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Friendly reminder August birthdays are the most reddit birthdays
it's a /hoc/ argues about what is and isn't reddit for 250 posts episode
friendly reminder if you are born in november there is a high chance you are a valentines day mistake.
I was joking finnerino
the christian ramadan has commenced
40 nights until the rebirth of Cthulu
funny how all monotheistic, semi-historical religions began at the same place and have fasting around the same period, huh?
well, I guess islam is incompatible with "western values"
We just did this find something new
For me, it's November.
Happy birthday Finland :)
how can one team be so fucking impotent?
USA men's hockey team
shall be ending it all lads
september > whatever shit month you were born in
Theres literally a song called wake me up when september end because its so shit
only faggots listen to green day, you poofter
Only faggots are born in september
Finland is right, go pee sitting down you twat
Why are these games so early today?
Reminder that year of the pupper is the patrician's chinese zodiac sign
el presidentes day in burgerland
listening to any green day besides Dookie
Kek, here they are the carnival mistake
Awful, hang yourself
offspring > greenday tbqh
how are the Canes still in a playoff spot /hoc/?
Go kings go
They're low key elite
Smash Mouth>your shit band taste
What are /hoc/'s picks for the olympic matchups?
slovaks, assisted by norovirus and poor coaching
Also hoping those qt3.14 gooks manage to beat the swedes somehow, but even lots of refpuck isn't likely to help.
they've lost 3 in a row to interdivisonal opponents yet still have meme'd there way into still holding a spot
Check beats binland
Eastern conference is garbage other than the Penguins
Also hoping those qt3.14 gooks manage to beat the swedes somehow
what the fuck are yout alking about?
flip over olympics during intermission
forget that Capital's radio guy is calling women's hockey
Sounds like he's enjoying himself a lot
You deserve it Jon!
Pls win flames
Black Panther is unironically kino
Racist shits need not @ me
Flames in charge of getting dropped
Killmonger won that challenge t'challa had no right to the throne
Your mum drops her panties for big Albertan dick
Your women gave the Japanese their first win over a non-meme team, and if they lose to the Koreans will finish dead last.
Agreed! Go hawks!
Let's go FLAMES
Great job defense. Way to give up 3+ goals again after two straight good games...
don't know don't care
go back to your containment thread
what does kino mean? i dont speak retard.
Careful limey, remember last time boston got angry at you
c'mon sabres pls don't suck
Cinema in some european languages
why cant people take a minute to put some fucking info in the OP? im tired of these shitty threads boys, pick up the fucking slack
Reminder that outside of united nigger states nobody cares about black panther, there's no adverts and no one except the worst cucks even know its in the theaters.
the ABSOLUTE STATE of the isles defense. can you imagine any other team letting in more goals than the yotes and sabres? the isles are somehow lead the league in goals allowed what the fuck
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BUFFALO
whats with the super early flams game today? its unusual
Swedes and Finns don't get along anyway
Caps announcers know how it is
waking up everyday with excruciating back pain fml
Shameless Ruins fans in Canada
presidents day/family day
It's pretty nice because I live in PEI, and Flames home games usually start at 11:30 pm. It's nice to see an early one for a change
I’m sorry that the team has decided to be lazy as shit and leddy and hickey do jack shit on defense. If de haan and kulemin were healthy, that would be much lower
I live in PEI
People actually live there?
How does it feel knowing you'll never get your own franchise team?
Anybody have the pasta of flames fan loosing it trying to compare every player on their roster to that of the oilers?
Not him but the people who live there might actually be the nicest and most welcoming I've ever met
It's brilliant since I live in Europe
Dammit Bruins just beat the Flams then lose every other game
last I knew it was only a place for vacation homes for old Americans
i think he means because the entire east coast of canada is going bankrupt
Where is this
the ML pepe is wearing his took like Austin
i thought you were an avs fan. or is that a different bong
I don't get this, the oilers are by far canada's just successful team
REMINDER EVERYTHING SOUTH OF THE ST LAWRENCE IS RIGHTFUL NEW ENGLAND CLAY
I don't really think that bothers them. They seem really simple, I think if they were told they had to fish/farm all their food and no longer benefited from our taxes they would just shrug and go on with their lives
Will it soup?
Come and take it ya Yankee faggot
did buffalo get shutout? I'm scare to watch
Did porch bro get banned? Can't see his posts anymore
I dont want to be a burger though
They literally just scored to make it 2-1
we're basically the same thing already
he deflected to Penssylvania
thank you burger bro
He never yielded, nice try bud
Just realized I have to filter grease on my phone
why haven't you gotten banned yet?
no bullying please
Yeah it's pretty quiet here, but I like it that way
We have a CHL franchise, and TV's to watch the NHL. I have no bad feels
Hate san jose fans
shut up pussy
This but the opposite
C'mon grease, your English is usually pretty good
I'm everyone's favorite poster even though you hate my team and fanbase
You wish, yank
Im the Scot flames fan
how about you suck my farthole, stupid phoneposter
No chubbs you're not
pens fag detected
That's just /hoc/'s way, no explanation for it.
