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Lucas Foster
Lucas Foster

Men's

KOR-SUI
JPN-CAN
GBR-NOR
ITA-SWE

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youtube.com/watch?v=nr6TJxrl3Ng
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshi_Hoketsu
youtube.com/watch?v=BMxtjh9E7BY
youtube.com/watch?v=Ytcjy3Em_O8
youtube.com/watch?v=RceHlCJ4zrU
streamable.com/ftdp9
credforums.com/thread/81759330/sports
youtube.com/watch?v=BoJzmmsOeW8

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Make or break time for the guys

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

Come on GB, I'm a City fan who needs to forget!

Isaac Fisher
Isaac Fisher

the everlasting tournament

when does this shit end?

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

No Shuster
I wanted to see his redemption pt.2

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

GB IS ON FIRE NORWAY IS TERRIFIED

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

will we finally break out losing streak?

Noah Hall
Noah Hall

lol

Gabriel Perry
Gabriel Perry

Saturday for the boys, Sunday for the lads.

Daniel Roberts
Daniel Roberts

lol this game looks so easy

Michael Roberts
Michael Roberts

Last night was such an awesome match

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

no bully plz

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

It's not.

t. knower

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

He doesn't need redemption, needs to go full on shuster for when we play him

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

Is that Mr Rogers on the GBR-NOR game?

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

Italy

John White
John White

I don't get what is going on, how is this a sport?

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

SUI-KOR

We will win all the curlings

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

What the fuck are we doing.

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

brainlet

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

Great start for the lads

Brody Price
Brody Price

Nice one, lads

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

I was just about to ask what you were up to.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

how do you give away 3 in the first end lmao

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

We have a better curling team, wrong team got the ticket to the Olympics, corruption

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

your brain on capitalism

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

Edin for three in the first end

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

Why didn't norge select the younger team

Asher Rivera
Asher Rivera

3 in the first end
Welcome to the club

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

this is shit

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

Tror ni att dom hade curlingföräldrar?

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

gold medals in the summer olympics should be worth 4 winter ones

James Wood
James Wood

medals in judged events should be worth 1/4 of any other medal

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

I support Norway!

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Me too

Chase Green
Chase Green

Oooooooooooooh baby a triple

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

fuck you japan just let us break our losing streak

Landon Lee
Landon Lee

triple takeout, naisu

Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

B-babcock pls

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

Norway suck

Chase Morales
Chase Morales

:)

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

Is Koe , Canadian skipper, 43 years old? good
It is amazing, curling is age free sport to participate in Olympics.

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Norway's stupid pants make me angrier than they perhaps should.

James Reyes
James Reyes

4-0

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

I'm pretty sure one of Germany's female long-track speed skaters is around 45. Age is just a number, my friend.

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

No way

Carter Howard
Carter Howard

the japanese guys are so cute <3

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

I wanted to watch tonight but my wife is sick of it. She said that since the US isn't playing she wants to watch something else tonight. I'll be here in spirit boys.

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

I thought Norway were supposed to be good at Winter sports lmao

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

Pretty sure they want their opponents to be distracted by those pants. Psychological warfare.

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

Koe is good. He's no Kevin Martin, but he's probably the best in this tournament.

The only reason he can play at 43 is because he doesn't need to sweep much as a skip.. Having been curling 20 more years than some 20 year old is a big advantage.

James Edwards
James Edwards

Can I put my spirit in your wife?

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

implying curling is a sport

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Curling is not a winter sport tbqh

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

Now that you say it, I think I might root for you, but it'd hurt as well

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

Norway

Camden Martinez
Camden Martinez

4-0 here as well

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

Tell your wife to fuck off or else you'll divorce her. Don't be such a bitch.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

No skis in curling
Asthma does not help in curling

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

Yeah hahaha, they only have 28 medals so far. Absolute garbage.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

What did she about the female Russian curler?

Adrian James
Adrian James

this is when you watch with a stream. you can whatever she wants on the tv.

