jordan Mitchell
bi nguyen is pretty hot
Jack James
why are you so angry my friend?
Joshua Lewis
hmmm ok maybe a 7/10 Post more pics
Leo Sullivan
>the 28-year-old Vick (8-0, 4-0 UFC) competes at 155 pounds. But the 6’3” Vick’s “walking-around” weight hovers near 185. That means he cuts as much as 30 pounds during fight week.
Josiah Sanders
>cutlets
Juan Cooper
orangutanus roidus
Nolan Butler
Future MW champ
Justin Hughes
>Ngannou winning >everyone on the Nogtrain >Ngannou loses >everyone off the Nogtrain >coming soon: >Ngannou wins >everyone back on the Nogtrain
Leo Fisher
Who?
John Turner
Rude
John Allen
Black Beast looked terrible as usual last night
Easton Jenkins
Besides the low IQ cazzies, I think most of /heem/ is of the consensus that Ngannou has alot of potential but very little time to use that potential (Already almost 40)
Dylan Peterson
jessica andrade is my number 1 cutie
Jayden Butler
Indeed, chimpanzees have been shown to be about four times as strong as humans comparable in size, according to evolutionary biologist Alan Walker, formerly of Pennsylvania State University. Research suggests the difference in strength between the two lies in the muscle performance.
Camden Bailey
did he though? he blasted Tybura with brutal punches, he was simply just conserving his energy until that point
Leo Ortiz
brendan schaub : wtf I love bbc again?
Nolan Robinson
6'7" 154 lbs
Jack Perry
Yes he did.
Jason Smith
r u a girl
Joshua Carter
she's adorable that's interesting friend, but we were talking about the ufc strawweight contender Jessica Andrade.
Josiah Young
Like humans, chimpanzees have sex year-round. When a female is in heat, the skin around her genitals becomes pink and swollen — a clear sexual signal to males. ... These experienced females have the most sex, but most females do mate with several males in the community, and sometimes with males in other communities
Jaxson Turner
friendly reminder OP is the spammer
Angel Perry
don't you guys remember Will Chope? he got gadooshed by Holloway and then pulled from his next fight for domestic violence or some shit. He's 6'4 FW
Logan Martinez
5"11" 96kg reporting in. If you're anywhere near my height, or above, and you weigh less than 90kg, off yourself (just do it).
Andrade is a disgusting monkey pigdemon. Claudia is #1.
Xavier Hall
he's so good looking... i wish i could have at least one quarter of his looks
Jaxon Anderson
You seem confused.
Nolan Edwards
nice trips, why do you spam us?
Justin Clark
Future MW GOAT
Brandon Gonzalez
I read in an old "Guiness Book Of World Records" that someone taught some chimpanzees to deadlift, and a 165 pound chimpanzee deadlifted 600 lbs. A 350 pound gorilla can surely lift more than a 165 pound chimpanzee, but the Cube-Square Law says not twice as much.
Brody Sanders
What weigth class did Sage fight in last night? I think it might have been LW. Perhaps he shold stick to WW.
Ryder Hughes
Imagine spamming your own thread to try and get it more popular. >undefeated at LW >2 losses at WW >should go back to WW
Benjamin Morgan
Would love to share a kiss with him after he's just heemed his opponent (no homo).
Josiah Ramirez
I *think* he won his last fight as WW (the fight prior to yesterday's fight; it was against Quinones) and he looked great in that fight. But this time I got the impression he was at LW and apparently his win was dodgy.
Kayden Green
Who?
Daniel Brown
>Best Hispanic fighters are all chicanos
Really makes you pensar.
Dylan Nguyen
her nickname is "bate estaca", it means piledriver in portuguese
Nathan Butler
people don't wanna believe it but that aztec/inca blood is some serious shit. They can take a hammer to the head and still keep moving for an extra 10-30 seconds. angry mexicans are natural brawlers.
Lucas Nguyen
What makes some women take up combat sports? And why do people even watch women's combat sports?
David Anderson
>I *think* he won his last fight as WW no he didnt, this information is easily found online, perhaps you should look first
Connor Adams
Definition of a cutbaby.