I was just responding to you out of the blue this is my first post on the thread not a samefag
Wish I was a billionaire so I could put a team in Portland Maine or Burlington Vermont and keep it afloat just to piss of gaybeck
Calm down boston,nobody wants gay sex but you
being shitty is just our way of doing things around haha
Do you want to end up like /cric/?
shit, I meant defected
haha, hockey jargon catching up with me!
thanks for correcting me my man
on another note, /hoc/, I would have sex with netanyahu's wife very willfully.
If I had a billion dollars I'd put a team in Billings, Montana, so that no one else would go to games and I could watch by myself in person without the loud fucking announcer/pop music.
the important thing is you user
Maine Extra-Dimensional Plagues
Tfw kings posting and i get an 11
Anze will smite the black hawks if you respond to this post with "it was 3-0"
not making the whitefish white fish and filling the arena with nazis
I'm not rich and I don't hold political office, so that's an accurate designation, isn't it?
For men its the Bruins
Honestly though, imagine being an oilers fan lol
I think this qualifies as the smallest image ever posted on Cred Forums
imagine canada w e w
TRUE, so many first round picks, including McJesus and they still suck
Thanks, but you've clearly never met my mother in law
I M A G I N E
She's only mean to you.
No prob now get the win
No fuck the kangs
Stanley Cup Finals 2018
Golden Knights vs Pens
Pens win the first 3 games, on their way to perform the threepeat
Golden Knights does a reverse sweep
Wins game 7 at home in Las Vegas
I like those odds. I'm gonna double that bet
Their odds to win the Cup were 200/1 before the season
why does everyone hate February?
Ugly lighting in this month, god awful
Guess that depends on where and who you took the bets from?
Isn't those just espns own odds? they don't care about hockey so I wouldn't count on their words desu
January is worse desu
one wierd short month
dead of winter (the worst season)
2nd worst holiday (Valentine's day)
first worst holiday all month (nigger history month)
February has 0 redeeming qualities
First month when snow might melt on an unseasonably warm day/week, shortest month so it feels like you're getting cheated of winter/hockey, plus the spelling of the month is fucked.
That's fair. My birthday was two days ago and it was the first time in a while that it wasn't snowing or -40 degrees so I actually got to go out for once.
ESPN was reporting Vegas odds, which pretty much is the standard here. I almost put $20 on them for shits.
Buncha sunbelts in here
It's to be 9°c tomorrow
That's nice for your birthday but februar still sucks
there is no place in hockey for racists.
Imagine using a retarded temperatue scale where 9° is hot
Warmest day of the week
Gonna have a snowy minus degrees weekend, according to the weather forecasts
Shorter month = you get the paycheck earlier
.. I guess is a redeeming quality
-6 here tomorrow. Too hot for this month.
I dropped a cheeky 5 on both Vegas and Arizona who were both 999/1 odds in preseason
says the olive nigger
I'm paid every other friday
Hockey is for everyone, even racists
using reddit measurements
It'll probably rain here
Payday tomorrow then annual bonus next month
last game was yesterday
no games until Friday
but somebody else played earlier today
same number of points, one more game played
fucked up their points percentage
we're back in the playoffs and we did nothing
ah, but because it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists
You have to beleeb
imagine naming your son after a photographic device
e v e r y o n e
Aaah, fair enough; I'm paid on the last working day of the month
Checks out m8
Been to Manchester and London several times, pretty terrible weather no matter when I visited, lol
racists have to leave
you seem unable to follow the reasoning here:
if hockey was for racists, it would not be for everyone
but since it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists
it's a simple concept
Imagine getting triggered by basketball
Wrong goalie, you dipshit.
And "Cameron" isn't even the same fucking word as "camera."
but since it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists
But if it is not for racists, then it is no longer for everyone, since racists fall within the group that is "everyone."
You obtuse cunt.
I was merely pretending
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
How long will it be before people claim the Blackhawks logo is racist too?
Wasnt' there just a football team that had to/is about to change their native-american styled logo?
they already have, you just need to read twatter. its always some liberal chick complaining about muh poc
I think it's the Cleveland Indians, a baseball team.
grease bait what is that like an octopus full of trash
then by definition, they cannot be racist anymore
Cleveland Indians changed their logo and the redskins are still getting shit in the NFL. Blackhawks also get flak because apparently using Indians is racist.
