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Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

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02/23 - ACB 81: Carneiro vs Saidov- 11am ET
02/23 - TKO 42: Laramie vs Nogueira - 8pm ET
02/24 - Cage Warriors 90: McCall vs Tyrell - 1pm ET
02/24 - UFC ON FOX 28: Emmett vs Stephens - 9pm ET
03/02 - LFA 34: Watley vs Jenkins - 7pm ET
03/02 - Bellator 195: Caldwell vs Higo - 9pm ET
03/03 - Glory 51: Rotterdam
03/03 - KSW 42: Narkun vs Khalidov - 10am ET
03/03 - Cage Warriors 91: Reed vs Kovacevic - 1pm ET
03/03 - UFC 222: Holloway vs Edgar - 10pm ET
03/09 - BAMMA 34: Lohore vs Brazier - 4:30pm ET
03/17 - UFC Fight Night 127: Werdum vs Volkov - 9pm ET

The MMA Hour - 02/19/18
youtube.com/watch?v=LzRio5kzGkk

FREE FIGHTS:
Bi Nguyen vs Cassie Robb
youtube.com/watch?v=yYKa4E7K-Gc
Greg Hardy vs Ryan Chester
twitter.com/PatDoneyNBC5/status/964681395690852352

Kookies Vlogs
Episode #1 - youtube.com/watch?v=5DKr28Njs30
Episode #2- youtube.com/watch?v=5Jg2J6z_9oc

/mma/ News:
Yancy Medeiros after stoppage in 'Cowboy' loss: 'Where's Mario when you need him?'
mmajunkie.com/2018/02/yancy-medeiros-stoppage-donald-cowboy-cerrone-herb-dean-mario-yamasaki

USADA Alert: Ruslan Magomedov & Zubaira Tukhugov Accept 2-Year Sanctions
flocombat.com/articles/6112473-usada-alert-ruslan-magomedov-zubaira-tukhugov-accept-2-year-sanctions

New Fights:
UFC 223
Alex Caceres vs Artem Lobov
Calvin Katta vs Renato Moicano
UFC on Fox 29
Shana Dobson vs Lauren Mueller
Matthew Lopez vs Alejandro Perez
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs Muslim Salikhov
UFC Fight Night 128 - Tony Martin vs Keita Nakamura
UFC 224 - Lyoto Machida vs Vitor Belfort
UFC Fight Night 129 - Poliana Botelho vs Syuri Kondo
UFC 225 - Carla Esparza vs Claudia Gadelha

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Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

inb4 deleted. Welcome back

Owen Phillips
Owen Phillips

Young man its been a while, THANK YOU!

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

this is the thread

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

Just missing the heem news but thanks a bunch!

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

That's an odd bull

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

gotta keep it rare to keep it special

Logan Miller
Logan Miller

Overeem beats Ngannou in rematch, trust me.

Leo Parker
Leo Parker

Who's that gook? Was she cleaning houses before become a fighter? wtf

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

fuck you irish faggot and your lesbo chimp too

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

bi nguyen is pretty hot

Jack James
Jack James

why are you so angry my friend?

Joshua Lewis
Joshua Lewis

hmmm ok maybe a 7/10 Post more pics

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

the 28-year-old Vick (8-0, 4-0 UFC) competes at 155 pounds. But the 6’3” Vick’s “walking-around” weight hovers near 185. That means he cuts as much as 30 pounds during fight week.

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

cutlets

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

orangutanus roidus

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

Future MW champ

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

Ngannou winning
everyone on the Nogtrain
Ngannou loses
everyone off the Nogtrain
coming soon:
Ngannou wins
everyone back on the Nogtrain

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

Who?

John Turner
John Turner

Rude

John Allen
John Allen

Black Beast looked terrible as usual last night

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

Besides the low IQ cazzies, I think most of /heem/ is of the consensus that Ngannou has alot of potential but very little time to use that potential (Already almost 40)

Dylan Peterson
Dylan Peterson

jessica andrade is my number 1 cutie

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Indeed, chimpanzees have been shown to be about four times as strong as humans comparable in size, according to evolutionary biologist Alan Walker, formerly of Pennsylvania State University. Research suggests the difference in strength between the two lies in the muscle performance.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

did he though? he blasted Tybura with brutal punches, he was simply just conserving his energy until that point

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

brendan schaub : wtf I love bbc again?

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

6'7"
154 lbs

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Yes he did.

