You ylyl you ylyl
You ylyl you ylyl
Ryan Harris
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Asher Howard
Lmaoooo
Xavier Morris
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Benjamin Phillips
lost
Noah Young
Jeremiah Bell
Benjamin Harris
Jackson Jackson
Jace Murphy
this thread is cringe and shit. fucking kill yourselves
Asher Nguyen
Robert Jones
fcukin lost already damnit
Matthew Johnson
MOAR
Camden Jackson
Ryan Wood
Thats kinda funny but imagine how sad the existence of an ethically driven vegan really is when you look at it objectively. The reality is that we are an omnivorous animal that is "designed" to eat a large amount of animal products. These people are so out of touch with reality that they get extremely upset, emotional, and mad at other people for merely becoming aware of biological facts. Take a second to think about that... These people's entire life is semi ruined for merely being aware of simple facts of reality.
Thomas Lee
Controlling sister’s love life might be a good reason why your a beta who can’t get laid. At least she tried.
Camden Russell
RIP ded thread
David Price
You don't know what you're talking about.
Jeremiah Bailey
>responding to 10 year old copy pasta
Horrible newfag. Refrain from posting until you learn the basics.
Josiah Sanchez
nope, i'm awere of it that i eat any meat is from some animal. That is the reason i esteem anything i eat, I'm a skiny guy but i eat a lot of animal mater. Also i hunt so, you just have to take the normal mindset, "I need this to be alive" i think those vegans just to stupid and overly hypersensitive
Isaac Turner
Carter Sullivan
Michael Davis
Jackson Walker
Cameron Richardson
Evan Hernandez
Been a while, good 2 c u user
Kayden Hernandez
Jonathan Nguyen
FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING DIRTY GLUTTONOUS HOGRAPING KIKE.
David Anderson
Lost thanks
Easton Ward
nice stolen greentext retard
Asher Moore
nigger
Justin Brooks
I wish the guy that wrote it originally would come out and tell us what he thinks about it now.
Henry Young
Nicholas Davis
Well that's just stupid, but what to expect from an "anti-vegan".
Humankind has evolved a lot in the past 300 years. This evolution includes the evolution of science, and through that more knowledge about the feelings of animals (meaning: they also seem to have those; this has been mostly a product of not believing in god ie. not believing humans as biological beings are that much different from animals) and new form of nutrition and food products, which have made eating animals just unnecessary.
Humans are not designed to do anything, and if you think they are, then you are being religious.
I bet most vegans are "aware of biological facts", but also aware of the sociological facts I stated earlier. Now, I'm not moralizing, you can not give a shit about the emotions of others, that seems to be quite trendy actually, but to think empathy is something unnatural is just stupid. Empathy is what has built human culture as it is, and it is also forming it as we speak.
Robert Hall
Ah...more of that delicious Trumpanzee salt.
Jace Nelson
Bentley Williams
>Now, I'm not moralizing
Aaron Walker
Gavin Stewart
>n-no y-you
Ethan Garcia
Every time u post this, ur dick get shorter, kil yourself faggot, do a favor to the world
Ayden Hill
Kys
Brayden Gutierrez
Carson Nguyen
Liam Scott
That's literally not even true. Try and look past what you got taught in biology at school and do some learning for yourself, we aren't omnivores.
Josiah Perry
Gabriel Barnes
>An omnivore (/ˈɒmnJvɔːr/) is an animal that has the ability to eat and survive on both plant and animal matter.[3] Obtaining energy and nutrients from plant and animal matter, omnivores digest carbohydrates, protein, fat, and fiber, and metabolize the nutrients and energy of the sources absorbed.[4] Often, they have the ability to incorporate food sources such as algae, fungi, and bacteria into their diet.[5][6][7]
Josiah Hall
why does the dad have a boner
Wyatt King
KYS
Jose Ramirez
Wouldn't you?
Adam Williams
Men weeping on his lawn is a fetish he developed through years of fucking other men's wives.
Austin Collins
>interracial bullshit
>fake female dominant bullshit
>footfaggotry
a jew made this.