Blackhawks logo and name aren't really racist. The Redskins is a pretty racist name, which is the football team, and the Chief Wahoo is the one being banned, which is a pretty racist logo.
the blackhawks get a pass for being the indigenous name that isn't a racial slur of any sort
the mlb has the indians, and the nfl has the redskins
Hockey is obviously for everyone except stupid racists and those damn greasy greeks.
oilels or islanders for meme team of the year?
Then it's not for everyone
Indians was used as a misnomer because columbus thought he was in the Indies. Not racist. Redskins, they have red skin, again not racist.
Jesus fkn christ
So many selfrighteous white people claiming it's racist without any actual reasoning for it; what a shitshow lol
Thanks for clearing that out guys!
There's a good reason we do this.
February 19th 2018
yup, it's always some white person getting offended on behalf of minorities
Superior format for accounting purposes.
Kelvin or get out
Thanks for clearing that out guys!
I think west coast of Scotland is the wettest place in Europe I'm ok with it
actually, in the case of the Redskins it was a group of natives
I assume it's the same for every such case, althought it doesn't matter, it's a righteous cause
Need someone to remind me how to filter by country.
My mom blocked reddit can someone tell me how to set my logo?
Do I really want the broons to win?
Steal her credit card and buy season tickets
Eat shit Flims
Tuuka fucking single handedly won that game
If the pens acquire Brassard is a 3peat likely? I can't bear the thought
none of these teams matter
like your life
lol at the unhappy flams fans
not using dots instead of dashes
The 3peat is likely even if they don't. I think they'd need to free up some cap space if they were getting Brassard though.
5462 8765 9443 7621 303 shannon m kaiser 11/20 how do i buy the tickets?
Literally nothing good except for 4cc. That’s the only redeeming quality of this month
I will take one /r/ for an anime girl
who watching /OlympicsHockey/ tonight?
lmao good one
/f/ did nothing wrong
supporting IOC jews
fuck gg boston
Islanders jersey on futo? Logo on hat would be fine if possible
supporting NHL Board of Governors jews
Fuck Suckvokia lol
Im not. I dont watch sports. Just here for memes la
Flyers in talks with Detroit about Mrazek
Just got my 10 year old brother his first set of pads.
They'd have to retain some of his salary, he's not worth the 4 mil he's getting
gonna be a hard game to win though. all the games ahead will be. success is not guaranteed at all, in fact, it's completely the opposite.
remember, OAR lost to Slovakia. and everyone thought OAR was invincible on paper, with Datsyuk, Kovalchuk, and an absolutely stacked roster full of the best KHL players, some of whom would have still been on the team even if the NHL did decide to participate.
Someone doesn't understand what "everyone" means
Hockey is for everyone: including racists, anime posters, sunbelters, traps, and even greeks
Hockey is for everyone :)
sharks again, but actual better anime
You had me until >greeks
Blackhawks is a drawn image of a Native man. Chief Wahoo was a caricature.
Cricket is for hockey fans
If i wanted to watch poos swing a stick id watch the oilers desu
Why doesn't Quebec celebrate Family Day?
i went to /mu/
i came back
OAR woke up after that game. They're probably winning gold desu.
see? racists don't share the same view as you
made the mistake of wandering over to /b/ and /v/ recently. Christ
My team is playing tonight. Should I get drunk?
and louis reil day
Where to watch Olympics?
Anyone got stream?
I'd post some dad rock, but one of theme got deleted last night.
December 11 here
Here you go
Any requests? I did sucy to fill out the LWA set as she's the most shark-like but yeah, that show is shit
all the old boards are dead. word on the street is that /trash/ is like old /b/
Kill yourself faggot
old /b/ fag here
I scroll through it occasionally but it really has gone to complete shit too many gay ass threads
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon. Preferably Neito
What have you ever contributed to /hoc/?
Is Hunter Shinkaruk a bust?
literally not voting pulju in for Cred Forums roster
You could’ve prevented this shit
what do you think binlan
he is sm liiga bound soon
I literally invented >rags
No you didn't
t. the real inventor
23 year old, barely over 0.5ppg in the AHL, a king of manlets. Shame, he has a neat name.
which player is better?