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

r u a girl

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

she's adorable
that's interesting friend, but we were talking about the ufc strawweight contender Jessica Andrade.

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

Like humans, chimpanzees have sex year-round. When a female is in heat, the skin around her genitals becomes pink and swollen — a clear sexual signal to males. ... These experienced females have the most sex, but most females do mate with several males in the community, and sometimes with males in other communities

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

friendly reminder OP is the spammer

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

don't you guys remember Will Chope? he got gadooshed by Holloway and then pulled from his next fight for domestic violence or some shit. He's 6'4 FW

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

5"11" 96kg reporting in.
If you're anywhere near my height, or above, and you weigh less than 90kg, off yourself (just do it).

Andrade is a disgusting monkey pigdemon.
Claudia is #1.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

he's so good looking... i wish i could have at least one quarter of his looks

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

You seem confused.

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

nice trips, why do you spam us?

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

Future MW GOAT

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

I read in an old "Guiness Book Of World Records" that someone taught some chimpanzees to deadlift, and a 165 pound chimpanzee deadlifted 600 lbs. A 350 pound gorilla can surely lift more than a 165 pound chimpanzee, but the Cube-Square Law says not twice as much.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

What weigth class did Sage fight in last night? I think it might have been LW. Perhaps he shold stick to WW.

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

Imagine spamming your own thread to try and get it more popular.
undefeated at LW
2 losses at WW
should go back to WW

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

Would love to share a kiss with him after he's just heemed his opponent (no homo).

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

I *think* he won his last fight as WW (the fight prior to yesterday's fight; it was against Quinones) and he looked great in that fight.
But this time I got the impression he was at LW and apparently his win was dodgy.

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

Who?

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

Best Hispanic fighters are all chicanos

Really makes you pensar.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

her nickname is "bate estaca", it means piledriver in portuguese

Nathan Butler
Nathan Butler

people don't wanna believe it but that aztec/inca blood is some serious shit. They can take a hammer to the head and still keep moving for an extra 10-30 seconds. angry mexicans are natural brawlers.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

What makes some women take up combat sports?
And why do people even watch women's combat sports?

David Anderson
David Anderson

I *think* he won his last fight as WW
no he didnt, this information is easily found online, perhaps you should look first

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

Definition of a cutbaby.

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

What makes some women take up combat sports

In the case of attractive ones, I'd say it's probably mental illness. That's the only way I can explain why some of the objectively cuter female fighters end up choosing a career where they get punched in the head for a living.

That or wanting attention by forcing yourself into a traditionally male dominated field.

I think female fighters are all mental midgets.

Evan Reyes
Evan Reyes

The same way people take up wasting hours of their lives posting on an anonymous anime imageboard.

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

I'll be taking picks this week again bros, we need someone to step up after the death of calender.

I'm not a le photoshop master but I have some good 4chin experience. For instance this week I'll be using literally Goofy the dog from Disney as the Goof (since it's in Disney World Orlando) I'll be collecting picks Wednesday

Bless

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

Dumb post.

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

Calm down fatass.

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

We get it man, He's a monster. We get it

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

women like power,money and mess with other women. All these are included in combat sports

John Phillips
John Phillips

I'm lowkey built like Sean O'Malley

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Alot of them have been practicing martial arts their whole life due to a father figure or maybe the schools wrestling team and the opportunities come. Their opponents are other small women, easy ass roster if you actually learn some khabib/tony level jujitsu.

It's a easy paycheck, you can fight and have a job at the same time. I mean why wouldn't you? It's easier to be a women's flyweight champion than it is to be a model.

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

shit like this shows just how hard it is to win money on mma. we have the most knowledgeable experts that exist and even then only 1 of 50 gets it right

Brody Mitchell
Brody Mitchell

there is nothing more entertaing than two crackhead eses that hate each other,getting cte for 10k while walking out to vato music

If I was in charge I would establish a spic division especially for cholo bangers

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

We get it, Yoel is 40 maaan

We get it

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

5th Amendment

Jason James
Jason James

I hope our natty GOAT Costa polishes up his striking. He's got the power but the technique isn't quite there yet.

I really wanna see him get the strap one day.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

Sloob has a Queen of Spades tat

LMAO, why has no one ever discussed this, do you cucks know what it means?

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

first question: probably attention seeking

second question: female combat sports, especially with grappling, have some sexual appeal, i believe people watch it with some sexual / fetishist curiosity

Jace Sullivan
Jace Sullivan

Nah, he clearly has every suit tattooed. If you want to see a real queen of spades tattoo look at Gustaffson, he doesn't even try to hide it. A true, proud Swede.

