SVK - USA Universities 1/8 FINAL

Starting in 5 hours

Heh now it's time we show our true power level
*removes eye patch releasing ton of energy*
See we held back before to get to this point. It's all a part of the plan

>posting a game thread this early

you are worst slovak. you are the slovak idiot you are the slovak smell. return to czechoslovakia. to our slovak cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha

I wonder how many Americans are confused playing against some sort of Russia 4 times in a row

I'm going to sleep now, it's 11PM here, have alarm clock for 4AM. It's your duty to keep it alive.

couldn't you ex-Soviet countries think of a more original flag instead of just copying Russia?

We honestly expect it in hockey desu.

>we have to play Czechoslovakia twice in a row to have a chance to play Yugoslavia or Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic

fugging commie slavs
we need a bunch of Miracles on Ice

I'm only surprised you distinct Slovakia and Slovenia

Also, we are celebrating 100 years of Slovak-USA relationship this year, isn't that wholesome?

>have to beat Slovaks
>then Czechs
>then either Russians or Slovenes
>then either Swedes, Finns or Canadians if we somehow manage to get that far (let's be real here, Korea, Germany, Norway, and Switzerland aren't making it to the semifinals unless somebody massively chokes)

thanks Bettman

>return to czechoslovakia
Embrace the Slav. If you defeat [czecho]Slovakia, you'll have to play against Czech[oslovak]ia.

posting on Cred Forums has made me pretty good at knowing countries and flags. watching sports and shitposting with people from all over the world is pretty damn comfy.

even though we are kind of sucking in the Olympics (except for women) I like international hockey a lot.

WJC was fucking awesome too. even though we only got bronze, that crazy outdoor game was one of the best hockey games I've ever seen.

should have just titled this thread Olympics Hockey General


hoping the Japanese ladies can beat the Swiss and the Korean ladies can beat the Swedes

Will NBC show this live? And what time is the game (Central time please)?

it's at 9pm central time (puck drop at 9:10)

also fuck NBC, use a VPN on cbc.ca or go to onhockey.tv

Don't even bother watching. Our NT is really shitty right now because of the NHL kike.

Ameribros that haven't been paying attention listen up:

we have to win this game, and then 3 more games for Gold. 4 games in a row. we didn't do well enough in the preliminary games to get seeded, so we are playing on Hard mode here.

>win 3 in a row and then lose = Silver
>win 2 in a row and then lose = play game to try to win Bronze

if we lose this game tonight, WE GET NOTHING also Cred Forums will mercilessly laugh at us

>not supporting your national team even when the odds are heavily stacked against them

if you don't like 'Merica you can GIT OUT

thanks man

Heh it's all part of the plan kid we're winning gold

if we do, it will be the greatest American Olympics accomplishment of all time. the new Miracle on Ice.

I'm bored and this isn't starting for 4 hours so I'm making it my personal mission to keep this thread alive until its starts

I will not allow the soccer fags to 404 this

Thank you, going to sleep now. See ya in 4 hours

soccerfag here
I'm just here to support to the team and the watch the meltdown.

a Czech Slovak?

stop making 1,000,000 divegrass threads douchebag

All Slovaks with three digits IQ go to Czechia for college

are you old enough to remember what it was like before the Czech-Slovak split?

Poverty hockey, nothing to see here.
Thank you uncle Bettman for not allowing real hockey players to compete.

nah, I was born after that. the split was a scam made by 2 politics who wanted to rule and it has not changed much. More important was the fall of communist regime 4 years before that.

at least now there is a chance for someone besides Canada to win.
fuck the leafs, if that means we get fucked too, so be it.

fuck the Russian dopers too

do you get treated any differently in Czech because you are Slovak?

>tfw it is very possible for Canada, USA, OAR to not medal at all

still rooting for USA, but I like this. let's give the little guy countries a chance for once instead of just steamrolling everything with NHL players.

HOCKEY
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Finland smells like piss

h...hah, we got this.... r-right guys...?

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