Where is the secrets thread? did you guys run out of 11 year old nieces to bathe?

No, but she frequented me and another guy.

A girl lied to me about being in a relationship, lies about her plans constantly, and now I’m suspecting she might try and trap me with a kid or she will have to confront all of the lies she has been telling to me up to this point

Same here

Drag her, steal her phone and check messages shes sent to her friends

When I was 15-16 I used to grope girls' pussies in swimsuits in the wave pool at the water park. So easy, go underwater and position myself behind/under a cute girl, wait for the wave to come by and fingers in crotch, then swim away before she knew what happened.

I'm older now and I still kinda want to do that again.

be me going through weeb era(still am)
>start learning japanese
>go on omegle and start catfishing jap dudes because that's how deep I was into this weeb shit
>exchange Skype with some 40 year old creepy dude
>make all kind of egregious shit up
>he talks to me daily, asks me about every single detail in my life, if I wear a school uniform where I live etc. never gets sexual because I ve told him I'm 15. Only knows which country I'm from
>dude is a nut job has all sorts of bizarre ideas about "the west" thinks astrology is bullshit but also that blood type personality theory is scientific
>we talk almost daily and wants me to describe my school day to him in detail.
>around 4 months pass like this
>one day dude sends me a message saying "oh you won't believe this" and then a YouTube link
>video is from one of those Japanese panel shows
>show is about meeting and interviewing Japanese people living in diaspora
>episode is about people living in my country, first segment about some lady living in a rural area
>fast forward end segment starts
>Holy fucking shit!
>segment takes place in my city
>NOT JUST MY CITY THE ACTUAL SUBURBS I LIVE IN
>CAMERA PANS AROUND AND SHOWS MY HOUSE AND EVEN ME AND MY MOM DOING YARD WORK
>turns out segment is about a Japanese lady who eloped when she was 17 that lives in our block.
>had heard grandma and her friends calling her yamaguchi but I thought it was her nickname or some shit! All old people look the same
>finish the video and then start panicking what if this retard starts stalking me irl?
>block him and delete my account

Tl;Dr turns out I'm an anime character

>did you guys run out of 11 year old >nieces to bathe?

Uh, I want no part of this pedo shit...

Ikr! Wink wink

What the fuck... God I hope you're just trolling

Only started playing GTA 5 this year

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they probably got you on camera

>black friday
>get 2 laptops
>walk to the garden center
>slide under fence
>exit
>walk around and grab
>walk off

Bifag here, I'd love to fuck my gf's super cute nephew

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I got my wifes friend drunk enough to convince her to model for me - hoped to see her in underwear, but ended up seeing everything.
Fap material for life secured.

Wickr: zoomer999 if you want story and pics (no face)

Still haven't gotten around playing it, family thinks that I spend most of my free time playing games but truth is Iast time I played vidya was in 2013

>be me

>>want die

>>>not die

>>>>sad again

Ok zoomer

The other fun thing was to stand at the bottom of the big water slide and watch for girls' swimsuits to come off. That happened pretty often. Both top and bottom would zip off with the final splash into the pool. Usually they'd stand up without realizing their nakedness for a few seconds and then panic and cover themselves and go dive for their lost cover.

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i'm a 22khv and i've given up on women. i tried speaking to a girl recently but eventually got left on read. i can see myself being a virgin at 30 easily

I'm pretty sure, though not 100% certain, that most of my female coworkers are whoring about to some extent. A few, far more so than the others.

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I made a glory hole on a bike path and suck men off semi regularly.

So im a 41 year old fat neckbeard who is married to a 26 year old we have been together 6 years and have 2 kids. Moved to make her happy and now im a stay at home dad while she works nights and i kinda hate my life... She cheated on her ex with me but it was a chick and she wanted d and we hit it off but now she is super jealous and thinks im always cheating while she is at work. I can hardly leave the house without her thinking im fucking someone. Now her ot got cut back and im probably gonna get a little shit job to make up for it and i know the cheating stuff will go into overdrive. But i put up with it because i love the kids and shes quite hot. Pic related

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My best friend fucks my gf 2-3x a week and he has a 21cm meat, and im 14cm and she loves it

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True story inbound

>be me , divorced from wife with 3 kids , get them every other weekend

>2 sons , 1 daughter

>start teaching daughter when she is 5 , show her my dick , goto pantry and cover dick in nutella , tell her that it's like a lollipop.

>this progesses over the next couple months

>she eventually sitting on my face and I'm licking her twat , she thinks it's a game

>>mfw , one morning shes sleeping in my bed and she under covers , I get wood and she finds dick and start to suck without a word from me

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>be me
>try to an hero about 2 weeks ago
>posted on Cred Forums while being high on meds
>lamentably-fail.jpg
>forced to stay at the hospital for 72h
>now I'm back to living my miserable life again

>quite hot
>built like a slightly chubby 16 y/o boy.

Uh... kay

Night out with my friend and his gf.. we go to their plaze when everything closed, have a few beers, talk, soon she goes into her room and passes out, he passed out a few moments later on the couch. I go into her room sniff her all over, i rub my dick on her lips gently... then i jizz all over her feet and clean it with my friends socks that i found on the floor

Lets see yours

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I've been there done that and ended up divorcing because I couldn't handle that level of crazy. I only cheated on her after I told her I was ending the marriage and starting fucking another woman to get over it.

She's got a nice pussy but it ain't worth the stress.