Eli Morgan
>What makes some women take up combat sports
In the case of attractive ones, I'd say it's probably mental illness. That's the only way I can explain why some of the objectively cuter female fighters end up choosing a career where they get punched in the head for a living.
That or wanting attention by forcing yourself into a traditionally male dominated field.
I think female fighters are all mental midgets.
Evan Reyes
The same way people take up wasting hours of their lives posting on an anonymous anime imageboard.
Carson Reed
I'll be taking picks this week again bros, we need someone to step up after the death of calender.
I'm not a le photoshop master but I have some good 4chin experience. For instance this week I'll be using literally Goofy the dog from Disney as the Goof (since it's in Disney World Orlando) I'll be collecting picks Wednesday
Bless
Luke Parker
Dumb post.
Ryan Reed
Calm down fatass.
Jacob Davis
We get it man, He's a monster. We get it
Cameron Cruz
women like power,money and mess with other women. All these are included in combat sports
John Phillips
I'm lowkey built like Sean O'Malley
Leo Cook
Alot of them have been practicing martial arts their whole life due to a father figure or maybe the schools wrestling team and the opportunities come. Their opponents are other small women, easy ass roster if you actually learn some khabib/tony level jujitsu.
It's a easy paycheck, you can fight and have a job at the same time. I mean why wouldn't you? It's easier to be a women's flyweight champion than it is to be a model.
Jeremiah Howard
shit like this shows just how hard it is to win money on mma. we have the most knowledgeable experts that exist and even then only 1 of 50 gets it right
Brody Mitchell
there is nothing more entertaing than two crackhead eses that hate each other,getting cte for 10k while walking out to vato music
If I was in charge I would establish a spic division especially for cholo bangers
Zachary Martinez
We get it, Yoel is 40 maaan
We get it
Ryder Hernandez
5th Amendment
Jason James
I hope our natty GOAT Costa polishes up his striking. He's got the power but the technique isn't quite there yet.
I really wanna see him get the strap one day.
Juan Johnson
>Sloob has a Queen of Spades tat
LMAO, why has no one ever discussed this, do you cucks know what it means?
Julian Watson
first question: probably attention seeking
second question: female combat sports, especially with grappling, have some sexual appeal, i believe people watch it with some sexual / fetishist curiosity
Jace Sullivan
Nah, he clearly has every suit tattooed. If you want to see a real queen of spades tattoo look at Gustaffson, he doesn't even try to hide it. A true, proud Swede.
Robert Diaz
So does gustafson lmao, but you realise this is a fringe cuck meme 99.99999% of people dont know?
Jackson Turner
Are you the hue that predicts many things?
Jaxson Kelly
nope
Logan Baker
Why would you know about stuff like this unless you've deeply researched it?
Tyler Jones
...
Joshua Stewart
wow this calendar guy must be stopped
Samuel Martin
The multiple personality disorder in that bloke is a bit concerning.
Asher Sullivan
I thought they shut down the archives a couple of months ago, what happened
Aaron Harris
Because I’m an avid visitor of Cred Forums.com
Josiah Peterson
>casually mention to my mum that I could heem her >she takes away my UFC 3 game What the fuck I'll heem her next time.
Levi Martinez
Why does she have such long nails? Isn't that hazardous?
Elijah Richardson
Just what DOES he mean by this?
Chase Thompson
Not the same tat you mong
Christopher Martin
Number of black cocks he's taken in his boipussy
Jason Ramirez
Stephens Andrade (by decision) OSP Platinum
Free moment
Nathaniel Edwards
are you even the GOAT on there? I'm going 9-1 my only loss at the TUF finale so far and I'm piecing up these fatboys with nothing but jabs, uppercuts, and the occasional leg kick
Caleb Parker
I fucking guarantee Stylebender browses/has browsed heem before
Julian Moore
I fucking guarantee Derrick Lewis browses/has browsed heem before
Kevin Watson
>Ariel interviews non-ranked fighter about charity or something else boring as fuck and not mma related
Christian Russell
you mean THE NEW JON JONES!!?!?
