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inb4 deleted. Welcome back

Young man its been a while, THANK YOU!

this is the thread

Just missing the heem news but thanks a bunch!

That's an odd bull

gotta keep it rare to keep it special

Overeem beats Ngannou in rematch, trust me.

Who's that gook? Was she cleaning houses before become a fighter? wtf

fuck you irish faggot and your lesbo chimp too

bi nguyen is pretty hot

why are you so angry my friend?

hmmm ok maybe a 7/10 Post more pics

>the 28-year-old Vick (8-0, 4-0 UFC) competes at 155 pounds. But the 6’3” Vick’s “walking-around” weight hovers near 185. That means he cuts as much as 30 pounds during fight week.

>cutlets

orangutanus roidus

Future MW champ

>Ngannou winning
>everyone on the Nogtrain
>Ngannou loses
>everyone off the Nogtrain
>coming soon:
>Ngannou wins
>everyone back on the Nogtrain

Who?

Rude

Black Beast looked terrible as usual last night

Besides the low IQ cazzies, I think most of /heem/ is of the consensus that Ngannou has alot of potential but very little time to use that potential (Already almost 40)

jessica andrade is my number 1 cutie

Indeed, chimpanzees have been shown to be about four times as strong as humans comparable in size, according to evolutionary biologist Alan Walker, formerly of Pennsylvania State University. Research suggests the difference in strength between the two lies in the muscle performance.

did he though? he blasted Tybura with brutal punches, he was simply just conserving his energy until that point

brendan schaub : wtf I love bbc again?

6'7"
154 lbs

Yes he did.

r u a girl

she's adorable
that's interesting friend, but we were talking about the ufc strawweight contender Jessica Andrade.

Like humans, chimpanzees have sex year-round. When a female is in heat, the skin around her genitals becomes pink and swollen — a clear sexual signal to males. ... These experienced females have the most sex, but most females do mate with several males in the community, and sometimes with males in other communities

friendly reminder OP is the spammer

don't you guys remember Will Chope? he got gadooshed by Holloway and then pulled from his next fight for domestic violence or some shit. He's 6'4 FW

5"11" 96kg reporting in.
If you're anywhere near my height, or above, and you weigh less than 90kg, off yourself (just do it).

Andrade is a disgusting monkey pigdemon.
Claudia is #1.

he's so good looking... i wish i could have at least one quarter of his looks

You seem confused.

nice trips, why do you spam us?

Future MW GOAT

I read in an old "Guiness Book Of World Records" that someone taught some chimpanzees to deadlift, and a 165 pound chimpanzee deadlifted 600 lbs. A 350 pound gorilla can surely lift more than a 165 pound chimpanzee, but the Cube-Square Law says not twice as much.

What weigth class did Sage fight in last night? I think it might have been LW. Perhaps he shold stick to WW.

Imagine spamming your own thread to try and get it more popular.
>undefeated at LW
>2 losses at WW
>should go back to WW

Would love to share a kiss with him after he's just heemed his opponent (no homo).

I *think* he won his last fight as WW (the fight prior to yesterday's fight; it was against Quinones) and he looked great in that fight.
But this time I got the impression he was at LW and apparently his win was dodgy.

Who?

>Best Hispanic fighters are all chicanos

Really makes you pensar.

her nickname is "bate estaca", it means piledriver in portuguese

people don't wanna believe it but that aztec/inca blood is some serious shit. They can take a hammer to the head and still keep moving for an extra 10-30 seconds. angry mexicans are natural brawlers.

What makes some women take up combat sports?
And why do people even watch women's combat sports?

>I *think* he won his last fight as WW
no he didnt, this information is easily found online, perhaps you should look first

Definition of a cutbaby.

>What makes some women take up combat sports

In the case of attractive ones, I'd say it's probably mental illness. That's the only way I can explain why some of the objectively cuter female fighters end up choosing a career where they get punched in the head for a living.

That or wanting attention by forcing yourself into a traditionally male dominated field.

I think female fighters are all mental midgets.