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

So does gustafson lmao, but you realise this is a fringe cuck meme 99.99999% of people dont know?

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

Are you the hue that predicts many things?

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

nope

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

Why would you know about stuff like this unless you've deeply researched it?

Joshua Stewart
Joshua Stewart

wow this calendar guy must be stopped

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

The multiple personality disorder in that bloke is a bit concerning.

Asher Sullivan
Asher Sullivan

I thought they shut down the archives a couple of months ago, what happened

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

Because I’m an avid visitor of Cred Forums.com

Josiah Peterson
Josiah Peterson

casually mention to my mum that I could heem her
she takes away my UFC 3 game
What the fuck I'll heem her next time.

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

Why does she have such long nails? Isn't that hazardous?

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Just what DOES he mean by this?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Not the same tat you mong

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

Number of black cocks he's taken in his boipussy

Jason Ramirez
Jason Ramirez

Stephens
Andrade (by decision)
OSP
Platinum

Free moment

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

are you even the GOAT on there? I'm going 9-1 my only loss at the TUF finale so far and I'm piecing up these fatboys with nothing but jabs, uppercuts, and the occasional leg kick

Caleb Parker
Caleb Parker

I fucking guarantee Stylebender browses/has browsed heem before

Julian Moore
Julian Moore

I fucking guarantee Derrick Lewis browses/has browsed heem before

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Ariel interviews non-ranked fighter about charity or something else boring as fuck and not mma related

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

you mean THE NEW JON JONES!!?!?

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

swede
blonde wife

you know the rest

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Israel Adesanya

David Harris
David Harris

What about Court McGee?

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

wait a sec, he did another half spade for the DC fight? what a cuck

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

You guys are embarrassing _____ _______.

Adrian Green
Adrian Green

ok assuming they do RDA/Tyrone then who does Colby fight? Colby vs Wondermeme?

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Are you revved? Enjoy the ban btw.

Ayden Peterson
Ayden Peterson

Give him Santiago

Liam Moore
Liam Moore

who does Colby fight
Darren Till but he knows there's a strong chance he'd lose.

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

thats a good call, eye pokey santiago needs to get wrestlefucked
I like this fight too

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

post slags lads

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

youtube.com/watch?v=avOkrn3kLsI

Yoel despises Luke now

John Edwards
John Edwards

Yeah, well I despise Yoel

Leo Lopez
Leo Lopez

whos this milf?

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

Do you know where you are, Luke?

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

As much as I like yoel, I often fear he may be mentally retarded

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

Borrachina v Weidman

Ufc book it!!

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

ebin meme, pathetic luke hater

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

prime schaub would heem ngannou

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Borrachina is fighting Uriah Hall apparently.. but I wouldnt be surprised if that fight never happens

Logan Perez
Logan Perez

When will there be UFC in Arizona

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

You should include the last 2 prelims to stick with the 6 fight format

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

this is fake news

hes talking about bisping

Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

When will there be UFC in beautiful Haiti

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

I'm sorry your boy got knocked the fuck out last weekend. Really, I am.

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

I KISS HIM BECAUSE HE IS JUDAS

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

It's okay to be Luke

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

sounds like youre the retard here m8

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

yoel is mentally deficient

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

/heem/ is loyal to the soldier of god

Juan Young
Juan Young

mistaking his inability to express himself in english as stupidity makes you sound like youre sub 90iq

William Cooper
William Cooper

You're as good as mentally retarded if you dont know english in 2018

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

If Yoel heems Whittaker and retires would he be the GOAT MW?

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

lol calendar pretending not to be calendar just so he can take picks

Lucas Smith
Lucas Smith

Calendar puts more effort

Oliver Hall
Oliver Hall

Lithuania
guess 99% of your country is mentally retarded then lmaoooooo

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

calendar pretending not to be calendar so the mods don't delete his posts ftfy

Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

The future is Vick and their is absolutely nothing you can do about it

Joshua Rodriguez
Joshua Rodriguez

True, we have the lowest iq in the EU

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

yes or no

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

well Usman goofed himself off the map with his last "performance" so I would say no

Adrian Nelson
Adrian Nelson

Yes, but give usman a shock collar that zaps him anytime he goes to the ground and let werdum be on the outside with unlimited boomerangs. Then I might pay for a card with either of them on it.

