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Friendly reminder August birthdays are the most reddit birthdays

>it's a /hoc/ argues about what is and isn't reddit for 250 posts episode

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friendly reminder if you are born in november there is a high chance you are a valentines day mistake.

1. March
2. November
3. October
4. April
5. December
6. January
7. June
8. July
10. May
11. August
12. February

I was joking finnerino

the christian ramadan has commenced

40 nights until the rebirth of Cthulu

funny how all monotheistic, semi-historical religions began at the same place and have fasting around the same period, huh?

well, I guess islam is incompatible with "western values"

We just did this find something new

For me, it's November.

Happy birthday Finland :)

how can one team be so fucking impotent?

>USA men's hockey team

shall be ending it all lads

september > whatever shit month you were born in
youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Theres literally a song called wake me up when september end because its so shit

only faggots listen to green day, you poofter

Only faggots are born in september

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Finland is right, go pee sitting down you twat

Why are these games so early today?

Reminder that year of the pupper is the patrician's chinese zodiac sign

el presidentes day in burgerland

delet this

>listening to any green day besides Dookie
fucking cuck

Objectively correct.

>green day
DUDE

Kek, here they are the carnival mistake

>4 on
Awful, hang yourself

offspring > greenday tbqh

how are the Canes still in a playoff spot /hoc/?

Go kings go

Dookie>Smash

They're low key elite

Smash Mouth>your shit band taste

What are /hoc/'s picks for the olympic matchups?
>schweiz
>finns
>norge
>slovaks, assisted by norovirus and poor coaching

Also hoping those qt3.14 gooks manage to beat the swedes somehow, but even lots of refpuck isn't likely to help.

they've lost 3 in a row to interdivisonal opponents yet still have meme'd there way into still holding a spot

Check beats binland

Eastern conference is garbage other than the Penguins

>Also hoping those qt3.14 gooks manage to beat the swedes somehow

what the fuck are yout alking about?

>flip over olympics during intermission
>forget that Capital's radio guy is calling women's hockey
>Sounds like he's enjoying himself a lot

You deserve it Jon!

Pls win flames

Black Panther is unironically kino
Racist shits need not @ me

>Flames in charge of getting dropped

Killmonger won that challenge t'challa had no right to the throne

Your mum drops her panties for big Albertan dick

Your women gave the Japanese their first win over a non-meme team, and if they lose to the Koreans will finish dead last.

Agreed! Go hawks!

Let's go FLAMES

>isles lose

Great job defense. Way to give up 3+ goals again after two straight good games...

don't know don't care
go back to your containment thread

>women
oh

what does kino mean? i dont speak retard.

Careful limey, remember last time boston got angry at you

>marvel
>kino

c'mon sabres pls don't suck

Cinema in some european languages

Mean to

Goooal flames

>Bombston

why cant people take a minute to put some fucking info in the OP? im tired of these shitty threads boys, pick up the fucking slack

Reminder that outside of united nigger states nobody cares about black panther, there's no adverts and no one except the worst cucks even know its in the theaters.

the ABSOLUTE STATE of the isles defense. can you imagine any other team letting in more goals than the yotes and sabres? the isles are somehow lead the league in goals allowed what the fuck

FLAMES GOAL

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BUFFALO

whats with the super early flams game today? its unusual

>Swedes and Finns don't get along anyway
Caps announcers know how it is

waking up everyday with excruciating back pain fml

>Shameless Ruins fans in Canada

presidents day/family day

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It's pretty nice because I live in PEI, and Flames home games usually start at 11:30 pm. It's nice to see an early one for a change

I’m sorry that the team has decided to be lazy as shit and leddy and hickey do jack shit on defense. If de haan and kulemin were healthy, that would be much lower

>I live in PEI
People actually live there?

How does it feel knowing you'll never get your own franchise team?

Anybody have the pasta of flames fan loosing it trying to compare every player on their roster to that of the oilers?