Same

I'm fucking a popular gaming YouTuber's wife.

Here is a non larpy one for a change

Ever since I was like 9 I remember waking up with a morning wood. I never really paid much attention to it and it usually went down after a while.
One day when I was like 12(during first big development boost in the nether region) woke up with my head heavy, started doing everything mechanically, still half asleep, finished breakfast and waited in the hall as always for the school bus.
Hear mom say "You forgot to kiss mom goodbye" kiss her and then notice her chuckling so I asked her what is it
"are u sure you wanna leave like this?" she said while pointing downwards with her finger to the small tent that had formed in my sweatpants.
I turned red not knowing how to react I was used to my morning woods not being noticeable
Mom continued chuckling
"you know there is still time maybe you could uhm you know go to the toilet..and.. " she then did the jerk off motion with her hand and mouthed the words jerk off so that my siblings couldn't hear.
My head had now turned scarlet red with shame. Couldn't believe my mom had just said those words and made that gesture. All I wanted to do was aliviate the awkwardness I felt so I just went to the bathroom.

But here came the hardest part, I knew what jerk off meant I knew its when people play with their penis but I had no fucking idea there was an end product to it. How the hell is this gonna help me get rid of my boner? All I did was like try to find some way to make my cock go down so I just pressed my penis to the side pulled one of the elastic leg openings of my undies and just put it over my penis to keep it in place.
Open door hesitantly
Mom notices
"my.. you are quick, feel better?"
I just nodded and then waited for the bus while my dick, squeezing against the elastic band felt like almost splitting in two.

After that incident i would always mind wearing an extra underwear, and after I finally found out what jerk off meant I would always bust a nut in my room before school

Moar

I’ve seen Selena gomez nude, no sex just seen her nude.

i have a rampant abdl/diaper fetish... currently diapered under a super cutesy and girly/babyish pink animal onesie...am mid 20s guy btw

I fucked a popular ASMRtist.

You will be socially weird if you don't play GTA 5

I go 3 days on a week to suck and get fucked by truck drivers on some parkings. I earn money to keep my wife happy and she is no aware about that.

You're a guy I presume?
How do you approach customers?

>be with gf 6 years
>she's 23 I'm 27
>i meet cutie 18 yo, 4ft 10" cute as a button, looks about 8yo, into daddy/daughter rp
>fuck her brains out for 6 months
>break up with gf, get with her
>family disown me cause she looks super young
>break it off, I get back with ex
>6 months later she's in a relationship and we're now secretly hooking up every week
>smashing the tightest little slit whilst she dresses in my nieces clothes = win for both of us (she's into that)

I want to fuck my cousin 4 pics related

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If true... Nice

I think I might be an actual racist. Whenever I see a black person I get nervous and think about how they could just attack me out of nowhere like a dog. I then try to justify this to myself with stats but I still know it's fucked up. I have a fascination with the KKK, their unity, their goals, their hierarchy, and their willingness to fight for a goal. I also hate the hate people have for the KKK because modern black "rights groups" do much worse and are excused. I despise how minorities can do whatever they want and get away with it by saying whites did the same things hundreds of years ago. I'm from Alberta so I hate how the natives get treated so much better than the rest of society even though most of them are just lazy do nothings and get so much assistance from the government. They also get recognised for shit they didn't do. We had a remembrance day ceremony and the natives got a whole ten minute section and they justified it with "some indigenous people fought in WW2". A few white kids shoot up schools and suddenly all whites are school shooter when there are black kids gunning eachother down in the streets daily over the colour of a T-shirt and they're still the helpless minority and we're still the evil white man.

A rude coworker asked me to pick him up a drink, as I was going out on a pizza delivery past a spot I was planning to stop and buy drinks for a key other coworkers, at the time teenage qt and milf manager so I’m trying to help out. Younger aged teen dickhead coworker asks me to get him a drink and he’ll pay me back. Bet. I get him a Grape Lemonade slushie, alongside an assortment of other deliciousnesses acquired for the squad back home. Along the way back from finishing the delivery I stop in a McDonald’s to use the restroom quick, casually bringing in the coworker’s Lemonade from my car. I sip down a crisp about 3 mouthfuls of purple slush through the straw, remove the cap where there is now some empty volume, urinate in said volume, mix around with straw, replace lid and straw. Return to work, give bro drink casually with all my coworkers’ drinks, never told anyone there. When he took his first sip I remember him perking his lips and verbatim saying, “Ooo, that’s sour!” and myself replying, “Mhm!”

ayy brü I hope things look up for you in the near future

Ok

Thanks user

tell us and post pics

if the great internet hate machine cares about you then you cant be all bad user. hope things get better for you.

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

Greetings earthlings. I am an alien from an advanced race of beings, millions of light years away from this planet. I have come to conquer and enslave you! Take me to your leader! Nah, just shitting you! About the conquering part anyway. You see, this is sort of like my retirement. I wanted to get away from it all, and try to get back to my roots. Where I come from, everything is so complicated. I wanted to spend my time somewhere, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but... uncomplicated. I am really enjoying my time here. Oh, and I totally COULD conquer all of you, you know, if I wanted too!

I wipe my ass with every $20 $50 and $100 bill I get then put it back into circulation

Not a shit wipe, just a dry wipe. But still, I'll always know

I miss childhood friend user.

damn, age ?

>is this how you green txt user

you should honest to god kill yourself if this is true. im being sincere

From Denmark?