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

True, we have the lowest iq in the EU
more proof to ignore every post done by your flag

feels good to be 135iq

Owen Bell
Owen Bell

Covington vs. RDA is the fight to make

Landon Baker
Landon Baker

It'd be tough to say. His run in the UFC has definitely been a great one, but Anderson was the champ for a long time and defending his belt 10 fucking times, taking multiple LHW fights throughout that time too. I would definitely feel comfortable calling Yoel the best middleweight post-Silva era though if he could beat Whittaker.

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

Yes. Both guys are too full of themselves and it'd be nice that one of them would lose and have to eat humble pie.

Oliver Williams
Oliver Williams

What is your maximum bench press for reps?

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

Who else is betting the house on Ortega?

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

I feel like I know what's coming

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

200 in a row on a decline with feet up one foot on a stepup

im working like 10hours a day now its hell. Karen Montes next goat Paige Sletten

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

I am picking Ortega unironically

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

Why does he have the BLACKED haircut?

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

if romero beats whittaker in the rematch dana will start shopping for a super fight because the whole MW division already deleted itself

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

whats the spammers obsession with calendar?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/username/Calendar/page/1/

Carson Reed
Carson Reed

Ortega that is

Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

paige vanzant is unironically trying to get on a show called "say yes to the dress" where fat american women pick out overpriced wedding dresses

karen montes looked all dolled up what's her deal trying to get married?

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

Contractually obligated

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

he's a cholo gangster from the hood
I know right, Im betting on him in the Holloway fight too

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

we had a quiet week without that idiot around, or at least having to lay low because the mods kept deleting his posts

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

El creatura....

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

anderson
steroids
fuck off

yoel
steroids
fuck off

jones
steroids
fuck off

if everybody was taking steroids, wgaf if some people are. but they're not, so these fucking losers can get fucked

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

usman is garbage and overhyped

colby has actually beaten a top 5 opponent and is a better wrestler than mister 30%

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

what's your obsession with calendar?

Dominic White
Dominic White

Let him comeback against Magoomba

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

natty king?

William Edwards
William Edwards

I feel kind of bad for them desu

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

I LOB YOU BOI

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

shame you cant use roids on your chin

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

At least Chris has never KO'ed

Michael Lopez
Michael Lopez

Tfw kickboxing is more exciting than mma

Joshua Campbell
Joshua Campbell

Yes

The fight may be so boring it creates a wormhole

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

Discount chalkskin Overeem
Yes please

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Usman vs Meek was a much better showing than Covington vs Maia

Jaxon Hughes
Jaxon Hughes

why did they even sign Brian Camozzi, his run was embarrassing

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

'no'

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?

Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Meek is a bum, Maia isn't

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Does GSP have the highest fight IQ out of any fighter in the history of MMA?

I struggle to think of any other athletes that have imposed their will on their opponents in such a dominant fashion.

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

Maia ended any hype momentum covington had. How do you let 'the' bjj specialist outstrike you. He is not bangkok ready.

inb4 but he was just letting maia gas himself by hitting his fist with his face dozens of times

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

*taps to strikes*

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

jon jones for sure has higher fight iq. probably highest ever. he's carlsen and gsp is kasparov

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

I'd say this gentleman is a close second

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

GET READY

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

Covington's striking sucks and he was scared to grapple. What about that performance impressed anyone?

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

*gets heemed*

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

His next fight is gonna answer a lot of questions.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Reem vs Lewis

Easton Clark
Easton Clark

Is it though? Overeem is Overeem at this point. What questions are left for him?

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

black bees vs magumboo is the fight to make

Jason Russell
Jason Russell

is his retard level fight iq going to devolve into mouse brain fight iq

Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

What's the story of ATT showing up to mandrama events?

MMA doesn't have a lot of hardcore sports fans. Compared to fans who are really into baseball/basketball/football etc. That's been a known fact for a long time.

I'm not sure about this but I'll guess there's a good amount of crossover between fake wrestling and MMA. Maybe even more than MMA and any actual sport. Don't know for sure though.

Chase Price
Chase Price

There's no one left for him to fight. He should try and see if he can get a Hendo type deal and get a title shot for his last fight. Tired of seeing him getting heem'd. He could get heem'd by a toothpick at this point.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

and to expand on that maybe that's why there's so much spam on /heem/, it's people who don't give a shit about sports or any other sport than mma.

maybe it's like someone who doesn't give a shit about television/film except one big movie and just spams the shit out of it on /tv/

Daniel Bennett
Daniel Bennett

is schaub la creatura?