Lucas Rogers
>swede >blonde wife
you know the rest
Ian Watson
Israel Adesanya
David Harris
What about Court McGee?
Ryan Cooper
wait a sec, he did another half spade for the DC fight? what a cuck
Juan Cook
You guys are embarrassing _____ _______.
Samuel Hall
...
Tyler Long
...
Adrian Green
ok assuming they do RDA/Tyrone then who does Colby fight? Colby vs Wondermeme?
Anthony Rogers
Are you revved? Enjoy the ban btw.
Ayden Peterson
Give him Santiago
Liam Moore
>who does Colby fight Darren Till but he knows there's a strong chance he'd lose.
Nolan Phillips
thats a good call, eye pokey santiago needs to get wrestlefucked I like this fight too
As much as I like yoel, I often fear he may be mentally retarded
Brandon Walker
Borrachina v Weidman
Ufc book it!!
Caleb Richardson
ebin meme, pathetic luke hater
Tyler Ross
prime schaub would heem ngannou
Thomas Bennett
Borrachina is fighting Uriah Hall apparently.. but I wouldnt be surprised if that fight never happens
Logan Perez
When will there be UFC in Arizona
Hunter Wright
You should include the last 2 prelims to stick with the 6 fight format
Chase Howard
this is fake news
hes talking about bisping
Kevin Sanders
When will there be UFC in beautiful Haiti
Owen Scott
I'm sorry your boy got knocked the fuck out last weekend. Really, I am.
Isaac Evans
>I KISS HIM BECAUSE HE IS JUDAS
Jaxon Phillips
It's okay to be Luke
Joseph Wood
sounds like youre the retard here m8
Nicholas Long
yoel is mentally deficient
Sebastian Wood
/heem/ is loyal to the soldier of god
Juan Young
mistaking his inability to express himself in english as stupidity makes you sound like youre sub 90iq
William Cooper
You're as good as mentally retarded if you dont know english in 2018
Kayden Perez
If Yoel heems Whittaker and retires would he be the GOAT MW?
Ryder Wood
lol calendar pretending not to be calendar just so he can take picks
Lucas Smith
Calendar puts more effort
Oliver Hall
>Lithuania guess 99% of your country is mentally retarded then lmaoooooo
Luke Robinson
calendar pretending not to be calendar so the mods don't delete his posts ftfy
Cooper Morgan
The future is Vick and their is absolutely nothing you can do about it
Joshua Rodriguez
True, we have the lowest iq in the EU
Chase Turner
yes or no
Brayden Evans
well Usman goofed himself off the map with his last "performance" so I would say no
Adrian Nelson
Yes, but give usman a shock collar that zaps him anytime he goes to the ground and let werdum be on the outside with unlimited boomerangs. Then I might pay for a card with either of them on it.
Nolan Scott
>True, we have the lowest iq in the EU more proof to ignore every post done by your flag
feels good to be 135iq
Owen Bell
Covington vs. RDA is the fight to make
Landon Baker
It'd be tough to say. His run in the UFC has definitely been a great one, but Anderson was the champ for a long time and defending his belt 10 fucking times, taking multiple LHW fights throughout that time too. I would definitely feel comfortable calling Yoel the best middleweight post-Silva era though if he could beat Whittaker.
Jacob Campbell
Yes. Both guys are too full of themselves and it'd be nice that one of them would lose and have to eat humble pie.
Oliver Williams
What is your maximum bench press for reps?
Wyatt Wright
Who else is betting the house on Ortega?
Evan Bailey
I feel like I know what's coming
Nathan Wright
200 in a row on a decline with feet up one foot on a stepup
im working like 10hours a day now its hell. Karen Montes next goat Paige Sletten
Camden Reyes
I am picking Ortega unironically
Gavin Fisher
Why does he have the BLACKED haircut?
Anthony Myers
if romero beats whittaker in the rematch dana will start shopping for a super fight because the whole MW division already deleted itself
paige vanzant is unironically trying to get on a show called "say yes to the dress" where fat american women pick out overpriced wedding dresses
karen montes looked all dolled up what's her deal trying to get married?