Not him but the people who live there might actually be the nicest and most welcoming I've ever met

It's brilliant since I live in Europe

Dammit Bruins just beat the Flams then lose every other game

last I knew it was only a place for vacation homes for old Americans

i think he means because the entire east coast of canada is going bankrupt

Where is this

the ML pepe is wearing his took like Austin

i thought you were an avs fan. or is that a different bong

I don't get this, the oilers are by far canada's just successful team

uncultured swine

REMINDER EVERYTHING SOUTH OF THE ST LAWRENCE IS RIGHTFUL NEW ENGLAND CLAY

I don't really think that bothers them. They seem really simple, I think if they were told they had to fish/farm all their food and no longer benefited from our taxes they would just shrug and go on with their lives

Will it soup?

Come and take it ya Yankee faggot

did buffalo get shutout? I'm scare to watch

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Did porch bro get banned? Can't see his posts anymore

I dont want to be a burger though

They literally just scored to make it 2-1

we're basically the same thing already

he deflected to Penssylvania

thank you burger bro

He never yielded, nice try bud

Just realized I have to filter grease on my phone

why haven't you gotten banned yet?

no bullying please

Yeah it's pretty quiet here, but I like it that way

We have a CHL franchise, and TV's to watch the NHL. I have no bad feels

Love greece

Hate san jose fans

shut up pussy

This but the opposite

>deflected
C'mon grease, your English is usually pretty good

I'm everyone's favorite poster even though you hate my team and fanbase

You wish, yank

Im the Scot flames fan

how about you suck my farthole, stupid phoneposter

No chubbs you're not

pens fag detected

That's just /hoc/'s way, no explanation for it.

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I was just responding to you out of the blue this is my first post on the thread not a samefag

Wish I was a billionaire so I could put a team in Portland Maine or Burlington Vermont and keep it afloat just to piss of gaybeck

Calm down boston,nobody wants gay sex but you

>being shitty is just our way of doing things around haha
Do you want to end up like /cric/?

shit, I meant defected

haha, hockey jargon catching up with me!
thanks for correcting me my man


on another note, /hoc/, I would have sex with netanyahu's wife very willfully.

Our guy

If I had a billion dollars I'd put a team in Billings, Montana, so that no one else would go to games and I could watch by myself in person without the loud fucking announcer/pop music.

the important thing is you user

>Maine Extra-Dimensional Plagues

Tfw kings posting and i get an 11

Anze will smite the black hawks if you respond to this post with "it was 3-0"

>not making the whitefish white fish and filling the arena with nazis
Pleb

>Pleb
I'm not rich and I don't hold political office, so that's an accurate designation, isn't it?

For men its the Bruins

Honestly though, imagine being an oilers fan lol

>723 B

I think this qualifies as the smallest image ever posted on Cred Forums

imagine canada w e w

TRUE, so many first round picks, including McJesus and they still suck

Thanks, but you've clearly never met my mother in law

I M A G I N E
M
A
G
I
N
E

She's only mean to you.

No prob now get the win
No fuck the kangs

>Stanley Cup Finals 2018
>Golden Knights vs Pens
>Pens win the first 3 games, on their way to perform the threepeat
>Golden Knights does a reverse sweep
>Wins game 7 at home in Las Vegas

I like those odds. I'm gonna double that bet

Their odds to win the Cup were 200/1 before the season
espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/19609036/nhl-latest-2017-18-nhl-season-2018-stanley-cup-odds-westgate-las-vegas-superbook

why does everyone hate February?

Ugly lighting in this month, god awful

Guess that depends on where and who you took the bets from?
Isn't those just espns own odds? they don't care about hockey so I wouldn't count on their words desu
January is worse desu

>one wierd short month
>dead of winter (the worst season)
>2nd worst holiday (Valentine's day)
>first worst holiday all month (nigger history month)
February has 0 redeeming qualities

First month when snow might melt on an unseasonably warm day/week, shortest month so it feels like you're getting cheated of winter/hockey, plus the spelling of the month is fucked.

That's fair. My birthday was two days ago and it was the first time in a while that it wasn't snowing or -40 degrees so I actually got to go out for once.

ESPN was reporting Vegas odds, which pretty much is the standard here. I almost put $20 on them for shits.

>mad
>at February
Buncha sunbelts in here

It's to be 9°c tomorrow


Roasting

Fair point

>°c

That's nice for your birthday but februar still sucks

there is no place in hockey for racists.

