If you were paid 200000 a year to be permanently naked- would you? You would have full immunity to any legal trouble...

If you were paid 200000 a year to be permanently naked- would you? You would have full immunity to any legal trouble, and would have full rights to the same life you have now.

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Nah.

I’d need to be naked around my family. I’d have to go down the street with people disgustedly looking at me. 200k just isn’t enough. Honestly I can’t really think of a number. I’d lose my freedom for life essentially.

I live alone so yeah, I would do the same shit i do now but naked and get money too.

Hell fucking yeah, anyone who bitches at me is just jealous. Imagine never needing to work again and all you gotta do is whip out the ol schlong and balls combo

I live in Florida now, so sure. Before that I lived in the frigid North, 30 below zero and naked... No.

I actually wouldn't have a problem with seeing my family. My mom actually knows I'm a Nudist... I was actually totally naked around her and my girlfriend on Christmas Eve when she came over

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As long as you're healthy there's nothing disgusting in looking at a naked human. I look at naked old people all the tine as long as the body works as nature intended it's beautiful

Hell yeah I would. I’d finally have enough money to get some decent clothes.

>full immunity to any legal trouble
Full immunity to weather conditions would be a better idea here. Am I at least allowed to wear shoes?

Here is an actual pic

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Naked old bodies can reeeeeeally push the boundaries of beauty user

Sign me up, it won't be much different to my current life apart from the extra money

Sure, why not. I am used to people laughing at me all the time, so this wouldn't really change anything.

clotes r also protection of the enviorment
but id do it for some years

this is what in thinkin lol

This is also me jacking off another time she came over... We were also doing blow but it did happen

Technically you have full immunity to walk down the street with a raging boner while making eye contact with people. Browse the mall with your dick out in full view of people’s kids. You can stand inside a train and just helicopter your meat and nobody can say shit. Fucking possibilities are endless with enough confidence

200000 what?

Usd

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Here's a really cool shot of me firing a huge load in front my mom. It's not sexual just kind of our sense of humor

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Bump

Yes. I don't go out much.

Probably move further south though

How would that work

Is that you and your mum? No way! Must be nice to be completely shame free, I mean that in a good way. Is your mom a nudist too? More pics please!

Yes, but I'd move somewhere warmer and dryer after the first year. It's between 30 and 75 F here, and rainy 300 days a year.

Thanks... I'm glad someone can understand. Here's me and my neighbor

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Hell yeah

And no, Ive actually never seen my mom naked since I was a small kid. My mom and my gf always wear clothes

Old pic

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Absolutely I'll actually like it

A more recent one my gf took last year of me talking to my mom lol

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sure, as long as I can stay indoors during the winter time, it gets too cold here to walk around naked

Well I would do it totally free. I just love the feeling. Here is a pic of me messing with my friend from work

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I'd do it only if I could still wear shoes and socks. Fuck walking around barefoot like some kind of nigger.

Wait hold up. 200000 what? Pesos? Doll hairs? Chicken nuggets? Ive dealt with the devil before, you gotta be hyper specific before taking a deal like this

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Cfnm porn is the best

Me and Mom again

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I prefer to be nude but it's not realistic to never wear clothes. It would either wind up like house arrest or becoming hated by everyone in town.

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14 degrees and snow everywhere, I think I would have to pass.

>rights to the same life you have now
I'm sure there's a right to be clothed or something
What if I get cold?
Do shoes count as clothes?

fuck yeah. I’m a fitfag, so look great naked.

I wouldn't mind it at all. I would proudly masturbate in front of everyone

My mom took this photo of me blowing a load in front of my cousin, I popped out of the corner and took her by surprise

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No because I live in a cold as fuck climate and i wouldn’t be able to go out and spend the money i’m Getting from being naked

This is the most cringe faggot shit I've ever seen in a thread.

You realize we all know these aren't actually you right?

Who are you LARP'ing for?

I make over 200k a year, so no

Yeah yeah, I know. Just setting the scene I guess

Yep. It don't bother me. My only concerns would be if I needed clothing for warmth or protection.

Yup wouldn't mind pleasing the hung men that may wana spank my juicy ass

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...

No. I don't hate the rest of humanity that much.
And it's cold around here.

legendary artist Uncle T~Bone gets paid piles and piles of squilla to never wear pants.................

>$58 million a year:
petapixel.com/2013/08/15/terry-richardson-says-he-stands-to-lose-hundreds-of-thousands-in-gaga-case/

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Lee Jeans' controversial "Lolita" ad poster for spring-summer 2006 has been found acceptable by the Advertising Standards Board.

Shot by renowned US photographer Terry Richardson, the advertisement - shown in locations including Toorak Road, South Yarra - featured the standard cliches of the soft-porn aesthetic: lollipop being sucked, breast half-exposed, legs spread.

Groups including Australian Childhood Foundation had expressed outrage about the advertisement.

"The clothes can hardly be seen," wrote one complainant to the advertising industry's self-regulator. "This type of ad demeans women."

But while the board acknowledged "there were sexual overtones in the pose, and her consumption of the lollipop", it said that a degree of sexuality in advertising was not unacceptable.

"The board (notes) that the woman is over 18, is fully clothed in attire that is fashionable amongst young women for summer, and that there is no nudity," its determination said.

"The board also (notes) that consumption of this style of lollipop is now common amongst people over 18."

Lee is believed to paid Richardson, 41, $200,000 to shoot its spring-summer campaign - roughly 10 times what an Australian photographer would earn for the same campaign. If it was paying the provocateur for controversy, its investment was rewarded.