James Hall
James Hall

not a winter sport just because you don't have an advantage with asthma
S E E T H I N G

Jordan Young
Jordan Young

All good tonight

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

good meme

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Is there not enough cross-country skiing involved for your liking, Bjorn?

Sebastian Gomez
Sebastian Gomez

Give her one from me, lad

Nicholas Mitchell
Nicholas Mitchell

If there were 12 skeleton and curling events we would have that many medals too.

Jaxon Anderson
Jaxon Anderson

Our problem, too focused on events that don't give out many medals

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

"meme"

You guys are THIS close to being Olympic Athlete from Norway in Beijing

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

W H I P P E D
H
I
P
P
E
D

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

Having been curling 20 more years than some 20 year old is a big advantage.

Totally agree. This sport seems require experiences than masculinity.

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Summer version of curling needs to be in 2020's Olympics.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

sure

Angel Long
Angel Long

That was only our 4th stolen end this tournament

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

Wizards levitating balls isn't a sport

Asher Sanders
Asher Sanders

We should just bribe the IOC to add more skeleton events.
time trial
mass start
pursuit
team event
freestyle
surfstyle

Evan Thomas
Evan Thomas

would love to watch mass start

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

It's too bad there's no speed skating, snowboarding, bobsleigh, luge, figure skating, hockey, and a shit-ton of skiing. That way, Canada would be in 3rd place in the medal standings. Oh wait...

Who needs to be good at more than 2 sports anyway, am I right?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

I'm gonna put it in her tonight friend, I'll be sure to think of you.

She thought the blonde with the glasses was kind of cute

She wants to spend some quality time together. We'll see how it goes.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Kek
French (obviously) professional in action:
youtube.com/watch?v=kLodxFoq1K0

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

What's her son want to watch?

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

What's with all the mouth breathers at the beginning of the thread that don't understand the game? Imagine how retarded you have to be to enter a thread of something you don't understand and started making an ass of yourself.

Anyway, who should I watch since Jewster isn't on?

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

This is the comfiest I've been watching GB. All our games have barely been more than a point or two in it

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Hahahahaahha get it because it's not your kid ecks dee
Can you at least come up with new material?

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

This is private latrine by the way

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

You need to fuck her in the ass and scream out Anna's name just like Eve does. Only way to get your honor back

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

submitting to your wife's every whim
Independent, thinking men with gigantic cocks watch curling and they watch it often. Demand your olympic matches like a proper man, pussy.

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

This. Make your wife appreciate it until she begs to watch it by herself.

Jayden Gonzalez
Jayden Gonzalez

scream out Anna's name just like Eve does.
That's only cause Anna's got the strap on

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Norwegians are cheats

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

This hour of Cred Forums is brought to you by Incels United

Liam Anderson
Liam Anderson

how do you cheat in curling? is that even possible?

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

What's our chance to win gold in men's curling

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

end 1: 3 points
end 2: 1 steal
end 3: 1 steal

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

I'm still not convinced on the sweeping. It's strange that sweeping produces enough heat to melt the ice and drastically alter the trajectory of the stone without causing any long-term damages to the playing surface.

Luke Rodriguez
Luke Rodriguez

Take E
Sweep like a motherfucker

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

I'm watching the Brits just because I haven't seen them yet. Canadian Billy Corgan might snap if they lose which could be entertaining also.

Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

kek

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

the sheets are pebbled after every game

Christopher Wood
Christopher Wood

Let's say it's a big disappointment if they don't make it to the final at least

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

It doesn't melt it.

John Williams
John Williams

One thing to enter at the start of the tournament but considering we're halfway through you should know what's what by now

Logan Fisher
Logan Fisher

Add tobogganing too. That'd be a great mass start race down the snowboard runs.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

ask the russian lol

Cameron Rivera
Cameron Rivera

This post brought you by: Captain Reddit. When you're not getting the upvotes you need, go to Cred Forums and act like an attention starved woman (or numale if you like) and get those pathetic (You)'s.