The same way people take up wasting hours of their lives posting on an anonymous anime imageboard.

I'll be taking picks this week again bros, we need someone to step up after the death of calender.

I'm not a le photoshop master but I have some good 4chin experience. For instance this week I'll be using literally Goofy the dog from Disney as the Goof (since it's in Disney World Orlando) I'll be collecting picks Wednesday

Bless

Dumb post.

Calm down fatass.

We get it man, He's a monster. We get it

women like power,money and mess with other women. All these are included in combat sports

I'm lowkey built like Sean O'Malley

Alot of them have been practicing martial arts their whole life due to a father figure or maybe the schools wrestling team and the opportunities come. Their opponents are other small women, easy ass roster if you actually learn some khabib/tony level jujitsu.

It's a easy paycheck, you can fight and have a job at the same time. I mean why wouldn't you? It's easier to be a women's flyweight champion than it is to be a model.

shit like this shows just how hard it is to win money on mma. we have the most knowledgeable experts that exist and even then only 1 of 50 gets it right

there is nothing more entertaing than two crackhead eses that hate each other,getting cte for 10k while walking out to vato music

If I was in charge I would establish a spic division especially for cholo bangers

We get it, Yoel is 40 maaan

We get it

5th Amendment

I hope our natty GOAT Costa polishes up his striking. He's got the power but the technique isn't quite there yet.

I really wanna see him get the strap one day.

>Sloob has a Queen of Spades tat

LMAO, why has no one ever discussed this, do you cucks know what it means?

first question: probably attention seeking

second question: female combat sports, especially with grappling, have some sexual appeal, i believe people watch it with some sexual / fetishist curiosity

Nah, he clearly has every suit tattooed. If you want to see a real queen of spades tattoo look at Gustaffson, he doesn't even try to hide it. A true, proud Swede.

So does gustafson lmao, but you realise this is a fringe cuck meme 99.99999% of people dont know?

Are you the hue that predicts many things?

nope

Why would you know about stuff like this unless you've deeply researched it?

...

wow this calendar guy must be stopped

The multiple personality disorder in that bloke is a bit concerning.

I thought they shut down the archives a couple of months ago, what happened

Because I’m an avid visitor of Cred Forums.com

>casually mention to my mum that I could heem her
>she takes away my UFC 3 game
What the fuck I'll heem her next time.

Why does she have such long nails? Isn't that hazardous?

Just what DOES he mean by this?

Not the same tat you mong

Number of black cocks he's taken in his boipussy

Stephens
Andrade (by decision)
OSP
Platinum

Free moment

are you even the GOAT on there? I'm going 9-1 my only loss at the TUF finale so far and I'm piecing up these fatboys with nothing but jabs, uppercuts, and the occasional leg kick

I fucking guarantee Stylebender browses/has browsed heem before

I fucking guarantee Derrick Lewis browses/has browsed heem before

>Ariel interviews non-ranked fighter about charity or something else boring as fuck and not mma related

you mean THE NEW JON JONES!!?!?

>swede
>blonde wife

you know the rest

Israel Adesanya

What about Court McGee?

wait a sec, he did another half spade for the DC fight? what a cuck

You guys are embarrassing _____ _______.

...

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ok assuming they do RDA/Tyrone then who does Colby fight? Colby vs Wondermeme?

Are you revved? Enjoy the ban btw.

Give him Santiago

>who does Colby fight
Darren Till but he knows there's a strong chance he'd lose.

thats a good call, eye pokey santiago needs to get wrestlefucked
I like this fight too

post slags lads

youtube.com/watch?v=avOkrn3kLsI

Yoel despises Luke now

Yeah, well I despise Yoel

whos this milf?

Do you know where you are, Luke?

As much as I like yoel, I often fear he may be mentally retarded

Borrachina v Weidman

Ufc book it!!

ebin meme, pathetic luke hater

prime schaub would heem ngannou

Borrachina is fighting Uriah Hall apparently.. but I wouldnt be surprised if that fight never happens

When will there be UFC in Arizona

You should include the last 2 prelims to stick with the 6 fight format

this is fake news

hes talking about bisping

When will there be UFC in beautiful Haiti

I'm sorry your boy got knocked the fuck out last weekend. Really, I am.

