Femanon here

femanon here
Showing off the love of my life to Cred Forums for caturday

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I wish I could torture your children.

What did you being a woman have to do with anything? Cute cat

Give the cat a pet you monster.

I mean it got more people to reply also thanks

He's taking a nap, I'm opting not to disturb him

Thanks

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Thank you OP, very cool.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE RULES!?!

TITS OR GTFO!!!

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Bruh, your cat looks weak. My cat would whoop your cats ass, twist its head off like a bottle cap, bruh.

Does your cat even lift?
Bruh.

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No he sits and eats tuna like the soft fluffy prince he is

I only show tits for money.
Venmo or gtfo

Cute kittie with a cute moosestash.

THEN GTFO, WHORE.

You have two options.
I shouldn't need to tell you them.

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Aww, well bye. Good thread

fuck you pay me little bitch

>TFW This comment makes her seem like an actual huge whore.

out

where do I send money to Mistress?

lmao you fucking bitches are fucked now days.

Oh yus

Lmao grow up

INCEL DETECTED
ABANDON THREAD

Yeah, I know. I hope someone reasonable makes another cat thread too. But I mean it's just wistful thinking. One day. I'll see you later. Have a good one!

Knew it, weak feline doesn't lift.

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Hmmmm I'd give you my Twitter but I don't feel like getting doxed

Clean your fucking house wtf!? How the fuck are you walking around barefoot on all that garbage and crumbs

That post wasn't from op and tbh he's started the whore and tits nonsense sorry about that

How dare you claim to be femanon and then refuse to show tits. Gtfo

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Judging by your fat sausage fingers, you're a chunky monkey.

That stuff is under a table and due to being bipolar and switching around meds I'm trying my best. It's actually looking a lot better then it was

This is a cat thread. Stop with the tits talk seriously grow up

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What does that have to do with caturday?

Yeah, I know. What sort of femanon OP doesn't follow the rules of tits or gtfo? It's nonsense honestly. But you know, I suppose that's how things are. I can't wait until things change. But you know there are other threads.

Nasty skank with excuses. Its always something, right? Some reason not to clean, instead you shove it where you cant immediately see.

You're disgusting.

Yeah, I mean it should be a cat thread but the "femanon here" bait has consequences. I'm sure you knew that though.

It means, on this Caterday you've proven yourself to be a fat, nasty, whore.

What's your damage?

While this is a lawless place we have deep traditions and do not abide by the rule of thottry nor the ignorant.
You have made a grievous error in your statement with superfluous information that will only surmount in a positive outcome should evidence of existence be presented here and therefor exonerating you of any wrongdoings.
In shortform, Dilate.

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This aint redit, bitch. You know the rules of Cred Forums!

Boo hoo

Whore afraid of being fixed, what a society

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Bruh,
Lets address your weak feline. How much does this "cat" even lift, bruh?

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Imagine actually not wanting to see boobs for free
Kill yourself reddit newfag

It doesn't matter what kind of thread this is. Learn how to Cred Forums. Or seriously stfu

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His paws when he feels like it he is a chunky boi

Nice picture

>Based vaginas glow
Nice

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You can snap tits for $$$. Oh but the house is a hidden trash trove. It seems like the damaged one is you, hoe. Use those chunky fingers to clean your shithole.

So y'all really never heard of a joke then? Y'all really thought I'd seriously send anyone nudes for money? Lmao if I would send nudes for money I'd just post tits dumbass

What is this a prank video? "Gone wrong". What exactly did you think was going to happen?

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I guess because the last time I posted Lance for caturday I got cat pictures back and someone actually drew him for me which was super nice and made my day soooo

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Nice joke, a better one would be posting rocking tits.