Eli Thomas
Eli Thomas

I'd love to see Skelecross, you'd have to drive yourself through turns and jumps with several other competitors, would be pretty fun to watch and to practice as well.

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

nbcnews.com/storyline/winter-olympics-2018/amp/russian-curler-faces-scrutiny-after-doping-tests-return-positve-n849201

Robert Brooks
Robert Brooks

very thin layer of water. like microscopic. it refreezes almost immediately, and doesnt flow anywhere because of surface tension.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

UK had a 56 year old win a medal in Horse Dancing at Rio

Carson Carter
Carson Carter

Have y'all seen Black Panther, guys? Out in cinemas now, get your tickets.

#WhatBlackPantherMeansToMe

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

swiss

Ethan James
Ethan James

Rio were fake Olympics.

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

My sides I like it

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

noty

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

what is this guy talking about wiggling pants?

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

No I'm not black so I'm not interested :)

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

London the real olympics?

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

Can we also add the English version too?

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

/pol/

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

Someone might love you one day champ, hang in there. I know you'll get that first kiss eventually.

Connor Cooper
Connor Cooper

Bring cricket back

Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

Holy fuck just watched a post-Canada match interview NBC did with Shuster. He literally broke down and started crying. George had to finish the interview. Jesus.

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

It's the same as ice skating, the water layer is microscopic

Benjamin Williams
Benjamin Williams

Sure, good ones

Show me a video

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

edin gets overconfident in the semis and ends up with bronze

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

Fellas, what's your favorite summer Olympics event? Archery here. Watch it as religiously as curling in the Olympics.

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

Evading positive drug tests

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

Didn't get to see the match live but watched the replay - incredible game.

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

cycling cus we dominate everything

Logan Rodriguez
Logan Rodriguez

Summer olympics are better

Lucas Wright
Lucas Wright

From yesterday? The one that was like midnight est?

Anthony Martinez
Anthony Martinez

youtube.com/watch?v=nr6TJxrl3Ng

Similar rules to Pentaque, get the closet ball to the jack to score points.
Except instead of throwing the ball, you roll it and the balls are not perfectly round so they naturally curve.

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

rowing

Colton Diaz
Colton Diaz

Favorite event is judo or archery

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

I know it. Oldest Olympian from Japan named Hiroshi Hoketsu ( 75 yrs old) tried to go there, but he could not because the horse was sick.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshi_Hoketsu

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

I believe you're the one who said something along the lines of "What the fuck? I'm the same." when I said the only ones I watch every round of are curling and archery.
I also like all the outdoor shooting events in the summer games. Indoor volleyball is the best fap fodder.

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

Go get pegged by your wife, WBM.

Caleb Morales
Caleb Morales

Brits looking good

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Well, it 6 2 be Norway right now

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

Oh well, looks nice. Needs a good technique. I validate your suggestion. Seems bit less fun to play though

Zachary Brooks
Zachary Brooks

Must feel 6 2 be Norway right now

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

I know you are, but what am I?

Luis Wright
Luis Wright

no drama this round of mens matches. not really interested in watching the non canada games, unlike last round, or any of the womens matches.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

That was me. Was Actually starting to get into archery myself but I snapped my back around the same time and it's almost impossible to pull a bow now.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

It's a sport mostly played by pensioners to be honest.

Ian Rivera
Ian Rivera

TV comments:
they might kick out the two yellows
hehe

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Japanada looks like a solid match

Samuel Morales
Samuel Morales

Yeah they didn't show the interview live but had it on the replay. I'm trying to find a clip.

Parker Anderson
Parker Anderson

almost had it. damn but still nice shot good luck boys

Oliver Perry
Oliver Perry

Yeah same for Pétanque. But I used to play it with my family when I was younger. I like the aspect of the balls being weighty so you really need to scarp them and not only touch like it is in your version

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

dope for curling
still only get bronze

William Lopez
William Lopez

Needs Punished Shuster for the meme potential.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

please use a proxy so you can post with a different flag

Robert Green
Robert Green

Throwing is always going to need more power than rolling.
I'd like to see someone try throwing a curling stone.