You're way too sweet user

oh, its you again

Molested my best friends hot af older sister w/ my friend while she passed out from an heroine/alcohol cocktail. We were 12/13 she was 17

Dude... I'm at the start of a similar situation, except been with the gf 8 yrs and met a barely 18 y/o naive gal. Working up to plugging that tight slit

Gf 19, niece 12

Please just call suicide hotline

How tf do you develop that? The fucking smell yo

All my stories are lame.

I'm just a guy who has been with the same girl since she was 9

Fuck a peostitute... That may open your eyes

Came in friends milk so his hot mom and sisters would drink it.

Hmm... Security has gotten lazy since I was young. Neither of you would gotten away with that shit when I was in high school.

I KNEW THAT MCGREGOR FIXED THE MATCH 5 DAYS PRIOR TO IT
COWBOY GOT PAYD MILLIONS AND DANA WENT ALONG WITH IT
BUT I CAN'T PROOF IT I DON'T HAVE RECORDINGS AND VIDEOS
I'M ON MCGREGOR TEAM'S AT SBG THIS FEEL SO WRONG FUCK

Nice

My ex gf cheated on me , so I opened up about $10k usd in credit cards in her name.

I don't have any pictures. She's a married woman who's cheating on her husband. Why would she allow me to take pictures while I'm fucking her?

I can tell you that their YouTube channel has over 10 million subscribers.

What a strange way of saying something on a message board.

Just fucking tell us who it was ffs! True or not, you'll identity is safe. Jeezuz suffering attention seeking fuck

Since she was 9?
How old are the two of you now?

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

Samefaggin it hard with the phone shit
SMFH

tsundere alien conqueror

Are you new here?

Kekked

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37 and 25

Didnt want to make it too obvious

Have you tried carbon monoxide poisoning. Leave car running in the garage or put a hose pipe from the exhaust into the car.
Alternatively have you tried therapy? Either way b/ro I wish you great success.

Forced my friends 8 year old sister to grind me when I was 13. Eventually she started to do the grinding herself.

Honestly the sickest shit I ve done.

Happened few years back when going through my major weeb period.
Had a fake fb account, actually wouldn't call it fake since it was the only one I had where I posted mostly weeb shit. Only had like 10 friends one of them was a fellow female weeb Larper I had met on omegle. She wasn't technically a catfish we both did lie about our age but she still had pics from school on her account and her real name and her irl friends.

We used to roleplay a lot making up stories about wanting to fuck our hot teachers, since we were both still "highschoolers" after all.
Like most girls she eventually started searching for validation and would often send me audio or video clips of her talking instead of texting or teasing me by saying how guys stare at her during gym because of her boob size.
We ended up exchanging nudes and short clips and then we eventually got bored and started ghosting each other.

Few months passed and I decided to change my profile pic to an anime girl like most other fb friends and the fate of every weeb online. she had as well to some yandere girl and had also changed her profile name (probably unrelated to me)
The moment I made the change my profile started flooding with requests from horny old boomers (of the angry Conservative boomer persuasion). Notice one of them has the same last name as she did before she changed it to an anime character's. It was her dad

Dude starts messaging me sending whatever boomer aesthetic images he could get his hands on. We start talking responding to him as politely as I can. Tell him I'm 16 and a boy to make him feel awkward and probably leave me alone.o
"Oh ok" pheww I guess that was it.
Half an hour goes by
"Do u have a sister?"
Tell him I do, starts asking me if I ve ever seen her naked or found her nudes.
Don't know how to respond so I just say yes found them on our home computer.
"Send them it's okay I won't tell anyone"(1/2)

God I wish you people read more.

>*to

I can't pee next to other while using a urinal. When I was in 8th grade whenever you tried to use the bathroom you would shoved and your dick and piss would just fly everywhere hitting the metal of the urinal, then a possibility of slipping on your or someone else's piss. Due to numerous events of getting my piss interfered with, I am no longer able to pee next to others, though I can do so will concealed in a regular stall. I've been making some progress and I've found I'm able to do it much easier depending on how bad I have to go,if my vision is completely away, if I have a hood on, listening to music, and things that just block me from the world. I just wish I could pee next to people normally again, any suggestions on how I can fix this?

Why fake it to be a shit fight that lasts 40 seconds though?

So you meet her at 21?
How did that happen and how quickly did it get sexual?

>Be me, early 20’s, using free WiFi at closed Coffee shop at 2 am
>Just watching videos on laptop
>Random black dude approaches kinda homeless looking
>Sits down next to me
>Asks if I have internet, lie say no
>Asks if I have any porn, I say yes and play it
>Watch together standing up, him standing beside/behind me
>I hear a zipping noise, feel him rubbing crotch against me
>Wtf scary but horny
>Reach behind and reach in his pants, feel his giant black cock
>I want it
>Lay down with him on top grinding our hard cocks together
>Someone walks by but doesn’t see anything, but we decide to go somewhere safer
>Find nice hidden spot
>He lays down and I get down between his legs
>Pull down his pants and underwear, and his massive manhood springs out
>Immediately take him in my mouth
> Never sucked dick before, entranced at how velvety soft the head feels on my tongue as it swirls around
>Try to deep throat but too big/gag reflex
>Go back to licking head while while stroking shaft, can’t believe they really do get this big
>Can tell he’s getting ready blow his load, and I wanna watch it erupt
>Try to lift away but he puts his hand on the back of my head and gently forces me back down on his cock
>Whatever he wants
>I feel an explosion of warmth in my mouth while his cock throbs between my lips
>Start bobbing up and down again, licking any stray cum of his thick shaft
>Can’t bring myself to swallow for some reason, spit cum beside us
>He says he wants to steal me an electric scooter or some shit, asks me to keep lookout
>Once he goes out of view, hurry home
>Laying in bed confused, was I raped? Is it rape if I enjoyed it as much as I did?
>No idea, jerk off 6 times in a row, full loads of semen every time
>Always was and have been straight since, currently in long term relationship with girl I love
>Still fantasize about sucking another nice big black dick and taste that hot cum again

no matter where i go, be it party, family gathering, ect., i will piss in a shampoo bottle.