Evan King
go back to
Joseph Price
Oh shit Prangu what the fuck are you doing!?
Asher Nguyen
>which have made eating animals just unnecessary.
It was never "necessary", only someone who thinks they're arguing against retards who think "omnivorous" means humans must "eat at least some meat" when in actuality they are confused and think humans are "facultative carnivores" or like JBP cultists think humans are "obligate carnivores".
Charles Perry
>evolution completely changed an organism's dietary needs on a scale of 300 years
You're literally as stupid as a creationist.
Lucas Richardson
Colton Peterson
Oliver Fisher
after years of being called cuck and snowflake, you guys are sure showing the alt-right by calling them cuck and snowflake. clearly the more educated party.
Isaiah Myers
good lord. this is the most pretentious, retarded, self-fellating bullshit i've read on here. even worse than the john copy pasta. this shit is not cash at all.
Adrian Peterson
Why do these fucking things exist? Is this some new age irony bullshit?
Noah Smith
Fuck you
Meat is cancerogenic
I'm better off without it
Humans don't need meat to survive
Mason Lee
beelzebub!!
Jackson Bell
Ayden Nguyen
maximum zooboos
Lucas Walker
Angel Martinez
how much are you guys being paid? every single thread there is retarded leftist, talking like this is tumblr and anyone care, right or left propaganda in Cred Forums is pretty stupid, but if you are being well paid I don't mind spend my day repiting the same generic crap over and over again
Blake Martin
OK Boomer
Chase Jenkins
Because you fixate on identity instead of technical content your people will not prevail.
James Moore
>Roof Hood
He dun goof'd.
Gavin Anderson
I demand rule34 on this image
Jaxson Hughes
Old greentext faggot, post of reddit to faggot upvotes
Blake Robinson
Liam Davis
You’re made of meat.
Nolan Morris
What ever you're eating you need to lay off of for a little bit nigger, what the fuck are you even saying. I'm sure I agree with your mindset and we can both agree that vegans are sub 90iq morons. But for fucks sake learn to speak English properly you
Luis Thomas
Yeah we are. The human body is not only able to digest both plants and meat, it does best when fed both. Humans are able to live on one or the other, but this isn't peak nutrition.
Jeremiah Sanchez
NIGGER MONKEY FAGGOT, for some reason that bit of text disappeared on me.
Nolan Jackson
4 you :^)
Parker Rogers
fuck i laughed so hard to this
Jordan Johnson
Kayden Nguyen
humans don't need call of duty to survive either
or cars, or the internet, or capitalism, or regular showers,
Austin Howard
William Garcia
Parker Wright
Brody Thomas
Jaxson Torres
Owen Wright
Nathaniel Richardson
Ryder Phillips
Jaxon Bell
Ian Peterson
Angel Johnson
Why should I go back to /r/eddit? The picture of the old person using the inappropriate background to announce their son's death is funny, you're just too stupid to get it.
Fuck you, 'Unholy Confessions' is a dopeass song.
Shut up dude, you're making vegans look bad with your shitty arguments.
Isaiah King
Joshua Nelson
Sebastian Long
Nathaniel Miller
Camden Adams
Lincoln Gray
Anthony Nelson
That's not at all what I'm saying. Stop being retarded and learn to read. Human culture is evolving, not humans as a species.
Isaac Robinson
I'm not vegan I'm vegetarian
and how exactly am I making vegans look bad?
My arguments aren't opinions they're objective truths
Asher Mitchell
Jason Price
Nathan Long
Explain
Isaiah Evans
nothing, I'm just bored and spending my worthless time arguing with other retards on the internet. It's all about choices.
Kayden Peterson
Easton Phillips
vrroooooooom woooooooooooshhhhhhhhh klunk klunk tsk vrooooooom
Ryder Anderson
David Hall
My ps2 never did this. I actually have the one I bought in ‘02 and it works fine. I still play San Andreas and ace combat on it.
>mfw niggas think this is retro gaming
Aaron Allen
Christian Rivera
Ayden Ramirez
Wyatt Nguyen
Bentley Jones
>your ready to go
My ready to go what?