>I KISS HIM BECAUSE HE IS JUDAS

It's okay to be Luke

sounds like youre the retard here m8

yoel is mentally deficient

/heem/ is loyal to the soldier of god

mistaking his inability to express himself in english as stupidity makes you sound like youre sub 90iq

You're as good as mentally retarded if you dont know english in 2018

If Yoel heems Whittaker and retires would he be the GOAT MW?

lol calendar pretending not to be calendar just so he can take picks

Calendar puts more effort

>Lithuania
guess 99% of your country is mentally retarded then lmaoooooo

calendar pretending not to be calendar so the mods don't delete his posts ftfy

The future is Vick and their is absolutely nothing you can do about it

True, we have the lowest iq in the EU

yes or no

well Usman goofed himself off the map with his last "performance" so I would say no

Yes, but give usman a shock collar that zaps him anytime he goes to the ground and let werdum be on the outside with unlimited boomerangs. Then I might pay for a card with either of them on it.

>True, we have the lowest iq in the EU
more proof to ignore every post done by your flag

feels good to be 135iq

Covington vs. RDA is the fight to make

It'd be tough to say. His run in the UFC has definitely been a great one, but Anderson was the champ for a long time and defending his belt 10 fucking times, taking multiple LHW fights throughout that time too. I would definitely feel comfortable calling Yoel the best middleweight post-Silva era though if he could beat Whittaker.

Yes. Both guys are too full of themselves and it'd be nice that one of them would lose and have to eat humble pie.

What is your maximum bench press for reps?

Who else is betting the house on Ortega?

I feel like I know what's coming

200 in a row on a decline with feet up one foot on a stepup

im working like 10hours a day now its hell. Karen Montes next goat Paige Sletten

I am picking Ortega unironically

Why does he have the BLACKED haircut?

if romero beats whittaker in the rematch dana will start shopping for a super fight because the whole MW division already deleted itself

whats the spammers obsession with calendar?

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Ortega that is

paige vanzant is unironically trying to get on a show called "say yes to the dress" where fat american women pick out overpriced wedding dresses

karen montes looked all dolled up what's her deal trying to get married?

>Contractually obligated

he's a cholo gangster from the hood
I know right, Im betting on him in the Holloway fight too

we had a quiet week without that idiot around, or at least having to lay low because the mods kept deleting his posts

El creatura....

>anderson
>steroids
fuck off

>yoel
>steroids
fuck off

>jones
>steroids
fuck off

if everybody was taking steroids, wgaf if some people are. but they're not, so these fucking losers can get fucked

usman is garbage and overhyped

colby has actually beaten a top 5 opponent and is a better wrestler than mister 30%

what's your obsession with calendar?

Let him comeback against Magoomba

natty king?

I feel kind of bad for them desu

I LOB YOU BOI

shame you cant use roids on your chin

At least Chris has never KO'ed

Tfw kickboxing is more exciting than mma

Yes

The fight may be so boring it creates a wormhole

>Discount chalkskin Overeem
Yes please

Usman vs Meek was a much better showing than Covington vs Maia

why did they even sign Brian Camozzi, his run was embarrassing

'no'

What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?

Meek is a bum, Maia isn't

Does GSP have the highest fight IQ out of any fighter in the history of MMA?

I struggle to think of any other athletes that have imposed their will on their opponents in such a dominant fashion.

Maia ended any hype momentum covington had. How do you let 'the' bjj specialist outstrike you. He is not bangkok ready.

>inb4 but he was just letting maia gas himself by hitting his fist with his face dozens of times

*taps to strikes*

jon jones for sure has higher fight iq. probably highest ever. he's carlsen and gsp is kasparov

I'd say this gentleman is a close second

GET READY

Covington's striking sucks and he was scared to grapple. What about that performance impressed anyone?

*gets heemed*

His next fight is gonna answer a lot of questions.