I tried meds OD. I also tried to jump off a bridge and hanging myself but I pussied out.
I tried therapy two, during 2 years. It helped but I'm still depressed and want to kill myself sometimes.

>Either way b/ro I wish you great success.
Thanks.

Spend time in public toilets getting used to touching yourself in the presence of other anons, ya mad bastard kek

It's actually quite fun

no no, i can touch my dick with ease in front of other's, it is just actually getting myself to start peeing is the part i struggle with. usually once i get going i can last the rest of the piss but if someone intimidating walk in my piss automatically stops.

Ignore him because I really had nothing of the sort that could pass as someones sister but he kept spamming my messenger for like an hour,
"I ll tell everyone you are a faggot kid who talks to men pretending to be a girl"
Get pissed off go on photoscape get the pics weeb girl had sent me crop them as best as I could to hide her room and send them to him one by one while he was asking for more and dirty talking.
He stopped responding for a few minutes. Start panicking thinking he noticed it was her daughter.
"Received a video message"

Dude sent me a vid of him cumming while looking at his daughters nudes
"Do you like it? this is all for your whore sister she deserves it"

Still have the video of him cumming, ngl thought about sending it to his daughter and feign ignorance. "check out what this old perv sent me" but thankfully fb decided to end this endless cycle of perversion by checkpointing my account and eventually deleting it

It's an arranged marriage, but her family was dirt poor and mine were rich so she was sent her very early.
Got sexual within a couple of months, we didn't marry until she was 16

There's this girl that comes into my work with her mom or grandma. Cute as a button. Thing is, she's like probably 12 or 13. It makes me want to wait for her to be 18 and I can fuck her. Why am I like this. I don't want to be attracted to these kinds of girls.

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i do that too

We made a card game.. Ment to provoke everyone.. Mostly its fat shaming. Even the company printning it hate it. Have a look
thegamecrafter.com/games/game-of-brian

Bro wtf I ve never used school toilets. steel bladder,

poop was the problem ended up shitting myself like 4 times throughout my school years. Not because I had a stomache ache or diarrhoea just regular stool. I soiled my pants because I didn't wanna use the schools restroom

I do the good old "she's gonna be hot when shes older" too

That's the thing. She is def gonna be hot when she gets older. Also, she did this thing where when I first saw her for the first time, she asked me for my name and I don't know why.

hmmmmm. u are like this because u seek thrill. if u wish not to be attracted to these kinds of girls just know how you would feel if a grown ass many wanted to fuck your 12 year old daughter. then again, pussy is pussy.

I illegally raise and sell kangaroos as pets here in the states. Business is good.

youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI

where can i buy the joeys at

This guy is why i never carry cash

They're currently going at $900 each, interested?

Arranged marriage? What country did this all happen in?

When I was a freshman in highschool I didn't understand a lot. So, I thought it was very masculine to show off that you had a boner, so every time I set next to a girl I let it grow and position it so they could see it bulging from my sweatpants.

Welcome back, buddy. I was afraid you weren't going to make it.

Technically middle eastern but not one of the shitholes you usually think of.

is there an online store for the kangaroos?

Shoe maker is that you

Peepee went into poopoo

Have been busy lately, only come here once in a while

So you banged a 9 year old? Did it even fit? How did she handle the whole arranged marriage ordeal?

I play osrs at work

That's hot lol most of the jock/jerk dudes we had did that as well teens are pure sociopaths

in 4th grade me and another guy fucked each other in the bathroom stalls. we sucked each other's dicks, did handjobs, and anal. i remember when he saw my boner he grabbed it and said i had a big dick.

Hi I'm a new fag, what does the checkmark box do?

Didn't really fit at first. But we still had fun. And eventually I got inn her good.

She was more excited about it than I was.
To her I was a prince saving her from a shit life.
I have also asked her as an adult if she wanted a different kind of start to our marriage, and shes says she got her dream fulfilled

to select stuff, duh.

Is her pussy shaven?

I cheated on my girlfriend of 5 years.
>Party at my apartment
>everything was chill af
>drinks get around and everyone is singing along to generically recognizable acoustic songs played by a friend.
>Girl starts singing along with guitar guy
>Pull her in by her belt loop and sing along with her
>She gives me the eye....
>youwannagointheback.jpg
>fuck like no tomorrow, she's screaming.
>come out to roommate's disapproving stare
>he knows

yes it selects, but what does it do? does it allow me to reply to someone directly?

I agree. Happy i don't live in the US though. That would drive me insane.

You both happy with the marriage? You guys have any kids?

I like to fuck older guys throats.

Nice but I do better.

At family parties of my friends I wait for the bathroom to get occupied and when it does I ask the friend if there is a bathroom. He or she will invariably offer the one upstairs. When I get in there, there is invariably a hamper. I find the wife or daughter's used panties and have myself a fapfest.