Sebastian Long
>Contractually obligated
Nolan Clark
he's a cholo gangster from the hood I know right, Im betting on him in the Holloway fight too
Luke Flores
we had a quiet week without that idiot around, or at least having to lay low because the mods kept deleting his posts
Isaiah Rodriguez
El creatura....
Wyatt Thomas
>anderson >steroids fuck off
>yoel >steroids fuck off
>jones >steroids fuck off
if everybody was taking steroids, wgaf if some people are. but they're not, so these fucking losers can get fucked
Zachary Diaz
usman is garbage and overhyped
colby has actually beaten a top 5 opponent and is a better wrestler than mister 30%
Christopher Wood
what's your obsession with calendar?
Dominic White
Let him comeback against Magoomba
Christopher Rivera
natty king?
William Edwards
I feel kind of bad for them desu
Charles Nelson
I LOB YOU BOI
Chase Bennett
shame you cant use roids on your chin
Landon Fisher
At least Chris has never KO'ed
Michael Lopez
Tfw kickboxing is more exciting than mma
Joshua Campbell
Yes
The fight may be so boring it creates a wormhole
Carter Turner
>Discount chalkskin Overeem Yes please
Landon Gomez
Usman vs Meek was a much better showing than Covington vs Maia
Jaxon Hughes
why did they even sign Brian Camozzi, his run was embarrassing
Lucas Sanchez
'no'
Noah Turner
What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?
Brandon Garcia
Meek is a bum, Maia isn't
Hudson Thomas
Does GSP have the highest fight IQ out of any fighter in the history of MMA?
I struggle to think of any other athletes that have imposed their will on their opponents in such a dominant fashion.
Alexander Russell
Maia ended any hype momentum covington had. How do you let 'the' bjj specialist outstrike you. He is not bangkok ready.
>inb4 but he was just letting maia gas himself by hitting his fist with his face dozens of times
Aiden Thomas
*taps to strikes*
Kevin Jones
jon jones for sure has higher fight iq. probably highest ever. he's carlsen and gsp is kasparov
Asher Murphy
I'd say this gentleman is a close second
Aaron Baker
GET READY
Aaron Perez
Covington's striking sucks and he was scared to grapple. What about that performance impressed anyone?
Wyatt Russell
*gets heemed*
Anthony Rodriguez
His next fight is gonna answer a lot of questions.
Luke Martinez
Reem vs Lewis
Easton Clark
Is it though? Overeem is Overeem at this point. What questions are left for him?
Parker Thompson
black bees vs magumboo is the fight to make
Jason Russell
is his retard level fight iq going to devolve into mouse brain fight iq
Matthew Bennett
>What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?
MMA doesn't have a lot of hardcore sports fans. Compared to fans who are really into baseball/basketball/football etc. That's been a known fact for a long time.
I'm not sure about this but I'll guess there's a good amount of crossover between fake wrestling and MMA. Maybe even more than MMA and any actual sport. Don't know for sure though.
Chase Price
There's no one left for him to fight. He should try and see if he can get a Hendo type deal and get a title shot for his last fight. Tired of seeing him getting heem'd. He could get heem'd by a toothpick at this point.
Gabriel Clark
and to expand on that maybe that's why there's so much spam on /heem/, it's people who don't give a shit about sports or any other sport than mma.
maybe it's like someone who doesn't give a shit about television/film except one big movie and just spams the shit out of it on Cred Forums
Daniel Bennett
is schaub la creatura?
Jordan Morgan
Overeem vs Curtis Blaydes
Aaron Wright
I want to see Magumbo fight Blaydes or Derrick Lewis next.
Mason Flores
Blaydes fought last week though
Easton Sullivan
Tiger definitely is. He's a mix of everything so much so he can't keep his damn eyes straight.
Alexander Nelson
I know, they would fight on UFC 225 in June, the Chicago card like Blaydes wants.
Nathan Morales
the GOAT returns soon (image very related)
Tyler Davis
based
Gavin Clark
*cringe*
Elijah Brown
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM ANTHONY HEY DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM
Camden Clark
it's all good my guy, i hold no grudges against blasphemers bless
Noah Foster
Cazzies will believe this, too.