Imagine using a retarded temperatue scale where 9° is hot

>Memeheit

3°c here
Warmest day of the week
Gonna have a snowy minus degrees weekend, according to the weather forecasts

Shorter month = you get the paycheck earlier
.. I guess is a redeeming quality

>9°c

-6 here tomorrow. Too hot for this month.

I dropped a cheeky 5 on both Vegas and Arizona who were both 999/1 odds in preseason

>says the olive nigger
I'm paid every other friday

Hockey is for everyone, even racists

>using reddit measurements

It'll probably rain here

*wins*

Not tonight

Payday tomorrow then annual bonus next month

>last game was yesterday
>no games until Friday
>but somebody else played earlier today
>they lost
>same number of points, one more game played
>fucked up their points percentage
>we're back in the playoffs and we did nothing

ah, but because it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists

>buffalo
>win
user

You have to beleeb

>imagine naming your son after a photographic device

e v e r y o n e
includes racists

Aaah, fair enough; I'm paid on the last working day of the month
>Britian
>Rain
Checks out m8
Been to Manchester and London several times, pretty terrible weather no matter when I visited, lol

racists have to leave

you seem unable to follow the reasoning here:

if hockey was for racists, it would not be for everyone

but since it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists

it's a simple concept

Imagine getting triggered by basketball

Wrong goalie, you dipshit.
And "Cameron" isn't even the same fucking word as "camera."

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>but since it is for everyone, it cannot be for racists
But if it is not for racists, then it is no longer for everyone, since racists fall within the group that is "everyone."
You obtuse cunt.

>I was merely pretending
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

How long will it be before people claim the Blackhawks logo is racist too?
Wasnt' there just a football team that had to/is about to change their native-american styled logo?

they already have, you just need to read twatter. its always some liberal chick complaining about muh poc

I think it's the Cleveland Indians, a baseball team.

grease bait what is that like an octopus full of trash

then by definition, they cannot be racist anymore

cliché

twitter.com/search?q=blackhawks logo&src=typd

Cleveland Indians changed their logo and the redskins are still getting shit in the NFL. Blackhawks also get flak because apparently using Indians is racist.

Blackhawks logo and name aren't really racist. The Redskins is a pretty racist name, which is the football team, and the Chief Wahoo is the one being banned, which is a pretty racist logo.

the blackhawks get a pass for being the indigenous name that isn't a racial slur of any sort
the mlb has the indians, and the nfl has the redskins

Hockey is obviously for everyone except stupid racists and those damn greasy greeks.

>MM/DD/YYYY

oilels or islanders for meme team of the year?

Then it's not for everyone
Indians was used as a misnomer because columbus thought he was in the Indies. Not racist. Redskins, they have red skin, again not racist.

Jesus fkn christ
So many selfrighteous white people claiming it's racist without any actual reasoning for it; what a shitshow lol
Thanks for clearing that out guys!

So?
There's a good reason we do this.

February 19th 2018
Checks out

yup, it's always some white person getting offended on behalf of minorities

Superior format for accounting purposes.

Kelvin or get out

>Thanks for clearing that out guys!

I think west coast of Scotland is the wettest place in Europe I'm ok with it

actually, in the case of the Redskins it was a group of natives

I assume it's the same for every such case, althought it doesn't matter, it's a righteous cause

Need someone to remind me how to filter by country.

>OT

My mom blocked reddit can someone tell me how to set my logo?

kys

Do I really want the broons to win?

Steal her credit card and buy season tickets

MARCHAND SCORES
BRUINS WIN

Eat shit Flims

Tuuka fucking single handedly won that game

>LAMES
>LAMES
>LAMES
>LAMES
>LAMES

If the pens acquire Brassard is a 3peat likely? I can't bear the thought

none of these teams matter

like your life

lol at the unhappy flams fans

>not using dots instead of dashes
Shit aesthetics
02.19.2018

The 3peat is likely even if they don't. I think they'd need to free up some cap space if they were getting Brassard though.

5462 8765 9443 7621 303 shannon m kaiser 11/20 how do i buy the tickets?