Pretty fucking happy yeah. Shes gorgeous and smart
We have 2 kids, both girls. She wants 2 more but I'm happy with the two, so we will have 2 more

I'm so glad I rarely use currency.

kek

did you cum inside her?

Let's just say I got this idea when I found somebody's phone in schools auditorium. Didn't go through her stuff, just answered the phone when she called using her friends.
She was so pissed off when she came to retrieve it didn't even say thank you. Being young and naive thought she was just some bratty bitch but later realized that all girls have nudes on their phones and in the most conspicuous places like phones gallery next to pics of family members and pets.

Click on the no.8383838 etc and you can reply to someone's post as I just did

As someone who used to repair iPhones..
No far from all girls have nudes.

But you be shocked at how young the ones that have can be.

Im 22, confused about my sexuality and never had a real relationship before.

I'm also an insecure incel faggot

I'm 24, confused about my sexuality and have never been in a real relationship
I'm you, but stronger

Disappointingly androgynous?

She should get screened for breast cancer. Those nipples look suspect

No such thing

How much did you win?

I know lol I had a smartphone as a teen, if 13 year olds boys have nudes so do girls. Mom eventually wen through my phone and erased all of them lol "if you keep doing stupid stuff like this I'm taking away your phone forever"

27 here never even felt the need to approach a girl

When I was doing gymnastics in high school we were pretty sure the coach had a camera set up in the locker room.

None of us had the courage to bring it up to anyone in fear of retaliation...

Dude they do it much earlier than 13 .
We had a father come inn with his daughters iPhone that was completely broken, he had gotten her a new one and asked if it was possible to get all her stuff over. She had masturbation videos going 4 years back and and she had to have been 9 or so in them.
We deliberately gave her father back a unlocked phone.. just in case he wanted to go snooping

What was the reason for the suspension?

Dang lol, this is wild, probably older boys got them to do it

It didn't happen it's larp

When I was in middle school Coach used to take creeps of 13-14 year old girls doing push ups and stretches with his camera phone, it actually turned into scandal enough to garner the attention of local news

No reason, sorry hit enter sooner than I should have.

The gymnastics coach's related to the headmistress, and all previous complaints fell upon deaf ears. There's also a rum our that he had a somewhat dodgy/blackmaily relationship with one of the girls on the team.

That was before the #metoo era, talking shit about creepy behaviours can backfire pretty badly if you are a nobody.

>be married 40
>smokeshow wife
>get cock sucked and rimmed by gay sub weekly
>love to suck a big PR cock and get fucked in the ass

I think her nipple is trying to hit on me

You and me both friend

Tldr you want a big black cock up your pooper

I think my wife from my arranged marriage is ugly as sin and mentally challenged and I fully intend to never speak to her again.
When they held me down and let her ride I cried so hard I puked because she's 100% unfit to reproduce and they let her get pregnant with whomever she wants forcibly (strapped down) while she stalks. Her talking to her therapist about me for the past 8 years isn't helping, it's getting me raped.
I got castrated for getting the retard pregnant when they held me down.
I really love Emma Grace.
I like TS music even though I'm a boy. Especially her first 2.
I am currently banned at my local convenience store for shoplifting.
I did high dose ALD-52.
I've had a heart attack on ethylphenidate.
I get suicidal on stimulants other than cocaine.
I want to die shacked up with her.
I like to drink until I'm stumbling and slurring.
I stole lunch every day for 2 years at HS
My 50 in MLG is hardly legitimate. I had to play with the best player in the playlist to get it. I lost roughly 55% of my games 50 high. Slayer is legitimate.
[spoiler]I'm in love and always will be[/spoiler]
I smoked crack in 2012.
I had a pound of heroin in 2015.
They attempted to lethally inject me at cedar point.
I have an incest baby I refuse to hold. I'm now refusing chemo on my cancer that way I won't have to live long with the shame of it.

Back in the days i was training rock n roll dance after school.
And one of the coaches was fucking a girl from our group she was 15 or 16 at the time. Not sure if its 100% true but a girl told me about it and she was good friends with this other girl.
Now looking back i get it tho..... this girl was super hot and basically me and the other boys there where complete dipshits pretty much oblivious for this things we where just watching porn and playing video games....

I used to work at a high school, we always got complaints about one of our gym teachers. He was the "hot" one .
Thing is all the complaints came from girls, and he was super gay just not out to the students.

You need people to watch the camera footage.

How are things going with the young girls in your other residence in Brazil?

Actual story of how marauding self righteous idiots can get people into trouble.

Boomer guy obviously technologically illiterate brought tablet in for repair, not during my shift, jerk colleague calls authorities. Turns out son was the only one that had been using the tablet and had taken tons of nudes of himself. Some random dude not only spent hours in interrogation but was also forced to watch his kid son doing obscene stuff

Cool larp faggot I'm fucking pewdiepie and his dog (the hot one)

More on this incest baby

That's hilarious

Proof faggot

A college of mine has busted 3 paedophiles.
The boss stopped asking how he found the contraband after the 2nd burst.
Figured it's better to get them off the street then to worry about him snooping

Is this pasta

Ive fucked my youngest sister 3 times. Ate her pussy about 20 times. Got 3 or 4 blowjobs.

I go to AA meetings and bullshit the fact that I'm addicted to alcohol. I was a cokehead for about three years but I like AA better so I just switch out 'coke' for alcohol in all my stories so no one says shit.