Reem vs Lewis

Is it though? Overeem is Overeem at this point. What questions are left for him?

black bees vs magumboo is the fight to make

is his retard level fight iq going to devolve into mouse brain fight iq

>What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?

MMA doesn't have a lot of hardcore sports fans. Compared to fans who are really into baseball/basketball/football etc. That's been a known fact for a long time.

I'm not sure about this but I'll guess there's a good amount of crossover between fake wrestling and MMA. Maybe even more than MMA and any actual sport. Don't know for sure though.

There's no one left for him to fight. He should try and see if he can get a Hendo type deal and get a title shot for his last fight. Tired of seeing him getting heem'd. He could get heem'd by a toothpick at this point.

and to expand on that maybe that's why there's so much spam on /heem/, it's people who don't give a shit about sports or any other sport than mma.

maybe it's like someone who doesn't give a shit about television/film except one big movie and just spams the shit out of it on Cred Forums

is schaub la creatura?

Overeem vs Curtis Blaydes

I want to see Magumbo fight Blaydes or Derrick Lewis next.

Blaydes fought last week though

Tiger definitely is. He's a mix of everything so much so he can't keep his damn eyes straight.

I know, they would fight on UFC 225 in June, the Chicago card like Blaydes wants.

the GOAT returns soon (image very related)

based

*cringe*

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM ANTHONY
HEY
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM

it's all good my guy, i hold no grudges against blasphemers
bless

Cazzies will believe this, too.

Hes German-Italian iirc, take that as you like

>Went from #2 p4p to fighting momma's boys and 2-5 in his last 7

USADA, I LOV YOU BOI

I don't think it's USADA, he's shown the same weaknesses now that he did against Guida + injuries, his knees are fucked

must be fucking sicilian lol

>tfw took a vacation from /heem/ after 221 and browsed Cred Forums for a bit

How has it been friends?

So you left for a week.

i'm pretty sure loads of the "personalities" have been banned.
it's kind of been weird to be honest.
the jannies have pretty much killed the entire general

We get it man, Pettis didn't get USADA'd it's just bad luck since drug testing started happening, we get it.

Americans are the only relevant people when it comes to MMA

the GOAT is Canadian though.

Good for you son. Now come give your old man a hug.

it's a good thing you guys fought a civil war to give blacks the right to fuck your women

youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

>the GOAT is Canadian though.

A german Jew perhaps?

My backpack only has one strap.

do americans REALLY do this??

>apparently nick diaz is canadian

>the GOAT is canadian
Big Rigg is Canadian?

Reem bless lad

@(You) good shit

USADA JONES: A TIMELINE

>UFC 196: clean, looked like dogshit
>UFC 200: on PEDs, failed drug test before the fight
>UFC 214 on PEDs, won fight, failed drug test after the fight

That was your JON JONES AND USADA TIMELINE

(pic related; its you)

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>whole MW division already deleted itself
I think you meant to say, Romero already deleted the entire division.

Get over it.

>>UFC 196

Yet another reason the UFC numbering their events is dumb as shit
There's too fucking many of them

>More control time
>More strikes
>More damage inflicted

based canada

GSP used steroids throughout his entire career.

the spammer is weird

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/maximum bench/

You linked to more than one Canadian.

You know you fuckers should really learn to acknowledge nick diaz as the goat

This guy will have a Robbie Lawler type resurgence this year.

oh no we have an theodoroufag now too

NEW

Neck curls work

How's this for a timeline:

DC beats Stipe for the HW belt. Meanwhile, it's determined that Jone's failed test was due to a tainted supplement and he only gets a 1 year ban which is retroactive back to July '17. Once and for all, the trilogy fight between DC and Jones is scheduled - this time for the Heavyweight championship. Jon knocks out DC with a spinning elbow followed by gnp in round 4. Two weeks later he gets popped for a failed drug test.

Thoughts?