Michael Jenkins
I had the tiny slim version but it broke down a year ago. Kinda wanna play those old games
Anthony Bell
Why is his dick hanging out lol
Dominic Torres
Josiah Allen
Those slim ones sucked like that, I had the big ass clunker.
Gavin Kelly
Kevin Harris
>have
Nolan Russell
Op here.
I'm actually a guy kek
Jose Lopez
Ethan James
It was great because I could take it anywhere
Robert Gray
Kek I hate you for posting this
Post bananaman now
Zachary Nguyen
Get fucked
Henry Diaz
Trips confirms
Angel James
Conservatives are the real snowflakes.
Also, dad's totally going to fuck his son with his dick out like that.
Gavin Davis
checked
Sebastian Johnson
Lel it's true
Jayden Walker
sounds Jewish to me.
Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Gonzalez
It's bananaman level shitposting. It's old.
Alexander Ross
Fuck off reddit tier garbage
Levi Reed
Phone bad book good
Hunter Brooks
Haha! Oh Prangu!
Camden Richardson
Jordan Thompson
Based.
Adrian Gutierrez
Adam Bailey
Ayden Wilson
Colton Jenkins
Asher Richardson
the fuck you on about? antisemitism is as Cred Forums as it gets, you obvious newfag.
Joshua Turner
THIS IS LITERALLY THE UNFUNNIEST YLYL THREAD IVE EVER SEEN
Henry James
Parker Davis
Kek
Aiden Ross
I know you got this of a wavetitan video you fucking faggot. Piss of to reddit homo.
Connor Watson
Kek got em!
Kayden Morris
this is the highest quality looking image i've seen in my entire life... wtf. his thumb hair looks sharp
Connor Jones
Post or gtfo
Hunter Wood
Luke Rivera
What a sad man. :-(
Henry Mitchell
Noah Williams
What the fucking hell?
Bentley Robinson
I didn’t realize this was going to be a satisfying image thread
Evan Butler
Parker Garcia
Austin Howard
Have a happy MLK Jr weekend, bro.
Keep the dream alive
Anthony Morgan
i lost
Jaxon Perez
Jordan James
Dylan Young
Let's make this thread great again
Robert Butler
Charles Wilson
Stop reposting this shit.
You must be 14 years old. Perfect time to be an hero.
Aaron Clark
Poser
Carter Johnson
Camden Morris
Hunter Peterson
Nigga, you never seen a 4k, 8k or 16k image before?
Jace Adams
Joseph Murphy
that does look like a really comfy chair
Brody Scott
approved.
Landon Collins
Jackson Wood
Jackson Nguyen
>all those tracers
That nigga barrel gonna be pipin hot
Carter Rivera
Wyatt Gonzalez
Luis Rivera
Ghanaian movie posters
Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Martinez
Ian Price
fuck I genuinely teared up from this bullshit have not laughed like that in a hot minute
Justin Campbell
Easton Cruz
Julian Hill
So you're saying you're a kid fucker? Guess I'll be snow then...
Evan Torres
I love this one
Alexander Lee
Keep going with this
Brandon Baker
Blake Stewart
These are garbage. Get a grip boomer
Ian Rogers
Roger roger
Matthew Perez
Ethan Martin
Roger that
Logan Lewis
Hey, wiggle jiggle. Not now, not ever
Jordan Phillips
Someone actually wrote and perfomed that song.
Brandon White
That's m855 nor m856
Daniel Turner
Luke Turner
Fucking great
Wyatt Peterson
Owen Carter
glad you liked it, downside is I don't have anything that can top that one. all the ones I post afterwards will be lesser in comparison.
Liam Long
Zachary Ward
Carter Russell
This isn't good. Stop posting acid trip art fgt
Thomas Nelson
Leo Barnes
>cancerogenic
You inbred fuck.