NA meetings in my area are just a cesspool of people on probation trying to sell dope or find a plug. Seems like people in AA actually want to get clean.

Wanna trade

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I went a party with a bunch douche bags two weeks ago and stole $500 from everyone. They found out and I will probably not be able to go to Philadelphia anytime soon unless I want to get my head kicked in.

Ate my middle sister 3-4 times. Ate /fucked my oldest sister. fucked

I posted slutty stories of my life on Cred Forums several years ago. It turned me on to no end and cheered me up to give something away that other people weanted.

That's not the secret.

The secret is...That was the last time I was happy.

Are you not concerned that they'll come to your city looking for you?

ME TOO

Any FEMANONS on here with an incest fetish?

Re-post them here.
Not many, if anyone at all, will remember them from last time and perhaps it'll make you happy again.

I want to watch you seduce your dad/brother.

Years ago I downloaded a remote control app for my phone on a whim when a friend was visiting and used it to snap some pics of her changing. Stole panties, too.

I became addicted to sharing her online. It feels so good to expose her like that, face and all, but I regret it every time. Never stops me from doing it again a day, a week, or a month later. She's probably been shared and saved by countless people at this point.

I want my wife to be a slut

i grope teen girls on the bus

Tell her to come here!

You deserve to die

Nah, I live pretty far away. They vaguely know who I am but I don't think they even know my name. Everyone was trashed and passed out and I didn't like the cut of their jib so I made my move but supposedly someone outside saw me through a window, which I don't buy, but if they're hedging they're bets on me, they're definitely right. Stole a whole prescription of Adderall too.

Fuckin faggots.

Actually, I saw someone posting looking for them not long ago. Almost posted, but anxiety and paranoia held me back.

People might recognise. I mean, probably not. But who knows.

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CUNT!!!!

me too
>gf cheats on me again and again
> im addicted to her and always forgive her because i love her so much
> she does it again
> cheat on her with a girl as revenge
> she hacks my social media and eXpoSeS me on my stories and shit
> breaks up with me
> i still love her

should i just kill myself /b?

Just jerked off using my girl’s housemate’s panties.

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i don't understand this mentality. was essentially canceling an entire city for yourself worth $500?

CUCK!

New to me

how old is she? pic?

My son works at a waterpark, sees this stuff all day. What a lucky 15 yr old.

Fuck dude I do this every weekend, I get to nut on a preeteen bum every so often.

New to most, I'd imagine

Who the fuck are you talking to faggot? Lurk more.

20

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nah sorry man, i can't do it. just the thought of a guy blowing his load inside her a few hours earlier kinda disgusts me. plus i wanted to lose my virginity to someone who actually cared about me

You're really stupid. You should have dump her and move on.
Don't kill yourself. Just find a good way to have revenge.
And have some confidence. You deserve better than a cunt like her.

passable lol

>essentially canceling an entire city for yourself worth $500?
The recidivist criminal mind in a nutshell.
Little or no foresight

Eh, you're right to a certain extent. No, it wasn't.

I don't do this stuff often, but these were the types of guys that fuck your girlfriend, cheat on their girlfriends, gossip behind their friends' backs incessantly, all upper middle class fucksticks that aren't gonna do shit. So fuck em. I know that's a shitty mentality but believe me, that lot of pricks has done way worse things to people for their entire lives. So me ruining their night was worth it to me to a certain extent.

>plus i wanted to lose my virginity to someone who actually cared about me
Faggot.
If you don't want a prostitute, go on Tinder then. Plus it's free. Not sure the girl hasn't fuck a few hours before tho.

sounds like you got bullied in high school or something, but fair enough.

being petty to petty people is like trying to fight fire with gasoline. people like that will fuck you down the line if they ever get the chance. fucking with the cool kids never goes well man.

there are a total of like 27 i think.

Cheating sluts are my favourite stories because I want to fuck the girlfriend of a co-worker so bad.

you wore sweatpants to school? lol

You may as well make use of them whilst you're here

I was visiting cousins out there and we hit the bars, where he met an old friend from college whose other friend was friends with these guys. We then got invited to this party by his college buddy. And when we walked in as the odd guys out, they didn't make us feel welcome, but like we weren't supposed to be there. It left a bad taste in my mouth so after they all passed out I robbed them and my cousins and I left.

I would have been completely cordial if they had been, but after dealing with a bunch of former frat bros still wearing fitted hats in their late 20s and early 30s, listening to their coked up bullshit, and dealing with their dirty looks all night (despite being polite myself), I had had enough. That's what you get for being rude simian.

I would but shes too scared to try it. Pic related

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>Philly
>late 20s/early 30s in fitted hats
>petty theft as revenge

This sounds like a guido nightmare.

Any Britfags over a certain age will remember this

I found out one of Britain’s most notorious child killers on Facebook

(Pic related)

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so they didn't like you, you rob them, and you can't go back to Philly to see your family anytime soon. you're a fucking loser dude. you guys just should have left.

you're trying to present yourself as being more civilized in this situation while you robbed them blind. you really can't have it both ways and even if you justify it with a "they started it" and go down that lane, you kind of overreacted to a bunch of drunk douchebags not liking you. who cares if they didn't like you? get over it.

I split up with my long term partner in the summer, he was 18 years older than me and pretty mentally abusive. He stole my dog as a last fuck you when I was at the shops. He thinks I’ve gone away crying but in truth I’m just planning on the sickest revenge I can come up with that doesn’t get me into trouble...ideas welcome

Yeah everyone there was Italian lol.