James Myers
James Myers

50mm of rain over the next two days
temperatures as high as 10
I think the snow is finally gonna start going away guys

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Would probably break the ice.
It could be a new trial: "Stone's Throwing"

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

Why don't GB just take out every single stone Norway tries to play and force a 1 every time Norway has the hammer when they have a 4 point advantage.

Caleb Jackson
Caleb Jackson

heheh

youtube.com/watch?v=BMxtjh9E7BY

Isaac Perez
Isaac Perez

LET THE ICE BEGIN

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

Wtf was that

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

Sounds like the highland games
youtube.com/watch?v=Ytcjy3Em_O8

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

kek

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

I tried getting into archery but the clubs were too far at the time. Might try again soon. Be easier to get into than curling that's for sure. I like the looks of the traditional/longbow archery clubs but they're mostly down south in the home counties.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

Can't take out any stones that aren't in the house until the 5th stone

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

not really. huge misses from japan. canada not clean, but still much better than japan.

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

THIS IS IT KOE!

DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!!

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

I've seen this in a Carl Barks story, didn't know it still existed. Nice.
This time it would be on ice, maybe with skates, so it could be on winter olympics. I think we just created an interesting thing.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

I actually went out and bought my own recurve and the club I shot at proceeded to shut down a few weeks later

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

thats what they are doing

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

BBC switching to ski style where we'll come 9th or something
But first social media shite
Really?

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

if u are canadian, the good news is that you have a huge amount of wilderness to just walk into and practice shooting. get a target setup and the entire country is your range.

David Turner
David Turner

She's Czech I think. Or some other eastern Euro. She was busted for PEDs before.

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Even as just a hobby it would be cool. I have land I can practice on which is cool until I got semi-competitive about it. If my back gets fixed. Closest curling club is about a 2hour drive which feckin sucks. Sure you'd have something near for curling - isn't it bigger there since it originated in Scotland or not? I'd love to get into it.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Too bad, this half-pipe thing is so lame.

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

Red button, lad

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

take one point or give 3 points
which would be good?

Ian Mitchell
Ian Mitchell

I know, but still annoying

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

Bit sick of the BBC peddling these tedious sob stories, tbqh. It's not fucking X-Factor, no one cares about muh depression and muh anxiety, so bore off.

Wyatt Bell
Wyatt Bell

take 1 always

Landon King
Landon King

For once we don't have any of that, surprisingly. They didn't talk about the host country either.

Henry Richardson
Henry Richardson

That sucks. My mate had a plastic short bow that we used to play with in his back garden til I put a few arrows through the hay bales and punched holes in his dad's shed.
I would be if I was Scottish. Midlander here and looking up on the 'get inspired' BBC site the nearest is about two hours from me and up one of the most congested motorways.

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

kek, we're so bad.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Wew

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

www.kcentv.com/article/sports/olympics/10-to-watch/when-the-us-didnt-want-him-curler-john-shuster-trained-harder/507-519129235

PUNISHED SHUSTER, A MAN DENIED BY HIS HOMELAND

Jaxson Sanders
Jaxson Sanders

hey, a left handed curler

Eli Walker
Eli Walker

Korea

Christian Clark
Christian Clark

There's a reason literally all the GB curlers are Scots

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

motorway

Angel Martin
Angel Martin

fuck him

Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

That bites. Thought maybe it bled down south of Scotland too but I suppose not. I truly believe curling has the potential to take off soon though.

Nathaniel Scott
Nathaniel Scott

what's the name of the language you're speaking dickhead?

John Cook
John Cook

But Elise "If their eyes are slanted, they're getting planted" Christie is a brave little warrior who deserves our sympathy.