Carter Stewart
>that autistic handgun
Benjamin Morales
Stop wasting img limit fgt
Bentley Ramirez
Jace Adams
It's not supposed to be good. The artist(s) made them without seeing the movie in some cases
Brandon Price
Sub par. I'm disappoint
Mason Evans
Dominic Clark
Check em again
Camden Baker
Awful
Juan Turner
Don’t listen to this cuck, keep posting that shit
Lincoln Edwards
Jordan Gutierrez
Best so far
Oliver Peterson
4
James Mitchell
Awful
Jonathan Peterson
Kek
Copy that
Jacob Cook
Liam Morales
I'd prefer banana thread over this filth
Jack Harris
I know!
Thomas Mitchell
why did I lose to this
I think I'm retarded
Ryan Cruz
Aiden Barnes
stop calling cheems fat
Andrew Powell
fake image, no phones in them olde times
Justin Harris
Like not funny awful. Do u know what "Ylyl" even means?!
Lincoln Bennett
I really really really like bananaman. Post em!
John Thomas
Michael Gonzalez
You live you learn
That's it! Enjoy your Sunday morning, anons!
Jace Morales
Kek
Chase Nelson
That’s a BIG iron
Joshua Reed
Ok
Levi Price
Caleb Harris
Pure faggot
Owen Robinson
Haha he's Canadian, how could he play an American kek
Leo Bell
Liam Flores
Noah Brooks
Lincoln Lewis
Nathaniel Morales
anyone have the webm of a little kid in a grocery store, he walks around then a shit falls out of his shorts, the video fast forwards and some random guy steps right in the shit. Always makes me lose but for some reason I can't fucking find it
Hudson Moore
Angel Ward
.
Gavin Harris
Jeremiah Morales
>granny sith
Jeremiah Morris
Sure, here you go
Xavier Cox
Carter Butler
Gabriel Wood
great, my mom just died in her sleep, thanks user now I won't have any brekkies
Thomas Russell
>ignore any facts or evidence to the contrary and just believe what I believe
FTFY
Jordan Rogers
Joshua Morgan
Charles Garcia
the ultimate bugmen
Caleb Williams
But what about all those dicks you suck
Evan Anderson
Christopher Green
those arent tracers you mong. i really hope youre not american
Jason Turner
>Human culture is evolving
Fuck off with your grandiose unprovable bullshit
John Jones
lol that wallpaper
poor boomer
Julian Garcia
Look at all of these vegan cucks
Aaron Brooks
Lost.
Samuel Collins
Thomas Rogers
throwing fleshlights at buried dicks?
the boomers are wearing fursuits?
Juan Cook
yup
jews are humiliated little shits because it's the women who hold the keys to the tribe, anything they get preggo with becomes jewish, the males are just tools
Luke Green
ok barbara
Jonathan Rogers
>The reality is that we are an omnivorous animal that is "designed" to eat a large amount of animal products.
it' snot even that
it's that meat is a key diet to produce more energy and thus, ultimately civilization
vegans could survive, as passive apes being raped by everything and everyone
it's basically a turn back toward lemurians, those tiny mammals that survived the dinopocalypse
Henry Jackson
>Humankind has evolved a lot in the past 300 years. This evolution includes the evolution of science
>Humans are not designed to do anything
>sociological facts
this is your brain on vegan
Nathaniel James
Get AIDS
Alexander Perry
The term "snowflake" was not created by the Trumpanzee subhumans and "alt right" Nazis. It's much older than them. The difference is that when WE use it, it's in its proper context. When they use it, it just makes them sound retarded.
Zachary Sanders
Please stop!
This piece of crap didn't even get made!
Most of these are bad and you should feel bad.
Kindly start a new threat, called "Bullshit Movie Posters Drawn on Satan's Nutsack by a Deranged Mental Patient" and post this garbage there
Owen Perry
all meat diets are pretty effective
if we're designed for anything it's the hunter gatherer diet
Juan Harris
This made me laugh
Benjamin Brown
you should go back where you fucking came from.
Jeremiah Johnson
mimicking isnt memeing
but that's the best you can do
Jack Turner
you sound so educated, almost british
i'm sure you get a ton of pussy
Jason Hernandez
who asked (You)?
