Yesterday was the worst dinner I have ever had. I generally don’t socialize with coworkers, but for some reason I did. I should have stuck to my rule about forgoing outside of work socializing. Six coworkers met at someone’s house yesterday under the pretense of ‘iris stew’. I grudgingly accepted the invitation and arrived at 2 pm (when I was told to arrive). I brought traditional soda bread that had to be baked first. The host made a bit of a stink about using the oven when he had other things in there, but I told him I wanted it fresh.
The stew was still cooking and the host was already drinking alcohol at this time. In the middle of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, the host tells me: >Please, no talk about politics. >Please not today. I said if more people talked about politics we would be in a better country. He got very argumentative, so I just dropped it. I was drinking apple juice that I brought over and the host kept trying to get me to have a beer. He was obviously intoxicated and starting saying how maybe I would be relaxed and ‘cooler’ if I had some alcohol. It was honestly pathetic, like peer pressure from a high school TV show. Anyway, at that point I became withdrawn and went for a walk. I came back right before dinner and that is when the fun started. He made ‘Irish stew’ with beef, carrots, Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, hot sauce, oregano, tomato, and various ingredients. I started telling other that proper Irish stew should only contain mutton, potato, onion and water and that beef, tomato, black pepper, hot sauce, and Worcestershire sauce and other ingredients would be available then and therefore it was a modern stew, not an Irish stew. (continue?)
I hope you'll die in pain fucking brainwashed polfag. Nodoby cares about your stupid politics you liberal brainlet
Eli Green
Yeah I wouldn't
Thomas Hill
>politics do you want him to continue the story or not, Ivan? you already got your rubbles for spamming so why not take a break?
Blake Cruz
Not very interesting tbh.
Gabriel Clark
And it seems like you're the most boring pathetic person ever, I hope those people beat your ass and kicked you out of the party you liberal sober fag
James Bell
never have dinner with coworkers
Isaac Roberts
Who raped the horse?
Parker Wilson
I smell stale pasta.
Jack Cox
>sigh >unzips
Bentley Cooper
(continued) We started eating and someone asked about what I had said about real Irish stew. The host looked so annoyed so I told him. He turned red and told me if I didn’t like it I could, in his words, “get the fuck out and take my apple juice with me”. I was shocked and speechless. He left the room and his girlfriend (they are unmarried but live together) apologized. Eventually, people started talking more comfortably and he came back and was brooding and drinking more. The stew was okay, but not authentic. I asked him if he knew that mutton was on sale at a local store and he flew in a tirade, bringing up any small error or faux pas I have ever committed at work. People were trying to calm him down, and I simply responded to him in a quiet and calm voice, and said that I appreciated his invitation and his take on Irish stew, but it would have been nicer if the company had been more warm. He got up and pulled me out of the chair, stretching my sweater at the neck in the process. He was literally screaming in my face and has his fist up in a threatening manner. It was a horrible affair, but I decided to make authentic Irish stew today because I was let down yesterday and had a hankering for it. It is simmering on the stove and I plan on bringing it to lunch on Monday, one bowl for me and some for the host. It will be a subtle form of revenge as well as a way to show him that I am a better cook and am the more mature, forgiving person. I'm still wondering how work will be tomorrow and what stories and rumors he's going to start spreading about me. >mfw >what do
You're a stupid asshole. People actively try to include you and you start talking about politics (something your parents should've taught you NOT to do), then you insist on baking some bread (fucking weird) then turn down their offering of ale (very disrespectful in a ton of places) then you complain about the meal he cooked cuz it's not authentic?
THEN you try to justify your blatant bullshit by ranting on some obscure internet forum on African tribal dancing to a bunch of anonymous people who ACTUALLY TOLD YOU WHAT YOU NEEDED TO HEAR; that you were DEFINITELY in the wrong and a stupid fucking asshole about it.
Brayden Diaz
>Irish Stew Autist copypasta Ah a classic /ck/ meme
Parker Allen
You need to apologize to that fucking guy with a bottle of wine and brood in the misery of your shit personality.
Bentley Bailey
First of all nobody's drinking an apple juice, maybe, just maybe, you drink a little of orange juice and that's it. Second if you don't drink alcohol why even bother to go somewhere? Just sit at home and sip your juice for kids like a 16 yo underage fag while normal adults will drink beers. And stop thinking that you're better than others because that's not true
Colton Ortiz
yes
Hudson Bell
you have got to be the most Insufferable cunt I've ever read a story of. faggot go kill yourself
Chase Foster
My god you seem like a fucking dickhead. A Co worker invites you to his, probably out of pity, and you show up judging him him for having a few beers and demanding your soda bread is fresh. He probably said no politics to you cause you were going on a big neckbeard rant to some girl who probably looked terrified. Then you proceeded to call him out on how the meal he prepared wasn't up to your standards of what Irish stew is meant to be. All of this superiority you have about you and the image you chose is a woman holding a horse cock. You're also posting a long winded rant about the events on Cred Forums you fucking loser. You have the social skills of a beehive by the looks of things. Have fun dying a virgin.
Blake Carter
Jesus Christ you’re a fucking socially awkward loser. Stay on Cred Forums real life isn’t for u
Dominic Morris
Your office is open on Sunday?
Jayden Diaz
OP sauce of pic? and anymore
Jaxon Peterson
To be honest, you're just a stupid fuck, that people only care about because of pity and because they work together with you.
I feel sorry for the folks that had the guts to invite you to a social gathering. Yet you're still victimizing yourself.