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Overeem vs Curtis Blaydes

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

I want to see Magumbo fight Blaydes or Derrick Lewis next.

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

Blaydes fought last week though

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Tiger definitely is. He's a mix of everything so much so he can't keep his damn eyes straight.

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

I know, they would fight on UFC 225 in June, the Chicago card like Blaydes wants.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

the GOAT returns soon (image very related)

Tyler Davis
Tyler Davis

based

Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

*cringe*

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM ANTHONY
HEY
DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY MOM

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

it's all good my guy, i hold no grudges against blasphemers
bless

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

Cazzies will believe this, too.

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

Hes German-Italian iirc, take that as you like

Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

Went from #2 p4p to fighting momma's boys and 2-5 in his last 7

USADA, I LOV YOU BOI

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

I don't think it's USADA, he's shown the same weaknesses now that he did against Guida + injuries, his knees are fucked

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

must be fucking sicilian lol

Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

tfw took a vacation from /heem/ after 221 and browsed /v/ for a bit

How has it been friends?

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

So you left for a week.

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

i'm pretty sure loads of the "personalities" have been banned.
it's kind of been weird to be honest.
the jannies have pretty much killed the entire general

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

We get it man, Pettis didn't get USADA'd it's just bad luck since drug testing started happening, we get it.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Americans are the only relevant people when it comes to MMA

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

the GOAT is Canadian though.

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

Good for you son. Now come give your old man a hug.

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

it's a good thing you guys fought a civil war to give blacks the right to fuck your women

Matthew Sanchez
Matthew Sanchez

youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

the GOAT is Canadian though.

David Scott
David Scott

A german Jew perhaps?

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

My backpack only has one strap.

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

do americans REALLY do this??

John Myers
John Myers

apparently nick diaz is canadian

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

the GOAT is canadian
Big Rigg is Canadian?

Justin Ross
Justin Ross

Reem bless lad

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

@(You) good shit

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

USADA JONES: A TIMELINE

UFC 196: clean, looked like dogshit
UFC 200: on PEDs, failed drug test before the fight
UFC 214 on PEDs, won fight, failed drug test after the fight

That was your JON JONES AND USADA TIMELINE

(pic related; its you)

Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

whole MW division already deleted itself
I think you meant to say, Romero already deleted the entire division.

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

Get over it.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

UFC 196

Jason Perez
Jason Perez

Yet another reason the UFC numbering their events is dumb as shit
There's too fucking many of them

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

More control time
More strikes
More damage inflicted

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

based canada

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

GSP used steroids throughout his entire career.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

the spammer is weird

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/maximum bench/

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

You linked to more than one Canadian.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

You know you fuckers should really learn to acknowledge nick diaz as the goat

Justin Cruz
Justin Cruz

This guy will have a Robbie Lawler type resurgence this year.

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

oh no we have an theodoroufag now too

Ryan Price
Ryan Price

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Levi Collins
Levi Collins

Neck curls work

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

How's this for a timeline:

DC beats Stipe for the HW belt. Meanwhile, it's determined that Jone's failed test was due to a tainted supplement and he only gets a 1 year ban which is retroactive back to July '17. Once and for all, the trilogy fight between DC and Jones is scheduled - this time for the Heavyweight championship. Jon knocks out DC with a spinning elbow followed by gnp in round 4. Two weeks later he gets popped for a failed drug test.

Thoughts?

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

That'd be great

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

7. Rocky V
6. Rocky III
5. Rocky Balboa (2006.)
4. Rocky II
3. Creed
2. Rocky
1. Rocky IV

Brayden Edwards
Brayden Edwards

Would be funny at that point.
I don't want to see the trilogy though, imagine DC going out 0-3 against Jones.

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

if frankie edgar beats ortega does that put him into the GOAT conversation? remember he is the one fighter nate diaz publicly stated is not on steroids.

i don't watch fake shit but this list is accurate

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

for sure jacare is a munster my guy

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

wouldn't even be mad

Jose Perry
Jose Perry

More like, Dana pays Jon Jones 2 million and some favors to throw the fight so DC can retire as champion and not kill himself or become 600 pounds

Jon continues on to be dominant and future champion until the year 2024

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

Only man to beat Romero in the UFC

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

Prove it

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

Wait so there's really going to be ring guys?

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Nate Diaz testimony means shit 2 of his squad buddies have popped

David Reyes
David Reyes

how can you unironically not like frankie edgar? he's literally the only person from NJ who isn't a faggot.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Kek has Brunson learned fucking anything since that fight?