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

pretty gay, i was liking the snow

it last snowed in like october and everyone thought we'd ACTUALLY have a winter this year

Aaron Price
Aaron Price

There are two places to do curling outside of scotland, neither of them easy to get to

James Ward
James Ward

Anna Sloan's a leftie desu

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

it sure isnt british

Dominic Scott
Dominic Scott

2
jesus

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

It's come down south of the border plenty, just really spread out.
Strangely there are more shooting clubs around here than archery too. Both pretty damn local though.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

this fatty sux

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

matt hamilton's enthusiasm is infectious. he's like a little excitable kid. he gets so happy, and also, so sad.

Connor Reed
Connor Reed

One is in Tunbridge wells
Why?

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

I would love to see him skip

Jack Robinson
Jack Robinson

well, britain has a long history of shooting sport. the whole idea of a sport jacket is from shooting to begin with.

Benjamin Morris
Benjamin Morris

USA Curling tried to backstab The Shust

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

Is this any good?

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

i can't tell if you mean like, the act of skipping along, or skipping a team. either way, i'd watch both.

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

Give londoners something to do on a day off

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

nice shotto

Dylan Bailey
Dylan Bailey

Canada kept fucking up again and again

top zozzle

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

yet somehow still in the lead

David Adams
David Adams

Londoners are too busy praising Allah desu

Camden Brooks
Camden Brooks

LEL I would like to see him take over for Shitster. Could see him physically skipping after a good end though.

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

Fuck Kennedy

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

True. Archery has been damned important to our nation in the past. Got a few books on the longbow for Christmas and it was a mainstay in English armies for centuries. Hell, Jack Churchill took his longbow to WWII.
I'm right next to a large Chase which was hunting grounds for centuries too they have a couple shooting clubs still going up there even if hunting there ended decades ago.

William Foster
William Foster

are you talking about Shuster's body of work?

Joseph White
Joseph White

IT'S OGRE

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

Norway

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

No way

William Hill
William Hill

EASY
EASY
EASY

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

Lel.

I've heard Rowan Cheshire's story about 4 times over the past few days. Fucking kill me.

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Having culture

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Norway getting wiped up here.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

Wait, you can concede in the curling?

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

have law school interview
"Who is one person, living or dead, that you would like to have a conversation with'
i immediately replied "John Shuster"

William Evans
William Evans

ello ello ello what's all this then?

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

Better luck next time, Norgay.

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Yes

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

Yes

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

The rule didn't need to exist before this match

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

As long as 6 ends have been completed, yes.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

lel

Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

If we do good in Curling are we getting hot or getting very cold?

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

It's basically a competition on who can fuck up the most. The women's top this, though.

Parker Price
Parker Price

7
What the fuck happened in that end?

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

I m talking about uniqueness of american sports wear.

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

Norway not conceding cause the bus back to the village hasn't arrived yet
BBC with the bants

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Wait they just showed on ABC that the US men made it, did they not?? I

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

no asthma advantage

Nathan Murphy
Nathan Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=RceHlCJ4zrU

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

those crotches

oh my

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Some states have culture too, user.

Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

BBC has no right to be this cheeky tbqh. It's fucking Norway. They're winter Olympic gods. We've only got medals because of spider man suits.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

geez

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Christ

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Is that where the pee pee go

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

S O Y
O
Y

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

So teams just give up in curling when the gap becomes too big?

David Campbell
David Campbell

just tuned in. the fuck?

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

Realistically you're not gonna get 9 points in 3 ends

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

If Russians cheat at it, it's a sport.

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

hello where are qts?

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

Pretty much

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Canada misses double peel twice
Japan missed clearing stones multiple times as well
Canada gets 2

man, nerve wracking game

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

doping in curling
What the fuck is the point?

Luke White
Luke White

might as well just get some beers, user.