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I mean it's much funnier to watch people loose their shit because they aren't getting the tit pics they "deserve"

>posts "femanon here"
>expects anything else

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>Deserve
You clearly lack understanding, here's an idea.
What would have happened if you posted the thread as simply
>Caturday
>My Cat

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See but low key this is kinda fun because now everyone is piss for no reason :)

I'm not sure if you were trying to bait or not but the reason everyone is targetting you (and I agree it's fucking stupid), is because you said you were a femanon in the OP. If you instead just said hey here's a cat for caturday, none of this would happen

It's obvious that you were trolling from the start. Nobody is really that upset. We're just getting mildly frustrated trying to explain it to you. But you know, "don't feed the troll" and etc.

But like no one but you had realized how fucking dumb it is that the fact that I'm female is gathering this much attention and aggression. Like it doesn't change anything ext for the fact that I might have boobs.

Oh I see, you were pretending to be retarded.
But that's being nice, in actuality that's your worth in it's entirety.
Excellent thread bro, epic.

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I understood it I just didn't care and it got fun fucking with how angry everyone was getting over tits in a random cat thread

READ THE DAMN RULES WHORE TITS OR GTFO Cred Forums really has gone down fucking hill and I can see why

Don't give the troll that reaction. Just calmly explain to "her" as if "she's" literally retarded.

Awesome, go be nice to your cat and make it again if strangers on the internet make you love it more, just try not being a dickhead next time coo?

I bet you post log threads

Nah just cat pics

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Yeah I'm posting on other threads because this has been a dumpster fire but caturday threads are a little hard to find because I don't see many people posting on them tbh

Never heard that one before

Let's see the real pussy pics

I got a dog. Do dogs have a day?

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because she’s not following the rules, here’s mine :)

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Thanks femanon

Timestamp?

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I appreciate you following the rules, user.
Heres my fat and retarded pussy

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That's a beautiful little kitter you got there. Give him a kiss and hug from this user. My best buddy of 12 years went outside to fight the good fight and never returned back in 2016, it sucks man. Savor every moment you two are blessed to have together.

also nobody cares about your two X chromosomes loser men have boobs too you niggas ain't special

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thanks i love him

Can you cum from vaginal sex or do you need your clit licked.. or stimulated during intercourse?

Bunch of retards giving this cunt attention without tits. This place needs a purge.

Sage grows in all fields.

d'aaawww, makes a good react pic too

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cat thread friendo

dubs wasted on virgin, the post

females are just the girl version of human males bro; essentially we're all the same so every woman can splooge from vaginal sex if they're not ignorant prude tards. It's not completely their fault tho, society has oppressed them for centuries. a lot of them are too pussy (ha) to play with themselves and experiment and shit while going through puberty, y'know like most males do. If they would do that then they would actually be able to get off from a good dicking

Fine, here....now answer the question.

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hahaha i don’t know i’ve only had sex with one guy, i just finished by myself when he was done

aww what’s he called

tits or gtfo

gtfo attention whore

kek

1. idk breh, i'm not , i just quickly made a half-assed edit of their pic

2. don't assume the gender of an unknown creature to be male. it's 2020 it's time to stop doing that shit. And while we're on that topic, don't be one of those fagcucks that refer to inanimate, gender-less objects of quality and merit as female b/c they're beautiful or something. Y'know like when people refer to boats and ships and cars and shit as "her." Fuck that shit. Do you see a vagina and a pair of averies on that shit? Do you see two X chromosomes? no so don't fucking give it a gender and if you MUST give inanimate shit genders, give it the one you are b/c giving it the opposite gender is the ultimate form of cuckery

Fuck I'm high lol

stop stating you're a femanon then and just post cats, brainlet

Stop replying retards

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Lol ok bro

eee ok doesn’t matter that much though does it, if i was using “he” to refer to a person who might have concepts of society and gender it’d matter but it’s a cat

kill yourself you worthless cunt

Happy caturday

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gosh why are dumb niggers (non-racial use of word) like you so dumb and stubborn

I tried to enlighten you and you're too prideful to accept my gift. have fun being a dumb

I don't care about titties, I just wanna see kitties.

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Kitties are the best

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I try to be a big tough dude, but I just love cute kitties.

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