I'm playing D&D right now. Trips names my character. And my class

Whatever name you want. But it must be a hot shemale drow ranger specialized in 2w fighting.

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PussySlayer of the Light, Paladin.

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Kneegrows, he's a thief

Tinunbangos

Rogue

Rerawl

Rererawl

Danny morel you like this but also you want women dead you're a human failure of a bard.

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Thotslayer, The Incel
He's a mage

Tiefling Warlock, Cockgobbler

Donny Morel the legendary shitting chad?

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that exact one

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assblaster, illithid cleric

Sorcerer named Wizard

roll

kek

Maiden of Pain named Megan from southros

roll

Seriously what is the deal with Donny Morel? He becomes an internet legend, tries to steal someones GF, shits himself whilst downloading a steam game, gets dumped by his GF and fully locked in the friendzone, loses his hair at 14 and now just mopes around his manor doing fuck all. Thing is what people don't understand about Donny is that the dude is a fucking chad deep down. A 16 inch dick that can't get erect is one thing, but taking a full on water shit from your back cavity everytime you release your special sauce is just fucked, and the guy just tanks it, strolling around town like he's the boss. The brown rain dripping down his legs as he rolls a ciggerette. Why he does these things we will never know. But that is why Donny Morel is better than all of us.

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rollin for a Barbarian/Tank type, named Cuddles

Bernard Violeta
Bard

Bowman the Bard

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Doggy Daddy the Druid

JoJo the Barbarian. When you fight you have to say "Ora ora ora ora ora"

rawl again

reroll

re

Op here, Still waiting on trips

Rolling for
Nigger Hunter Killer

re

The fuck

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Jonah Orion. Cleric.
What edition you be playing unless you're fucking around, OP?

Redardingi

Bard

Oh fuck, winner.
/thread

why not Bowena with special dildo tipped arrows

5e vanilla, custom campaign

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Austicto a idiot savant wizard with a poop flinging wand

When ya gonna play it OP? Any more questions?

Roll for "Hunter killer drone in the area". Mage that only uses magic missile

Because you missed the joke.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_the_Bowman

play as jessica the whore
>trips, so i dont rly have to deliver on anything

My party just stared atme

,, seriously? "said my dm.

Yep, i said

Rollllin for this

Chad Thundercock.
Half Celestial

Im making characters now. Done it often so we're playing basically now. Starting at lvl 1.

I kinda need a backatory for bowman the bard.

Dubs gets me a backstory. Make it nice i wanna play him for a while

Yay!

What edition?

But you just got dubs... that means that he either has no backstory or your post somehow is his backstory.
Or he left the archery lifestyle for love of poetry. And/or he uses his magic to conjure magic bows or craft magic bows and arrows for others to use. Also leaves "Fletchers HATE HIM" advertisements around towns...d

what class is it, a fighter? since he's a bowman... not a bard right?

He is the son of a yeoman, the second oldest of 5 siblings, but he was ousted for something he didn't do. Can't think of what in particular.... obviously something distasteful. Perhaps he got involved with a daughter of a long-time enemy of the family. Now he has no home and will do just about anything to survive; though he still longs for forgiveness of his parents and for friendship of his brothers and sisters, he can't go back anymore.

Faggot 3rd edition. Try a mans game 2nd advance

A dwarf named Ass

one off... reroll

His name is Bowman and he's a Bard.

re

Reee

You're too late. user already got trips. Working on backstory now for the Bard named Bowman. Get dubs for it.

Anyone wanna role play with me on Kik??

u bi?

fuck. that quick? kinda just jumped in hoping for the best

Lord Faggius VonDickchowder

Barbarian who thinks he's a noble.

Fary Gaggot the useless human that is too stupid to even learn cantrips

Oh shit I got it wrong, welp.

Well rerolling for anyways, seducing a bitch makes even more sense as a bard.

Yes but I'm talking about starwars/dnd
Allycatmouse

Reroll

Bro user has already won now it's Dubs to decide the backstory

Fuck, the Oracle.

Tonguepunch Fartbox the gnome bard.

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chick with a dick. that's all they get

Op here, still waiting on dubs

Bowman was a failed bowman, so he became a bard as he had a knack for poems. He is also bisexual. His favorite hobby is collecting corn cob pipes.

A lawful evil disgraced youtuber

Bowman is way cooler than Onision. But trips are trips.

Once upon a time, Re sucked off his dad. When his dad nutted in his tight boipoossi, he gained superpowers. He now has the ability to do fortnite dances perfectly. He showed his friends his dances but they thought it was gay so they raped him and hit him so hard that now he talks with a lisp.
Shortly after he drank a magic potion that made him into a chick with a dick.
The end.

He is, I'm almost disappointed this got trips but I'd love to hear how youtube exists in D&D

>A lawful evil disgraced youtuber
>named re
kek

Halfing fighter named Teri Bento.

Angrybowjob

Shit Clown

Bard/barbarian multiclass

>Shit clown
Sides in orbit

Big Dick Rick
Cleric

10th level Bawd with a cane of bitch slap

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OPs a faggot
Human barbarian.

Op here, winrar.

My party didnt like this. But sure enough. The reduced it to daddy issues and a tough upbringing. With rape ptsd. Had to go with it

Tiffany Twisted, Oathbreaker Paladin.

Op here,
Name: Bowman
Sex: female (magical sex change)
Class: lvl 1 Bard
Backstory: rape ptsd, daddy issues, and a terrible upbringing.

I need some quirks and character traits

Posts ending in dubs define character traits. (3)

>quirks and character traits
is there a list or is it just something we make up?
If the latter:

>starts talking and acting like she was a man (again) when drunk
>somewhat fragile ego, often takes comments as if they're questioning her ability
>sometimes talks to her instruments for a minute or two, even as if they were replying, but in reality it's just a habit, she doesn't actually hear voices, it just helps her clear her mind

prolapsed anus
uses arrows as dildos
scorns the gods

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Op here, Ffs

Im gonna rephrase this to

Sexual devient
Hates the gods/defies them on purpose

...

OP has the abide by the trips

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that's not how this works, faggot. His name is prolapsed anus and he shoots dildos for arrows, now fuck off and get to work.

name was already decided by trips already, faggot

Read the tread

Already have a name, class and backstory idiot

deviant*
funnily enough, your spelling of "devient" deviated

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ray pest
charisma wizard

English is not my 1st language

Fuck, I was gonna suggest Bardman the Bow.
Damn.

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wot

Eldritch Blast
Paladin

This wasn’t part of the deal, op.

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My fucking sides

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Guld Gimmelotz.
A dwarf whatever your stats are suited for.

Gareth long(cock)sword
Human neutral cleric that casts death spells