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

3 bongs and 15 bings away

Jeremiah Williams
Jeremiah Williams

lmao Viktor Kjell what a dude
streamable.com/ftdp9

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Never Curled in my life and I like to think I'd be able to slot into that Qatar team nicely tbdesu

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

30-0

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

turn on the game
9-3 in the 7th end

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

Increased bloodflow helps with muscle fatigue and stamina. It does give a bit of an advantage.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

Canada overwhelms in tactics and accuracy over us. seems we should give a white flag to them already.

Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

they have curling at the country club I belong to and I get high in the parking lot then go smash beers and curl. shit would be boring af sober

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

Think you could do a job in this Norway team

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

The Chinese wait until it is mathematically impossible

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

both teams are playing below their standard. lots of misses all around. canada just has less misses.

Oliver Cruz
Oliver Cruz

I'd have conceded last frame and got a round in so I'd definitely be better for morale

Isaiah Parker
Isaiah Parker

Britain in a rush

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

country club curling
pretending like curling isnt a peasant sport played by sheepherders and potato farmers

John Morris
John Morris

This is spot on. At first I was thinking he'd be a great skip but I wonder if he's too immature to handle it, he gets easily frustrated and his decision making is spotty sometimes. Glad he's on the team though.

Logan Kelly
Logan Kelly

ninight lads

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Kennedy is doing good. Look at his shot at the moment. really good

Eli Edwards
Eli Edwards

Guess you could look at the mixed to see what he might be like

John Thompson
John Thompson

Nice nights work, boys

GB v Japan in a few bongs

My penis is ready for some HARD YAPPING

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

It looks like the top 4 are going to be
Sweden
Switzerland
Canada
Great Britain
They all have at least a 2 win lead over the next teams with 1 or 2 games left

Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

Night dude

John Morris
John Morris

when the math says it isnt happening

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

what did you mean by this?

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

10-3
welp

Jace Young
Jace Young

I feel like he'd at least make firm decisions and his team wouldn't second guess him like they do with Shuster

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

night

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

kennedy always does good. he's probably the best overall player in the world.

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

CLUUUUUUUTCH by Sweden

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

Didn't get to watch much but from what I heard they shot at the top of field in terms of % but didn't make the medal bracket. So my concerns might be spot on.

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

I want us to win but I can close my eyes when the shouting starts and just pretend

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

actually no. he's not the shot caller on the mixed team with his big sister either. i think he's in the position that suits him best. throwing middle rocks mostly for takeouts, and a dedicated sweeper, and contributing to team energy. i dont think his personality suits being the shot caller.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

potential Great Britain - Canada final
Kino

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

He's definitely a strong sweeper.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

Korean skipper reminds me of the Asian guy from the IT Crowd episode where Moss goes on Countdown

Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

What the fuck did he mean by this

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

More likely to be sweden canada

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

Apparently Norway sent a shit team to the Olympics and snubbed some young guns so they could send the old man celeb

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

muh wacky pants

Brayden King
Brayden King

True. He is a big dude with a strong throw and sweep. I just like his attitude - it's very classic American.

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

well hes retiring after this, and lets face it, norway is not a medal contender regardless. at least with the pants etc, they get more exposure. i understand the decision from a big picture standpoint of the olympic commitee. sucks for the athletes.

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

Someone may have already asked this, but what is the best game on now?

I have an incestral stake in all except Korea vs Switzerland if that helps

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

Is this KOR-SUI match important to the standings or is it a bit of a dead rubber?

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

i think of him like a puppy dog. and he seems like a fun guy to hang out and have a beer with. he's still young so he'll be in the curling program for a while yet, which is good. i think hes mid 20s.

Michael Morgan
Michael Morgan

Scotland and Canada are THE curling nations, regardless of how well they've performed this olympics

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

South Korea is already eliminated
Switzerland is practically in already

Ryder Wilson
Ryder Wilson

strange

John Scott
John Scott

I see him as a fat version of Blain from Predator.