Juan Parker
Juan Parker

No he hasn't and it happened in 2012.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

he never said that his boys were clean, he ONLY stated that frankie edgar is clean, let that sink in. frankie only lost to roiders like aldo and benson

John Diaz
John Diaz

A little bland personality-wise.

Connor Thompson
Connor Thompson

ya its called not being a soyboy

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

Top kek, Jackson-Wink looking on in disappointment in the background

James Gonzalez
James Gonzalez

Yoel, dowse yourself with water in between rounds to get extra rest, go on

Yoel, cover yourself with too much vaseline so you can get extra rest, go on

Yoel, grab the fence to prevent getting taken down, go on

Yoel, consume copious amounts of steroids to fight Jacare, go on

Yoel, intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke, go on

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Anthony Robinson
Anthony Robinson

huh? You don't make any sense

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

good list if #1 means best movie and is decending

Brayden Ortiz
Brayden Ortiz

he's not some mandrama loud mouthed faggot, he's a real man

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

this is objectively correct

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

stipe finna sleepay

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

what happened to Ladd posting

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

has there ever been someone in the title picture as long as reem to never win it? hes like the choke king

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

Frankie isnt clean

Juan Davis
Juan Davis

ok

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

For me its Junior Albini.

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

conor looks like he's smoking in his instagram story

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

I agree, but what the fuck is this? I thought the 4th one was pretty renowned

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

me on the left

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

The guy who spammed her got banned

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

I can't wait...Vanessa to see him

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

intentionally come in 3 lbs over weight to maintain a power advantage against Luke
If you think he needed to weigh an extra 3 pounds to be able to KO Luke you're fucking delusional

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

no he's not he made this thread

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

Great question. You might be right. Maybe Cerrone is up there with him

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

clinical

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

no known weaknesses

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

Looks like the commie critics got mad

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

make sure you're getting enough heem iron in your diet lads

hemochromatosishelp.com/heme-iron-vs-non-heme-iron/

vegans can fuck off

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Creed fucking sucked
Rocky 1
III
II
IV
SHIT

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

did donald cerrone really call out khabib

LOL

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

i like how it's actually pronounced heem

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Name pls

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

You just know.

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

virtually identical to the way she reacted to derrick lewis

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

Going back and watching the MayMac pressers and I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment. How did we let that happen as a species lads?

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Who will Reem's next opponent be? Blaydes?

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

AY YO

FORM VOLTRON

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

Creed fucking sucked
"No"

Mason King
Mason King

Daddy tell me about this fight
What do you say?

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

It was stupid, Tommy gun was a better boxer

Jordan Walker
Jordan Walker

The Laddposters left to Reddit where they felt more welcome

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

Be American
Flipping through channels
Check out what sports are on
See a fat black man talk about penetrating his wife deeply immediately followed by a chicano smoking marijuana next to some children

This happened to at least one person yesterday

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

what makes Andrade so comfy for you? she's a killer for sure, but that's just it?

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

ALICIA IM GOING DEEP TONIGHT BABY

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

la quintaesencia americana

Chase Walker
Chase Walker

how come the ugliest chicks are always the hottest to me?

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

YEAAHHH!!
YEAHHHHHH!!!
YEEEAAHHH!!!

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

whats the second rating? people think rocky balboa is more popcorn than rocky 1 wtf

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

its like my mind blanks out the ugliness because of their bodies but i still know that fugly face is there

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

The popcorn are normie plebs like us and the tomato is >tfw too intelligent "film critics"

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

imagine rating fake fighting
rocky is faker than wwe

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

It's mostly that. Her fights are consistently entertaining. Plus I find butch lesbians adorable, and it really enrages that swedish guy, which I consider an end in itself.

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

i'm like that too

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

YEAHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

badlefthook.com/2018/2/19/17027590/mcgregor-mayweather-pulled-out-of-rematch-negotiations

Have a great retirement Junior. Now come here and give your old man a hug for old times sake. I’m proud of you son.

floyd btfo! /box/ btfo!

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

@81757414
@81757331
there's a reason no one ever gives you (You)'s you lame idiot

Aiden Jenkins
Aiden Jenkins

/heem/ would be better if there were fewer WHITE MEN

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

its not her face, she has midget proportions, still would ngl.