Hudson Price
Hes German-Italian iirc, take that as you like
Christian Richardson
>Went from #2 p4p to fighting momma's boys and 2-5 in his last 7
USADA, I LOV YOU BOI
Brody Cox
I don't think it's USADA, he's shown the same weaknesses now that he did against Guida + injuries, his knees are fucked
Grayson Cooper
must be fucking sicilian lol
Mason Rivera
>tfw took a vacation from /heem/ after 221 and browsed Cred Forums for a bit
How has it been friends?
Jonathan Allen
So you left for a week.
Kayden Thompson
i'm pretty sure loads of the "personalities" have been banned. it's kind of been weird to be honest. the jannies have pretty much killed the entire general
Aaron Cox
We get it man, Pettis didn't get USADA'd it's just bad luck since drug testing started happening, we get it.
Sebastian Clark
Americans are the only relevant people when it comes to MMA
Andrew Richardson
the GOAT is Canadian though.
Tyler Mitchell
Good for you son. Now come give your old man a hug.
Landon Sanders
it's a good thing you guys fought a civil war to give blacks the right to fuck your women
>UFC 196: clean, looked like dogshit >UFC 200: on PEDs, failed drug test before the fight >UFC 214 on PEDs, won fight, failed drug test after the fight
That was your JON JONES AND USADA TIMELINE
(pic related; its you)
Zachary Harris
...
Easton Diaz
>whole MW division already deleted itself I think you meant to say, Romero already deleted the entire division.
Adam Phillips
Get over it.
Sebastian Davis
>>UFC 196
Jason Perez
Yet another reason the UFC numbering their events is dumb as shit There's too fucking many of them
Hudson Wood
>More control time >More strikes >More damage inflicted
You know you fuckers should really learn to acknowledge nick diaz as the goat
Justin Cruz
This guy will have a Robbie Lawler type resurgence this year.
Jaxon Davis
oh no we have an theodoroufag now too
Ryan Price
NEW
Levi Collins
Neck curls work
Easton Evans
How's this for a timeline:
DC beats Stipe for the HW belt. Meanwhile, it's determined that Jone's failed test was due to a tainted supplement and he only gets a 1 year ban which is retroactive back to July '17. Once and for all, the trilogy fight between DC and Jones is scheduled - this time for the Heavyweight championship. Jon knocks out DC with a spinning elbow followed by gnp in round 4. Two weeks later he gets popped for a failed drug test.
Thoughts?
Josiah Edwards
That'd be great
Samuel Jackson
7. Rocky V 6. Rocky III 5. Rocky Balboa (2006.) 4. Rocky II 3. Creed 2. Rocky 1. Rocky IV
Brayden Edwards
Would be funny at that point. I don't want to see the trilogy though, imagine DC going out 0-3 against Jones.
Asher Walker
if frankie edgar beats ortega does that put him into the GOAT conversation? remember he is the one fighter nate diaz publicly stated is not on steroids.
i don't watch fake shit but this list is accurate
Oliver Long
for sure jacare is a munster my guy
Aaron Robinson
wouldn't even be mad
Jose Perry
More like, Dana pays Jon Jones 2 million and some favors to throw the fight so DC can retire as champion and not kill himself or become 600 pounds
Jon continues on to be dominant and future champion until the year 2024
Robert Diaz
Only man to beat Romero in the UFC
Cooper Campbell
Prove it
Jason Bailey
Wait so there's really going to be ring guys?
Noah Perez
Nate Diaz testimony means shit 2 of his squad buddies have popped
David Reyes
how can you unironically not like frankie edgar? he's literally the only person from NJ who isn't a faggot.
Xavier Smith
Kek has Brunson learned fucking anything since that fight?
Juan Parker
No he hasn't and it happened in 2012.
Adam Brooks
he never said that his boys were clean, he ONLY stated that frankie edgar is clean, let that sink in. frankie only lost to roiders like aldo and benson
John Diaz
A little bland personality-wise.