Literally nothing good except for 4cc. That’s the only redeeming quality of this month

Kys weeb

Kek

I will take one /r/ for an anime girl

who watching /OlympicsHockey/ tonight?

lmao good one

>weeb

/f/ did nothing wrong

>supporting IOC jews

fuck gg boston

Islanders jersey on futo? Logo on hat would be fine if possible

>supporting NHL Board of Governors jews

Me
Fuck Suckvokia lol

Im not. I dont watch sports. Just here for memes la

Flyers in talks with Detroit about Mrazek

Just got my 10 year old brother his first set of pads.

They'd have to retain some of his salary, he's not worth the 4 mil he's getting

gonna be a hard game to win though. all the games ahead will be. success is not guaranteed at all, in fact, it's completely the opposite.

remember, OAR lost to Slovakia. and everyone thought OAR was invincible on paper, with Datsyuk, Kovalchuk, and an absolutely stacked roster full of the best KHL players, some of whom would have still been on the team even if the NHL did decide to participate.

Someone doesn't understand what "everyone" means

merely
pretending
to be
retarded

Hockey is for everyone: including racists, anime posters, sunbelters, traps, and even greeks

Hockey is for everyone :)

sharks again, but actual better anime

Post them

You had me until >greeks

Blackhawks is a drawn image of a Native man. Chief Wahoo was a caricature.

Cricket is for hockey fans

If i wanted to watch poos swing a stick id watch the oilers desu

Why doesn't Quebec celebrate Family Day?

i went to Cred Forums

i came back

OAR woke up after that game. They're probably winning gold desu.

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see? racists don't share the same view as you

BASED

made the mistake of wandering over to Cred Forums and Cred Forums recently. Christ

My team is playing tonight. Should I get drunk?

and louis reil day

Where to watch Olympics?
Anyone got stream?

I'd post some dad rock, but one of theme got deleted last night.

>Cred Forums
christ, why

December 11 here

yeah nbc.com

Here you go
Any requests? I did sucy to fill out the LWA set as she's the most shark-like but yeah, that show is shit

all the old boards are dead. word on the street is that /trash/ is like old Cred Forums

Kill yourself faggot

old Cred Forums fag here
I scroll through it occasionally but it really has gone to complete shit too many gay ass threads

Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon. Preferably Neito

What have you ever contributed to /hoc/?

Is Hunter Shinkaruk a bust?

>literally not voting pulju in for Cred Forums roster

You could’ve prevented this shit

bad post

what do you think binlan

Thank you.

yes
he is sm liiga bound soon

I literally invented >rags

No you didn't
t. the real inventor

23 year old, barely over 0.5ppg in the AHL, a king of manlets. Shame, he has a neat name.

which player is better?

L W A
W
A

based

i love
brad marchand =)

bottom player. dont want some clown taking dumb penalties on >my team.

what are the stats even?
minutes played, shots, XYZ, XYQ, penalty minutes?

>being this casual

Is this a doggo thread?

hockey is the last white sport imo
baseball got spics, jews are big fans
niggerball is all blaps
racing (nascar) is fun onlyl if you're there thinking and partying
hockey is the best for cities

she is the variety of the women that you will be happy to lick her feet and maybe to even lick her ass also, because she is very white and clean

Jets will win the cup
Digits confirm

i like the jets also

How drunk are you right now

I think you might be a virgin

pew pew pew

i feel like you like every team

yes

should be a dank meme game tonight, like Salomaki hat trick dank

I would but he took them with him to the hockey lessons I got him signed up for. They're some bauers

i have had sex, but i have with only prositutes

Fuck you bruins, letting Calgary get a point

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They've got to be pissed at themselves so I'm feeling it

Three point out of conference games were a mistake.

Loser Points in general were a mistake. Losers shouldn't get shit

Gaborik hat trick, cap this

good post

>they unironically call their city smashville

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post stechers dog shes a cutie

kek he has some pretty dead eyes here, i guess it really did get to him

Reply to this post if you hate Grease.

Brassard seen leaving the ice

i have no hatred

what is mike richards doing these days?
sitting around all day snorting oxy still?

No

>put mcleod on waivers
>turn to shit
was he the one really holding it all together?

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Hi Borat.

On my first Sam Adams of the night. Second of the day. Took it slow, had to drive in the rain and traffic

reply to this post if grease doesnt live rent free in your head

I really think that it's just that they've played too many Eastern teams. No emotional engagement.