That'd be great

7. Rocky V
6. Rocky III
5. Rocky Balboa (2006.)
4. Rocky II
3. Creed
2. Rocky
1. Rocky IV

Would be funny at that point.
I don't want to see the trilogy though, imagine DC going out 0-3 against Jones.

if frankie edgar beats ortega does that put him into the GOAT conversation? remember he is the one fighter nate diaz publicly stated is not on steroids.

i don't watch fake shit but this list is accurate

for sure jacare is a munster my guy

wouldn't even be mad

More like, Dana pays Jon Jones 2 million and some favors to throw the fight so DC can retire as champion and not kill himself or become 600 pounds

Jon continues on to be dominant and future champion until the year 2024

Only man to beat Romero in the UFC

Prove it

Wait so there's really going to be ring guys?

Nate Diaz testimony means shit 2 of his squad buddies have popped

how can you unironically not like frankie edgar? he's literally the only person from NJ who isn't a faggot.

Kek has Brunson learned fucking anything since that fight?

No he hasn't and it happened in 2012.

he never said that his boys were clean, he ONLY stated that frankie edgar is clean, let that sink in. frankie only lost to roiders like aldo and benson

A little bland personality-wise.

ya its called not being a soyboy

Top kek, Jackson-Wink looking on in disappointment in the background

Yoel, dowse yourself with water in between rounds to get extra rest, go on

Yoel, cover yourself with too much vaseline so you can get extra rest, go on

Yoel, grab the fence to prevent getting taken down, go on

Yoel, consume copious amounts of steroids to fight Jacare, go on

Yoel, intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke, go on

OH NO NO NO NO NO

huh? You don't make any sense

good list if #1 means best movie and is decending

he's not some mandrama loud mouthed faggot, he's a real man

this is objectively correct

stipe finna sleepay

what happened to Ladd posting

has there ever been someone in the title picture as long as reem to never win it? hes like the choke king

Frankie isnt clean

ok

For me its Junior Albini.

conor looks like he's smoking in his instagram story

I agree, but what the fuck is this? I thought the 4th one was pretty renowned

me on the left

The guy who spammed her got banned

I can't wait...Vanessa to see him

>intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke
If you think he needed to weigh an extra 3 pounds to be able to KO Luke you're fucking delusional

no he's not he made this thread

Great question. You might be right. Maybe Cerrone is up there with him

clinical

>no known weaknesses

Looks like the commie critics got mad

make sure you're getting enough heem iron in your diet lads

hemochromatosishelp.com/heme-iron-vs-non-heme-iron/

vegans can fuck off

Creed fucking sucked
Rocky 1
III
II
IV
SHIT

did donald cerrone really call out khabib

LOL

i like how it's actually pronounced heem

Name pls

You just know.

virtually identical to the way she reacted to derrick lewis

Going back and watching the MayMac pressers and I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment. How did we let that happen as a species lads?

Who will Reem's next opponent be? Blaydes?

AY YO

FORM VOLTRON

>Creed fucking sucked
"No"

>Daddy tell me about this fight
What do you say?

It was stupid, Tommy gun was a better boxer

The Laddposters left to Reddit where they felt more welcome

>Be American
>Flipping through channels
>Check out what sports are on
>See a fat black man talk about penetrating his wife deeply immediately followed by a chicano smoking marijuana next to some children

This happened to at least one person yesterday

what makes Andrade so comfy for you? she's a killer for sure, but that's just it?

ALICIA IM GOING DEEP TONIGHT BABY

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

la quintaesencia americana

how come the ugliest chicks are always the hottest to me?

YEAAHHH!!
YEAHHHHHH!!!
YEEEAAHHH!!!

whats the second rating? people think rocky balboa is more popcorn than rocky 1 wtf

its like my mind blanks out the ugliness because of their bodies but i still know that fugly face is there

The popcorn are normie plebs like us and the tomato is >tfw too intelligent "film critics"

imagine rating fake fighting
rocky is faker than wwe

It's mostly that. Her fights are consistently entertaining. Plus I find butch lesbians adorable, and it really enrages that swedish guy, which I consider an end in itself.

i'm like that too

YEAHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Have a great retirement Junior. Now come here and give your old man a hug for old times sake. I’m proud of you son.

floyd btfo! /box/ btfo!