Connor Thompson
ya its called not being a soyboy
Dylan Gonzalez
Top kek, Jackson-Wink looking on in disappointment in the background
James Gonzalez
Yoel, dowse yourself with water in between rounds to get extra rest, go on
Yoel, cover yourself with too much vaseline so you can get extra rest, go on
Yoel, grab the fence to prevent getting taken down, go on
Yoel, consume copious amounts of steroids to fight Jacare, go on
Yoel, intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke, go on
Kayden Morris
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anthony Robinson
huh? You don't make any sense
Carson Collins
good list if #1 means best movie and is decending
Brayden Ortiz
he's not some mandrama loud mouthed faggot, he's a real man
Alexander Cooper
this is objectively correct
Leo Nelson
stipe finna sleepay
Adrian Taylor
what happened to Ladd posting
Anthony Diaz
has there ever been someone in the title picture as long as reem to never win it? hes like the choke king
Anthony Collins
Frankie isnt clean
Juan Davis
ok
Nicholas Brown
For me its Junior Albini.
Logan Scott
conor looks like he's smoking in his instagram story
Camden Rivera
I agree, but what the fuck is this? I thought the 4th one was pretty renowned
Angel Carter
me on the left
Jacob Parker
The guy who spammed her got banned
Christian Morgan
I can't wait...Vanessa to see him
Liam Rogers
>intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke If you think he needed to weigh an extra 3 pounds to be able to KO Luke you're fucking delusional
Nicholas Phillips
no he's not he made this thread
Christopher Richardson
Great question. You might be right. Maybe Cerrone is up there with him
Jayden Davis
clinical
Jordan Walker
>no known weaknesses
Nicholas Cox
Looks like the commie critics got mad
Nicholas Johnson
make sure you're getting enough heem iron in your diet lads
virtually identical to the way she reacted to derrick lewis
Austin Davis
Going back and watching the MayMac pressers and I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment. How did we let that happen as a species lads?
Brody Johnson
Who will Reem's next opponent be? Blaydes?
Jaxson Sullivan
AY YO
FORM VOLTRON
Hudson Morales
>Creed fucking sucked "No"
Mason King
>Daddy tell me about this fight What do you say?
Joseph Watson
It was stupid, Tommy gun was a better boxer
Jordan Walker
The Laddposters left to Reddit where they felt more welcome
Matthew Gutierrez
>Be American >Flipping through channels >Check out what sports are on >See a fat black man talk about penetrating his wife deeply immediately followed by a chicano smoking marijuana next to some children
This happened to at least one person yesterday
Jack Ross
what makes Andrade so comfy for you? she's a killer for sure, but that's just it?
Logan Cook
ALICIA IM GOING DEEP TONIGHT BABY
Landon Butler
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Landon Thompson
la quintaesencia americana
Chase Walker
how come the ugliest chicks are always the hottest to me?
Owen Harris
YEAAHHH!! YEAHHHHHH!!! YEEEAAHHH!!!
Parker Cooper
whats the second rating? people think rocky balboa is more popcorn than rocky 1 wtf
Lucas Long
its like my mind blanks out the ugliness because of their bodies but i still know that fugly face is there
Nolan Hernandez
The popcorn are normie plebs like us and the tomato is >tfw too intelligent "film critics"
Landon Harris
imagine rating fake fighting rocky is faker than wwe
Easton Thompson
It's mostly that. Her fights are consistently entertaining. Plus I find butch lesbians adorable, and it really enrages that swedish guy, which I consider an end in itself.
>Have a great retirement Junior. Now come here and give your old man a hug for old times sake. I’m proud of you son.
floyd btfo! /box/ btfo!
Elijah Anderson
@81757414 @81757331 there's a reason no one ever gives you (You)'s you lame idiot
Aiden Jenkins
/heem/ would be better if there were fewer WHITE MEN
Juan Phillips
its not her face, she has midget proportions, still would ngl.
Cameron Cruz
>He actually thought Floyd was going to step into the octagon at age 40
Nathan Gray
i like how colby tries to use some wwe gimmick like he's an alpha male when he ran to the cops and cried to dana cause werdum threw a plastic toy at him. can't wait for him to lose his next fight night comain event on fox sports 1
I don't fucking get the video. It's a random normal looking old dude on his phone and then Colby says its NerdBash time???? Why not find some Switch playing soyboy to bully? Colby fucking sucks at memes. If he ever fights Woodley I hope Tyron takes his head off in the name of reparations, and I say that as a white boi lol.