Eh, I stand by what I did. It was really less about them not liking me and more about their attitude and disrespect.

that's not how a functional adult male handles himself, all i'm saying, and it's a great way to get a baseball bat to the head. good luck in life there kid.

I love that tone.

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And if it were correct, why would you want to reveal the identity of someone who has led a blameless life and stayed out of trouble since their release?
Sharing those details could find you facing criminal prosecution for contempt of court.
And create a lot of trouble for him from some vigilante moron/s.

This is

If you have to ask why you should go on then you shouldn't.

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lol.
Are you still a furtive public masturbator?

Sigh. Sadly not. I'm a shutin. Other than work I don't really leave the house.

I once tried getting Cred Forums to tell me what to do in public, but it didn't really work out.

Virgin detected.

How old were the both of you at first, user?

Start leaving small amounts of porn around her. Normalize nudity and sexuality. Have fun!

I still love her 5 years after.
I'm an idiot....

Even tho I know I wouldn't be able to be in a relationship again with my ex, I wish he still loves me. I broke up with him several years ago but we're still friends.
Does that make me a bad person?

I used to expose a vid of my ex stripping and masturbating on Omegle. I set the vid as my cam and then would click through partners until I found old men. I told them what the vid was and warned them she wouldn’t want them to see it and then let them decide whether or not to expose her

Sick fuck, fuck whatever you want that’s willing, a grandma, a whore a glory whole even a fucking mango but not a kid

Femanon here. I posted some nudes on Cred Forums not that long ago and secretly wish some Cred Forumsros still remember me and post my pics as a sign of appreciation. I feel so lonely.

I couldn't stay friends with my ex because I loved her too much. It was like getting cucked every day because I'd want her but couldn't have her. Move on and let that man live.

Hi5. Cred Forums fills that hole in my soul when I feel worthless. Feels nice, doesn't it?

I know I shouldn't be here checking threads to see if someone is posting my pics. I guess I'm desperately craving for attention.
I can't post new photos tho. I know someone IRL who come here too.

I saw a few pictures of myself that were taken a month ago and they made me realize just how ugly I am. I don't usually take pictures anyway, but I was forced to take these ones. My self esteem was already low and now it has hit rock bottom.

People say when you look at yourself in the mirror you think of yourself as being more good looking than you actually are. I'm starting to wonder if this applies to other aspects of self perception. Maybe I dress like shit, have poor personal hygiene, have a terrible voice etc., stuff that I previously thought I was normal about me. Could perfectly explain why I'm single and nobody loves me.

eh, you're not alone there user

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I shouldn't be here either. But where else can I even feel valued?

Kys if you're so worthless that you even fail as an object.

Could be that you need to do yourself a favour and stop navel gazing, making yourself anxious and self-conscious.
We all of us have traits and quirks and some are less attractive than others

I tried, several times, actually. I also failed.

I'm asexual

There's no point doing anything that would get you into trouble with the law. This might sound cliche, but the best form of revenge is to become the best version of you that is possible. Become so much of a catch that he'll be jealous. Don't do it for him, do it for yourself.

Hey user dressing up if you're a man is not that hard. It can really up your look even if you dont look very beautiful

Used to cum into my friend’s girl’s panties. Came buckets in them and never got caught

i didnt even start yet, is it still good?

>Move on and let that man live.
I can't. We have a child.
It looks like he didn't meet anyone since I left him. At least, he never told me so and I never witness any signs. That's why I secretly think he still loves me.

which youtube channel

Yes I'm starting to realize that now and it is already changing my perception of certain things. It will probably take a while but I guess I have to start somewhere. I wasn't exactly walking around like I'm Brad Pitt (or whoever women always find attractive) but at least now I know what my limitations are and I can (hopefully) start to accept them over time. I hope this provides clarity in other aspects of my life as well and I'll be able to see things for what they really are. Confidence is such a hard thing to gain.

Yes this is true user. I recently went shopping for new clothes and it felt great. Nothing fancy just some Walmart shit, a few pairs of pants and some nice shirts. I'm starting to get out of that t-shirt and jeans phase and more into nicer shirts etc for a mature look. I know people way uglier than me that are doing well for themselves, I'm hopeful that I can reach that level of confidence soon.

Same here other people's perception of my voice is that I sound like a girl or a 12 year old, Im a loner and rarely speak with anyone I don't even own a phone. I always thought thats how my voice sounded through a speaker but uncle who hadn't heard me speak since I was like 16 asked my mom "why is he talking like that? "

2 years ago had plenty of friends. Now have just one friend which is a girl I used to fuck and now she lives in some other city. Not really a secret tho.

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Damn, that's really hot. Would you post the rest?

>For a change
>same copypasta as always

Of course. Would it be better to start another thread for it? don't want to spam up this one.

It IS correct and he’s still quite fucked up.
Thing is I’d get in trouble for telling you the shit he’s done and with your attitude that ain’t never gonna change.
>you’re welcome

Eh, there's no difference for me. Any option is cool. A separate thread will get people more interested I guess.

Post a voice clip on vocaroo

What happened?

Lost job, became depressed alcoholic.

>We have a child
Well that certainly is fucked for him then. Maybe you should ask him if he has moved on or if he still loves you in that way.

Will post here

I don't want to bother him and I know he can easily lie about it.

And your friends?

