> Be me
> Early 20s male
> Blessed by the great Autismo
> Social life next to nonexistent save for a couple friends from high school
> Hard to converse, making friends and meeting girls very difficult
> Still recovering from a past relationship
> Tries to get out more to find new gf
> Figure online dating could be my way to meet someone new
> Find decent looking woman on dating app that has some common interests
> Chat for a couple days and discuss meeting up
> She agrees
> holyfuckitworked.gif
> Drive an hour across state lines to her college campus
> She's borderline planetoid but I didn't mind a big girl
> Things are awkward at first but I feel more comfortable after driving around and smoking a joint together.
> Things are going great and become very sociable and conversation feels natural for the first time in my life
> Talking a lot more than I can usually manage and we talk a lot
> Grab some sandwiches and hang out in the parking lot eating God's chosen food
> "user, I need to go, my friend needs me to pick her up from work"
> Drives her back to campus
> At this point getting exhausted, kind of glad it will be over. It's been a long night and have an hour drive home.
> Outrun.wav
> Gets home
> Received text message from date
> Pic related
> What did I do wrong, Cred Forums?
Be me
I think you have autism.
I JUST FUCKING SAID IN THERE I DID.
YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO TROLL ME?
I aint reading all that shit. Condense it.
> ignored
> spoken over
> listened to you sperg for 1 1/2 hour
> "w-w-wuh did i do wrong bee??"
I get you're autistic user, but you can read her text yourself.
I just talked how I usually talk.
bump or iw ill have am eltdown
bump
Like how you talk to yourself? Girls dont find waxing chaotic very attrative.
Go buy a gun and shoot up a college. The number to beat is 56.
Whats Waxing Chaotic?
I don't know what you mean.
what does waxhing chaotic mean
whats waxingchaotic
SPINNING TEA POT YEAH AUTSIM
It's a play on words, like the idiom "waxing poetic" - he's likely implying that you talk a lot in a "chaotic" way (i.e., jumping from one seemingly unrelated topic to the next)
Try getting tips on how to talk to a girl from someone who cares about you, not people on Cred Forums
>So Desperate that he's making up a date.
SMH Try Again buddy.
You probably got as far as "hi" and got left on read.
>I just talked how I usually talk.
sounds like that's where you went wrong user.
I think your problem is that you tried get with a schizoid fat 3dpd fleshbeast instead of a real girl (2D)
Its not like its easy to confuse the two. One has blood dripping from its vagina and the other is clean and pretty
all this for a fucking landwhale, nobody cares
just try again with other girl, this time make it worth it, dont waste your time with fatties
THat's hard for me to come up a conversation with an idea like that.
Ni A M tELLing The Truth.
I cant tget shot girls.
IU am only a furry, not into waifuis.
bump
You oughta read this book. Very useful in situations like this. People don't care about listening to your story until they've told their own first. You need to let them talk first, intently listen, ask questions, then you can tell your story.
Fuck. I didn't read this before giving my advice. No thanks. Stick to /mlp/
next time, don't do that.
This. Most people are narcissistic pricks, they only want you to listen to them talk.
Girls don't give a fuck about you. They wanna talk about themselves. Only bring yourself into the conversation if you're relating to her to move the conversation forward.