You’re walking in the woods

>you’re walking in the woods
>suddenly you see this, about 25 feet away, looking right at you

What do Cred Forums?

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bear mace myself

Tell the bear i identify as a non-bear victim and to respect my pronouns

If it's Brown, lay down. If it's Black, fight back. If it's white, say goodnight.

that being said. Grizzly bears are the niggers of bears. Yes, Black Bears are not niggers because they are pussies.
Grizzlies are just killing machines much like Shitbulls.
I would love the chance to go and kill a (Grizzly) Bear and it's cubs

I call it a Ciggy Butt Brain.

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*unzips dick*

See myself in my true form and cry

31 rounds of .40 to face. If it wants to eat me it'll have to suffer dearly to make that happen.

This

Run towards the bear and then spray it with bear spray.

What if you don’t have any weapons?

offer it some charmin ultrasoft asswipe.

Scream at it to use your correct pronouns. It’s what left wing people do constantly and they exist just fine

If in America, shoot it with a gun

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put her in a head lock
make her smell my fart

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FUCK america


murder all nsa

>not in America

Die horribly. But its ok because we have universal healthcare (which can’t save you from the bear)

Take some jet and grab my frag grenades.

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>What if you don’t have any weapons?
Then you're fucked and this is a pointless question

God I wish that were me.

get ready to fuck a bear

Shoot my girlfriend in the knee and walk away briskly.

Start filming so I can be immortalised in rekt threads.

Talk to it normally, back away slowly, bear mace if it gets too close.

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what makes you think the bear will upload the footage?

Bears use Cred Forums frequently

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they are called Cred Forumsears

I don’t live in a bear country.
Without looking it up, I’d be inclined to just keep my distance and carry on. Surely bears don’t just attack on site unprovoked? Exception probably with cubs?
This approach has worked for me with any number of sharks and a couple of lions.

B/lack and b/rown.

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Shoot it with my 45-70 rifle which I would be carrying if I was in the woods. I should be able to pop off 3 shots by the time the grizzly would reach me if she charged.