@81757414
@81757331
there's a reason no one ever gives you (You)'s you lame idiot

/heem/ would be better if there were fewer WHITE MEN

its not her face, she has midget proportions, still would ngl.

>He actually thought Floyd was going to step into the octagon at age 40

i like how colby tries to use some wwe gimmick like he's an alpha male when he ran to the cops and cried to dana cause werdum threw a plastic toy at him. can't wait for him to lose his next fight night comain event on fox sports 1

>49-1

floyd is /ourguy/ desu. he did what /heem/ wanted

This

What did we want again?

I'm a home-cooked meal

POINT TO THE EASY MONEY

Whitebois finna stay taking Ls

updates on RENA's situation?

This is like a really bad 80's mandrama gimmick:

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/964961552662192128

hes just a reddit mike perry

I don't fucking get the video. It's a random normal looking old dude on his phone and then Colby says its NerdBash time????
Why not find some Switch playing soyboy to bully?
Colby fucking sucks at memes.
If he ever fights Woodley I hope Tyron takes his head off in the name of reparations, and I say that as a white boi lol.

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Finally gets a fight that isn't fixed. Is crying like a little bitch.
Japanese MMA was a mistake.

Just take the L calendar. The mods figured you out. Your days of spamming /heem/ are done.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/page/1/

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/page/2/

Keep crying

How much did she have to pay Olive Spa for shaming them with her pathetic display?

The one time the mods have been based

Feels like just yesterday I was watching Cerrone heem Yancy

Where does the time go bros...

>Renan Barao fights on Saturday

Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace?

BASED

Josh Koscheck

will he even make weight, probably not

fucking casuals

walk around weight is out of camp being lazy weight, aka 230lbs for hendrix

there's no way vick starts his weight cut on fight week at 185lbs

I want 29-0 Barao back

youtube.com/watch?v=uwP04-diHtc

What happened back stage between Roy Nelson and Matt mitrione?

Yoel, be better than everyone even though your neck just broke and you're 40 years old

>Ok

It's a bully gimmick. Old man was just chilling and decided to mess with him. Even if you haven't done anything wrong he's still going to mess with you.He's basically doing a more awful version of Carlito from WWE.

jesus those last shots by floyd shows how fast he is.

Sauce on that clip. What song is she dancing to?

What do you mean

Ask your mother

Floyd ducks, Mcgregor takes his back, and holds him, Hits the back of his head a lot.

Yeah floyd panic'd, boxers dont break the rules so bad like that so he just kind of ducked it out, but then he finally realized he could just turn towards him because mcgregor let go of the hold so he does and fires back.

Watch his interview with Ariel today. Meathead said he lost all respect for him after what happened backstage after the fight

why did blaydes go up 4 rankings but ngannou is still at 1

because he's good and smart enough to beat hunt, whom is now a gatekeeper

Why did the UFC offload Will Brooks? He was entertaining

Because he went 1-8

im asking about ngannou whose performance vs stipe was worse than hunt's vs blaydes

Do you mean Phil Brooks?

Ill Will, he had a 3 fight skid but was fun to watch

just chilling

cazzies

>post yfw Ferguson chokes out Khabib and Gooby

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actual not idiot heavyweight rankings:

Stipe Miocic
(Daniel Cormier)
Cain Velasquez
Fabricio Werdum
Alistair Overeem
Curtis Blaydes
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Alexander Volkov
Mark Hunt
Stefan Struve
Marcin Tybura

but where would jones and the mauler go?

Remember his sad attempt to talk smack in Spanish to Werdum

I will not lose to anyone Never bend do not lose to anyone if there is a strong feeling I will not lose

Stipe Miocic
(Daniel Cormier)/(Jon Jones)
Cain Velasquez
Fabricio Werdum
Alistair Overeem
(Gus)
Curtis Blaydes
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Alexander Volkov
Mark Hunt
Stefan Struve
Marcin Tybura

Ok but where would Rumble fit in?