L W A
brad marchand =)
bottom player. dont want some clown taking dumb penalties on >my team.
what are the stats even?
minutes played, shots, XYZ, XYQ, penalty minutes?
being this casual
Is this a doggo thread?
hockey is the last white sport imo
baseball got spics, jews are big fans
niggerball is all blaps
racing (nascar) is fun onlyl if you're there thinking and partying
hockey is the best for cities
she is the variety of the women that you will be happy to lick her feet and maybe to even lick her ass also, because she is very white and clean
Jets will win the cup
i like the jets also
How drunk are you right now
I think you might be a virgin
pew pew pew
i feel like you like every team
should be a dank meme game tonight, like Salomaki hat trick dank
I would but he took them with him to the hockey lessons I got him signed up for. They're some bauers
i have had sex, but i have with only prositutes
Fuck you bruins, letting Calgary get a point
They've got to be pissed at themselves so I'm feeling it
Three point out of conference games were a mistake.
Loser Points in general were a mistake. Losers shouldn't get shit
Gaborik hat trick, cap this
they unironically call their city smashville
post stechers dog shes a cutie
kek he has some pretty dead eyes here, i guess it really did get to him
Reply to this post if you hate Grease.
Brassard seen leaving the ice
i have no hatred
what is mike richards doing these days?
sitting around all day snorting oxy still?
put mcleod on waivers
turn to shit
was he the one really holding it all together?
On my first Sam Adams of the night. Second of the day. Took it slow, had to drive in the rain and traffic
reply to this post if grease doesnt live rent free in your head
I really think that it's just that they've played too many Eastern teams. No emotional engagement.
shan't be replying to non-hockey posts
Would you not be happy to lick her feet or ass
she looks like she fucks black guys
you'd like that wouldnt you
comfy meme slappers
hey I drop acid
Am I cool now
Hey Jest, I hear you may have interest. Whaddya give in return?
kek, I remember that gif as a response to someone expressing their desire to fuck her up the ass, or was it a filename?
Yes, I would be happy for both, but just because she's white doesn't mean she's clean. Although the women I've been with have been clean.
Stop watching porn
Any sport that you can play while wearing make-up and earrings it is not a sport.
Byfuglien, trouba + a 2nd
mcdonagh is not very good, maybe he is the number 3 defenseman on a team that is very good so much to win the stanley cup
you now remember mike ribeiro
Dios mio La cretura
Because it's black history month you racist bigot.
White women are the best
Not as good as dogs though. Not even close
letting other people's shitty politics dictate what you think
she's a big girl
He's back in Nashville as a youth hockey coach from what I heard when I was at the Preds training facility a few weeks ago
better keep him away from the teens
more anti-Preds refpuck
t. Martin Hanzal
who the fuck is gonna win the central?
No issue unless they're made of crack.
more like pedoguese lmao truly a trashville predator
Wild most likely
good doggo wow
Clearly a toss up between Jets or Preds. The rest of them aren't close.
already showing signs of collapse
Nah don't think so
would be quite the run but pic rel is where you belong chubby boy
dropped in 4 by the blose
already showing signs of collapse
lmao literally what?
please enlighten me, because I only see them winning, and while
missing several key players
For a 33 year old Rick Nash that sucks in the playoffs, fuck I hope not.
how has nobody posted the rick nash pasta yet?
because nobody likes that finnish autist shit
it's trash like nash
You can poach ONE player from the >rags for "your team", nothing in return. Just a straight take
that manlet guy
THE FUTURE IS FEMALE, HONEYBUNS.
lundshit, just so he wouldn't go to a potential contender and get a ring.
realistically brady skjei
Doesn't surprise desu. The past 2 Olympics have seen some major turnover in how good each country is. The US and Canada are still the best two teams on paper but each country has a slew of bright young players that are going to be tough to compete with. OAR are predominantly a team full of 20 year olds that have shown that while they don't have the experience, they have the skill to make life tough for any team. I'm picking then to win bronze this year. Also Mirco Muellers sister for the Swiss is crazy good
bridgestone commercial that isn't pk talking about ice cream
get back home
I LIKE IT, I LOVE IT, I WANT SOME MORE OF IT
very, VERY nice meme slappers
once more goal in the next 2 mins to confirm the meme
Meme wrister > meme slapper
Extend OT to 10 min 3v3
2 points for a ROW
1 point for a shootout win
no points for losers
3 points for regulation win
2 points for OT win
1 point for OT loss
leave the standings the same
shit the fuck up, queer
Arvi hattrick incoming
Now this is a meme game.
Make a gamethread faggots
Offensive defensemen are such a meme.
/hoc/ is my gamethread
/hoc/ is our gamethread pal.
implying this shit general would be any better without actual hockey game discussion
OT = 1 regular extra period
2 points for Win
bring back ties, each gets 1 point
1 point for ot loss
No you stupid nigger that's exactly what we're trying to eliminate
This guy doesn't /hoc/
Can someone else POOKpost reply to me, I can’t reply to a trip. Thanksss
Ties are for faggots and trannies and there's no room in the game of hockey for them
Never heard of it.