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

He actually thought Floyd was going to step into the octagon at age 40

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

i like how colby tries to use some wwe gimmick like he's an alpha male when he ran to the cops and cried to dana cause werdum threw a plastic toy at him. can't wait for him to lose his next fight night comain event on fox sports 1

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

49-1

Carter Wright
Carter Wright

floyd is /ourguy/ desu. he did what /heem/ wanted

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

This

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

What did we want again?

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

I'm a home-cooked meal

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

POINT TO THE EASY MONEY

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

Whitebois finna stay taking Ls

James Brown
James Brown

updates on RENA's situation?

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

This is like a really bad 80's mandrama gimmick:

twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/964961552662192128

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

hes just a reddit mike perry

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

I don't fucking get the video. It's a random normal looking old dude on his phone and then Colby says its NerdBash time????
Why not find some Switch playing soyboy to bully?
Colby fucking sucks at memes.
If he ever fights Woodley I hope Tyron takes his head off in the name of reparations, and I say that as a white boi lol.

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Finally gets a fight that isn't fixed. Is crying like a little bitch.
Japanese MMA was a mistake.

Brayden Phillips
Brayden Phillips

Just take the L calendar. The mods figured you out. Your days of spamming /heem/ are done.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/page/1/

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/deleted/deleted/page/2/

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

Keep crying

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

How much did she have to pay Olive Spa for shaming them with her pathetic display?

Charles Green
Charles Green

The one time the mods have been based

Juan Howard
Juan Howard

Feels like just yesterday I was watching Cerrone heem Yancy

Where does the time go bros...

Nathaniel Bennett
Nathaniel Bennett

Renan Barao fights on Saturday

Has there ever been a bigger fall from grace?

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

BASED

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Josh Koscheck

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

will he even make weight, probably not

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

fucking casuals

walk around weight is out of camp being lazy weight, aka 230lbs for hendrix

there's no way vick starts his weight cut on fight week at 185lbs

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

I want 29-0 Barao back

youtube.com/watch?v=uwP04-diHtc

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

What happened back stage between Roy Nelson and Matt mitrione?

Alexander James
Alexander James

Yoel, be better than everyone even though your neck just broke and you're 40 years old

Ok

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

It's a bully gimmick. Old man was just chilling and decided to mess with him. Even if you haven't done anything wrong he's still going to mess with you.He's basically doing a more awful version of Carlito from WWE.

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

jesus those last shots by floyd shows how fast he is.

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Sauce on that clip. What song is she dancing to?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

What do you mean

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

Ask your mother

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

Floyd ducks, Mcgregor takes his back, and holds him, Hits the back of his head a lot.

Yeah floyd panic'd, boxers dont break the rules so bad like that so he just kind of ducked it out, but then he finally realized he could just turn towards him because mcgregor let go of the hold so he does and fires back.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

Watch his interview with Ariel today. Meathead said he lost all respect for him after what happened backstage after the fight

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

why did blaydes go up 4 rankings but ngannou is still at 1

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

because he's good and smart enough to beat hunt, whom is now a gatekeeper

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Why did the UFC offload Will Brooks? He was entertaining

Isaiah Phillips
Isaiah Phillips

Because he went 1-8

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

im asking about ngannou whose performance vs stipe was worse than hunt's vs blaydes

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

Do you mean Phil Brooks?

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Ill Will, he had a 3 fight skid but was fun to watch

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

just chilling

cazzies

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

post yfw Ferguson chokes out Khabib and Gooby

Landon Young
Landon Young

actual not idiot heavyweight rankings:

Stipe Miocic
(Daniel Cormier)
Cain Velasquez
Fabricio Werdum
Alistair Overeem
Curtis Blaydes
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Alexander Volkov
Mark Hunt
Stefan Struve
Marcin Tybura

but where would jones and the mauler go?

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

Remember his sad attempt to talk smack in Spanish to Werdum

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

I will not lose to anyone Never bend do not lose to anyone if there is a strong feeling I will not lose

Jackson Williams
Jackson Williams

Stipe Miocic
(Daniel Cormier)/(Jon Jones)
Cain Velasquez
Fabricio Werdum
Alistair Overeem
(Gus)
Curtis Blaydes
Derrick Lewis
Francis Ngannou
Alexander Volkov
Mark Hunt
Stefan Struve
Marcin Tybura

Levi Allen
Levi Allen

Ok but where would Rumble fit in?

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Cain over Werdum

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

cuando yo eh-stoy blanda callate

Hispandex here. Fabricio was talking some pretty good shit in Spanish honestly.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Dumble is just a smaller version of Frank Mgumbo. He gets exposed by anybody with a decent takedown and enough of brain left to use it.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

this
Cain is the biggest hypejob in the history of the division

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

Who wins: Khabib or Tony?