>Cain over Werdum

>cuando yo eh-stoy blanda callate

Hispandex here. Fabricio was talking some pretty good shit in Spanish honestly.

Dumble is just a smaller version of Frank Mgumbo. He gets exposed by anybody with a decent takedown and enough of brain left to use it.

this
Cain is the biggest hypejob in the history of the division

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Who wins: Khabib or Tony?

Yeah I think he grew up in Spain and he also did UFC commentary on Fox Deportes

Literally Rebbit: The Question

Grow up.

Khony 2012

>Deport

If only!

Triggered

>I think he grew up in Spain
He did. His family's still around i think.
Think about the crazy talent he is that he didn't get dragged down by shitty spanish training

E L E V A T I O N
also Verdum lost to Overeem AND the current champ

>Werdum lost to Overeem
"no"

>Muh cardio man
>Can only rely on his cardio on certain days when all the planets align and all the conditions are perfect
Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.

>Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.
did you see the sloppy pissfest between Lewis and Typoora last night? those are both Top 10 HWs. the division is just garbage and full of bums.

What round does Khabib finish Tony in. I think the 1st, easily? He's actually going to go for the finish in this fight unlike against Edson.

Yes, and I stand by what I said.

>Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.

wat this is retarded

kek he looks like he'd make a decent goalkeeper

Reminder to purchase 226 if you can, to support actual deserved superfights like Cormier vs. Stipe and not overly marketed force-fed shit like McGregor vs Alvarez

>buying a PooFC ppv
>ever
mate,

Do you live anywhere near Yukon, leaf? I've been killing time on street view and it looks comfy as.
>Muh marketable beaner
I hope he gets slept by Mbongo on his return so his meme dies.

So... You want to know the... special name I call Brendan Schaub, hmmm?
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Well... come a little closer and I'll tell you...
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That's it... closer...
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I call him...
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Blibbon Scowb.

Will Thiccenzie beat Yoder? Yoder doesn't have any KO's and most of her wins are subs.

Flahun Vosch

Do any of you play UFC3? I tried it out for like 30-40 minutes and got bored. I wish I could get my 60$ back.

Today I was in McDonalds and the black girl at the counter said to me "Have you seen Black Panther yet? You really should."

I told her to hurry up with my meal or I'll call the manager.

Who is responsible for this?

>Stop worrying about kids
>Get a free switch
Sign me in

*gets a huge pop*

Yeah. Real question is whether she can keep making weight

what's going on with "who the fook is" that guy?

two fights of the night in a row, gonna fight for a second time in two months, might be blazing through the ladder over a decade after joining

I don't think that's real fighting; it's some pornographic thing that betas like.

He's gonna lose to Emmet. Sorry bud

I wondered the same thing, ain't many contenders at FW and he may well beat the piss out of Emmett. Division's starting to look like LHW, unfortunately

I want The Ultimate Gaming Experience™.

emmett is the epitome of a meme.
i actually can't believe he's ranked that high off one lucky punch against Lamas

He also missed weight didn't he? Stephens will flush him. And I never picked Stephens.

yeah he missed weight by 3 lbs and now he's rank fucking #4 (four) !!!!!!
absolutely unbelievable that this nigga is ranked above Swanson, Elkins, and obviously Jeremy Stephens as well.

Its cause you have low self esteem yet a big ego, and the fact that you could actually fuck them is realistic and turns you on.

How is it possible to be this smug after getting TKO'd in front of 80 000 people?

wait.. THIS is $65?!

>cameraman behind her sneaks in a cheeky ass shot

How will she do in her MMA debut?

Didn't Usman already call out Till then pussy out?
Is there anyone who actually believes Darren Till will be anything other than the future GOAT?

Darren Till is never going to fight again
sorry to say friend

Rematch Ngannou
Overeem wins this time

She'll lose to /ourgirl/

4'11

>Zabit vs Artem

I mean , just commit suicide if you’re that size

finally an MMA fighter i could unironically beat.
literally just knee him in the head lmao

But he was 6-0 and a decorated wrestler