I forgot to mention "an annoying girl's voice"

Seconding this.

The way typical black people carry themselves: squandering minor income on materialistic nonsense, making a faggot’s plea for safety a fashion statement, making music that rots the mind & soul(Devil Music), every relationship an excessive power struggle that causes more fights, ignorant mindsets to stay where you’re comfortable instead of pushing the boundaries of innovating one’s self, being responsible for influencing crime and the death of other via drugs AND finally (icing on the cake) blaming other for their actions like petty children.

So much power and potential. Yet they piss in the wind, cause the very racism they fear and wallow in. Every February is a joke and a spit in the face of great black people who innovated themselves for a better life, only for their descendants to go bat-shit-crazy over a hoverboard: that isn’t even a hover board! It’s a Segway without handles!!! The biggest example of false advertisement ever!!

And then there’s me:
>learning how to cook better than 5star restaurants
>learning psychology to truly end mental pain and suffering
>being there for kids to not make them a failure like daddy
>being an amazing fiancé/husband because fuck dating
>being attentive to the world seeking truth instead of accepting bullshit

Are there others like me?

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Oops, too busy ranting

The title: I’m ashamed of being black

Looks like her tits have little mouths

I'm black as well so I know what you're talking about. The thing is, black people are stuck in a loop but too many of us are not smart enough to realize it and do something about it. A lot of us grow up in poverty and in situations that make us think that it is the norm when it really isn't. For example, I see so many cases of bad parenting and i can see why so many young people these days are fucked. Thankfully my parents were smart enough to raise me the right way and made sure I went to college and made something of myself. They literally drove themselves into debt trying to make a better life for us.

Institutional and individual racism really is a thing though, let's not forget that. There are certain aspects of society that make things harder for us and unfortunately they won't change for a while. And in some cases it really doesn't matter how much you set yourself apart from the people who make us look bad. I'm fully aware that I'm less likely to be hired than someone white even if we are equally qualified. I'm fully aware that of I get pulled over by a cop I'll be treated differently than people of other races. Sometimes I wish I was born white or at least light-skinned because I have 0 doubts certain opportunities would be easier to come by, but at the same time there's another part of me that is proud to be black.

In every race you'll have both good and bad. I wish people will stop treating all black people like "niggers", because theres a difference between niggers and black people in the same way that not all white people are white-trash or rednecks/hillbillies.

If so, the appropriate place to report 'shit he's done' is the police.
You know this and you know why.

From personal experience, your luck is going to run out and you will regret that you didn't stop.

Yeah it was gym day we were required to wear one

I have a firm place to kill myself within 2 months. Now it is seeming like within 2 weeks.

Fuck you nigger !

You are correct sir! The institutional racism I see. I’ve also spent some time in jail and they really ARE stuck. They don’t see they make the stereotype a reality. I was told once, “You need to act more Black.” I laughed it off, but I was insulted. Wasn’t sure what to say so I walked away

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>>learning how to cook better than 5star restaurants
Good luck on doing that on a regular basis.

Made my niece hook up with another boy in school so now no one suspects her kid is mine... Been doing this to 8 other people in my family and 7 more online around the United States.

I married the man that raped me in middle school

Ain’t shit gonna happen tho....he’s protected.

>Be out of shape with a love tire.
>A few days after turning 24.
>Start talking to a guy my age who lives 10 minutes away.
>Claims he's discreet and nobody has to know.
>Says he'll blow me.
>I hesitate.
>Says we can start with only JO and see how I comfortable I am.
>I find myself taking an uber to his place, during the Uber ride, the driver starts making convo and my mind is elsewhere.
>Can't turn back now.
>I get to the place, he's waiting for me outside. He looks at me through the cab window.
>"Fuck, he knows how I look like. No turning back now."
>We make small talk, but dude looks unimpressed.
>I go inside his house and it's a beat up little shack on the outside but decent on the inside. It literally has a small kitchen, a miniscule living room facing the bedroom, and bedroom.
>I make more conversation to alleviate my tension, but he's not very spoken.
>Leads me directly into the bedroom.
>My heart drops to my stomach because I anticipated more buffer and I crack a joke.
>He immediately undresses and I am now literally in a bedroom with a naked guy next to me.
>His ass is saggy and his dick is unattractive.
>I follow suit but only leave my underwear on.
>Being semi-naked in front of him feels natural.
>He was about 6 inches and starts beating off, does a dose of poppers to relax.
>He finishes and wipes himself with a kleenex next to his bed.
>Gets up from the bed and slides my briefs down my legs.
>I start beating off and love the vibe. I lay down and ask him to blow me.
>He declines, says that he doesn't want me to regret it. That we can try next time.
>My insecurities think it's because he didn't find my body attractive.
>I continue jacking off and finish under 90 seconds.
>I walk around his bedroom to clean myself up and can feel his gaze follow me.
>He starts looking at his phone, uninterested at my small talk.
>I call an Uber and leave.
>I continue my day in uni and feel numb as my friends try and make conversation.

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

I “am” making progress, but I love my food 90% of the time. 10% is human error and life.

My gf demands my steak. That’s not an innuendo

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I helped my friend with turning my daughter into his fucktoy

>...he’s protected
not if it presents a risk to the public

One oof the railroad boys?

My friend helped me turn his sister into mine when I was in highschool

You should off yourself you fat faggot !

Were you grateful to him? My friend seems like it, but I'm a bit worries he sees me as a loser for helping him like that