The denim company described its campaign as a "tongue in cheek, kitschy and over-exaggerated portrayal of classic denim poses".
theage.com.au/news/national/lees-lolita-ok/2006/10/04/1159641365538.html

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I spend as much time as I can naked anyway.

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Sure would! Good motivation for me to get in shape.

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Yes, if I were allowed to use some of those funds to relocate to someplace that isn't a shithole tundra. Mai PP is sml alrdy ty.

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Hell no. I make $113000 a year now fully clothed and my life fucking sucks. I could only imagine how bad it would be with my little dicky hanging out all day

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I literally need any reason to be permanently naked, and you said I'd get immunity AND money?

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Your mum looks fun. Seems like a pretty cool mom.

Yeah, the country I was born in is piss poor, and 200k USD is enough for an actual lifetime.

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That's a bad idea if I ever saw one

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Same - I live in Michigan and this would suck.

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And then Uncle Terry fucked his ass

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maybe?

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I'll take a pass on this kinda shit. I like wearing clothes.

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hell yeah i love being naked.

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fuck yes
hell I would take that for free

Yes

That's a pretty gay ass tat you have there.

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I'd do it for 200 bucks

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That supposed to be Lady gaga?

sure i would hire some minion to do all stuff for me

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I'm a never nude.

100% legit! he used to date Speedy google his real name and GAGA

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plz tell me how you did that
I'll translate any german/french/latin into english, for it.

the lower face looks familer is that Jennifer Beals

how did you find out????????

fsymbols.com/generators/blocky/

Yall aware that youd either need to hibernate in your house during winter or start growing fur

>fsymbols.com/generators/blocky/
thanks....

>200000 a year
Not. That's not even remotely even close to enough. I'd do it for about 20M/year

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I live in Detroit, fuck that.

If you include PTO and annual bonus, I earn more than that now, and I'm still only mid-career, so no.

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Absolutely. Move down south where it's warm year round. I'd keep in shape. Go to bars.. when my dick gets hard around women they know I'm ready for action. Plus $200,000 is a lot more than I make now.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=0S7jIzqO6P8

Absolutely. Easy money.

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Only if it doesn't bother my girlfriend (or her family, which would end up bothering her).

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Absolutely. I could deal with that

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NEET, never go out, 200,000 and an excuse not to wear clothes fuck ya, just gotta make sure I have lots of blankets coz of the cold tho

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Sure. I'd never have to work again and I'd have a great impetus to exercise.

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>pranked hard

this is the one he is having sex with that is passed off as Juliet Lewis, the photo book came out at east 2 years before Lewis was legal

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>Lewis was legal
kek

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I really like cold weather so no way

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I am an unassuming man, of no great attractiveness no overtly Chad aura, you could describe me as a joker a bit of a laugh but otherwise boring and it would be true.
I have a big fucking cock though, if I could walk around at full mast I genuinely wouldn't give a fuck.
There is no counterstroke there is no comeback you simply have to deal with my big fucking fat pale cock because it is what it is and it do how it fucking do and it is why I am what I am.

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nah

clothes are important protect from elements and if ur dependent permenently on someone else like that well, thats not an option for me as i have those that are such on me

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Is that your sister? She’s fucking hot, good genes friend

nah it is my mum

that was in an art book of his published two years before Juliet was 18

>I am an unassuming man, of no great attractiveness no overtly Chad aura
proof?

nah m8 she was 17 in 1969
that book came out in 2019

the pictue has been on Cred Forums 3 years

nah it just leaked last week

Sure, that's why there are sites arguing about whether it's her from back in 2012.
gawker.com/5879208/thats-not-juliette-lewis-getting-boned-by-terry-richardson-juliette-lewiss-publicist-says

yeah I have only been looking here 3 years i just checked and it came out 2012 as you say

A few years ago i came across a story that had links to a pirate pdf of the art book but thats not my thing

Fucking easy choice

I’d do it for 100k a year

>If you were paid 200000 a year to be permanently naked- would you? You would have full immunity to any legal trouble, and would have full rights to the same life you have now.
what about nudists who do it for free?

mates are you speaking about this book in this picture here:
archive.nyafuu.org/p/thread/3446796/#3453095

????

I GUESS I WOULD DO IT JUST FOR GUMBALLS

what ever book the juliet look alike is from i did not follow the download as I did not want to

only for 3fifty

non of terry's books, besides the lady gaga 1, haver ever been uploaded to the net.....that scam site that had the pdf just titled a virus that name!

no because i don't want the sun to burned my cracker skin

but why would you risk skin damage?

disgusting shoes

niggers have big cocks. however, there is no interest in an old white boomer with a 5 head taking blurry photos of heroin junky models and a million dudes with there peens out. but then again, whoever started this thread is obviously at their last rope creatively because the photographer of these photos is not getting paid by hirshimoot.
sad days for this Terry dude. he must be suicidal at this point.

2003
lmao. anything recent this faggot done?

the Miley lewds are from 2016

the Gavin nudes are from 1969

checked
yeah, besides Miley. those were good tho. doesn't he have some more celebrity a list stuff that never got released? he shot a lot of celebs semi nude, where are like Mariah cary full nudes.

kek

start a new thread and post some "leaked" stuff.
also, tell Johnny Lightning I need a bundle.

lp;

>ouldn't mind it at all. I would proudly masturbate in front of everyone
>My mom took this photo of me blowing a load in front of my cousin, I popped out of the corner and took her by surprise
is this b8?

Sure. I'd get in better shape though. As it is, my neighbors all keep their blinds closed because I parade about naked in the house all the time

lol

>I live alone so yeah, I would do the same shit i do now but naked and get money too.
sex worker?

proof?

maybe, not sure.

Uncle Terry is the new Spiderman.