Jonathan Kelly
...
Eli Smith
Finally gets a fight that isn't fixed. Is crying like a little bitch. Japanese MMA was a mistake.
Brayden Phillips
Just take the L calendar. The mods figured you out. Your days of spamming /heem/ are done.
What happened back stage between Roy Nelson and Matt mitrione?
Alexander James
Yoel, be better than everyone even though your neck just broke and you're 40 years old
>Ok
Isaiah Rogers
It's a bully gimmick. Old man was just chilling and decided to mess with him. Even if you haven't done anything wrong he's still going to mess with you.He's basically doing a more awful version of Carlito from WWE.
Dominic Gray
jesus those last shots by floyd shows how fast he is.
Josiah Reyes
Sauce on that clip. What song is she dancing to?
Aaron Wright
What do you mean
Isaiah Garcia
Ask your mother
Oliver Butler
Floyd ducks, Mcgregor takes his back, and holds him, Hits the back of his head a lot.
Yeah floyd panic'd, boxers dont break the rules so bad like that so he just kind of ducked it out, but then he finally realized he could just turn towards him because mcgregor let go of the hold so he does and fires back.
Brayden Hall
Watch his interview with Ariel today. Meathead said he lost all respect for him after what happened backstage after the fight
Isaac Bailey
why did blaydes go up 4 rankings but ngannou is still at 1
Camden Sullivan
because he's good and smart enough to beat hunt, whom is now a gatekeeper
Liam Cook
Why did the UFC offload Will Brooks? He was entertaining
Isaiah Phillips
Because he went 1-8
Brayden Foster
im asking about ngannou whose performance vs stipe was worse than hunt's vs blaydes
Alexander Sullivan
Do you mean Phil Brooks?
Justin Baker
Ill Will, he had a 3 fight skid but was fun to watch
Michael Richardson
just chilling
cazzies
Benjamin Ortiz
>post yfw Ferguson chokes out Khabib and Gooby
Luke Phillips
...
Landon Young
actual not idiot heavyweight rankings:
Stipe Miocic (Daniel Cormier) Cain Velasquez Fabricio Werdum Alistair Overeem Curtis Blaydes Derrick Lewis Francis Ngannou Alexander Volkov Mark Hunt Stefan Struve Marcin Tybura
but where would jones and the mauler go?
Aaron Turner
Remember his sad attempt to talk smack in Spanish to Werdum
Isaiah Young
I will not lose to anyone Never bend do not lose to anyone if there is a strong feeling I will not lose
Jackson Williams
Stipe Miocic (Daniel Cormier)/(Jon Jones) Cain Velasquez Fabricio Werdum Alistair Overeem (Gus) Curtis Blaydes Derrick Lewis Francis Ngannou Alexander Volkov Mark Hunt Stefan Struve Marcin Tybura
Levi Allen
Ok but where would Rumble fit in?
Cameron Fisher
>Cain over Werdum
Wyatt Martinez
>cuando yo eh-stoy blanda callate
Hispandex here. Fabricio was talking some pretty good shit in Spanish honestly.
Jeremiah Rogers
Dumble is just a smaller version of Frank Mgumbo. He gets exposed by anybody with a decent takedown and enough of brain left to use it.
Logan Harris
this Cain is the biggest hypejob in the history of the division
Christopher Scott
...
Grayson Torres
Who wins: Khabib or Tony?
Michael Foster
Yeah I think he grew up in Spain and he also did UFC commentary on Fox Deportes
Camden Lopez
Literally Rebbit: The Question
Xavier Parker
Grow up.
Josiah Sullivan
Khony 2012
Julian Bennett
>Deport
If only!