Michael Foster
Michael Foster

Yeah I think he grew up in Spain and he also did UFC commentary on Fox Deportes

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

Literally Rebbit: The Question

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

Grow up.

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Khony 2012

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

Deport

If only!

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

Triggered

Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

I think he grew up in Spain
He did. His family's still around i think.
Think about the crazy talent he is that he didn't get dragged down by shitty spanish training

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

E L E V A T I O N
also Verdum lost to Overeem AND the current champ

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

Werdum lost to Overeem
"no"

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Muh cardio man
Can only rely on his cardio on certain days when all the planets align and all the conditions are perfect
Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.

Jace Morris
Jace Morris

Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.
did you see the sloppy pissfest between Lewis and Typoora last night? those are both Top 10 HWs. the division is just garbage and full of bums.

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

What round does Khabib finish Tony in. I think the 1st, easily? He's actually going to go for the finish in this fight unlike against Edson.

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

Yes, and I stand by what I said.

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Even without injuries Cain wouldn't get into the current top 10 HW rankings.

wat this is retarded

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

kek he looks like he'd make a decent goalkeeper

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

Reminder to purchase 226 if you can, to support actual deserved superfights like Cormier vs. Stipe and not overly marketed force-fed shit like McGregor vs Alvarez

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

buying a PooFC ppv
ever
mate,

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

Do you live anywhere near Yukon, leaf? I've been killing time on street view and it looks comfy as.
Muh marketable beaner
I hope he gets slept by Mbongo on his return so his meme dies.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

So... You want to know the... special name I call Brendan Schaub, hmmm?
...
Well... come a little closer and I'll tell you...
...
That's it... closer...
...
I call him...
...
...
...

Blibbon Scowb.

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Will Thiccenzie beat Yoder? Yoder doesn't have any KO's and most of her wins are subs.

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Flahun Vosch

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

Do any of you play UFC3? I tried it out for like 30-40 minutes and got bored. I wish I could get my 60$ back.

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

Today I was in McDonalds and the black girl at the counter said to me "Have you seen Black Panther yet? You really should."

I told her to hurry up with my meal or I'll call the manager.

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

Who is responsible for this?
desuarchive.org/o/thread/18688648/

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Stop worrying about kids
Get a free switch
Sign me in

Grayson Ramirez
Grayson Ramirez

*gets a huge pop*

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Yeah. Real question is whether she can keep making weight

Juan Myers
Juan Myers

what's going on with "who the fook is" that guy?

two fights of the night in a row, gonna fight for a second time in two months, might be blazing through the ladder over a decade after joining

Samuel James
Samuel James

I don't think that's real fighting; it's some pornographic thing that betas like.

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

He's gonna lose to Emmet. Sorry bud

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

I wondered the same thing, ain't many contenders at FW and he may well beat the piss out of Emmett. Division's starting to look like LHW, unfortunately

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

I want The Ultimate Gaming Experience™.

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

emmett is the epitome of a meme.
i actually can't believe he's ranked that high off one lucky punch against Lamas

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

He also missed weight didn't he? Stephens will flush him. And I never picked Stephens.

Dylan Parker
Dylan Parker

yeah he missed weight by 3 lbs and now he's rank fucking #4 (four) !!!!!!
absolutely unbelievable that this nigga is ranked above Swanson, Elkins, and obviously Jeremy Stephens as well.

Jack Thompson
Jack Thompson

Its cause you have low self esteem yet a big ego, and the fact that you could actually fuck them is realistic and turns you on.

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

How is it possible to be this smug after getting TKO'd in front of 80 000 people?

Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

wait.. THIS is $65?!

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

cameraman behind her sneaks in a cheeky ass shot

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

How will she do in her MMA debut?

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Didn't Usman already call out Till then pussy out?
Is there anyone who actually believes Darren Till will be anything other than the future GOAT?

Owen Edwards
Owen Edwards

Darren Till is never going to fight again
sorry to say friend

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

Rematch Ngannou
Overeem wins this time

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

She'll lose to /ourgirl/

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

4'11

Colton Jackson
Colton Jackson

Zabit vs Artem

William Martin
William Martin

I mean , just commit suicide if you’re that size

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

finally an MMA fighter i could unironically beat.
literally just knee him in the head lmao

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

But he was 6-0 and a decorated wrestler

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