Pussy

shan't be replying to non-hockey posts

Would you not be happy to lick her feet or ass

ONE
WEEK
UNTIL
TRADE
DEADLINE

she looks like she fucks black guys

you'd like that wouldnt you

SSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRR

comfy meme slappers

who moves

hey I drop acid
Am I cool now

Hey Jest, I hear you may have interest. Whaddya give in return?

kek, I remember that gif as a response to someone expressing their desire to fuck her up the ass, or was it a filename?

Yes, I would be happy for both, but just because she's white doesn't mean she's clean. Although the women I've been with have been clean.

Stop watching porn

Any sport that you can play while wearing make-up and earrings it is not a sport.

Byfuglien, trouba + a 2nd

mcdonagh is not very good, maybe he is the number 3 defenseman on a team that is very good so much to win the stanley cup

you now remember mike ribeiro

Dios mio La cretura

Because it's black history month you racist bigot.

White women are the best
Not as good as dogs though. Not even close

>letting other people's shitty politics dictate what you think
embarrassing tbhfambalamba

she's a big girl

He's back in Nashville as a youth hockey coach from what I heard when I was at the Preds training facility a few weeks ago

>anderson

R V
V

jofa

better keep him away from the teens

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more anti-Preds refpuck

t. Martin Hanzal

who the fuck is gonna win the central?

No issue unless they're made of crack.

>ribeiro
>portuguese
more like pedoguese lmao truly a trashville predator

winnishit

Wild most likely

good doggo wow

Clearly a toss up between Jets or Preds. The rest of them aren't close.

>already showing signs of collapse
Nah don't think so

would be quite the run but pic rel is where you belong chubby boy
>dropped in 4 by the blose
fantastic

Carolina Hurricanes

>already showing signs of collapse
lmao literally what?
please enlighten me, because I only see them winning, and while
missing several key players

For a 33 year old Rick Nash that sucks in the playoffs, fuck I hope not.

Preds desu

how has nobody posted the rick nash pasta yet?

doggosaurus

because nobody likes that finnish autist shit

THANK YOU

it's trash like nash

globalnews.ca/news/4033843/olympic-women-hockey-expansion/
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

test

You can poach ONE player from the >rags for "your team", nothing in return. Just a straight take
>who?

that manlet guy

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE, HONEYBUNS.

zuccarella

lundshit, just so he wouldn't go to a potential contender and get a ring.
realistically brady skjei

Doesn't surprise desu. The past 2 Olympics have seen some major turnover in how good each country is. The US and Canada are still the best two teams on paper but each country has a slew of bright young players that are going to be tough to compete with. OAR are predominantly a team full of 20 year olds that have shown that while they don't have the experience, they have the skill to make life tough for any team. I'm picking then to win bronze this year. Also Mirco Muellers sister for the Swiss is crazy good

>bridgestone commercial that isn't pk talking about ice cream

wtf

Predz memes

>get back home
>Preds score
Welp.

I LIKE IT, I LOVE IT, I WANT SOME MORE OF IT

very, VERY nice meme slappers

>2inne

once more goal in the next 2 mins to confirm the meme

Meme wrister > meme slapper

>Extend OT to 10 min 3v3
>2 points for a ROW
>1 point for a shootout win
>no points for losers

>3 points for regulation win
>2 points for OT win
>1 point for OT loss

>leave the standings the same
>git gud

Fucking Karlsson.

shit the fuck up, queer

meme game

Arvi hattrick incoming

Now this is a meme game.

Make a gamethread faggots

Offensive defensemen are such a meme.

/hoc/ is my gamethread

/hoc/ is our gamethread pal.

lol

>implying this shit general would be any better without actual hockey game discussion

>OT = 1 regular extra period
>2 points for Win
>bring back ties, each gets 1 point

>1 point for ot loss
No you stupid nigger that's exactly what we're trying to eliminate

This guy doesn't /hoc/

POOK

Can someone else POOKpost reply to me, I can’t reply to a trip. Thanksss

PREDZ
MEMES

Unironically this.

POOK

Ties are for faggots and trannies and there's no room in the game of hockey for them

Never heard of it.

>this triggered
LMAO

Based pookposter