Caleb Murphy
Triggered
Cameron Ward
>I think he grew up in Spain He did. His family's still around i think. Think about the crazy talent he is that he didn't get dragged down by shitty spanish training
Easton Barnes
E L E V A T I O N also Verdum lost to Overeem AND the current champ
Gavin Long
>Werdum lost to Overeem "no"
Kayden Johnson
>Muh cardio man >Can only rely on his cardio on certain days when all the planets align and all the conditions are perfect Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.
Jace Morris
>Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings. did you see the sloppy pissfest between Lewis and Typoora last night? those are both Top 10 HWs. the division is just garbage and full of bums.
Jacob Hughes
What round does Khabib finish Tony in. I think the 1st, easily? He's actually going to go for the finish in this fight unlike against Edson.
Grayson Sullivan
Yes, and I stand by what I said.
Jeremiah Perry
>Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.
wat this is retarded
Kevin Hernandez
kek he looks like he'd make a decent goalkeeper
Benjamin Rivera
Reminder to purchase 226 if you can, to support actual deserved superfights like Cormier vs. Stipe and not overly marketed force-fed shit like McGregor vs Alvarez
Jackson Bennett
>buying a PooFC ppv >ever mate,
Wyatt Taylor
Do you live anywhere near Yukon, leaf? I've been killing time on street view and it looks comfy as. >Muh marketable beaner I hope he gets slept by Mbongo on his return so his meme dies.
Zachary Rodriguez
So... You want to know the... special name I call Brendan Schaub, hmmm? ... Well... come a little closer and I'll tell you... ... That's it... closer... ... I call him... ... ... ...
Blibbon Scowb.
Jose Lewis
Will Thiccenzie beat Yoder? Yoder doesn't have any KO's and most of her wins are subs.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Flahun Vosch
Xavier Richardson
Do any of you play UFC3? I tried it out for like 30-40 minutes and got bored. I wish I could get my 60$ back.
Justin Baker
Today I was in McDonalds and the black girl at the counter said to me "Have you seen Black Panther yet? You really should."
I told her to hurry up with my meal or I'll call the manager.
Anthony Collins
Who is responsible for this?
Owen Gray
>Stop worrying about kids >Get a free switch Sign me in
Grayson Ramirez
*gets a huge pop*
Jacob Anderson
Yeah. Real question is whether she can keep making weight
Juan Myers
what's going on with "who the fook is" that guy?
two fights of the night in a row, gonna fight for a second time in two months, might be blazing through the ladder over a decade after joining
Samuel James
I don't think that's real fighting; it's some pornographic thing that betas like.
Thomas Ross
He's gonna lose to Emmet. Sorry bud
Benjamin Roberts
I wondered the same thing, ain't many contenders at FW and he may well beat the piss out of Emmett. Division's starting to look like LHW, unfortunately
Camden Perez
I want The Ultimate Gaming Experience™.
Brayden Turner
emmett is the epitome of a meme. i actually can't believe he's ranked that high off one lucky punch against Lamas
Easton Brooks
He also missed weight didn't he? Stephens will flush him. And I never picked Stephens.
Dylan Parker
yeah he missed weight by 3 lbs and now he's rank fucking #4 (four) !!!!!! absolutely unbelievable that this nigga is ranked above Swanson, Elkins, and obviously Jeremy Stephens as well.
Jack Thompson
Its cause you have low self esteem yet a big ego, and the fact that you could actually fuck them is realistic and turns you on.
Brayden Baker
How is it possible to be this smug after getting TKO'd in front of 80 000 people?
Blake Ramirez
wait.. THIS is $65?!
Eli Nelson
>cameraman behind her sneaks in a cheeky ass shot
Jaxon Torres
How will she do in her MMA debut?
Nathan Long
Didn't Usman already call out Till then pussy out? Is there anyone who actually believes Darren Till will be anything other than the future GOAT?
Owen Edwards
Darren Till is never going to fight again sorry to say friend
Alexander Cook
Rematch Ngannou Overeem wins this time
Robert Cox
She'll lose to /ourgirl/
Samuel Young
4'11
Colton Jackson
>Zabit vs Artem
William Martin
I mean , just commit suicide if you’re that size
Alexander Sanchez
finally an MMA fighter i could unironically beat. literally just knee him in the head lmao