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

We literally have more World Championships on the men's side (and women's for that matter)

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

More like a dead stone amiritelads

Isaac Gutierrez
Isaac Gutierrez

Livescores

NOR 3-10 GBR
JPN 4-6 CAN
KOR 5-6 SUI
ITA 3-6 SWE

Owen Hernandez
Owen Hernandez

You're pretty much spot on. He's middle American good guy. He's like a champion cornholer type of guy.

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

LEL Fuck yes. I like it.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

canada vs japan is pretty close

David Baker
David Baker

That's what the Beeb said. This Norway team was all like mid 40s but there's another team that was doing "well" on the international scene and went to the International Championships. There was no qualifying tournament and they sent the team that was "popular" in Norway.

Apparently the Skip or someone appears on Celebrity TV shows in Norway quite often

Joseph Watson
Joseph Watson

ok japans men, u need to stop this NAISU shit right fucking now. im already muting the womens games, i dont want to mute you guys too.

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

Amen

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

That's just how they talk, Cananon

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

is ulstrud done?

RIP old man

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

interesting way to launch

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

That's not a very naisu attitude you have there

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

good bounce

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

yellow is in

Sebastian Rivera
Sebastian Rivera

having two more golds is more impressive than having twelve more silvers

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

Is Canada going to take 2 points?

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

tfw the memes get too real

www.nbcolympics.com/video/shuster-overcome-emotion-after-us-upset-canada

Lads...

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

Thanks

Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas

just not as fun without Shuster. threads are a lot better without that weird military American though.

Jackson Miller
Jackson Miller

i hope so, no koe being cowardly

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

this comment
from the United States of Bronze
how unexpected, yes 1 gold is worth more than 100000 silvers

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

watches Talladega Nights once

Landon Kelly
Landon Kelly

I hope they never cure you. You're disturbing.

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

Unironically yes. One gold medal is worth more than 100 silvers.

Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

Who's your favourite curler?

Ethan Martinez
Ethan Martinez

Even I'm agreeing with you there

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

? Never seen it ? ?
?

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Shitster

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

win by micro metre
What measure methods were used when the times without measuring equipment ?

Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

LOL

Switzerland getting beat by SKR even though they won their last 2 in amazing fashion

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

that feel with Q

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

Watching the Jap team has raised one question in my mind: Will Team Gaki ever play a curling batsu of some sort?

Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

If Korea manages to win this match we've won the group stage also^^

>>>>>>>>>mfw Canada finishes 4th

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

There's a quote
If you're not first, you're last
That plays a moderately large part of the film

Grayson Parker
Grayson Parker

Well there's a thing called the medal table where it's ranked by golds, then by silvers, then by bronzes.

(except in the US when they're no winning by golds but by bronzes)

Christopher Powell
Christopher Powell

Speaking of which
credforums.com/thread/81759330/sports

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

Koe needs to step down and give the skip to Marc Kennedy

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

japan in trouble here

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

I know we're meming but obviously gold is better. Though more bronze and silver means you've competed at a high level consistently.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

no bulli

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

mfw the Buffalo Bills in the 90s

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

I'd be happy with that

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

japan

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

Edin loses his third Olympic semi-final in a row

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

congrats Canada good luck

you are superior than our team.

Samuel Rogers
Samuel Rogers

those two shuster stones from Japan

Jaxson Thomas
Jaxson Thomas

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA

FUCKING WEEB

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

leafs took out their frustrations on the nips for last night

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

KMart and JJ

Joseph Williams
Joseph Williams

I didn't watch a single match yesterday.

US men beat Canada
How did this happen?

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Shuster was clutch (srs)

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

it was a miracle on ice

Sebastian Baker
Sebastian Baker

Punished Shuster

Elijah Martin
Elijah Martin

there's only one Miracle on Ice in Curling
youtube.com/watch?v=BoJzmmsOeW8

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

FUCKING WEEB

I love my country

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

As funny as it is watching Shuster fail repeatedly, I'm happy for him

Owen Mitchell
Owen Mitchell

Canada was good?