Christopher Sanchez
>Conservatives are the real snowflakes.
you sure told them!
what are they gonna do now, huh?
Camden Diaz
pretty good
Samuel Lopez
ahahahhahahahaha
Isaiah Perez
there was an attempt
Adam Evans
That's about a bitch right there trying to destroy a man's dreams
Angel Sanchez
d
Xavier Jenkins
depends on the eggs
they better be high q
but yeah it could work
egg is pretty awesome food
Ethan Myers
look at her
he's being nice
he should have kicked her to the curb long ago
Evan Hall
nice DS3 meme
Thomas Cook
actual autism
Jack Jackson
impressive
idiot
it's not about them being dank memes
retarded millenial
David Roberts
which brings me back to réddit
bye boys
gotta educate the Roast before the Toast
Kayden Kelly
>confident
has no proof
i dont either
i told it to my daughters several times
gotta keep the little bitches in line
now that they're acting out, i'm itching to drop them
not financially because i dont care
but emotionally i'm pretty far away
wanna be roasties, enjoy the toast
wanna hate on me, have at it
i'll just travel and have fun or stay home and ignore you
cheers
Jason Ramirez
that can't be real
Leo Allen
It's BFG time.
Henry Roberts
green tip is steel tip, not tracer
Connor Johnson
most boomer joke itt
congrats
Charles Thomas
i bet david's one of us
Parker Sullivan
frankly they look pretty great
first time i feel like this
i guess that's because it's a manly activity display
Aiden Green
>The difference is that when WE use it, it's in its proper context.
what a fucking tool
Connor Cook
legit 1 year old shit, if not more... dog
Jason Sullivan
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>Sixx-teen at the time
>beta throat-virgin cuck with a scat fetish who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of toilets since middle school, when some turd ass fucked me
>have a younger sister who is 14 years old at this time
>my sister is poop crazy, really wants to date someone with IBS or Crohns disease
>announces that she's "getting shit on by someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to rape the guy anally.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, lanky emo kid with 80’s-style glam rock hairdo and hot topic belts/ chains (it’s Andy Sixx)
>visibly needs to use the bathroom
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the restroom"
>discuss for five or sixx minutes
>they go to the basement half-bath
>dad tells me that her throat "isn't going to last"
>sis comes back up stairs with brown shit stains all over her face and hair and shirt
>announces it was "creamy"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that Andy previously dated a Black Veil Brides groupie at Vans Warped Tour
>she's worried that he secretly wants this emo groupie girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"He’s not taking huge shits done my throat anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs and cums uncontrollably
> m f w my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first log of shit would go down her throat
Tyler Reyes
lost hard
Carter Carter
You know, making shit up and playing it like it's a factual argument doesnt work nor has it worked out for people of your mindset for nearly 5 years now.
The only play you have is name calling and no U and its fucking pathetic.
Eli Torres
>Inb4 he then spent the rest of his life poor because of the crippling cost of American healthcare
Ryder Torres
ZOZZLE
Xavier Rogers
Why does Superman have Downs?
John Gutierrez
>4k moon.jpg
>72 KB, 960x960
???????????
Angel Carter
The majority of people who collect snap(formerly food stamps)benefits are white
Joseph Ward
That's 2000s comic art for you. Even more pronounced for a shit tier corporate sellout issue like that one.
Juan Sanchez
Logged.
Anthony Barnes
Lost. Old but gold.
Luke Baker
Are those panties or rotten vagina, it's too quick for me to see?
Levi Lopez
Hot
Christopher Gonzalez
Based
Bentley Brown
Wouldn't that just be MLP porn?
Thomas Jenkins
WE WUZ USING THEM
WE INVENTED THEM
Jacob Ortiz
oh i get it cause hes black! hahahahahh thats hilarious
Landon Green
Makes sense they'd be friends. After all Batman runs around with a toy boi in tight undies.
Brandon Peterson
Bad bait.
Luke Jackson
NEW BAD
WIFE BAD
OLD GOOD
Blake Brooks
This isn't a cringe threat
Brody Russell
FIPPITY FAP