You have 10 seconds to name something dumber than travelling by aircraft

I feel personally attacked.

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Travelling by automobile. You could be driving 100% perfectly and your vehicle could be in tip-top shape, yet some other asshole falls asleep at the wheel and slams into you faster than you can react, killing you instantly.

Or drunk driver, or just bad driver, or deer, or icy roads, or hydroplaning etc..

Sure plane crashes are scary, but there's 10000x less hazards up in the sky. It basically only comes down to pilot error or a bad mechanical problem.

surfing Cred Forums

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Paragliding

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Being OP

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Thanks for the constructive criticism my friend. Have an upvote!

Then you realize you're the size of your hand because of The Game

Travelling with niggers in an aircraft.

This man gets it

Traveling by bus

This

Travelling around Niggers at all....

I wish I was as cool as you, I bet you're neck deep in pussy.

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you forgot one
>female drivers

Motorcycles

And you forget bacon lovin sandniggers kek

Pressing your ass against another mans ass, and then shitting into his ass then him shitting back into your ass... and continue the cycle forever and ever in an eternal battle of wills

Also old people, illegals, teenagers, drug addicts, disabled people...

Stop posting

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yeah it's difficult sometimes, being this fucking siiiiick
its like sometimes i sit back after spraying my DNA into a girls mouth, and as i watch her spit it into another girls mouth and they make out while fingering themselves, i just think to myself, am i really living up to my full potential?
i realize that obviously I'm cooler than like 99% of people in the world but i always wonder about that other 1%
who are they?
why are they cooler than me
and how

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I'd like to smoke a bowl and talk about life with you. You seem pretty grounded!

Chances to die by travelling with aircraft is 1:1000000 which is same as train. Chances to die by car is 1:6000. Chances to die by motorcycle is 1:800. (In lifetime)

Now think about it.

I'm only grounded for a month, ironically for smoking a bowl.

smoking, traveling in a car, homosexuality, liberals, man induced climate change, (that guy), fuck I could keep going forever.

ive taken well over 800 rides on a motorcycle
yet here i am

Who pooped the poop out his poopoo peeper?

It's a very common game here in Germany.. but far from eternal... somebody always falls asleep then you get another shame poo so he has to wake up and do your poopoo from your peeper in the peepee bowl

Don't hate us cuz you ain't us

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Most airplane crash deaths are instant, like flipping a switch. In a car you tend to burn slowly or bleed do death while pinned in an extremely painful position. if i have to die, I'll take an aircraft crash over a car crash any day.

tesla
What to do with the 9 seconds I've got left?

Irrational fear of flying

> What is probability theory?
Are you retarded? I give you a task. The LD50 for alcohol is 12g/kgbw. That means if you drink 12g/kgbw you will die with 50% probability. Do it.

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traveling by car for the same trip

This is not how statistics work you complete moron. user said those were lifetime statistics. And even if it was every time you rode it would still only be like 64% for 800 rides.

Have you tried catching some air or shredding the gnargnar lately?
Also; full jean attire.. jacket, pants, long sleeve, jean boots, jean hats, jean socks, jean plug, jean hair extensions, jean jeans, jean Genes.

B& this kiddo

I'm 33.

nah bro you're behind the times
we've moved on to full on corduroy
corduroy man thongs are fucking gnarbar

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At least with a plane of we were gonna hit water and do a total bosedive; I could jump early glide, and slip into the water like silk sheets, swim to the surface and REEEEEE

>fell for it

dating a niggger

>bosedive

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH ALL THIS FUCKING JEAN, IT'S SO MUCH FUCKING JEAN

Gonna havta end it tonight with the forbidden back lip nip slip pack a dip triptrip double dip more than just the tip take a sip froma clip

If we assume every uneducated post on Cred Forums is trolling we may as well stop posting. Idiot.

R9k is the board for you then

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Swimming the Atlantic ocean

I see no error.. it was a play on words, my jet was contracted to me by Bose for the hangar party promotions

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Travelling in your morhers womb.

*mothers
Lol

I'm kind of afraid to fly. I've only flown from southern California to San Francisco. It was about 45 minutes. I guess I feel more in control when I drive but as I get older, I don't want to drive such long distances. The longest run I've ever made was with a couple friends years ago. I'm in the US and it's fucking huge here. I was 20 and it was the best time ever. It took me 17.5 hours to go from Key West to Savanna Georgia. There was some road work along the way that slowed its down a bit. I think I put 7,500 miles on my truck in 7 weeks. Was super cool though.

this shit right here, wtf would you run on a skis uphill ?

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You boy! Correct those mistakes. You can did it.

traveling by car

okay greta

OP

Having death anxiety

you

Sticking your dick next to a scorpion

Kek

posting this

dammit user, first post beat me to it.

>Traveling by slip-n-slide
fuck you, would if I could

Op

Simple answer is nothing will happen to you. The odds of you getting in a plane crash and dying are so fucking minuscule that you should have nothing to worry about. Your chances of being struck by lightning is like 1.2 million and your chance of dying in a plane crash are like one in 20 million. You only hear about plane crashes on the news a few times a year, yet they scare you. As you read this there are between 8000 and 20000 planes flying in the air at this moment, and none of them will crash.

As for the cramped metal tube thing, it’s not that bad. As long as you get good seats your flight should be fine and even then you can just pop in headphones and sit quietly. You’ll hardly notice your going 560 miles per hour except for when you land, take off, or some turbulence occurs.

Travelling by duck

> " You have 10 seconds to name something dumber than travelling by aircraft " ;

..... crashing by aircraft ?

If you're in the US take a flight to a different state, I flew from CO to PA to get over mine, takeoff is pretty fun, going from taxi speeds (5-10 mph iirc) to takeoff was like being on a rollercoaster. And I slept through the landing

travelling in a closed metal box weighing 2.5 T by oneself

Topless by bicycle

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